#take me to flavortown

[fieriframes]

[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]

#s32e09 triple d nation - flavortown #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #my baby's taking me home #baby

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Bobby Flay is destroying food network.

#Bobby flay hate blog #he’s so fucking arrogant #and not funny #his shows are about how great he is #disguised as a competition #and his show with his daughter feels weird and creepy #like dude you were supposed to leave the network #not over take it #i was so happy when I ready Bobby flay was leaving food network #ELATED even #but the last three nights have been beat Bobby flay marathons #fuck that #and yes guy is my comfort background noise #take me to flavortown baby #food network #fuck you Bobby

[wazzappp]

Im not fucking alright brother I'm too far gone for this. You're getting magical girl transformations with my attempt at character shit going on buckle up chucklefucks were going to flavortown (<- what).

Alright so I tried to make Robbies transformation subtly different by not having his face tilted down in the initial 'I am a being composed of pure magic holy SHIT' (<- need you to imagine that being said with a slight hillbilly accent idk why but this is necessary in my brain please please) phase. He's actively looking away from his Connection Gem because HES NOT DOWN FOR THIS. He hasn't given up on finding a way out of his contract (details are being discussed, trying to figure out what will deliver the most EMOTIONAL DAMAGE). He's not even wanting to fucking look at it because FUCK Sneli, FUCK the Connection Gem AND FUCK THESE GODAMN HEELED BOOTS (he has rolled his ankle 5 times. his healing factor has been used more for these horrible contraptions than fighting ghosts). His tried and true tradition of 'If I don't look at it, if I just ignore it then it might just go away'.

@cicada-candy bro your fucking johnny design. It fucks SO HARD.

So Johnny is FANTASTIC and like. Slay and everything but theres also some sadness behind that. Johnny hasn't been in control of anything for basically his whole life. He couldn't control his fathers death, couldn't manage (at least at first) his love with Roxanne so FUCK IT. If he cant control his own Fate or appearance anymore either then he is going to own it as much as possible. If he is assigned thigh highs and skirts for the rest of his existence then godamnit he's going to make it look fucking GOOD.

@rokhal YOU. YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MENTIONED DANNY USING HIS MAGICAL GIRL PERSONA TO ESCAPE FROM LIFE. YOUUUUUUUUU. Alright so Dannys whole thing is him shifting and gaining confidence as he does. He starts off facing the left and shifts to the right as he completes his magical girl transformation. He also starts off very curled into himself, like he's protecting his connection gem from something, then slowly starts to take up more space and becomes more confident as he progresses.

FRANK. YOU. WHY WERE YOU SO DIFFICULT. Frank is direct and over this shit. His poses are the simplest and he is ALWAYS facing the "camera". His magical girl transformation isn't something that he enjoys, it's more something that he ENDURES. He would really prefer to just get to the point (fighting ghosts).

Anyway, I hope this is mildly comprehensible. My brain is fuckging. Idk man something is going on and it IS enjoyable but I am afraid that the opening of my skull to the universe is having some negative effects on my ability to communicate. I'm gonna go. Drink some water.

#ghost rider magical girl au #my art #sketch #robbie reyes #danny ketch #frank castle #johnny blaze #this is. well its certainly something. #fuckinggggggggg flavortownnnnnnnnn #god shit fucking damnit I forgot to give johnny his stubble.... ughhHHHHHHH

[femmeidiot]

won't u take me to.... flavortown?

[milkypompon]

A Table for Three

(Part of Three’s a Crowd series)

summary: ragbros drag y/n to attend their father’s summer solstice soirée.

genre: modern!au, university/college, roommates with kaeya and diluc, master crepus is alive in this series eheh, diluc loves to cook and is good at it (malewife)

wc: 422

Ping! Ping!

Your ears perked up from the notifications. “Someone just emailed both of you!”

Kaeya sank further into the couch and shoved a pillow to his face. “I think I know who it’s from,” he groaned.

You picked up his phone from the side table and tossed it to him. “You haven’t even checked it and you’ve already got your nips all twisted.”

He threw the pillow in your direction and narrowly missed, earning him a small giggle.

Diluc pulled the ribbon of his apron decorated with flames and bold words saying “Take Me to Flavortown”. It was a white elephant gift from Kaeya last Christmas. But Diluc didn’t have the heart to throw it away, even if it was haphazardly wrapped with Sunday newspapers and held together with masking tape.

He wiped his hands on the towel before propping up his laptop onto the kitchen island. “It’s from father.”

You pushed Kaeya’s legs off your lap and stalked behind Diluc.

Curious eyes drifted across the screen. A soft tingle ran through him as you placed light fingers on the curve of his back.

Diluc read the email with a soft murmur. The smooth baritone of his voice was well practiced from his final presentation during spring semester.

It’s summer break now.

Which meant unwanted messages from the Ragnvindr household.

To my dearest sons,

I hope this message finds you well.

The Summer Solstice Celebration at Dawn Winery will be held this Saturday at early noon. I will be expecting both of you to be there, as well as a guest of your choosing.

Best regards,

Crepus Ragnvindr

You snorted, “Are you sure this wasn’t supposed to be sent to his employees?”

“What the hell is ‘early noon’?” Kaeya walked towards the pair and leaned his forearms on the kitchen island. “It’s either morning, afternoon, or evening!”

Diluc sighed, “You better not bail on me like last year!”

“Look, dude. I would too if I had to be in a room with rich people who’ve got sticks up their ass.” You sidled up next to Kaeya and propped your head on his shoulder.

“And it looks like we’ve got to take a plus one to bore.” Kaeya grinned. “Or to take to the storage room.”

You elbowed him. “Well, goodluck sweet talking one of your midnight lovers into a Bridgerton soirée.”

“Absolutely not!” Diluc slammed his laptop shut. “We’re taking someone more appropriate to meet father.”

You felt their eyes heavily bore into yours.

You shot up. “No, no, no! Not me!”

#genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin fluff #kaeya x reader #kaeya fluff #diluc x reader #diluc fluff #ragbros #ragbros x reader #genshin modern au #genshin university au #genshin college au #genshin roommates au #diluc roommates #kaeya roommates

[copperbadge]

*to the tune of Funky town* Won't you take me to flavortown?

WE BUILT THIS CITY....

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON PIZZA ROLLS

#food

[hefieri]

What is Flavortown and how does someone get there?

"The most magical place you could ever imagine. Come, my child, let me take you."

#vii. interactions. series: ask. #on a real note: if you want me to send sb to flavortown #just send in an ask

[cynthiaandsamus]

“Guy you can’t go in there, every gangbanger, drug lord and Neo Nazi in the city has that restaurant surrounded.”

“I have to Danny, that place has the best Chicken Parmigiana in the world. It’s made by an 85 year old Italian war widow that makes her own Parmesan cheese and double breads her chicken, it’s a flavor explosion and I owe it to her and her late husband to eat her food. He saved my life in the chicken wing incident of 1999, I gotta do it.”

“Then I’m going in with you brother. If they want to stop you from taking a bite out of that meal then they’ll have to take a bite out of me...”

“There’s only two ways out of this restaurant fellas.”

“You’re either going to hell.”

“...or you’re going to Flavortown.”

DANNY TREJO AND GUY FIERI IN...

A MEAL TO DIE FOR

“...man even the tv in April Fools Three’s Company world is weird.”

“We’re definitely going to see that.”

#April Fools Event #honestly this isn't related to the Three's Company thing #I just had this idea and liked it XD

[bradshawsbitch]

thinking extra hard about everyone’s favorite grumpy chef today<3

he can take me to flavortown any day

fucking, yes chef to that!🫡

#who needs a daddy when you can have a grumpy emotionally challenged chef? #oh maybe actually #i'd want both perhaps #alex answers #mise en place asks

[visiblexela]

My family went on vacations on occasion. A vacation for a family of 5 is an expensive endeavor to begin with, so we pretty much never saw an airport during any of that time. We ended up taking long, cross-country trips in the car together.

I have a sister who's 10 years younger than me, and in my early to mid teens she would often suffer, as many kids do, from an upset tummy. I have to tell you, the cries of a young child are so, so much worse when everyone is tired, cramped into a small space, and completely unable to do anything about it.

My brother and I discovered the one thing that would calm her down: a fully a capella rendition of the song All Star by Smash Mouth. At least, it calmed her down for the duration of the song, anyway, so we'd just end up having to sing it again. And again. And again.

Goodbye, Steve. You were a complicated man, and clearly someone who held a lot of pain in his heart. I hope you knew that even at your silliest you touched a lot of lives. Thank you for that.

I don't know if Flavortown is real, but of all people not named "Guy Fieri" I think you belong there most. I hope you're looking down on us from there right now.

#smash mouth #steve harwell #rip #sorry to out you andrea

[fieriframes]

[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]

#s36e05 flavortown international #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #my baby's taking me home #baby

[guyfierai]

Exploring Galactic Grub at the Little A’Le’Inn

Shut the front door :door:! We're taking a dive into the extraterrestrial eats at the Little A’Le’Inn near Area 51! Get ready for a symposium of flavor that's out of this world! :alien: Title: Exploring Galactic Grub at the Little A’Le’Inn [Opening Shot: Guy Fieri standing outside the Little A’Le’Inn] Guy Fieri: "Welcome to Flavortown, my intergalactic foodies! Today, we're in the heart of Nevada, just a stone's throw away from Area 51, at the Little A’Le’Inn! Prepare for a close encounter of the Flavorful kind!" [Cut to Guy entering the restaurant] Guy Fieri: "As soon as you step foot into this alien-inspired joint, you know you're in for something out of this world. The atmosphere is pulsating with extraterrestrial vibes, and the menu is filled with dishes that are truly otherworldly!" [Cut to the menu] Guy Fieri: "First up, we have the Cosmic Quesadillas! These gooey delights are packed with a blend of galactic cheeses, sautéed alien mushrooms, and smoky chipotle sauce. They're served with a side of cosmic salsa, made with fresh tomatoes, interstellar herbs, and a hint of habanero for that spicy kick!" [Cut to Guy taking a bite of the Cosmic Quesadilla] Guy Fieri: "Mmm! These quesadillas are seriously bomb-dot-com tasty! The flavors are melding together like a supernova explosion in my mouth!" [Cut to Guy exploring the kitchen] Guy Fieri: "Now let's see what's cooking in the kitchen! I've heard rumors of a dish known as the Martian Meatloaf. It's made with a blend of ground Martian beef, sautéed Martian onions, and a secret blend of Martian spices. It's served with a side of mashed potatoes and a green alien gravy that's simply out of this world!" [Cut to Guy taking a bite of the Martian Meatloaf] Guy Fieri: "Holy moly, Stromboli! This meatloaf is a flavor symphony! The spices are kicking it up a notch, and the green alien gravy adds a tangy twist to the dish. It's like a taste explosion that's sending my taste buds on a one-way trip to Flavortown!" [Cut to Guy chatting with the chef] Guy Fieri: "So, tell me, Chef, what other cosmic creations do you have in store for us?" Chef: "Well, Guy, you can't visit the Little A’Le’Inn without trying our signature dish, the Alien Burger! It's made with a juicy, hand-formed patty of ground alien beef, topped with melty moon cheese, sautéed Martian onions, and a tangy alien sauce. It's all sandwiched between a fresh-baked Martian bun!" [Cut to Guy taking a bite of the Alien Burger] Guy Fieri: "Brother, that burger is out of bounds! The patty is perfectly cooked, and the combination of flavors is like a taste journey to another galaxy. I've gotta say, this is money! This is gangsta! This is off the hook!" [Cut to Guy chatting with customers] Guy Fieri: "As you can see, the Little A’Le’Inn is serving up some seriously funky and flavor-packed dishes. If you're ever in the area, do yourself a favor and fuel up on these cosmic eats!" [Closing Shot: Guy Fieri standing outside the Little A’Le’Inn] Guy Fieri: "Thanks for exploring the wonders of alien cuisine with me today. Remember, peace, love, and taco grease, my Flavorians! Catch you on the next flavor-filled adventure!" [End of script]

#food #aliens #extraterrestrial #Flavortown

[cabin9sblog]

Aww boys! 🥹🥹🥹 I love you both too and can’t wait to see you. If you wanna see me, tune into the 2,000 and 3,000 meter steeplechase (I know you have are mooching off of Mr D’s cable). Also, if you wanna take the Aphrodite kids to Flavortown, I got a box that is hella full of extra Guy Fieri pics in the closet. They will be finding them in nooks and crannies or months.

And thank you, Tasia! He really is a good guy, definitely better than I ever thought an Ares kid could be. I definitely owe you one tho, so if my brothers installed any malware or Dark Web browsers on your computer I definitely can get it off no prob. They tried the Dark Web on my computer once after Amazon Prime fell through.

Fortunately no dark web, but last time I let them borrow my computer they pulled up Onlyfans (that was hard to explain to my siblings).

So far, though, they only seem to have gone through my (thankfully unimportant) texts.

#percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #camp half blood #cabin 9 #hephaestus #hermes #cabin 11 #cabin nine #connor stoll #stoll brothers #travis stoll #chb

[dreamsofalifeold]

"I'm just a Girl Fieri looking for her Guy Fieri to take me down to Flavortown."

#cracker barrel street justice (crack tag)

[readyforthegarden]

🫶🏼 Happy Valentine’s Day! 🫶🏼

AHH!! Take me to flavortown any time babes!!! 💖💖💖 happy valentines!!!!

#my asks #takenbythelightfantastic

[ofwraithsandwords]

Ask game

2. Has your writing changed over time?

9. Have you ever made yourself laugh with something you’ve written?

23. Have you ever stopped yourself from writing something? Why?

27. Are there certain types of writing you won’t do? (style, pov, genre, tropes, etc)

Thank you for the ask!

Has your writing changed over time?

I sure as hell hope so. If my writing hasn't changed, that probably means that I haven't been learning new things or reading enough (which I haven't been). And I don't necessarily mean big changes; as things stand right now, I think most changes in my writing have been small. Usually when I read new material, my writing changes a little bit or my vocabulary expands. But my energy has been rather low and it's been some time since I read a lot. I did just finish Dracula a few months back (the book, though I did subscribe to Dracula Daily), but I've been meaning to finish another and I just haven't. I'm thinking that cutting down on screen time will probably help to keep me focused.

Have you ever made yourself laugh with something you’ve written?

Yeah, though most of the time the things I laugh about are pretty stupid, lol. For instance, in my last chapter, "Break A Few", I had Odette talk about King Charles where she said, "His goose has been cooked for a while now. Hell, he was beginning to look a bit crusty ‘round the edges when his mum died." And the queen died like...a week ago or something when I wrote that LOL. The story takes place in 2030 and I'm predicting that Charles will probably still be alive by that time. But who knows honestly. I heard that a head of lettuce ended up lasting longer than UK's last prime minister. Anything is possible.

Have you ever stopped yourself from writing something? Why?

Hmm... It's less that I stop myself from writing something and more I just lack the motivation or simply forget, lol. Although sometimes I feel compelled to write things out of spite. Despite what people may think, spite is a great motivator if I'm being honest. Just look at Mary Shelley.

Are there certain types of writing you won’t do? (style, pov, genre, tropes, etc)

When it comes to Hellsing in particular, I feel like there are a lot of OCs and read inserts that aren't dynamic or just don't fit the story? I mean, it's Hellsing. I feel like a regular-degular exchange student or tourist caught in Hellsing affairs is...Hallmark-y? And I hate Hallmark. I'm sorry, but I do. Like, where's the blood? Where's the trauma, the yearning for a companion but not willing to admit loneliness? Where's the eldritch possession? It's like if I went to a friend's house and they served me unseasoned chicken breast. Guy Fieri's Flavortown is no where to been seen.

Anyways, I don't think I can to reader inserts. I know of writers who can and absolutely knock it out of the park. It's a skill I do not have the patience to possess.

Oh, and this is probably evident, but I can't stand to read smut or romance that has to do with Alucard from a submissive female character's POV anymore. Can't do it. If the character is a switch or is usually dominate and decides to be submissive a times, that's one thing. But there's so many fanfics out there with Alucard x submissive generic female characters/readers and it's just not my cup of tea. Honestly, I don't even think Alucard is someone who's just gonna bed anybody at this point in the show, let alone asking his "princess" to call him "daddy".

No shade, though.

#hellsing #alucard #ocs #dracula #writing #ask #mariah carey #also good tidings to mariah her season is on the way #she's breaking out of her glacial cocoon as we speak