Saw this on Reddit: ORIGINAL POST
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Just imagining a preteen Jon Kent who has only ever encountered the civilian batbros in relation to Damian one day hear his dad, who has never said worse than “shucks darn” in his presence, call Dick by his name:
Jon: Dad! That’s so mean, why would you call him that?!
Clark: because that’s his name?
Jon: his name is Grayson!
Clark: uh
Dick: that’s my last name, kiddo
Jon:
Jon:
Jon: What about Todd—
Dick: Jason
Jon: and drake—
Dick: Tim
Jon: where does the wayne fit in to all of this?
Dick: Bruce adopted us
Jon: you’re ADOPTED!? But you all look exactly the same
Dick: umm
Jon: your parents are dead?
Dick: yes
Jon: *visibly tearing up* that’s so sad
Dick: it’s okay! Don’t cry. Honestly, when I was little, finding out your dad was adopted really helped me—
Jon: MY DAD IS ADOPTED?!
Clark: *facepalms* honey, I’m an alien. You know this.
Jon: *lays on floor and sings the wizards of waverly place theme song to himself* everything is not what it seems
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Neil Newbon when fans ask what color Astarion's eyes were before he became a vampire: that's headcanon, I'm not going to answer that, it's whatever is true for you.
Neil Newbon when fans imply that Astarion would ever in his entire life use the phrase "sucky sucky" to refer to vampiric activities: ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT IS NOT CANONICAL. OUT OF CHARACTER. NO. NOT CANON.
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Looking for Long John Silver's coupons shouldn't give me a Black Sails Crisis™ but here I am and now I have to share my insanity and my fried shrimp with yous 🍤
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if ghosts are real (hear me out) then imagine all the ghosts at west horsley place looking at the six idiots playing ghosts
they would be sooo bloody confused
i can imagine a thomas-y one being like "do they mock us so??"
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Skizz to Scar: I thought maybe you might want a fox later.
Scar, whispering to himself: Why would I want a fox?
Skizz, turning to look at the man who's working to collect every mob in the game, mocking: 'I don't have time to take care of animals! I have a zoo to manage!'
30:21 of Skizz's S10 E10
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DCXDP prompt
You guys know that scene in MIB2 when they open the locker at Grand Central and those little aliens start singing their natural anthem in K's honor.
Well imagine if you will that the Justice League/Batman is having a very big ghost problem. The Fenton’s being very well known in the supernatural/ghost hunting community(for all the wrong reasons) gets a visit so that they could ask for their help.
Only they aren't home, but their kids are! So they asked if they could maybe borrow some equipment. Danny and Jazz are okay with this but decided to loan them some of the more non-lethal of their parents weapons.
A Fenton Thurmus here, a Fenton Wheazle there but they can't find the Sector Deflectors. They search everywhere. The lad, the weapons vault, and the dungeon( Batman will be looking into that later), but they are nowhere to be found.
They need those Deflectors. Without them, they might have an overshadowed Superman on their hands and they most certainly didn’t want that. So as a last-ditched attempt to find them Danny walks over to their kitchen fridge.
The League/Batman doesn't understand why and then the next thing they know the teen opens the refrigerator door and a chorus of voices spring forth in a boisterous "All hail Jack! All hail Jack! All hail Jack can you see!-"
- I don't know why, but this just popped into my head recently and it made me laugh. So I thought I'd share it.
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