#there are so many good ones

[towards-toramunda]

Thinking about more iconic lines from the show over the years instead of going to bed and created a list that is far too long:

- What’s my mother’s name?

- My best. Finally.

- I have so many flowers to bring to her.

- You were not born with venom in your veins. You learned it. You learned it.

- Don’t get on my ass about it! All I heard is that its pretty easy to do here thats all I took from what you said. (Bonus: its for the god of arts and crafts)

- At dawn, we plan.

- Doo doot doo doo doot doooo donuts!

- What matters more, the dream or the dreamer?

- Sleep well with your bad decisions.

- Nothing happens for a reason. It’s absolute fucking chaos.

- Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy.

- I’ve met the devil, thats not him.

- You never take copper. That's just kicking someone while they're down. You take silver if they're an asshole, and you take gold regardless.

- Time is one of my specialties.

- It’s entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are.

- How lucky I am to have had all of you. How lucky indeed.

- I smell like a crayon.

- I could tell by the bone structure and the contempt.

- I think I can punch ghosts now.

- Big moon, little moon.

- Pop, pop!

- I need chaos. I have faith in chaos.

- Molly said not to steal from happy people.

- I am going to tell you the story of how I murdered my mother and father.

- Smiley day to ya!

- I killed my family, I’ll throw you under a bridge.

- We’re on the moon bitch.

- She throws it. I shoot it. It explodes! NO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE! (FLUFFERNUTTER)

- I am all for faith, and I'm not going to pick a god. They can pick me. It'll be the first one that actually praises me and then maybe I'll fucking answer. I'll wait. They can fucking beg. And I will listen, which is more than they ever fucking did.

- I would like to RAGE!

- The worst thing that has happened to me has already happened.

- We're running; it's bad.

- You can reply to this message.

- Dagger, dagger, dagger.

- Opinions are like opera. Sure, you can listen to them, but why would you, really?

- There is no god that strides this world that I worship more than I worship your heart.

- I would like to live long enough to be someone else.

- Help, its again.

- Whoever it was, just put it back. I think they've earned it. Put it back.

- I’m fun scary.

- Sorry, babe. Gotta handle these ninjas.

- I’m the cleric? I’ve never traveled with a bunch of people I thought would die in front of me.

- He thinks I’m gonna go into the water for some fucking buttons.

- You are, at the moment, the luckiest person in Whitestone. Do you know why? Because you’re at the bottom of my list.

- You need me more than I need you.

- I protect him. He’s my boy. And I keep him safe.

- I made the earth remember him.

- Come correct or get corrected.

- Do not go far from me.

- Are you worth saving?

- How do I want to do this?

- Heaven to some, and hell to others.

- Fix him!

- Why do we tell stories?

- Do you spice?

- Listen you fucking jungle! I'm a paladin of the Wildmother. You're going to move or we're going to bust you wide open! We'll wreck this place. Don't make me fucking tell you twice!

- I am your god, long may I rein, eat of my fruits.

- Anybody can make lights. Anybody could send a message through a wire. I want to bend reality to my will.

- Would you like to talk before or after?

- What the fuck is up with that?

- To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be beneath you! And I'm beneath nobody.

- The one eyed monster slayed my pussy.

- Time is a weird soup.

- I’m killing someone. Hold, please.

- Gold is a resource by which mortaldom climbs.

- Why are you so mean to me?

- Yours is the face I saw when murder entered my heart.

- This one time I saw a bug carrying a piece of bread that was like five times its size and he was carrying upstairs, like up and then he would turn, and then up, and then he would turn.

- I live as long as Whitestone lives.

- Vox Machina! Fuck shit up!

- I’m not disappointed, I’m just angry.

- Someone prayed for a miracle and there you were.

- We don't leave people behind. That's just the rule. You do not leave people the fuck behind.

- Call me child one more goddamned time!

- Finish it, Champion.

- I am of the Empire. But I am no friend to the Empire.

- I think it has been a long time since anyone has pointed out to you that you're a fool. Pain doesn't make people, it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential. It's love that saves them. And you would know that but you have none around you. You said so yourself, you surround yourself with lies and deceptions. And I wish for you, in the future, to find someone to mourn you when you are gone.

#critical role #cr3 #bells hells #cr2 #the mighty nein #cr1 #vox machina #there are so many good ones #by all means reblog with more keep them coming #my god taliesin has so many good ones they’re insane

[daddy-long-legssss]

#im very VERY curious to see the outcome #there are so many good ones #but I have a feeling it will be a toss up between two … we know which two 👀 #miles kane #alex turner #the last shadow puppets #my polls

[shysimblr]

Just some shots of what my oasis springs looks like, was going for kinda vegas vibes! I love the builders on the gallery man. 

The gallery is my fave feature of sims 4! 

#ts4 #sims 4 #please dont pay for builds on patreon #there are so many good ones #i will keep doing youtube vids to share ones i find with you bc yeah #i saw a patreon today charging 3-5 #dollers for starter builds #i feel like those who have tray files are at the largest risk of this #i'll try to do vids for tray file creators too in the future

[blockgamepirate]

Technoblade video recs for newbies!

Just a couple of suggestions with explanations so you can pick the one that sounds the most interesting. I picked these as sort of low threshold starters that should be entertaining regardless of whether you're familiar with these corners of MCYT or not

1. the history of technoblade (1,000,000 sub elbow reveal)

Duration: 12:51

Date: Aug 18th 2019

This is a decent channel intro if you want to learn about the man himself first. It might not be the best introduction to his content because it's obviously not really a gaming video but a channel retrospective, but it IS a good introduction to his sense of humour and his "persona". It also explains a lot of memes that you would otherwise have to have watched dozens of videos to get.

2. Skeppy vs Technoblade (The Final Reckoning)

Duration: 18:10

Date: Dec 12th 2018

(Not actually the final reckoning, there were many more reckonings to come)

An absolute classic. This is the origin of some long running gags, including the orphan jokes, and just a great demonstration of Skeppy and Techno's dynamic. It's delightfully wacky and involves a bunch of the funnier games on Hypixel. The two of them also just make each other laugh so much in this one.

(And if you want more, check his "skeppy is mad" playlist or check Skeppy's channels for the collabs Techno didn't record.)

3. the hypixel skyblock experience

Duration: 10:15

Date: Jun 15th 2019

This might genuinely be my favourite Technoblade video, and I feel like he might have agreed because it's been on top of his channel's home page for years, and still is.

This is Techno introducing Hypixel Skyblock to his audience and the first episode of his Skyblock series which is frankly the best series on his channel, don't @ me.

This video has it all, comedy, struggles, adventure, witty commentary, dangerously high concentrations of sarcasm, and also surprisingly many genuine thoughtful moments. The beginning monologue is a beautiful tribute to the original Skyblock (even tho it's a set up for a joke).

This series also includes the famous Potato War trilogy, which is probably his most popular work of all time, but I recommend watching this one first! You can then skip to the Potato War videos or you can watch the whole Skyblock series because it really is the best Techno content out there IMO. And you'll get more out of the Potato War that way. They're also pretty short anyway, 10-12 mins per video.

TBC

#technoblade #i definitely have more im holding myself back #also i need to decide which skywars and bedwars videos id wanna rec #there are so many good ones #long post

[foolish-fitz]

plz do not spoil fitz and the fool for me in the tags, i am begging, please stick to tawny man and farseer

#wow this was hard #there are so many good ones #i had to choose very carefully #this will probably get like 2 votes and that's okay! it's my first poll #realm of the elderlings #tawny man trilogy #farseer trilogy #fitzchivalry farseer #the fool #jinna #laurel #patience #molly chandler #burrich

[noirvincent]

#the mighty boosh #noel fielding #vince noir #howard moon #julian barratt #I feel like I left so many out #there are so many good ones

[seogwail]

"nathans yous so cold! i warms you up with kisses!"

"look, i'm. into that idea okay, but it's actually below freezing..."

#metalocalypse #nathan explosion #toki wartooth #natoki #my art #겨울이 왔당!!! #드디어!! #also do yourself a favor and google 'cute cat mittens' #there are SO many good ones #💚💙

[dudefrommywesterns]

i think everybody should have a good reaction image from something dean's been in

#there are so many good ones #typewriter dings

[cats-with-eyeliner]

🎬 and 💛!

🎬Just one?! D:

I'll answer in spirit and only pick one, though. In the 1998 film there is that moment at the start of Mister Mistofelees where Tugger lands on the beat. It's extremely satisfying to me every time.

💛Gus and Jellylorum! Even if they aren't related by blood (which I can go either way with) I find them to be adorable and have a strong bond with each other. I find the way Jelly sings about him to always be touching and sweet.

#thank you for the ask! #cats the musical #picking just one moment is so hard #there are so many good ones

[cosima-nova]

“I share my dreams with ghosts.”/Luthen Rael

Look, this show is so well written.

#almost could not pick a quote from this episode #there are so many good ones #Andor #luthen rael

[z3r0-c001]

ykno what's so good. those pizza places where u buy a slice n they got those lil shakers w parmesan n red pepper flakes n shit. n u can lean on a shitty lil counter and look at traffic while eating ur seasoned slice. peak food experience.

#wolcott words #i keep postin abt foodz #there are so many good ones #we love a slice

[bahoreal]

obsessed with this

#like. not to make everything about good omens but #crowley #there are so many versions of this with him gazing at aziraphale its so fkabdkahdbw #i did a real bad job at positioning these fjsbdhs i also know the last one is 'no one knows what..' but. whatever #.jtxt

[sergle]

"tiktok is so toxic yall are on that evil app but I'm built different 💅" to you!! TO YOU!! YOUR TIKTOK ALGORITHYM MAY BE EVIL

Mine is FIRE

#sergle.txt #video #tiktok #i use so much self restraint every day go not post 500 TIKTOKS ON HERE #i gET SO MANY GOOD ONES

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[avarkriss]

listen. listen to me so carefully right now. (if you're in the eclipse path/planning on viewing). please don't stare directly at the sun tomorrow. i am begging you - do not stare at it. if you got eclipse glasses off of amazon/other, please put them on in your house and make sure you can't see anything; if you can still see like regular sun glasses, they are not safe for eclipse viewing, you will burn your retinas, and we cannot fix that. eclipse glasses should be iso/ce certified, and aas (american astronomical society) approved. please make smart choices and protect your eyes. please.

#psa from your friendly neighborhood eye care provider #the office is already fielding so many calls about this make good life choices #very important #eclipse #solar eclipse #eye health #not medical advice #just me screaming to please protect your eyes #ive seen exactly one case of solar retinopathy in my career so far please don't give me another one

[melimelotus]

#pokemon #togetic #art #fanart #pokemonfanart #recently ive been enjoying drawing togetic like that #i had a moment of “hehe it looks like that bird in snoopy” while sketching some #i didnt expect so many people to pick up on that as well #so. i humbly offer more #myart #i wanted to draw another pokemon as snoopy but i cant find a good one #ampharos was a good candidate because the body shape is close and its the same generation #but its design has a bit too many details #quilava?....