#this is soooo good holy shit

[moash]

i don’t want to do discourse about moash’s character, but i do want to talk about how the suicide baiting is used in the narrative

when moash confronts kaladin in roshone’s basement, this is expected to be the classic darth vader “luke, join me” moment, right? you’re expecting moash to say something like, join the dark side we can offer you more than the heroes can etc. but he doesn’t!!! to have moash stand there and say, “you can’t join us on the cool kid team, and since life sucks forever and you can’t join us where everything is awesome, you should kill yourself,” is wild!!! it throws you off!!! and it’s specifically so much harder for a hero to rebuff than “join me.” because “join me” is weak in this scenario, what can they really offer kaladin? nothing. it would be really abundantly easy to say no to. and from the writer’s perspective, join me is very Done, right? telling kaladin to kill himself and throwing back all of this personal information that kaladin told him in confidence when they were friends is a really cruel and unexpected twist that makes you feel the stakes so much more than if he’d just given kaladin the whole dark side spiel and called it a day.

it’s made even more interesting later on when you realize that moash is defying direct orders from odium to do this. odium DOES want moash to be giving the classic dark side spiel, and this is moash refusing to do that. and the reason he’s refusing to do that is because he hates what and where he is, and he loves kaladin, and he doesn’t want kaladin to be here, but the only other option in his broken mind is that kaladin dies. and when you learn all that and look back on the scene, it’s doubly interesting because now everything he’s saying about how life is worthless is him pushing all his own suicidal thoughts on kaladin. it’s moash who wants to kill himself, but he can’t.

to me this is all really fascinating for the peek into moash’s mental state, but also from a writing perspective as a novel twist on the villainous “join me” speech. it’s truly jarring to read the first time and succeeds on like every level as a piece of writing, personally, imo.

#suicide mention #as always with brandon writing moash it’s hard to tell how on purpose this all was #but the first time i read that preview chapter i was like holy shit this chapter was soooo good #and i maintain that #it’s only made BETTER on rereads when you know why he’s saying everything #but the first time reading when you don’t know why he’s saying that it’s just like holy shit omg i can’t believe this #and you want to keep reading to see what’s UP with all that!!!!!! #the stormlight archive #moash #rhythm of war

[coffeecatcraze]

I can't belive they passed up the golden opportunity to have that one fucking wall stay standing perfectly intact with the rest of the hotel destroyed

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #soooo many thoughts #soooo many feelings #holy shit #but like okay how could they miss out on such incredible comedic value #i'm going insane #that finale was just. fuck. #so good #gonna just go scream into my pillow until i pass out thanks #then check if ao3 has an influx of chaggie fics after all that #<3

[shima-draws]

So. I just watched One Piece: Film Red,

#Holy shit. What a fucking PHENOMENAL movie #Like even with barely any context since I haven’t seen the series it was SOOOO good. SO GOOD!!!!! #Ado is such an INCREDIBLE singer all of her songs gave me legitimate goosebumps #Especially when she summons [REDACTED] #Fuck. FUCKKKK this might actually convince me to watch the series now AHRJJJFJ #Luffy’s so cute……I love him……THE dumbass protag of all time #One Piece #One Piece Film Red #OP Film Red #Uta #Also the ANIMATION???? POPPED OFF SOOOO HARD #I was sitting there like YO HOLY SHIT THIS IS INSANE ACTUALLY??? #And I was legit in tears at the end I DON’T EVEN KNOW THESE CHARACTERS THAT WELL BUT LIKE #Shanks: That’s my daughter— #Me: UBWAHHHHAHHHHH 😭😭😭 #Crying sobbing etc. You know. #Maybe I’ll stream it. Bc this is something that NEEDS to be seen I think #Just for the music alone #AND THE PLOT IS GOOD TOO??? OOOFJFHH. #Uta is the character ever I love how complex she is #Her dedication to her goals was absolutely INSANE. Reeediculous. #Shima speaks #If you see me start posting about OP it means I gave in and started watching the series. Ahaha whoops. Tee hee.

[marshmallsy]

i’m adoring everybody’s larger-than-life personalities in coffin run, but something about wetzel’s aggressively cheerful demeanor just barely hiding a deep, all-consuming rage is so unbelievably funny to me

#coffin run #d20 #i mean these pcs rlly all had me RIGHT outta the gate #but holy fuck wetzel's moments of absolutely flipping his shit were soooo good

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Hi.

Just wanted to say that I just read “From the Sidelines” for the first time.

Ummmmmmmmmm if u wanna be emotionally destroyed and then put back together again, I highly recommend.

Many tears were shed (and are still currently shedding)

so yeah 🥲✌️

#I never read smut so I was soooo hesitant to read this fic #but HOLY SHIT #when I tell u that fic was like A PERSONAL CALLOUT #the izuku in that fic was the me of two years ago #and it felt like my friend was talking all over again to me thru katsuki #omgggggg #and yes Izuku I agree careless whisper is a BANGER #AND I WILL STAND BY THAT #bnha #mha #bnha fic #mha fic #from the sidelines #and that author wrote ONLY TWO FICS #HOWWW??????? #IT WAS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 #AND THE AUTHORS NOTE AT THE END OMG THAT FIC WAS MADE WITH LOVEEEEEEE #bakudeku #bkdk #my thoughts #someone said that once u read it it’ll ruin every other bkdk fic for you #and uhhhhhh well they might be right

[bardicious]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chris Hemsworth, please, honestly GO FUCK YOURSELF. LMAO.

Okay, so, listen, this is honestly going to be the last I ever talk about this, but the fact that I've been proven right about this jackasses involvement in this whole affair has got me laughing!

In 2017, or the year previous, who the fuck knows, Chris Hemsworth got his friend, Taika Waititi to direct Thor 3. Thor Ragnarok, which heavily diverged from the cinematography and the lore of the previous two Thor movies. Chris Hemsworth decided Thor was too boring. He didn't like playing him anymore. He wanted to play someone new and fun. He wanted to play himself. And he got just that.

I'll give Ragnarok enough credit, that aye, I might be fooled into thinking there was some interest the title character. But after Love and Thunder? No, now I know I've been fooled into watching a costume party by Chris Hemsworth, his family, and his friends. Ding ding ding! What do we have here, Johnny?

A bottom tier celebrity making a franchise that not only was all about him - his character, but all about him!!! He's playing himself!

His daughter at the end of Thor: Love and Thunder, is his daughter in real life (she's cute, no diss). His two sons played younger versions of him. His wife was a wolf woman he made out with! His best friends Matt fucking Damon and Taika Waititi both star in the role and the latter directs it.

I'm sorry, but at what fucking point did I sign up for a lazy written fanfiction? Because that's sure as hell not what I thought would happen in Thor 1 or 2, or Avengers. And you know, I am still mad, because I enjoyed the OG Thor, I enjoyed the OG Loki, and Marvel and, wow, did it not pay off.

Alas, it's on me for watching any new Thor films (aye, listen, I gotta family here!), but I just wanted to tell anyone who ever said Thor is a walking self insert nowadays. You are completely and utterly spot on.

Applaud yourself.

PS. Full Review* -> Here

Have fun!

#anti chris hemsworth #anti thor 4 #anti thor 3 #anti thor ragnarok #anti thor love and thunder #anti taika waititi #anti marvel #Id honestly be surprised if I don't get anybody mad at me in my inbox #this day has been a trip #Okay Im done #omg the revelation people #holy shit #live action crack fanfic #Im astounded! freaking astounded! #then again... 50 shades of grey got a movie so why not... #good luck reading that #anybody who got the attention span - more power to you. #imma soooo lose followers after this one #thor love and thunder spoilers #thor 4 spoilers #i think imma have fun now playing around with some ideas #i like the idea of gorr #high key interested in him being helas real father or something #would be interesting

[saturnaous]

grieving the timeline my teenage mutant ninja turtle autism was actually space suit get me into nasa autism where I become an aerospace engineer and get to work on cool EVA suits and get people to mars or whatever. man

#from the pouch #in eigth grade I wanted to be an astronaut soooo bad #I was determined that if I was able to improve/design a nee type of EVA suit that Nasa would HAVE to take me in #and like put me in space or whatever #what happened is that I determied I could use a type of hudrogen based fabric shit to put into the suit #and was trying to get a way to get a super insulator to work inside a suit #and I never got farther than that #Now I just know about space suits #I'm rereadearching stuff again now because holy fuck it's so much fucking fun #Pdfs my fucking BELOVED #there's so much stuff on the internet to inform me with good lord #uh Ig there should be ither tags methinks #nasa #spacesuit #sure yeah that'll work #space

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Shit bro first hormone appointment in two days hold my hand

#am excited and scared #idk how honest i should be really #and idk what the guy's like #and I'm excited from a personal standpoint (holy shit yes hormones finally) #but scared/worried from a yknow. societal standpoint. #doing this in 2023 on terf island probably isn't the best move #and idk it's kinda daunting when i could write a laundry list of cons #and the pros list basically just amounts to 'makes me happy c:' #but like. i guess that's transition in a nutshell right? #we don't do this shit bc it's easy #if i could be content with the easy option (i.e. present as cis) #i would do that #bc i fucking hate expending any effort for anything abjsjdjfjdjjsd #aaaaaaa. two days to go. #might all be moot ig. they might reject me out of hand #and if they don't there's a good chance they'll reject me at the second appointment bc of my health #but yeah excited and scared is how I'd put it #but i simply don't think I'll ever know for certain that this is what i need until i try it #because i can second guess/talk myself out of ANYTHING. no joke. #and I'm soooo fucking. tired of being that bitch who's always waiting for shit to happen. #or waiting for the perfect time or whatever #waiting and thinking and waiting and thinking it's all i dooooooo #i need to get out of my fucking head #and i need to do fucking Something that deters perfect strangers from clocking me as female within seconds of knowing me #despite how fucking bewildering that feels to me as like. a soft masc presenting individual. who really doesn't get where they got that from #anyway its not with the gic but it is on the nhs #it's an appt with a local endocrinologist #so if anyone else has been prescribed hormones that way and has any advice/insight on how this appointment might play out dm me lmao #mr. bees speaks

[whosname]

Zura just changed his costume and now it's time for Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights. No, that's not the original video, that's Noel Fielding dancing Wuthering Height for Comic Relief 'cause... y'know? Zura has BIG Noel Fielding energy.

“Odin’s beard! How much Gintama x british stuff lives in your brain?!” You may ask

#gintama #gintama fanart #my art #zura #katsura kotaro #he would be soooo insufferable i love him #joi4 goes karaoke #and then i decided i should do this one on watercolors but i suck at watercolors #then i remember i have watercolor pencils #don't think i'm any more good at 'em tho #dunno what's the intersection between Gintama fans and The Mighty Boosh fans but zura sure does have big noel fielding energy #holy shit zura in Fielding's Taskmaster outfit! okay okay easy brain

[fortheb0ys]

You know who's been plaguing my thoughts recently...

Eddie Gluskin

#like i have played the games since they came out #and i've seen the outlast trails #and it brought back memories #my brother bought them and never finished cause he's a pussy #so i took them #lol #but holy shit were they soooo good #☆*charlie's rambles

[welldonekhushi]

Heeeey, MWIII Arjun is here for you!✨💙

Me, grabbing my artist tools: Okay, time to work on Arjun's MWIII desi—

Mctvsh, suddenly sending me this render by surprise:

Me:

#LIKE HOLY SHIT??!!! #I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D SURPRISE ME WITH THIS RENDER #and for the fact he looks soooo good from the way you designed him in your style 😭 #shall I adopt it? yes? yes? please yes? 🥹✨ #IT'S TOO PERFECT I'VE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES #this is the third time you've surprised me and-- i don't know what i did to deserve this 🥹 #but thank you so much!! #gifts from friends #oc #call of duty oc #captain arjun #call of duty modern warfare iii #cod mwiii #mctvsh

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

IM NOT GONNA SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THE FULL VERSION TO COME OUT HOLY SHIT

#caps cw #hypmic #hypnosis mic #I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO BE SO EXCITED OVER THEM HOLY SHIT #THEYRE SOOOO GOOD TOGETHER IM GONNA CRY #Youtube

[prophecyofgray]

something about tedlassoposting on tumblr dot com is so incredibly funny to me. however Holy Fucking Shit this show makes me feel the shrimp color spectrum of emotion i just watched the penultimate ep and i was hyperventilating for half of it and now i feel like theres a little hamster running around in my stomach

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #<- lol #anyway. some thoughts: #jaime tartt makes me feel crazy in the brain. the jaime roy keeley friendship makes me feel CRAZY in the BRAIN #the contrast between ted and his mom vs jaime and his mom #im going to die. #also i usually hate the 'trope' or whatever of characters forgiving their abusers i think abuse victims should kill their abusers actually #that said i dont entirely hate the way theyre handling things with jaime and his dad? #idk. i think i need to see how it concludes in the finale to form a full opinion #i LOVED the thank you/fuck you thing that they did tho #with jaime wanting to say fuck you and thank you to his dad and then ted saying thank you and fuck you to his mom #sooo good. #also the way that jaime led with the fuck you but ted led with the thank you. so small but so intentional and so telling and soooo good #SOOO EXCITED to see the truth bomb at the start of next episode. Holy fucking shit #yeah. good episode. good show. #EDIT: HOW COULD I FORGET THE TED AND BEARD BACKSTORY #SO GREAT. so great :]

[boxwinebaddie]

Concept: Jersey!Kyle on Black Friday

THE SOUND THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH

no...because that is the jersey kyle super bowl...

thats litrally the scary broke boy college student mf Olympics babey!

also its fucking horrifying oh my god literally every year after bebe parks lady in the mall parking lot, marj child locks tweek and kyles side door, turns around with her hand on her hip, finger wagging all like NOW SEE HERE BOYS!!!!! I DONT WANT NO FUNNY BUSINESS YA HEAR? TWEEK NO BITIN!!! KYLE NO FIGHTIN!!!! SHLKDSHS

and theyre both like "ofc!" <3 *angel emoji*...then the second marj is not looking, kyle uses his long lanky ass extendo arm to unchild lock the door and him and tweek are like SIIIIKE! NO PROMISES! riiiip

he is a menace in there like rm!kyle is fine as hell but so scary if he looked at me and i had something in my hands i would drop it immediately and fall to my knees hfdlksahd! anyways!

hes definitely hoarding all the pumpkin chai fall scented shit, hip checking 15 year old girls taking too long in bath and body works, fighting karen soccer moms over blenders and shower curtains, straight up dislocating arms, rolling up his sleeve, glitter and tinsel all over his face like "do come back!!! its buy one get one FREE, bitch!!!" scarring entire families with little kids in them screaming GUESS WHAT SANTA ISNT REAL!!!! snatching candy right out of their hands

like kyle was kyley b jew jersey kyle u can take the boy out of new jersey but you cant take the new jersey out of the boy!!! hes threatened to crack people over the head with LAMPS in the display section of the department store, duel wielding frying pans like

ID STAY BACK IF I WERE YOU A-HOLE BUT IF YOU INSIST FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS I WILL BUST YA FUCKEN HEAD OPEN LIKE A PINATA AND THE DENT IT MAKES IN MY NICE NEW PAN WILL MAKE IT 50% OFF AT THE REGISTA!!!!

if there wasnt security devices all over the knives...it would b over

100% jersey!kyle gets dragged out of that mall, kicking, screaming, hissing, fucking biting, clawing, you name it shdlksahd shouting wHAT THE HELL DID I EVEN DO!!! I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!! like baby why is half of the store crying and the other half ON FIRE?

mall security takes his mug shot for the Banned list and his hair is all over the place, theres gift wrap in his hair, probably blood on his cheek, his lip is busted, hes flipping off the camera & rolling his eyes

icon moment <3 im love him

um...as a bonus...conversely...ravenstan would throw up if he were at a department store black friday blow out sale im fuckin crying omg.

like ik he is a celebrity but he would have a panic attack like he enjoys the mosh pit where u are supposed to run into other people, i just know that entire thirty minutes that anxious punk rock angel would just be like ah! excuse me, excuse, oh god, im so sorry, excuse me, ill get out of your way, omg!! sorry!! sorry, wow im so sorry, excuse me!!!

SKHDLKDSHDSL bless him honestly

hed be like not even working there and translating directions so some sweet old mexican lady can find the electronics department for her grandkid's airpods and then buying them for her, giving little kids boosts and piggy back rides so they can reach the toy they were trying to grab off the top shelf and raven telling them to take two <3, literally just trying to be helpful and put stuff that people ( jersey prolly ) knocked off the shelves back onto them but accidentally knocking the entire display over heeeeeelp ( i love u raven my son )

all while jersey is just like ripping peoples hair out, playing irl tetris trying to fit the entire store into the cart, being batshit fkn insane.

ok tldr; the rm line up for black friday isssss...

kyle and tweek being feral and crazy and IN!FUCKING!SANE causing a maaaaassive commotion

kenny and craig robbing the entire place blind ( fuck u big corpo ) while everyone is distracted

( its the way kyle doesnt condone stealing but condones fucking threatening to MURDER people over a single britta filter )

bebe and jimmy putting the whole thing on tiktok and insta reels living and breathing for the drama, jimmy makin literal meme content and bebe like trying to get kenny and craig to steal makeup omg

and marj and ravenstan on damage control, completely mortified...

not all heroes wear capes.

-uncle nina, black friday survivor

#this made me laaaaaugh #no jersey is so scary on black friday like hes already so scary hes extra scary on black friday tho holy shit #like he is BANNED from the mall #his mug shot is def so iconic i kno he looks good omg #i do think raven just being there would cause a commotion #but only if he was in the fit bc hes so cringe boyfail out of celebrity cosplay that i swear ppl would not know #that little mexican lady was all abt him tho she totally pinched his cheeks and everything he was glowing #jerseykyle hissing and swearing at everyone and ravenstan dragging him out of there like sorrysorrysorryeveryone!!! is soooo real to me #super best boyfriend behavior what can i say

[buckyschair]

heaven is not fit to house a love like you and i. somebody put that man in jail

#hozier #someone told me today that francesca is based on ~some character from Dante~ and my classical education kicked in #and HOLY SHIT #HOLYYYY SHITTYG #SO GOOD. SOOOO GOOD. #like it was a good song but this??? LORE?? makes it go so much harder #anyways #cate speaks

[eudico-my-beloved]

Girls will stumble upon the disco sapphics tag and absolutely loose their shit and proceed to rotate it in their head for hours (its me im girls)

#ouuuhhghhh im EATING tonight #theres so much good food in this tag holy shit #kicking my feet and pacing and giggling and twirling my hair and crying and throwing up #i am. normal about this #so soooo very normal #disco elysium