”you’re pretty”
boring, tired, we’ve seen it before.
this, however…
new, spicy, interesting, poetic even.
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patting myself on the back for enforcing the most basic of boundaries with my mother by refusing to talk to her until tomorrow after she tried to insist on calling me for the fourth time today in as many hours because i'm sick and she wants to "check up" on me. this is why i don't talk to you unless i have to!!! because you'll use any excuse to be up in my business every 5 minutes and make me feel like you think i'm 2 years old and incapable of taking care of myself!!!
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*in Sumeru*
Dottore: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Scaramouche: Those are wanted posters.
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Here's an actual pro tip: you generally do not want your posts to get popular on here. It's a nightmare. I know on other sites it's cool when people send you viral. Interaction there is good. It can bring you money or influence or maybe even a meaningless checkmark.
We don't do that here.
Here, virality is a curse.
You can make a perfect post that you spent hours creating. People will see it and ignore it. Then they'll dig through the unwashed dishes in your sink and blow up your half coherent ramble from three am when you were hopped up on flu meds and sleep deprivation. You'll think it's funny at first. It is. It's a garbage post, why did twenty people want it on their blog. Then the notes start to grow, and with it, your unease. Then it starts to spread. Now people are mad you didn't add context to your inebriated rambling. Now they are telling you your language is offensive. Now they're writing screeds against you. You try to explain yourself, but the the stone has been dropped and the avalanche has begun to flow. Oh yes, you can try to get ahead of it, but you'll just be swept into the destruction. You can delete the post, but that won't remove it from the reblogs, or the threads they spawned. Deleting will be taken as concession that your detractors are right. You can delete your account, but that isn't enough. The corpse of your post will be dragged through the streets by a cheering crowd. You can wish it would stop, but it won't. It has a life of its own now, and even if it settles, quieting down to a merciful calm after a few weeks or months of making you suffer, that isn't the end. Oh no, nothing here ever truly dies, and there is no way to claw back what you have come to regret.
Don't wish for for fame in this place, no good will come of it.
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god i was going thru some vyous to find the murder on the dancefloor one
"i just went into law cuz it seemed like the most cleverest one to do :3" DAN WASNT JOKING HE REALLY IS THAT STUPID
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no y’all don’t get it, the reason Jenna doesn’t connect the dots and figures out that Leverage is secretly being her guardian angels is that the dots connect to make an absolutely ridiculous picture!
Like! She’s very smart and very willing to throw herself into risky situations to do what she thinks is right and I love her, but no matter how clever you are “a bunch of super thieves/vigilantes are also trying to take this guy down and are now secretly helping me by making a bunch of random but not that incredibly unlikely shit happen” is just. like. c’mon. if you say you’d figure that out while in a ridiculously stressful situation in which you constantly put yourself at risk of worst case getting raped and best case losing your job and possibly getting sued, you’re lying.
Yeah the team’s cons are obvious to us! bc we know them! but normal ppl don’t connect “venue shut down bc food poisoning” and “randomly found a singer at a completely different venue” and “there was a fire alarm” bc all those things can in fact happen, for them all to happen in quick succession is random and lucky but it’s not “omg someone is spying on me and??? giving me?????? things i need?”
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I was gonna wait and hype it up a bit more but you know what, the thing is done, let's just fucking do it. Behold, chapter 1 of the thing. New updates will be posted weekly on Saturdays until complete
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