#this is. VERY big yikes but

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I get so tickled all over again by how much Dorian's main trait truly is Nerd. Alexius basically fished him up from a downward spiral of joyless debauchery and self-destruction by showing up like 'hey I've got some theoretical magical physics equations I could use your help on, if you've got the time' and not only did it work, it seems to have been one of if not the most stabilizing things that have ever happened to him fhsjkfsaf

#'here's the hardest puzzle anyone could think up and a room to read in; go wild' did the trick apparently lol #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dorian pavus #it's his most consistent trait in the game; any time anything fucked up and magical happens he will go #'well that is awful naturally big yikes and so on. but I wonder how it works' and I love him very much

[thotsofintrusion]

freaky little wen junhui who invites you to a movie night with the members, but asks you to wear his favorite skirt and panties. junhui who makes you sit in his lap, no matter how many seats there are. when the movies started and everyone’s calmed down, he starts making his move. he slowly rubs up and down your thighs under your blanket and if any of the members caught on, they’d think it was just jun needing something to do with his hands. you know better though. you know the way jun thinks and the way he loves to start as slow as possible in working you up. you can feel the way he arches his fingers just a little to make his nails run into your skin as he rubs your legs. you can feel his slightly labored breathing blowing on the back of your neck. and you can feel the beginning of his hard on pressing lightly into your lap.

this goes on for a while. jun just sits there and rubs your legs, enjoying watching you slowly get more and more worked up for him as he starts to spend more and more time near your cunt. when the action picks up in the movie, jun gives your cunt all his focus. he flips your skirt out of the way and presses his fingers right into your clit, loving the way you jump the first time he does it. he rubs slow circles, feeling the way your cunt leaks more and more for him while he works. the feeling of your panties slowly getting more and more drenched is his favorite thing in the world.

when the climax of the movie hits, his torture starts. jun begins to press lightly into the spot of your panties right over your hole. you’re confused, up until now everything he’s done has been procedural, familiar, routine, but this is new. the deeper he presses his fingers into your panties, the more anxious you become. you’re nervous about what he’s planning, unsure if this is going to go well or not. you let him continue regardless.

soon enough he has your panties pulled tight around your hips and his fingers, no longer pulling his fingers out of your hole as he fucks you. he’s fingering you with your panties in the way. you’ve never felt anything like this before. with every move your underwear rub against your clit. the texture of the lace that jun loves rubs deliciously at your soaked walls. jun adds another finger and stretches you and your underwear even further.

you’re getting close and jun can tell. he slows down a little bit as you get closer and his other hand moves up your shirt to tug at your nipples under your bra. when you jolt and keen quietly through your lips, he lets out a cruel, quiet chuckle. you can see the edge. and jun leans into your ear and whispers, “we’ve got a long movie night ahead of us. are you sure you want to cum now? you know how i feel about stopping.” this halts you in your tracks, and you realize.

you’re stuck on this couch surrounded by twelve other men and your boyfriend wen junhui, who plans on making your wildest dreams come true.

#ken’s thots #seventeen #seventeen smut #wen junhui #jun smut #wen junhui smut #seventeen jun #this turned out so much longer than expected #big yikes #it also went in a very different direction than originally planned #oh well #i’m happy

[fairy-verse]

What would happen if a Big Folk child from an abusive household were to seek shelter in the fairies' land?

Sweet child of the Big Folk, I know the song of the fairies are tempting to follow, and I know their pretty wings draw you in, but the land of the fairies is no place for the Big Folk, much less a child. Some of the fairies may grant you sanctuary for a time, but you are not safe here. They do not understand how delicate the Big Folk can be. Your body may remain intact, but your mind will shatter, less you leave them and return to your own people.

The fairies are not cruel, they are not kind; they are curious, wild, magical, confusing, and mind-troubling to behold. They are beautiful, sweet child, but they are not your friends.

Remain cautious when interacting with the fairies. They are of another world, one far away and much too different from that of the Big Folk. And in the end, you should never fully trust a fairy. It would do you good to seek help from your own kin, and instead observe and admire the fairies from a distance.

#aufairyverse #utmv #ask for the fairy #general fairy info #i'm sorry but the fairies are not like the big folk when it comes to lending a helping hand #not in the fashion that we are used to #they might make you laugh and smile for a bit... but never stay near them for too long #I am very fond of dark folklore #so some of that will apply to fairyverse #not too much... but a little #i say whilst writing something dark for another ask yikes

[yellowloid]

only way i'm accepting the apology video that's no doubt going to come from watcher in the next few days is if ryan and shane decide to throw steven out altogether

#this is a joke but it also isn't #i do believe the paywall was mainly his idea as a ceo + he was most definitely behind the decision to hire andrew and that other guy #if you're already having budget problems you don't just go around hiring new people just bc they were your buzzfeed buddies #and you want to go to fancy restaurants eating gold-covered truffle with them #that being said i'm not babyfying ryan and shane either bc even if it was his idea (big if there) they still agreed to it and > #that's just so yikes. i'm so disappointed in them #i've been watching them from the beginning. i've loved them from the buzzfeed days in 2015 and then from the very first episode of unsolved #(i even wrote fics of them they were That Big of a hyperfixation) #i've followed them from day one when they moved to watcher too #as time passed i distanced myself from their content a bit just bc 1) it became a bit too professional and lost that genuine cozy feeling : #and 2) they started pushing steven into most of the content and i always ALWAYS got such a bad vibe from him i literally couldn't watch any #> content he was in. i thought people liked him so i was convinced it was a me problem but now i see people agreeing #and i can finally live my truth. don't be shy throw him out #they'd still have to regain the trust of their fanbase after such a slap in the face but at least part of the trash would be taken out #watcher #ramblings

[maxsix]

#there are very big yikes #mingi #song mingi #maxsixgif #ateez #i weirdly enjoy this hair on him #he looks weirdly good in crazy styling like this

[this-is-krikkit]

So… Fanfiction Writer Bingo. Do you still use/ever read your old stuff on Fanfiction.net? Did you prefer this platform to Tumblr/AO3 or do you find writinf and publishing is better on these?

Love you 💜

to answer your first question, dear titans in paths, no i fucking don't!! i did check it out again when i did that bingo thing (cringe intensifies) and the last time i posted on there was 6 fucking years ago 😱🤯 full disclosure, i get the urge to delete my account every once in a while, basically anytime i'm reminded of ff.net's existence, but i try not to give in. it's a part of who i was, yk? besides, opening my inbox on there just reminded me of the absolute pleasure it was to get my first ever feedback on my writing so.... yeah. i'm never rereading any of that shit though, i used to be even worse at writing than i am now BIG YIKES

as for the platform itself, the interface was terrible (still is) and imo counter-intuitive to use, so i don't miss that. also the option to read comments (aka reviews on there) directly from your profile would only appear, in RED ITALIC LETTERS DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOUR FIC'S TITLE, if someone left you a review. so in whatever interval of time before someone did, it would be glaringly absent, which always felt like a stab to my lil sensitive writer's heart (i was a teenager, gimme a break 😳). oh, and the search system is subpar, minus one million over ten, never would recommend even to my worst enemy, run for your life and give up trying to find whatever you were after on there shudders

i did love, however, that replies to comments were private and therefore couldn't count as another comment!! which is something i loathe on AO3, because it fucks up the stats and forces me to reply publicly, which i'm not a fan of. plus, it would open a direct, private line of communication between writer/reader, and that was a great way to meet like-minded people, to make friends, to elaborate future fics together, to discuss headcanons... there was a real sense of a writing community, i feel, that might be lacking a little on ao3 (which is why i link all my ao3 fics to here, though it's still not the same).

ao3 is definitely more modern and practical, but sometimes i miss the good ol' ff days. and i don't actually like posting my fics on tumblr, but i feel like i have to so they get what little visibility they can get x)

#i mean i once posted poetry in my native language terra CAN YOU BELIEVE #BIG YIKES INDEED #writing things #personal #fanfiction #ff.net #mutuals asks #bestie #dont f with moogles #long post #this doesn't count as a weird ask bc it's just very sweet #as are you ♥️♥️ #ao3 #fanfiction.net

[other-peoples-coats]

A brief auspol interlude

it has been ~3.5 months since the Australian election when the LNP got fucking bodied and Scomo lost his job, so probably we're done hearing about him, right? You'd think that right? like, ex-pm circuit nonsense (baring knife fight lib-spills, which we're really about due for), but nothing new under the sun... lmao wrong! turns out he secretly appointed himself to three (+ ministerial portfolios including the portfolio of health and the portfolio of finance during the course of the pandemic (when he uhhh wasn't doing his actual fucking job as PM) which is.....questionable....for obvious reasons.

Even more questionable (but also very funny); some of the ministers responsible for the portfolios scomo put himself in charge of....didn't know they were sharing their job with the PM. The resources minister found out via a press conference.

Anyway, story evolving, etc etc, investigation underway, ABC as ever has a decent 'what we know' explainer and the guardian's got a fair bit of coverage on the liveblog, though the latter is interspersed with all the other news of the day.

#auspol #not sw #like I'm from qld we've already done the minister for everything #(russ hinze jsyk gotta love the state hobby of corruption) #but also. 😬😬 big yikes #that said: l o l tear each others dicks off!! all the lnp getting mad very funny to watch

[erytherion]

Oh, the mortifying ordeal of being known through your writing on a very personal level

#can’t believe I actually posted that piece #I have psychosis #AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS A BIG PORTION OF MY DELUSIONS #because like the psychotic bitch I am #I shared it with the internet in my fandoms #specifically #the fandom known for making people mentally ill over it #they truly have no poster child for a reader like me #hey get over here and make fun of me with me #ORV #orv side story #how to be a star writer #lee hakhyun #he’s not my blorbo #he’s sang-sang-ui’s #I’m just the current packaging #at least reality remains ridiculous enough that I shouldn’t be this embarrassed about my very public brand of insanity now #(unintelligible internal flailing gestures) #first fic on ao3 too #yikes

[ndostairlyrium]

I think da2 is how it is partially because of Varric's narration, but the visuals are provided by Cassandra's imagination, so let's start to share the blame for Hawke's oiled biceps and Bethany's boobs shall we

#spritz is kicking in #there's a filter to the filter #and one of those filters is clearly thirsty af #ignore me I just hate the 'haha varric is a man of course he's describing his bffs little sister like that' implications #big yikes #let me joke around it :'D I so hate the idea so thinking of cassandra using her huge knowledge of cheap romance novel covers- #to create very exaggerated character traits in her head makes me laugh because it's just normal?? we all have types and things and our mind #makes up for what we can't see #and being a fan of the genre she probably made up stuff too #and varric totally took advantage of it lol

[armyofpsychictrashcans]

I just really wanted to make a short analysis on Helly’s character in severance cause gosh I just love her so much(tw attempted unalivement). To me it’s really interesting how she is introduced as the fish out of water, completely new at the company and it is just so painfully obvious that she doesnt fit in. But in my opinion where her character really shines are her apologies. As soon as she is introduced its clear shes a fighter, she doesnt take things lying down and if somebody tries to subjugate her they will rue the day they did. But when she finally gets to send a message to her outtie, she is greeted with this.

“ Eventually, we all have to accept reality. So, here it is. I am a person. You are not. “

-’outie’ Helly

While severance is never really subtle with it’s messaging, this is some of the most blatant hitting you over the head with the words CAPITALISM BAD. Especially when Helly’s outtie’s position is revealed, it’s clear, workers severed people are not treated as humans, are seen as unworthy of even making a decision. They simply exist to work, nothing else. Not very subtle but at the same time this scene is fucking terrifying and I love it. But even this doesnt break Helly. She isn’t anything if not a fighter, so fuck it, right? And so she tries something again. And fails. But this time Mark cant protect her anymore, and she is forced to face the punishment herself

“ Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am.“

I love the break room. It is such a barbaric concept, and the way it is framed is just beautifully terrifying. Repetition is well known as a brainwashing technique(which Lumen is absolutely abundant in), but it’s use in severance does not fail in making it any less terrifying. The apology Helly and others are forced to recite make it clear. We know what’s best, you don’t. Dont question us. In which the sentence  I am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by those with wizened hands, the most obvious in it’s messaging(which will be important later). At this point her character is in a standstill. Her character is defined by her strong force of will, and for a short time after this as a viewer it seems as if they finally broke it. She’s despondent and, while slowly, starts doing her work. And in a way, they have finally cornered her. But then you see, she’s grabbed an extension cord. And huh, why is she taking that trash can?

Hands down one of the most shocking and traumatic moments of the show. It is an extremely weird combo of ‘WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT NONONO PLEASE STOP’ and ‘yeah she would totally do that but OUCH’. And even after this moment, she states that all that she wants is for that other version of her to suffer, and know that it was by her hands. So I mean yeah. In character but painful nonetheless. This is a major turning point in the series, not only for Helly but also for a lot of other characters. Helly comes to realise that she physically can not do this on her own, and eventually learns to trust the rest of MDR, including Mark. Which allows them to properly work together to accomplish something big. Getting to wake up as their outside selves. Getting to know who they are. Who are they really? Why would they go through severance?

The Helly scenes in the final episode are truly horrific. It was easy to write off Helly’s outie as just a bad misguided person after her tape, but the realisation that she did all of this, just as a pr stunt, as the next in line to recieve the Kier empire is just terrifying. Seeing the blank happy faces of MDR, knowing what you know, it feels gross. And the conversation with her father is just as bone-chilling. The barely contained hatred the father displays for innie helly while she is literally the same person is just a wonderful way to ramp up the tension.

“ I remember you saying ‘It’s so pretty daddy. Everybody in the whole world should get one!’. They will. Because of you “

-Jame Eagen

I think in general this is a really good scene, but even just alone these few lines just highlight the utter disilusionment of the Kier family. And the next scene is probably my favourite scene in the whole show.

“ Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me and only in me shall their stain live on. All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am. “

Many people point to her speech after this as Helly’s defining moment, but to me this scene perfectly exemplifies her character and the growth she goes through. This quiet moment of introspection and accountability is just fuckin rad to me. She could easily say that this was her outies actions, she had nothing to do with this. But no, she realises that somewhere inside her she is this person, and that person is deeply troubling and has hurt so many people. And so she solemnly repeats the phrases made to break her spirit and makes it her own. I also think it is super interesting how she dropped the third phrase from the apology, while also just not making sense in the context of this scene it also says so much in terms of the themes of severance. The people with power need to realise the power they have over others, and reckon with what they’ve done with it. And honestly look at themselves, there are no ‘wizened hands’ to hold you accountable, you need to do that yourself. And that really is just the beauty of Helly’s character and the show as a whole. And I haven’t even talked about the other characters, the weirdly poignant themes of religious disillusionment or the cult-like techniques Lumen uses to keep employees in line. Just ugh very good show. Please give me season 2 now please dude I need it.

#severance #Helly R #helena eagan #Severance Helly R #character analysis #ig???? #im not very good at this #but love her #please give me season 2 #way too big of a cliffhanger #capitalism #yikes

[dezimaton]

custom plush for @lunaticpsyker08 of their doomhemoth sona 🔮

#plush #stuffed animal #plushie #plushblr #furRY #furry doob nuggie :3c #here it is THE BIG ONE #he is made of fleece so very soft huggable plush #entirely hand sewn #the time sinkest ever #i sunk a solid 230hours on this guy #aka the last 1.5 months of radio silence #very happy with the results though! #learned a lot about making 3d shapes with fabric and about working with fleece itself (its a nice upgrade from coarse felt) #not that id want to make another one of these anytime soon #gonna enjoy totk now! then get back to my OTHER massive project haha #(the one that may take years... yikes... my muse really knows how to choose em lately) #up next probs: marker adventures pt2! #please look forward to it #dezart

[tvrningout]

hmmm what if i rework my m.ha oc’s a lil bit… lil guest muses until i catch up… what if i really go off the deep end and just add muses as i please bc that makes me happy… what if…

#also what if i just got this blog reorganized again bc man i need to do that #in general i need to do a big list but baby steps!! bc there’s a lot for me to juggle rn!! #anyway i’m on the way home and contemplating my oc’s 💜 #gears are turning and i guess it really is the year of rediscovering old hyper fixations :’ ) #i’m gonna sit on my mha oc’s a bit longer bc i wanna make some decent changes — like hekima is a lil too similar to hyouka in personality #just realizing they both have names starting with ‘h’ too asdgj #and my villain maemi… love u baby but you need a fresh take and maybe?? a different quirk bc YIKES!! #it wasn’t cringe but it was very dark for the source material it felt like? but we’ll see #ANYWAY!!! see y’all soon 💜 #get ready to ramble | ooc

[dylanconrique]

why am i so scared for this pregnancy plotline with gabby???? 😭😭

#carly lb cf #chicago fire #4x01 #matt casey #gabby dawson #dawsey #GABRIELA YOU GOT ME SO STRESSED GIRL CAUSE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING INTO BURNING BUILDINGS???????? #WHEN THERE'S A BUN IN YOUR OVEN #oh my god i feel like i'm reliving s3 of the rookie..... #the amount of times angela had a gun pointed/was shot at makes s3 undoubtedly the most stressful season of the show so far #(i mean ik s6 is EXTREMELY STRESSFUL what with the chenford breakup but that's different) #the level of fear that rushed through me when s3 was airing and angela had a gun pointed at her was astronomical idk how to explain it #what we're going through with chenford rn is entirely different and tbh i'm not even worried about them not getting back together #i'm very confident they will i have no fears about that #and if i'm wrong then wow... BIG YIKES 😬

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Well, i have read the sample from Shusters book and what can i say. Now i get what the other anon was saying. Just from two chapters it’s already clear that Shuster is trying to paint Ze like some applause dependent dictator, who doesn’t give a fuck and his kids and wife(As Shuster wrote «Puts his work above everything else»🤡🤡)

Interesting, what you can say about that book because i’m already disappointed…

.

#thanks for the review / opinion anon #yeah i am also afraid the anon is going to be right about the book #i read through the first chapters and ... yikes #very very big yikes #the book is not bad #the book is bad bad bad #and yeah he tries to write a fair and balanced biography about ze but hes very clearly trying to portray him in a bad light #turning all the good character traits into bad ones and somehow there is also an undertone that ze is actually a bad person #the puts his work above everything else is still wild to me #because this is about the man who would not sleep and travel the whole night to bring his daughter on september 1 to school #who made sure his wife and kids to travel with him to jobs whenever possible two just name two things #not to mention all the wrong facts i already stumbled over which is embarrasing for shuster #or stating things without context or explanations so it gives a totally wrong picture #also the very...irritating handling of the sources that sometimes give the impression youre reading shuster fanfiction #which i wouldnt rule out #i wouldnt be surprised to learn that he made up several parts because i really really doubt certain things were said #which would also explain why for certain things he doesnt have direct quotes and just writes something what he thinks feels interpretates.. #also some of the sources are just a no #and denys really contributed all the private pics to the book like buddy get lost ze and olena are not your cash cow #i also get strong sean penn vibes #nothing against sean penn but you all remeber his documentary “about ze” that was basically just about him? #yeah shuster is the same just with his book #like oh my god I was the one who was allowed to talk to zelenskyy and I was in the bunker and I visited him 2019 and I and I and I and I an #buddy youre not the special snowflake you think you are #literally lots of other journalists also had access to ze #there are journalists who had way closer access to him #you had shit so stay fucking humble #youre not a best friend youre not a family member youre not part of the inner circle youre not someone who has a close or special bond #youre just some journalist #“love” how he is sometimes just paraphrasing interviews (his or from other journalists)

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

I just realized I don't want gender neutral bathrooms and changing rooms just for gender reasons. I don't even want them just for practicality reasons, or just for economic reasons.

I want gender neutral hygiene spaces because, in my experience*, women who are bursting to get out of a sports bra and/or pee are wont to say unkind things and excuse it as "between us girls", and men do not wash properly if they think the bro code protects them.

#gender equality #equal rights #diversity #trans rights are human rights #chronic pain #chronic illness #*a shocking number of venues think having one bathroom per gender operational in an entire massive building is good enough #even if all the elevators are broken #this includes my own employer #and the one before that #on the upside #I've checked in five european countries #very very few people continue making a fuss about you being in the wrong bathroom if you say “I need to PEEEEEE” and keep walking #we're all human #we all get the urgency of the moment #including that one bathroom attendant in Amsterdam Main Station #thank you for not making me pee myself in public sir #yes I noticed the men's stalls were also all occupied #I've learned to work around such things on days my mobility is limited but thank you for your concern #that being said #transphobes have a lot of stuff they're weird about #them insisting we should strive to limit our options to piss-scented cave or grotto walls literally smeared with blood is just extra yikes #I don't care what silly fairy tales the cishets have dreamt up about you #you are in public and what you're doing is nasty #wipe your ass #think before you speak #meanwhile every unisex bathroom I've ever been to has been a haven of cleanliness and peace #every unisex changing room has been an oasis of pleasant conversation with a 70% reduction in noxious deodorant clouds #gender was invented by big bathroom to sell more bathrooms #and it made bathrooms worse for everyone

[felinenthusiast]

sigh. realising an understanding about one of my favourite characters of all time has just greatly shifted. i need to reconfigure my entire brain because this character has changed sexual orientation to me lol

#rambles #i wanted him to be. bisexual. like me. and it was the obvious choice considering the fact he's literally been married to women. twice. #but i just... his first marriage canonically just 'happened' to him before he knew it based on societal expectations #like we dont know much other than it's described as just. occurring before he knew it. in a very passive way. #so i like to think they WERE friends and it was a nice relationship. but um. i truly do not believe there was any romance there. #his second marriage was literally a political marriage to keep him tethered to a company... he canonically feels no love towards her. #(also. im deeply defensive of female characters who are hit with the 'abusive' accusation out of nowhere it happens too much and is levelle #very incorrectly i'd say like. 60% of the time. but this woman IS genuinely abusive to him. first emotionally. then she beats him later :| #so great marriage that one was! yikes!) #then his (MALE) coworker corners him in the bathroom and he immediately interprets it gayly and can respond like #'this was going to happen sooner or later' <- real quote. #and he's nervous but down for the gay scenario he's constructed in his head (it's not actually gay.) #and then also. he goes on to have Even More intense homoeroticism with a completely different man. #like Oh. babygirl you are a deeply closeted gay man. i understand now. #im sorry mr osawa. #Sorry im rambling about things no o e cares about also. #im obvs thinking of a specific character but also like. im sure others have had this experience #when you're the ceo of a character (me and my partner are largely cus he doesn't have any other big fans lol) and your understanding shifts