#twink Bruce Wayne

[qcomicsy]

Explain which fucked up character is more of a twink; Jason or Bruce. Elaborate on why you think this. (12 marks)

Alright So,

Jason is a hunk

He's not a twink, I believe if anyone ever called him a twink he would be so shocked he would forget how to punch them. He's a hunk. A twunk even. He's built, strong looks as big as a fucking closet.

I mean look at this mf

Now his father???

This is what twink death looks like:

And for the definition.

You know those gradients people do with actors and other celebrities when they go from Twink to Daddy? As much as Bruce Wayne isn't my cup of tea.

This is him.

Like– It's literally him

He's the Twink -> Daddy Gotham edition.

And before someone comes in here and says " Oh He's still a twink–" Do not lie to yourself, he can be whatever you want him to be in your heart, but that man is huge, he's a CLOSET. His son is 6,0 and he managed to be BROADER. He's humongous. He can carry bane on his fucking back that's not a twink deed that's a brawny motherfucker he could break our arms like a twig.

I, in fact. I could argue that Bruce Wayne could actually be a bear depending on the artist that draw him (which also makes debatable the argument that Bruce Wayne in fact shaves his chest and I would say that's probably with laser because no razor makes a man chest and abs that smooth.) but I don't think the fandom is ready for that.

On an unrelated note, Jason Todd from Wayne Family adventures is a twink and I will fight people on that–

So in conclusion,

Jason Todd, is a twunk he was never a twink in his life. His father on the other hand was a Twink that evolved to a Daddy, which leads us to the end of my dissertation where measuring which fucked up character is more of a Twink... Bruce Wayne wins the crown, congrats Bruce Wayne you will always be famous.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk where I say things with enough confidence that makes it seem like I am right. Because I am.

#Now if we're talking of the entire Batfamily Dick Grayson takes the award #and you know what? Good for him. GOOD FOR HIM #I spend too much time on this as someone just take me out #on a date? #I don't know guys be creative #twink Bruce Wayne #can't believe I'm using this tag #this is where my life lead to? #yeah #I suppose it is #And I don't know how to feel about it #thanks for the ask babe I love the opportunity to be more deranged on this site than I was on this past few months #q asks #long post #🦇🐦

[oncillabrigade]

Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too #hilarious and fucked up #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life #no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them #not even bruce #my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective #anyway #I fuckin' love tim drake #robin #robins (2022)

[nenehyuuchiha]

FOR REAL

#they gave those two some civilian boring twinks even though they had a bromance going on with other characters #cough cough timkon #ghostmaker #batman #johnathan kent #jon kent #Superboy #tim drake #red robin #fuck if I know the twinks names #Bernard something something and pink haired guy #i like fanfic where Bernard does shit crazy theories #but I will probably never ship him and tim #bruce Wayne #ghostbat #minhkhoa khan

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’ #y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom? #they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

[haroldhighballjordan]

My firm Batlantern headcanon is that the first time Hal Jordan has a legitimate, longer than 10 minute conversation with Tim Drake, he becomes absolutely horrified and quietly retreats to his and Bruce’s bedroom. He goes

“Hey babe, um. Are you aware that Tim… is uh, well.”

Bruce: “Completely unhinged and one small inconvenience away from becoming the greatest threat to humanity the world has ever seen? Yes, we’re all fully aware. But if we keep the fridge stocked with his particular brand of oatmilk, I believe we should be okay.”

#Hal is rethinking this entire relationship due to the unstableness of that fucking twink #batlantern #Hal Jordan #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake

[frownyalfred]

Brucie Wayne must give off such insane “extroverted twink that everyone is deep down secretly worried about” energy

#like imagine not knowing he was batman? #and just thinking that was it #everyone is concerned #but also the boy can party #so he’s a hell of a lot of fun #we al know this twink #bruce wayne #batman #dc #thoughts

[bamboozled-distress]

no i will literally never shut the fuck up about himbo brucie wayne and by far the best adaption ever on that is on superhero girls like shut UP they twinkified him so hard im going to commit arson

#he’s the most babygirl hes ever been #literally oh my god #I’ve been binging it recently and this is actually the best dc show that’s ever been created #but spoiled richboy twink brucie wayne??? #the portrait of him with Alfred TOOK ME OUT and when he was with Superman 😭 #superhero girls #dc superhero girls #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #batman #laz.exe

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

The Batman (2022) isn't perfect by any means, but it is still a phenomenal film and one of the best pieces of Bat-media in recent memory.

Firstly, the aesthetic. Seemingly small but an incredibly important part. BTAS was broody, '89 was gothic, Forever was campy, TDK was... bad. And TB I think finds a real sweet spot in between vibes. It's dark, serious, it's got a technological noir, and yet still has vibrancy and color and (the key to my heart) neon.

One scene, you'll be sitting in an abandoned tunnel with shadows and muddy colors, the next you'll be surrounded by police under white lights, and the next you'll be in a night club with LEDs of every color you can think.

The fights. This film has some of the best Batman fights I've ever seen period. Really just action in general. The night club, the hallway, the finale. It's not like TDK where every fight is slow, precise, methodical, and honestly boring. Each fight or chase here is energetic and entertaining. The choreography is excellent, the stakes are legitimately high, and the settings are always unique.

The night club is crowded and overwhelming, with people swinging, shouting, and grabbing at Bats who aren't even apart of the fight. His skills and equipment save his life multiple times, whether it's block a bullet with a precise pipe throw or survive a shotgun blast with his armor. When he finally grabs Penguin you feel as overwhelmed and animalistic as he does.

The precinct escape is tight and tense. From the punch to the jump, every second makes you feel the absolute abominable stress of trying to escape a building like this. Officers pouring out of every room, bullets whizzing by and beaming off his suit. Merely seconds to get the flight suit on before they come pouring out to the roof. We experience the fall with him as his nerves spike, all culminating in a quick second decision that ends with him crashing into the side of the road.

Gotham. The beloved city feels full here. Subways are crowded, streets are packed. The crime feels real. Vandals, gang violence, thieves, assassins, crime families. It's not just militants and killers. We see the systemic issues in place that cause these. We see the feelings and social strains that make people do this. It's like you're taking a peak into another world with context and history you don't know but understand. It feels right.

The characterizations. I'm not a huge fan of the whole "Bruce Wayne is the mask, Batman is the real you" thing inflamed by TDK. And I really don't like "the Waynes were corrupt and did bad things, even for good reasons".

I think there's so much more to say about the two very different, very real sides to Bruce's personality. The one that comes out as billionaire playboy philanthropist, and the one that comes out as a violent and vengeful demon. Both who are willing to suffer for their causes. And I think there's so much more when the Waynes die from a mugging. That the crime is so bad it took the highest. That it could take anyone at any time, even the beloved elite.

However it does something right that most other Bat-media fails at. It makes Batman a symbol of hope. It demonstrates a growth in himself. That he can do more good to inspire the people than to instill fear in them.

Pandaredd made a good video on this, but in Crisis On Two Earths, Bats' opposite is represented as the ultimate nihilist. This means that at his core, Batman is really the ultimate optimist. And that makes sense. You don't put on a suit and fight crime, you don't try to create resources to help people, you don't befriend and reform your own Rogues gallery unless you believe you can change something. That all the work you do, all the suffering you experience will be worth it when you get to know the world healed.

And that's something The Batman understands. Batman started as a symbol of fear. So that every criminal hesitates at an alley. Panics at a shadow. But he became something else. A symbol of optimism. So that people can walk the streets at night. That they can get the help they need. That they can look into the sky with hope.

#i mean dude literally has a candy pouch on his tool belt. he's just the friendly neighborhood nightmare demon #amywho go watch The Long Halloween. it has good morally-iffy Waynes and a near perfect Two Face #batman #the batman #battinson #robert pattinson #gotham #gotham city #bruce wayne #the batman 2022 #i actually don't really like zodiac Riddler but i can excuse it for this film. i much prefer flamboyant twink Riddler #theres a cool animatic of “Good Songs Never Die” which has scary batman and a unique Riddler. highly recommend it #iceberg lounge #movies #films #i despise The Dark Knight in case it wasn't obvious #I'll probably make a video about the trilogy someday but nearly everything about those films are just WRONG #they are great movies ig but absolutely trash batman films that an entire generation of fans modeled their perception off of #batman fandom #now all I'm saying is maybe one day we'll get harlivy in something outside of the comics or HQ show #lord knows James gunn isn't gonna give it to us

[allgremlinart]

J JUST ANOTHER TWINK... FOLKS...FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES...

#Bruce Wayne twink real..?

[eiswolfzero]

Practicing Arkham Bats and his muscles are so BUFF and his waist so SNATCHED.

Anyway, Wally looks like a stick beside him

#batman #bruce wayne #wally west #flash #batflash #arkham knight #personal art #sorry for the sketchy sketch #but I find it funny #and I'm done practicing today #but I wanna draw BUFF bruce again like #this buff #also one might call Wally #almost a twink in body type lmao #at least the way I draw him

[nenehyuuchiha]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Batfamily Members & Jason Todd, Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake Characters: Jason Todd, Bernard Dowd, Tim Drake, Batfamily Members (DCU) Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Jason Todd, Identity Porn, Bernard's Conspiracy Theories, False Assumptions Series: Part 1 of Omega Jason Todd Week 2024 Summary:

Bernard is coming over for dinner to meet the family. Barnard... has some interesting ideas. Jason's desire for chaos in regard to Tim doesn't help ------------ Bernard continues full speed ahead, “The only question is when you fell in love with him.” The table comes to a full and complete halt. Bernard notices this time and shrinks a little, “Or maybe he fell in love with you? One-sided?” he gasps, “Did you not know? I’m so sorry. I thought it was obvious.” Tim looks like he’d very much like to melt into the floor and just… become one with the rug.

--------- Omega Jason Todd Week 2024 - 'Jason and Red Hood are assumed to be an alpha/omega couple' 

#Jason Todd #red hood #Bernard dowd #Tim Drake #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Stephanie Brown #batfamily #batfam #fic rec #I love crack fics with Bernard #I hate that he is Tim's boyfriend tho #they got Tim some civilian twink while kon and their epic bromance was literally right there

[iidiotkid]

I feel like Edward Nygma is the Perry the Platypus of the Rogues Gallery. Like you see him in ‘normal’ clothes and you’re like “ah a random gay man” but then he puts on his funky little green fit and you’re like “THE RIDDLER?!?!”

#imagine getting kidnapped by some random twink #i think i’d kill myself before i even got to his dumb escape room #this is all /pos btw #i adore him #batman #bruce wayne #dc #edward nygma #riddler

[blorb-el]

wf 218, “who is capricorn?!” 1973, script bob haney, pencils dick dillin, inks dave cockrum, letters ben oda

#gordon being mean to 'bruce wayne' even though hes RIGHT THERE. bruce's face. alfred's twink cosplay. perfect panel no notes #james gordon #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #bruce's face is exactly what i imagine when i type :s

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

@comic dudebros, if wonder woman is a insanely strong warrior and still has the body of a super model, then i can draw batman at any muscle mass i want, because obviously it dosen't matter! you guys dug this hole urself, i will now draw bruce as a twunk <3 /j

Please do and thank you in advance for your contribution

#or superman can be a twink #as a treat #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themyscira

[fucktheroyals]

If Dream (of the Endless) was human, what would his job be?

#would he work at like Mcdonalds... JCpenney... the cheesecake factory? or would he be like Robert Pattinson's Bruce Wayne and be a #emo billionaire cryptid? these are the important questions #now I do suppose that his job. if one was writing a dreamling fic would depend on what Hob's job is. #HOWEVER I think if would be fair to say that yes. Hob could be a professor while Dream works a minimum wage job... #however however... at that point you are really treading the line to where Dream could easily fall out of character and give too much #'stereotypical emo twink' instead of his actual personality which is far more detailed and complicated than that. #you know what actually. Tom has brought so much more dimension to Dream than there already was. so taking dream out of his environment #at all makes it really hard to keep him in character. I'm understanding why I don't find any aus that aren't just a changing of the order #of events. #anyway believable jobs for a human/'modern setting' Dream pls #the sandman

[gayspacesprinkles]

Sketches

#winteriron #buckytony #tonybucky #starkbucks #tony stark #bucky barnes #bruce wayne #twink tony #silver fox bucky #my art #ant draws