#they are extra salty

[grvyrd-drms]

tobias rogers FUCKS UP a good ol' american cheeseburger. plain cheeseburger with bacon. extra greasy and extra cheesy. fucks up five guys like its his JOB.

#with lots of fries #extra salty with ketchup #he absolutely loves small diner burgers too #like all across the midwest and wherever he goes on his missions #he finds the nearest diner #and fucks up a burgie #creepypasta #ticci toby #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta headcanon #toby rogers #ticci toby headcanons #toby rogers hcs

[bloodboard]

Both times I watched saw x I thought the implication of John saying he didn't know any Spanish to be so funny because it insinuates he probably google translated the phrase 'To Hell' especially for his Diego kidnapping which is SUPER FUNNY cuz he memorised it and everything...he ABANDONED his whole 'everyone deserves a chance' mantra and straight up told Diego he was going to rot in the afterlife

#i love him for that #john was SO SALTY over getting scammed #he made the traps EXTRA hard because that was personal #hes so silly #john kramer #saw x #diego cortez #sawposting #saw #saw franchise #saw movies #saw 2004 #adam stanheight

[lesbianbanana]

genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?

#can just imagine dionysus/bacchus missing from camp for a few days and chirons like ah yes bacchus must be roaming #zeus watching bacchus roam around knowing he cant trap a roman god in a greek camp: oof #OR MAYBE HE DOES TRAP BOTH BACCHUS AND DIONYSUS THERE AND THATS WHY SOMETIMES HES EXTRA SALTY AND SOMETIMES HES RANDOMLY ACTUALLY NICE #chiron: kids stay away from mr. d for a while #bacchus: MR. D??????? BITCH CALL ME MR. B??? *CHUGS DIET PEPSI* #the campers: ???????????? #honestly when they learn abt the romans i bet half of them were like ohhhh now everything makes sense #don't even get me started abt liber #pjo dionysus #dionysus #bacchus #bacchus pjo #pjo #hoo #dakota pjo #camp halfblood #camp jupiter

[the-pale-3lf]

as much as I love Durge/Astarion and all of the content we get specific to the two of them, I wish Larian had leaned more into Durge/Shadowheart because their stories work so well in parallel: they both have amnesia, work for/with a dark power, and can choose to either accept that darkness or resist it

I feel like Larian could’ve pushed their relationship, even if not romantic, way more simply because of their shared similarities, but afaik, there isn’t even a mention between Durge and Shart about their respective amnesias, despite that being such a unifying and bonding feature between them, not to mention the pull they both feel towards a darkness that’s hidden by that very same memory loss

I was never interested in Shadowheart until I started a Durge run and found out exactly how similar the two of them are, and it makes for such a compelling story, especially if they either enable each other towards darkness or encourage each other towards lightness

#idk I’m salty about Astarion getting so much love from the devs and every other companion getting left out in the cold #don’t get me wrong I fucking love Astarion #my blog is literally an Astarion fan blog with some extra bits on the side #but there are so many compelling character interactions that Larian just never bothered to explore #despite them being really fucking obvious #anyway if you havent romanced shart as durge yet this is your sign to do it (especially in an evil run but a good runs works just as well) #it’s so good and so rewarding #bg3 #astarion #dark urge #shadowheart #durge x astarion #durge x shadowheart

[ganondoodle]

hope everyone had alright holidays!

a few days ago when we were driving home in the dark in windy and rainy weather after getting two of my siblings from the train we, for the first time in my lifetime im pretty sure, hit a deer that was crossing the street, none of us saw them before they got caught in the headlights and the first one made it over but we werent yet slow enough to not hit the second one ...

the deer lived but was kinda stunned, my dad pushed it off the street and while we were still on the phone with police it got up and ran away but my parents car got damaged and while its still drivable there are several parts that got bent and since its an older model too it might be hard to get it repaired

anyway, i didnt know deer fur was that grey until i saw it stuck to our bumper :(

merry crisis

#ganondoodles talks #random #personal #we are all fine and i wasnt the one driving #i just feel extra bad bc i was there in the front to help watch out for exactly stuff like that #but it was a weird spot and strange in that weather for them to cross #the police told us there was another accident with deer literally 10 minutes before us in the same area #so maybe thats why it was only two ......... #i hope the deer is fine tho im pretty sure it at least has a broken leg #also i hope insurance covers the cost and it wont take too long #im very glad we were slow enough to not kill the deer and also not hurt it bloody bc i am still thinking about how it tumbled across #i am salty about how many people were speeding past us tho #car on the side with warning lights on and all doors open two people in car and two outside putting warning thingies up #if my dad hadnt pushed the stunned deer off the street when no one was coming it would have ended way worse for everyone involved

[gunpowdercarousel]

It's weird that Larian seems to show Astarion a lot of favoritism in terms of content and yet his companion storyline is such a side quest compared to all the others. As far as I'm aware he has no real connection to the mindflayers/Absolute other than the initial kidnapping/parasite insertion, which is - like - the bare minimum needed to have a connection at all.

His conflict with Cazador is such a random aside when you're in Baldur's Gate. It's like yeah I need to stop the other two Chosen, I need to solve this murder conspiracy, locate the Elder Brain, deal with Raphael, figure out what to do with the Crown of Karsus, and... oh yeah, I guess there's Astarion's thing to deal with, too.

It's hilarious, really, because it means while this one huge, world-ending event was going on there was also - by complete coincidence - an entire OTHER world-ending event happening just down the street that wasn't connected in any way. Not only is the Absolute's army on the march, but Cazador is trying to become the Vampire Ascendant at the same time and only ASTARION knows about it. Cazador is literally just some OTHER bbeg whose centuries-old plan happens to be coming to fruition the same week as the Chosen's.

I literally almost forgot to do his plotline because it had so little to do with the overarching conflict of the story. The only connection he ever really makes is with Raphael, who he needs ONCE for ONE minor thing and that's it. And Raphael isn't even that important to the Absolute plot, himself.

Astarion doesn't really have any connections with the Chosen, any other characters, any other antagonists, he's just kind of his own thing. Once you deal with Cazador he's just kind of along for the ride. Meanwhile, Wyll's father is integral to the Chosen's plan, Shadowheart has the plot McGuffin that can foil the Absolute, Lae'zel's people are sworn enemies of the mindflayers, and Gale wants the Crown of Karsus for himself, not to mention his Goddess is literally tasking him to deal with the Absolute.

Everyone else has a good reason to be there EXCEPT ASTARION. Like he's just there because he has a worm.

Anyway, rant over.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #astarion #anyway just read about how astarion got a bunch of extra content written for him that other characters didn't get #so i'm a little salty #and needed to rant #i'm sure astarion stans will find some way to interpret his lack of plot relevance as tragically beautiful and poignant #also i'm sure karlach has some connection but i haven't gotten her story far enough to see what it is #if nothing else she cares a lot about wyll so that's something

[lloydfrontera]

why did they hire an artist who is averse to drawing pretty guys to draw the adaptation for the "man thinks about how pretty his best friend is 24/7" novel ://

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #yes i am still salty about the lack of pretty javier representation. i deserved that. #like. even in the panels where javier is supposed to look extra gorgeous he just. fine. #he's supposed to be the most beautiful man on the world!!! he's supposed to be otome manhwa levels of pretty!!! #this is unfair and unjust and i will never forgive lhm and khs for the level of disrespect they gave my pookie

[eyes-above--the-waves]

Mitch Marner remains the only person on this team.

#and will people appreciate him for it? NO! because they SUCK! and they NEVER give him credit for ANYTHING! #it's on nights when we lose and i'm grumpy about it that i get extra salty about how much shit mitch puts up with #and how he just keeps his head down and silently grinds every. single. game but someone else will always get the glory #and i hate it for him because he deserves the world #mitch marner #leafs lb #toronto maple leafs

[release-the-hound]

There's a new gallusrostromegalus post going around that misrepresents service dogs and it's 3 am and im grumpy about it so i am making a post on my blog instead of making an unwanted addition to theirs

But attacking human beings is not a task im so tired of people lucky enough to have the ADA do shit that will put it at risk

#ive given up on getting an SD for myself because of how heavily regulated they are here so im just. always extra salty #at USAians who dont know how fucking lucky they have it

[ditzyclown]

They didn't have to do catnap and DogDay so dirty smh 😔

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #idk it felt too little screentime to me tho it might be because i grew attached to their designs #and my catnap plush hasnt arrived so im extra salty #good chapter tho #catnap #dogday

[jadeazora]

It's really funny to me how Lysandre, despite being my personal WORST villain from the games until Rose came along, has somehow ended up with one of the best villain arc chapters in Masters (imo) and generally feels better handled as a character overall there, the best villain team portrayal in the manga, and the best villain arc in the anime.

This guy be winning everywhere else at least.

#lysandre #team flare #pokemon xy #pokemon xy&z #pokemon masters #pokemas #pokeani #anipoke #i liked rose before that stupid forced conflict #like there were so many better ways the writers could have introduced eternatus #like have it break confinement on its own #or have leon mainly lose to it because he's undergoing a crisis of confidence after losing to the player #but no #instead we got “i'm salty you're making me wait this extra day so I unleashed it anyway. this is your fault btw.” #my issue with Lys was mostly how he's played off despite his extremely troubling rhetoric #and his wasted potential #masters fixes him somewhat with the latter and it does feel like he's more open to sycamore and the kids #he's still dangerous and brutal to those who he sees as unworthy to live in his new world #but his interactions with sycamore and the kids are more positive than they were in xy

[coconutcreambun]

Someday

Pairing: Diluc x G/n Reader

Warnings: Angst, reader has an (implied) panic attack, not proofread

Summary: Diluc regrets not clearing up the misunderstandings. Will you ever forgive him?

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Maybe it was the late hours that he stayed out for, or maybe because he didn’t give you enough attention. He didn’t understand. He would never understand.

- - - - - - 

Dliuc reached a hand out towards you, in hopes that you wouldn’t walk out of the Dawn Winery. Grabbing your forearm, his pleas echo in the foyer.

“Y/N, please. Don’t go. Not like this,” he begged.

Your silence drowned out the hammering of your beating heart. 

He would never understand the hours you spent, desperately waiting, praying, he would return. On cold nights like these, you would sit in you empty bed during the dead of night. Your lover gone without a trace, leaving you as he so pleased.

You would turn a blind eye, faithful to him and his love for you; but tonight, he returned disheveled.

The lull of rustling leaves and humming of crickets kept you awake tonight, and the creaking of floorboards made you anticipate Diluc’s return to your shared room.

As the mess of a man returned, he silently shut the door to your room and shimmied off his coat. You lay awake, a million thoughts running through your head.

“Where did you go,” you asked. Your voice almost a whisper.

Startling Diluc, his eyes go wide.

“Ah, Y/N, sorry for waking you,” he apologized.

“Diluc. Where did you go.” you asked sternly. 

Brushing the sleep off your face, you get out of your bed and face him.

Standing on your side of the bed, and him standing on his, the silence creeps up his spine. All that separated him from holding you in his arms was the bead, and the ever growing pit out doubts in your mind.

Breaking the silence, you scoffed. 

Grabbing your coat and a scarf, you haphazardly wrap it around your neck and slide on the coat, rushing out of the room.

As fast as your feet could take you, you make a run down the stairs to the foyer.

Diluc’s pleas were drowned out by your sharp intakes of air. 

Tears welling in your eyes, you feel a familiarly strong hand grasp your forearm.

“Y/N! Let me explain!” he yelled.

Flinching at the sound, you refused to meet his eyes. Holding the front door handles for support. You could feel yourself starting to shake. 

“Let go! What difference does this time make!?” you seethed, wrenching your arm out of his grasp.

“What are you even saying Y/N,” he gasped out. Was it something he said? Did the maids not treat you well? 

The thought that his absence was the cause of all this didn’t cross his mind.

“Every damn time. Every fucking time. On nights like these I fear that something’s happened to you, and every time, you come back with no explanation,” you grit.

“I-,” he said, before you cut him off.

“-No. You’ve had your chances to explain. I’ve been worried sick. What was so dire that you couldn’t tell me where you were going? You couldn’t even muster up a ‘it’s a secret’ or ‘it’ll only be a while, don't worry’,” you choked out.

“Y/N, please. Don’t go. Not like this,” he begged.

“What is it that is so important that you tiptoe around our room in the dead of night. I thought you could share these things with me. I thought you knew that,” you sobbed.

Diluc was at a loss of words. If he knew sooner, he would’ve told you. It didn’t cross his mind.

As tears rolled down your face, he reached a hand out instinctively to wipe it away.

You swatted his hand away. He felt a pang of guilt in his chest.

Neither could meet the others eyes.

The damage was done.

Not a single goodbye left your lips as you walked out of the Dawn Winery for the last time.

With it, you buried the memories of the man you once would’ve given the world to if he so asked.

In the end, he still couldn’t find the courage to tell you.

Maybe you’d know someday.

Someday.

#sorry for the emotional damage #i hope your tears were extra salty #diluc #diluc x gender neutral reader #genshin impact diluc #diluc x y/n #diluc x you #genshin impact #genshin fanfic #genshin diluc #angst #diluc angst #genshin angst

[heyclickadee]

If you saw my last reblog, stuff like that is a big part of why I haven’t been active on here all season long. Every time I log in to have fun talking about the show I see shit like that or people arguing about Hunter and Crosshair again or calling people delusional for theorizing about Tech (argue with the wall, people, I’m not interested until the credits role) and I just. I want to have fun with this. I’m having fun with the actual show, I’ve loved basically every episode this season, and you know what? Peacing out of the fandom has been a huge help. I love the people I’ve met through the fandom, but I don’t enjoy participating in fandom right now, and won’t until it calms down. I’ll be back about a month after the show ends, and not before.

#fandom salt #I’m sorry guys I’m so done #gonna go enjoy the space family show in peace #extra salty fandom salt #this is the nice version by the way

[geekate]

Please listen to Worlds Beyond Number, it's amazing

I'm like 40 minutes in and I've already cried like 3 times and cursed Brennan even more, I LOVE IT

Aabria has personally hammered every nail in my coffin with the Words btw

#IT'S SO GOOOD #and the sound effects are on point #also Lou is my hero thank him for yelling at Brennan #AABRIA KILLED ME i was like holy shit i'm already crying?? AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S SOBBING TOO #i was cooking ratatouille so now it's extra salty #aabria iyengar #worlds beyond number #ALSO ERIKA'S CHARACTER IS ADORABLE and I love the rooster #i'm expecting lou to floor me with his character too #brennan lee mulligan

[theinfinitedivides]

PATHAAN F*CKING 2 BITCH

#film: pathaan #pathaan #srk #shah rukh khan #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #word on the street is Pathaan 2 starts production end of this year God pls. let it be true pls let it happen so it can wipe out the #trainwreck that will inevitably be Don 3 if the 2025 release date for the latter holds. not that i hate Ranveer yk i'm just salty about #the sacrilege that is replacing the king of Bollywood. it's fine #speaking of Ranveer extra word on the street is that he and Deepika might be expecting their first child. not like i trust anything #from the gossip rags in that department i need to see an announcement by the people themselves or it didn't happen #but. BUT. if it is true. i'll literally lose my sh*t like yes the manifestation of DeepVeer blessings continue let's go

[fuckyeah-bears]

Beyond fucking pissed people didn’t vote for Walker. How the actual fuck is he not in the finals?!? Let alone the goddamn semi finals?!??!!! That’s insane. He is the fattest fucking fat bear of all this year. LOOK. AT. HIM.

It is not physically possible to be fatter than that!!!!! What the actual fuck people. I don’t care if you like Grazer’s personality (she is a great and marvelously chonkin fierce mama and I love her dearly), she is in no way whatsoever even remotely anywhere near as fat as Walker. It is truly criminal that Walker is not in the semi-finals. I am so disappointed in everyone right now

#JusticeForWalker

#I’m also extra special salty and emo as fuck about this because I still don’t have heat or hot water and my landlord is a fucking moron #fat bear week 2022 #fat bear week #151 walker #Justice For Walker #JusticeForWalker #the fattest of all the fat bears