#thank fuck for this holiday

[shivroy]

what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision

#hes so fucked up and as a dude who enjoys drawing shiv and toms faces so much hibs is my delight to render #fucking look AT him i need to throw him at a million miles an hour #goes without saying that his parents had him nannied out the wazoo and in his developmental years he was either with childcare staff #with the occasional parental outing + roy family holidays plus toms parents hanging around which did him immeasurable damage #tries to stalk kendalls mansion on google maps on his ipad at age 8 #gets everything on his christmas list unless it requires tom or shiv making a personal effort #tom and his relationship is so fucking bad and they never talk about it <3 #hibernian #thank you for being so nice about my stupid creation ily. i love you hibs also i hate you #succession #succession oc #tom wambsgans #shiv roy #tomshiv baby #shakes him until something happens #(i made every effort to make him look So much like his parents like hes got toms nose with shivs nostrils.. tom forehead.. shiv lips) #art #the nation

[thegoodthebadandtheart]

the rest don't matter

a.k.a. an overly earnest entry for spncarfuckersweek

#supernatural #dean winchester #impala #a #thank u chevrolet car manual website that tried to make me pay $5 for a pdf but i didn't. i pirated the car. downloaded the car (photo) #SO!! i did NOT draw the car photo (obviously) or the car part diagram. they are stolen from the manual. #first of all i do not own a car i have never driven a car i do not have a drivers license #however. and this is vital. i am a carfucker purist. #also a boatfucker purist but that's beside the point #none of that human version of the car by curse stuff or whatever. that's weak. you have to want to fuck the actual car. #also enjoy this amount of art while it lasts i.e. while i'm still on holiday haha

[fuumiku]

Happy new year!!

Some doodles I did today to unwind + test a lineart brush

#Dungeon meshi #mithrun #chikchuck tims #Laios please I swear you’re my fave I’ll draw you next Laios I promise Laios no don’t leave- #The mithrun one is so low resolution… Well it was supposed to be a quick doodle after all #Maybe i should post these sort of sketches I do more often #Coloring Chilchuck felt like therapy legit. Thank you dad #The mithrun one is a little fucked up but idk. It’s so aesthetic to me. Enjoy the many vers lol #Idk how long i’ll keep the new icon though #Hey my art style are you Chilchuck’s wife? Because I can’t help but feel like you left me for no reason #Jkjk my art style crisis usually stops whenever I just draw for the sake of it with no goal in mind lmao. Which is why I should do it more #Often!! I am so stubborn & stupid. Doing that shall be my New Year resolution ig #Y’all still here? Uhhh uh happy holidays good day!!

[martyrbat]

dc holiday special (2017)

*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?

#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered. #god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting) #one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth #like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box #of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself #its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it #same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics #anyways. big man or tiny cookie? #also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ...... #c: dc holiday special (2017) #crypt's panels #clark kent

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Omg you love slashers too?? What do you think about Billy Lenz in Black Christmas or Thomas Hewitt from Texas Chainsaw Massacre??

Rat Man and Giant Teddy Bear

Instead of going into how much I love Black Christmas, let's talk about these dirty, dirty men.

I love scrawny rat men. Will he molest me? Will he stab me? Who knows, and frankly, who cares. If I can get a squeeze of his tiny little ass in before I'm sent to hell, it will have been worth it. I'm no masochist (debatable) but men who act like they'll peel off my skin just because they think I'm pretty make me want to be locked in a tiny cage. And if you have a dehumanizing kink, even better, because Billy will call you a piggy and a whore but probably never by your name ❤️

Stalk me, harass me, threaten to eat me out, masturbate into my pillows, and then after all that foreplay, rip me open and play with my guts? Sounds like a date.

And Thomas..

Yeah, he's a cannibal, but he can eat this ass

He's a giant of a man, and I don't understand how that could ever be an insult. I want him to sit on my lap so I can hold him like a giant stuffed animal, I do not care if he hurts my legs. He has the filth of a rat man, with his luscious locks that need to be washed and blood stains that will never come out, but the air of a man who'd be scared of pushing your boundaries (like a gentleman). And imagine getting your back snapped in half by him, both sexually and not. Sure, his life style feels like Christian based, trad wife, barefoot in the kitchen with a baby on your back, making human stew, you're never leaving this house, kind of life, but would it be worth it? Maybe. Even without a uterus, even if you were the more dominant in the bedroom, I feel like you would be delegated to house spouse duties, simply because Thomas would love you too much for you to get blood on your hands.

Thomas brings out my "I can save him" side, where as Billy makes me want to be broken down like the pig that I am.

Oink oink.

#thank you for interacting with me #billy lenz #thomas hewitt #impure thoughts #slashers #rat man #cw degradation #i fucking love horror #these two #black christmas #is a holiday classic and without it we may have never gotten a lot of the slasher genre #it inspired the final girl trope and the first person perspective they used at the beginning of Halloween

[callisteios]

im not an anon hate guy so im attaching my name to this. your five star list on your uquiz is kind of ass. are you okay? i know art subjective and all that. are you okay?

I stand by each choice 100% and will gladly defend them till i die. they're all five star films

i did have to limit my choices to things I think your average uquizzer might conceiveably know of which was horribly limiting (this was a failure, when i still looked at comments on that quiz like 1/100 would be 'I have never seen a single one of those films')

The films in question (which i stand by):

I'm doing amazing, thanks for asking. How are you?

#I respect this not being anon #i have ignored a similar asks that were anon #if i was doing the list based on my actual top ten 5* films? #Aftersun; Beauty and the Beast (1946); The House That Jack Built; Interstellar; There Will Be Blood; Ikiru; Holiday (1938); Magnolia; #The Mummy; Alien #wait melancholia also #Thank you for not fighting me on my half a star films #We can all agree that 300 is a fucking awful film

[ssreeder]

Hii! I was super bored last night so I did a quick drawing of the meditation scene in chapter 14. I was struggling at drawing Zuko cause of the way he sits. He’s described as sitting “lotus position” I looked that up and it looks so uncomfortable. That’s why I’m team #CrissCrossApplesause. Anyways I hope your doing well!! :)

AWWWWWE OMG I LOVVVEEEEE IT!!!! Haha Aang & Momo in the second picture are adorable, and Sokka’s little “I love you” face at Zuko is amazing. Thank you for this it seriously is made my day!!

#oh & ummmm hellloooooo everyone #sorry I have been so MIA the holidays tried to murder me #seriously I love the holidays I’m so cliche I love the songs and the lights and the activies #I look forward to it! #then it comes and I feel like it hits me like a fucking bus and then drags me through December #so yeah I had to take a step back and conserve energy #BUT HELLLLLOOOOOO IM BACK #& I will be coming with a new chapter asap #like this weekend asap #I pinky promise #& it’s like 30k!! #haha kill me #anywayyyyy thank you all those who sent me concerned asks or messages #or asks wishing me well and happy new year I love you all #you’re amazing but I’m not going to post any of them because hello hi I’m fine :) #im not quitting liab or anything pinky promise hehehe #OK SO LIZY MY LOVE THIS IS AMAZING #I SWEAR I PEEKED AT TUMBLR AND SAW THIS IN MY ASKS AND SQEALED #I also got lotus style from Aang in canon but shhhhhhhhhh he’s a cross cross applesauce truther #my neutral Aang haha #he’s funny next chapter #I think he’s funny at least #sokka doesn’t #but sokka doesn’t find anything funny so forget him #I love Sokka’s face in this #& the ‘I know what you are’ #seriously though dolls would love to know what he is cause he’s CONFUSED #maybe some light reading will help him understand #im sure it’ll go great #:D

[b4kuch1n]

I actually for real feel like my phone's scanning quality has dropped monumentally while I was away on thing so that's a fun thing to figure out now. anyways

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #answering of ''sure'' whenever they ask ''are you gay'' strikes again #gods. genuinely at least on the export the quality of these dropped like to half. whats up with that #sorry if these are impossible to parse #anyways. scribbled these during ''holiday'' ''vacation'' ''getaway''' #sometimes it really is the simple things. hallucinating vividly about the casual life of a pair of teens to survive being in a car for 6hrs #WITH da family #so glad I picked up scribbling on paper again. I actually got stuff to do digitally today and!! literally it feels so much cleaner #like I feel like I relearned a bunch stuff doing traditional ink again for a sec #but yeah. u guys should know by now how much I think about food as a concept #took 3m off last year to write about it in fact. but now Im just microdosing by drawing langa #I'm also actually so insane about reki being a scaredy cat it's so. something. it means so much to me #this of course means koyomi is a jumpscare champion. among siblings that are close in age there must be #the one who sleeps in the lower bunk. and the one who ties a doll to a string by its neck and lower it down to be next to the others face #'why is that so specific' no further question. thank you #gods okay. I need to lay the fuck down it is now my time. to be in bed #Im onto some real exciting stuff rn! and when this piece is done I'll return to ink for a sec #so uh. ink comm maybe not this week. but the next #happy late labor day! seek and destroy. have a good night

[jiilys]

“Where’ve you been?” Ginny demanded, leaning against outside the cottage holding a cigarette, hair shifting in the wind. 

“Sorry, briefing ran forever.” 

“You are not forgiven.” 

He eyed the cigarette, “What are you doing out here?”  

“Everyone thought I should come out here to make sure you wouldn’t get lost.” 

Harry, who had been to Bill and Fleur’s a hundred times and memorably hidden during the quite-recent war, gave her a look. “What did you do?” 

“It’s hell in there.” 

“It can’t be that bad.” 

“Three people have asked me when our baby’s due” 

“What?” 

“Apparently all of Fleur’s friend’s read the prophet, and there was that bit about me being pregnant last week. Everyone’s taken it to heart.” Ginny looked at him, took a drag, “Don’t worry, I said you weren’t the father.” 

Harry couldn’t help laughing, “Bet your mother loved that.” 

“That was around the time I was asked to come see where you were.” 

“You are not making me excited to go in there.” 

“Oh please, you’ll be fine, they all love you. Chosen one.” 

“Yeah, but I can’t keep coasting on that forever.” 

“True,” Ginny sighed, “but at least right now it’s working for you. If I was pregnant at least I’d have something to say to Fleur’s mother”

“You make me so nervous.”

Ginny grinned, flash of teeth, “I bet. How was the briefing?” 

“Boring, wished I was here, actually.” 

“Freak.” 

“Yeah, but mainly to meet the guy you’re having this kid with.” 

Grinned again, “You just missed him. He got here early, actually, Helped set up the gift table and everything.” 

“Wow, maybe you should start going out with him”

“Eh, can’t” she hit ash over onto the concrete, eyes rolling “I’ve been mad on the same guy for ages” 

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah. Right git. Late to everything.” 

He grinned, the middle of him glowing. “Ginny!” Mrs Weasley’s voice, still not Molly after all this time, coming from the hallway. Ginny threw the cigarette on the ground and crushed it with her foot in half a second. The doorway was suddenly full of Mrs Weasley, with one of Fleur’s friends in tow, “Honestly wher– Oh, Harry!” 

Seeing an ember out of the corner of his eye, Harry covered it with his shoe. “Hi.” 

“When did you get here! Come in, come in!” She bustled over to them, “Why does it smell like smoke out here?”

“Oh, Harry just came back from slaying a dragon,” Ginny said casually, and Fleur’s friend looked around, alarmed. Harry, luminous, rubbed his upper lip but couldn’t hide the laugh. 

#happy birthday to this boy for tomorrow! i love you more than i can say. ultimate superstar #harry potter #ginny weasley #hinny fic #carolineswritingtag #harry potters birthday?? national holiday. ginny makes a horrible cake and then throws it in the bin and just gives him a biscuit packet #also yes ginny weasley smokes cigerettes ok how else did she get through that final hogwarts year #looking sexy behind the greenhouses and talking about killing facisits. goddess! #also fuck jkr lmao but happy birthday harry thanks for raising us

[logan-the-artist]

hey guys, just a heads up: i do not celebrate christmas (or any other religious holiday) therefore i will not post about it. please do not send me asks or requests related to that (i don’t mind drawing characters with gifts/funny sweaters etc, but nothing too much)

i wish happiness for everyone and a good end of this year, but i will not send “merry christmas” or “happy holidays” or anything of the kind.

#thanks for understanding #and if uou don’t understand you can fuck off #i hate christmas and end of year holidays. don’t expect anything from me #log’s shit #not art

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

 🖤 Love Is Patient 🎄🖤

Rating: Explicit Word-count: 3,300 words Additional Tags: husbands, brat!mickey/dom!ian undertones, inappropriate use of Christmas Card Maker app, pet names, teasing, flirting, manhandling, playful sex, light choking Summary: Mickey’s husband wants to send out Christmas cards this year, so god damn it, they’re gonna send out Christmas cards! Now if only said husband wasn’t distracted by a book in bed, instead of coming to see the final product. Surely Mickey can fix this in a normal and un-demonic way, right? …right? Hello?

🤍 Miracle on Naperville Road ❄️🤍

Rating: Teen Word-count: 3,900 words Additional Tags: coworkers, friends to lovers, flirting, mistletoe, wine, first kiss, sexual tension, ian doesn’t know how to spell the word “bidet” Summary: Mickey’s known for a while now that he and Ian are closer than coworkers really should be. There’s something there between them - it’s obvious - their timing has just always been off. But this year, the Christmas party at their rich boss’s house feels different. Important. Destined. Ian and his ex are freshly split. And Mickey’s just made sure he’s single too.

🔥 Santa Comes Early 🔥🎄

Rating: Explicit Word-Count: 3,300 words Additional Tags: holiday crack smut, human mickey, magic ian, bearded ian, light corruption kink, frottage, barebacking, santa slander, i had a fever-dream about this and now it’s your problem - merry christmas Summary: Late Christmas Eve night, Mickey wakes to find a stranger in his living room. What follows can only be described as holiday magic. Or maybe a fever dream. Because Mickey didn’t know Santa Claus had a son. A son who’s not only extremely handsome, but who just so happened to make a special trip to Mickey’s house, without his father knowing about it. So really, how can Mickey not fuck him?

#gallavich #ray writes #just realized i wrote a lot of holiday stuff really quick without a lot of time for people to catch up so here we are <3 #also check out Hooked and Take It Off Slowly [Pt. 2] >:3c #december was a really fucking good month for me creating wise <3 thank you brain <3 #and thank you commissioners and commenters and anyone who supports me - ily <3

[sga-owns-my-soul]

For the character ask game: Teyla!

questions 3, 12, and 20 please ☺️

character ask game

ooh teyla my beloved!!!

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

honestly hate that they made teyla a mom. like don't get me wrong i love torren and the whole team protectiveness of him but idk i just. teyla does not feel like a Mom Character and i get why they did it but idk i just. idk it felt forced to me and i never loved that story arc (we were also ROBBED of learning more about her culture but that's a rant for another time)

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

this ties in heavily with my last point lmao but i think teyla didn't want to be a mother, and had no plans to, but because she literally just lost her people when she finds out she's pregnant, i really genuinely believe she made the decision to keep the baby simply out of a duty to her people. her child could very well have been the last athosian, and teyla has too much of a responsibility to her people- she puts their best interests above her own so often and i fully believe that's why she chose to keep the baby

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

i'm fucking obsessed with her and rodney being absolute gossip queens, they know EVERYTHING that is going on in the city at all times and they drive ronon and john crazy on long jumper trips because they spend the entire time gossiping. they're so bitchy and judgemental together and i'm forever obsessed with them

#thanks friend!!! #i love teyla so much #i have so many thoughts about teyla becoming a mother lmao #and about how insulting it is to her that we never fucking learn more about her culture #where's the episodes of her making the team join her on the mainland for all kinds of holidays and ceremonies and shit #fucking mad we never got it smh #anyways #ask game #teyla emmagan #sga

[unofficial-estonia]

Today is International Women's Day, so it is a good time to remember that many people need menstrual products but can't afford them. According to Estonian Statistics, 22.8% of Estonians live in relative poverty, so there are a lot of people who have to miss work or school because they can not afford menstrual products.

Solidaarne Naistepäev is an Estonian charity event that collects funds and menstrual products for those in need every year. As with last year, donations will also be partially sent to Ukraine.

The donations will be collected until 13th of March.

#thanks to soviet union womens day is a mockery in estonia #women are given flowers and cake #and lot of sexist jokes #what a fucking holiday

[my-autumn-soul]

one would think that I'd be better organized by now since I've studied for this specific type of test in the past but alas

#thank fuck for Christmas holidays i was slowly going insane #but omg do i have a lot to study #autumn speaks #study aesthetic #study blog #study motivation #studyblr #studyspo

[vcrnons]

brothers. i am TIRED

#shut up j #did an airport run at 3am got back at 5 #went back to sleep until 8:30 . have to take someone to work #will get back in ~ an hour and then have to go get my sister from work. take her to an appointment. drive around for a while until she’s #finished bc this fuckass place has no PARKING #go see the cats I’m looking after while someone i used to work with is on holiday #go pick the OTHER person up from work again #go see the cats AGAIN #and then go to my sister’s house #what in the fuck is a day off anyway 😭 #send help or caffeine thanks

[frostycatblr-fandom-files]

if you're sitting there feeling sorry for yourself, wondering why no one's commented on your hiatus status(es), i'll help you figure out why

you're behaving like a selfish, entitled bitch. you're throwing a pity-me-party while you accuse people of favoritism in the same breath. like, no wonder your ~CoMmUniTy~ won't feel sorry for you, or interact with your bad artwork or your other uninspired bullshit when you bitchfit that no one's sharing your shit: no one wants to interact with that melodrama. there's better writers out there that don't cry about interaction bullshit.

you need to grow the fuck up, and maybe do people all a favor by not coming back.

Wow... thank you for sending me this present shortly before Christmas (Dec. 20th, to be exact). Real lovely stuff.

So listen while I break this down by section and say things later on that I don't mean:

If you're going to call me an 'entitled bitch' or criticize my content, you should really take ownership of your words like a grown-up first. You're welcome to those opinions, I suppose; but it means NOTHING when you send me this from a position of cowardice. If your goal was to hurt my feelings and upset me, I would only award you with partial congratulations, if that.

I'll concede it was a bit of a "bitchfit" if it makes you happy, because yes, it kind of was. I'll take ownership of that: I should have been better, and I wasn't. I should have been a lot calmer, and I wasn't.

Maybe then more people would have given a damn about me and what I had to say. Or maybe they wouldn't. I don't know anymore, quite frankly. I can't say I ever did.

Your point about "better writers out there [who] don't cry about interaction bullshit" is wrong, by the way. I can think of several fan writers (and I'm not going to compare content quality because that's gross) either on my dashboard or in fandom tags (many with larger followings + outreach than me) who've complained about lowered interaction these days at one time or another.

Or several times, even. It was largely and perfectly fine when they spoke up about it. Weird to me, anon, how it's okay when these unnamed and so-called "better writers" speak up, but not the little guys.

Some people are a little too comfortable telling those with smaller followings/outreach to just suck it up because interaction has been bad for everyone lately. Or placate themselves with excuses for why they didn't offer any sympathy to people who admit to struggling with feeling like belonging, or those wishing they felt more included. Noticed. Remembered. (Whatever the case may be.)

I mean I've seen who repeatedly makes the cut on these stale recommendation lists that float around… Your 'pool of so many talented writers/artists in this fandom' is more of a damn puddle. You'll have to fucking forgive me for just wishing to be remembered (for one or the other) and included in these little "~fandom enrichment activities~" at this point once in a damn while! Why's it such a fucking crime to you, anon, that I just want people to remember I'm here too?

I spoke my feelings about things feeling like a popularity contest rather than a true community back in December, and you thought that warrants calling me a selfish, entitled bitch? Telling me do people a favor and not come back?

What the fuck??????

I think you're something of a rancid tar pit for hoping to kick someone while they were down, or whatever it was you intended by all that. Did you get the warm and fuzzies typing this out? Did you feel good about yourself for choosing to be malicious to someone going through a hard time? Someone admitted they were going through a hard time between Seasonal Affective Disorder, and being upset about a lot of trivial stuff, and you thought "Hey; let's pile on!" was the correct solution rather than offer any kindness where you had witnessed a lack of?

It would be so tempting to stoop to your level and wish you nothing but ill on top of telling you to do me a favor and fuck off; I'm going to encourage you to learn to have a little more compassion for people instead and be a better person than whatever you are now going forward. May you learn to be kinder to people in the future, anon… You make the world a far better place that way.

#bad anon no biscuit #lesson for next time is to just ghost the blog for a month since no one's going to notice or care I guess. only tell you to leave #that's only partial sarcasm #a couple of people showed they cared or said nice things before the holidays. and to that short list of people I just want to say thank you #otherwise my activity page was very quiet #and some other things happened that reinforced my decision to not really want to participate with this space for the time being #simple fact there's someone out there who's too comfortable with being nasty to people and telling you to fuck off... #fuck man!!!! it's been a long time since crying over some damn anon hate but this was too much for me #''help you figure out why'' no you're not being helpful you're actually just being a prick for no good reason! #im done im so fucking tired i don't want to look at this fucking ask anymore #i feel sick to my stomach right now fuck