#that's a big problem I have

[captain-crowfish]

They say to never trust how you feel about your life after 9PM but it's always before 9PM somewhere. Anyway I think I might be a therian

#don't take this post 100% seriously I've been sick and #crying my eyes out to “no more birthdays” associating the song with trying to relive a childhood that isn't mine (childhood trauuuumaaaaaa) #that's a big problem I have #deep down I always think someday I'm gonna wake up and I will have been born a few years earlier- #so I can be an “appropriate” age to experience all my favorite media as it releases and interact accordingly #i always think- if that were the case I could have avoided my traumatic years and grown up much happier #don't get me wrong- I'm happy right now- you'd be hard pressed to find me on a day I'm not #but there's some existentialism that comes with wanting to magically wake up a different age- in the past- in a different life #I want to have lived any life but mine #and I just keep waiting for it to feel better again #it never does #crowfish crap #that therian part is definitely coinciding with autism and gender non conformity #when I picture myself I immediately picture my fursona- not a human who (at the moment) appears feminine #i hardly know anything about the subculture itself however #blathering #its true btw don't trust how you feel about your life at night time

[nerdpoe]

When Danny decides to reincarnate, centuries after his adventures, he chooses a random Dimension of Heroes and Villains.

He's expecting adventure! Heroics! A life worth bragging about in the Afterlife!

He wakes up in a tube, staring down at surprised teen heroes as they release him and another person.

Later, he finds out that he's a clone of Batman and Superman, and the other clone is of Superman and Lex Luthor.

He came into this world expecting adventures, not a weird custody battle about him and his brother (because that's what Conner is) between two A-List superheroes.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #story prompt #dc x dp #phanfic #superman wants nothing to do with both of them #batman wins custody no problem #bruce now give clark a deathglare if the super even mentions one of the boys #constant sniping between superman and batman #until it eventually degrades their relationship so much they can't work together #culminates in one big verbal fight after another attempted planetary invasion #that ends with batman just losing it and #in a very calm voice that's totally out of place from his earlier growling #“if i'd known my best friend was the type of man who would target a child for the sins of their parents i might have chosen to be alone.” #verbally slaps clark #and that's how clark agrees to go to therapy

[triona-tribblescore]

Anxiety

#this was supposed to be wayyyyy longer #but I have other things to do and needed to get the brain rot/ self projection out n o w lol #but ffs leo plz talk about yee ol' problems #gipping him in a big fist and shaking like a soda #silly guy #I also love this duo and need more content of them uvu #rottmnt #rottmnt comic #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt fanart #baja blast duo #baja blast #tribbleart #<3

[charlietheepicwriter7]

so, a while ago, there was a dcxdp prompt that was like "Danny Fenton gets hired by the Justice League and slowly realizes that he was hired to hunt down Danny Phantom with Justice League Dark, so he has to gaslight gatekeep girlboss his way out of it" (link in the replies if you find it bc i can't)

but what if this prompt was more chaotic?

like, dani learns whats happening and instead of trying to get her template out of this, she decides to make it worse.

the team discovers the daughter of Ghost King Phantom (and Dani should probably have a different name in ghost form, maybe a star name? Maybe she can shapeshift into her original age, so she looks five) is sabotaging their work. when they finally capture her, she immediately latches onto Danny.

Dani: Papa! Danny, immediately: I'm not your dad! Dani, eyes tearing up with devious glee: I don't care if you and Daddy got divorced. You're still my Papa and I still love you! Danny: what. Constantine: YOU WERE MARRIED TO THE BLOODY GHOST KING!?

#dani's goal here is to be as big a problem as possible #and prove that she's funnier than that damn clown in Gotham #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #danny fenton #danny phantom #dani phantom #i also wanna make this dead on main #and have secret halfa jason impersonate Ghost King Phantom #just to flirt with an increasingly flushed danny #but that's just my dead on main agenda pay it no mind #Danny: time to manipulate mansplain manwhore my way out of yet another blunder

[wasyago]

the kind of chemistry these two have is very entertaining

#again. relistening to the black sea arc and these two were so fun from the very beginning. i love their conversations and bickering hehehe #that's the problem i have with watching something in ongoing. i forget literally everything that happens in the previous episode #i need to take notes or something i don't know.... #because chip and igneous had a lot of fun moments that i totally forgot about and i was so confused when chip proposed to him #bc to me it felt 'out of nowhere'. they still do only know each other for 2 days so that point stands. but they're not complete strangers #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #jrwi igneous #jrwi flint and steel #my art #sketch #also igneous is👏big👏 #grizzly said he was around 6ft and in my mind it immediately translates to 'a lot bigger than 6ft'

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Introvert adoption

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #jiang cheng #(The actual name of this season 2 extra is 'First meeting with Wen Ning' but I ran out of space.) #I am obligated to try and wiggle in Wen Ning scenes whenever I can. Our baby boy needs his screentime to grow big and strong. #This whole scene is very good and does a lot to show us several important traits about wwx: #1) He has no hesitation to put his own face or life at risk to help someone (even if they have never met). #2) He does not care for what others say or think about him; he will do what he thinks is right. #And he is smart enough to think is is always right about his judgement. This will be a problem later. #I also think the silly energy in this scene is top notch. #Wen Ning is the wild chipmunk wwx managed to catch and wants to keep as a pet. #Jiang Cheng is gently easing this boy out of wwx's extrovert maw and saying 'put him back outside'. #Can you imagine being blindsided by the full force of wwx out of nowhere? Getting his support and then archery tips? #You're done. You've been caught in his snare and you aren't getting out.

[autoraton]

same as it never was.

#variant + wip under the cut! #back to the future #bttf #marty mcfly #fanart #my art #illustration #having big lone pines timeline feelings. can you tell #tfw when you're you but you're not You. #you're not the You they know and you're not the You they grew up with or raised and you're not the You who belongs here #tfw everything is better but nothing is right #but if you're the only one who knows any different #then is it really everything else that's the problem? #tfw you overwrite your entire reality but in doing so you created a world you don't and can never belong in #tfw you alone remember a childhood that never existed because you destroyed it #tfw you technically committed temporal genocide but your mom needs you to make space on the table for the turkey #as you can see i am normal about marty mcfly

[awientan]

they think everythin a fuckign game

#jamil gota lock in every second of his day #kalim at every moment azul in class and thes e two chumps in clubtime i would go insame too #truth be told i wasnt that much of a big fan of jamil but ive posted him 3 times already and im already brewin up a few new stuff for him #is thta a problem #i dont have anytying funny to say #i read elusive samurai its so goof pls give it. Achance #wrist waters on my neck #okay srs tags i thimk #twst #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst jamil #jamil viper #twst floyd #floyd leech #twst ace #ace trappola #eugheoeoeheioe #the three are my skrukly bugglies #anywho #my art

[labannori]

Family reunion in the public bathroom at the old folks home! Just vampire things!

#Struggles a lot with making them look alike.. #idk if any else also has that problem aaaa #big shout out for same face syndrome in this one! couldn’t have done it without it #anyway I luv them sooo #jrwi #jrwi fanart #my art #jrwi the suckening spoilers #jrwi the suckening #jrwi emizel #jrwi shilo #shilo bathory #emizel tucker

[ninjasmudge]

im just fucking with him your honour (read: trying to figure out how to draw him)

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #narinder #my art #i saw a serval and i was like thats how most of the fandom draws him actually #i wanted to try to find my fave way to draw him since im pretty inconsistent #i do like the maine coon tho and i like the fluff on the ear tips #one thing remains tho i like to give him Big Ears #also aym and baal for your troubles #cotl aym #cotl baal #I WANTED TO PUT HIM WITH A PAGE ON THE LAMB BUT. MYGOD. IT IS DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW THE LAMB #problem is i have TOO many design bits that i like for the lamb #and they dont look good if i combine them #and i change drawing style with the wind so it has to be something that works in multiple styles AND ITS DIFFICULT

[findafight]

Tbh S3 would have been interesting and better even if everything was the same except the secret base under Starcourt was American. Like scoops troop still picks up a Russian transmission and translate it, but they get down there, and it's Americans. The code was in Russian as another layer of description and to deflect responsibility. But it's still the American government fucking around with the Upside Down, capturing and torturing kids under a mall. Alexei is a Soviet defector working for the Americans. The big Terminator guy is just a silent American hitman. It's all still a government conspiracy.

#stranger things #st3 #I mean there are other problems I have with s3 but this would solve a big one. #finda’s rambles #stranger things meta

[snarkspawn]

they should be at the club

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche fanart #kenbig #ken kinnporsche #big kinnporsche #perth nakhun #nodt nutthasid #bl tag #userpharawee #I can't decide if I have overworked this or not #it looked alright halfway through and now I can't tell anymore #but eh I'll just throw it out there and make it everyone else's problem #also this is based off a screencap from some old b/w movie that I saw and immediately heard the mgs alert sound like !!!!! KENBIG

[sad-leon]

Something about a big leo hugging a little leo in the mindscape just hits different

this time flavored with @remedyturtles's Death Wish boys!

i care about them so much lakdjfalsdjflskd if i had the spoons, there would be a second animatic made already, but alas, school >:(

#sad•leonart #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rise leonardo #rise leo #rise future leonardo #rise future leo #god. im so normal about them #they mean everything to me #mindscapes and hugs #death wish fanart #death wish #little kid with a big death wish #i dont think i have a tag for them #considering i've only made an animatic and now this #akljdflakjdf #eepy time now #funfact while i write these tags it is midnight and i have to wake up at 8.. #and also i was supposed to work on a scene for theatre and.. i.. have not done that.... #thats a problem for morning me <3

[botanyshitposts]

the city I live in had to take down a big old tree on public property down the street from where I live but before they did it they stapled a sign to it giving the reason (tree was dead and rotting and was a threat to the road and power lines) and then included contact info for objections to removing it to be brought before the city and idk I know it’s not much but I just think that’s….nice. like a nice acknowledgment that people have connections to plants and particularly big old trees around where they live and should at least be able to be like Please Do Not Cut Down This Big Old Tree For A Parking Lot Or Something. their reasoning for this one was super valid and they did indeed remove the tree earlier this week but quite frankly I was just like. surprised to (at least in theory) be able to have a say in it at all lmao

#I didn’t realize until I saw it when the sign went up that I’m just used to the cutting down of big old trees like they’re objects. you kno #like. man #idk if they put this on all trees they take down or just the ones in high traffic neighborhoods #but it makes me think like. Could you imagine if you had to do this whenever you cut down a tree for a new development or smth #and therefore the larger the land purchased for a new Walmart the more individual trees they would have to do paperwork for #to the extent that the hassle of fielding the trees in public record would outweigh the hassle of like. buying already developed land #and reusing it #? #also. the ability to enter objections for every tree to cause further problems lmao

[leroibobo]

really do not think people understand the extent to which palestinian sites/landmarks (especially muslim ones) were destroyed, beginning in 1948 until now, even in cities. the oldest extant mosque in jaffa (al-bahr mosque) was built in 1675, even though islam came there in the 7th century

#not to mention that many mosques that /were/ restored but are in 'jewish areas' r heavily guarded & prayer is hardly if ever allowed #to anyone thinking ''you can say the same thing abt jewish sites in mena countries''. you can't have one repaired w/o the other #and ultimately the root of the problem is both the colonization of palestine + antisemitism. advocating for palestine + against #antisemitism are far from mutually exclusive #(and for the love of god please stop using mena jews as a political gotcha i swear to god #and it's not like a regime that forced everyone to integrate into the ''new jewish'' culture is any less genocidal) #as someone who comes from one of the jewish groups who was affected by that to arguably one of the highest degrees & who's also a staunch #antizionist even i know that. politics re: cultural site preservation are stupid but that doesn't make it any less stomach-wrenching #it really is just Luck. al-bahr mosque just so Happens to be in a ''mixed city'' so destroying it'd be a ''bad look'' #the tomb of nahum just so Happens to be in an autonomous kurdish territory so restoring it isnt as big a deal #and then people have the gall to wonder how i could ever ever ever sympathize with those ''savage arabs''. seriously?? #btw im muting notificaions on this post so if you have a problem with me just dm me or block me whatever idc

[bixels]

Hi great overwatch rant. Now I'm curious, what are your thoughts on TF2?

It's the Minecraft of sex.

#ask me #anon #i've been a tf2 gamer since middle school #ok if you genuinely want my thoughts #i love love love love love tf2 so fucking much literally been a fan for a decade plus #but. #i don't like playing it... #it's both too fast and too slow at the same time #dying is so fast and respawning is so slow TWENTY SECOND RESPAWN TIMES YOU CANNOT MAKE ME SIT STILL FOR THAT LONG #it's also too chaotic for me there's no communication it's just kill people and also objectives(?) #and I think a big problem for me is i don't have friends to play with really #and playing tf2 alone is not very fun #gameplay for me is a split #20 seconds of being worse than everyone in the match and 20 seconds thinking about how i'm worse than everyone in the match.