#they aint always gonna be golden

[dejablueballs]

Deja Blue/Avatar hc

a/n: Just some silly ideas and hcs abt the blue crew. Wanted to put in my two cents, they're random and are just my personal mind vomit. They have no real personalities or lore so regard this as horseshit if you want <3 also these were all the ones I could remember!!!

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Miles Quaritch: Objectively, bad at sex. Was an old man in his prime with power and money to burn, i can assure you he doesn't care about where the clit is much less if his partner cums. Probably doesn't believe in the female orgasm. Thinks ten minutes of missionary is good enough. If he really cares about who hes fucking sure he'll give you a good time but 9/10 hes just not fun in bed [think of strickland in tsow]

Lyle Wainfleet: Loves fat women, gotta be 200lb and over to ride this ride, no stretch marks? no service! Will deny so because of toxic masculinity. Acts disgusted and laughs with his little friend group to keep up appearances but will be on his knees begging for his big babe to sit on his face the same night

Recom Mansk: Doesn't laugh often, its very hard to make the stone cold bastard even snicker but when he laughs he fucking laughs. Big snorting chortling open throat guffaws, cant be controlled or stopped. He has the tendency to puke if he laughs too hard so thats another reason he keeps it under wrap. weak ass gag reflex

Recom Z-dog: was a hardcore horse girl her entire adolescence and never quite grew out of it, daydreams about riding and owning a direhorse

Recom Fike: insecure manlet, was a short man and is now the shortest recom. Tends to puff up, flex or otherwise start shit to assert his masculinity. Stands on his tippy toes during arguments. Can't argue without tearing up, learned how to mask it when human but now he just pops if overwhelmed

Recom Prager: the man with the plan, i.e recreational drugs. Always keeps an ounce or a tab on him, hence the spaced out look. Living as a human on pandora can be stressful so he found a great way to cope. Nothing hardcore just reggie, acid, valium etc etc just small things to help ease stressed soldiers. If caught he will lie and throw whoevers closest under the bus

Recom Ja: just notebooks upon notebooks of bad poetry, keeps one on hand in case ideas ever spark or if smthg abt pandora really inspires him. Its all very bad or bland poetry, hes smart enough to know so and never shares anything he writes. Probably some "saw a snail, effervescent" type bullshit in there or ripped off lines to strengthen his stanzas. Keeps small logs on his day to day life, very boring

Recom Brown: loves taking selfies of himself, working out, meetings, private or hang time. Doesn't matter, just enjoys self documentation. probably has a locked folder of his own dick pics. Def the type to measure

Recom Lopez: was raised devout catholic, priest, baptisms etc etc all the big catholic stuff so you'll usually see him with a silver cross necklace or a rosary during special occasions [good friday, ash wednesday, lent, chrsitmas etc etc] Not preachy about it but hes silently judgmental. Listens to sermons with headphones while alone or working out. Always be able to catch him watching the older sunday service channel since he doesn't have access to earth cable in real time. Has several small christian tattoos. He's like mac from always sunny, basically

#miles quaritch #lyle wainfleet #recom mansk #recom z dog #recom fike #recom prager #recom ja #recom brown #recom lopez #avatar recoms #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #atwow #christ ona fucking stick these goddamn tags #theres too mnay of them #these were just my silly thots i couldnt write down during work #just cleaning room after room and thinking abt horse zdog <3 #sometimes we gotta remember these were cishet men in their 30s-50s in the military #they aint always gonna be golden #dfkjsghkjds #fike and lopez are so liddol theyre def the shit starters #like cats w their hackles raised tryna look tough #lyle toes the line between creepy and downright fetishy #i love quaritch as much as the next bitch but hes a power trippin old guy theres no way he eats pussy #navi quaritch tho #hmmmmmmmmmm #prager just has a no thots head empty vibe #lopez probably has a lion and a cross tattoo somewhere or a bible quote #ja is living in his main character arc at all times #cant bring him down

[yanderemommabean]

Southern yandere being raised on those good morals and Christian values until they meet reader. Being the apple of the towns eye and everyone’s favorite golden boy turned into a savage mess when anyone dares to mess with his darling! Perverted once he see’s reader in revealing clothes for the summer (to beat that southern heat!). Suddenly he has to pray more often since only not so sacred thoughts come to mind when he thinks of you (which is ALL the time). The polite manners being CRANKED UP when they are in ur vicinity. The oh so bold flirting! BEING COURTED by the most desired guy in TOWN. And no one would help u girl, u think THE (his name) would bother stalking YOU? How pretentious. Knows how to court a lady but if you keep on playing hard to get he’ll just have to show you he’s the BEST and ONLY option for you.

“Well hello there August!” You say with a sweet smile, fanning yourself by tugging at your shirt as sweat seeps into the fabric. “What brings you by? Needing more chicken eggs?” you ask, used to the man asking for one or more things he could buy from you or help you out with. Always so courteous and gentlemen like, even when you insist he doesn��t have to be. 

It’s sweet, you’ll admit. He’s been trying his best to be sweet and kind to you, even the town is beginning to think you’re all he worries about anymore. His duties often get neglected when you’re on his mind, which seems to be every hour of the day. 

“No, no, I was just comin by to see why you’re working in heat like this. You could get killed if you aint careful y’know? Jesse nearly had a heat stroke a few days ago ‘cause he thought he could handle the stables all by himself” 

You snort, dusting your hands off on your jeans “Well, I ain’t Jesse. Jesse needs to learn a thing or two about asking for help when he needs it too, I learned that lesson the hard way”. August laughs at that, tipping his hat as he does so. “Yeah, boy aint the brightest. I’ll give you that. You wouldn’t mind taking a break for sweet tea or anything would ya? I’d love to waste your time for a bit”. 

Nodding, you begin to walk into your house, heading to the sink to wash your hands from the dirt and muck covering them from the chores. “I’ll make ya a glass in just a sec, let me get a bit cleaned up. You get your things done today? Pastor told me to yell at you a bit if you lagged behind one more time. Think he meant it too, ‘is face was redder than hell”. 

August comes up from behind, wrapping his arms around you as you stand at the sink. Your face dusts pink as he lays his head on your shoulder, his breath right on your ear as he gruffly says “Don’t worry about what he says. I know what I’m doing, and how I’m gonna do it. Anyone gives you more trouble you come to me alright?” 

The sudden playful mood felt more tense, his arms squeezing you tight against him as your voice struggled to come out. “You’re like a hen, I swear. I'm not some dainty little belle, I can tell a pastor off if I need to. Now sit down, I’ll make you a glass”. 

You two sit and chat for a while, August giving you stares that you couldn’t quite read from time to time as you mention how your life here was going. He was a real sweetheart, a man of manners and good values, it’s no wonder the whole town loves him. But there's something there, stirring and growing, you just don’t know it yet. 

It’s a dark, unleashed beast of a thing for sure. 

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Six months have passed since you’ve moved down here, and the winter seems awfully brutal. Your house is refusing to stay warm lately, and as much as you hate to admit it, you’re terrible with a wood cutting axe. Never could get the aim right. 

As if on cue, the towns most beloved bachelor comes driving into your yard in his truck, practically leaping out as he runs to you with a worried and dare you say frustrated appearance. “What on earth has gotten into you? Put me down!” you hollered, being lifted up over his shoulder with ease as he carries you inside without so much as a hello. 

“Me? What’s gotten into you? It’s below freezing and you’re out there trying to cut wet wood that won’t burn! You’re gonna get frost bite, and momma won’t let me hear the end of it if I let you get hurt!” 

“For your information I was doing just fine!” you scold, being dropped down gently onto your couch as he stands over you, arms crossed over his chest. “...I ain’t moving until you promise me you won’t go back out there in weather like this” 

“Unfair game to me. Seeing as alls I gotta do is tickle you in the right spot to get you out of my way” 

“Dangerous game to play to me, seeing as your touch would do a bit more than tickle me” he says with a seductive tint to his voice, his face coming down to meet yours as you become more flustered “A touch from a sexy thing like you, wouldn’t make me move out of the way. It’d make me pick you up and show you how I wanna touch you too” 

You both stay there for a minute, your eyes becoming playful and your tone more flirty as you lean closer, daring to kiss his lips. “Hmm. And what would your momma think if something happened before marriage?” 

“Who says I can’t make you say my name without breaking that rule?” 

“Oh now you’re just being a mean old flirt. Is this your way of warming me up? Cause as much as I like it, I do need to get work done” 

August doesn’t budge. If anything, he seems determined to tower over you like this, keeping you in place. “I think you’d be better off at my house for a few days. Especially since the holidays are coming up and the weather is only gonna get worse” he says as if he didn’t just act like he would go a few rounds in the bedroom with you. 

“We’ve talked about this-” 

“I know. You’re worried about the animals and such. Never said I wouldn’t let you come by to do your stuff, I just think you need a place with actual heat since this place is clearly in need of more repair than we thought. It ain’t gotta be a month or nothing, just til we get it fixed” 

You worry your lip, unsure and not exactly comfortable with just staying a few nights at his house. “The town will think we’re being a bit-” 

“The town also thinks aunt Susie's pie is the best, but they ain’t right in that regard either” he cuts you off, taking your cold hand and kissing your fingertips softly “I won’t do nothing, I promise. I’ll even let the church and every gossiper in town have a piece of my mind if they start making you upset. Just please, let me keep you warm. It’ll break my heart if I know you’re suffering like this any longer” 

His eyes are so sweet as they plead, and how he holds and warms your hands makes this deal all the more enticing. What can you say? You really have no other choice, and you’re so lucky to have him here for you like this. “A-alright, August. Just until we figure out why my heat aint working. No more than that” 

Oh, just knowing you’d come willingly at all is more than he could’ve asked for. He hates having to force his hand in these situations, but it’s needed! That’s why he had to ruin your heating system, to show you that he’d be the better option in the long run and he could get you out of that shithole house faster. 

But he won’t tell his little secret. The plan is to get you in his home, then in his bed, and in his arms. Town can think whatever they want, but no one would suspect him of sabotage and stalking. He plays his role very well, knows how to manipulate anyone who tries and ruin his chance with you. If they push too hard for you to leave, he might just stage another accident or two. 

Whatever it takes to keep you with him and him only. 

((HI! I hope this didn’t go too off the rails, I really enjoyed it! I hope you did too! -Mommabean))

#yandere male #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #mommabean #southern yandere #August my oc #my ocs

[mrs-monaghan]

seems like you're a topic of discussion on jikook blogs again lol

https://www.tumblr.com/not-goldy/734517064091516928/if-you-want-names-mrs-monaghan-said-it-aka-shaz?

The way I love Goldy so much she kills me everytime 😂😂😂😂

Yes, I said Jimin will always be there for his baby. Always has been, always will. I said, people were expecting Jimin to join MS as soon as he was done with FACE. And I said he was never going to do that. I said he was gonna be around for Golden come what may.

I stand by my words 1300%

So Jikookers wanted Jimin to be there today and he wasn't. Yeah, that happened. And we are disappointed. But it is what it is.

This isn't some gotcha moment y'all. Jikook haven't changed one bit. We thought Jimin would be there. We manifested it. He wasn't, we have accepted it and are moving onto the next thing. This doesn't change anything about who these two men are to/for each other.

So Jimin didn't come to the concert. It doesn't mean he didn't see JK this morning and wish him luck. Doesn't mean he didn't see him after. And because he couldn't be there he made sure to not only tune in but also comment, and show his support. Still.

Jikookers' wish didn't come true. So what?

My point stands and will remain standing; Jimin aint enlisting until JK is done. He ain't going nowhere, will be around to support yes, his baby. And if he has work to do while he waits then so be it. He won't sit around doing nothing. This is Jimin we are talking about. He's a workaholic. Has admitted this himself. He has things to accomplish, more records to break.

I love how we bother u so much and you're always waiting to say I told you so. Like it changes how we feel, where we stand. I cannot believe how triggered y'all antis are by this. Honestly!

What's the big, deal, here? Fucking hell!!!!

#god damn #ask shaz #bts ask #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Ranking all DnP videos 2024

Hello everyone here to hear me yap! Below I am including all of the videos dnp have released in 2024, rated from my favorite to least favorite. PLEASE NOTE that I actually do love all of them! And this is just a silly thing! But feel free to discuss or send me asks with your opinions :)

I'll start from the bottom up.

10. i have a spicy confession...

This one was lots of fun (wtf is wrong with yall with these confessions) but I'm not gonna lie Phil felt incredibly off in it and like... really performative? Like idk something didn't feel right to me and although he said some really sweet things it felt... off somehow. Not sure how to describe it. Funny though lol

9. HONEYMOON IN JAPAN!

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

It was a good video!! I just feel like it didn't have a lot of *those moments* that these other videos had idk. Like yes it was very sweet and a milestone for the sims universe but it kind of felt like that was it for me. The symbolism was inSANE but just strictly talking about the video itself yk. New pics released were nice though

8. Poppy Playtime Chapter 3

This one was a lot but it was SO nice to have such a long video- two hours long who??? That's tbh the reason this one goes above the honeymoon video- the length. The reason I put it lower is that although I am NOT complaining about the length, both of them were SUPER focused a lot of the time and not really talking much haha

7. Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents 2024

The only reason this one isn't higher is because all the ones above this I consider part of their *magnum opus* era. I loved the mini golden pig, the omatone, the shirt, and the Shrek smut. Always fun to see him surprised with cursed stuff loll

6. THE PUBLIC WOOHOO INCIDENT

Pretty self explanatory I think. Dan SCREAMING as Dab and Evan got it on made me actually piss myself. I can still hear it echoing in my head.

5. Phil's Birthday Livestream

Another case of "the only reason this isn't higher is because the ones above it are SO good." I loved the livestream, and was able to attend live for about the first hour. Such chaos. Such good. Amazing.

4. Dan and Phil Get Married, Have Kids, and Retire

Saw the notif while I was getting out of school and I literally snorted out loud, very embarrassing. They're just taking the piss at this point and I'm loving it. Phil's teasing him towards the end with "oh, I think I'll start another photo album!" GOLDEN. "Henry gives me that good dick." "Me and Susan have been rawdogging it." Amazing. Incredible.

3. Phil Pushes Dan's Button for 18 Minutes

A comfort video for REAL. When this came out I was SHOCKED that they had two BANGERS one right after another, but boy was I in for a surprise.

The slime? The slime on Dan's head while he's talking? Phil placing it on his forehead while he stares off into space? Hell yeah I want more of that slime I could look at it all day.

2. Who is the Real Daniel Howell?

Yall. We were fed GOOD today. Dan singing 'my lumps' absolutely DEADPAN while Phil looks at him in Awe? I WANT PHIL'S SWEATER IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WHERE IT'S FROM I WILL BE GRATEFUL.

So? many shoulder touches? idk what that's about but i aint complaining ig

editing tips! *stuff* coming out your nose! etc!

This one had such a particular vibe to it- I think partially because it wasn't edited by the editor they've been using! To be clear - the editor has been doing a great job and I applaud them :) but sometimes it feels a bit over-edited, if you know what I mean? (For example the count-downs on the sims video going down the mountain felt a bit much) But having a video that was edited by Dan or Phil kinda hits different idk

WDAPTEO2024

I cannot, CANNOT say enough good things about this video. I cannot. I cannot. It holds my whole heart and soul and I have only rewatched it twice because I am trying to preserve the magic but GODDAMNIT I love their shenanigans. What a series.

I was very worried when they came out with this video STRAIGHT into 2024 because I was like, "WOW. that was amazing but idk how they're going to follow this up? will everything feel like a disappointment now that this masterpiece has come out?" (not that dnp uploading could ever be a disappointment, but I digress) BUT I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED. Still though, wdapteo is 10/10 my fave so far.

I hope you enjoyed my yapping! I know many of you don't agree and that's okay lol, feel free to share your opinions if you so please ! And also with the ones that were lower ranked, the reasons I listed for the being lower ranked was NOT me complaining. Each video is different and awesome in their own right, this is just a ranking of how much I personally enjoyed each one!

Thank you and goodnight!

#dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #danandphil #daniel howell #dan and phil games #dapg #dnpg #amazingphil #wdapteo

[wolvertooth]

(X-Men: Codename Wolverine by Christopher Golden)

OK im gonna attempt to put my thoughts into words!!!!!! this was the scene thats just got me afkdhjsfgjkldshfkjsdhgljdfg in regards to the fanfic i was writing(rip lol). mostly cuz of the whole miscommunication thing, how they both could be viewing their words in completely different ways.

logan, of course, views creeds words and actions from a malicious point of view. one of hatred. convinced that creed is purposefully messing with him at all times.

while creed views himself as just joking around with a friend.

in creeds mind, hes seeing all of logans reactions here as genuine. hes unaware of the anger he feels towards him, no idea that him saying ‘youre going to go to far’ isnt just playful.

and (im gonna sound a bit insane now but. hear me out) i think this is creed actually flirting with him. his smile, the looking into his eyes, i dont think hes snarling. snarling is, by definition, an aggressive growl. but with this context… this definitely aint that(logans gonna view it as aggressive, since he cant view it in any other way). creed probably thinks that the ‘going to far’ is in regards to his flirting, thinking that logan knows.

but logan has no fucking clue.

because creed thinks hes being obvious, and logan is convinced that creed is always out to hurt him.

even more insane, with the added context of creed being jealous of silverfox, and also being aware that silverfox doesnt like logan barely in the same way logan likes her, him saying ‘i wouldnt mind a taste of that’ could not only be viewed as him making a joke to make logan feel better, but it could also be viewed as creed. well. not exactly refering to silverfox. and my defense for that theory is just that i think that creed hides a lot of his actual intent behind his words, and doesnt understand that other people arent understanding him. especially someone like logan.

anyway it has the potential to be viewed either way, friendship or romantic.

#sabrevine #sabretooth #wolverine #victor creed #logan howlett #team x #I HOPE THIS MAKES SENSE….. #i really like analyzing stuff like this cuz its not a nameless narrator. its LOGAN. this is HIS thoughts. so its not entirely reliable. #you never see what creed is actually thinking. so its all up to speculation. #he doesnt ever actually act out against logan in this book outside their fight(i think?)

[slayingstan]

Will you? Shuriri Fic.

Shuri's POV: 

Her and Riri had went to a bulls game 2 weeks ago, and she hasn't seen her since. Of course they called, and texted about all sort of tech related things. This was great, but she wanted to see her,  be around here, feel her. 

Ever since Riri left Wakanda and Shuri fixed her car, Shuri has formed a habit of doing things for her. Sending her doordash, paying her parking, and just venmo-ing her money. Shuri's love language has always been gift giving, she loved to go overboard.

Shuri felt her kimoyo beads buzz as she received a message, she prayed it was from Riri. Happily it was.

ironheart:  princesssss, whats up <3

black panther:  nothing much, stuck in the lab working on things

ironheart: like whatt?

black panther: a curse for cancer riri.

Shuri deadpanned through text.

ironheart: wait r u jk or nah?

black panther: im kidding riri im actually working on some mechanics 

ironheart: mechanics for whatt? i wanna know what ur doingg

black panther: its none of ur business <3 

Riri left her on read for a couple minutes. 

ironheart: sorry, some dickhead just spilled coffee on my tote bag. most of my stuff is fine but i think my ipad is going to be on the fritz after that :(

black panther: you made sure to back it up into icloud?

ironheart: yea, but i dont know what im going to do until i get it fixed. i hate using my laptop to design stuff

black panther: ill get you a new one, or i can fix it, or i can send you money to go fix it yourself. whatever u need i got you

ironheart: dude thats like 200 dollars, aint no wayyy

black panther: u calling me broke? 

Black Panther Has Sent You $400.

A notification popped up on Riri's phone from her venmo. 

black panther: oh alr

ironheart: wait u weren't joking about that? and you sent me 400, the repairs will be like 200. stop throwing your money at meee

black panther: get a new apple pencil, i remember you complaining about your old one acting funny. 

Riri's heart fluttered at Shuri's observantness and at the fact that she so easily spent money on her. 

ironheart: im gonna have to repay u somehow now

black panther: come see me, or i can go see you. thats payment enough

ironheart: a new mall just opened up here, we can go get something together

Black Panther Reacted to your message with: ❤️

Shuri felt like a fucking genius, and not because she was. She just found another way to see Riri, even though it involved her spending money. There was so sum of money that could compare to Riri's presence. 

"$400 really?" A voice said from across the lab. 

"What the fuck!" Shuri jumped in her lab chair. 

She heard a sinister chuckle that belonged to one of the most evil villains in existence, Okoye of the Dora Milaje. 

"Why are you in my lab?" Shuri shouted.

"When did you become a sugar daddy? Looks like we both have questions." Okoye responded.

"Sugar daddy? I'm simply helping a friend Okoye, stop making everything sound so bad." she responded as she rolled her eyes.

"Who's been paying for everything? Not the college student. But you can live in your delusions."  Okoye slid out of the room. 

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Riri's POV: 

Today was the day of her long awaited date. Did she recommend the mall because she knew Shuri would buy her things, Yes. Could this be a bad decision, Yes. Will she regret this, No. 

She wore a cute black bodycon dress with some white sneakers. She decorated her goddess braids with golden cuffs. She was waiting in front of her dormitory building. 

Suddenly a familiar black Lexus with tinted windows drove up and stopped in front of the building, she began to walk towards it. She watched as the princess stepped out of the front seat and walked around the car. She admired her outfit that was a brown leather suit that seemingly had no shirt under it, but it was buttoned high enough for that to not be an issue. 

"Hey!" Shuri opened her arms for a hug, and she received one.

"Long time no see, Princess." Riri rested her arms around Shuri's waist as she pulled away from the hug.

"I know right, it's been years at this point." Riri laughed at Shuri's exaggeration. She sat in the car as Shuri opened the door for her. 

Shuri sat in the driver's seat. Riri examined how slick the car was, she has never been inside this car.

"Griot, take us to the New shopping mall." Riri was shocked as the car began to drive itself.

"Is this safe?" She questioned. 

"Of course it is." Shuri leaned back in her seat.   ________________________________________________________________________________

Shuri's POV: 

They had just walked into the mall and they were wandering around a Forever 21. 

"This is so cute!" Riri pointed to a cropped sweater and then she looked at its price tag and her face dropped. 60 dollars. For this little sweater, no way.

"Whats wrong Ri?" Shuri noticed her face change. 

"Its 60 damn dollars, ain't no way I'm getting that." She put it back on the rack. 

"Thats ridiculous, we can head to another store." Shuri told her.

"Alright let me just try on these shirts." Riri left to the dressing room with a couple other things she grabbed. 

While Riri was gone trying things on, Shuri decided she was going to buy Riri come things she saw her put back, including that cropped sweater. She surprisingly finished checking out once Riri was done trying on clothes. 

"Alright let me check out and we can head off!" Riri said happily as Shuri followed her back to the checkout desk. 

Once everything finished scanning Riri pulled out her card and before she was about to swipe it, Shuri stopped her. 

"No need." Shuri quickly swiped her own card, it made a little ding noise as the purchase completed. 

"That was like 100 dollars worth of clothing! I could've bought it. " Riri lightly pushed Shuri as she grabbed the bags and walked out of the store. 

Shuri chased behind her. 

"Why can't i be nice to you? I like buying you things." Shuri stopped Riri from walking any further.

"You like to buy things for me?" Riri stared her in the eyes, questioning her.

"I'll buy you the world if you ask for it. Anything you want from me you can have it." Shuri stated, grabbing Riri's hands. 

"Why are you so generous towards me, Princess? Like i- " Riri was cut off.

"I think I'm in love with you, and I don't know how to express that besides buying you things. And I know how childish I sound but-" Shuri was cut off by Riri stepping closer to her and grabbing her face. 

Riri looked at the Princess's lips, then her eyes, then her lips again. 

"Is this okay?" Riri asked, and Shuri nodded not being able to gather her words.

Now they stood in the middle of the mall, it seemed as if fireworks were going off as their lips collided. It was slow at first, then they pulled apart from each other for a breath of air then connected once more at a faster pace. Shuri's hands began to drift a bit and that's when Riri grabbed them and pulled away from her. 

"As excellent as that feels you have to remember we are in the middle of a shopping mall, we are technically on our first date. I bet Bast is looking down on you wondering 'What the hell is this girl doing right now'. " Riri joked as she held Shuri's hand and began walking again.

Shuri laughed, everything felt way more relaxed now. 

"So now am I officially your sugar daddy?" Shuri joked.

"I think girlfriend sounds a whole lot better than that but you gotta work for it, and you can't pay your way there either." Riri sideyed her as she spoke.

"Well I guess it doesn't help that I brought that sweater, and those pants- an that other shirt." Shuri exposed herself.

Riri scoffed. "You just throw away money! The pants weren't even that cute either."

"But you look so cute right now so it was worth it." Shuri tried to charm the anger out of Riri.

"I need to get you out of here before you buy the whole store." Riri showed Shuri to the nearest exist.

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(this might be where i add some vibranium strap since yall whores r so thirsty)

Riri's POV: 

It's been about a 1 month since their trip to the mall, and Shuri's still been buying Riri plenty of things and taking her to expensive places. 

Today Riri's going to Wakanda to visit Shuri, but also do some work. And now she was sitting in an aircraft flying through the main border. She had brought a gift with her, after all of these months of being treated, Riri thought to return to favor. She was going to take Shuri out somewhere, give her a beautiful obsidian bracelet, and hopeful seduce her into some sort of 'activities'.

Their long distance and busy schedules have caused strain on certain aspects of their relationship, and Riri has been ready to return every favor Shuri has ever done for her in her bed tonight. She just knew it would be great. 

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Shuri's POV: 

She has been in her lab, working on a 'side project'. She had dismissed all the other sciences who assisted her in her lab for a couple of hours to work on something, and for good reason. Her project wasn't the most 'safe for work'. 

Quite frankly she was designing the world's best strap-on. A device so miraculous that the wearer could feel all sensation through it and at different intensities depending on the area of stimulation. 

She has been taking this seriously too, she was not doing to disappoint Riri. Shuri has had her fair share of sexual experiences, specifically with American girls who has no idea who she was. No complaints, No attachment. But Riri was different, Shuri wanted to absolutely rock her world. Make her scream, beg, cry even. And she wasn't going to stop until she got what she wanted.

She has been working on her prototype and plans on printing it about, now. Then she heard a knock on her lab door. She instantly opened up all her devices to another more appropriate project.

"Princess?" She heard a calming voice from upstairs. It has her shudder in excitement. 

"Riri williams?" She asked in an American accent and went up the stairs to meet her. 

As soon as they seen each other they connected their lips. The urge to go farther was very mutual. You could see their sexual tension in the air. Then they pulled apart. 

"Hey." Riri spoke quietly.

"Hey, I didn't expect you right now. It looks crazy in here." There were all sorts of technology scraps around the area. 

"Don't worry about it at all. I wanted to take you out of here actually. Get something to eat, maybe come back here afterwards." Riri smiled as she spoke, extending a subtle invitation to Shuri. 

"Yea- that's perfect actually. I need to get changed and such though." She looked down at her lab outfit which was just a comfortable red tracksuit. 

"Let's get you ready then." Riri grabbed Shuri by the hand. 

The two walked down a long hallway to Shuri's room. As soon as they were in there Shuri found an outfit to wear that went along nicely with Riri's chic blue dress. It was a pair of blue slacks and a white shirt. 

She changed in front of Riri honestly just forgetting that she was there. Riri watched in awe, admiring Shuri's muscular build. Her waist was slim, her abs were well defined, her collar bone was sharp. She didn't take Shuri as the type to wear boxers, but she did. They weren't form fitting, and dropped a bit in the front. Shuris hips were muscular as well and formed a v-shape. There was just go much to look at, she traced her eyes up and down the Panther's body, in a daze. 

"Riri?" Shuri said as she buttoned the last button on her shirt. She met eyes with the girl. 

"No- I mean yes? Yes, Shuri?" Riri shook herself out of distraction. 

"You ready to leave baby?" Shuri put a watch on her wrist, she obviously didn't need it but she liked decoration. 

"Yea! Let me use the restroom quickly." Riri quickly responded, and left to Shuri's bathroom. 

While she was gone Shuri commanded Griot to print her prototype and deliver it to her room.

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Shuri's POV: 

Their dinner was cute, a simple candle lit dinner. It was at a restaurant outside of central city. Riri paid, and even gave Shuri a present. Shuri had to fight the urges to pay for everything, however she made sure to leave their server a tip.

However now they had made it back to the palace. And were on their way back to Shuri's room.

As soon as Riri made it into the room, she sat on the bed and took off her heels. Shuri sat next to her and did the same thing with her dress shoes. 

"Can you help me unzip this dress?" Riri looked over to Shuri for help. 

"Sure!" She answered way to quickly. 

Riri turned to the side, Shuri made her way to the zipper and slowly unzipped the dress. She got distracted over she was done, she ran her hands down Riri's back. Then let her hands travel to Riri's open shoulders. She massaged them lightly.

Things were going smoothly until Shuri hit a nerve and Riri let out a light moan. The tension was back. Shuri did it again and got the same reaction. That's when she stopped. 

"I want you to touch me, more than that. Please?" Riri said helplessly, so quiet Shuri could barely hear. 

Shuri felt her heart pound, this was the moment. She fully pulled the dress off of Riri. Revealing a navy blue lace lingerie set. Shuri grabbed Riri by the throat and connected their lips again, however this time it was harsher than before, less control than before. Soon they were both panting. 

"I want to fuck you Riri. And you're going to enjoy it. I want to hear you moan and whimper. But before that happens I want you to know that I'm going to be rough, and react to that however you like. Scratch, cry, yell. But I'm going to make you cum over and over. So if there if any of that is against your liking, let me know now." Shuri stated, nonchalantly. 

Riri just shook her head no. 

"Say it, I need to hear you say it." Shuri commanded. 

"I'm cool with all of that." Riri said shakily. 

"Great." Shuri got up and began undressing. Her shirt, then her pants, then her bralet, and finally her underwear. She was cleanly shaven and moisturized, her body glistened against the moonlight from the open slightly opened window blinds. 

She made her way over to a box on her desk and opened it, there sat her 8 inch creation. It was a dark black with bright purple highlights along the side. She attached it to herself and Riri watched in awe as the machine seemed to actually connect to her, it wrapped around Shuri's waist on its own and the base covered all of Shuri's heat.

She walked back over to Riri. She unclipped Riri's bra and revealed her chest.

Riri shivered as Shuri took one of her breast into her hand lightly squeezed it. Shuri's lips wrapped around the bud, sucking lightly. 

Riri felt herself dripping through the fabric, she groaned wanting to be touched. She rolled her hips upward. 

"You don't know how to wait? I never thought you were the slutty type, You've proven me wrong. Maybe I need to teach you how to act." Shuri said as she glared up and the girl.

"So what if I am, what are you going to do about it?" Riri challenged, it was going to be a long night.

Shuri just laughed a bit. She pulled away and pulled Riri's soaked underwear off. She ran 2 fingers between Riri's sticky folds. As fingers were coated in wetness as she showed Riri. 

"You want this really bad don't you?" Riri stayed silent as she watched Shuri play with her. 

Suddenly Shuri grabbed her by the hips, flipping her onto her stomach. Her back impulsive arched. She noticed a mirror across from the bed, she saw how helpless she looked.

Shuri wrapped her hands around her new device, she felt some pleasure. She placed the tip of the cock against Riri's clit and rubbed it there.

The girls simultaneously let out low moans. 

"I'm a slut? Listen to yourself baby." Riri teased Shuri.

Riri's enjoyment was cut off by feeling something breach her entrance. She felt a pleasing pain as the entire length was pushed into her. Shuri shook a bit at the new feelings but soon enough she was pounding into Riri. 

Riri yelped and gripped the sheets of the bed. Their was loud slapping sounds. Riri could feel wetness dripping down to her stomach.

Shuri's hands sunk into Riri's hips as she went faster, she never felt anything like this. She felt Riri gripping around her. She stared at Riri in the mirror, she noticed she wasn't looking. 

She grabbed her by her braids, pulling her head up to make her look at herself in the mirror. She looked like a wreck, she looked like a braindead slut. Drool was dripping from her lips, her pupils were blown.

"Do you want to come baby?"  Shuri slowed down her pace. 

 She mumbled, incoherently. She was having a hard time thinking straight. 

Shuri slid almost all the way out of her then slammed back in. 

"Use your words." Shuri repeated the action and moaned. She could peel how wet Riri was through the strap, she was trying hard to keep it together. 

"Please Daddy, I'm sorry! Please let me come." Riri cried out. 

"There you go. Don't worry baby I'll make you come." Shuri set back at her fast pace.

Riri's face distorted a bit, her eyes closed in pleasure. She sunk down, struggling to hold herself up on her arms anymore. She finally came with a spine chilling moan. However Shuri continued to thrust into her. She began to whine. She tried to pull away a bit, and Shuri pulled her right back. 

"You know I feel like I really need to put you in your place. You have to remember that I'm the one in control here. I'm going to do whatever I want to you." She continued thrusting, the splashing sounds got louder. The comforter had a wet spot on it. 

Tears began to run down Riri's face because of the overstimulation. She was getting closer to cumming again. She yelled. Shuris grip tightened as she got closer as well. 

Riri's legs shook once more and she was cumming again. She was dripping everywhere and couldn't handle anymore.

"I'm done baby I can't go no more." Riri exclaimed. Shuri's breath hitched as she pulled out, she was so close this time. She felt like Riri was doing this on purpose, edging her. 

Riri turned facing Shuri seeing how flushed she looked. 

"Did you?" She asked, Shuri shook her head no.

Riri grabbed the strap in her hand and Shuri shuddered.  Riri smirked.

"You can feel that can't you? You made this didn't you?" Riri questioned. Shuri shook her head yes. 

"You were waiting for this? You wanted this bad didn't you? I'm a slut but you literally engineered a sex toy Princess." Riri teased her. She wanted to reverse the roles.

Riri moved her thumb around the tip of the device. Shuris eyes fluttered. 

"You made this well baby, I'm gonna have fun with this." Riri spoke and moved her head closer to the strap. 

She trapped her mouth around the tip and sucked lightly. Shuri thrusted her hips upward strongly. The tip touched the back of Riri's throat and she coughed a bit. She took that as an invite to go down farther. 

Words started to flow out of Shuri's mouth, the most sinful phrases. She said a few things in Xhosa, Riri didn't quite understand. 

Riri grabbed Shuri's thighs and decided to take all of the strap at one. She took a deep breath then went down. It slid deep down her throat. 

"Faster." Shuri grabbed Riri's hair and began to fuck her face. Tears pricked at Riris eyes. Shuri moaned loudly. 

"Riri!" Shuri shouted as she finally came. She pulled Riri off of her as she settled down. She unequipped the strap and it disconnected from her. She couldn't handle any more feelings at all.

Riri laid on the bed, her eyelids heavy. She looked ready to go to sleep. 

"You gotta stay up baby, I need to clean you up." Shuri brushed her hand along Riri's face as she spoke.

Riri just groaned. She could already tell Shuri was going to take this seriously. She realized that Shuri loved aftercare. She loved to take care of her period.

Shuri got up and went to her bathroom, turning the shower on a medium-high heat. Then she went back to the bedroom. 

"Go get in there while i make the bed. I'll be in there to join you." Shuri rubbed Riri's stomach and made her get up. 

Riri walked to the bathroom and when she was gone Shuri quickly changed her bedding. She didn't want to leave Riri in the shower alone for too long. She walked to the bathroom, it was steamy and she could see Riri's figure faintly through the foggy glass. She slid the glass over and stepped in. 

While they were in there Riri was struggling to stay fully awake a bit, she rested her body against Shuri as Shuri cleaned her gently. Shuri also managed to wash herself. She didn't take long because she knew Riri was exhausted. 

Shuri grabbed a spare robe off of the bathroom door. She put it around Riri and grabbed her own as well and put it on. At this point Riri was practically sleepwalking as she sat her on the bed. Shuri grabbed some shorts and a tank tops out of her drawer, she put a set on Riri and a set on herself. 

"Please lay down baby, I'm tired." Riri groaned as she got under the covers. 

Shuri quickly turned all the lights off besides a small purple star night light her had. Then she laid next to Riri and began to talk to her as she fell asleep. 

"You're so gorgeous, and perfect." , "You did so good." , "Your so smart." These were all things Shuri had been saying as RIri drifted off. 

"Shuri, I love you, and you're a great girlfriend but I'm tired baby. Sleep with me." Riri said softly. 

Shuri's heart fluttered 'girlfriend'. She was so happy to hear it finally said, used in a sentence. 

Shuri decided to be quiet, she wrapped her arms around Riri as she began to fall asleep. 

They were definitely sleeping in before work tomorrow. 

#smut #shuriri #shuri #riri williams #lesbians

[dullweapons]

❝ everything that you thought had meaning : every hope , dream , or moment of happiness ⸻ none of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield ... but does that mean our lives are meaningless ? ... would you say that of our slain comrades ? what about their lives ? were they meaningless ?... they were not ! their memory serves as an example to us all ! the courageous fallen ! the anguished fallen ! their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them ! & as we ride to certain death , we trust our successors to do the same for us ! 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 ! 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 ! 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐮𝐭 ! 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 ! ❞

GOD OF WILL ; RAY CADELL . ( god of soldiers , god of war , protector of women , protector of children , defier of fate , the great ax )

symbols : sword & shield , helmet , horses , battle axes , dark reds & browns , cows / bulls .

thousands of years of living & watching the cycle has intrigued the god of demons himself ; demise . who approaches ray & offers him power . ray at first refuses . he does not wish to be tied to him nor his maker any longer ⸻ but the power demise offers is true power , that of a god . he would serve no man nor god : only himself . demise only gives one condition . one that he will learn in time . begrudgingly , ray agrees .

with the power he becomes a new god under the pantheon : din , nayru , farore , hylia , demise & now ray . being new he is not the strongest of them but as time goes he grows in power . he becomes a god of war , often sought after during combats no matter how small . soldiers pray to him for wisdom on the battlefield . his houses are often safe havens for the downtrodden or abused . he is a more active god , answering as often as he can ⸻ but only when they have truly exhausted all other options . i don't see ray being a god who will approach & solve your problems . he would come when your knees are bloody & your voice is hoarse : & he would tell you to rise & remember yourself . take up your sword & fight .

that being said , he isn't going to force you . if anything he wants you to improve yourself . have self respect . you are not to run yourself to death under his care .

i also don't see him as a god who wants sacrifices or even offerings . no blood , no killing animals unless you need to ( such as for food or fur ) but if you wanna throw some jerky at his altar he aint gonna say no lol he chill .

random ideas :

maybe marries the goddess of time cause why not lol . she always liked him . any kids between them would be new gods -- better gods then the golden ones which like ..... ray wants them dead af

100% loves the gerudos still but does not force them to woshipship him . he gives gifts when he can . pls ........ he loves you guys so much :(

if you put his alter next to a hylia statue something in ur house gonna get BURNED DOWN . major no no .

#⸻ VERSE : godhood ✦ because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world ! ˎˊ˗ #( he is very ares coded & i love that for him ) #( rage my son!!!!!!! rage !!!!!!!! ) #( someone praying to ray : hello i -- ) #( ray : dude youre so fucking dehydrated drink water ) #( whats the condition ? well you see -- *runs away* )

[herequeerexitentialfear]

Solstices and the Siblings Birthdays.

so belated happy birthday to Celia [& Mura but this aint about her] im gonna go ham on solstice symbology for her & Cecio. Enjoy!!

[Celia & Cecio arent necessarily born on the solstices, but they are close enough that they celebrate their birthdays on them, as an easily memorable date that others celebrate]

so. Celia's birthday is the 21 of December [and the pwotr equivalent] [technically you could say today is also her bday bc the solstice if the important part]

now this is darkest night of the year, so ha ha born into darkness, but born into darkness, and reaching towards light. Celia braves onward through the dark, fighting slowly, second by second, to make a brighter world. its braving it through the later half of winter, when progress seems so small, all to one day turn around and feel the warm sun on your face for hours and hours, to have you whole days lit up by light. fighting on, remembering that triumph is made up of small steps, small victories.

Cecio's birthday is the summer solstice, [and a stupidly important date to me, as both a solstice, the date of an important festival and the closest thing i have to a brothers birthday. its also Georgie's birthday.]

the summer solstice is a celebration, but one of preparing for the long winter ahead, to see the coming darkness and revel in the peak of light, revel in the light that you fought for to come back. its a time of community and solidarity, of enjoying the light and also reminding yourselves that you will fight against the dark, you will enjoy this day again next year, and that no matter what, you will have each other. it is a day to celebrate the light and come together to fight the oncoming darkness.

its a day of celebration of the good, and a day of mourning of the bad, but remembering that next year you will be together once again under the bright seemingly never ending sun. i would say its bittersweet, but its not quite. its tears of grief on dancing bodies, strength coexisting with grief, screaming to the world that you will rise again, you will survive the winter, and dance once again under the summer solstice sun with those you love. its a time to look back upon with fondness.

Cecio is born to the sun, the joy, but it slip's away, yet he will always treasure the light in the shabby flat, the light of his family, and their love. still, he descends, even as he fights it with those golden memories. his father, his rule, drags him into the darkness, down and down, even the memory of whats good not letting him fight back as much as he wants, the shortened days making him struggle to even think that much warmth and light can exist in one day, with people who care. so he descends, the light and love being drained out of him.

only for him to reach his darkest hour, and who is there but his sister, the winter solstice, and the night after, the promise of a brighter tomorrow. it will be a hard fight, a long one, but they will dance beneath the summer solstice sun once again! it will be long, and slow and hard, but they will fight for the light, and they will find it once again, together, the best way to fight the dark.

#thebirdwrites #gold & silver #celia #cecio #if you cant tell i love the solstices and get emotional about the summer one

[tfw-no-tennis]

beest warbs s2

andddddd ruth and i finished s2!!

new opening! which is mostly just clips from the s1 finale

ok i guessed that optimus would come back bc like, duh. but i was surprised that he didnt come back like, Instantly 

the new transmetal forms............................ugliy

sorry bhjsdkrhfjkasfk i dont like them....i cant believe im saying it but i prefer the cgi animals from s1 😩 it made sense! it tied into the premise of the show! now theyre just these weird shiny robo-animals...who also can fly and drive around and stuff...nah fam that aint it

cheetor doesnt even have freckles anymore 😭

also as the season went on the whole ‘energon shorts out robot forms, which necessitates beast forms’ thing was kinda quietly dropped, which doesnt make 100% sense since not that many characters got the transmetal forms

the funniest fucking thing is that the s2ep1 summary was literally just ‘terrorsaur and scorponok fucking die’ and THAT WAS IT hjdfksjkfjadfhjlad ruth and i saw that and were like HUH???

and honestly their deaths were so abrupt and unceremonious that i seriously would not have even known they had Legit Died if it hadnt been for that summary. i literally wouldve thought that theyd just end up going in a CR chamber and it wouldve been confusing as hell when they didnt come back lmaooooo

so yeah rip beta cuck and diet diet starscream lite i guess

ok and ep 2 was wild, with dinobot going on ANOTHER Shakespeare soliloquy spree, and then all that western stuff at the end??????

that was so fucking weird and hilarious. wtf 

also have i mentioned...i love dinobot. dramatic gay bitch 

also....new characters! silverbolt and quickstrike are here to quickly replace terrorsaur and scorponok lmaoooo

why does quickstrike have a southern accent when the south doesnt even exist yet as a cultural region

i love how immediately obvious it was that silverbolt was not gonna stay a predacon for long lmao

and then optimus primal returns!! looking wack as FUCK 

hvhakjdfnbskjdf sorry but i dont like his new look at all lmao. he looks weird as hell in both robot mode and “beast” mode, and im not into the whole flying snowboard thing...whats that abt

when dinobot rode around on rattrap vjhsdlfjkashdbhfjk that was so fucking funnyyyy

i cant get over megatrons new form w/the Evil Rollerskates™ thats just. so much lmaooooo but also mood bc if i could i would totally have built-in rollerskates 

did yall know i love tarantulas....that gay mad scientist bitch is hilarious

also i knew ahead of time that silverbolt and blackarachnia have a Thing but it was still soooo Much when they fought and then silverbolt refused to hit her bc shes a girl bsvdkjnfasndf

ruth: OH MY GOD HES A SIMP

ok and the ep where dinobot goes back to the predacons...bro...and everything w/the golden disk too?? that was wild 

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE AIRAZOR AND TIGATRON GOT FUCKING KIDNAPPED??? HELLO????

are they like. coming back? ever????? that was just It for them this season uhhhh so i guess we’ll have to hope they return in s3? omg

also quick shoutout to the infamous japanese dub of beast wars which accidentally made some canon gays by making airazor a dude. great job guys 

ohhhh my god when theres that alien ship thing and megatron is in it and then a big version of his face appears on the side of the ship? horrible

also i feel like beast wars megatron spends half his screentime sitting in various chairs...even when he went into that alien ship he ended up finding a big fancy chair to sit in

so yeah all that alien stuff was WILD. we still know so little abt them so im rlly interested to see if more will come up in s3 (im assuming at least a little since airazor and tigatron have to come back). like, are we gonna learn what theyre trying to do on earth? what they look like? etc?

ok silverbolt is always talking abt how blackarachnia is a good maximal on the inside and she just needs to embrace it etcetc, to me it feels like he’s a religious guy whos trying to get the girl he likes to accept jesus into her heart so they can be together hbvhajkdhbfhjksd sorry 

also silverbolt is hilarious. he’s like, a hammy simp. the way he talks is rlly entertaining lol

also theyve been namedropped a couple times so far, but what the heck is up w/the maximal council or whatever? they seem to be the ones in charge of the maximals (and presumably cybertron?), but we know literally nothing abt them...im curious

ooomg and rampage...everything w/rampage was sooo fucked like him being basically immortal is wild, and then he showed up and was tearing shit up all over the place, and then megatron fucking...removed his spark and was like You Work For Me Now. daymmmm that was so fucked up 

and he seemed to calm down after the first ep so i was like mannn i wish they would address the whole thing where megatrons controlling him - tho the maximals dont even seem to know abt it, they probably just think rampage joined them on his own. oof

and lbr even if they did know, they probably wouldnt be super motivated to free him since rampage attacked them previously, and likely wouldnt join the maximals even if given the choice

oh my god okay hold up i cant forget that DINOBOT FUCKING DIED i cant fucking believe it mate. GOD

i miss that gay moron 😔

also aside but the pre-human monkey people look soooo fucking janky hbvajkdhfjkhsdf god. so bad im sorry

oh my god and the whole thing w/the golden disc saying ‘sounds of earth...’ ruth and i saw that inscription earlier in s2 and ruth was like ‘oh isnt that a real thing, they sent out the Voyager probe into space w/a disc that has different sounds from nature and music and stuff on it called ‘sounds of earth” AND THEN THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT THIS WAS...

i thought that was so cool, the fact that the golden disc could basically be used to look into the future...and then alter the future accordingly

its also super cool that the writers used something from REAL LIFE in the story in such a way. like, thats cool as hell, and idk much media that does so

especially bc beast wars is one of very few transformers series to not include any human characters (discounting the monkey pre-humans), so this is a really cool way to involve humanity without having any recurring human cast members

when dinobot nearly committed seppuku...uhm jesus bro

and then when he fought off all the predacons ALONE, and then FUCKING DIED...that was legit sad as hell...like he kept almost going into stasis lock but kept overriding it which was gonna kill him and AUGH

and then when the maximals show up as he’s dying...mannnn

and his last words - “and the rest is silence.” poetic and quoting Shakespeare until the literal end I see

basically that episode was fucking brutal but also really good. phew

AND THEN ITS FOLLOWED UP BY THE TRANSMUTATE EPISODE...ruth and i watched these two eps back to back in one night and afterwards we were basically braindead. that was A Lot 

the transmutate ep HHHHH where to even start

ok so transmutate...the whole story was just fucking tragic but also. TERRIFYING...

like this ep gave me the same vibes that i got when i watched the movie ET in like 4th grade and got scared as hell 

like, i am a Full Grown Adult and NOT ONLY THAT i had a job in a cadaver lab for like 5 YEARS so i generally am not easily scared but holy SHIT this episode legit unsettled me liiiike

the design and animation (and voice acting) on transmutate were like....terrifying oh my god. like, the way she(?) moved was so scary, with the slow movements and just, everything w/the neck/head....AUGH

and that like, pained screech she did ???? that was just horrible oh my god

anyways literally ruth and i spent this entire ep just like, cowering and yelling out of fear lmao. i went outside in the dark later and i swear i saw transmutate in the shadows. terrifying

in terms of the plot of the ep, that shit was fucked up. it basically amounted to silverbolt and rampage fighting over transmutate w/little regard for transmutate as a person, and ending w/her dying. which was fucked btw

and the fact that everyone was like ‘oh yea transmutate basically doesnt count as an alive sentient being’ was messed up bc they came to that conclusion very quickly and with only a small amount of data....messed up. also messed up is how the maximals suggested putting transmutate in like, a medically induced coma basically, bc she was a freak of nature. which may be true but STILL, that probably violates some ethical laws. arent yall supposed to be the good guys?!

also rampage trying to befriend and save transmutate was sad...especially knowing his circumstances w/megatron and stuff. just Ls all around

ok this cuts off abruptly but thats all folks ig vbajdkfbjksdf

#I FOUND THSI IS MY DRAFTS LOL this is so old and also incomplete but whatever archiving !! #lj and ruth watch beast wars

[marztheincredible]

Question

Albeit a fun crossover one

If the Amphibia Trio were sent to the Boiling Isles, how well do you think they would do? Although I suppose that would also depend on when they were sent…

Bonus kudos for how’d they’d react to immersion evolution?

Ooo, good one!

If this was after Amphibia, I’m sure they would adapt!

If together, they would defiantly be suspicious of Belos and this whole system of magic, ESPECIALLY Marcy, she would eat this world up!

“Your telling me your magical school house is based of the magic you’re gonna cast for the rest of your life?” Marcy asks incredulously.

“Uh, yeah?” A Witch answers.

“That’s terrible!”

She would then infodump about different magic systems from her favorite movies and books. Anne and Sasha stand back to be Marcy’s emotional support and remind her to take breaks to breath.

Now, if this was before Amphibia, and the girls are separated…we’ll that’s a whole bunch of possibilities aint it?

I could see Marcy getting roped in (and adopted) by Raine and the BATS. Her personality when first arriving to a new world would have her excited to join a mysterious rebellion using music as magic. Fits her vibe.

Anne could end up with Eda or another Wild Witch. Honestly, if this is TB!BoilingIsles, Anne would probably meet a Druid (Dell perhaps 👀) and learn from them!

Sasha….whew. Her and The Golden Guard would have a rivalry. Sasha has appeared in the Emperors castle. Belos, seeing another human and another possible way to get back home, latches onto Sasha. The EC just became Manipulation central times 100.

Sasha sees the EC as the ultimate way to get home. Why should she care about politics? This Belos guy seems alright and he’s done right by the people. This Golden Guard is a problem though, he’s always up in her business.

Immersion Evolution would horrify Anne and Sasha but Marcy would embrace it fully.

The girls would vary, I would take into account of the power of the stones and how that warps them.

Because the stones have always been based in Amphibia, mixed with the magic of the isles, the girls would probably gain Amphibian phenotypes. Similar to how you see some witches with horns or tails and other features.

Keeping with nostalgia, Anne would begin to grow webbed feet and hands.

Marcy, a salamanders tail and a bit of fire breath for kicks.

Sasha’s natural strength would increase twofold, eyes become toad like and perhaps a wart-like hide would cover parts of her shoulders and creep up her neck like armor.

#the owl house #toh #fanfic #amphibia #anne bounchoy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #ask #this was fun! #the girls would have a wild ride in TB Boiling Isles

[ginevrafangirl]

Love Between Fairy and Devil Commentary Part 2

More highlights from my reactions to this drama, episodes 13-24.

Part 1 | Part 3

SPOILERS ahead!

oh no emo boy is staging a coup // also the actor for emo boy really has peak younger sibling face

his expression is EXTREMELYY badass rn // though you still need to redeem yourself after that unneeded kissing of girlie

omg i think batman actually cares about his friend, he just laid his head down ectremely gently

does batman love his bestie enough to transfer his cultivation? // omg he DOES

i LOVE me some depth to my villains

oh jin guangshan is the god of thunder and lightning! its always the king of the gods that has that power!! the parallels to greek and indian mythology!

oh dragon boy, you were so close yet so far // i love these loyal sweet slightly naive yet super powerful and badass right hand men of the male lead // dragon boy, welcome to the club that consists of wen ning, zhong li, chuanyu, and someone from eternal love i am most certainly forgetting (mdzs/cql, who rules the world, eternal love references)

OMG HE MADE THE FLOWER PETALS FALL

lol people wrote smut about them // i meannnn its basically celebrity real person fic

sauron: i wanted to see you // girlie: see ME?? // sauron: i wanted to see you FIX THE BOOK

boy the moment you feel ANYTHING sweet for her you double down on being a dick

lesbian shopkeeper is a hustler and has STREET SMARTS

okay i suppose i gotta cut dragon boy some slack, he is indeed a literal dragon and doesnt understand human customs

jieli is the human 'are we dating' buzzfeed quiz

sauron: its EMOTION time baby

this is the game of thrones lesbian 'teaching you how to make love to our chief' scene

girlie is actually twirling her hair ornaments around her fingers

tragic misunderstanding brothers, my jammm

sauron: i have no emotions. thus i dont love you // girlie: i am so happy that means you dont hate me // like GIRL

i love when this show does comedy man, its so funny

i mean she is literally TAKING EDIBLES

is her hair jewellery getting more and more elaborate??

honestly batman could be honest about his true plan and i think iceman would understand

batman is growing on me as well. his motivations are kinda dark lwj, actual dean winchester vibes // and he actually cares about iceman. fucking yu wuyuan WISHES he had this kinda dimensions (mdzs/cql, supernatural, who rules the world references)

jin guangshan is the true villain of this show, just like hes the only true villain in mdzs

the love triangle i do not love, but its funny that in any other show iceman and girlie would 100% be the main leads, i mean their backstory set that up PERFECTLY

god is speaking to ice god // oh its jin guangshan speaking from the sky

damn man must not even be able to jerk off without big brother watching

dragon boy: you're also an orphan? // sir there are a lot of orphans in this world

dragon boy you want to be trustworthy and honest and you're working for THE LITERAL DEVIL

catwoman has a WHIP!? of CHAINS? thats BADASS

she fixed it??? since when did she magically gain THAT ability

its really interesting how physical objects enter illusions and dreams // by that i mean the fucking golden leaf

'how dare you come for my people' cue ROCK GUITAR SOLO

sir you already broke the couldron once, aint batman just gonna glue it back together again?

they sure sacrifice the plot effects of the one heart curse in favor of romance quite a bit

evil god??? there is a god named evil god??

i think girlie has grown proper fond of sauron // she is acting so 'oppaaaa' aegyo-y to him rn

who tf sleeps with their arms crossed, sauron, you can be such a pouty child sometimes

i am glad they showed the effect on all the soldiers and families that die in meaningless battles

soooo since she looks like an old woman, i guess in this universe immortals do age, just really really slowly

cue the 'why are you running meme' except its sauron being chased by an emotion

oh his emotions are growing! its cause she is the goddess of xiyun that can cure anything (oop)

i think daddy was losing the war and got desperate and traumatized his kids

she is wearing more jewellery! symbolism of her falling more in love and growing more comfortable by his side?

sauron: oh NO i am feeling an EMOTION

the founder of the moon tribe is lady yan, aka princess yue heheeh (atla reference)

jieli, honey, why did you have to make things so hard for yourself and try to steal

jieli stealing makes no sense, she is a smart woman, she wouldnt take that kinda risk

so sauron here is incredibly op and the big struggle he has to overcome is dealing with his own emotions

this is a very thinly veiled metaphor for men being fucked up and emotionally repressed and the women in their lives having the responsibility (even if taken willingly) to fix the emotions

langhua is THE 'i can fix him' girlie now that she cares about him

girlie always finds her backbone whenever it comes to a man smh

i think girlie and lesbian shopkeeper should date, dragon boy and sauron should date, girlie and sauron should date, and just be a fun polyamourous quartet

daddy is a qi deviated nie mingjue (mdzs/cql reference)

if the book is burnt to ashes, how are you gonna find a random pile of ashes? how do you know its the book? // someone very conveniently collected the ashes and put them back in the original box and put the box in the throne

if the final step to the ritual is patricide, how will he successfully complete the ritual this time?

bro just became ghost rider

also why was there a throne in the bedroom of daddy?

difference between daddy and sauron and the nie bros is that nhs always knew his brother loved him very much (mdzs/cql reference)

she is INSANE to willingly jump into a whirlpool to go to the afterlife to ask a very scary demon lord if he loved his son // girlie is one dedicated pr agent

she is just supermanning through this water // and he is ironmanning through it

if the guqin was repaired by magic, why can you see the cracks?

its a tragedy innit

oh why do i get the feeling he is gonna have to kill her to win some kinda battle and control hellfire again

this dad is the exact opposite of elio's dad in cmbyn

they are practically shoving the cinematic parallels in my face

also there was absolutely NO need to get shirtless lmao he just wanted to show off

give him a hug, girlie // YES // wow // that must be his first hug since his nanny // fuck the patriarchy for not letting men hug each other

sauron with his hair down is a LOOK

emo boy wanted to spend time with his gegeee

she has huge asian mom energy by bribing him with food

i'm not sure if he still wants to take over the fairy tribe or not, this could be a potential conflict in the future

is girlie STILL in denial about her liking him? boy you like the IDEA of ice man but the actual sauron. stop lying to yourself

LMAO he's like i will kill everyone for you so you can go back homee

ice god is suffering from a sad case of second lead syndrome

wow security at the tower is BAD if she was able to sneak him out so easily

dont you dare follow him danyin // NO // do NOT // oh fuck me // ofcourse she did

i wanted some fun mortal shenanigans, not this angst

girlie there are only a few people in shuiyuntian that are worth leaving a powerful man who you've got in the palm of your hands

i think its so funny the mortal realm is called yunmeng lake

dragon boy and lesbian shopkeeper are slick wit it

so the show is shipping my bisexual icons the shopkeeper and dragon boy?? i can fuck with that

oh wow the girlies are gaslighting and manipulating love that for them

you mean to tell me a mansion of this size was simply up for sale???

being a brothel entertainer is probably what being an idol was like

DID BISEXUAL SHOPKEEPER JUST EAT A RAW BHINDI (a bhindi is a ladysfinger vegetable)

the voice actor is giving the ice mans dad so much more oomph than the actor

oh god mortal ice man is gonna fall for fake mortal girlie

sauron: what is this strange illness that has befallen me // dragon boy: idk man but i have it too // me: WUV

daddy again? i thought we were done with this arc // but i guess you cant heal from trauma that easily

that moon is huge, at this size it would most definitely flood the earth

i wonder whether lady si ming will make an appearance in this story

motral jack frost was BORN with the jade??? did it also come out of his mortal moms fanny??

NAURRR I DONT WANT HER BELOVED TO BE SAURONNN

sauron: jealousy jealousyy

jack frost, being the true artist that he is, getting creative in the middle of the night

the way you can tell that girlie is well and truly over jack frost is that she seems excited about his match with lady war

and that kids, is what you call a self fulfilling prophecy

this is a whole grown ass man, and theyre making him go back to school??

JACK FROST CALLED SAURON HIS ZHIJI??? // proof that polyamory is always the answer

finally!! the batman and lady war backstory i have been waiting for

honestly i am all for destroying shuiyuntian, i have no reason to side with the so called heroes of this show

what is it with disciples that are unhealthily attached to their masters and are willing to go to literally any lengths to revive them after dying // the sam and dean style of unhealthy attachement (eternal love, supernatural references)

human jack frost is such a simp

how is it ep 23 and there still hasnt been a love confession

so sauron is a makeup artist too?? // the james charles of ugly makeup??

i love when incredibly powerful men are vain bitches

they are beneficial conqueror vs peace loving hippie couple

jack frost is a playboy but he will never steal another mans love. it doesnt matter if the woman says no, the only barrier in his road is another man laying claim

siblings or dating: cdrama edition

pissy and bitchy dongfang qingcang IS SO FUNNY I AM DYINGG

dont just tell me that catwoman killed everyone, SHOW ME // i wanna SEE her go on a murderous rampage

honestly the bisexual power couple's dynamic, jieli and shangque, is suited to my taste. her just bullying him and him liking it

girlie has incest on her mind

"asking for a friend"

omg DANYIN TRANS ICON CONFIRMED

not jieli actually saying 'i am not like other girls'

jieli is a BUSINESSWOMAN she has no time for ROMANCE

girlie is having deja vu

This was it for episodes 13-24! There will definitely be a part 3 for the last 12 episodes.

PS: I alternate between calling changheng ice god and jack frost, and variations, but they are the same person!

#love between fairy and devil #langhua #fairy orchid #dongfang qingcang #ronghao #danyin #changheng #lbfad #lbfad commentary #gf originals #loooooooooooong post

[sleepingbutawake]

What i think of you based on your obey me kin (as a belphie kinnie)

Lucifer

Y'all hot as fuck

Where is your classical music playlist

I know you guys have a good taste in this

Why is there so much coffee mugs?! Wait, is this one tea?

Always the responsible one huh?

Giving me parent of the group or eldest sibling energy tbh

Y'all always say „stay safe” at some point so im now gonna say it to you

Stay safe, drink water, sleep and dont worry *sends virtual hug* <3

Mammon

Y'all funny as fuck

They think you're stupid but there are always some suprised up your sleeve

Sassy vibe for me

Either the child or the crackhead of the group

Either falling for the "yo mama" or "deez nuts" jokes or making them

You like fancy things

Material gworl and thats end of sentense

Dont forget to drink water, have a rest and challinge someone to your favorite card game (i know you'll win tho-)

Levi

You guys alre shy

But not "👉👈, 😢" shy

Like this " 😐,🕴️" shy

Memes = love language

Pls share with me your anime list

I think you hate physical touch but also craves physical touch

You have that gamer Rage but mostly a pretty chill person

Im not even gonna question your sleep schedule

Just a reminder to drink water, eat your veggies and beat some asses in online games 😉

Satan

What number is the book your reading rn?

I wanna see your libraly card

It's the Dark academia aestetic for me

Youre giving me vibe of old libraly in a rainy day

*daddy issues by The Neighborhood starts playing in the back round*

Anger issues dont lie to me

You like to cause mischief or pranking people

Cat person

Also a reminder to stay to stay safe and drink water

Asmo

Sassy/wine aunt friend of the group

I know you have some good tea to spill

Material gworl 2.0

You're pretty hot ngl

Sweet but you will burn anyone in a roast battle

*shows you my nails* ok, sweetie, your turn

Dirty minded and dont try to hide it

You're a fashion specialist to me and i aint taking it back

Selfie queen

Reminder to take care, drink water and tell everyone to fuck off who doesnt respect you for who you are :) <3

Beel

You have a golden retriever energy for me and i love that

„Love goes throught stomach.” and no explanation needed

I think you have soft spot for your family

Mostly chill but you will wreck someone's shit if they cross the line

Reminder to eat, drink water and stay safe <3

Belphie

Lets be honest

Sleeps whole night and you're still tired

Same

I think you still sleep with plushies, dw me too i have 5 hbu?

Sleep = best solution to all problems

You sleep in school and still have good grades

You're in school just bc of the drama but shhh

Knows all the tea

Its the Dark humor and phonk/metal music for me

Probably you also like to watch some murder mysteries or horrors or some really creepy shit

Dark colored baggy clothes it is

Your clothing style is either full emo with chains and rings or pajamas no in between

You respect peoples opinion about Belphie but if someone starts talking real shit about him....shit's about to go down

You bite and i aint taking it back

Reminder to sleep well, drink water, eat, beat some asses and dm me if you wanna be mutuals <3

(No but srsly if you wanna be mutuals pls dm me on tumblr)

#obey me lucifer kin #obey me mammon kin #obey me levi kin #obey me satan kin #obey me asmo kin #obey me beel kin #obey me belphie kin #obey me shall we date kin

[theitalianmafia]

what if I just hit you with a #5 for uncommon OC asks for all of who you listed >:3c I wanna know

alrighty here we go!

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

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Fiona: She's extremely forgiving and understanding, but if you show blatant disregard for the well being of others she aint gonna trust you. Or if you're Naoise.

She generally believes that trust needs to be given in order for it to be reciprocated, and will give people the benefit of the doubt most of the time unless they have proven otherwise.

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Archibald: My man is smart enough to be a Problem and doesn't exactly trust anyone. He's deeply curious about people and things though, making him the kind of person to be cordial to get close, but is always ready to fucking burn that bridge at the most opportune moment if he gets some bad vibes.

He also kinda has an innate sense of when things are just kinda Wrong in terms of nature. Like he laid eyes on a corrupted sidhe once, never having seen one before and was like "lol time to kill" much to Naoise's displeasure. Deeply curious about things that are supposed to be there, very much "learn what you can and kill asap" with things that shouldn't be. Is that good? sometimes, but your brain has some natural protections from your immune system for a reason.

Long story short? He can seem to be fine with someone, then turn on what seems to be a dime. Constantly in a state of evaluating the world. Many thoughts head full, will never let you know.

--

Deidra: if u fuck up once she will not trust u with the same task again. Uncomplicated. Elegant. She's in charge.

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Xolia (star wars version): She's 200 years old, has a lot of perspective. Relaxed but generally on-guard, like how u are at the walmart. Has learned a lot of hard lessons about trust, being the object of mistrust herself (rightfully so). She tries to be forgiving, since she was offered forgiveness and a second chance. Friends are more valuable than enemies.

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Oliarth: golden retriever. puppy dog man. He's the one that took in Xolia, a whole sith lord, when she came to the Jedi for help. He will be your friend. Wants to trust so so bad.

#oc things

[mrs-monaghan]

Ive been noticing jks been showing a lot of his apartment lately, i know he usually doesnt shy away from this but it almost seems deliberate. He did it on his 3D tiktok where the camera angle intentionally went wider showing areas seen in that video. Also today in his live when showing where he films tiktoks he showed a fair bit of his apartment, again all the parts shown in that video. I apologise for bringing that up again it was just interesting to me because it almost seems like he wants people to notice how things were evidently different. Sometimes i feel like im reading too much into it and please feel free to let me know if i am but as we all know jk is very smart and on the ball, considering the comments about the address and it being online for everyone to see. Again insinuating that its all there for sceptics to see, they only have to open their eyes.

Much love💞💞💞

I can see this. I wouldn't worry too much about reading too much into Jikook. They've been leaving crumbs for us for years. So I don't blame jkkrs for always trying to connect them. Difference between us and "others" is that when we are proven wrong we move on. U know?

I don't blame u for thinking he showed his room on purpose to debunk the video.

Just like I don't blame us who believe Jikook have been dropping eo off and sometimes picking eo up from the airport all year.

I also don't blame those who read into the amount of hearts JK dropped during LC

Love for Army. Who is Army?

I don't blame the people who think silver and golden just like the sun and moon.

And they both know they are called the sun and moon.

Some of us are cheesing over the fact that JK's album is gonna have 11 songs. 3 are out so only 8 left. That's 8/11 y'all.

This tiktok is an old trend and the song is a man listing women names and then JK's caption read "I'm going the other way" some jkkrs think this meant JK was saying he's gay; goes the other way. Simply because of the timing where he'd just told us he doesn't have a girlfriend like 42 times. Just coz I didn't see it like that, doesn't mean I would blame anyone for reading into that TT. Cue the line love is a road that goes both ways in GCFT. First the fairys wheel is a rainbow

then its just normal.

Is it because love goes both ways?? Again, can't blame no-one for concluding it's what he meant.

Jikook are smart. Like really smart, and they do this shit all the time. We all know what happened with Jimin and the glasses.

Thread analysis on the whole thing here.

Jikook have been wilding out in these streets for years anon, we can't be blamed for believing they're a couple. Aint no such thing as coincidence when it comes to them 2.

Read away!

#gcf in tokyo #ask shaz #bts ask #jikook #kookmin #minkook #jimin and jungkook #jimin #jungkook #jikook analysis #jikook theory #jikook theories

[novel-blogs]

Genshin Impact Sells Jars on the Tivat Planet

During a recent visit to the tivat continent, I was surprised to find that Genshin Impact has a store selling jars. I asked the owner about it and she told me that she has a few jars, but not many. I told her that I would try to visit her store to see what she had in stock. She agreed to let me come and pick out a jar to sell. She was very nice and told me about the history of the jars and how she sells them. I was very happy to be able to visit her store.

Kujo Saura left a jar

Among the hundreds of billions of gypsums found on the Tivat continent, one particular jar of the stuff caught the attention of the illustrious Lin Mo. During his brief tenure as the mascot of the Tivat Empire, he was a whirlwind of fun and frolics, and left his mark on the map one way or another. Not long after that, he ascended the throne of the sexiest man in a jar, and tidied up the place, natch. It was the kudos of the aforementioned Lin Mo that prompted his mate to inquire about his aforementioned exploits. The following week, the duo set out to the Tivat tepee and were not disappointed. They were greeted by a well-oiled machine and a jovial host. During the process, they learned that the Tivat Empire was a veritable goldmine. The only snag is that the jars of yums are locked up in their respective shackles.

Lin Mo left a jar

Whether or not you're a big fan of the afore mentioned Tianquan Star or the aforementioned cyborg, the jar aint gonna take you down - or at least make you go haywire. However, a quick trawl through the city's maze like streets will have you feeling like you've traveled to a different universe. The best part is, you'll find a plethora of small business owners willing to share their wares with you - and yours truly. As you can imagine, this is the golden era of business networking. The perks are aplenty, and the rewards are well deserved. It's a shame the city's many restaurants are a little too expensive for your dsh, but that's a different story. Besides, you can always find someone to share a meal with, and at the same time, you can snag a nice round of golf.

Kujo Saura's jar

During Genshin Impact 2.1, a new item, Crown of Insight, will be introduced. This item can be acquired through events and is vital to maxing out Sara's talents. It is only available through Limited Time Events.

Kujo Saura is a respected opponent. She is the adopted daughter of the Kujou Clan, and she is loyal to the Tenryou Commission. She is a four star Electro Bow character, and her best function is as a support DPS. She has the ability to perform up to five consecutive shots with her bow, and her Aimed Shot is more precise. She also accumulates crackling lightning on her arrowhead. She can shrink Haizhidao if attacked. She is part of the Steam Bird Newspaper, and writes about knowledge of astrology and astrology.

Kuok Sahara's presence in Liyue is good news for Coral Palace Xinhai. This means that the cognate’s soldiers are on par with the resistance army. It also means that people in Liyue will not be attacked. It is a good idea for Coral Palace Xinhai to move to Inawi.

Kujo Saura's presence in Liyue means that the shogunate is no longer the only soul figure in the shogunate. There are other people who are important to Liyue, such as Captain Beidou. These people will help people in Liyue deal with problems.

[felikatze]

finished season 10 it was good. it works as a 4 ep movie but 8-9 were back to back bangers so it falls a liiiiitle flat. a little.

onto my detailed feelings abt it

first of all congrats jaya on the engagement that subplot was ADORABLE. jay asking kai to practice the engagement is vry cute cuz it shows also that kai is EXTREMELY supportive of this relationship now whereas a long long time ago he. was not. jay is officially a wifeguy congrats. love that he asked her during the fuckin climax cuz he was afraid to die and never ask her. what’s better than battlefield proposals. props to nya for just casually accepting anyway and not sniping at him for the proper time n place. jaya have rights sometimes. the relationship is p much always at its best when it’s not the main focus and just exists in the bg to be cute.

next up cole he can never catch a fucking break can he. love that everyone was down to assume he’s fucking DEAD and actually grieving him until kai’s like “yeah he’ll come back” and then he does. cole could come back for the unbelievable fucking reason of “remember in episode 1 of the season when he left the car stuck in traffic” i wanted to scream once i realized that. THE TRAFFIC JAM WAS PLOT RELEVANT? IN THIS WAY?? goddamn. also the very very very casual implication cole may or may not be part oni cuz he DID manage to make it through the dark cloud even if he had difficulties cuz remember lloyd also had trouble at first. this will never be addressed ever i feel that in my bones and its just gonna sit there in my mind and that’s the funniest shit ever. we aint talking abt this.

i was a bit more meh on this season than 8 n 9 but it did have its moments and one of my favs was nya beating herself up over getting cole killed (cept not really) and kai going to comfort her. he’s bad at words but he’s trying. consistency in that nya tends to hone in on her own mistakes esp here compounded with grief but nicely resolved when she gets to keep the scythe of quakes for a bit and is the one to hand it back to cole.

in my paragraph outline because i have to organize by thoughts by now this just say “garmadon.” because. oh boy where do i begin. a LOT of garmadon moments in the front half of this season feel like s1/2 rehash cuz “oh noesss we have to cooperate with garmadon and he’s evil!” i do admit that this season adds back some of his charm from those first two season but then again s1/2 just did it better yeah? there’s the new aspect of him still trying to understand love and friendship when he can’t really feel it anymore which is pretty interesting. it’s a big difference to the early garmadon where his love was the main conflict to his obligatory evil nature.

tbh i feel this version of garmadon worked better in conjunction with harumi since she’s the lloyd foil and its much harder for him to carry scenes without her. also at the end he just walks out which is fun. “yeah i’m secretly conflicted but outwardly i’m 100% cold heartless evil. anyway BYE.”

i could say more abt him here but i wont k thanks

the finale for this season is REALLY well set up see cole’s car. but ALSO the tornado of creation as the final solution is set up well cuz in the beginning there’s EXTRA focus put on its mural and its importance to the history of the ninja. this way, it doesn’t feel like a deus ex machina ya.

the oni are like. schrödinger’s build up to me. cuz in the prev 2 seasons they’re talked abt as the Big Bad Destroyers Of Darkness but then again them being Gone is like The season 9 plot twist. this ofc opens the question of “well where the fuck are they then” with season 10 going “they’re here now :)” which sounds like a fine setup if that didnt leave “well where were those fuckers BETWEEN then and now” a big glaring question mark. omega is also just whatever as a villain. flat as cardboard he’s just here to be an obstacle and a mild contrast for garmadon. who cares abt him he fulfills his purpose well enough.

next up. the golden weapons they’re back i like them. remember in the s8 write up when i complained abt weapon changes. yeah :) i’m happy now.

kai being the one to make them works cuz it shows his character development a bit since him being a shit blacksmith mainly boiled down to his impatience which HAS mellowed out. comparitevely. he’s still a hothead. kinda wack that he hasn’t actually done any smithing for like 5 yrs or however long but now he can make all the fancy golden patterns. the season could’ve brought in his parents to help which could’ve been symbolic but those guys have been Gone since s7 so nah. it WORKS again it works and i get not wanting to change the designs since its been long enough to sell them in toy sets again.

anyway yeah this season works as the overglorified movie that it is and the shortness shows in the narrative depth like it’s coherent and well put together but i’m not that impressed. does not make it bad tho again it works

#Feli speaks #ninjago posting #forgot to erase my bullet points lmao. they're gone now