yall ever think about how tragic ninjago is
like the story is literally a group of kids who are just constantly traumatized
and this is WITHOUT THE "and s/he had to watch a loved one ___" excluding deaths (become possessed, become a ghost, etc)
We got Jay, who:
Watched his gf and the love of his life turned evil by an unknown matter and then had to fight her before being corrupted himself
Had to watch zane die
Was forced to partake in a tournament where his best friend willingly lost so that he could remain (and ended up losing his powers anyway, which has to feel like having a part of your soul ripped out
Found out he was adopted
Was kidnapped by a psychotic, powerful being from another realm who straight up TORTURED HIM (THIS KID IS LIKE SIXTEEN. S I X T E E N!!!)
Watched his friends/FAMILY be picked off one by one, blaming himself the whole time
Held the love of his life as she died in his arms
Was sent to another realm where he was essentially treated as a slave ans used as bait
Thought cole died
Thought zane died, only to find out he had actually been banished to the most dangerous realm of all
Was trapped inside a videogame
HAD TO WATCH HIS FRIENDS BE PICKED OFF ONE BY ONE AGAIN
HAD TO WATCH NYA BASICALLY DIE. AGAIN
is used as a human sacrifice
ALMOST DIED. LEGIT WAS FULLY PREPARED TO DIE TO SAVE HIS TEAMMATES/YANG
ALMOST DROWNED AND CAME WITHIN TWO INCHES OF HIS LIFE
lost nya without even getting the chance to say goodbye, forced to see her reduced to a shadow of her former self with barely the memory or the care he fell in love with
AND THATS JUST JAY!!!!!
Kai:
Was abandoned by his parents at the ripe old age of five and was forced to grow up too fast, literally having to learn to raise his sister as a child
Almost exploded in a volcano
Watched Zane die
Fell in love and was stabbed in the back basically immediately (even if she came around eventually)
Watched his little brother who he swore to protected be taken and possessed
Almost killed his own father
See above for "lost in another realm on two separate occasions, thought cole died, thought zane died"
Had his powers stolen AGAIN
Was killed in a videogame
See above for "my sister turned into the sea"
Cole:
Mother died when he was a child and had such a strained relationship with his father he literally ran away
Watched Zane die
TURNED INTO A GHOST
see above for "lost in realm twice"
Fell so far he almost died and was almost turned into a stone husk
See above for "thought cole died, thought Zane died"
See above for "died in a videogame"
Fell almost to his death. Again
See above for "nya turned into the sea" thing
Zane:
BESTIE LITERALLY FOUND OUT HE WAS A ROBOT
died
see above for "lost in a realm"
Thought cole died
basically died. again
was corrupted, lost his memory, and was manipulated for FORTY YEARS
almost died AGAIN to bring an evil being into the realm
see above for "nya sea" thing
Nya:
See above for "abandoned parents" and all that
Turned evil by the OL
Almost dies on a rollercoaster
Watches Zane die
A) had to witness all of Jay's trauma with nadakhan and b) LITERALLY DIED. D-E-A-D DEAD.
Thought her brother and bf and besties DIED (shortly after watching lloyd almost die)
thought cole died, thought Zane died, never-realm, etc etc...you know the drill by now
Died in a videogame
Sacrificed herself to save her yin, losing her memories, her humanity, her identity
AND THE ANGSTY TRAUMA BOY HIMSELF, LLOYD:
Was abandoned by his mother and hardly ever saw his father
Was bullied and tormented
Lived on the streets
Captured by the serpentine like four times
almost died several times to retrieve the fangblades
Almost blew up in a volcano
learned he was destined to defeat (-kill) the person he loves most
is almost kidnapped again
Loses his childhood once for all the responsibilities put on him as a kid then twice bc of magical tea
watches his father corrupted by the OL
is captured again by the digital OL and has his powers drained
WATCHES ZANE FRICKIN DIE
see above for "forced to partake in tournament and loses powers anyway"
Has to sacrifice his dad to the Cursed realm to save the world
IS. POSSESSED. AND ALMOST DIES BECAUSE OF IT
Has to sacrifice his dad to save the world (again)
Falls in love and is BRUTALLY, VISIOUSLY betrayed
Sees his father revived in a soulless evil husk
Said soulless evil husk almost kills him
Thinks his four best friends (BROTHERS-) are dead
Watches his city be razed and destroyed
Sees Harumi die
Fights his father AGAIN
See above for the "watched cole die, watched Zane almost die, never realm hopping, watching Zane corrupted, etc, etc"
(Side note for little lloyd wanting nothing more than to be like his father and now its his biggest fear )
see above for "died in a videogame"
See above for "nya turns into the sea" thing which causes my homie to become EVEN MORE DEPRESSED
In summary,
GIVE THE KIDS A BREAK
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So in love with the "Canival Town Vaggie" AU, but that lead to a thought. In Alastor's first song he puts Vaggie in a certain outfit that people have noticed shows up later. This time, Vaggie would recognize "You dressed me up as Susan!?"
what with Alastor kinda being Vaggie's live-in Susan, she might take it as a compli-
WAIT
WHAT IF SUSAN WAS LIKE VAGGIE'S GRUMPY BITCH CANIBAL GRANDMA?? WHAT IF THE ONLY PERSON SUSAN DIDN'T HECKLE WAS VAGGIE????
like- like vaggie, in the hotel in canon SHE'S the one getting pissed and frustrated and and and the one being realistic (pessimistic???) about stuff, STRICT, judgmental (to anyone not charlie) like imagine her meeting Susan like "Wow. mean granny says it like it is" and Susan latching onto her "I'VE ONLY HAD THIS SNARKY JADED GRANDDAUGHTER FOR /FIVE MINUTES/, AND IF ANYONE LOOKS AT HER WEIRD, IM EATING THEM AND THEN EVRYONE ELSE IN CANNIBAL TOWN"
can you imagine mom/aunt Rosie struggling valiantly to be supportive and have Vaggie's evil granny over for tea steeped in the skull of earl Grey, CAN YOU IMAGINE CHARLIE TRYING SO HARD TO BE NICE TO HER GIRLFRIEND'S GRANGRAN BUT ONLY EARNING SUSAN'S RESPECT WHEN SHE CRACKS AND CALLS HER A BITCH
(and Vaggie grinning and CHEERING HER for it???)AND THEN SUSAN IS GIRNNING TOO, LEANING OVER TO HER GRANDAUGHTER AND GROWLING
"oh i see why you like her now~" - "that's not why, granny chops, but yeah. she's great"
WHILE CHARLIE SITs THERE, TRYING NOT TO REACH OVER AND THROTTLE THIS OLD LADY THAT HER GF CLEARLY LOVES
even in hell no one can figure out how this (healthy?) (happily fucked up??) granddaughter / grandmother relationship works!!!! they just know they'll find Vaggie and Susan standing in a corner of the party, smirking / grinning with too many teeth together as they trade sick burns about everyone else there! (especially Alastor) (and excepting Charlie once Susan decides she might almost be worthy of dating her sad emotionally burnt dropout angel vegetation grandchild)
the non-cannibal vegetation diet thing is ONLY part of Vaggie that Susan ever picks on, and it's only because she's WORRIED Vaggie will fall off the flesh is she doesn't eat human three times daily in the special way Granny kills it~
original au credit to @sunsetcougar
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