#this is what no sister does to a mf

[yendts]

Nico di Angelo, Son of Hades

Percy, Jason, Thalia

#this is what no sister does to a mf #don’t worry the girls are nexttt #thalia was actually supposed to be next but i started and scrapped her drawing twice so i had to move on for my own sanity #and thus came nico because i had a pose in mind for him already #nico di angelo #nico pjo #percy jackson #son of hades #hades #son of pluto #pluto #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heroes of olympus #the big three #big three #underworld #the underworld #tartarus #rick riordan #riordan universe #riordanverse

[leaky-heart]

DANCE GOTH BOY DANCE !!!

#fnaf #michael afton #my art #five nights at freddy's #what listening to the cure bauhaus and sisters or mercy does to a mf

[jesteriisms]

Around two weeks ago, I decided to draw every single Lifesteal SMP member. Yesterday I finished it!! :D So happy with all the designs ive come up with for this group of block people that live RENT FREE in my head.

#my art #lifesteal smp #lifesteal #mcyt #lifesteal fanart #god fuck do i tag it in EVERYONE's TAGS??? #Anyways these were so fun to draw :D #this is what critical hyperfixation does to a mf btw. #i cannot escape #also my sister said they look like a pride flag lineup so ya #rainbow crew HAHAHAHAH

[snixx]

my sister's boyfriend is the music president of the school and every time she starts telling me about their silly little music club drama I get so many glee club flashbacks. I've said it before and I'll say it again bro is literally living in high school musical jesus

#THEY'RE ALL SO DRAMATIC AND EGOISTIC LMFAOOO #and they're all always fighting over getting a solo it's so funny #unfortunately my sister has zero interest in their bullshit and knows everything she does about them against her will #so she told me the story until the climax and i was like. wait. THEN WHAT HAPPENED #and she was like dude idfc im so tired of all of them they keep acting like five year olds #._. #and she's house captain so she has to approve all the performers from her house or smth #but it's so fucking funny her boyfriend is the funniest mf on the planet istg they're sooooooo benvi coded #this was what my musicians (derogatory) post was about yesterday btw. #NOT about my ex best friend the most Evil musician in the world for once crazy i know #although i did keep getting war flashbacks #girlblogging.pdf

[rithmeres]

#‘your john mark mcmillan listening peaked in march’ GIRL I KNOW… march 4th to be exact #driving the 210 back from my sister’s house with pilgrim on repeat tears pouring down my face sun pouring through the clouds #hebrews 12:1 2 timothy 4:7 carrying the fire well done good and faithful servant type beat. all because of one hange zoe #not to mention everything else that happened the day after that. dare i even speak about what forgiveness does to a mf #also i may have streamed neon brother more than the man comes around this year but i have the man comes around on vinyl #it was number one this year in my heart and in my ears #flesh and bone by the killers is. well. a killer. because i have it on my trigun playlist AND my levi playlist 💕 #my battle-born baby you will always be famous #and baby by oh wonder…. well let’s just say i’m jusy afraid that i’m washed up and dried out and the water ain’t gonna save me. #(i miss you lyss (!!!) ) #personal

[knightsvow]

the wrapped playlist is not accurate though like i think there must some sort of cap at how many songs of One artist can be there bc i sure as hell did not listen to midtown enough to warrant like 20 of their songs in my top 100 lol. realistically speaking it should be all fob with the occasional cobra and soul punk. but oh well! stats.fm got me

#really funny comparing my wrapped from last year w this one like um! what cutting ties with your sister does to a mf #txt

[pinkfey]

things the mass effect devs would have done if they were smart and wise and all knowing like me

not made liara a romance bc she is, in her own words, "barely more than a child" <33 thus allowing her naiveté in me1 to be a normal part of her character and not a catalyst for her sexualization

added a few extra scenes revolving around her and beneziah. like seriously

emphasized her infatuation with shepard as unhealthy and a flaw and most of all a result of her being roughly eighteen in asari years and growing up heavily isolated and inexperienced socially (me2/shadow broker dlc would have been the best to begin exploring that after her drastic off-screen character shift)

given shepard the more options to be angry with her for recovering their body and giving it to cerberus, not defaulting to gratitude (which is so????) -- which again adds complexity to not only her but their relationship !! the ability to call her on her obsession or at the very least acknowledge it is leagues more interesting than what we're given in-game

reduced her scenes with shepard in me3 and replaced them with shepard's LI or most spoken to squadmate. liara does not need to be letting herself into shepard's cabin all willy nilly <33

#liara whose borderline creepy idolization of shepard is likened more to a little sister unable to let go as opposed to this grand gesture #of love which is never questioned regardless of romance IS REAL TO ME !! #the liara we have in canon...... what writers bias does to a mf. what the desire for a waifu does to a mf. #anyways.txt

[disordersgirl]

if u don’t have siblings u simply do not understand . hope this helps !

#what having a sister does to a mf

[cuntstable]

all the fictional men ive liked as of late have been so fucking sad. man.

#seeing a pattern…. #all of them unable to deal with grief of losing someone they loved either through death or otherwise. brothers im gonna take you all to #group theraphy. #what losing a child/a sister/ WIFE THROUGH DIVORCE does to a mf etc

[infizero]

i may have chosen this cute pic of young basil but rest assured this kid has fucking issues

#suicide mention tw #like erm. omori spoilers in the tags if you do not wish to see them #i find the idea of someone seeing my pfp who doesnt know anything about omori and being like #aw that boy in the flower crown is so cute #like lolllll they dont know he helped stage his friend's accidental murder of his sister as a suicide . .. .. . . #and also that hes insanely mentally ill and like the most unhealthily codependent mf ive ever seen #i swear im not one of those ppl that woobify him and just make him aww anxious kid got traumatized and is sad :( #like yeah he is traumatized but STOP BELITTLING TRAUMATIZED CHARACTERS TO JUST ''ohhh theyre so sad poor thing'' SHUT UP!!!!!!!! #do not erase the unlikable/ugly parts just to make their trauma more paletable IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!! #yes basil is absolutely deserving sympathy and it is incredibly tragic what happened to him and im not saying you cant feel sad for him #or make content of him being sad #but news flash BASIL IS SUPER FUCKED UP!!!!!!! HE DOES FUCKED UP SHIT!!!!!!!! #hes INSANELY dependent/attached to sunny like the trauma bond is unreal #he acts irrationally he acts ''creepily''/''unusually'' bcuz of his trauma #for fucks sake HE TRIED TO FORCE SUNNY INTO DOING A DOUBLE SUICIDE BASICALLY?????? AGAINST HIS WILL??????????? #PPL GLOSS OVER THAT SO MUCH IT SEEMS HE LITERALLYYYYY WAS ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF AND SELFISHLY DECIDED HE NEEDED SUNNY TO GO DOWN WITH HIM SO #HE FUCKING ATTEMPTED TO MURDER HIM!!!!!!!!! EVEN WHEN SUNNY WAS CLEARLY NOT OK WITH IT AND FIGHTING BACK #and again IM NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS 100% HIS FAULT its obviously because of his trauma but like. thats not a full excuse #whatevers I DID NOT MEAN TO RAMBLE ON THIS MUCH........... #i just have thoughts its the same shit ppl did w ctommy - rejecting when his trauma comes out in ugly ways and glamorizing it when it was #more quiet and sad #dawg basil stabbed sunny's fucking eye out.......... yes he was in a terrible mental state BUT LIKE STILL????? #serena.txt

[spaceytoxinz]

Trapped in the constant cycle of "oh this happens cause my family has a deep history of extensive witchcraft" and "my family also has a history of schizophrenia/bipolar disorder"

#to be fair though both me and my friend have seen a ghost at her house #it was just some random lady sitting on her bed. she has no sisters or anything just lives with her parents and brother #this happened when we were ten #when she turned on the light the lady disappeared and we ran down the hall screaming #unless its like folie a deux or something #another time we both saw a blue orb fly in our general direction at school #we just looked at each other and were like “you saw that right??” #also once my boyfriend slept over and while we were sleeping something closed my drawers and woke me up #i have so many silly ghost encounters (they're annoying) #what being latino/Caribbean does to an mf /j

[rat-tomago]

wow i was harassing my bestie 4 her email bc im putting her down as a work reference. but. i just realized she gave it 2 me a few days ago. somehow in my mind this makes me an abomination of god

#marcel.txt #i feel so bad dnskhfsjhddj #the worst part is this whole time i was SUPPOSED 2 GET MY SISTERS EMAIL #so i was. spending days losing my mind over the wrong persons email #oh my god i hate my brain #what sleep deprivation and no adhd meds does 2 a mf!!

[leclercsainzz]

i was listening to “all to well” by taylor swift and the part where she sings “i still remember the first fall of snow” (pretty much verse 6) came on and i remember i had seen a nico rosberg x lewis hamilton edit to this song a few nights ago and i was wondering if you could do one where reader is nico’s sister and she dated lewis but they fell of because of the whole brocedes friendship fall out and the fans associate them with this specific song/verse .. basically brocedes situation but instead it’s reader x lewis (idk if all this makes sense lol)

DO YOU REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL?

PAIRINGS: lewis hamilton x rosberg sister!reader

TYPE: social media au

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: weekend photo dump or whatevaaa 🤷🏼‍♀️

tagged: @nicorosberg @danielricciardo

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user: omG i stiLL CaNnoT beliEVE MOTHER PULLED UP TO THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX AKAKD!!!!!

↳ user: apparently she only went to support danny bc she promised him that she’d show up to a race if he came back 😭

user: does anyone know if lewis and her interacted??!!?

user: gorgg 😍😍😍

zayn: 😍

↳ user: are they dating??

↳ user: zayn??? 👀 what are you doing here??

user: not nico using memes 💀 LMAOOO

↳ nicorosberg: it was actually a gif 😭

↳ user: pLease, this makes it 10x better

danielricciardo: ❤️❤️

user: still can’t believe mother pulled up and we didn’t get a single interaction with dad 😭😭

user: it’s the waY LEWIS WALKED BY HER WITHOUT SPARING HER A GLANCE 😭😭😭💔

↳ user: i cried when i saw that 😭😭 like why’d they show us?

user: so is everyone gonna ignore the last post?? 444?? 4’s??? who is associated with 4? lewis mf 44 hamilton?? hello?

user: lewis????

user: will forever hold on to the idea that they’ll get back together soon 😌

user: i love how everyone is bringing up lewis as if they didn’t end on bad terms lmao

fernandoalo_official: glad to see my spanish lessons taught you something 👍🏼

aussiegrit: it’s britney bitch

📌 pinned

user: not her pinning webber’s comment 💀

user: thE things i’d do to see a lewis comment or like 😩

user: just thinking about the fact that yn & lewis might’ve seen each other at the race but refused to interact w each other 😭

↳ user: they did:( and they ignored each other

user: can someone please tell me if her and lewis talked?

user: i just know they refused to look in each other’s directions

↳ user: stop 😭😭😭 you’re right, they didn’t 💔💔💔

user: 4?? lewis??

user: missing ynlewis hours 😓

user: ugh, she’s soo pretty 😍😍😍

user: how can one be this beautiful? 😩

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: photo dump pt 2 🤪

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user: all too well 10 min ver. (taylor’s version)??? yes or yes??

↳ ynrosberg: always!!! 💗

user: LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS

user: 😍😍😍😍😍

zayn: thanks for the pic creds

↳ yourusername: yea yea

georgerussell63: i see my name 👀

user: i pray lewis and her will get back together

user: wishing for a ynlewis interaction 😩😩

↳ user: same, sis, same!

user: her smile in the third post 🥰

kendalljenner: 😍😍 beauty

↳ ynrosberg: mwahh 😘

user: when she listens to taylor swift >>

nicorosberg: never got my ice cream 😕

↳ ynrosberg: oops???

user: I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL

user: i literally just saw a ynlewis edit to all too well!!! janskdnd

↳ user: SEND ME THE LINK, NOW

↳ user: ^ me too, please!!!

↳ user: wtF, iM crying 😭😭😭😭

user: i just need to know that her and lewis are on good terms, my mental health depends on this info

↳ user: hate to break it to you …. but ….

↳ user: they literally walked by each other TWICE during the hungarian gp and didn’t acknowledge each other 💔💔💔💔

user: does anyone know if lewis and yn are friends at least?

↳ user: girl??? they don’t even follow each other 🙂

user: she looks happy, he looks happy … they moved on .... maybe it’s time for us all to move on as well? 😔😔😔

↳ user: nO, i cant 😔 i rEfuse!!

user: who’s lewis??? and what does he have to do with yn and nico?? (i don’t mean to offend anyone, i just keep seeing so many comments regarding lewis … is he a driver like nico or??)

↳ user: long story short, lewis hamilton is a formula 1 driver (yes), him and nico used to be teammates .. they were pretty much fighting for the championship and in the process their friendship started to fall apart due to their rivalry and ig yn pushed lewis away after nico won and retired

↳ user: wasn’t it because lewis said he didn’t want distractions and wanted to focus on his career?

↳ user: tbh i’m not sure, they never really confirmed anything

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: season so far ✌🏾

tagged: @georgerussell63 @fernandoalo_official

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user: ROSCOE!!!!

user: i wonder if roscoe misses mother as much as i do 😭

user: dad, please get back with mom!! 🙏🏼

user: my man everybody 😍😍😍

user: i heard from a friend that george “kidnapped” roscoe and took him to see yn

↳ user: wait wtf, are you being frr??? 😭😭 don’t play with me

↳ user: idk if it’s true

↳ user: i wonder how roscoe reacted when he saw yn, if he did

georgerussell63: roscoe 🥰

↳ lewishamilton: dognapper

↳ georgerussell63: i did it for the greater good:)

↳ user: wAit omgsksn does that mean he actually took roscoe to see yn or???? omg wkakalsk 🥺🥺🥺

user: he’s so fine 😩

fernandoalo_official: 😎

user: WAIT DID GEORGE REALLY TAKE ROSCOE TO GO SEE YN?? BC IF SOOO IMA CRY 😭😭😭😭

user: ya’ll remember when roscoe would pull up with both his parents to the paddock?? 😔 ahh, good old times

user: @sebastianvettel sebs, i need you to work your magic and reunite my parents, please

user: not getting over how they just walked past each other as if they didn’t spend 4 years together 💔

user: the fit 🔥

user: things that keep me up at night: brocedes & ynlewis

↳ user: ^ THIS!!!!

user: ya’ll ever thing about the what-if of ynlewis??

user: goat with a another goat (alonso) 🤩

user: they day yn and lewis reunite will be magical

user: missing the yn comments/likes 🥺🥺🥺

carlossainz55: 🤩🤩🤩

user: 7 years ago, ynlewis broke my heart 😭😭😭

↳ user: don’t forget brocedes 😭😭

↳ user: can’t believe it’s been 7 years, mate

user: i wonder if they privately talk, yk??

↳ user: never thought of that but i hope they do, tbh

sebastianvettel: ❤️

user: roscoe’s too adorable!! 🥺❤️

user: i know they’ll find their way to each other eventually

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: life so far 💗 (p.s. happy 8 months, lover)

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user: mOTHER?????? who is that????

user: 8 months???? wtf?? hello?? since when???

user: what about lewis??!

user: looks like mother gave us another dad 😔

↳ user: lewis is MY dad, idcc … zayn can be my step dad

user: so you’re telling me lewis and yn getting back together won’t happen anytime soon?? 😭😭

zayn: ❤️

↳ user: wAIT!!!! ZAYN??!??? OMG MAKALANS I KNEW THE TATTOOS LOOKED FAMILIAR WHSLs

↳ user: one direction guy????

nicorosberg: cute

↳ ynrosberg: 😌

user: they’ve been together for 8 months?? 😮😮

user: it all makes sense, i just never connected the dots

user: this was not on my 2023 bingo card 😩

user: ngl but this is actually cute

danielricciardo: cats out the bag, yayyy 🥳

↳ user: YOU KNEW!/@/&/@/‘s

user: i wonder how lewis is feeling rn

↳ user: as if he cares

user: mom, what about dad?? 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

user: @lewishamilton

user: nooooOo i miss dad 😭😭

user: allbio984!;’al hepan huh?!?!@ what?&@“”

user: ig those rumors a few months ago were true

↳ user: which ones???

↳ user: they were seen together like 3 months ago and there were speculations that they were together but it was never confirmed until now 😭

user: i’m still at the restaurant with dad 😢😢😢

user: yn, you’re breaking my heart 💔💔 we want dad

user: scReaming and goiNg apeshit alapamcbh93&,!;@/

user: lewis officially lost her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

user: i can’t believe this wtf

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: all too well

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user: DAD IS QUOTING “ALL TOO WELL”

user: roscoe owns my heart, idcc 🥺🥺

user: you remember it all too well, huh? 🥺

user: ya’ll remember yn posted a photo dump a while ago and one of the pic was a “all too well” aesthetic and now he’s using it as his caption??? he definitely misses her 😭😭😭

user: “just between us do you remember it all too well” you remember, she remembers, we all remember 💔

user: dad, we know know you miss mom and uncle nico

↳ user: 😭😭😭 stopp

user: roscoe 🥰🥰🥰

user: mom’s got a new boyfriend

user: ynlewis/brocedes will forever be my roman empire

georgerussell63: roscoe’s such a cutie!

↳ user: idc if you have to break yn and zayn up but we NEED our og parents back, please 🙏🏼

user: they were THE COUPLE

user: she definitely haunts all his what-ifs 😭😭

↳ user: he should’ve married her when he had the chance

↳ user: will never get over him choosing his career over her

user: @ynrosberg

user: i miss them everyday 😩

user: i often think about how if brocedes never ended the way they did they would’ve been together, just maybe

↳ user: i think about this everyday 😩😩😩😩

↳ user: they would’ve been married and with a kid by now

maxverstappen1: have you been hitting the gym?

↳ lewishamilton: always

user: it’s never too late, don’t give up

↳ user: she’s with zayn

user: i still hold on to the possibility that they’ll get back together eventually

user: timing was wrong bc they were in different stages of their lives but i believe they’ll always be soulmates ❤️

user: why’d they break up??

↳ user: bc yn wanted a family and lewis was too focused on his career at the time, i guess

user: roscoe’s a child of divorce like us 😭😭

user: convinced myself that taylor wrote verse 6 about them in all too well (10 min ver)

user: i wonder if he ever gets deja vu when he sees her or viceversa

user: ynlewis keeps me up at night

user: we lost two amazing things 😔 ynlewis & brocedes

↳ user: we can all collectively agree it’s mercedes fault

ynrosberg

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ynrosberg: an adventure is about to begin 🥰

tagged: @zayn

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user: mother is becoming a mother??!? omg 😭😭

user: congratulations!!!

zayn: can’t wait for our little one ❤��

↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️❤️

user: im not crying, you are 😭

user: the fact that’s she’s becoming a mother 😭 w/o lewis

user: this could’ve been lewis

↳ user: if only 😔

sebastianvettel: happy for you, congrats! ❤️❤️

↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️

nicorosberg: can’t wait till i’m officially an uncle 😢

↳ ynrosberg: ilyyyy ❤️

danielricciardo: IM GONNA SPOIL THAT KID

aussiegrit: congrats, yn

↳ ynrosberg: 😊😊 thanks youuu

jensonbutton: ❤️❤️❤️ congrats

↳ ynrosberg: 🥰

fernandoalo_official: 🥳🥳🥳

georgerussell63: can i be the uncle too??

↳ ynrosberg: why not 🤪

user: AHHH IM SOO HAPPY FOR YOU!!

kendalljenner: congrats, my love 🥳❤️❤️❤️

user: im so happy for her but all i can think about is lewis

user: mom becoming a mom without dad 😭😭😭😭

user: ya’ll imagine if it would’ve been lewis 😩

user: her dream came true 😭😭

carmenmmundt: ahh congratulations 🥰🥰🥰

↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️

heidiberger__: congrats, beautiful 💗💗

↳ ynrosberg: 🥰🥰

lewishamilton: congratulations!

↳ ynrosberg: thank you!!

↳ user: i waS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭

↳ user: why’d he have to do this??? 😭

↳ user: the way this could’ve been him

user: lewis commented omg 😢😢😢

↳ user: i just know he’s regretting everything

user: lewis 💔💔💔

user: i know dad’s crying over this cause so am i

user: we’re all child of divorce 😭😭😭

#lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton x you #formula 1 smau #au instagram #formula 1 #f1 instagram au #f1 x reader #f1 x you #f1 fandom #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #formula 1 fanfic #f1 fiction #social media au #lewis hamilton x fem!reader #brocedes #smau #lewis hamilton social media au #f1 #f1 x female reader #f1 lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton angst #formula 1 social media au #instagram au #formula one x reader #lewis hamilton x rosberg!reader #lh44 #formula one #all too well

[arkhammaid]

— ˚₊‧⁺˖ THE SIREN'S CALL.

fandom. formula one

pairing. oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc: none)

about. y/n is a professional mermaid and oscar is her greatest admirer

content warnings. social media au spanning over a long time, not edited/proofread

notes. i got one of those aesthetic professional mermaid tiktoks on my fyp at like 2am... the idea has been stuck in my head since then lol

YOURUSERNAME

liked by mermaidaquilla, oscar piastri and 1'788 others

yourusername Conquering the big seas with my new mermaid tail. Super excited for the big show this weekend🧜‍♀️

mermaidaquilla gorgeous pictures, the color really suits you <3

⤷ yourusername thank you, aquilla 🫶 we need to go for a dive soon!

⤷ mermaidaquilla oh for sure, let me know when you have time :)

user you're incredible, y/n

user oh my god these pictures are insane??

user i can't wait for the show, going to an aquarium just for you!

⤷ yourusername ahh, thank you so much for your support darling 💗

YOURUSERNAME

liked by mermaidaquilla, oscarpiastri and 35'023 others

yourusername Happy (future) World Oceans Day! @/mermaidaquilla and I'll be doing a special show on June 8th, streaming on several platforms to raise awareness and money for our oceans 🌊 We await your attendance, tell your friends and family about it!

mermaidaquilla so happy to do this show with you love!

⤷ yourusername me as well, i'm so honored we will do this together 🥹

user oh my god, collab of my dreams finally come true

⤷ user so happy for y/n to be recognized by the bigger creators!

user marking the day on my calendar!

user my daugher loved you in your last show, thank you for brining magic a bit closer to us

user hold on, what is oscar doing in her likes...

⤷ user who??

YOURUSERNAME

liked by oscarpiastri, mclaren and 100'244 others

yourusername I've started diving when I was just a little girl and now my job is my child hood dream... I'm a mermaid and belong to the seas. I'm so thankful for all the support I've received, hopefully to many years to come with Mermaid Y/n 💕🪸

mermaidaquilla your journey is incredible, i admire you so much for your drive, you're the mermaid of my dreams. so happy for you that you've made it love!

⤷ yourusername without you it wouldn't have been possible!! i can only thank YOU for being my biggest supporter since the beginning 💗

user every time i'm blown away by the pictures you post

user thank you for making the mermaid community bigger!

user MOTHER Y/N WE'RE SO PROUD

user mother is mothering FR

user HOLD ON WHY IS THERE A MAN ON THE LAST SLIDE??

⤷ user so i'm not the only one who noticed??? is this an official soft launch????

⤷ user i think so? y/n never posted someone without tagging them..

⤷ user our mermaid found her merman 😭

oscarpiastri Congratulations, y/n. You absolutely deserve it 👏

⤷ user OSCAR COMMENTED!!! I REPEAT, OSCAR COMMENTED!!!

⤷ user oh he's brave

⤷ user you mean more like he finally got his shit together. this is his first comment ever after being a whole year in her likes 💀

OSCARPIASTRI

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oscarpiastri "She's everything and I'm just Ken."

yourusername But you're very good at car, love 🫶

⤷ oscarpiastri At least that 🫡

user OSCAR HAS A GF, I REPEAT, OSCAR HAS A GF AND SHE'S PRETTY!!!

user omg barbie y/n and her clumsy ken, i love this

landonorris congrats mate!

logansargeant FINALLY!

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in ur opinion who in enha is the biggest perv like the mf is so dirty minded to the point where he probably feels shame for it but can’t help himself when his mind wanders and he has to sneak off to thr nearest bathroom to get himself off because of u

MTL: hyung line + being a shameful perv

tags: this is kind of just general personality stuff, when it comes to "girls" just assume you are the girl in question.

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★ sunghoon: be honest, you saw it coming right? sunghoon is definitely a pervert but probably cares a lot about who knows it and/or who he wants to keep that from. so on the days where it gets like....real bad....where he wants you so bad, but he knows he can't have you or something, he's running off to find somewhere, fucking anywhere to be alone so he can relieve the stress. otherwise? he won't be able to look you in the eye without saying something inappropriate or losing his mind over how hot you look in that fuckin' top. the type to slam you against the front door and start grinding the second yall step inside because he cant contain his cock and also, he wasn't allowed to say shit about it bc ur ass brought him to see your family at like...a church event or something idk

☆ jake: super perv and super bad at hiding it. also super ashamed when literally everyone sees it. i'm talking like, college parties getting to dance with you and trying to finger you on the couch type perverted. he isn't always in his right mind, either pussy drunk or feeling the intense need to be pussy drunk and no in-between. super ashamed of it though, because what's more embarrassing than walking around a college party with a boner? idk...maybe cumming in your pants because you grinded on him a bit too perfectly during that last song :/?? yeah, that might be worse. (he went home with tears in his eyes) disclaimer: jake would only be ashamed if anyone other than his girl saw him be so pathetic. he low key gets off on the embarrassment tho

★ jay: blatant pervert. the one who seems more down to earth and chill but also the one slapping your ass or staring right at your tits like "what i'd do to get my dick between those rn....."

probably struggles to get girls sometimes because of it ngl, but he has no shame about it either way. and man, when he does get between a girl's legs? everybody gonna hear about it. he might censor the name of the girl but he's doing a full show and tell otherwise. bro probably always begs to record his antics too. (he wants the praise and validation)

☆ heeseung: pervert to the max. worse than anyone and everyone. he isn't ashamed of it only because he's good at hiding it from the ppl who don't need to know. like this man would not give a fuck if he got caught slipping a hand up a skirt or eye fucking someone's sister tho (lmao), you're gonna know what he wants and he's not gonna mince words about it with you or anyone else.

what's that? you're dating jake? oh well why does that matter? Heeseung is still gonna let you know that you should think he's hot and if you want some of that dick, you know where to find him. he wants to be everyone's booty call and is an absolute simp and slut and all things in-between.

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