#therapist hot take

[searching4sarahtonin]

Broke: Aziraphale is trying to recreate Pride and Prejudice

Woke: Aziraphale is really recreating Emma

Bespoke: Aziraphale is actually living in Persuasion

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale and crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens therapy #aziracrow #therapist hot take #jane austen #ineffable communication skills

[lotus-pear]

Idk if I already sent this in or if it glitches out and didn’t send but I found this on pinterest:

OH MY FUCKING GOD STORYTIME REAL QUICK EVERYONE SIT DOWN. OKAY SO I SAW THIS ALREADY LIKE A WEEK AGO SO I WENT INTO THIS PERSONS DMS TO ASK THEM TO TAKE IT DOWN BC I LITERALLY DONT ALLOW REPOSTS AT ALL. AND THEN THEY ACCEPTED THE REQUEST. SO I WAS LIKE OK GOOD THEYRE CIVILIZED. WE'RE GONNA SORT THIS OUT. BUT THEN THEY LEFT ME ON READ. AND THEN THEY FUCKING BLOCKED ME??????????????????????? LIKE?????????????????????? THE FUCKING AUDACITY????????????????????????

#yeah anyway i hope they explode or smth have fun knowing you steal art and then when the creator approaches you respectfully #to ask you to take their work down you fucking panic and block them bc oh noooo i have to maintain my 1k followers bc all my validation #comes from online and numerical worth and in super fucking insecure abt it #GET A THERAPIST FUCKING BITCH. OR TRY CREATING ART YOURSELF?????? MAYBE YOULL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF #anyway wow aren't they so hot in that art😍 slay era forreal #lotus’s asks

[nuppu-nuppu]

Ignore if you don’t want to read about me being stupid once again

#pls dont read if you cant handle venting and whining #once again i am here to say that i am the loneliest person alive and i feel like i can’t grasp the basic consept of friendship and do it lol #like idk how to be friends #i feel like i will forever be sad and lonely #and i know everyone will say you can talk to me and i know that but i’ve just been by myself for so long that i don’t remember how to have #actual conversations with people i feel like i am disconnected from reality #i feel like i am an extremely unlikeable person and that’s why i was all alone in highschool and idk i am oversharing on the internet again #because it’s the only place i kind of feel safe doing it #pls take care of yourselves first before comfoting me or anything im sorry i sound very pathetic #how do i start living again #how does one live anyway #im just in my head all the time #this was supposed to be hot girl summer but it’s once again summertime sadness #im so stupid!!! #im so anxious and depressed that i dont know what to do with myself #im so sorry for oversharing i have a therapist dont worry im kind of taking care of myself #but the eternal loneliness just wont let me go #idk how to be a person anymore #i’m just sad #thinking of going to a church and pretend to be a believer so i could have a community again lol

[supjello]

bold move honestly to have all the characters yell every argument they knew fans would have at ted for why he should stay, and not have him say they’re wrong, or offer anything to counter it. Because at the end of the day it was his son. It was only his son. His son was the period at the end of the sentence, and always was going to be. Nothing else mattered, he was going home to his boy.

Literally if they were right I'd agree but it's them they know, not me. Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away. I know I have to go.

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #do I like it? NO. does it feel good? NO. #did it have to happen? YES. #and he certainly wasn’t going to rip his son out of HIS home #his country the rest of his family his support system #just to force him to adapt to Ted’s lifestyle and circle in london #I get the escapist fantasy of that and I’m here for it in fic #but I think people are seriously underestimating how hard that is on a kid #moving is one of the most traumatic events a child can go through #so is divorce lmao #like would it be better for ted in england? abso-fucking-lutely #but he’s taking the L for his son #and is saving him some points on his future therapist’s ACE questionnaire lmao #ANYWAYS <-girl who only uses her workplace training about a child’s developing brain #to write hot takes about fictional families

[poisonedapples]

Unpopular opinion apparently, but alcohol and drug dependency or addiction can happen at any age. While it’s common for young adults and teens to experiment with alcohol and drugs, there is no minimum age requirement to be addicted. And acting like it’s not a problem, just because you’re younger than 25, is absolutely detrimental.

If you’re 20 and you drink an absurd amount of alcohol until you black out about once a week, that’s not being a “college partier”, that’s binge drinking. If you regularly get wasted and can’t have fun without being drunk, that’s alcohol dependency. And it’s not a pretty game. No matter your age, do NOT take substance use lightly and think that you’re exempt from addiction just because you’re young. You’re not.

If you show any signs of becoming a little too reliant on alcohol or other drugs to enjoy yourself, quit while you’re ahead. It’s time to start cutting back and taking the issue seriously instead of treating it as no big deal just because of your age. It’s not cute, it’s not “just experimenting”, and it’s not funny either.

Addiction ruins lives, don’t pretend like you’re immune just because of your age. Acting like you’re fine will be your first mistake.

#bird chirps #alcohol mention #alcohol #drug use mention #addiction #I work with a lot of young adults now and the things I hear are so goddamn scary #Hot take but your story of all the times you got so wasted you almost died arent funny #You need to see a therapist

[piss-wizard-ao3]

i know absolutely nothing about the second season of dungeons and daddies (im still working on s1) but knowing that two of the characters are named scary and normal is WILD. i love the rizz of them but like if u name your child at birth 'normal' i think you maybe need to go to therapy. same w/ scary but its also an actually cool name that doesnt immediately make me question the mental health of the parents,

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #i dont feel like its that much of a hot take like. bro.... i dont even know who this kids dad is yet but please get a therapist #talkin shit

[hymnsofheresy]

there is no state of being healed... there is just healing

#you cannot be ''healed'' in a world so damn traumatic #hot take i know #i quit so many therapist who were convinced they could ''heal'' me #like sorry queen we can only cope #because this world will continue to hurt me! #sorry but life is suffering

[bbillybillybilly]

I don’t care what anyone says ever this has to be my favorite out of context Ghost Files quotes ever. The nine horsemen of ghost haunting.

#POV you are my therapist listening to me list off the things I feel on a daily basis #hot takes from billy #ghost files #watcher #ryan bergara

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

"I'm much weirder then you will ever be Madam, it's fine to be weird."

CONFIRMED HANNIBAL IS MY BABY BOY AND FAVOURITE. He has never done anything wrong ever I don't know what you're talking about. Can I please redeem my Hannibal protector badge now because IT DOES NOT MATTER ANYTHING HE DOES NOW I LOVE HIM AND WILL PROTECT HIM FOREVER

#I'll probably regret saying this as there's still a whole season and a half to watch #but i love him so much and this made my heart so happy #hannibal i love you #hannibal can i take you home with me please #highkey as someone who struggles to talk about their feelings i think dating a therapist would be perfect #okay maybe the fact that Hannibal is also really really hot helps #hannibal please please please please #hannibal #hannibal thoughts

[merevide]

sdfghjkl i have state-mandated exams starting tomorrow that determine if i graduate also fragile mental health this week and listening to home video by lucy dacus a normal amount but tbh i'm chilling totally

#also i have to take the SAT in one month. totallyyyy chilling. i take more breaks than i'm meant to but tbh #i'm exhaustedddd. but i also dont have the academic legroom to be exhausted #bc i was early on and that fucked literally everything up sooo i gotta work like 10x harder #n if i flunk this basically all the good work will feel insignificant #will try to be on here more once i'm done w/ exams but i wont be fully done until april n then i got more stuff to #worry about in may/june not even mentioning all the shit i gotta do for fucking college. #still not 100% sure what i actually want to do BTW. so pray i figure that out asap #goddd i dont wanna be a human being. dont wanna. really do anything tbh #but also i'm clinically depressed according to every therapist i've had ever n anyone who's ever looked at me. FORK SPOTTED IN KITCHEN #but yeah complaining. boo/ gn.. #stream home video. good album but idk much about good music i listen to whatever. please stay + hot n heavy + cartwheel + thumbs my faves #my text #Spotify

[searching4sarahtonin]

I love reading all these brilliant metas 👏

S2 is such a rubix cube, you turn it one way and all the colors line up on one side, but something gets jumbled elsewhere, so you turn it again, now different squares line up, but the ones you just solved a moment ago are all scattered again. Delicious!

Each of you lovelies gets a good star 🌟

#good omens #gomens #good omens meta #good omens 2 #neil gaiman #therapist hot take

[neverendingford]

Therapists have two genders:

Professional Asshole and

Well-meaning Incompetent

#color says shit #text post #replying to my therapist is the most frustrating thing in the world. ma'am you think you're building rapport with me? #I hate to tell you but you've been wildly unsuccessful if that's what you think you've been doing here. #stop trying to educate me about my bullshit diagnoses that I already know about from my years on the internet. #like. babygirl I'm over here trying to build up to feeling comfortable enough to talk about the six-layer trauma cake I've got going on #and you're over here showing me a diagram consisting of two concentric circles meant to convey the idea of self versus other #you're very nice and trying to be helpful but I don't want to fucking talk about the girlfriend I want to talk about the issues that matter #girlfriend is an experiment. the other shit is stuff that lives in our fucking soul. shit that made me into the weird person fragment I am #and I had to fight for an hour. therapist kept on scheduling us for half an hour. HALF A FUCKING HOUR HALF AN HOUR ISN'T ENOUGH TIME TO TALK #I had to fight for it and even when she finally scheduled us for an hour she still tried to cut it short #I had to pull up the appointment confirmation to prove I had an hour allotted. like seriously what the fuck. #one of those people who had their own mental struggles and then is like “I want to become a therapist and help other people uwu” #and then is fucking useless and projects their own issues onto someone else and shoves their personal solutions onto you #like someone in r/aita projecting their own shitty relationship onto someone else. some of us are different Daryl #ugh I'm so fucking pissed and I'm not giving up the controller until I get this shit sorted out for now. #r wanted to hop back on this morning in the shower and we had a shouting match but our deal was she takes a week break so I'm keeping it #because too much shit has built up and she's been not doing so hot so I'm gonna get this mess cleaned up before I let her back on. #I bought groceries. I did laundry. I got the car repairs done. I got our bike fixed up. I showered. I did dishes. I'm going to #and I'm going to get even more done tomorrow. maybe then I'll go back to watching over her shoulder and backseat gaming but not for a while. #it feels nice though. like I get to finally stretch my arms and yawn real good. #and btw to answer the question she's always fucking asking. she's not ace in the slightest lmao. I am and the bleed over confuses her. #there. question answered so maybe she can stop asking about it. #I feel like in her push to find herself she kinda pushed me back into the corner. which... ngl that hurts a little. #oh well. you don't need to hear about our lovers' quarrel. I'm going to bed in these cozy fresh bed sheets I just put on the bed.

[savage-rhi]

✨️Magenta🔥

#looking at the mental health and therapy positions open in my area #therapists are leaving left and right that a clinic i used to work at that treated me like utter shit is almost offering 140k in salary #to keep folks retained #i remember just a few years ago the max a therapist made there was 75k #seeing other places too where its like 67 to 85 an hr with sign on bonuses upward to 5k #its not a good sign professionals are leaving in droves #but damn it do i wish i had my license already so i could hop on and not live in poverty for a hot minute #im not fooling myself based on how inflation and the economy is running if you make over 100k its gonna be like making less than 45k #cause we getting gutted #but still god damn it #i got 2 and a half more years to go #fuck if i made that much right now i could get out of debt and spend a good chunk on people that need it #cause i don't need much else to keep my ass happy #this is the little flag that gives me hope #I'll be able to make a living doing something i love and helping people and getting my damn fucking bread #if i could make a living full time writing tho that would be fucking amazing #same thing with my voice over stuff too #god theres so much i aspire to do i got the ambition for it alright #but i got the disability that makes me take ten steps back and i live in a capitalistic hellscape that wants me tired and exhausted to where #i can't accomplish anything else but keeping the machine going #i feel like my writing sucks lately thats probably just burnout but god damn #this got bleak #k magenta can go fuck itself lets reword this jay #you're gonna get your license you're gonna have SOME FUCKING STABILITY you're gonna help people you're gonna be content and #you're gonna get your mother fucking bread that you've been promised #magenta mother fuckers magenta

[irascible-iridescent]

Why is it every time I try to sleep I feel like I want to be loved and Id like at least one chance to experience some real love? Gonna be alright in the morning tho

#personal #i do feel like im on some sort of spectrum bc i dont really care about sex or like romantic stuff irl #but also I want somebody to love me sometimes #I am looking so fat and hot and for what? #but anyway #or maybe Im just really traumatized by my past experiences with love so now I cannot conceptualise it as smth good and kind #bc rn I feel it like some sort of illness like a cruelty like destruction and I can't see relationships in a way thats tender and soft #Id like to have more usual and everyday experiences with relationships I would like to be not this sensitive and move on easily #but I have what I have and I don't mind being alone bc this way I won't ever trigger any painful memories #and no there is no such thing as therapy in my country and even the therapists I tried said smth like Just try to use tinder #so yeah nobody else is gonna fix me #I either will meet some girl or boy who would fall in love with me so deeply that they would want to take care of me or I just live my life #as it is #so yeah maybe I am an ace bc I can live without a relationship or mb demi I have no idea actually I just don't have any feelings

[13eyond13]

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#i feel as though I should start a tag like deep thoughts with the bloz or some shit for my new kick of live journaling about my angst #but anyway hot tip for all the people pleasers out there #surround yourself with mostly supportive people who dont take advantage of others unfairly and who are thoughtful about other people #100% of the time it works every time to make your life so much more enjoyable and easier #and it isn't mean to expect at least the bare minimum of social competence and normal behaviour from others before you agree to socialize #and associate with them (which is sort of what i was guilted into believing growing up) #because guess what that's how you avoid harmful creeps! #your feelings and boundaries exist for a reason and it does suck that sometimes people are just really bad at social skills #but it's not your responsibility to be their therapist or the one exception who will be there for them or whatever else either if they're #truly making you feel weird or unsafe #you as a people pleaser are probably HYPER concerned with being pleasant and polite and accommodating and all these other things that #you worked very hard to become and you will burn yourself out and/or get hurt and/or resentful if you feel exhausted or used #or unappreciated for it and half the time you are actually doing it more for yourself than for others anyways #because it makes you feel valued and like a good person #this is also all related to having issues with codependency too btw which i do because my whole family does #def recommend reading up on both things if you relate it will improve your mental health very much #love you wishing you the best things in 2023 we all got this we are going to do great 😘🧡 muah #p

[theoldaeroplane]

truly so many average lookin depressed guys are only a few years and prescriptions away from being hot women. peace and love on planet earth

edit: yes that means YOU!!! the trans woman reading this!!!!

#im on /r/transitiontimelines. its like a parade of hot ppl if you sort by top of all time #kind of wish id documented my transition better! my therapist was telling me how he documented his voice over taking t #he used to be a soprano and it's hard to believe #anyway don't let your dreams be dreams