#talkaboutirony

[eric-sadahire]

House Hunters International

Her: I’m a butterfly therapist

Him: I’m a stay at home astronaut

Our budget is $3.2 million

#talkaboutirony #househunters #butterflytherapist #unrealistic #goals #homebuyers #swingers #wealthy #athomeastronaut #newdigs #fakeTV #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #tumblarians #outsiderart #lowbrowart #artwork #dailyartwork #kunstenaar #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective #humor

[eric-sadahire]

Be the “bigger person” sounds too much like “Accept the disrespect” for me

#biggerperson #disrespect #talkaboutirony #unacceptable #petty #feelingbad #tiredofit #theproblem #ego #manipulative #truth #selfsubordination #literally #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective #dogperson

[eric-sadahire]

Oh, so when an elephant remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool."

But when I do it I'm "petty" and I "need to let it go."

#elephants #memory #petty #wronged #holdingagrudge #intelligence #reallycool #resentment #talkaboutirony #letitgo #stereotypical #humor #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

#The Hitchhiker's Guide #paradox #theuniverse #dontknowwhy #inexplicable #anothertheory #talkaboutirony #alreadyhappened #existential #humor #orangutan #jellyfish #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #dailyartwork #artwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

Netflix should have a category called “Not good”

#talkaboutirony #trashtalk #Netflix #newcategory #notgood #sarcasm #humor #netflixoriginals #suggestions #trendingnow #stoppedtrying #selfevident #poorcontent #acrylic #painting #artists on tumblr #artoftheday #dailyartwork #artwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #handpaintedbeercoaster #sadahirecoasters #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

. Honestly, I don’t have a sense of humor.

I just say the first thing that comes to mind and decide if it was a joke or not based on the people's reaction.

#schrödingerscomedian #hyena #waitandsee #nosenseofhumor #decidelater #notkidding #isitajoke #peoplesreactions #slidingscale #talkaboutirony #firstthing #acrylic #painting #artists on tumblr #artoftheday #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #handpaintedbeercoaster #sadahirecoasters #perspective #randomshit

[eric-sadahire]

Musician: I hate practicing

Musician: Haven't practiced in a week

Musician: Ugh I hate playing this song

Musician: Ugh and this song

Musician: Ugh band sucks

Musician: Ugh

Musician: Ugh

Musician: Music is my passion, and I don't know what I would do without it. I love it more than anything!

#talkaboutirony #musician #passion #complaints #practicing #hatethissong #theband #loveisstrange #Ugh #doingthething #frustrating #humor #painting #acrylic #artoftheday #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #tumblarians #artist on tumblr #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

A husband comes home after a weeklong trip.

He tells his wife "I want you so much after this trip" He brings her to their bed, and they have loud sex all night long. At some point, the neighbor bang on the wall and screams "Shut up! It's been 8 days like that, I can't take it anymore!"

Not another loud knight...

#LoudKnight #longtrip #loudsex #allnightlong #canttakeit #humor #shutup #cheatingwife #angryneighbor #awkward #talkaboutirony #cominghome #painting #acrylic #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #tumblarians #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #sadahirecoasters #kunst #flomm #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

The NRA is opposed to background checks because... 

people who shouldn’t have guns buy the most guns.

#backgroundchecks #guns #NRA #massshootings #crazy #makemoney #wronghands #accountability #talkaboutirony #secretsrevealed #reckless #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #tumblrtarian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

I’d be like “long story short” 

and then tell it with behind the scene bonus features

#longstoryshort #shootingthebreeze #shortstorylong #talkaboutirony #behingthescene #bonusfeatures #draggingon #challenging #allthemeat #cowgirls #drinking #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artists on tumblr #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flommist #flomm #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #beercoaster #beermat #perspective #onthefence

[eric-sadahire]

All-nighter? 

I can barely pull an all-dayer

#talkaboutirony #allnighter #takeanap #stressful #feelingtired #alldayer #humor #noteasy #toooldforthisshit #needsleep #thestruggle #toomuch #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #tumblararian #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

Salem witch trials- Banning abortion rights

Men not knowing how things work and deciding women are evil and need to be punished

#talkaboutirony #abortionrights #Salemwitchtrials #punishment #evildoers #churchandstate #powermove #mendeciding #sinners #disturbing #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #artwork #tumblarians #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunstenaar #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective #womensrights

[eric-sadahire]

My mission is to kill time, and times to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers.

#EmilCioran #philosophy #existential #mymission #insight #killingtime #killingme #murderers #comforting #nihilism #truth #funfacts #talkaboutirony #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #tumblararian #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #sadahirecoasters #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

The US once again ranked last in access to health care, equity and outcomes among high-income countries, despite spending a far greater share of its economy on health care.

#talkaboutirony #healthcare #America #lastplace #dielaughing #truth #money #heartbroken #sarcasm #dissapointment #itsbeenhard #outrageous #acrylic #painting #artoftheday #artist on tumblr #tumblarians #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #flomm #flommist #handpaintedbeercoaster #perspective

[eric-sadahire]

A friend of mine drinks a liter of brake fluid a day.

She says she's not addicted and can stop any time.

#dangerous #drinker #brakefluid #notaddicted #literaday #shecanstop #humor #badnews #everyday #topitoff #braketoberfest #funfact #talkaboutirony #acrylic #painting #artist on tumblr #artoftheday #tumblarians #artwork #dailyartwork #outsiderart #lowbrowart #kunst #sadahirecoasters #flomm #flommist #beercoaster #handpaintedbeercoaster #beermat #perspective