#technically spoilers i guess but not really

[priestessamy]

hey girl, your boyfriend uh- yeah, we showed him the weird door in his house that appeared out of nowhere and- yeah, he went through. yeah there's a hallway that's like five and a half minutes long. mhm, he's already down the spiral staircase and everything.¹

no, yeah, he's pretty much abandoned you because of his obsession with the supernatural labyrinth beneath his house. sure, you can fuck his brother if it'll make you feel better (it won't)².

the good news is that he's not really being chased by a minotaur. gotta look on the bright side, right? yup, just a manifestation of his trauma. textbook, honestly.

anyway it's just that the narrative is crumpling a little bit. just like the house is unstable, so is the story's fourth wall. he's trapped in the house and you're trapped in the story. sorry, girl.

˙ɯᴉɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ snǝsǝɥʇ puɐ ˙ʍou ɥʇuᴉɹʎqɐl ǝɥʇ oʇ sƃuolǝq ǝɥ³

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¹ I seriously can't even fucking believe it's yet another one of these fucking memes. Like the author just thought it was so fucking clever. Yeah, we all have access to text editors and shit. Anyone could have made this.

² Doe, Jane. "Cuckoldry and Infidelity: The Pointlessness of Shallow Cheating." Extramarital Affairs Quarterly, 123, 45, March 7, 2000, 99-103.

³ This is an especially fascinating entry. The original author did take the time in the hand-written manuscript to carefully write each letter upside down rather than simply rotating the page. They even went to the trouble of writing the second sentence, despite eventually choosing to cross it out like nearly every other reference to the classic Greek myth.

#house of leaves #why am I like this #i put so much work into this #and I really didn't need to #but here we are #sorry girl #also I guess technically uhhh #spoilers #kinda?? #whatever

[sharenalovemail]

assorted engage textpost memes

#this is how im coping with beating the game #fire emblem #fire emblem engage #fe17 #fire emblem engage spoilers #technically. but not really. idk. mostly the yunaka implications i guess #fe yunaka #fe boucheron #fe diamant #fe seadall #fe ivy #fe hortensia #tortilla posts #text post memes #yunaka #dimaant #seadall #hortensia #ivy #boucheron #elyos

[thedarklordgivenofucks]

Andy: There's a sudden clap of thunder -

Everyone:

#oxventure deadlands #oxventure #meme #just saw the finale #I guess this is technically a spoiler?? #but not really idk

[princechaikka]

WHEN ME AND THE YULLENERS HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG

#dgm #dgm spoilers #251 spoilers #chapter 251 #d gray man #suggested spoilers for d gray man but it's really not gonna mean anything unless you have context #d gray man is not about vampires #d gray man is also not about cannibalism #well I guess there is technically both but it's not about that #yullen #i guess? #allen walker #kanda yuu #yuu kanda #i made this in like 5 minutes after reading the latest chapter im going to go BALD

[starcurtain]

People are not making nearly enough fun of Wriothesley for being a coupon-hoarding king.

You know if this man was in the real world he would never pay full price for anything. The store owes him money by the time he leaves.

#genshin impact #wriothesley #genshin impact spoilers #spoilers #genshin shitposts #technically I guess the detail about Wriothesley being the meropide coupon collecting champion of the century #is in his stories that haven't officially released yet #but fanfic writers #I really don't think we should move on from this one too soon #he saw the coupon game and he was going to W I N it #you know he would roll up to the store and just open a little coin purse full of meticulously clipped coupons #the line is getting longer and longer behind him #but he's vibin

[akuma-tenshi]

sorry i gotta post this now because i'm literally bouncing off the fucking walls i'm so proud of this

#like AAAAAAAA #i love my writing #yeah that's right bitch self-hatred hours are OVER #if i don't hype myself up i'll fall into a pit of depression and despair and i don't want that #the unfortunate result of that is needing everyone to see my writing #this is technically spoilers for a fanfiction i'm writing but it comes really late in the story #and is out of context enough that i don't think it really matters #body horror cw #i guess???? #call of the abyss #idv call of the abyss #call of the abyss 7 #idv coa 7 #coa 7 #idv emil #emil mesmer #idv patient #writing #creative writing #fanfiction

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

I always found it strange how I could find art of V3 characters from 2016, before the game even came out. Like, how could you know enough about a character to feel inspired to draw them??

...anyways here's raincode fan art

#zilch alexander #master detective archives rain code #mdarc #raincode #literally WHAT do i tag this as #game isnt out yet. no tags to base this off of. names revealed TODAY. #mdarc spoilers #raincode spoilers #alexander zilch #(???) #what am i doing here #pluto's creations #I really hope Zilch ends up being my favourite he already checks so many boxes for danganronpa (adjacent i guess) favs #First time in a very long time I draw fan art for something that isnt DR and it only isnt DR on a technicality #no id

[foolofatook001]

finally started watching Doc’s hermitcraft s8

…I understand why everything is “octa” now that uh. that makes a lot of sense actually yeah okay

#hermitcraft #docm77 #I know vaguely the plot of doc & ren’s s8 but only in broad strokes #so this is going to be really fun #I guess I’ve kind of spoiled it for myself but also. Doc going ‘whoaaa who gave me this power’ is very funny #I do miss his detailed explanations of whatever technical Minecraft black magic he happens to be working though #anyway I am sensing very quickly the uh. the 8 theme lol #fittingly enough #cannot wait to see how the rest of it goes this is delightful #no spoilers please! #fool liveblogs

[disneydatass]

Watching omitb made me realize that every freaking role Meryl Streep has ever played boils down to an unhinged mother

#spoiler alert #omitb spoilers #omitb season 3 #meryl streep #think about it #Kramer v Kramer #sofie’s choice #devil wears Prada #mamma mia #into the woods #Iron Lady #even plays like ​mother courage #and before someone comes in and comments Julie & julia #julia child was technically an unhinged chef bc she couldn’t become a mother #idk why I never noticed this before Meryl Streep = mother #and I’m not saying this in a postive way or I guess really a negative way #it’s complicated #ALSO ANOTHER MOTHER ROLE ba dum tsh

[loumands]

Oh to be a Southern flamboyant world-renowned gentleman detective solving fascinating mysteries and destroying rich people's lives whenever i'm not relaxing in my beautiful home with my beautiful husband

#glass onion spoilers #not really but technically i guess #keanu.txt

[araliadon]

Vox Machina really is the epitome of “we defeated you with the power of friendship… and this gun we found(this guy we know made)”.

#critical role #vox machina #if you know you know #technically spoilers I guess? #tlvom #tlovm spoilers #sorta #I know it’s been done before but… #it really is true

[robotwrangler]

Thinking about when I had a dream that turned out to technically be a prophecy bc it perfectly predicted a large plot development in Warframe’s storyline that I hadn’t gotten even close to yet

#ik this sounds silly but im not joking. it was technically just my subconscious guessing/speculating and happening to get it right #but I will still call it a prophecy bc it sounds cooler and isn’t *technically* wrong #for those who don’t care about warframe spoilers #I was very early game & didn’t know about Operators yet and I had a very vivid dream where I was a human(?) inside a cryopod #and I was controlling a warframe with my mind and I compelled it to come to me and take me out of the pod #and take me back to the orbiter #and there’s no way I’d seen anything about it bc I wasn’t playing it with friends and had no contact with the community or other players #was literally just a wild guess that turned out to pretty much hit the nail on the head #it even put me in the correct room that the Operator is in. that room had not been opened at the point in the story I was at #the fact this was a dream specifically also is really funny to me. very thematically accurate format for a warframe plot prediction

[seavoice]

find it hilarious that there was so much fun debate about whether adam/gangsey were responsible for manslaughter with whelk and in dreamer trilogy it’s like. multiple main characters in one way or the other are responsible for mass murders. hennessy declan liliana farooq-lane (and i guess even parsifal and bryde at the end) racking up body count in DOZENS and DOZENS

#slay #technically farooq-lane really only personally shoots one person but she sure doesn’t make a lot of choices that get ppl killed #and i guess hennessy liliana and farooq-lane didn’t know. but also. did they not? either way they don’t care 😭 #greywaren spoilers #birdverse #hennessy #declan lynch #carmen farooq lane #jordan hennessy #bryde #parsifal bauer #liliana

[tanaleth]

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

You know, this wasn't supposed to be a series. But here we are: Miego hell in its full, fiery glory.

One-shot from Mia's POV, filling in some suggestive gaps in canon. Timeline jumps around a bit, but follows my happy Miego fic. (This one is not happy! Check the tags.)

I have a few more of these in the works, including some Godot-being-dreadful fic and some bittersweet reunion fic, so feel free to follow the series if you're into that sort of thing.

#if you're not writing whump for a 20-year-old fandom are you even really living? #Mia Fey #Miego #Diego Armando #Godot #Although not yet #this particular fic ends after farewell my turnabout #ace attorney #ace attorney trilogy #ace attorney spoilers #I guess technically Mia dying is a spoiler but. uh

[doctormage]

☀️ sankta alina of the fold ☀️

(so help me god if netflix deprives me of white hair jessie mei li…!!!)

#my art #alina starkov #grishaverse #? i guess #uhhh technically spoilers for siege & storm #shadow and bone spoilers #??? #ok anyway. i was thinking about mx jessie mei li *twirling my hair kicking my legs etc* #and this idea. possessed me #even tho it doesn’t really look like them 🫠 #we can pretend

[yellowcrumpet]

The fact i couldn’t be Shadowbringers Urianger or Thancred during the halloween event DESPITE being three Lightwardens in is a crime.

#FFXIV #Final Fantasy #Final Fantasy 14 #Urianger #Thancred #Spoilers? #Technically not really but i'll tag it anyway #Shadowbringers #Shadowbringers Spoilers #just to be safe #shitpost #YOU CANT KEEP THEM FROM ME NEXT YEAR #NEXT YEAR I WILL BE MY BOYS AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME #MY POWER WILL BE TOO GREAT #I guess you can't be that expansions characters until you've finished the base story for it #i think #it seems that way #i'll go cry in the corner now