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chaoticomens · 11 months

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so i had a revelation on twitter…

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season two #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #this is a joke pls don’t come for me

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palajae · 5 months

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i never thought i’d see the day—

#THIS IS A JOKE PLS DON’T COME FOR ME #palajae.#jae world domination next

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rczc · 2 years

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just saw orihime hate on my fyp ..

ive never reported an account so fast

#this is a joke pls don’t come for me #listen i respect all opinions #…#until they’re just blatantly wrong

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mischief-marauders · 11 months

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Mary: Hey Lily, you said James is bisexual right?

Lily: Yeah he is

Mary (skeptically): Oh okay

Lily (laughing): What? You can’t believe James would be into guys?

Mary (watching James sitting on Remus’ lap and eating from his plate): That’s not what I wasn’t believing

#pls don’t come at me this is just a little joke I promise I’m not biphobic 😭#hogwarts #james potter #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #young marauders #marauders era #wolfstar

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shellxrls · 18 days

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GUYS ITS DADDY

#i’m so sorry this is a joke pls don’t come for me 😭#(no it’s not)

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jellypawss · 4 months

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I hate that I’m becoming antipitbull…THREEE of my family/friends in the past few months have been attacked by pitbulls and my cousin had half her face ripped off by one.

I get that it’s an owner issue but also I think your average person shouldn’t be able to own one. They can become dangerous so damn quick.

Also! I used to foster them and their prey drive is insane, even as puppies.

They were bred for aggression and they should be be owned by people who have licenses and proper training ONLY.

#I never think they should be unleashed outside #free roaming pitbull sounds like an inside joke #pls don’t come at me in the comments I used to hate people who were anti pitbull but I’ve had too many bad experiences with them for it to #be a coincidence #also it’s wonderful that you have well behaved pitbulls #my friends pitt was lovely until it tried to rip his moms arm off and kill their other dog #he had to tourniquet her arm because the dog bit into a massive artery and started shaking her around #also my neighbors pit who attacked my dads dog DENIED IT ALL #they don’t have a good rep with me

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napping-sapphic · 4 months

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I’m not cut out for even slightly more intense health issues than my usual stuff yall so here’s my will for when i die of feel too bad disorder: i’d like to dedicate my few life achievements to all the sapphics out there and also they can have all my stuff i guess

#i did not go to a doctor yet because i was better yesterday #and it is now worse again!! rude!!#now i have to consider going today🙃#i do have a few general health issues but i don’t ever get sick or anything #so now im an absolute WIMP when it comes to feeling bad #im ready to fight whoever invented feeling bad cause it is not fun!!#also ready to pass away so pls enjoy my objects i love them a lot #you guys don’t get to have my books though please bury them with me as my final request #you can however keep my degree which is useful as tinder or perhaps a part of a decorative stack of useless papers #this is a joke and im over exaggerating and probably fine btw #just some things acting up probably not anything bad or serious #however the only thing im yearning for rn is for this to go away #so probably won’t have enough yearning for women to make many posts #unless i find some in my drafts or some such #idk #but i wanted to post about it since i know sometimes radio silence gets yall worried #so!! im good just going through it lol

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queenielacy · 1 year

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When your group does all the work on the project but you show up to take credit

#it’s a joke #pls don’t come for me #I’m making fun of everyone #world cup #World Cup 2022 #wc2022 #wc 2022 #portugal vs uruguay #fifa world cup 2022 #fifa world cup #cristiano ronaldo

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lavender-bea · 6 months

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I swear, the lestappen people are another breed.

Charles and Max: give each other a small, barely noticeable nod of the head out of respect

Lestappen people : ThEy DeSIrE eACh OtHEr CArNalLy!!

#pls don’t come for me #it’s a joke I swear #it’s kinda funny #f1 #cota gp 2023 #usa gp 2023 #us gp 2023 #red bull racing #ferrari #max verstappen #chalres leclerc

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sumeruin · 4 months

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i love gay people they can never give a normal compliment it’s always “you literally ran me over with a semi truck and tore my heart out of my chest i’m bleeding out on the floor!!” and then they call you mother

#⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ angel’s dreams⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎#THIS IS A JOKE PLS DON’T COME FOR ME I AM ALSO A LESBIAN!!!!!

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swiftlylivie · 9 months

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i don’t watch the alphabet soup show anymore, but here’s my totally not-biased-at-all prediction for season 4:

ricky & gina will not be end game, gina's chemistry w - whatever-his-name-is + making ricky hide the relationship will come to be too much. it'll all boil over & fizz out. they'll realize maybe they're not really meant for each other & they were both trying to hold onto feelings from 3 (4?) years ago. nini will show up to see everyone graduate, ricky will see her there, realize he's still deeply in love with her & that's part of why everything with gina felt so wrong. he'll go running into arms & they'll kiss & cry & be happy & ride off together into the sunset & everyone claps. the end ❤️

#{show: hsmtmts}#{otp: i don’t not love you}#{pluto speaks}#{pls don’t come for me this is all in good fun i promise}#{like this is just jokes goofy funny content i swear}#{not trying to start anything at all}

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lonelystarbuckslover13 · 5 months

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You have 13 written on the back of your hand, I have I ❤️ ? written on the back on mine. We are not the same.

#this is just stupid joke I’m not implying that I’m above swifities who don’t know this song pls don’t come for me lol #I heart question mark #taylor swift #taylor swift unreleased #swifties

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ecoamerica · 21 days

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