#that ending was so gooooooood

[saaltskies]

im normal im normal im normal im normal

#indigo disk spoilers #pokemon scarlet and violet the indigo disk #the indigo disk spoilers #ok should be covered up by the read more now sweet #just finished indigo disk yippeeeeeee i am so 🥺 #kieran my beloved #that ending was so gooooooood #bro 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #also the depths were sooooo prettyyyyyyyy aaaaaaa #i took so many pictures #that place was absolutely gorgeous #ok but blueberry academy terrariums music having all these references to unova #i caught a joltik and named him kettle #every game that has joltik i always catch one and name it kettle regardless of if i use it or not #named after my bw joltik #also got an espurr and named it autism #espurr just looks like the autism creature its so silly #those are the important lil guys i caught #also i loved chargestone cavern sm yessssss its so pretty and looks just like chargestone cave i am very happie #yfdfudghdg i love gen 5 very much #it was hilarious when carmine called drayton a toothpaste-haired bozo #SO TRUE GIRLIE TY FOR SAYING IT #oh also! i caught my first shiny! ive been playing this game for over a year and aside from my main file ive done two other playthroughs on #my alt and yet i havent encountered a single shiny #but i finally got one!! yay!! #i was wandering over to some venonat and was like wait a ding dang second #are those blue eyes?? OMG #so yay! creature! #ok but i wonder how many shinies ive just walked past and had no idea #gamefreak removing the sparkle sound effect was the worst idea ever

[spaciebabie]

getting up walking around stimming and squealing cuz im outlining my favorite part of two rn!!!!!!!!!!!

#GOOOOOOOOD I LOVE THIS PARTTTT #spacie spoinks #two talk #STARTS DANCING THINKING ABOUT THE WORST THINGS HAPPENING 2 MY OCS #OHH BUT THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #SO MUCH. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. #IM AT THE BULK OF THE JUICY STUFF #what sucks tho is that after the part after this is the ending and i dunno howta handle it #i still dont know how i want the story ta end #well...its time for me 2 figure it out ig???

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Actually iDKHOW is the most important thing ever 🫶 Hope this helps

#dru speaks #THAT BAND MEANS SO MUCH TO ME YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA- #JTSJDXHGILLIHESGTJYCKUVYS #THEY'RE JUST- SO INCREDIBLE #THEY'VE NEVER RELEASED A BAD SONG AND EVERY SONG I WASN'T TOO FOND OF ORIGINALLY ENDS UP FINDING A PLACE IN MY HEART ANYWAY #(NEW INVENTION (FISCH LOOPS REMIX) IS ON THIN ICE BUT IT'S STILL COOL 👍) #THEY'RE SO TALENTEDDDDDD AT EVERYTHINGGGGG #THE SONGWRITING. THE VOCALS. THE BASS. THE DRUMS. IT'S ALL JUST SO GOOOOOOOOD 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 #ALSO SHOUTOUT TO DALLON'S VOICE SPECIFICALLY!!!!!!! HE'S GOT SUCH AN INCREDIBLE VOICE AAAAAAAAAA HE'S SO TALENTED 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #AND I'VE MADE SO MANY FRIENDS IN THE IDKHOW FANDOM!!!!!!! MOST OF MY BEST FRIENDS AT THE MOMENT ARE PEOPLE I MET BECAUSE THEY LIKE IDKHOW #THIS IS THE FIRST BAND I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN INVOLVED IN THE FANDOM OF. FOR MOST OF THE BANDS I LISTEN TO I DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF THE #MEMBERS AND I HAVEN'T HEARD ANY OF THEIR ALBUMS ALL THE WAY THROUGH. BUT THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT DECIDING TO LISTEN TO ALL OF #IDKHOW'S MUSIC THAT JUST FLIPPED A SWITCH IN MY BRAIN #THIS IS AN ALL NEW KIND OF FANDOM FOR ME AND THE RECEPTION I'VE GOTTEN IS *AMAZING* :) TO MY TUMBLR IDKHOW FRIENDS I'M SO SO GLAD I KNOW #YOU GUYS 😊🫶 #SO YEAH IDKHOW IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER I WILL NOT TAKE CRITICISM ON THIS /hj /lh #idkhow

[eggmeralda]

listening to my february-june 2022 playlist which led to ⬇️

#oh my god it was sooooo gooooooood #what do you mean there were 12 months. no there weren't. 2022 ended in mid august. perfect year with no bad months at all #anyway i'm thinking about the 2022 that exists in my mind (january-mid august) it was so good #i listened to. so many albums. and got introduced to so much music #specifically down the route of electronic stuff like eurodance and techno and happy hardcore and that #and also down the route of i guess more atmospheric stuff? like shoegaze and dream pop and droney noisy stuff #and then there was. The Hyperfixation. call me bitter bc i was experiencing extreme truffula flu brainrot aHAHAH- *is shot* #one of the hyperfixations of all time. it was so intense it gave me agoraphobia #okay i had agoraphobia anyway but my camp entre obsession did contribute to it a bit #bc it released so many chemicals in my brain it would just give me anxiety #okay but the actual agoraphobia was so weird like what was going on there #i was so scared of eating food that might annihilate my digestive system i just wouldn't eat. and wouldn't leave the house #i mean i did leave the house but only if i had to and i DID NOT enjoy it and i would start zoning out if i was out for too long #and i did eat but it was limited to like. porridge and bread and for some reason sushi. like they were the only foods i didn't fear #what was wrong with me #then i got over it by the summer. like the slight fear comes back sometimes for a few weeks but it'll never be as bad as it was then #my god the summer though. unreal time #july we have such a complicated history but you did a great job in 2022 #the swag archive..........the career awakening...........(don't tell my 22yo self trying to apply for archiving jobs is the absolute worst) #(let her have her dream) #omg speaking of the dream. and also swag. the night i found out swag was asexual. wtf. great night #i guess it was a mixture of always being in search of a canonically asexual character that i was interested in since i was 18 #like there was todd chavez but i wasn't like Obsessed with him or anything. and i can't think of any other character i knew #and then i find out just as I'm going to bed that the character that has been absolutely obliterating my soul for the past 6 months #is canonically asexual?? so then i didn't sleep for another 2 hours #unreal night #I'm running out of tags but anyway i love you first 8.5 months of 2022 i love you 2nd year of uni i love you camp entre truffula flu #i love you every album i listened to then i love you job i had at that sweet shop i even love you agoraphobia no i don't you were awful #but you were part of the vibe. anyway 2022 jan-aug my beloved #ramble

[lakemichigans]

i never really cared about destiel while watching supernatural on my own because it really doesn’t interest me and i thought dean had more compelling romantic chemistry with other characters like cassie, benny, lisa, etc. but when i got back into spn tumblr i guess the constant proximity to destiel has changed me and i get it now. but only the made up version of destiel you guys have collectively & lovingly hallucinated

#the thing is i love early seasons castiel but he (and all the angels) get soooo watered down after season 5 or 6 #to me cas will always be the 'I REBELLED FOR THIS?????' kinda guy. not the guy working at a 7/11 and babysitting for a girl he liked #it got so weird. and only got weirder after that #and i hate how whenever they couldn't figure out what to do with cas' story they would just send him back to heaven #or off on his own little mission #or they'd kill him to be temporarily rid of him #i just feel like no matter how long castiel was in the main cast he never really felt like part of the main cast #because he had a very clear purpose in seasons 4 & 5 and that's where his story was meant to end. along with everyone else's #and it would've been so gooooooood ugh!!! #how is it that every time i talk about supernatural i end up saying 'it should've ended at season 5.' #what was i even talking about before sjkfjskdjsdj

[bassforte]

Ya know whenever I go on the Megaman tag, I always see the Proto Man love and can I just say that as someone playing Mega Man 9 as Proto Man I am feeling none of that love right now.

#im not actually trying to be mean about Proto Man im just in pain #like look guys i love him but the fact that his emo ass wON’T GO TO THE SHOP AND WILL TAKE 2x DAMAGE #i have been stuck in an endless loop of the final boss #i have 0 lives and only 1 E Tank and 1 M tank #victory is so close to my grasp #please end my suffering oh my gooooooood #im convinced that part of the reason Bass became my fave is because i can actually play as him holy shit #bassforte ramblings

[owlyspirit]

because i just remebered but I've been listening to a lot CR vods again during project work and man it's so funny going from one Campaign to the other because with C2 I always forget how horny they all are, even more so than the others

To be fair nothing will be as funny and horny as EXU but you know spin off

If you like Critical Role please watch the vods for Exandria Unlimited, those fuckers are so fucking funny, Matt really went "I'm finally a player so I'm playing the stupidest character because I will NOT explain anything" and Aimee, oh Aimee <3 I love new players because they are always SO CREATIVE and aimee just... the whole Aimee and Arthur bit really made me love her

Plus Aimee calling Orym Nancy as Opal and acting like he is her toddler and somehow getting a nat20 on the roll even though he is a grown man (even if he is a hafling) and people around rlly went "yes that is a 4 year old child called nancy with totally not weapons on his back"

Just god, EXU is so good

#sorry for the ramble just please please watch exu #its like 4 episodes #its so fucking good #plus aimee is there and since she is a new player a lot will be explained for her aka this series is kinda nice for ppl who are new to dnd #aabriya is so gooooooood #i love how when characters roll smth to see if they notice smth or so on she responds so casually as if she is actually their thought atm #i dunno i love that #plus her making tourist attractions in matts world is the best #CR #EXU #i did not mean to go on this rant im so sorry #just #fuck man #dnd is so great #you can have the funniest moments and then a moment later its the most heartwrenching thing #a moment like that i have to think of exu calamity with sams new speech to warn the ppl #so heartwrenching and then a joke at the end but also its still heartwrenching #acting like its a normal new thingy where he needs to talk abt his sponsor even though he just reported abt the fucking apocalypse #like FUCK #i love dnd SO MUCH

[gottalovecatss]

I finished Stray and IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

#stray #it was soooooo gooooooood #i gotta play it again to get 100% but FUCK than ending its SO GOOD

[primal-savagery]

Ascended Astarion fans! As much as I love it I can't justify using it for Spawn, but does God & Satan by Biffy Clyro do anything for some of you?

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #it's so gooooooood but it just doesn't fit my own ending for him but U G H #Spotify

[kyros-tha-soldier]

chapter 1103 SPOILERS

I've gotten a bit lazy lately, I'm basically burnt out to the BONE from work so sorry for not bringing the previous leaks earlier:

we've got big news for my beloved bonbon and her bear papa:

The chapter's title is "I'm sorry, daddy" (GOOOOOOOOD WHY!) And we have a beautiful color spread of the straw hats and our beloved wano warrior YAMATO, they're all riding momo in his dragon form (😏) since it's the year of the dragon

We start where we finished in the mini flashback, where bonney is standing in the memory bubble room, she turns back to her original child form and apologizes to vegapunk since she used to think HE was the one behind her dad's death

Vegapunk understands and gives her something Kuma was planning on handing her on her 10th birthday, it's a sun necklace made of sapphire

UAAAAAAAGHHHH NOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU SATURN!! HOW DARE YOU KILL SOMEONE AS SWEET AS KUMA

Speak of the devil (literally!) We go back to the present time confrontation between saturn, the remaining vegapunks, the cp0 and the rest. Bonney uses her attack "Nika-ish future" to attack saturn but she fails. NOW THIS IS WHERE IT'S ABOUT TO GET ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!

Saturn thinks to himself that this form of Bonney's Nika is much more different than the Nika God since she can only replicate the rubber power

This mf Saturn has his power over everybody that they can't budge a single inch, suddenly he notices that Luffy is eating some food from the floor (somebody must've snuck it at the beginning of the confrontation or smtn) of course Saturn is like "how fucking dare you eat while I'm in the middle of my epic fit of rage" and orders someone to chain him with kairoseki (what a vibe killer)

Like oooooooh calm down big man he's not gonna bite you ffs

It's revealed that thw Toshi Toshi no mi power was given to bonney by saturn, now underline the word "POWER" because this is where it's about to get REALLY messed up

Saturn has been experimenting on people to extract devil fruit powers and then give them to other people. And of course, as fucked up as it sounds, Saturn gave the disease to Ginny (probably while she was pregnant) and the poor woman ended up developing the rare sapphire scale disease

i swear on god, if Saturn's bitchass doesn't get absolutely wrecked then I'm dropping OP, do NOT DISAPPOINT ME ODA I AM SERIOUS!

also is it just me, or is this aj attempt from Oda to clarify that the sapphire scale disease is a sideffect and not an STD? Because I've ssen A LOT of fans speculating about that and i have NEVER EVER in my life thought I'd see the day where I'll hear the words STD and ONE PIECE in one sentence until this very arc!

anyways, Saturn's stupid-ass gave the toshi toshi effect to ginny and somehow she passed it to bonney during her pregnancy, this comes as a surprise to him since this has never happened

According to Saturn, the more bonney starts to learn about Nika's true form and tries to copy it, the weaker she becomes. bonney is seen crying in despair and fear, she apologizes to her father about how despite how far he went to ensure she'd make it out alive, she will end up dead anyways

NO BONBON DON'T CRY PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PAPA WOULD ALWAYS PROTECT YOU!!!

Speaking of her papi, Kuma crashes right into egghead and gets attacked by some marine soldiers who were shooting at him with grenade launchers (taht's hardcore as fuck, I AM DROPPING THE PANELS NOW just so you can see how cold Kuma looks!)

he gets injured once again in his head but is able to reach Saturn just in time (who had thrown bonney to the ground and was about to squash her with his spider legs) just for Kuma to come and shield her with his body, and have the long nail at the end of Saturn's leg punture his back and chest

Kuma grabs him by the leg and turs around, readying a punch as his face grimaces in rage, and saturn looks at him in absolute shock

and now, DRUM ROLL FOR THE LEAAAAAAAAAKS

oh boy, we eating GOOD tonight!

#kuma #bartholomew kuma #jewelry #jewelry bonney #my sweet bonbon and her teddie bear papa #one piece #one piece manga #one piece spoilers #one piece 1103 #ONE PIECE SPOILERS #SPOILER WARNING #monkey d luffy #sanji vinsmoke #jaygarcia saturn #KUMA GET HIS ASS!

[skyguy-skywalker]

TBB S3 EP13 “INTO THE BREACH” THOUGHTS & FEELINGS!! (spoilers below :))

• okay Omega just totally jumping into it and hatching a plan to not only escape by herself but the break all of the little force-sensitive kids out too was so badass, she takes after her brothers so much 😭😭😭

• I think Emerie is definitely working up to trying to get Omega and the kids out of Tantiss. Maybe we will see her finally break from the Empire next episode

• ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! RETURN OF THE KING THE WAY I HOLLERED WHEN HE SHOWED UP 😂😭 like finally our boy is back 😮‍💨

• the blacked out armor scene was so gooooooood. The music, the lighting, Hunter looking for a long moment at his helmet. That whole scene was 👨‍🍳💋

• All of Echo’s one liners were so good omg like he really showed up and served sass

• Crosshair shoving Rampart around was so fucking funny. Like he really hates him and isn’t afraid to show it lmaoooo

• the boys are really not holding anything back and I love to see it. they really will stop at nothing and go to any and all measures to get Omega back. If they don’t get reunited ALL TOGETHER I’m going to go insane. I fr can’t handle any more heartbreak from my copy paste pixel men.

• Wrecker just straight up vibing on his data pad with his feet up was so freaking cute. And when he had that imperial officer’s hat on his head omg 😭😂 He really doesn’t get enough love guys. Where the Wrecker girlies at fr.

• Echo was so badass this episode I will not shut about this for the rest of the week

• the last few minutes had me on the edge of my seat omg. AND THE UNWAVERING TRUST THAT THE BOYS HAD IN ECHO WAS SO AHHHHHH like they all fucking knew he was going to pull through for them. Literally that whole sequence was so nerve wracking and Hunter’s resolve when he said “Negative” I—

•No CX-2 this episode 🫠 are they really just going to leave Tech’s story so unfinished like that? I can’t deal with that if that’s how the show ends guys.

• Next episode is probably going to be so high stakes and fast paced like I will be screaming crying and throwing up, especially if something happens to any of the boys or Omega at this point.

•lastly

#the bad batch #star wars #tbb spoilers #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb #the bad batch spoilers

[dairy-farmer]

Bruce jerked against him, the head slick, dragging on his hole. “Just the tip baby” he crooned, pressing forward.

Tim dug his heels into Bruce’s lower back harder, trying to get him even closer. Tim knew better to believe him, after all, it was never just the tip.

The third time that night Tim had cum, he whined when Bruce continued to fuck brutally into him “No more Daddy”. Bruce had cum so much it was leaking out of him with each thrust, Tim’s thighs were so wet.

“Shh,” Bruce said, his voice dark. “Just a little more.”

After coming that last time, everything had gotten hazy, but while Tim dozed on and off he remembered Bruce against him for a long time, eyes intent on his face. With each thrust the sound was slick in the silent bedroom, large hands holding Tim’s wrists tight to the bed.

……

And that’s all I’ve got! It’s alittle (a lot) choppy

the 'just the tip' trope is so gooooooood😩😩😩😩😩 because it's never just the tip!!!!!!!!!!! and tim!!!! knowing better than to believe bruce because bruce will always work more and more of his cock into tim's little hole while grunting for him to stay still that bruce can get off with just tim's sweet baby cunt hugging the tip of his cock. maybe it's to convince himself because he's sure not convincing tim whose poor cunt is always sore and achey in the morning.

bruce says he's just going put the tip in because tim is too young for grown up sex and that tim is too young to be doing these sorts of things anyway and that's why it's just the tip. but somehow, magically, half of bruce's cock ends up counting as just "the tip" even though the tip is battering at the wall of his cervix. but tim doesn't pout about it. he likes it! he gets toe-curling cums!! and he likes to watch the spot where bruce's cock is inside him thrusting in and out of him, tim's little pussy coating more and more of his cock in sticky, clear wetness.

the worst part, however, is that tim's daddy is a liar. he lies about just using the tip and he lies about cumming. tim can feel bruce's balls tighten up against his pussy where they're wetly smacking as his daddy fucks him. he can feel his daddy shooting off his cum inside of tim and making thick, wet fucking sounds as he continues to grind his cock into tim's pussy. but he never stops!!!! he keeps going!!!! until he's cumming again and filling tim up ever more!!!! tim begs him to slow down, to stop especially once tim has 'ah ah ahed' and cum really hard because tim's pussy feels so big and sore after he's cum!!! but bruce never stops!!! he keeps going and fucking tim with his whole cock!!! even when tim says that he's already cum, that tim can feel his cum in him and daddy has already cum!!!! bruce will just shake his head and say that no he hasn't that, he'll say that tim is just really wet for his daddy and what a good boy he is- that his messy baby cunt is so wet and hungry for daddy, maybe one day daddy will be able to fuck him with his whole cock so tim knows what real sex feels like.

tim will be sobbing, weakly kicking his legs and shaking his head 'no' while his daddy pins down his arms and keep fucking him through all his squirming.

tim's womb feels like it's the size of a balloon it's so full. the place between tim's legs is so sore. and tim's thighs are so slick and wet he looks like he's peed himself.

tim's voice is hoarse as he begs "no more! daddy please no more! no more! no more!"

but tim's cries just make his daddy fuck his pussy even harder, even deeper. he's not even trying to talk about it just being 'the tip' anymore. he's fucking tim so hard a loud smacking sound fills the room at every thrust and tim is jostled further and further up the bed while daddy's eyes close, his brows furrowing as a snarl creeps across his face and he continues fucking with every bit of effort he can until veins are popping out of the side of his neck.

"almost, almost, almost" he'll whisper and grunt lowly. "daddy's almost finished baby just a little more, okay sweetie? just a little more and daddy's going to cum so good so shush okay, daddy's so close- he's so close he's going to cum so deep in you-"

and he will. it's like the talking will push him to the brink faster as he grunts out a final 'gnnnck' sound before half collapsing on tim, his entire body strung tight and tense as boiling hot cum sears tim's insides. the only sounds in the room are bruce's panting and tim's sniffles from being so exhausted from fucking.

tim is all loose-limbed, weak, and sleepy by the time his daddy is pulling out- well not really. even when daddy says he's done he's not really done.

bruce will pull out until just the tip is inside and then slowly sink back in. with how stretched out tim's hole is from hours of fucking it's an easy slide. the motion forces globs of thick, heavy cum out of tim's reddened pussy and lets it drip down to the sheets below.

it's not really fucking because bruce isn't doing it to get off he's just...idly thrusting. playing with tim's pussy and his softening dick mostly. either way he never releases his grip from tim's wrists and up until tim dozes off- his daddy is still fucking him with more than just the tip.

#answered asks #asks #anonymous #brutim

[purecalcium66]

bioshock is sooooo gooooooood

so i finished the game two days ago and i'm still crying over the ending oh my god (i got the good ending, of course, im not a monster) (but i'm a pussy so i managed to save only like 6 Sisters cuz i was terrified of fighting Big Daddies)

i'm still so mad that the stupid bald fuck did not shake my hand i was looking forward to it since the beginning

stupid bald man (affectionately)

#bioshock #andrew ryan #atlas #bioshock 1 #frank fontaine #sander cohen #jack wynand #jack bioshock #jack ryan #i cannot stop thinking about this game aaaahhh #now onto bioshock 2 and infinite #calcite art

[inevitably-ineffable-husbands]

OHHH, did you see the way Crowley talked to Gabriel? Honestly gives the scene Michael Sheen played so much more depth. I forget it was him playing Crowley who's just pretending to be the ever-kind Azzi, but actually FUMING. Hell yeah, you TELL HIM.

Also The Kiss (tm) and Azzi's pained gasp afterwards? How he still touched Crowley's back?? Do you think his (Azzi's) love language is words of affirmation or touch by the way? I saw you mentioning Crowley's in another post. Because after this series I'm CONFLICTED.

PS Your blog and metas are a DELIGHT in these turbulent times.

Hey Nonny!!

Ahhh, thank you so much for your kind words! I am so happy you enjoy my posts!! <3

OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD I loved the confrontation scene with Crowley and Gabriel. Michael Sheen is SO amazing as an actor! Like, that scene makes S1E6's ending SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL, because now we know how traumatized that Gabriel's threat made Crowley. He's SO PROTECTIVE of Azzie it's RIDICULOUS. And sadly it's to the point where I feel like Crowley is TOO SCARED to let Aziraphale know of anything bad happening, because Azzie is "too pure-hearted" and Crowley wants to always keep him in a bubble of protection. I think THAT got spurned on by Aziraphale's reaction the first time he thought he was going to Fall. Azzie was genuinely trying so hard not to cry. I think it was THAT moment that Crowley chose to never let "bad things" into Aziraphale's world (and when I think he started his "showing up for all Azzie's rescues") because Aziraphale is "too pure-hearted" for bad things to happen to him, so Crowley keeps him in a bubble where Azzie is safe, and happy, and things the best of everyone.

"I think I understand a whole lot better than you do," Crowley says about the job in Heaven, and it's TRUE, because Crowley has always kept Aziraphale sheltered from The Not Good Stuff.

Unfortunately, Crowley's overprotectiveness finally came to bite him, because Azzie's naïvety about Heaven is what will get him into a trouble even Crowley can't save him from...

Or so it looks like it...

As for The Kiss, OMG. Nonny. YES, I actually mention in this post here what I think Azzie's love languages are: quality time, initially, but that, over the years they've known each other has morphed also into physical touch. AND now that you mention it, yes, words of affirmation as well! And while he generally does display all the love languages with everyone (he is a being made of love, after all), he's MORE blatant about it with Crowley, specifically with those three. I feel like, by the end of S3, both of them will display all five of them to each other, without hesitation.

As I said before, Crowley's is more pronounced BECAUSE he's very devoted to giving Azzie anything he wants without hesitation. Azzie's love languages are more subtle, but VERY VERY noticeable if you know which ones to look for.

GOD I love them so much, I want to eat my clown shoes, LOL.

#steph replies #chatting with nonnies #good omens #good omens s2 #spoilers #love languages #confrontation with gabriel #jealous crowley #protective crowley #crowley loves aziraphale #acts of service #the kiss #my meta #go meta

[hotluncheddie]

mmmphhh just…

steve using eddie’s body as a stress ball. when the two are lounging around the house, steve usually has at least one hand pawing at eddie’s tummy, thighs, chest, you name it. he likes to jiggle the new layer of fat and sink his fingers in, it just feels so nice to be close to eddie and feel just how cared for his boyfriend is. it’s not sexual (even though it definitely ends that way sometimes) so sometimes the two forgetting just how intimate the act is. steve constantly has to stop himself from reaching under eddie’s arms and squeezing eddie’s perky tits whenever the grocery store is stressful or grabbing a handful of eddie’s ass (usually dangerously close to his taint) when he feels drowsy towards the end of the annual educator celebration (steve works at a school in my brain).

one day, it’s particularly bad at work. the kids mouthed off, the other staff forgot to mention an important (and long) afterschool training, and he left his lunch on the counter. by the time steve gets home, he just wants to relax in his bed with eddie and make out before going to bed at 8:30. when he turns the lock on their house, eddie rushes to greet him (not unusual), and before even taking off his coat steve gets a huge handful of eddie’s ass and starts kissing his neck between complaining about his day. he knows something is wrong when eddie pushes him off quickly, and that’s when he notices that joyce and hopper are seated at their coffee table with cups of tea, staring at the two men.

shit. steve had totally forgotten that eddie had invited them over to talk about the kitchen remodel. both couples are furiously red and hopper coughs before greeting steve (who might just sink into the floor), but after steve takes off his shoes and grabs a cup of tea (furiously texting eddie from the kitchen while he does so), the conversation continues mostly normally with just a hint of awkwardness.

the older two finally leave after a painstaking conversation about different oven models, and as soon as the door swings shut, steve has eddie pinned to the wall. he bites eddie’s soft jawline and growls his frustration, while eddie guides his hands to pull down his boxers. when it’s discovered that eddie was secretly plugged and ready the whole time joyce and hopper were there, ready for steve’s inevitable grabbiness, eddie spends the evening getting folded in half, fat jiggling and rippling as steve fucks him so hard he forgets his name.

SHORT BECAUSE I HAVE A COMMITMENT BUT UGHHH -🦂

🦂 !!!!! U ARE SEND ME THIS AND CALL IT SHORT?? NAY!! ITS WONDERFUL AND SO SO JUICY!!!

its all sooooo cute though. eddie steve’s lovely chubby stress ball

steve coming home like: :( tits pls? 👉👈

and eddie says: of course! a belly too for u my love

steve: :)

*the ending with the plug 👹😈🥴 so gooooooood but i went a little soft with them hehe hope u like…

but they are just such a cute like touchy couple and it’s all so mindless at this point but they just always want to be touching eachother in some way if they can.

it being a stress reduction this for steve tho, there’s something so cute about that, so lovely and innocent. like eddie is really steve’s biggest comfort and support. just there as his safe space and his person, to notice how he feels and draw it out of him and let him seek comfort. until he doesn’t have to draw it out at all, steve’s just comfortably enough to let it out, ask for what he needs and take it, because eddie has made it clear that it’s okay.

like maybe steve sometimes has to kinda drop into sub space but it’s not always in a sexual way. it’s just the need to intimacy and care and turning his brain off for a while when he needs it and feels safe. so like after that really long week steve was dying to get home to eddie, to his safe space, and could feel that he needed to drop, needed that extra. so hopper and joyce being there kinda sends him spiralling, he forgot and he’s off kilter and it’s hard to get through the conversation. eddie really taking over and helping to organise - not really making decisions but mapping it out so they could talk again when steve was more there. they leave after about an hour, understanding steve is tired, caring and telling him that he should rest. not annoyed but a little part of steve wonders if they are, if they were offended seeing him squeeze eddie like he did then barely able to follow the conversation. but he also knows he needs it, and he was on his best behaviour the rest of the time they were there, only daring to hold eddie’s hand for a stretch.

and then eddie’s coming back from waving them away, hands on steve’s shoulders in the kitchen, manouvering steve back to how he was when he first came in. hands back on eddie’s ass, face back in his neck. prompting steve to take what he needs, to settle finally. whispering in his ear about how good it feels to be in his arms, how he missed him today, how he’s so good and they’ll sort the remodelling and itll be so lovely, ‘but let’s not think about that tonight hm? let’s make you something to eat and get some sleep yeah?’ and steve is so do relieved, he melts into eddie. reassured and able to finally let go.

and that leaves them on the couch, steve’s head on eddie’s thigh, curled up under a blanket, feeling eddie’s soft pyjama pants against his cheek. face tucked up agains eddie’s belly, mouthing at it or rubbing his forehead against it. eddie had tucked his t-shirt up for him so steve could get lost in the skin on skin, feeling how warm eddie’s is, loving how his belly sits in his lap and steve can sink so far into it he can’t breathe, if he wanted. he leaves absent kisses every so often, breathing deep and listening to the sound of eddie finishing his third helping of dinner. sinking further into the comfort and warmth, mind foggy and syrupy and just repeating to himself that he’s eddie’s and he’s safe and he’s a good boy.

eddie’s running his fingers absently through steve’s hair, engrossed in the movie he put on. steve grunts and rolls up to go to the bathroom, keeping the blanket tucked around himself so it’s less painful to be away from eddie. he heads back but stops at the kitchen to get water. he gets eddie the cookies joyce brought over with her, knowing eddie likes something sweet in the evening. steve hands the cookies over feeling a little shy, but eddie smiles at him; ‘sweet boy, thank you baby.’ and steve tingles all over at the praise, eyes going glassy and he tucks himself up even closer into eddie, sleepy and happy and so so in love.

#🦂 anon #this became very steve centric #i also almost added cock warming #but maybe i’ll just take this idea and write a little fic instead #jsut something about subby steve hiding in a belly #that’s so so personal to me #<3 #hotlunch #steddie #chubby eddie munson #steddie wg #hope u like and ty ty ty ty for this!!!! #ask #drabbles

[jojo-schmo]

Hello! I just discovered your roleswap comic and I'm eating it up, it's so gooooooood. I don't really ship MetaDede personally, but good gods the way you write them bickering and bantering and the near sync when shit gets serious makes me wanna scream in excitement ekdvsiehrhr

AND PRIMAL BANDANA DEE THO

Absolutely my favorite part of the swap. It just makes me crave for an actual Bandana Dee boss fight that actually does him justice. (also the Prince of Dreams/Beasts title itches something in my heart really well)

I'm not sure if it was intentional or if you even know who I'm talking about, but giving Bandana Dee a Scythe at some point (plus some wind abilities) really reminds me of General Gong the Hawkeye from Patapon, what with the whole high-ranking, scythe wielding, wind-adjacent thing. Probably just a coincidence tho, but I personally love it!

Hope to see the next update! :D

(P.S. while I was reading the comic, some of the links are broken or straight up missing. I'm reading from the Tumblr app so it's a bit of a hassle. Just thought I'd let u know :D)

Hello there!! Oh my goodness, what a wonderful ask, thank you so much for telling me all of this! As a person who thrives on Words of Affirmation, these types of comments mean absolutely everything to me. <3

If I may go on a tangent about the shipping thing because I'm glad you brought that up. It's a huge complement to hear you say that because-

The Roleswap comic is not a story about romance. But it is about love.

While I am a personal lover of metadede and it fueled my initial creation of this story, I want to take the Roleswap AU in a different direction from a story that's focuses on a ship where "the main characters act the way they do because they are in love or a couple." A "partnership" like theirs can possibly be interpreted as a build up to a romance. But it doesn't have to be! So there's no blatantly romantic interactions anywhere in this story like what may be found in my non-Roleswap, specifically metadede labeled content (Like kisses, confessions of love, etc.).

Dedede and Meta do love each other, like the other protagonists of Kirby love each other. Kirby, Bandana Dee, all the other Waddle Dees, the Meta-Knights, and the friends they've made over the years. The love between many of them has developed over the entire series! They've all come a long way from fighting each other to trusting one another and even having fun together!

I see the love between the Kirby protagonists as one where they care about and want the best for each other. They may not always understand the other's thoughts and motivations. But they respect them and learn to complement each other's differences. They protect each other in battle. They grow together and learn to bring out the best in each other.

So how could two very different and powerful authority figures like Dedede and Meta come together to save their friends and family, and navigate a huge world and an unknown conflict together? That's the main question I want to present in this story.

Whatever the interpretation of the King and Knight's relationship a reader may have, I'm most happy about the fact that this comic has readers!!!

Anyway!! Back to your ask! :D

Primal Bandana Dee means a lot to me too! The only reason this comic exists is because I also wanted a cool boss fight for him, and I had just finished playing Forgotten Land for the first time. It all just branched out from there. I wish I could just spill everything I have planned for him, but alas! I have a story with a set order to tell! I will say that if anyone is worried about not seeing him until the Winter Horns area, that he will make appearances before that. Just stay tuned!

And hey. This is an AU of an existing story. We know how the canon ending went already. To keep things interesting I have to include some surprises in my version down the line somewhere, right? ;)

I also haven't heard of Patapon so the resemblance between General Gong and Bandee is a coincidence! I did look it up and General Gong looks cool!! I respect scythe wielders, haha. Thanks for telling me! If this is a game I have the ability to play it could be fun to check it out!

New Roleswap update is coming soon! I feel bad that it's been about a month and I left it on a bit of a cliffhanger. But my personal and work life is slowing down enough for me to make more progress on the next pages! Our heroes will get out of the underground tunnel soon! :O

Maybe I can offer this behind-the-scenes peek of Dedede's internal monologue in the dark tunnel as a thank you for the patience?

Finally, big thanks for letting me know about the broken links! I'll sit down on my computer soon and clean up all the links. I sometimes post on mobile and sometimes on web so maybe that messed some things up.

But if anyone needs a non-tumblr reading experience, I've also hosted the story on Comic Fury for a simpler navigation! Link is in the pinned masterpost on this blog, but also here: https://forgottenlandroleswap.the-comic.org/

Thanks for reading this director's commentary! Toodle-oo!

#roleswap ask #forgotten land roleswap #king dedede #meta knight #metadede related content #kirby and the forgotten land