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bunny-is-cute · 1 month
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Found this on Facebook. 🤣
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soriastrider · 1 year
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the result of more cat dirk discussion... cat boy encounters dog girl, chaos ensues
[@lemon-protection-squad: now i can see jake doing the auspisticism eyes when his grandma/granddaughter is barking at some high furniture his husband has climbed and is hissing at her from
me: imagine dirk climbing a giant pile of furniture that he assembled via flashstep and perching on the very top while jade runs in circles around it
me: jake walks in like “what the godforsaken blasted FRIG are you two doing”]
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oflightsbeam · 4 months
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it’s official, my favourite thing about PJO is that even without having read the books before, I’ve seen enough prophecies in YA books to guess the end correctly
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jesidres · 3 months
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eldrichfuck666 · 10 months
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OK I'm convinced ur dangerous criminal and shoulda be in jail bc ur threatening me and ur cannibal (ur web page says that)
FBI?
Nonnie what FBI I'm from Germany 😭😭 I think you got the name wrong sksksks
ALSO I should be in jail for what? Not paying EA? Having a page title that represent the vibes of my possible future story?? Having a title that represents my vibe maybe?? And also, I have no idea why you sent one more while I was answering this one, but I'm going to block you after this and I HOPE you'll calm down and drink tea and possibly eat someone's leg (yes, I'M TELLING YOU THIS ONCE AGAIN) and won't bother me again sksks. I HAVE ENOUGH ASKS IN MY INBOX!! AND I DON'T NEED SOME EA BOOTLICKER DUMBASS TELLING ME I'M A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL BECAUSE I PIRATED A FUCKING SIMS 4 LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭
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its-tortle · 11 months
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ok :(
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theeemetersdown · 2 years
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LMAOOOOO
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malepresentingleg · 1 year
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he's really gonna try to use pat's printer ink moves 😭😭😭
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jaydoesdraws · 1 year
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Old treasure from my screenshots
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ya-zz · 11 months
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Imagine ramattra
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minothtime · 2 years
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IN THE SPANISH VERSION OF THE PROMARE BLU-RAY THE BLURB AT THE BACK GIVES LIO SHE/HER PRONOUNS WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS IS THIS AN ATTEMPT AT STRAIGHTBAITING
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thoughtlessgamer · 2 years
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kendallspussy · 2 years
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we were projecting so hard, jeremy allen white had to clarify that his character does not fuck
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nouverx · 3 months
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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
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xekstrin · 1 month
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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.
The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.
“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”
The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”
“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.
I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.
He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”
“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”
A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.
I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.
So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….
“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.
Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.
The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.
So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)
But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.
“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”
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sebdoesnothing · 1 year
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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
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