1) “What’s one thousand minus seven?”
2) “It’s better to be hurt than to hurt others”
3) “This is a centipede”
4) “I’m not sure how good a bookstore date is going to be, but have a good time”
5) “I’m not going back to Anteiku”
6) “I’m really happy living like this”
7) “Let’s go home”
Touka: Hey Kaneki, can you help me with the zipper on my dress? I can’t reach it
Touka: Up, Kaneki
Kaneki: R-right. Okay
Eto: Aww but we have fun, don’t we?
Kaneki: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Akira, drunk: If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care.
Seidou, just as drunk: Yeah I don’t care, fuck trigonometry.
Naki: Salutations! I’m back!
Miza: I literally saw you die. You died, you were dead
Naki: Death is a social construct
Urie: (walks out of his room smelling like oil paints)
Mutsuki: No! Don’t be mean!
Shirazu: Stinky bastard man
Saiko: Naughty Quinx. Brat boy.
Urie: (I hate all of you)
I finally read TG:re Quest and this meme is all I could think of when I got to this part: (Translation by @kenkamishiro)
Juuzou: [at a fair with Hanbee] You need to win me a stuffed animal.
Hanbee: I will win you a million stuffed animals
Juuzou: Well, I want a billion stuffed animals
Hanbee: Well, that’s a little unrealistic
Kaneki: There’s only one bed. I’m afraid we might have to…share.
Touka: Why do you do this every time we check into a hotel? We’ve been married for three years
Urie: Okay, I admit I can be a little petty sometimes.
Mutsuki: You once edited a Wikipedia page just to win an argument with me.
Akira: Here, I got us fake IDs.
Seidou: To drink?!
Akira: To vote.