#tara says shit

[heatheniousmaterials]

#a response to jan misali's poll #i don't think it was deranged enough #jan misali #tara says shit #tumblr polls #polls

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[psychofreakforc]

Hcs on the most underrated duo

-When Tara and Sam get into a fight, Tara goes to Kirby's place and complains until Kirby has to take her back to their apartment and force sam and tara to talk like the two adults they are.

-Kirby made Tara promise to send her location whenever she goes somewhere without sam (or without sam knowing.)

-and Tara, on the other hand, made Kirby promise not to tell Sam where she is.

-Kirby and Tara often go shopping together, and whenever they go, they buy Sam a gift.

-Kirby, as the older sister she is, is very protective of Tara

-but what Kirby and Tara have in common is that they both are incredibly protective of Sam. They interrogate Danny every time he takes her on a date.

-They once had a horror movie night and they ended up fighting the all time because Kirby's taste in movies is way more like Mindy's taste than Tara's taste.

-indeed, Kirby calls tara "movie snob" and Tara goes on a rant about how liking elevated horror movies DOES NOT make you a movie snob but it only proves that she has a better taste than Kirby.

-Tara started spending so much time with Kirby that, at one point, Kirby had to force her to go out with people her age instead of hanging with a 30 years old FBI agent

-Tara and Kirby are able to talk about Jill and Amber only with each other

#they have my heart #we got 2 minutes of them in the movie but it was enough for me to say that kirby reed and tara carpenter are the best duo #obviously aside from sam and tara <33 #kirby and tara my trauma bonded babies #sam is definitely jealous that kirby gets all of that attention from tara #and guess who makes fun of her for it? #that little shit called tara #if tara disappears there's only one place when she could be: at Kirby's #found family #tara carpenter #sam carpenter #kirby reed #scream 5 #scream vi #scream #hc tag

[smolmakerel]

"You can't leave me! I won't let you!"

"Christina, lo juro por Dios [I swear to God], get the fuck out of my way or -"

"Or what? You'll hit me? Hit me then! Give me a reason to call the cops!"

"Mamá?!"

"You're fucking crazy! Just like that bastard's father!"

"Don't talk about him like that!"

Tara curled up under the kitchen table, one of her favorite hide-and-seek spots because of the table cloth. She couldn't understand what her parents were screaming about, Sammy piping in every once in a while, but she knew she didn't like it.

It sounded scary.

With caution, Tara lifted the cream table cloth and peaked up.

Mamá was beating her fists against Papi's chest, face creased in rage. Sammy was fighting to place herself between the two, but neither of the two noticed.

Tara flinched when Sammy was shoved out of the way by their papá. She scrambled out from beneath the table and stood, unsure, behind her mamá.

"¿Mamá? ¿Papá?" Tara uttered. Both of her padres² stopped arguing and turned to her, and she shifted awkwardly. "¿Esta todo bien?" [Mom? Dad? Is everything ok?]

Papi's eyes softened while his shoulders sagged. "Sí, no te preocupes. Me quedaré con mis padres por el momento si quieres venir conmigo." [Yes, don't worry. I'm going to stay with my parents for the time being if you want to come with me.]

Tara blinked in confusion. Why was her papi leaving? Why did it sound like he didn't want to take Mamá or Sammy with them?

Before Tara could ask, Mamá was screaming again. She slammed her palms over her ears with a whimper. She never did like whenever they fought.

"Stop fighting!" Sammy cried out. "Can't you see that Tara's scared?!"

Papi narrowed his eyes. "Shut your bastard mouth!"

Sammy took a wounded step backwards.

Papi's eyes then went wide. He looked between Mamá and Sammy, then he turned his eyes to Tara.

"Is she even mine?"

"Listen -"

"Tell me the fucking truth for once in your miserable fucking life, ¡puta!" Papi roared out, and it shook the house into silence.

Mamá looked away. "Of course she is."

"... I don't believe you."

Tara stumbled out of the way when Papi shoved her out of the way. She followed behind the small group and gasped when she saw Papi's business suitcase full of clothes sitting on his leather recliner.

"¡Papi!" Tara began to cry, finally realizing what was happening. "¡Por favor no te vayas!" [Please don't go!]

Papi continued to pack up despite Mamás furious threats of calling the police, Sam's panic at the escalating situation, and Tara's full-blown meltdown.

Tara was close to hyperventilating as she threw her body at her papá and clung to his leg. He tried to shake her off, but she held tightly to his gray slacks.

She was the last person he was with when they both heard yelling coming from the master bedroom. Papi had begged her to clean her room and get ready for bed, going as far as to bribe her with a homemade caramel flan. But then he abruptly left.

The yelling only increased in volume, and, after an hour, Tara crept downstairs to hide out.

Was this her fault somehow?

"P-Papi, por favor -" she wheezed, chest constricting. She could barely breathe, let alone get her words out properly.

Hands roughly shoved her away, and Tara stared up at her Papi in horror. He stared back with an equally distraught expression.

"Tara," he gasped. "Lo lamento -" [I'm sorry -]

Mamá burst into a fit of rage.

Tara sat on the floor for the rest of the night. She blocked out the rest of her parents' argument and sat there. She sat there while her Papi left them.

He slammed the door. He never slammed the door.

Sammy tried to help her. Tara took the inhaler but remained on the floor by the stairs, watching the door for when Papi would come back.

He never did.

#scream #scream 2022 #scream vi #my writing #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #Based on one headcanon where Tara couldn't understand what the argument was about because she couldn't understand English yet #Idk who it was but credit to you #fuck christina carpenter #The way I know Christina would rather defend Billy than her daughter says a lot about her character #Poor Tara's going through it #So is Sam but she's not the focus right now #Tw domestic violence? #Probably #I mean Christina would probably do shit like this #Then wonder why no one in her family speaks to her #I'm sad so I wrote this #I figured out how I want to structure my bilingual moments #Bilingual Carpenter sisters

[krikeymate]

Scream 7 concept where Sam is a Ghostface and this is revealed to the audience early on in the movie. We spend the whole movie knowing she's been killing people and hiding it from everyone around her.

Another Ghostface pops up, and originally we're left to question whether it is Sam or whether they're working with Sam, and then eventually we learn no, they're not. Sam spends a lot of the movie talking about defending her sister, protecting her, in fact it's a little suspicious because Sam is never around when Ghostface attacks until the last confrontation before they move to the final showdown.

- I think this Ghostface should be someone who's obsessed with Sam and wants them to join her, not actually knowing she's been a Ghostface -

In Act 3, we get a Sam confrontation with this Ghostface - she's not alone in the room, I'll get to that in a minute - where they're going on and on about how much potential she has if she just gives in and all the things they could do together. And Sam laughs, it's a little unhinged. And then she reveals the truth, that she's already been killing, that she's been taking out scum like them for months, and then she straight up obliterates them.

Now, back to who is in the room, Tara and... Danny? One of the twins? Or perhaps someone new introduced in the movie. This person is freaking out, Sam just confessed to being a murderer. It's one thing to act in self-defence, but the things she's talking about... And Tara? She doesn't react at all. She knew all along.

This person starts talking about how it's wrong and Sam needs to turn herself in, and then they cut themselves off because there's a knife pressed against their back. "Tara... what are you doing?"

Sam stands up and watches them, she and Tara share a silent conversation.

"Defending my sister." She pushes the knife forward, but they turn to try and grapple her, the knife slips and slices across their back/side. Sam comes up from behind to pull them off her sister, and the person slips from their grip and runs. The sisters share a quippy little seriously? moment and then chase after him.

#/mp #Scream #Sam Carpenter #Tara Carpenter #Scream 7 #scream concept #AU: death is in our hands #i'm going to go ahead and say she's killing shitty people. but this isn't revealed until the end. #the only problem with this is the same problem as 6 in that the act 3 Ghostface would be weak as shit and it wouldn't be so action packed #anyway I can't decide how I want this to end other than them getting away with it obviously #like. Does Tara tell Sam to stab her to make it all more believable? Sam would refuse of course. #We could get a moment of Tara stabbing herself as a call back to Jill #they have to look injured and scared. that's how they hide the truth. #also obviously it would be terrible for any of the core 4 to turn against each other #but imagine if the only one who successfully takes out chad is tara herself

[theyarerealtome]

Ok, but so many feelings about Charlie giving Nick the queer experience he himself never got to have?! 

Charlie outed with no choice about the matter? Unflinchingly keeps Nick’s sexuality a secret, even when it makes things more painful for Charlie himself.

Had an abusive and toxic first relationship? Is the sweetest, most supportive, loving, healthy boyfriend to Nick.

Was horrifically bullied for being gay? Introduces Nick to a diverse, accepting, LGBTQI+ friend group, so he isn’t trapped in his homophobic social circle.

Just…. Charlie freaking Spring.

When Nick called him the kindest, most thoughtful, caring, amazing person? He’s not wrong. 

#narlie #nick x charlie #Obviously Nick did his own work on his queer journey #And without Charlie or someone other than Charlie (holy shit someone like BEN) #it could have gone very differently #And I know there’s a lot of focus on Nick supporting Charlie #Through his insecurities and OCD and ED in later comics/seasons #And working through what Ben did to him #But there’s a lot to be said for the fact that Nick doesn’t have the emotional scars that Charlie has #BECAUSE CHARLIE WAS THERE TO STOP IT HAPPENING #Charlie made sure Nick didn’t go through what he did #Because as Tori says he’s “probably the kindest person in the universe” #charlie spring #and yes Nick also built that support/friendship group #as he befriended Tara and Darcy #but Charlie really gave Nick a support network #and showed a different viewpoint and what accepting friends look llike #heartstopper

[variousqueerthings]

*sighs in post mildly broke containment again* there's nothing wrong with reading willow as a lesbian, this is a piece of fiction, and the post I made took on a jokey tone for a reason and is ultimately more about underlying bi-erasure on tv than anything else kaybye ✌

#im watching btvs #jeepers creepers but btvs is bringing out the *taking it all very seriously in a very morally high-and-mighty kind of way* crowd #and i dont mean about shit that matters such as discussing racism or misogyny in fandom #just about whether you agree or dislike someone's read of a situation - move on my friend if you dont agree #i mean i could go on a rant about HOW the show portrayed willow-the-now-lesbian #(and while im at it why i hc buffy-the-apparent-heterosexual as bi too but nobody has disputed that part oddly enough) #but that would be an effort im truly not interested in expending on this day and possibly never and has been written before #im mostly just live-blogging and moving on #if im writing anything fanfic-wise it'll be about kendra and that'll be my full fandom contribution #ok but the ONE thing i'll mention is the fight willow has with tara which is one of the rare Ls for tara #where she basically admits that she's afraid this is a phase because willow has loved men/been with oz #and that's just an interesting fight from a meta perspective because the idea that bi women have to *choose a side* #and are consistently questioned and doubted by their lesbian partners #is a core element of biphobia within a gay relationship that many people can attest to #hell it's a big part of bisexual rep that is conscious of itself that at some point there's a plotline where the person is questioned #about their true loyalties and asked to take a side #btvs ofc is NOT conscious of this underlying tension and in fact i would argue is agreeing with tara that this is what needs to happen #for several other reasons as well #but literally people have WRITTEN about this im not saying anything bold and controversial here AND it doesnt take away #from lesbian willow reads to acknowledge the flawed approach of the show to her sexuality like come on #willow rosenberg

[darcyfangirlsfrequently]

The BAU Saying Fuck

Inspired by @dungeons-are-too-cold

Gideon: I think you're a very fucking impotent man.

Hotch: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up!

Morgan: I don't take kindly to being blown up, in fact it actually pisses me the fuck off!

Reid: This is fucking calm, and it's Doctor.

Elle: What's the matter? Can't deal with a woman who's not fucking afraid of you?

JJ: (After the media leaks smth they're not supposed to know) Well who the fuck told them that?

Garcia: (After seeing some crime scene pictures) EW EW EW JJ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

Emily: Come near my team, and I will fucking end you.

Rossi: Fuck you, I don't have a house, I have a mansion.

Blake: (To Reid, about Maeve) Why the fuck wouldn't she like you????

Kate: When we arrest that motherfucker, do you mind if I do the honors?

Tara: What you don't know about me could fill a fucking book, my friend.

Luke: (When he's confronting Shaw in prison the first time) Reid will not get hurt in here again, or I will fuck up your life so bad.

Matt: (When Kristy tells him she's pregnant) Five? Holy fuck…

#I didn't add Todd or Seaver or Walker bc I can't remember any of their lines #Let the bau say fuck #They've been through so much shit #Seen so much shit #Let them say fuck #Criminal Minds #BAU #Jason Gideon #Aaron Hotchner #Derek Morgan #Spencer Reid #Elle Greenaway #Jennifer Jarreau #Penelope Garcia #Emily Prentiss #David Rossi #Alex Blake #Kate Callahan #Tara Lewis #Luke Alvez #Matt Simmons

[wazzuppy]

the pattern of leftist, mostly male youtubers always prefacing their misogyny by specifying the person in question is white-- as if that somehow makes being misogynistic okay-- is very, very exhausting.

#tara says stuff #hbomb's new video had me thinking about how rampant misogyny is even in leftist spaces #which is the political party that yknow. is supposed to ACTUALLY support us #i know that wasnt the topic of the video but i just couldnt get it out of my head #bc i know ive certainly engaged in conversations where i also just like #did stuff like that?? #like #i let my internalized misogyny kind of manifest bc others around me (who i looked up to and respected) were acting that way #and i justified it by saying it was white women #i think as i grow older and become more informed about these types of things #im more able to just. recognize it as bullshit #not to say women/white women cant be criticized #but if you ALWAYS have to specify its a white woman your talking about #chances are you still think this type of shit about a non-white woman too #you just recognize that as being racist and bad and reject it #meanwhile general misogyny you dont see as being as bad #so u feel the need to specify white women bc then it makes it seem like u dont just shit on ALL women

[waaaaaoooohhhhhme]

The wildest idea just popped in my head and I know It'd never happen because its the farthest from her character but Itd just be so fun to make Sam Ghostface and give her like, some female accomplice and that's her girlfriend or whatever. Not because it would make sense with the storyline or whatever but purely because I think that would be so....... Showstopping.

#this is probably a shit idea but i like it #so #but i dont really ever see Sam ACTUALLY being ghostface unless they really kill Tara off #and i see so many people saying shes gonna die in the next movie #and im sitting here ljke #hmmmm #thats one way to drive the storyline #i guess #whatever #this could be a sfw fic if i ever lose it hard enough to the point where i write it #scream #scream franchise #sam carpenter #random

[knowlesian]

yellowjackets has me back in my dionysus feelings

like just to start no matter where you are: dionysus is never a local, we didn’t grow him in our soil and he’s not one of us no siree he could never be made from the same clay as our creation

he just arrived here one day, bringing all his transgressive sex and gender stuff and his compelling/gross violence and his wine and excess and now we’re all under his sway, but no matter where you are he is most certainly Not From Around Here

#true blood got this too (at least season two did oh season two of true blood i loved you so) #i need to actually do some yellowjackets writing and finish it it’s like they went down a checklist of shit i love #girls who become ghosts who become bones who become gods #it’s a whole thing! #g o d dionysus as the repository for the pieces of ourselves we cannot claim or say yes to #like the black eyed little girl tara killed in a vision thereby bringing maryann down upon bon temps #you don’t kill that little girl and you don’t give her control #you acknowledge she exists and you don’t decide she’s evil just because she’s scary #g o d my feelings about tara mae thornton will never ever die

[heatheniousmaterials]

*reading the bible* None of these words are in Homestuck

#none of these words are in the bible #homestuck #tara says shit

[mx-paint]

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#some of the anti atla and atla critical people *really* need to check themselves #going on racist and anti buddhist rants bc the native girl got with a monk and not the moody awkward teen is WILD #the anti azula pro zuko and anti zuko pro azula kids are also the same people in different fonts #you can tell how theyd treat victims irl too just by how they talk about them #and the guise of hating the mlm fans and ships (and the wlw ones too for that matter) bc yours isnt canon either is a weird thing to do #also the treatment of saying that a canonical characteristic is fanon bc you want a kid to be a hot moody boy and not autistic is WEIRD #get a fucking grip #also saying that a full nation deserved to outright DIE is weird af #calling buddhist cultist bc you couldnt understand the context and outright quotes from the show saying otherwise is weird af #good god these people are so fucking stupid its unreal #and other people that act the same are the zu/tara and zu/kka kids #the new 'shipping war' literally started bc more people were shipping two boys instaed of a girl and boy (NEITHER WHICH ARR CANON #and they get mad and quote the same shit verbatim #and then make zuko someone completely fucking different but in different ways #same with katara if shes not bitchy then shes a victim who needs help (but not by aang or sokka or toph or suki or-) and cant do anything : #this aint even a claim that atla doesnt have faults yall just worry about the wrong things that dont matter #also the fact yall dont know what orientalism is nor when or how to talk about it #coming back bc of the tyzula fic that was heavy anti zuko by claiming that the comic that had the most inaccuracies of them all #was 'heavuly implied' to include him TRYING TO RAPE AND MURDER HIS SISTER BY MAKING HER MUTE #yeah. yeah. #how many people that were calling it canon was concerning but since this seems like a untagged ooc and reverse role fic (w azula joining) #im just going to ignore it #babes. youre writing a fic. #just SAY this is canon divergence and role reversal #no need to lie and say its canon when it isnt 🙄 #coming back AGAIN to say that calling one issue of comic trash bc it checks the character you like #but saying the other one (read: the previous tags about the tyzula fic) canonical bc it demonizes the one you dont #(and has the most inaccuracies of all of the comics to boot) #youre making it VERY CLEAR its not about 'keeping it canon' or consistent but instead keeping what YOU want as your only fact #once again youre focusing on the wrong things

[psychofreakforc]

Gale is taking their daughters to see a movie, but they're angry because one wanted to watch oppenheimer and the other Barbie.

#you and i both know who wanted to watch oppenheimer and who barbie. i don't even have to specify it. #but anyways. #gale had the all barbenheimer experience because they couldn't choose and they kept fighting #it's safe to say Gale will never propose to do anything else with the two of them because they are insufferable. #specifically ome of them was the most annoying little shit ever and couldn't stop complaining once about the movie #gale weathers needs a break!!!! #sam and tara are gale's adopted daughters #sam carpenter #tara carpenter #carpenter sisters

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Me rereading Tara's issue and sobbing: but what if she had a best friend who would fight anyone for her, even the pantheon-

#wicdiv #the wicked and the divine #the wicked + the divine #tara wicdiv #which is how i created alexis. alexis will mess you up if you hurt her gf. she doesn't give a shit if you can kill her she will drop you. #anyway #my ocs #i'm saying stuff

[krikeymate]

Imagine that Tara doesn't cope as well with Sam's departure.

She follows in her footsteps. Lashing out, drinking, skipping school. It leads to bad crowds that leads to bad substances. Violence and fighting and hospital visits and being lectured by Hicks. A slow descent as she tries to forget what it felt like to be loved. Maybe then it wouldn't hurt so much. Her friends try to be there for her, but she pushes them away. Wes doesn't stop trying to be her friend, despite everything, and Amber is the only one who really sticks around. She seems to like mean-Tara, encourages it, sometimes she even supplies the drugs.

Then one day she gets attacked. Tara's been in fights before, but this one is different. Wes has always been a good boy, but this time he knows he has to do something. He goes to the station under the guise of bringing lunch, knowing his mother wasn't there. He accesses her computer, he searches for Sam's last known phone number, and he calls it. He tells her that Tara mentioned a Ghostface mask, but that the police aren't taking it seriously, they just think it's... Sam has to push, they just think it's what? He sighs, they just think it's drug-related... again. Sam is shocked, horrified, demands he explain himself. Wes just tells her that Tara really needs her.

Needless to say, their reunion is explosive.

#/mp #Scream #Sam Carpenter #Tara Carpenter #my writing tag #AU: walking in your shoes #Amber likes having Tara vulnerable - and she is nothing but vulnerable when she's spaced out on the floor high as shit #listen. sam is 13 when she finds the diary and she begins to spiral. tara is 13 (apparently) when sam 'leaves'... and she begins to spiral #I might have more to say on how this plays out if people want to hear it