#tf2 funny quotes

[aggressive-positivity-network]

You go on a date with Merasmus, but he hasn’t courted anyone since the 14th century so he falls back on what he knows.

#tf2 #tf2 merasmus #tf2 fandom #tf2 incorrect quotes #humor #funny post #funny content #just for laughs #funny #send asks #ask blog #dank humor #send anons

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I loveeee love love transfem Spy hcs but like I literally cannot imagine posting any sort of art or writing about her idk how yall bear it. If I posted art of a character I was interpreting as a trans woman and all the notes were like "omggg I love this I love HIM. HE looks so WET AND PATHETIC isn't it so PATHETIC and FUNNY when MEN wear DRESSES" I'd fuckin kill somebody

#yes this is me complaining. i need to do this every couple of weeks or i will die #see i care abt transphobia too i have many facets #open mick night #kinda #tf2 #team fortress 2 #spy #spy tf2 #transfem spy #inspired by a convo i was having w beck and hayden that partially involved how people treat making a 'man' gay or gnc #as like something that makes him More Pathetic And Scrunkly or whatever. you should all shut the hell up #like even if they don't put her pronouns in the caption or whatever sometimes it's like. u can't tell that this character #is being presented to you right now as a woman? you think referring to a 'male' heavy quotes character as a woman is a Funny Meme?

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Spy: Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Scout: Yes.

Spy: I was hoola hooping, Engineer and I attended a class for fitness and for fun.

Scout: Oh my god.

Spy: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Scout: Why are you telling me this?

Spy: Because no one will ever believe you.

Scout: You sick son of a bitch.

#source: brooklyn 99 #tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #spy #scout #engiespy #its just so funny imagining engineer dragging spy to that #incorrect tf2 quotes

[coolfireguy73]

*a merc reveals something personal about themselves*

Spy: I knew about that.

Scout: What do you mean "you knew about that" ?

Spy: That's my job to know things !

Scout: *stares at Spy, intensely*

Spy: ... Yes, I know about that too.

Scout: noooOOOOOO!

#not art #just something I thought about last night #I thought it was funny #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 incorrect quotes

[sporesucker]

"They will have nightmares With you as the star"

fucks extremely so its no surprise its from a tf2 ad showcasing the update that allows you to throw jars of piss at other players.

#meet the jarate #tf2 #funny #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #raw quote

[surprised-spades]

Demo: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Soldier: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Demo: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Soldier: But I heard a siren. Medic: That was Pyro. Pyro: Sorry, I got nervous.

#what if cryptid pyro could make a noise like that #would be funny #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 demo #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #tf2 medic #tf2 soldier

[jacktorrancekinny]

heavy : doctor you need to start being more mindful of risk

medic: oh i am i have a good system

medic: whenever i want to do something that might be harmful i think

medic: 'is this physically better or worse for me than doing a shit ton of cocaine.'

medic: if its better, i do it! if its worse, i think, 'will this make me feel better than a lot of cocaine?' if the answer is still no i just do coke instead.

medic: if i dont have good answers for those questions i snort a lot of coke until my head is clear and i can make a good decision about the situation

heavy:

heavy: i think you have a cocaine problem

medic: do you think so?

#tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 text post #tf2 incorrect quotes #i thought this was funny #medic has no sense of risk or consequence

[incorrect-digital-circus-quotes]

Caine: This is a bucket.

Kinger: Dear god.

Caine: There's more.

Kinger: No!

Caine:

Half-submitted by ink-the-axolotl-rabbit

#digital circus #funny #meme #incorrect quotes #submission #tf2 #team fortress 2

[racmune]

could really go for some mickey d's rn

#andy rambles #foodposting #literally only call it this because of that one uncle dane tf2 animated short recap video #<- i quote that video a lot and nobody ever knows what the fuck im talking about #anyway apparently americans call mcdonalds this in real which is funny to me................... its so unserious i love it

[zcottwhathuh]

they ran out of bread

#let's get this bread #literally #haha funny #incorrect tf2 quotes #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #engineer tf2 #tf2 medic

[aggressive-positivity-network]

Their relationship in a nutshell.

#tf2 #tf2 fandom #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 medic #medic tf2 #heavy tf2 #tf2 heavy #heavymedic #heavy x medic #humor #funny post #funny content #just for laughs #funny #send asks #ask blog #dank humor #send anons

[opossumbard]

Incorrect quote

2 Dude, and 3 Dude playing TF2 Together. 2 got auto balanced, and was air blasted off a cliff by 3.

2 Dude: I could say whatever I want about you, and not get in shit because you're playing Pyro. 3 Dude: I cold say the same thing about you, Scout.

#Based off an interaction I had in TF2 #there was no auto balance just a scout being salty I killed him as pyro #but like yeah it was funny to me so #Postal #Postal 2 #Postal 3 #Incorrect quote #Incorrect Postal Quote

[doobnnoob-tf2]

Scout: Spy, Sniper broke my baseball bat

Sniper: he broke my mug

Spy: you two are grown men, stop this

Sniper: well he started it

Spy: I don't care who started it, someone should have finished it before coming in here to bother me

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #//alright boys time to fight to the death #//this isn't even all that funny but I'm posting it anyway

[vintage-rejects]

Spy: every time you speak, I can feel myself become in physical pain

Sniper: then, I'm gonna talk for 6 hours straight and hope you drop dead

#just a funny quote from discord #old joke lmaoo #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #shitpost

[excessivepyromania]

Some quotes from writing I’ve done of the tf2 mercs. This was all for fun so it’s obviously pretty goofy but there’s a couple scenes in it that I’m actually kind of proud of! I have more but this is all for this post.

Bonus: Miss Pauling telling Scout she’s a lesbian

#I’m lesbian #I thought you were American? #tf2 #tf2 mercs #writing #if any of the names in these are blacked out it’s because I put the wrong version of the photo there #I blacked them out so I could share funny quotes with people without revealing I’m writing about prexisiting fictional characters #why? because I’m not in a safe enough environment to do that without reciveing judgement/harassment don’t ask

[mr-e-nigma]

Medic, walking into the common room: Back for a moment, my darling

Scout: Doc, my beloved, welcome back <3

Medic: How are you, snookums? I missed you <3

Scout: You were gone for like ten minutes I’m still the exact same which is to say absolutely splendid <3

Sniper, could leave at any time: I hate gay people.

Scout, yelling: WOW

#to be clear this isn’t like. genuine scout/medic #they are just doing a bit a funny silly little bit #designed specifically to annoy sniper #it’s working! #idk what the general consensus is on medic/scout I don’t know how hard (if at all) I need to stress that they’re doing a bit #medic tf2 #scout tf2 #sniper tf2 #tf2 incorrect quotes #source: newmann server