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last song: Let's Get Married--Bleachers
last film: Luca! I was rewatching it with my students at the daycare I work at yesterday. Now they're running around, yelling "silencio Bruno" at each other, which is really sweet. It's one of my favorite and I may or may not have cried the first time I watched it.
currently reading: Right now I'm reading Scythe, this dystopian YA book about a world where all natural death has been conquered so there's a group of government officials who are sanctioned to do killings to keep population under control. It's alright, and I'm mainly reading it to see if it's something worth integrating into curriculum for younger high schoolers. But before I read that, I read One Last Stop which was every single thing in the universe and is the most life affirmingly queer book I've read in a while.
currently watching: I'm watching the Defunctland little documentaries which are so fascinating to me. I now have like infinite knowledge of the fast pass system and 0 interest in going to Disney in a good long ass while. Also I'm doing a rewatch of Buzzfeed Unsolved for my Unsolved AU.
current obsession: Arizona diet green tea, my gf ❤️️, socialite au, Gucci Bloom perfume, my cat, and the stickers I just ordered for my laptop.
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Explain which fucked up character is more of a twink; Jason or Bruce. Elaborate on why you think this. (12 marks)
Alright So,
Jason is a hunk
He's not a twink, I believe if anyone ever called him a twink he would be so shocked he would forget how to punch them. He's a hunk. A twunk even. He's built, strong looks as big as a fucking closet.
I mean look at this mf
Now his father???
This is what twink death looks like:
And for the definition.
You know those gradients people do with actors and other celebrities when they go from Twink to Daddy? As much as Bruce Wayne isn't my cup of tea.
This is him.
Like– It's literally him
He's the Twink -> Daddy Gotham edition.
And before someone comes in here and says " Oh He's still a twink–" Do not lie to yourself, he can be whatever you want him to be in your heart, but that man is huge, he's a CLOSET. His son is 6,0 and he managed to be BROADER. He's humongous. He can carry bane on his fucking back that's not a twink deed that's a brawny motherfucker he could break our arms like a twig.
I, in fact. I could argue that Bruce Wayne could actually be a bear depending on the artist that draw him (which also makes debatable the argument that Bruce Wayne in fact shaves his chest and I would say that's probably with laser because no razor makes a man chest and abs that smooth.) but I don't think the fandom is ready for that.
On an unrelated note, Jason Todd from Wayne Family adventures is a twink and I will fight people on that–
So in conclusion,
Jason Todd, is a twunk he was never a twink in his life. His father on the other hand was a Twink that evolved to a Daddy, which leads us to the end of my dissertation where measuring which fucked up character is more of a Twink... Bruce Wayne wins the crown, congrats Bruce Wayne you will always be famous.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk where I say things with enough confidence that makes it seem like I am right. Because I am.
ILL TELL YOU ALL HOW THE STORY ENDS WHERE THE GOOD GUYS DIE AND THE BAD GUYS WIN WHO CARES THIS AINT ABOUT ALL THE FRIENDS YOU MADE BUT THE GRAFFITI THEY WRITE ON YOUR GRAVE FOR ALL OF US WHOVE SEEN THE LIGHT SALUTE THE DEAD AND LEAD THE FIGHT HAIL HAIL WHO GIVES A DAMN IF WE LOSE THE WAR LET THE WALLS COME DOWN LET THE ENGINES ROAR WE CAN LEAVE THIS WORLD LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND WE CAN STEAL THIS CAR IF YOUR FOLKS DONT MIND WE CAN LIVE FOREVER IF YOUVE GOT THE TIME IM THE ONLY FRIEND THAT MAKES YOU CRY YOURE A HEART ATTACK IN BLACK HAIR DYE SO JUST SAVE YOURSELF AND ILL HOLD THEM BACK TONIGHT
if dorian didn't show up, do you think louis would have shot minnie?
I do. I know some people think either he wouldn't have or he would've missed so that's why the writers had him shoot Dorian instead, but mmmmmm no, I don't personally think so. I like to think that if he had taken the shot, his shaky hands would've caused him to shoot her fatally.
Mostly because I'm already so normal about the fact that of the Ericson crew, Marlon and Louis are the only ones with a body count. Well, that we know of, but shown to us in the game, at least. Plus, we know it's Louis' first kill.
Like yeah, Clementine and AJ become part of the crew and they have bigger body counts, and if we're counting indirect kills caused by actions, then Tenn has a count... and I guess everyone has blood on their hands for blowing up the boat... but I'm talking about killed directly with a weapon like....... I lied, I'm not normal about that at all, Louis and Marlon are the ones who have killed someone in Louis' route. I'm also not normal about the fact that Louis kills Dorian and then even as he's clearly in shock, he tries to go with Clementine to get AJ, and then later on when they talk about it, he says it feels like bile but not quite and he's glad he has it in him to do it.... listen, listen, listen... I'm obsessed with that.
Anyway, so if Louis shot Minerva, I think he would've accidentally killed her and can you imagine? He's already enough of a mess after killing the woman who pinned him down and tried to cut his finger off [or succeeded] but he knew Minerva, they were friends before the twins were taken. Even Violet couldn't kill her even though that would've been the smarter thing to do, and we know thanks to meta knowledge that killing her would've saved lives, but Violet couldn't, and I don't think Louis would intentionally either.
Speaking of Violet, if Louis killed Minerva, I hate to think about what that would've done to Vi. I think she might've actually left at that point, like what was planned before it got changed to her being burned. I don't think she would've attacked Louis over it, though, like yeah she attacked Clementine in the cell but Louis? I don't know, but I don't think so just because it's Louis and he'd be a mess about it anyway.
Though if he did kill her, it would be a neat parallel to draw... y'know, because Louis forgave AJ for killing Marlon even though he was pissed and heartbroken, and Violet was annoyed with him the entire time... but could she ever forgive Louis for killing Minerva? Y'know? We already have a similar parallel with AJ shooting Tenn, but still.
If Clementine killed Minerva in that moment, though, then I could see Violet attacking her since in her eyes, Clem proved her right.
So yeah, I get why they added the Dorian kill to his route. It adds another compelling element to Louis as a character, but we also need Minerva alive for episode 4; Louis can't kill her, he can't miss, and he's not going to stay with her because we need Violet to stay on the boat and him to be on shore for all routes.
Why? What fucking difference does it make if my babes have discernible genders!!
There is no reason for this other than you having some seriously gross phobias you need to work through. And don’t give me the tired ass line of, ‘well then I’d know how to properly comment on/tag it’. There are a helluva lot of ways to comment on a post you enjoy that don’t include sticking male and female anywhere in the comments or tags.
Also, if I were to do as you ask (which I’d never in a million years do), I’d not be tagging very many of my MCs/OCs because, male and female?!? You seem to be missing a few there, dear.
Everyone's on about Miguel beefing with a 15 yo, which sure it's funny, but y'all are letting the Spot, "I now declare this child that MY INVENTION inflicted this anomalous occurrence on, my lifelong nemesis", the ULTIMATE beef haver, to go unchecked.
i kinda default to platonic friends in a group like that if i dont have strong opinions on ships, but the stuff undercover at that bar with snake jaguar and rocky dangerbuff did make me think zane and cole were pretty cute, so if i had to pick a ship, probably that one. and i love the idea of qpr zane and pixal too, that is extremely good to me, so the three of them poly in some way is cute but i havent actually thought about it too much.
i dont think theres really any pairings ive seen around tumblr that i hate though, (other than i dont ship lloyd with any of the other ninja bc im pretty sure hes a lot younger, although if im honest i dont remember all the timeline details of the show)