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wyrdle · 2 months

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Ikutsuki Backstory ideas and other character thoughts

Jotting this down for my own reference for a hopeful future comic about this pun man as well as for anyone interested in the babygirl lmao. Also I can't believe so little exists to help flesh him out more

Persona 3 spoilers under the cut

Ok so I haven't finished the game, but I've sped run reading wikis and watching movies and clips, pardon me if I get any details wrong. I also don't know the other games, but am semi-aware of some of the links between Ikutsuki and them.

Anyway:

Ikutsuki rambling about The Fall and a Prince out of the blue is painfully one of the worst twists I've ever seen 😂 You don't lore drop your way into justifying your motives lmao. I'd have liked some hints about his past, and then a final explanation for it. Whilst I understand it's meant to be a sudden twist, it just turns out anti-climatic and even annoying narratively haha.

So, to fill out how Ikutsuki's backstory, I was thinking it'd be rad if we saw his actual research days with Kirijo's CEO / Mitsuru's gramps. I'd likely scrap that they were actively looking to invoke The Fall, and have them primarily focused on the time-bending abilities of Shadows, all being scientists dedicated to helping humanity genuinely.

I dislike the idea of such a large group of scientists being omnicidal maniacs/Nyx worshippers, so I think simplifying the Kirijo family's guilt to simply accidentally fucking up their experiments and causing such catastrophic change to the world to be a better go at it.

Enter Ikutsuki, who is a part of this research team like every other hopeful/morally decent scientist. The experiment goes awry, Shadows are released en masse, Professoer Shuji Ikutsuki is swathed, bathed, consumed by this writhing dark mass that tells him about The Fall and whispers about the Prince who will be grandly rewarded for it.

In his canon pre-suicide speech, Ikutsuki talks as if he believes the current world has lots of wrong in it, going to the extremes of wanting to cleanse and rebuild it. I think it'd be fitting for him to start off as this hopeful scientist, cheery and dorky, only for him to go through the trauma of direct exposure to Shadows + being the lone survivor amidst the wreckage and dead bodies of his colleagues.

It's a combo of real-life horror and supernatural Persona weirdness that motivates him into being the manipulator/cold scientist he is. Idk if my timeline of events is right, but post-Tartarus formation, ikutsuki kicks off figuring out plans for The Fall in earnest. Prompting his secret research on children for inducing Personas etc. (I think Strega and Ikutsuki weren't involved with each other, so for this I'd say yeah, he'd be the one responsible for that instead of Kirijo group in general.)

Other fun things for him is that surviving the sort of possession by Nyx's fragments during the formation of Tartarus gives him 'the Potential'. AKA he discovers he can exist in the darkest hour, and is eventually the one who researches himself to enable others to do so as well. It's just more reason for Kirijo group to not suspect him, and even owe him for his work.

I'm likely getting plenty of canon timeline of events off, but I think it'd be really cool for the Chairman himself to be similarly affected by the Kirijo group's experiment alongside the SEES members. Albeit, in a way that fucks him up into becoming the antagonist. Not to say he has no free will/is being actively coerced by Nyx, but that singular moment of interacting with the Shadows changed him and his outlook on life quite drastically.

Lastly, I'm pained that he doesn't really fit into the group. I think there's so much potential there for him to actually be a part of the SEES gang, holding some genuine affection that's a remnant of his pre-Shadow affected self, even going as far as having hesitation/second thoughts. Idk lol, canon Ikutsuki's death is waved off with little impact beyond how he killed Mitsuru's dad, when this guy the SEES team trusts/looks for direction kills himself in front of them. There's no emotional pay-off or pain, his death/twist reveal is just an event that happens lmao. I'd have liked to see Ikutsuki genuinely be an adult figure all the kids needed, and for them to feel the sting of his betrayal on a more personal level than what we got.

Anyway, TLDR, I feel like this helps make Ikutsuki a better villain lol. His fingers are in all the pies already!!! Use him!

So normal about this long haired, bespectacled, goofy middle aged man. He has such dad energy, and I love the angsty narrative of being corrupted lol

pls yell about him to me tq very much

#shuji ikutsuki #persona 3 #the whole child experimentation thing could also be an interesting aspect #like instead of senseless cruelty #having ikutsuki be a bit more grey and actually hold fatherly affection for them yet still abuse them #is so painfully sad #bro's braincells fried when the lab went kablooey #i am haunted by the imagery of a man struggling with his devotion to this all powerful incomprehensible world ending thing #that's so much more fun lol #IMAGINE #persona 3 spoilers

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snickerdoodlles · 1 year

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I disagree with your chan headcannon

But I like your other headcannons so can I for macau headcannons if you don't mind

😂 well the good news is that i’m in the fandom minority with my “Chan is loyal to Korn only” camp and rarely ever post about him, so keep asking me about brothers and we'll be delighted together

and yes!!! MACAU MY DARLING BOY!!! i love him SO much, but i will limit myself to only three (3) headcanons for him on this post in a futile attempt to keep it from getting too long

Macau & Kim

his favorite way to piss Kim off is by making club mixes of chinese drama OSTs. he does this with Kim's actual songs too after those start rolling out, but this feud began long before they started posting to social media. Macau also starts off with a larger following for his mixes than Kim does for his covers, and while that eventually plateaus and Kim passes him in their follower counts by the time canon rolls around, Kim is still so fucking bitter. the day Kim starts to let it go is the day Macau posts a video of himself playing hot cross buns on the drama dizi* he stole from Kim years ago.

Macau & Chay

Chay and Macau do Not like each other. i know people like to make them friends, i just don't see it happening without a lot of work first and it's so much funnier to me if they're frenemies. i do love them as online gaming besties tho (before they find out who the other is), because then they both have to live with the mortifying knowledge that Chay once called Macau 'daddy' after he gave him a bunch of turnips in animal crossing, because they are teenagers and teenagers make stupid daddy jokes. any inclinations of trying to be friends because Porsche and Vegas are friends dry up faster than water on a hot pan after that.

Macau & Pete & Vegas

you know what's a great way to bond with brothers and in-laws? movies. you know what's the worst leisure activity to do with Pete and Vegas? WATCH MOVIES. every action scene is scrutinized and criticized and Pete keeps rewinding the same three seconds to mock the character's kick stance. any murder scenes are WORSE. Vegas hates romances and hates ballads. the only things not totally infuriating to watch with him are cooking shows and home improvement shows and the occasional gardening show and yawn. Pete's tastes are much broader thanks to Khun, but he also comes with so many opinions on how to properly watch shows and Macau doesn't actually want to dress up every time they watch a horror film.

so movie nights are almost a bust. they do find some movies they're all into, but it's usually an exercise in frustration. but then, one day while they're queuing up a film they're only 37% sure on, Pete's grandma calls with the hot town gossip--"do you remember Kobb Pete? yes, the nice old man who runs the fruit stand, remember how he gave you a mango on your first day of school and you dripped all down your new uniform? well, you'll never believe what's happened, you know how Kobb passed his stand down to his son Mew and Mew was training up his son Mod to take over one day, except they got into a fight on how to best display the pineapples and papayas and they had a fight, yes, right there in the middle of the road, and Mew fired his son, but Kobb backed Mod, so they opened a rival fruit stand with Mew's wife, but Kobb's wife sided with Mew and got the neighbors involved, and--"

it takes grandma forty minutes to regale the tale of the on-going fruit vendor feud. then she continues to update Pete on the rest of the hometown for another three hours. Macau and Vegas are enthralled. how often does your grandma tell you things Pete, can we be there for the next one, what's the full story behind the thing with Folk's fishing boat, why did you ask grandma if Sine's husband was in the garden--

listen, small town drama is the best drama. and Vegas is having a journey to discover which mafia things are things he likes vs which ones he forced himself to like to survive, and being a nosy cunt sniffing out all the juicy scandals is absolutely something he takes to with glee (he will become grandma's favorite when they visit, they are terrifying together). Macau just loves hearing all the petty drama and neighbors feuds that result in increasingly passive aggressive displays of garden gnomes instead of gunfire. movie night becomes grandma call nights and it's the best family bonding.

*inspired by Jeff buying one of the Wei Wuxian's flutes and the fact that he reportedly learned how to play it because he's a big ol' cql nerd ❤❤❤ this is also a reference to @majestictortoise's fic Middlegame, which everyone should read if they haven't yet and reread if they have

Send an ask, get a headcanon (prev: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

#kinnporsche #the cookie and tortoise joint kinnporsche headcanon universe #the 'kim is a chinese drama nerd' agenda strikes again!#re chay and macau as gaming besties: i swear i will post that 'you got mail' AU for them sOON 😂#anyways i love macau he's so ripe for fun <33333

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omarera · 7 months

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could you give a quick translation of what was said in this video please https://youtu.be/goNDnynxVb0?si=wgMZGRWpQAZJrWBx

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Edit: you can choose English subtitles in settings….😂😂😂 now I know 😂

Not the best a quick and dirty but most of it…..

First question: How do you hope audience will react?

Wilma: they should react like this!

Omar screaming, clapping and Wilma going and also ‘Ohh 🥹 sometimes’ and Amanda just what? Lol

What was the most fun filming a a horror movie? Fun to be at Liseberg ..and Wilma says: with these persons. Whole nights at the theme park very fun

How scared should the viewer expect to be?

Very scared!

Amanda: if you are like me you will be really scared

Wilma: I know the story but I got very scared (Omar going ohh)

How was it for Omar to film?

Very different from other things I have done and sad it’s a shorter filming period, we had a lot of fun even though it was very hard and very cold sometimes.

What was hardest to film?

Emil: going on Valkyria and getting sick

Ludwig: And not wanting to go bc you know what’s coming and also

Embla: that it was so cold and it was freezing and windy.

Wilma: And then we are suppose to also act in that situation. And many angles that were to be shot.

Who has the biggest chance and least chance to survive of the cast?

Wilma: I would have said take me first, it’s so hard. I would not have dared to stay so I would have died first.

Omar: I would have run and made a backflip out of the park (lol)

Amanda: I would have liked to see that! You said you would go hide in a bush and wait.

Omar: that’s also smart, just to hide and wait

Wilma: that’s the dummest I heard

Ludwig: I don’t think running is the smartest either, maybe not a bush there is a Ghosthouse..

Omar: you can’t go inside you need to be outside, I stick to my bush

Embla: I would have run and kept moving around

#they all have hoarse voices haha #karusell #ask #I got a ticket!!!#do I dare to go though 🙈#can Omar still do a backflip?#omar rudberg #wilma lidén

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juniperhillpatient · 1 year

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oh wait, I do have a real question about yellowjackets! can you imagine the show without the adult timeline, focusing only on the wilderness stuff? do you think that would work? would it be worse/better? some of the S2 finale reactions make me feel like they are making it up as they go with the adult timeline?

Ok I may have been overdramatic about my criticisms of the season 2 finale because I was upset 😂 I won’t truly know if the decisions by the writers made sense until I see season 3.

However - thank you for asking this question! I’m taking this as the excuse to spill all my thoughts & feelings lol!

Here’s my issue - no, I can’t imagine the show without the adult timeline. It would be a different story. The emphasis on the impact left from their time in the wilderness & the way that the storylines intersect & we understand some things more & more with more context is like….. the entire point.

****MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW***

Also - I’m about to be heavily critical of Yellowjackets. If you don’t want to read that, don’t. I don’t really want to argue with anyone or be told that I have to like writing decisions that I just didn’t like. This is how I feel, personally.

I feel that it didn’t make sense to kill adult Natalie just as her arc was getting started. And ESPECIALLY just as her arc in the wilderness as the new leader is getting started. For me the entire point of the show is seeing how the characters’ past effects their present & how things unfold in both timelines. We will no longer get to see how teen Natalie & adult Natalie’s stories work In juxtaposition & that has been a main appeal of the show with these women’s stories for me.

Like….. idk I’ve seen some people say they dislike the adult timeline. But if you don’t like the entire format & storytelling method do you even like Yellowjackets?

Also the mixed timeline thing ties in with the theme of the show. It’s not a generic survival show. I’ll just watch one of the hundreds of movies & shows about wilderness survival if that’s what I want. Yellowjackets has so far been so compelling to me personally because it deals with trauma.

It’s not about whether you live or die it’s about what you do to survive & living with that.

I wouldn’t have accepted any of the adult women dying because the main character group & their post wilderness trauma & relationships are what make the show interesting for me. Killing any of them at this point just feels like…. Why? What a fucking waste of a character arc, ya know?

I also feel Misty killing Nat by accident was just.:.. I don’t know, contrived? Like are you fucking serious? After all this? Nahhhh I don’t accept it.

And yeah, I’m biased I guess anyone who follows me may have noticed MistyNat was a huge appeal of the show for me & now that’s over at least in the adult timeline just as it was getting really interesting how it intersected with the past.

And like…. Like why the fuck would you kill Juliet Lewis KNOWING that watching her & Christina Ricc onscreen together was a huge selling point of the show? Insane decision from any perspective I’m sorry I said what I said.

Finally, it’s not just the adult timeline arc in the finale that makes me feel they have no plan.

This was already really early to kill off Javi & they seem to be killing characters-left & right almost now? I have complicated feelings about Javi’s death but I will say in many ways it made narrative sense even though it hurt. (Wish we could’ve at least seen his death dream 😭) It should’ve been the finale big thing if it was gonna happen though. Killing Javi was enough they didn’t have to also destroy the cabin…

I’m sorry but there’s only so many survivors as it is - how can this possibly last 5 seasons? The cabin burning down felt….. insane, to me.

Now they will obviously kill Ben for doing that. So, that’s another interesting character gone.

And like…. Ugh I feel like I’m not expressing myself well because it IS horror & people DO have to die.

But I just feel like killing MAJOR characters needs to be something you’re careful about!!!

Jackie, Laura Lee, Javi - their deaths hurt but I can see how they serve the narrative.

Crystal’s death this season? Kinda seems like they already forgot. There was no point to that.

I’m not against character death but I need to understand how they’ll serve the narrative moving forward.

To me this finale felt chaotic & designed to be intense but not necessarily like it was well thought out in terms of how the fuck this will be 5 seasons.

Like I just don’t see how they’re gonna manage 5 seasons of this, I just don’t.

And I will watch season 3. Up until now I’ve certainly had criticisms but I’ve been really enjoying this show. I have to be honest though, we’ll see if I even still enjoy it without adult Nat & if they kill Ben this early too…. Yeah I don’t really find anything enjoyable about shows where main characters die at every turn. Sorry, that’s just how I feel.

#yellowjackets s2 #Yellowjackets critical #asks #thank you for asking me <3 #I appreciate that you seem to like my thoughts on the show even tho you don’t watch lol 😉

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theyarnmaidstale · 1 year

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ivy and jasmine if you haven’t answered them already 🥺💖

hi Jess!!

ivy - what are your ‘tells’ for your emotions and moods? how can someone tell you’re happy, annoyed, upset or tired?

when i'm tired/upset/annoyed/essentially any negative emotion i tend to get very despondent, quiet, and untalkative. I'll tend to give very short and clipped answers. and anything else is pretty much the opposite 😂

jasmine - do you have a movie or book you loved but will never watch/read again?

this one took me a while to figure out and I spent a long time thinking about it. mainly because I think I have a couple different ways I looked at it. As far as movies go, I really loved Contagion. Was one of my favorite movies and I'm pretty sure I watched it a couple of times, but I don't think I could ever watch it again after the pandemic started. I also enjoyed The Exorcist, but there are some scenes that have kind of just put me off the movie forever. I watched it for school and my husband and I took turns telling each other when we could look again after specific scenes. True love 💚 For books, I remember loving Pretty Girls by Karin Slaughter, but it is so incredibly dark and heavy and edging toward gratuitous (at least what I would consider gratuitous. Like you could probably argue it's just gratuitous but I think it's kind of the point given its themes) anyway, it's a book I don't know if I'll be able to read again. It's definitely one I don't recommend often, but if you ever do read it, please please check out any trigger or content warnings. Another is The Troop by Nick Cutter. It's body/survival horror and is probably the most squeamish I've ever been reading or watching anything. Loved it to pieces — haven't read it again since...2019 when I first picked it up😂 And one more for the road: Dante's Divine Comedy. I read all three of them in college (the Inferno like thrice, the Purgatorio twice, and the Paradiso once) and I don't know if I'll ever read any of them again unless I actually work on my non-fic Faustian Bargain/Dante project. (i am so so sorry. this is probably way more than you asked for)

get to know me

#jess #honestlydarkprincess #answered asks #get to know me asks #books #reading

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ceo-of-daichi · 7 months

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LYDZY MY DARLING!!!

How are you? How's life? I've missed you on the dash sm!!!

Would you rather go to a fall carnival with Daichi or stay home to watch horror movies with Miguel? :3c

<33333

NESIIIIIII OMG I MISS YOU🥺🥺💛

Honestly life has been a rollercoaster recently… been a lot of shit but also a lot of cool crazy stuff to balance it out? Which is why I haven’t been very active, because every-time I think life is calming down and I may have chance to breath and write… life throws me a curveball😭 but we are out here surviving!!

How are you doing my dear?? Hope all is well💛

And oooo a hard question… on one hand I HATE horrors, like jump scares terrify me… but that could give chance to get closer to Miguel ya know👀👀👀 but I think my choice would have to be a fall carnival with Daichi, I feel like he would just deal with all my crazy love for the season ya know?😂 Plus that sounds like it would be cute af

#nesi💛#moots i adore✨#sawamuras big schlong hoes #lydz speaks #miguel #daichi🐻

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cherry-bomb-ships · 1 year

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Happy anniversary to you and Ralph!!! I'm curious (sorry if you've been asked this before!) But was your love instant or did it take a few watches of the movie for it to take root? 💝 and if ur s/i Ruby Redblood was in a dating Sim what gifts would one need to give her to earn her affection? What do you think Ralph's would be? :3 @rexscanonwife

HI BABY HIIIIIIII HELLO BABY 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 Thank you so much for this ask Jane my love!!! 🥺💘🥺💘 Just fair warning please prepare yourself for a mile-long answer cuz ohhhhh Imma have some things to S A Y >:3

As for your question, oh my god its so perfect you asked that cuz I was literally gonna make a textpost about this today 😭💖💖💖 Tbh the way I first caught interest and fell for Ralph may be one of my favorite ways I've fallen for an f/o... What happened was in early April 2021, when I was still living with my parents we had lost Wifi and cable for like an entire day and by hour 5 I was starting to get pretty anxious, so I looked to my shelf to find a movie to watch to satiate the boredom. Lo and behold, on the shelf I spotted Wreck-it Ralph and I was like "awww hell yeah I haven't seen this movie in YEARS, it's time for a rewatch", so that's the one I ended up popping in the Blu Ray player.

Throughout my entire rewatch, of course I was enjoying it a ton and getting super nostalgic but I wasn't quite feeling anything romantic-wise, until one scene- no, not even one scene but one shot, one particular way that Ralph smiled that literally made time STOP and made me go "oh. Oh noooooo this is LOVE 😳💘💘💘". He got added to my f/o list two days later 😂💖💖💖

As for your other question, omg first of all can you imagine a dating sim spinoff of a survival horror like Undead Apocalypse 3? I'd buy it 😂 ANYWAYS, I haven't played too many dating sims or life sims where you can romance people so I don't really know how they work ehehe, but I think Dr. Redblood would be easily wooed by the player character joining her for quality research or experiment time, complimenting her intelligence or gifting her some new beakers and the like :3 Ralph, I think, wouldn't need as much tangible stuff as much as he just would need quality time and reassurance he's loved 🥺💖 No one's really given him much of anything tbh, so I'm sure even the simplest and cliche of gifts would mean the world to him! 🥺💖💖💖

#ruby answers #jane!🐝#💜: don't go wreckin' my heart #🍒🧱: i went to college!!#self shipping #long post

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blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk · 2 years

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So I just finished watching a play-through of The Quarry, and I have to wonder... in a scenario where the reapers are in an 80's B Horror Movie, what roles would they play? Who would die first/last? Let's say it's a summer camp themed movie, just to narrow it down lol

I love horror movies and I gotta say the entire time I was writing this I was laughing my ass off

remind me to draw Undertaker in a Jason Voorhees mask for Halloween 😂😂

ALAN is the first one to die, simply because he has to investigate what’s going on. He can’t ignore it or go get help; he goes right into the thick of things with little preparation, by himself… and pays dearly for it.

ERIC is the red herring, because he’s a little suspicious, isn’t he? Everyone thinks he’s the killer or helping the killer… turns out he was trying to investigate things. Of course, as luck would have it, he ends up just as dead as the rest of the cast.

GRELL is the cheerleader stereotype, too busy flirting and/or fucking everyone in sight to worry about the killer. Predictably, although they do put up a fight, they get killed shortly after doing the horizontal tango. What a waste!

OTHELLO is the nerd, the smart one who pieces things together and figures out who the killer is! It’s just… quite the pity he does so a little too late. Before he can warn anyone else, he’s picked off, and the final chase probably involves stumbling across his body.

RONALD is the jock, sort of like the other half to Grell’s cheerleader. He’s also preoccupied with flirting and impressing people, though he may last just a bit longer for the simple fact that he keeps striking out. When he finally does get laid, stab goes the knife.

RUDGER is the skeptic, despite seeing all the evidence. He thinks there must be some other reason for the ‘disappearances’, maybe thinking it’s a prank, and thinks the killer is just a legend. Of course, by the time he believes, it doesn’t help him a bit.

SASCHA is the one who believes the legends and, in a camp setting, tries violently to protect the children under their care when the killer comes a-knocking. They don’t realize the killer isn’t after the kids, though. They still wind up dead, but not before being able to get out a warning…

UNDERTAKER is the villain, naturally, the big, scary baddie everyone else is running from. His past is sympathetic and he may not be entirely unreasonable in his thinking; it’s how he executes things that are chilling. There’s method in his madness, alright. However, there is also madness in his methods.

WILLIAM is the final girl guy, surviving until the very end thanks to his intelligence and, unfortunately, his companions’ sacrifices. Though he may have spent some of his time on the sidelines, now he’s ready to destroy the monster who’s been terrorizing them all. Despite the scars he’s left with, at least he took the villain down with him.

… Or did he? Is that a SEQUEL HOOK we smell?!

#cosmicstardust #Black Butler #Kuroshitsuji #Alan #Eric #Grell #Othello #Ronald #Rudger #Sascha #Undertaker #William #headcanons #platonic #horror #humor #AYYYYYYYYYY #one hell of a queue

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vacantgodling · 1 year

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15 10 Very Normal Questions

thank you @kaiusvnoir 😂 i’m kinda obsessed and will give weird answers no one asked for. open tag :) have fun with it lol

1. Do you prefer owls, capybaras, or flamingos?

THIS IS ACTUALLY PAINFULLY DIFFICULT but i’ll probably go capybaras i want what they have absolute ANGELS they are

2. What is your favorite soup?

i like deadass hate soup ngl (bc texture or lack thereof + liquids being salty is kind of :/ to me + my mom literally made soup almost every day growing up i am so sick of SOUP) however, cabbage soup that my mom makes is probably my favorite. it’s so comforting and she always makes it for me when i’m sick so idk nostalgia and feel good vibes.

3. What is your favorite…rock (idfk)?

funny story about rocks: my favorite type of rock (as in, how they’re formed) is igneous rocks. fire rocks >>> (i too wanted to be a geologist growing up lmao). in third grade a boy i was friends with went on vacation and brought me back an igneous rock—like literally got it checked out and everything to make sure it was—bc he knew i liked them, and asked me out lmao. as i am super awkward and he was just a good friend to me i turned him down (plus we were seven? tf lol) but it was probably one of the cutest ways i’ve ever been confessed to, only second to my partner and so so thoughtful.

jeffery if you see this, i wish i still had that rock but it got lost in a move. rip the dream but it was so sweet lol.

when it comes to crystals it’s a different story i’m a huge crystal hoarder but i don’t have the $$ to get as many as i’d like. sodalite is my favorite bc of the meanings associated with it; it’s kind of like my “personal rock” and i have several :)

4. Choose a familiar:

very dumb, very loving disobedient dog. He loves you but will never listen to you ever

a raven that speaks but it only ever shrieks the name of various fast food restaurants

a toad that screams like a teenage boy instead of croaks

probably the toad. i think that’d be funny as hell

5. Which planet do you feel like would be kind of an asshole if you met them?

NONE???? IM LOVE… SPACE….. (okay perhaps jupiter only by association with zeus/jupiter) HOWEVER…. They are Sweeties… my Beloveds….

6. if you were a worm would you love me? (@/ legiomiam)

i mean i voted worm in the bug race so yeth

7. Least favorite type of clothing?

most clothes are a sensory nightmare but anything that is scratchy or woolen or whatever it’s AWFUL

8. You are now in a horror movie-so sorry. Chance of survival?

genuinely depends on the type of horror move it is. if it’s any apocalypse sorry i’m killing myself i’m not dealing with that shit like not even remotely. serial killer eugh… it depends if it’s a supernatural one or a natural one. if natural i think odds are pretty good i like to think that since my natural adrenaline response is flight i would be going and going and going (like out the country probs). supernatural? sorry killing myself not doing it. anything torture porn-y i’m also offing myself— yknow i’m just gonna say odds are low bc i hate being uncomfortable so if given the opportunity i will off myself before i deal with nonsense.

9. Would you rather: the ability to instantly grow a perfect mustache, or ability to talk to vegetables?

mustache if it means i can grow facial hair generally speaking

10. What do you think of whales?

i think they’re gorgeous but i hate the ocean so i will appreciate from afar as nature intended.

#about renjamin

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celestialmango · 2 years

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Now I'm picturing readers friend entering the spooky haunted house and making offerings of cookies in hopes of getting reader back in time for a party or meet up and feeling like the plushies are judging or staring at them, which of course they are because not only are they stuck as dolls and can't anyway, but a packet of hobnobs is not enough to get them to release reader. They're much better then some biscuits 😂 They should probably avoid doing a rescue mission at night when moon is about

Pfft, if it happened at night? Both Sun and Moon would not want to make reader sad by actually eating reader's friends, if Moon had reader they'd probably spot Sun doing some random chore, first time Sun wouldn't know what to do besides stand there akwardly before doing this whole dorky "play a game to win them back, win three times you get to see (y/n), win twice and you'll survive." Sort of thing, with it being 1vs1, each friend would have to win at least twice to get out(which Sun lets them win twice on purpose because 'i am a spooky demon get out') and on the off chance the last person wins?

Sun takes them to Moon then Moon noms them too.

If during the first night meeting reader's friends Sun was the one to have reader and Moon was on the prowl? A very twisted version of hide a seek will begin, readers friends spreading out to look for reader only to one by one end up in Moon's stomach, they'd wake up next morning in a dog pile with reader just staring at them with a bored expression.

If they came back again after meeting Sun? Well the first person who got taken to Moon and nommed is now in on it.

If they came back after meeting Moon? Moon is just going to continue picking them off one by one via noms, sometimes leaving reader's friends to wake up in weird positions..at least untill Reader and Sun see him with his stomach full of Reader's friends and Moon going "I can explain." Because reader originally thought Moon was just knocking them out putting them in silly poses.

If they meet Moon first then keep coming back Moon will get in trouble.

If they meet Sun first then Sun gets to make friends and somehow create this sort of prank situation till all reader's friends know what's going on and as a bonus, Sun and Moon will get reader's friends coming over to get nommed so they can avoid things too, like awkward family gatherings.

So basically good first nom experience (Meeting Sun first then Moon) vs bad horror movie vibe first nom experience (Meeting Moon first)

(Moon makes sure he knows when reader's friends are coming and convinces Sun to nom reader though various means, like 'how about you nom them tonight' ect)

When they finally get to meet Sun it's going to be Sun lecturing Moon after him and reader make Moon spit reader's friends up while they all sit there damp and confused while reader explains what exactly is happening rn.(maybe even mentioning they don't want to go to certain events so have the boys nom them to hide, either way friends are going to find out about the 'get nommed to avoid things thing' understand then be like 'ok but can we do that too?')

Also with the cookies thing, yeah they would be judging but would also find it hilarious that reader's friends actually tried something out of reader's silly excuses.

#mango answers #📍🧸🌕📍🧸☀️#☀️🍬🌕

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mangosimoothie · 2 years

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the video game meme is perfect so for aja: mass effect (besides the fact we know aliens exist in the bachelorette cinematic universe) + wii sports + the legend of zelda + bloodborne! also this isn't on the list but i'm making up my own bonus question from my favorite game for ALL the bachelorette characters LMAO: "fallout - how well would your oc fair in the apocalypse?"

Love these for her 😂

Mass Effect - What is your muse’s opinion on space/aliens? Do they believe their species is alone in the universe, or is there something else out there? Have they ever wanted to visit space? Earthlings were pretty late to the space travel game. It feels like Sixamians come to Earth so casually, but we haven’t really figured out how to get to them as easily. So Aja really never even thought about space travel as a possibility until she met X’irron. She likes how Sixamians communicate telepathically and wishes she could've asked him more about it. She thought it was really cute how X’i glowed his emotions - it was definitely easy to tell how he was feeling. He spent the whole date glowing bright pink. She's sure if she got the opportunity to visit another planet she'd take it. Maybe even to Sixam?

Wii Sports - Is your muse fit? If yes, what is their favourite type of sports activity? Do they have great stamina, or need to take breaks? Very much so! Aja loves to be adventurous on her travel vlogs, so that means lots of challenging hikes, rock climbing, traversing ruins, mountain biking, skiing - you name it. She’s gotta be fit to make the kind of content she wants to. Right now she’s really into kickboxing.

The Legend of Zelda - Describe your muse’s clothing style as detailed as you want! Is there any type of clothes they prefer? What would they never wear? Hmm what aesthetic would you use to describe her style? She’s definitely very classy, but in an artsy way. A liiiittle bougie, she loves her a designer shoe and a bag. The main thing is she is ALWAYS dressed, no matter the situation. She’s a nails and lashes girl for sure. Over quarantine my best friend and I came up with ABS - Always Be Styling. So everyday, even though it was quarantine and we weren’t going anywhere, we had to put a cute outfit on and be dressed if we were gonna step outside at ALL even if it was just to go on a walk or hit the corner store. Aja and her girls 100% would’ve done something like that.

Bloodborne - What type of movies does your muse prefer? If your muse exists in a universe where movies don’t exist, what type of movies do you think your muse would enjoy? Is there any type of movies they would never watch? Aja loves THRILLERS. Not horror, but like suspense-y: Jordan Peele movies, Parasite, that kinda stuff.

Fallout - How well would your OC fair in the apocalypse? Lol tbh this one shoulda be in the original meme.

Aja: She’d do pretty good! She’s brave, ready to take on a challenge, and is very determined. BUT she can be a little reckless so that might mess her up Cooper: lmao he’s dead Zeke: He’s a great leader and very level headed, so I think he’d do good keeping the group together. Ryan: Ok I’m gonna be controversial - why are people so dead set on SURVIVING the apocalypse? If zombies were taking over the world I would just let them turn or kill me bc why tf would I wanna live through that. Nah, just take me out 💀 So that’s my answer for Ryan lmao, he'd opt out Atticus: He’s already dead so I guess he’s fine?? X’i: Not his problem - he’s in space ✌️ Bastien: He’s iffy. He’s strong, doesn’t give up easily, he’s crafty and a little cunning, he’d be a good asset. But he would definitely hide his bite from the group. He’s also really headstrong so it might be hard to get him to go along with the group if he disagrees with the plan. Lorenzo: He’s disappeared himself to some remote island the second shit starts hitting the fan. Darion: I actually think Darion would fair the best. He’s strong, very protective of his friends, would NEVER let himself look weak so no way he’s giving up or letting the group down. He has a little bit of a temper but I think he’d be able to channel it into aggressively fighting for his group. He might even be able to keep Cooper alive for a few days lmao

Ask me more video game themed questions!

#*aja

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theflyingfeeling · 2 years

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More challenge than a prompt but: pick your favourite horror movie and make a BC AU out of it. I'm curious what will come out. 💖 /Tri

Oh, I do like a challenge! 👀

Only... Bold of you to assume I have a favourite horror movie! 😅 I don't watch horror, the only "horror" movie I've ever really seen is Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (cartoon) and I can't say I liked it very much, I was so scared the whole time 😂��

HOWEVER...

Not horror per se (oh boy, I betcha didn't expect this when you sent that ask lol), but anyone who grew up in the 90s / early 00s in Finland has probably been traumatized by the fucking ghost ship in the Moomins (click here to watch the scene at your own risk, here's the English dubbed version), and trust me, there were more scenes in that show that were more horror than a cute children's TV cartoon, so...have this! 👻

"I told you, this was a stupid, stupid idea," Joel grumbled as he gripped the fabric of Joonas' jacket tightly.

"Oh, I'm right there with you, brother," Joonas agreed, teeth clattering. They all were chilled to the bone, which only made Niko give the engine more gas.

"Stop whining, you two, we're almost there."

"Really?" Tommi asked him. "I'm pretty sure we've passed that island twice already."

Joel sighed dramatically. "Oh, great! First he's dragging us to this stranded lighthouse island with him in the middle of the fucking night because he's too scared to go alone -"

"Am not!"

"- and then he leads us NOWHERE. Well done, Moilanen, thank you, this is exactly how I wanted to die!"

"No one's gonna fucking-" Niko's cursing is interrupted by their headlights going off and the engine letting out a sound it definitely should not be making, as far as Joel was concerned. "Wait, what the hell?"

Niko switched the gas handle back and forth, but nothing happened.

"Niko, honey, please tell me everything's alright with the engine? Please tell me we're not going to be drifting aimlessly in the open sea miles away from the coast, right?" Joel could hear the slight panic in Joonas' voice.

Niko said nothing, but his doubtful glance at Tommi was plenty enough sign for Joel to understand they were fucked.

"Great, just great! Thanks to your obsession with that stupid lighthouse, we're all gonna-"

"Oh, shut up, we'll just anchor here for the night and Tommi will fix the engine once it's daylight again. Right, Tommi?"

Tommi nodded, but someow Joel wasn't any more convinced about their survival. Beside Tommi, Olli opened his eyes and yawned.

"Are we there already?"

"No, go back to sleep," Tommi said softly. "I'll wake you up when we arrive."

Joel watched as Tommi took out more blankets from one of the cabinets and gave two of them to Niko before wrapping himself into one and settling next to Olli, already cocooned in a thick, woolly quilt. Niko sat by Joonas' side, and Joel felt the side of his body cooling when Joonas leaned his closer to Niko's.

"Are you gonna be grumpy all night or are you gonna cuddle in with us?" Joonas asked him. Joel grunted.

"Someone should keep watch."

"Welp, suit yourself..." Joonas shrugged and snuggled against Niko, both of them seeming content just to be sleeping next to each other, even if it was in the middle of nowhere, aboard a boat that may or may not be broken. Joel wrapped his own blanket tighter around himself.

His phone without any signal, Joel had to settle for observing his sleeping friends to pass the time. Olli had dozed off the second they had left the harbour; Joel wished he had Olli's ability to sleep practically everywhere without being disturbed. Tommi had contented himself with being Niko's co-captain; it was Niko's boat after all. Both of them took their posts very seriously, whereas the only thing Joonas had taken seriously was clicking open his beer in a moving boat without spilling it.

Joel sighed. He envied his friends, really, all of them having someone to cuddle up against, someone to keep them warm, someone to...live for. Joel only had himself, and that wasn’t much, most days.

Suddenly, a distant noise alarmed Joel away from his lonesome thoughts. He stayed still and listened.

It was a boat.

And it was coming towards them.

"Fuck," he breathed out. "Guys. Guys! Wake up!"

"Mmmh, what?" Tommi mumbled against Olli's hair.

"A boat! There's a boat about to crash into us!"

"How many beers did you have?" asked Niko, who sounded like he hadn't been asleep at all.

"Listen!" he commanded.

It was quiet for a while, and then the ominous noise sounded again. Niko sprung up.

"Fuck," he whispered.

"I KNOW! What are we gonna do?!"

"About what?" Joonas sat up as well, eyes a lot more sleepier than Niko's.

"There's nothing much we can do," Tommi said grimly. "It's right there."

Joel turned to look at the direction Tommi was pointing at and saw what Tommi saw: a large ship, way larger than their shitty motorboat, with torn out sails and a figurehead representing what Joel guessed was once a beautiful lady..only its head was missing. The wheel on the deck was turning rapidly, but no one was steering it.

Nevertheless, the ship was sailing towards them with such a speed that, for sure, would crumble them all to pieces when it hit them.

Only, it never did.

The three of them watched, mouths gaping open, as the ship slid closer and closer, until it was right next to them, but when they all prepared for their certain death by doing absolutely nothing about it, the ship flowed right through them.

Like the wind.

There was no crash, no tearing of their boat in half, just an icy cold breeze that seemed to pass over them, and then the ship was gone, as quickly as it had appeared.

"Okay," Joonas was the first one to speak, "what the hell was that?"

"I..." Niko said, "I think it was..."

"A ghost ship," Tommi finished Niko's sentence for him.

"What was what?" Olli mumbled from under his blanket. As per usual, he had slept through it all, none the wiser about what was happening around him.

"A suggestion, o' captain my captain," Joonas raised his hand, "let's get the fuck out of here, maybe?"

Joel couldn't agree more. Even in the dark, he could see Niko roll his eyes before standing up and walking to the cabin and grabbing the starter clutch.

"Would love to, but the engine's not-" he twisted the key, and as if nothing had ever been wrong with it at all, the engine started whirring,

"The island shouldn't be far," Tommi said and joined Niko in the cabin.

"Mmh, wake me up when we're there," Olli said, and Joonas, still startled by the recent events, shuffled closer to him, leaving Joel alone on the other side of the deck.

"Umm, guys-" Joel began, but Niko and Tommi seemed to be too busy trying to get them back to the shore, while Joonas was hiding under his quilt next to Olli, who was asleep once again.

So Joel supposed they were not going to address the fact that ever since the collision with the ghost ship, a black-haired boy had been sitting at the bow of their boat.

***

The boy was still there when they finally arrived at the island, surprised to find its lighthouse completely dark.

Joel witnessed the boy jumping off the boat and offering his hand to Joel to help him down as well, but Joel promptly decided to get off from the other side vehicle. The boy's pale skin practically glowed in the dark, but none of the other guys still seemed to pay him no attention at all.

It was as if they hadn't even noticed him.

"This is what we came here for?" Olli asked tiredly, still wrapped in his blanket. "A dark lighthouse. Wow. It's almost worth all the trouble."

"The trouble?" Joonas asked. "What do you know of trouble, you slept through it all! Do you have any idea how traumatizing it was when we were almost killed by-"

"The ghost ship? Sure, whatever you say," Olli chuckled, rolling his eyes.

"Ghost ship or not, here we finally are," Niko sighed. "Come on, let's make ourselves at home."

It was easier said than done; with the flashlights of their phones as their only sources of light, they barely found a small path leading to the lighthouse. The whole way there, Joel felt the black-haired boy following right behind him, making Joel want to scream at the others to hurry their steps.

But once they arrived at the door of the lighthouse, Joel noticed the boy was gone.

"Hey, did you see where-"

"There better be a fireplace in there, Niko, or you're taking us straight back to Oulu, even if you had to row us there," Joonas mumbled.

"Naww, I'll keep you warm," Niko winked at Joonas while reaching for something in his pocket.

"Are you sure the key is legit and that the guy at the antiques store wasn't just pulling your leg?" Tommi eyed the key Niko was now holding.

"Wait, you're not even sure we're gonna get in there?" Olli frowned.

"Guys-" Joel tried again.

"We're about to find out, aren't we?" Niko smiled and slid the key in the rusty lock. He twisted it and burst to laughter when it clicked, unlocking the door.

"After you, gentlemen," Niko grinned and bowed ceremoniously as he held the door open.

"Sorry, what were you gonna ask, Joel?" Joonas turned to look at him when Joel didn't immediately follow his friends inside.

Joel glanced around himself in the dark, unkept yard of the lighthouse one more time before walking after Joonas.

"Nevermind."

***

They were too knackered (or perhaps too distressed, apart from Olli who had been blissfully oblivious to everything) to give the house a proper inspection when they entered. Thus, they agreed on leaving it until morning and, instead, blowing up their mattresses and rolling open their sleeping bags on the first room they walked in. Sunrise was still hours away, and considering the exhausting night he had had so far, Joel should be ready to drop. However, the unsettling events of the past few hours had a complete opposite effect on him. While his friends snored away on the cold, dirty floor of the entrance hall of the lighthouse, Joel's eyes were wide open.

When he saw a flash of white fly past the curtainless winddow facing their beds, he felt his breath get caught in his throat.

Then he heard a small, sorrowful noise.

As if someone was crying.

It better not be the boy from the boat, whose face had already looked pitiful enough when Joel had rudely declined his helping hand. Joel was not going out there to find out what his distress was all about and why exactly the others had completely ignored the boy.

And yet, he was already on his feet and at the door before he could think twice.

He unlocked the door as silently as he could and stepped outside in the cold.

The black-haired boy was sitting under the window, his face buried in his hands, quiet sniffles leaving his nose.

Joel didn't know what to do, so he didn't do anything. That was when the boy suddenly spoke.

"They left me," he sobbed.

"Ummm," Joel mumbled. He wasn't exactly keen on finding out who 'they' were.

"They don't care about me," the boy whined, his sobs growing louder and so helpless that Joel couldn't stay silent anymore. He crouched next to the boy and for a brief moment considered touching his shoulder, but decided against it.

"I'm sure that's not true."

His reassurement did nothing to console the boy, who only started weeping more hysterically. As unsettling as his whole appearance was, with the white skin and the raven-black hair, he looked so utterly inconsolable that Joel could not help but feel sorry for him.

"Hey, hush there now," he rubbed the boy's shoulder. "Listen, umm, sorry, what's your name?"

The boy sniffled shakily before answering with a tearful voice.

"Aleksi."

"Alright, Aleksi, listen. Everything's gonna be alright, you hear me?" By then Joel had no idea what he was attempting; he only wanted for the boy to stop crying, or else he would start crying too.

Aleksi kept bawling into his hands, Joel's words having no effect on him whatsoever.

"Do you...live somewhere close by? Perhaps we could-"

"You don't understand!" Aleksi cried out and turned away from Joel.

Joel was becoming a little hopeless himself, listening to Aleksi's heartbreaking wailing.

"I'd like to try," he said quietly. Whatever the boy's deal was, by now Joel was too involved to not help him out of his misery.

The sobs seemed to calm down and become less frequent, before a quiet voice spoke to him.

"I'm a sad excuse of a ghost."

Joel froze.

A sad excuse of a what now?

Aleksi sniffled again.

"I was about as useless when I was still real flesh and bone though, so what else did I expect," he went on.

Joel, however, remained stuck in the fact he was apparently talking with a ghost.

As in, a dead person.

It seemed as good a time as any to freak out; yet, Joel found himself surprisingly calm when he asked:

"So...the ship that we saw...you were on it?"

Aleksi nodded.

"And...then you...fell?"

This time, there was no reaction. Joel did the math himself.

"Did someone push you?"

Suddenly, Aleksi burst into tears again.

Now, Joel did not believe in ghosts. Not really. But even if he did, he had somehow expected them to be a little more self-assured, cocky even, since they had to be bold enough to invade people's homes and personal spaces, knocking down random furniture and leaving cryptic messages on foggy mirrors. He had certainly not expected them to be a bundle of pathetic sobs; no, this tormented boy whose lip was quivering so much he was unable to form words was the complete opposite of what Joel expected from a ghost.

"They said I'm a-- a worthless-- a good-for-nothing--"

The poor boy couldn't even finish reciting the insult before another series of cries left his mouth, and anyway Joel wasn't sure he even wanted to hear the rest.

"Well, I...umm...I mean," he mumbled, "I've never met one before, so it's not like my opinion is worth anything, but I'm sure you're a great, umm, ghost?"

"No," Aleksi sniffled, "They're right. I'm no use. I don't even know how to make myself visible. What's a ghost for, if no one can see it? Buh," he snorted. "Pathetic."

"I can see you?" Joel objected.

"As if being visible to the souls who are already unhappy with their mortal lives is a skill worth rejoicing," the ghost muttered.

Ah, Joel thought. Well, that might just explain it.

They fell into a silence, Joel trying his best to comprehend what was happening, Aleksi probably thinking about white sheets or chinking chains or whatever ghostly matters occupied his mind.

"So here I am," Aleksi broke the silence after a while, "stuck on this island forever I guess. A reasonable faith I suppose, for a failure like me."

"You can still haunt people, right? Even if they can't see you?"

"I don't know. Maybe? Everyone was always so busy yelling at me for failing at everything that I've never really figured out what I can do, if anything."

A menacing thought entered Joel's head.

Oh boy, they're gonna hate me.

"Well," he said to Aleksi, "I'm happy to tell you that there happen to be four unsuspecting victims in there, and they can't wait to be haunted."

***

Joel watched through the window as Aleksi stood next to the sleeping bodies.

"Are you sure?" he asked Joel hesitantly.

"Just do it!" Joel whispered back. "Start with the one on the left!"

Niko was going to get his revenge for forcing them with him to this cursed island.

Aleksi poked Niko on the shoulder. When there was no reaction, Joel gestured Aleksi to try again.

"Mmhh, what is it, Porko?" Niko mumbled at last. Aleksi kept tapping Niko's upper arm.

"What do you want?" Niko said, this time a little louder, awakening Joonas next to him.

"Mmmwha?"

"Stop fucking poking me," Niko ordered.

"I ain't poking you," Joonas answered and buried his head into Niko's hair. Niko seemed to settle back to sleep again as well, and Aleksi looked up at Joel, spreading his arms helplessly.

"Try Tommi next. The big guy."

Aleksi pointed at Tommi's sleeping figure for clarification. When Joel nodded, Aleksi lifted one foot over Tommi's stomach and stood up on it.

"Oh," Aleksi giggled lightly, "soft!"

Joel could never had imagined that a ghost laughing would be such a wonderful sound. He shook the thought out of his head as fast as it had appeared there.

Below Aleksi, Tommi grumbled.

"Geoff me, Porko."

"Why can't you guys let me sle- woah," Joonas said as he turned to his side, facing Tommi. "I don't mean to alarm you, bro, but there seems to be a pair of feet on your stomach," he slurred. "Geez, what kinda booze did you buy us, Joel?"

"Mmmrrhh," Tommi growled, and Aleksi jumped off just in time before the man turned to his side to continue his dreams.

Aleksi turned to look at Joel again, his face lit up in a smile.

“He saw my legs! He saw me!”

Joel smiled back, as delighted as his ghost friend, even if none of the sleeping men hadn’t really figured out they were being haunted by a lost soul. Joel didn’t have the heart to point this out.

"Shall I try him next?" Aleksi asked, pointing at Olli. Joel shook his head; trying to wake Olli up was a lost battle before it even begun. Instead, he gestured Aleksi to come back outside again.

“Did you see that?” Aleksi beamed at him, bouncing at his feet from excitement. Joel wanted to laugh at the absurdity of the whole situation.

“I did, you were great! See, I told you.”

Aleksi stood in front of him, slightly out of breath, lips curved in a smile. Only then Joel realised how lovely he looked, despite being...not alive.

Still, to Joel, he looked more lively and spirited than most of the people walking on the streets of Oulu during the winter months.

“Thank you,” Aleksi said quietly, and Joel felt a cold brush against his arm where Aleksi’s hand lingered. “I wish I could...no, forget it.” Aleksi turned his head away, averting his ghostly eyes from Joel’s.

“No, please,” Joel was quick to say. “If there’s anything more I can do for you, just-”

Whatever he was going to say escaped his mind, along with any other intelligent thought that once was there, when he felt something cold on his lips.

A pair of crystal-clear eyes stared closely into his, and Joel leaned in, just to find out if what he thought had happened, had happened.

He felt the same icy sensation on his lips again.

Joel had no idea what was happening.

However, since that moment, he began wondering: if he was so done for with his life already, what difference would it make if he shared it with a ghost?

#blind channel #blind channel rpf #can't say i'm 100% satisfied with how this turned out #but i felt like bullet points would've done the plot even less justice #oh well! feel free to inquire what happens next 😅#also: thanks for sending me new requests! 🥰 the queue is no longer empty..🖤

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serenity-songbird · 2 years

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Hey! I couldn't tell from mobile if your requests are currently open or not. If they are, could we have your headcanons about your 3 favorite SP superheros/villains interacting with a moody, cryptid AF Final Girl archetype superhero that FastPass knows from Lake Tardicaca and constantly vouches for? (She turns out to be a sweetheart, just a little... critical and undersocialized.) Thankyou! ^^ ~🍶

(Sooo...I admit. I had to look up what this means. I ain't never heard of this before. Lol. So what I got from the internat is that a final girl archetype means the last female role to survive a horror movie where all the other characters are dead. They are typically the last one standing to face the bad guy. I hope this is right. I did my best...🤔🤔🤔 I got more in depth with this than I meant to. Lol.)

Note: Using same storyline for all characters.

Jimmy had introduced you to the heroes after you helped them defeat Professor Chaos. They were near your house.

Your were very moody and grumpy (moreso than usual) since they awoke you from your slumber.

You were in your superhero outfit, Phoenix. You were a Fire bender. You had a fiery personality. (Get it? Cause she uses fire. 🤣😂🤣)

Jimmy had known you from Lake Tardicaca.

You were handicapped yourself. You had joined as a volunteer to help out your Dad. He was a Camp Counselors.

Jimmy asked if you could join the team. The others were skeptical at first since, you were very blunt and commented on every mistake they made.

After seeing you in action a few weeks later, you became a part of their team. You had saved their asses. It was the least they could do.

After getting to know you for a while they found out that you were actually a pretty sweet girl. You always would help them out and would listen to their problems.

They learned to appreciate your bluntness since you were just being honest. Plus, you shed light on things they didn't want to see. You made them humble.

Six months into being on their team, you all woke up in a strange room.

The walls were leaking, paint was chipped, it smelled like someone died, and rats and bugs were everywhere.

You all simultaneously freaked out. You were trapped with no way out. Then, the TV in the corner wall lit on.

"Good morning, Freedom Pals. It is I, Professor Chaos!!!" He laughed evily. "You'll notice that you are trapped in a room of my design. This entire building is a prison of Chaos! You will need to solve every puzzle in the room correctly. Or die!!! Muahahaha!!! Good luck trying to get out, you'll need it."

You all went from room to room solving puzzles. However, after each room the challenges got harder and harder. You started to lose people one by one.

After each puzzle if a mistake was made, someone would get dropped out. No one knew if any of your friends were alive...

You had reached the last room...who were you stuck with?

It was just you and Human Kite left.

Human Kite was the first one to accept you into the group.

His didn't mind your moodiness since he was already used to his friends and their more crazy mood swings.

Human Kite was smart and resourceful.

He healed your wounds to help you go on in battle.

It didn't hurt that he was cute too.

During the fight with Professor Chaos, you were the one who fought and Human Kite would assist and heal.

You needed to distract him while Human Kite looked for a way to escape or an easier way to defeat the enemy.

The two of you were a great team.

Human Kite was the one to find a way to deactivate the giant robot Professor Chaos was using to fight.

Thanks to him Professor Chaos was defeated.

You found your friends after Chaos confessed where they were.

After that, You and Kyle became closer due to surviving the hell you went through together.

Kyle loved how real you were and would help you through your mood swings.

When the two of you started dating, he was the happiest he'd ever been.

He understood that you didn't socialize a lot with people and helped you develop better communication skills.

He always supported you 100%.

With your skills, the two of you were an unstoppable duo.

It was just you and Call Girl left.

She actually joined the Freedom Pals after you. (Since Cartman really tried to not let her in).

Being the only 2 girls on the team, she became your best friend.

Wendy understood you in ways no one else did.

Whenever you were moody, she wasn't offended or angry. She was kind of like you in that way.

She liked your blunt and honest personality.

When you criticized people, you were trying to help them get better.

It wasn't meant to be mean.

So that's why neither of you needed to say words during the Professor Chaos fight.

All you did was give each other a look or a gesture and you understood.

It was your job to distract Chaos while Call Girl used her phone skills to locate your team.

Once she found their location, she used her gadgets to free them from the prison.

It was easy winning after that.

After enduring that hell with you, she confessed her feelings.

Best girlfriend ever.

You were sweet and attentive towards her.

You were easy to talk to and gave honest opinions on outfits or hair.

You were a welcome change from the other two faced bitches in the school.

You were her true love and I'd anyone had a problem with it, she'd kick their ass.

Fastpass and you were the only ones left.

You'd known Jimmy for a year so you were best friends.

Jimmy and you were dating before you joined the team.

You both confessed on the same time on Valentine's Day.

After you helped them defeat Chaos, he vouched for you constantly.

The other boys were hesitant.

They thought that he was only saying that because you were dating.

But once they saw how powerful you were, they immediately let you in.

He knew you well enough that you never offended him or saw you as annoying or mean like some did.

You two had great teamwork.

Together you defeated Professor Chaos with your combo skills.

Fastpass hacked into Chaos' computer to see where the team was.

You had once again saved the day.

Jimmy was a sweet boyfriend.

He spoiled you with gifts and love.

And thought you were adorable.

He couldn't have asked for a better partner.

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Aight, I need to do my biology stuff because I don’t know what’s going on in that class but instead I’m blogging a chapter of Catching Fire 😎

And no I never completed my Hunger Games Re-Read, I decided to go back later and just do my favorite chapters 🥰🥰🥰

Here we goooo :

All Katniss ever thinks about is her odds of being killed and the probability of getting away 😭

Oh wait ... that’s actually depressing 😔

“But the Victory Tour makes that impossible. Strategically placed almost midway between the annual Games, it is the Capitol's way of keeping the horror fresh and immediate” — I mean, it’s also a convenient time for the plot too. 😏 Suz, you ain’t sly.

“to look down into the faces of the families whose children I have killed...” — okay, kitten, let’s not get dramatic you didn’t kill all their children just a few. 😌

“The sun persists in rising, so I make myself stand.” — twitter has destroyed this quote for me it’s all the 17 year old stans bio 😭😂

“But now that Gale has gone to work in the coal mines - and I have nothing to do all day - I've taken over the job” — oh wow how depressing 🥺 having nothing to do all day

Aww that’s actually quite sad. Gale and her friendship basically disintegrated after the first book. So technically we only ever saw their friendship as it was in the first chapter of the first book wow

“I get a good haul from the traps - eight rabbits, two squirrels, and a beaver that swam into a wire” — sweetie what are you gonna do with a beaver? 🦫 😭😭😭 “everyone gather about, we’re having some beaver for dinner tonight”

Suz must have studied things like snares and crap because I have zero clue what she’s even describing here 🤷🏼‍♀️

Lololol Prim and her mom are like “we’re good with being rich” while Katniss is like 😑😑😑😑

“a pair of expensive machine-made shoes that my mother thinks are more appropriate for someone of my status” — they legit give like zero context about her and her mother’s interactions but it always reads to me like the mom in all those movies where the girl is “not like the other girls” and she’s all “I need to be free!” And her mom is like “no you can’t you gotta be a lady” and idk where I was taking this but we went somewhere and got lost didn’t we? 😅

Considering how much Katniss hates the new house in Victor’s Village .... do you think her and Peeta move to her old shack post canon??? I don’t think so because I feel like what she’s missing is her old life here and the house doesn’t matter and in the end Prim is dead either way so .... but just a thought 🤷🏼‍♀️

“You're hideous, you know that, right?" I ask him.” — direct post mockingjay everlark quote, clearly 😂😂😂😂

“The mines weren't an option, what with a baby to look after, but she managed to get laundry from some of the merchants in town.” — 12 year old Peeta just handing Gale’s mother his old undies 😂😂😂😂😂

“In winter her hands got so red and cracked, they bled at the slightest provocation.” — that was me during corona last winter ☹️ and I told one of my instructors about it and she was just like “gross 😒”

“Our romance became a key strategy for our survival in the arena. Only it wasn't just a strategy for Peeta. I'm not sure what it was for me. But I know now it was nothing but painful for Gale.” — I do wonder if Gale had never been a thing if Katniss would have let herself give into her feelings sooner. Probably not the brat is stubborn

“Gale told me that Greasy Sae, the old woman who serves up soup, started a collection to sponsor Peeta and me during the Games.” — I like that it was for both of them and not just Katniss who Sae knew. Because at the end of the day they were both kids who needed help 🥺🥺🥺🥺

“It was supposed to be just a Hob thing, but a lot of other people heard about it and chipped in.” — that’s actually really sweet that Katniss and Peeta united their own district unintentionally just couldn’t unite the whole country

Katniss is so nice, trying to support all the vendors equally 🥺🥺🥺 Katniss is the og “buy local!” “support small shops!” girl.

Okay, Katniss thinking of Haymitch even tho he’s a butthole is so sweet bc it shows that she truly cares for the drunk 🥰🥰🥰

And also ... Ripper, the liquor salesperson, only has ... one arm? So Peeta don’t stand out with a robotic leggy in Twelve?

Lololol the Head Peacekeeper (who has sex with girl’s Katniss’s age) is like “don’t buy alcohol, little girl” “just let me buy you”

Omg the Gale being the cousin thing is introduced 😅

That one post about how Peeta and Gale are likely both her cousins but Peeta is probably even closer to related is living in my head, rent-free 🤐

“But you've got to go through it to get to the end of it,” Is such a good quote.

“The houses inhabited by my family and Peeta give off a warm glow of life. Lit windows, smoke from the chimneys, bunches of brightly colored corn affixed to the front doors as decoration for the upcoming Harvest Festival.” — I’m sorry, is Peeta decorating his house for holidays alone? We get no indication of any of his family ever visiting him, ever. I’m sorry, we can say whatever about Peeta being more fortunate than Katniss and the others materialistically, but he’s so lonely, it makes me sad 😔.

Okay Haymitch’s house sounds over the top nasty 🤢.

“Over the years the odors of liquor and vomit, boiled cabbage and burned meat, unwashed clothes and mouse droppings have intermingled into a stench that brings tears to my eyes.” — this is one of those houses they broadcast on Animal Planet, because they usually have wild, neglected dogs in the backyard 😑😑

Omg, the image of Katniss just casually sitting in the windowsill while Haymitch swings his knife around is peak comedy 🤣. And sort of depressing.

“Look, if you wanted to be babied, you should have asked Peeta." — because Peeta takes care of people, he’s a comforter 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Katniss feeling an underlying longing for Peeta, because she develop the feeling in the cave and she still misses it. 😍😍😍 yes, I will be doing this reread through my shippers goggles, I’m glad you asked, Barbara.

Katniss always describes Peeta in so much detail 😅😅😂😂😂. Like every time he’s introduced into the book, she takes an entire paragraph to describe his hair, his build, his skin. He’s always been coded as the love interest from chapter one of book one.

“You can barely even notice his limp now,” means you can still notice it a little… and I’m sad 😢 again.

I just realized Katniss spent this entire conversation, sitting in the window above the sink 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅. She perch. Like a bird.

Also sidebar but I’m sentimental 🥲🥲🥲. This scene, out of context, was the first scene I ever read in the series. I stole my friend’s book so I’d have something to do before my 8th grade teacher kicked me out for being a chatterbox and anyways I opened to this page, read this part and still remember it. And also I always shipped Everlark, even from this alone, because I love tension, angst and a tumultuous past between characters.

“My mother's been working day and night to make everything perfect for the cameras, so it's no time to be tracking up her shiny floors.” — my mom before the family comes on Thanksgiving and 4th Of July 😒

Girl, I wanna know what would happen if you stopped protecting your mama and let her be the adult. Would she actually fail again like you think or would she be fine this time??? Ok anyways irrelevant side note but I had nowhere else to put it and she was trying to assure her mother just here that everything was fine.

Ummm Snow is a small man???? Why do I never remember that? I’m just imagining the teacher in Clueless now as President Snow 😭😭😭😭

Okay those are all my thoughts thank you for reading if you did which is probably like one of you 😅😅😅😅😅. Thank you to my one reader!

Tagging @everlarkedalways since this post isn’t showing up in the tag 😔

#thgagain #catching fire

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