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#theyre so ridiculous!!!! i love them
sualne · 1 year
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bonzoobel · 1 year
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i am not immune to mb+tellus post fugitive telemetry shenanigans and NEITHER ARE YOU!!!
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mango-sideburns · 9 months
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My fav thing about TAZ is that any aspect out of context sounds fucking bonkers.
Like, in the balance finale there's a scene in which Garfield (who is very specifically never described visually bc most people imagine him as like. The Lasagna Cat. Who in this universe is the most powerful warlock in the realm and also has a hobby of cloning people, which is great for the one character that got forced into haunting a mannequin) is summoned by an alien spaceship that runs on the power of friendship so he could beat up some flashing balls. In D&D.
And that was just. Such a normal scene in the narrative. No one blinked an eye. I would like to bow down to Griffins clear unmatched talent for making me feel such big emotions over ridiculous shit like a goddamned umbrella or a regular ass pair of jeans or the idea of a taco recipe.
#taz balance#the adventure zone#taz#i have. so many drafts of this post decontexualizing so many different scenes.#merle killing a room of autism creature looking things by asking them to tell the truth which then summons god#also merle retiring from his retirement to run fantasy margaritaville under the title Earl Merle#magnus the mannequin telling taako and merle to find the baby voidfish bc the big voidfish sung at him real hard bc in the century he#just now remembered (bc hes a mannequin not a human boy)#he gifted an alien jellyfish with dozens of shitty wooden ducks. he forgot that century bc his friend fed the jellyfishs baby a book#the gnome version of Teddy Rucksbin turns out to be the universes most competent spaceship pilot. hes also a talented opera singer#a man named Barry Bluejeans is dead and uses his ghost haunting powers to gift the three heroes badges that they cant see#right before theyre shuttled off in a cannonball to save a space lab full of kitschy elevators thats snowing pink tourmaline#barry also uses his ghost powers to hold hands with magnus and make random shapes in midair like a dresser when theyre trapped in a#fantasy version of The Dating Game hosted by ghost Jesse and James Rocket who steal bodyparts if you lose their game.#or like in campaign how a dude who wiped out in the first three seconds of ninja warrior convinces a human wifi router#who owns a bible theme park to take the apparent King of America to the white house on their hovercraft to be trued for treason#after he announced his intent to take over the country in a televised debate with an inuit goddess who is sometimes trapped in the body#of an HR worker all Donald Blake/Thor style#anyways. this show is ridiculous and i love it So Much
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anna-scribbles · 2 years
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guess who stayed up all night binging one does not love breathing by @wackus-bonkus-maximus​
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freitag1607 · 4 months
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the mortals watching annabeth and grover frantically splash percy with water is making my sides hurt
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lollytea · 1 year
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Not a day goes by that I don't think about how the Boiling Isles' complete lack of LGBTphobia effects how witches perceive sexuality and gender. Like it's not the only factor but I feel like the fear of societal judgement and internalized prejudice is a huge obstacle in discovering your own orientation.
So with that whole part avoided, I'm imagining that in the process in the Demon Realm is??? Much smoother sailing??? Like you might be a little confused at first but there's no shame tied to that confusion. Nobody is pressured into deciding on a label for themselves because labels don't exist. Thinking you're into boys for a while until realizing you're a lesbian is nbd here. Neither is thinking you're a lesbian and then realzing you're bi. Nobody judges you. Nobody cares. I just think it may provide you with a lot of clarity that you simply couldn't get in the Human Realm.
I've always headcanoned that while straight is considered the "default" in the Human Realm, most witches just assume they're bi/pan until they discover otherwise. (And not in a "bi-normativity" way, which is, wow, a terrible word I just made up there. But more in a "idk what gender I'm into yet. Or any at all. So I'll just say everybody for the moment" way.)
But I feel like, even if there's confusion, a good percentage of witches actually somehow figure themselves out relatively early. Like they'll be little kindergarten girls in Amity's library group who have not experienced romantic attraction yet but they already know that if they're ever gonna get married, it's gonna be another girl, cause nobody ever told them they couldn't. Some figure it out as preteens. Some are teens. It's probably one of the chillest aspects of maturing for them.
It's why I'm so interested in Hunter's little bi patch on his jacket and I love thinking about how he brought himself to this conclusion. Just thinking about a sheltered brainwashed kid like Hunter who feels deeply ashamed over so much about himself but his opinion in regards to sexuality has always being like "yeah boy, girl, neither, whatever, I don't care, I'm too busy hitting bad guys with my stick."
So when Luz finally explains to him and the other kids what sexualities even are, with the names and flags and everything, he just says "Bi" then and there, completely unfazed. This is bonkers to me. I think it's the best headcanon ever. He really does not care. Nobody ever told him that he should. But that being said, he sure does love having a little pride flag. Imagine living your whole life loving scrambled eggs. It's just another mundane part of you. But then suddenly you're transported to a world where you're celebrated for loving scrambled eggs. You've got your own little "I <3 scrambled eggs" badge of honor. You don't understand it. But it makes you feel very special and important. I imagine that's how Hunter feels with his little bi pride patch on his sweater.
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moontoastt · 7 months
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marella: ugh linh is so annoying and showoffy and too perfect and powerful and her pets are so ugly i want to kiss her on the lips so bad
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papertowness · 2 months
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you really truly can’t appreciate greg house and james wilson without appreciating jerry seinfeld and george costanza
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mrpsychokiller · 9 months
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Galatic Cat and Astro Dog by Creep Cat Toy Co.
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devilsrains · 3 months
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seven seas, seven skies (1977) illustrated by yasuko aoike
tyrian persimmon & luminous red benedict
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romanroygirls · 11 months
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already missing them 💔💔💔
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nerosdayinanime · 10 months
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fuckign obsessed with sabigiyu... sabito's tough and snarky and brash when hes around people but then see him with giyuu and hes the biggest fucking puppy... constantly touching and being affectionate whenever he can, harshly stopping/snapping at anyone who tries to badmouth giyuu or even looks at him wrong, always glancing back when hes talking looking for giyuu's attention and recognition- he so freely displays his love and its just so sickeningly sweet to anyone around as witness
giyuu's a youngest child too, you know he'd eat that shit up. he fucking loves how much sabito spoils him- the occasional time sabito tries to be stern or ignores him all he has to do is bat his eyes and raise the corners of his mouth and sabito near immediately caves to whatever he wants. anything to see giyuu's full smile, and giyuu never hesitates with him
they know exactly what the other wants at a given moment, know when to be soft and sweet or when to be rough and wild- quietly sitting together close enough for their thighs to touch and enjoying the warmth of eachother's presence to playfully pushing buttons until the other snaps and gives their full attention to grappling the other to the ground. they'd both stop at the drop of a dime for the other for whatever reason needed, lovingly teasing and calling the other an idiot the whole way out
#loserboy giyuu posting#fratboy sabito posting#sabigiyu#sabito x giyuu#i found Anything You Want(JAWNY ft. dojacat) and i just asfdghgjhykdsfghjkyj sABITO#he fucking loves giyuu sm. theyre both utterly obsessed with eachother but sabito's more outgoing abt it so its#way more obvious to outsiders. anyone who actually knows how giyuu is see how down bad he is- hes a different person when sabito's#way more obvious to outsiders. anyone who actually knows how giyuu is see how down bad he is- hes a completely different person when#sabito's around vs when hes not and everyone thinks they're ridiculous#sabito got in a fight one time bc he called someone pathetic for being scared to openly love their partner#giyuu had to drag him out like a cat carrying an angry kitten. he was staring them down with death in his eyes then as soon as line of#sight broke he looked to giyuu with a proud little smile and giyuu dropped him on his ass for getting into a fight for such a stupid reason#sabito tried to defend his superior opinion but stopped when giyuu kissed the top of his head and started walking off. scrambled to get up#and follow- whatever he was gonna say forgotten and no longer important#ough...#sorry im unwell about them#i like thinking of what they'd be like if they hadnt lost eachother and turned cold in eachother's absence like they did in canon#sabito asshole & giyuu spoiled brat supremacy#also this is ambiguous as to whether its canon-setting or modern its just Them#'youve got the funk- gets me stupid gets me drunk- ill do anything that you want- anything that you want want want'#its just oUGH
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mashed4077 · 1 year
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ywpd-translations · 1 year
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Ride 721: Bottles!!
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Pag 1
1: To deliver the supplies they're carrying, and their hopes, they're franticly chasing!!
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Pag 2
1: It's too hot for this jacket
2: I'll take it off
Even though the forecast said it would be a little cooler..
Thanks- with this weather I already want to eat an ice-cream
3: It's starting to blow a hot south wind from the sea, suddenly
4: It's humid, too..... I feel the sudden heat of this season in my body
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Pag 3
1: For the cyclists running it must be much more hard
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Pag 4
6: The tempersture is rising higher than I imagined
Since earlier some people, because of the heat....
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Pag 5
1: Got separated from this pack
Senpai, I can't do it- the heat.... my leg is cramped
Do your best, Nishikawa!
2: Senpai, at least take my bottle and go
Nishikawa!
3: I'm sweating a lot
4: And earlier I emptied my second bottle, too
5: Onoda's expression isn't showing feelings, either
6: “If the forecast was right and we're without supplies...”.... you're thinking that, right?
7: Yeah
Like this, we probably won't last... until the finish line
Yeah
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Pag 6
1: Right now, the thing I want the most....
4: is water bottles
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Pag 7
1: Straight road!!
2: Two people from Sohoku jumped ahead!!
What's with that speed!?
They plant to reach the lead!?
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Pag 8
2: The guy in the lead
3: his legs are so thick!!
4: And the guy behind him
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Pag 9
2: Why does he have his jersey on his head!?
I can only see his back!
Is that a new diversionary tactic!?
3: Don't think!!
4: Just pedal!!
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Pag 10
3: Alright!!
4: I can see the lead!! Rokudai!!
5: Imaizumi-san and the others will be among....!!
Gau!!
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Pag 11
1: Them!!
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Pag 12
4: They..... they.....
5: They're not here....!?
Well.... sorry to keep you waiting, teh!!
Here's the supplies, teh!!
Alright, alright
6: I'm- I'm so glad, we were so scared our race was over....
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Pag 13
1: Not yet, Rokudai
2: What? This hand
3: Is it to eat?
5: This is the second pack; Imaizumi-san and the others are in the pack that's even more ahead of this!!
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Pag 14
1: Gau!?
2: It's not the time to eat my hand, Rokudai
The “lead” is further ahead
They've probably
3: already entered the mounains!!
4: Dammit!! We have to deliver these things!!
What do we do!! From the road map, I saw that this time in the mountain is a winding climb!!
5: My “straight road” can only move us streight ahead, so it won't work on a winding road!!
6: What do we do!!
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Pag 15
1: Ah
Gau
2: Gau!!
I’ve been told I'm a “climber”!!
Gau
That's true!!
4: Let's go, Rokudai, don't give up yet
Run up the mountain until we reach the lead pack!!
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Pag 16
1: Gau!!
Two people from Sohoku are moving forward!
Wait, what's with that speed!!
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Pag 17
1: They're so fast!!
2: Hn!? He really is fast
Wait, this guy
3: He's faster than he was during the first years' race!?
4: I'm pretty out of breath, it's hard for me!!
6: I mean, I told him to stop being all “hyaa hyaa”, but
This guy!!
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Pag 18
1: He's faster when he's pedaling without thinking of anything!!
2: I wonder why, but I feel like there's a bottomless  wildness in Rokudai
Gau
Teh
3: Alright, I'll name that “Beast Mode”
4: Anywa, this is bad, I'm falling behind!
Wait, Rokudai
Gau
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Pag 19
1: Naruko ran away... I can see the first chasing pack
There's a lot of people
It's... nine people!!
Gooo!!
Kamogawa do your best!!
2: Sohoku sent one cyclist ahead alone, Naruko, while two others are here!! Two people?
Amazing! They're rock solid!
3: As expected, Sohoku is so confident
And there's Onoda, last year's national champion
He'll jump ahead any time now- Onodaa!!
4: Jump ahead...!!
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Pag 20
1: Right, if they jump ahead now...  if they come together with Naruko now, it'll be the perfect battle formation
So why
2: Why aren't you moving, Sohoku!!
Are you too confident!?
3: ….. or maybe
6: Could it be that their bottles....
Don't tell me that it's the opposite!!
7: One person is jumping ahead!!
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1: The man who inerited the name of the fastest man on Kyosumiyama, the third one of the Kanogawa Honda siblings!!
Honda Ryouzou from Kanogawa high school!!
2: My brothers' dream of partecipating in the Inter High
I'll make that dream come true!!
3: This Inter High qualifiers are held in Kanogawa, our hometown, so I feel like it's destiny!!
4: Honda from Kamo High is accelerating!!
5: He left them behind in a twinkle!!
The defending champions, Sohoku....
6: Aren't moving!!
7: They're not moving!! Sohoku isn't confident!!
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dy3rs3v3 · 2 years
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A newly reformed Metallica goofing off together, 2003
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evilmagician430 · 2 months
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who up sinning their fest
#one of my worst recent hyperfixations i'll admit#and i dont even have an excuse like ohhh i used to read this back in the late 2000s before all the terf shit#no i got into it in late 2023 this school year cause i stumbled across the tvtropes page#and i was like 'sinfest'? isnt that the name of that terf Twitter comic? but the cover image showed a sick ass artstyle so i read it#and im just obsessed with it now its such a strange spectacle. its like a political cartoon and a newspaper comic at the same time#my fav era has gotta be late 2000s maybe early 2010s sinfest... hell maybe even mid 2010s sinfest if i ignore the sisterhood#now every strip is just about jewish people or calling trans women groomers#and almost every once-likable character is now canonically a terf and/or racist and/or antivaxxer etc#or theyre just not in the comic at all anymore like my dear criminy and fuschia#i hope we never get another appearance from them godbless#cause last time we saw criminy he was helping squig and slick break a terf out of she/her penitentiary. with fuschia's permission#theyre definitely the best part of 2010s sinfest. a bygone era#the best part of 2000s sinfest is the sharp artstyle and lil e just being evil#and the best part of 2020s sinfest seems to be. um. laughing at how ridiculous it is? its kind of hard to enjoy though.#i intend to stay updated on it because i like being able to say i've read all of sinfest start to finish#but man i gotta get an adblocker soon cause i read it on the official website cause idk how else to read it online and the ads are constant#really funny when ur reading a strip criticizing the prevalence of ads in our day to day life#not as funny when you remember tatsuya is probably making money off of them. so yeah im gonna install ublock#but the problem is i usually read it on my school computer to pass time. and that technically isnt my computer so i cant download ublock#anyways. i could ramble on about how much i love and hate and am obsessed w sinfest all day but heres some fanart of the characters.#id like to make my own headcanon version of sinfest aka sinfest if it was good#but headcanons arent enough... i need to kill tatsuya ishida#sinfest#squigley sinfest#monique sinfest#lil e sinfest#the devil sinfest#tangerine sinfest#images that are horrid to see and look at#mspaint
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