#threesome.....? but they are chillin guys....

[rheusia]

them guys (gays) chillin together 😁

#art #castlevania olrox #castlevania oc #castlevania nocturne #castlevania fanart #castlevania #i have only loved once au #olrox x his dead lover #olrox x his past lover #olrox #olrox x kwahu au #olrox x mizrak #threesome.....? but they are chillin guys....

[sapphire-weapon]

as both an eagleone and aeon shipper i just be chillin while everyone is fighting each other 😭 ‘cause both are good. we can be friends guys we can multiship it is Fineee

it also opens u up to threesomes

[msookyspooky]

That bone was scrumptious may i have another? Stu, right? Was Billy also in love with Stu? Was STu in love with Billy? O were they just two bros chillin in a hot tub 6 feet apart cause theyre not gay (except when they were)? Or maybe just a less serious crush on one another? Were they just gonna share Y/N or be in a threeway relationship?

All of the above lol!!

They're those two homoerotic VERY BISEXUAL GUYS in denial. They definitely had sex many many times but since they didn't have sex with any other guys and they weren't 'romantic' with each other then 'they're not gay'....Sure okay.

Fellas, is it gay to jerk off your partner in crime?

They are definitely in love with YN. I feel like Stu and Billy are in some form of love with each other as well but they use YN as an excuse. Like, "Um no we were having a threesome with a woman so therefore we're not into each other."

Yeah right.

In Set Up I tried hinting a bit about that. I think they were going to share and be in a poly relationship behind everyones back IF yn wouldn't have called the cops. They would have played it off as being in a love triangle where they both were with YN not each other but they definitely were all three going to be together eventually. Now they would definitely have argued who YN was going to SAY she was with even though it would have been both of them

Small conservative town 90's ideologies getting in the way for sure.

[space-gh0sts]

Ddjdjskdns wHAT????? You're just going to casually mention that some drunk guy asked you to be part of a threesome with him and his possible sister. And then just not explain further?? How does that even come up? And why would you accept a drink from a drunk guy asking that of you? Bad life choices!

I've never claimed to make good life choices. Lol and technically the guy never asked for the threesome; the gf/sister did.

Basically it was my city's annual music fest, and all my friends were in the crowd for some act I didn't really care about. So I had wandered off on my own. I was sitting eating cheese fries and I was near the daiquiri truck bc I was hoping one of my older friends would answer my texts and come buy me one. But instead i saw this incredibly drunk guy buy one then come sit near me. He offered to trade me some of his daiquiri for some of my cheese fries. And like I saw him buy it and drink from it, so I wasn't too concerned about accepting.

We were just chillin for a bit sharing the food and drink and talking about the music, when some woman came over. He introduced her as his gf and she went "I'm not his gf, I'm his sister." So that was p 😬. And then she started hitting on me, but like for him. Like she was trying to hook me up with him. It was really weird and made me v uncomfortable. And when she asked if i wanted to go home with the two of them i was like "haha no my friends are looking for me. Gotta go. Bye." And then I ran away.

So moral of the story, don't accept drinks from strangers. Bc even if they're not drugged, the person could maybe have a weird gf/sister who will creepily hit on you and ask you to be part of their possibly incestuous threesome.

#like i said i never claimed to make good life choices #and yes i would strongly encourage people to never accept drinks from strangers bc some people have bad intentions #i dont want to make this sound like i was just accepting drinks from anyone #i saw the guy get it and walk immediately over to where he sat near me so i was fairly sure there was nothing in it #and i did also make sure he drank some before having any myself #still not a great life choice but im all about calculated risks lol it makes life interesting #again kids do as i say not as i do

[cherrybracelets]

what do u think a threesome with ben and joe would be like

honestly i think about this one a lot ngl this is my dream but in my head i always picture it like

you’re all hanging out together like you’re all good friends and you’re chillin on the couch watching a movie and you’re smoking and drinking and just having a good time

and ben just kind of unconsciously places his hand on your thigh and you lay your head on joe’s shoulder

and whatever you’re watching has like a sex scene or something come on and you’re like ooof awkward and all kinda laugh about it

and then ben like gets up to go to the bathroom or make a drink or something and you and joe are just kinda like talkin and you put your legs on him and you guys just end up making out. and he pulls you into his lap and you can feel him getting really hard and then you hear ben kind of like shuffle in and you’re like oh fuck sorry and he’s like oh it’s perfectly ok i think it’s kinda hot and you’re like ok well why don’t you come join us.

and you just kinda sit in between them for a bit going back and forth between making out and you all end up with your clothes off. and joe pulls you into his lap again and you’re all like ok are we doing this? and you all agree so you start riding joe and ben stands up next to you and you’re blowing him and eventually they both cum and you’re like fuck that was hot but now i wanna switch so you start riding ben and blowing joe and you all cum again and then you all go lay in bed and snuggle together all night and yeah this is my dream

#ben hardy #joe mazzello #bohemian rhapsody #borhap #queen #joe mazzello x reader #taylor talks #taylorwrites #joe mazzello fanfiction #ben hardy fanfiction #ben hardy smut #ben hardy x reader #joe mazzello smut #ben x joe #smut

[7team7]

SasuSaku Month Day 7: One of These Nights

Title: Sasuke and Sakura’s Night Out! // Rating: M (drugs, language) // Summary: Sakura and Sakura don’t get out much, but just one night is enough to make up for a lifetime of staying in. Very much inspired by my love for both the movie booksmart and those memes where it’s like aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to just go absolutely fucking feral? Yeah, nerd SasuSaku going feral basically // ao3 link 

A/N: something to make up for yesterday’s angst, this was a ton of fun to write!! Also why do i keep writing things i dont know about?? Idk anything about the good old mary jane or drugs in general lol but just go with it this isn’t really supposed to make sense Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto, Booksmart, or anything mentioned in this story. I’m just a wee speck of dust in the universe

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“One of these nights we should do something actually fun.”

“Since when did watching movies with me stop being fun? Did you want a snack or something? I saw that post you tagged me in this morning, I guess we can build a blanket fort on the trampoline, but you can’t complain about it being cold.”

Sakura sat up from where she was lounging on Sasuke’s bed, staring at the wall. “Now that you mention it, I could go for some boba. Or an edible.”

Sasuke, sitting in his bean bag, stared at Sakura in disbelief, “do you even know what’s in those?”

Sakura straightened up even more and looked down haughtily, “of course I do. Naruto told me a long time ago. And doesn’t a brownie sound so good right now?”

“Sakura, you got drunk off a few sips of your Aunt Tsunade’s rice wine and you’re telling me you want to get high? We’re about to go to college and you want to fry your brain?”  

“We’re about to go to college and we’ve never done anything. Do you know how lame that is?”

Sasuke seemed to contemplate Sakura’s words for a moment before giving her a wolfish grin, sounding every bit the teenage boy he was, “that’s not true. We’ve done stuff. We’ve had sex. Lots of it.”

One of Sasuke’s pillows sailed across the room towards his face, accompanied by a screech, “I knew it, I knew you’d say something dumb! What does it matter when you’re already a stupid boy with no brain. Those ads are totally false, by the way. What’s the harm in trying weed, Sasuke? I wanna try, so you should do it with me.”

Despite being the captain of the speech and debate team, he couldn’t find anything to argue about. He texted Naruto; at least he could trust their “plug” or whatever he’s called by half the school.

Except, they actually couldn’t because he was somehow all out and directed them to Kiba instead.

“Seriously? We’ve known Naruto, like, forever? And he lets us down now? Kiba is smelly and weird. His weed probably...smells like weed.”

Sakura doesn’t let up, “just text Kiba, he’s not that bad. Don’t be lame.”

“What should I even say? Leaf emoji? Side eye emoji? Plug emoji? Is he going to give us a friends and family discount?”

“Sasuke, I know you love using color coordinated spreadsheets to organize your life, but now is not the time. Mention my name. Maybe he’ll give us a hot girl discount.”

“I just sent him ‘weed’ with a question mark. Oh, he already responded. He said come over right now and he’ll ‘give us the hook up.’ Sakura, does that mean he wants us to have a threesome with us?” Sasuke asked with false, exaggerated concern.

That earned Sasuke another pillow thrown at his face (this time it’s his favorite dinosaur plushie) before Sakura gets to her feet and announces with a rather dramatic clenched fist, “get in the car, we’re going to Kiba’s.”

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“Yooo, Sasuke! Woah! And Sakura? The Kiba Hut is going to have a blessed night if these two legends are here! Come on in guys, we’re having a kickback.”

As Kiba opened the door wider to let them in, a haze of smoke wafted out and the smell hit them like a wall. They had definitely come to the right place.

They saw Kiba’s usual crew, Hinata and Shino, sitting on the couch looking very blissed out already, along with a number of other kids from their school. Sakura checked her phone, isn’t it like 9 pm? Is this late or early for this kind of stuff?

“My guy Naruto told me you’re here for some famous Kiba Hut edibles, and like, welcome to the bake sale, but I’m telling you man, you gotta try the newest from Shino. Shit’s dank, bro.”

The couple turned away from Kiba to look at Shino sitting there with his sunglasses still on despite being indoors. He raised a single hand in greeting, then gestured to a plate of brownies plus something less familiar in front of him. “The new goods or pot?”

Sasuke looked disturbed by the sight and was about to say “neither” before Sakura elbowed him sharply in the side, “we’ll take both!” she cut in with a big smile.

“Adventurous! I fucking love it! Man, you kids are too cute, I’ll give it to you real cheap. You got Venmo?” Kiba pulled his phone out to start the transaction.  

Sakura glanced around, they had never been to Kiba’s house before, so this was a new experience all around. She spotted a bowl of water by the kitchen, “uh, can dogs get high?”

Kiba laughed, “you’re probably wondering where Akamaru is! He’s chillin’ in the backyard. He’s cool with it though, he’s a total bro. He’s got hella treats out there, we’ve got hella treats in here. Equality, you feel?”

“For sure, for sure. I’ll just approve the charge now and we’ll be on our way!”

“Not so fast you two! Here at the Kiba Hut, we support tripping out in a safe environment, so you should take Shino’s new-new here.”

Sasuke and Sakura exchange glances. What did they have to lose?

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Well, for starters, their grasp on reality.

They sat at Kiba’s kitchen table to take what Shino gave them and saved the edibles for later. And it was like nothing they had ever experienced.

“Sasuke. Your eyes are really red. Like not just the whites but your uh, pupil or whatever is the colored part.”

Sasuke rubbed at his eyes, “no they’re not. I can see them. So I know they’re not red.”

“Uhh, okay? They totally are though. And..did your head get bigger?”

“No but yours did. Ha, if only Ino was here. Hey, forehead. Wait—what the fuck, when did we get so small?”

“Oh my god, you’re so cute. You’re so short, Sasuke, you’re so small!”

*A/N: please imagine them as the SD versions of themselves*

Sakura started scooting forward on her chair. “What do we do now? How do we get down? We’re so small. We can’t stay here. What the fuck is going on? What did they give us?”

“It’s so hot in here. What did Kiba say about getting ready to hot box? What does that mean, like sweaty boxing? Where’s our water?” Sasuke looked up to their glasses of water on the table, which seemed miles away in their shrunken state.

“There’s no way we can reach up there. My head feels too heavy for my body, I’ll fall over if we try to jump.”

“Shit. Shit, okay, take your jacket off, first of all, am I the only one melting? Are the walls melting? Just throw it on the ground and to make a cushion. I’ll throw mine down on top and we can jump down.”

“Are you insane? What if we die?”

Sasuke gave Sakura a judgemental look, “we might as well be, I’m so fucking high! Just jump, I’m sure it won’t be that bad. Plus, I’ll go first and I’ll catch you,” he finished with a wink. He threw his jacket down on the floor with a pointed expression. A burgundy cardigan soon followed. And Sasuke jumped.

A voice sounded from below, “it worked! I made it! Jump now!”

Somehow Sasuke’s now doll proportion arms caught Sakura despite her now huge head. He set her down and started looking for the exit. There was no way they could push the kitchen door open, and he didn’t even want to see Kiba at the moment. It was so hot in the kitchen, he just wanted to get out of there.

“Sasuke! There!” Sakura pointed across the kitchen to the backyard. The doggy door.

“Fucking score! Let’s go.”

He grabbed her hand and they scurried across the tile as fast as their little legs could take them. But they needed to climb up a small threshold to get through the door, and the run combined with the heat of the kitchen had really drained them. They exchanged a look. Desperate times called for desperate measures. Akamaru’s dog bowl was full of water.

“Give me a boost!” Sakura told Sasuke as they faced the metal bowl. The way the metal warped their reflection made her feel even more tripped out, if that was possible. She just needed water now.

Sakura climbed up onto Sasuke’s clasped hands, grabbing onto the edge of the bowl. She held herself up on the edge and dipped her head to take a cool, refreshing drink.

Except her mouth encountered strands of white dog hair floating all around the water. She nearly toppled backwards as she tried to spit it all out, “ew, ew! Disgusting!”

Sasuke lowered her and asked as if it wasn’t already apparent, “so I’m guessing I shouldn’t drink the dog water?” She shook her head, “let’s just go outside.”

They walked to Kiba’s lawn and collapsed. It seemed like the sprinklers had just finished their cycle, so the cool, wet grass was a welcome change from the stuffy kitchen. “Sorry for dragging you here. I didn’t think it would be like this,” Sakura spoke quietly. Sasuke was a bit of a homebody to say the least, so when he didn’t have a good time during their outings, she always felt guilty for pushing him too far for comfort.

But he didn’t care as much as she always thought he did, he just enjoyed spending time with his girlfriend. They would both cherish these memories in the future since they were attending separate colleges. “It wasn’t that bad. Makes for a good story, I guess.”

Except the night wasn’t over, because a deep growl sounded from the shadowy corner of the yard.

Sakura bolted up, “Akamaru?!” before Sasuke dragged her back down, “are you trying to get us eaten? Keep quiet and just run!” Sasuke pointed to the side gate and without another word, they made a break for it. They didn’t bother locking the gate up again, too intent on getting the fuck out of there.

Sasuke took one look at his car and said, “nope. I’m not getting in that thing. We’re still coming down and it’s not safe. What if I get a DUI? What if we die? My dad would kill me either way.” Sakura nodded along as they started walking down the street, not another soul in sight.

Konoha wasn’t a huge town, despite never visiting Kiba’s house before, they could easily make their way back. “Hey, the park isn’t that far away. We could go sober up there then come back for your car?”

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It seemed like whatever Shino gave them had mostly worn off during their walk and their stone bench looked more inviting than ever. They had shared countless moments there, from their first kiss, to their first “I love you”. They even opened their college acceptance letters there. Sakura swung her legs back and forth on the bench, “You know, I still have the edible in my bag. Should we?”

Sasuke ran a hand through his midnight hair, “Jesus fuck, alright. We’ve gotten this far and I know you wanted to try it. We can split it.”  

They had been sitting and talking for quite some time when Sakura started giggling more and feeling some type of way. “Woah. Is this why half our classmates came to school high everyday? What have we been missing?”

Sasuke’s eyes were half lidded as he slouched on the bench, “maybe Naruto is actually onto something. We should call him. Haha. Naruto. What a loser.”

Sakura started patting around her pockets to call their friend, “Sasuke. I think I left my phone in my cardigan pocket, which we left on the kitchen floor. Fuck, I’m so stupid,” but she was still laughing a little and Sasuke just shrugged. “It be like that. I left mine too. We can get them later and we can call Naruto later. Life is so chill.”

Sakura smiled, “exactly, it really do be like that. And life is so chill. Like woah. Are you hungry by the way?” Sasuke perked up a bit and nodded, “starving. Ichirauku is just around the corner.”

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Sitting in the vinyl Ichiraku booth waiting for their cheeseburgers, Sakura was relieved to be somewhere she’s familiar with. But then she spotted a face she’s very familiar with after years of sleepovers and flower shop visits: Ino’s dad. She ducked down started tapping her palm the table, “Sasuke, don’t look, don’t look, it’s Ino’s dad. This is terrible, he’s like a fucking mind reader or something he’s totally gonna know we’re high.”

“Can you stop, he’ll look this way if you keep making noise. Just be chill or something.” He couldn’t help but steal a glance over his shoulder to confirm if it really was Inoichi. “Holy shit, wait. Is that Shikamaru’s dad?”

Sakura craned her neck to see over Sasuke’s head, “it totally is! And they’re with Chouji’s dad too! This is crazy. If they see us they’re gonna tell my mom. And then I’ll be on permanent house arrest.” She sank lower into her chair until her pink head rested on the table.

Sasuke placed his chin on his folded hands. He had endured enough shenanigans for one night, it was time to just wait this one out. Once he got his cheeseburger with extra tomatoes he was ready to go home and knock out.

Except Chouza’s laugh carried across the diner, and so did his booming voice, “just like the old days, right guys? We still get the munchies!”

Sakura perked back up when she heard this, “did he just say the munchies? Oh my god, Sasuke they’re high. They probably smoked weed and now they’re here because they have the munchies. Just like you and me. This night is too fucking weird.”

Thankfully as the trio of dads was about to walk out with their food to-go, the waitress arrived with their order and blocked them from view. The pair ate in relative silence, glad for a moment of calm. But it didn’t last because not long after the dads left, another familiar figure walked in.

“Sakura, you’ll never fucking believe it. Actually just look, it’s Kakashi.”

She whipped around to see that it really was none other than their favorite literature teacher. She waved him over without thinking twice and Sasuke kicked her under the table. “What are you thinking,” he grits out. Kakashi was cool, hell, cool enough to let everyone call him by his first name, but he was still their teacher. An adult who worked for their school. Someone who could totally get them in trouble. Like, worse than detention, and they’d never even had detention.

“If it isn’t my favorite students,” Kakashi smiled as if seeing them outside of school was a perfectly normal occurrence. “What are you doing here?” Sakura questioned innocently, as if it wasn’t well into the night and she didn’t reek of weed.  

“Picking up some food,” he answered matter-of-factly. “I could ask the same of you two, you’re normally home studying at this time of night, am I wrong?” Nope, he was 100% correct.

Sasuke chose his words carefully, “tonight has been an anomaly. But I am ready for bed now.” Kakashi nodded, “I see. You look like you’re done eating, so it won’t be long now. Drive carefully.”

The students exchanged a look before Sasuke swallowed his pride and started to beg as best as he knew how, “please, can you drive us home, we walked here from somewhere else and I don’t feel comfortable operating a motor vehicle in my currention condition, if you know what I mean.” Kakashi considered the two of them. They were certainly acting strange. Was Sakura trying to wink at him or was that a nervous twitch?

His eyes crinkled, “one ride won’t hurt, it’s late and what kind of teacher would I be if I left my students out to fend for themselves? I’ll just pick up my order and we can leave.”

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They got situated in the car, just to find their former elementary school teacher Iruka sitting in the passenger seat. Sakura’s jaw dropped as she looks between Kakashi and Iruka. “You,” she points to the gray haired man, “and you?” she points to the ponytailed man. “Huh,” added Sasuke, “I thought Iruka hated tardiness, but Kakashi is late to class everyday.”

“Honey,” Iruka laughed nervously, “did you not tell your students about us? You always call them your precious students, I mean, I thought you’d tell at least these kids and Naruto.”

“Yeah,” jeered Sakura from the back seat, “what other secrets are you hiding Kakashi?”

“Sakura, shut up, shut up, Naruto texted me to come over now. He has something really cool to show us—or so he says. I wanna see, plus he owes us for sending us to Kiba’s. Kakashi take us to Naruto’s instead.”

Kakashi sighed, “I’ve seen some shit being a teacher, but I never thought I’d become a chauffeur for my students. But alright.” He made a U-turn and headed to Naruto’s. He had been there plenty of times, seeing as Minato was the school principal and something of a mentor to Kakashi.

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After a car ride filled with the Mamma Mia soundtrack (Iruka claimed it was neutral territory, everyone loves it), they finally got dropped off at Naruto’s. They knocked on the door, ready for whatever surprise Naruto had to show them. When he flung the door open, they had never seen their friend so excited. His blue eyes were sparkling, “hurry! My room!” and he scurried into the house before they could even take their shoes off.

Naruto’s room was already quite a sight to behold considering the orange color scheme and ramen cups littering his desk, but his new orange quilt wasn’t what had Sakura screaming. “Why the fuck do you have a fox? Is that legal? Where did you get that thing?”

The blonde sniffed, “excuse me, ‘that thing’ has a name. Say hi to Kurama. Isn’t he a cutie?” Sasuke crossed his arms. Yup, their best friend had lost his mind. Even the fox’s collar and ID tag were orange. “And just what do you plan on doing with a fox, idiot?”

Naruto considered this for a moment, “I dunno. Didn’t think that far. I got it from this guy I know. Do you think Suna State allows pets in the freshman dorms?” Sasuke pinched the bridge of his nose. Hopeless, he was really hopeless. And then he remembered how Naruto had let them down earlier, but he didn’t think it was because he had acquired a new pet. “What was that all about earlier? How do you not have weed?”

“Oh yeah! I have something else to show you! It’ll explain everything. Come into the basement. Say bye to Kurama first.” Sakura half-heartedly waved at the rather grumpy looking fox in his cage before they followed Naruto down below.

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There was no way the universe wasn’t fucking with them. “Sai? Why the hell are you in Naruto’s basement?”

“So rude, Saucey-k! He’s my guest, you’re a pest! And he’s painting, duh.” Their very strange and very pale friend was sitting in front of a giant canvas that nearly stretched the entire span of the wall. He was adding details to what looked like a picture of Naruto in a loincloth. He was lounging on his side, eating grapes with one hand, and petting a fox with the other.

“Yeah no shit, I can see that,” Sasuke quipped, “but why?” Naruto huffed at him again, like it was obvious, “he needs money for his college tuition, so I commissioned him to paint me and Kurama. I’m looking pretty sexy, right?” Sakura didn’t bother answering him, “how does this ‘explain everything’, though?”

Naruto snapped two finger guns at them, “oh, right! Sai is an artist. And he does his best work when he’s high. He obviously needed a lot of weed to complete this masterpiece, so I gave him all my weed. It’s like, paying it forward or something.” If at all possible, Sasuke was even more irritated than before. He couldn’t spare a gram for his lifelong best friends, but he could give it all to this guy? Traitor.

“Well, now that you’ve seen it, we should leave Sai to work in peace. Looks amazing, cutie! Kurama, we’re coming back up, did you miss me already?”

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“Wanna pet him? He’s only bit me six times in the last hour, I think he really likes my vibe or something.” Before either of them could protest, Naruto started opening the cage. “Kurama, come here, come here. Who’s a good boy? Who wants to get pet?” His arms made a circle for Kurama to settle into when the fox started stalking towards the cage door. He pounced through the gap in Naruto’s arms and hit the ground running.

“Kurama, wait! We were just becoming such good friends! Come back here!” The trio immediately chased after the animal, but he was too fast and he escaped out of their doggy door and into the night. They rushed into the backyard just in time to see Kurama leap over the fence and out of the Uzumaki property.

They all plopped down onto the grass and Naruto started wailing, “he’s gone! What did I do wrong? Please, you guys we have to find him!” They definitely weren’t high anymore, they were too tired for this, but they weren’t shitty friends, so they agreed to go look for him.

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They had even enlisted Sai to help them out. As they walked around Naruto’s neighborhood calling for Kurama, Naruto’s phone started ringing, “do you think Kurama is calling? He wants to come home!” He started excitedly fishing his phone out of his front pocket, “Kiba? Why would he be calling now?” Sasuke and Sakura settled on the sidewalk, expecting some weird conversation between dealers.

“You found him? Holy shit man! Yeah, yeah, I’ll be there soon! Thanks bro!” he hung up the phone and faced his friends, “Kiba found Kurama! Let’s go, we have to go now before Kurama starts missing me too much!”

And they were headed back to the place where the night had begun.

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Thankfully Kiba only lived a few blocks away because Sakura’s feet were dragging with exhaustion. They were standing in Kiba’s backyard and she leaned against Sasuke’s shoulder as they listened to the explanation. The back gate was mysteriously left open, and Akamaru wandered out into the front yard. He was having a relaxing evening chewing a bone on the front lawn when a fox appeared. It seemed that the fox smelled Akamaru’s treat bank in the back and wanted a taste for himself. When Akamaru started barking like mad, very peeved that some other animal was trying to get at his precious treats, Kiba went outside to see what was going on. He just thought he was hallucinating since he was super high, but it was really a fox.

“And then I saw he had a tag and it had your name and number!” Kiba finished. Naruto had tears in his eyes, “that’s amazing. Kurama probably smelled Akamaru and just wanted a friend. Friendship is so powerful!” He was hand feeding Kurama treats, who looked much more complacent now that he was being fed.

They all made their way back into the house just as Kiba’s kickback was winding down. Sai disappeared into the kitchen for a while, returning with a cardigan and a jacket. “Ugly, this is a terrible color I’ve only ever seen you wear. And your boyfriend is basically attached to you, so I’m assuming this is his.” Sakura reached out to grab them from his hands before settling back on the couch.

“Thanks again, Kiba. I’m gonna take Kurama home now,” Naruto turned to face Sasuke and Sakura. “You two live in the opposite direction. Are you gonna walk?”

“I can drive.” The whole group looked to the front of the room where the voice came from. “Shino?” asked Sakura, “I didn’t even realize you were still here. And aren’t you high?”

“I’m the supplier and the designated driver.” When he offer any further explanation, Sasuke and Sakura shrugged and got up from the couch. Sasuke could get his car tomorrow. A free ride back to his comfy bed sounded wonderful.

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Sakura had fallen asleep almost immediately when she got back to her own room, not even bothering to change her outfit. It had to be well into the afternoon when she finally woke up. Her head felt fuzzy and her mouth was dry. Was last night even real?

She grabbed her phone out of her cardigan pocket just to find that it was dead. But her pocket also held a napkin, “what is this? I don’t remember putting this in here?”

She unfolded the white napkin to see one of Sai’s signature ink drawings. It depicted Sakura, drawn in red pen, leaning against Sasuke, drawn in blue pen. He even added a bit of background—it looked like the grass and fence of Kiba’s backyard. He must’ve drawn it when he went into the kitchen. Sakura plugged her phone in and flopped back down onto her bed. She stared at the little drawing, wishing she was with Sasuke right now.

So last night was real.

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A/N: this isnt meant to make nerds feel bad about staying at home. im writing fanfic so i am the nerd at home

#ssm19d7 #sasusaku month 2019 #my writing #sasusaku

[teawithkpop]

🔮 October Update 🎃

tldr; I’ll be on a semi-hiatus until the end of the month + I am working on a spoopy story for you guys 🖤 + I might make a twitter?? more info below the cut

topic number one] semi-hiatus

ahh, autumn. that lovely time of year when my birthday falls (wink wonk), and spoopy events start to manifest...

every year around this time, certain events take place. certain... holidays.

that’s right, you guessed it.

the HIGH HOLIDAYS are in FULL SWING

which means I will be on and offline like a frickin yoyo until they are over~ I am very grateful for your patience with me as I rest and pray and chow down on that GOOD FOOD thank you uwu much love 💖💖💖

xox ~ RaRa

FAQ

Q: what are the high holidays?

A: the high holidays are celebrated by Jewish people all over the world, every year, and they consist of Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur. even though these two events are considered the “high holidays”, most people also include the days of Sukkot, Shmini Atzeret, and Simchat Torah when using the phrase.

Q: lmao what the heck are those gibberish words

A: those are the names of the holidays lmaooooo

Rosh Hashana - the Jewish new year Yom Kippur - the Jewish day of atonement, to cleanse our spirits for the upcoming year Sukkot - the week-long harvest festival, very happy, lots of food Shmini Atzeret - the day following Sukkot, sort of like an after party for the soul Simchat Torah - the celebration of finishing reading the Torah, and starting it all over again to make a continuous loop

Q: okay so that’s like... five days. why do you need a hiatus?

A: oh you sweet young fool. you innocent spring chicken. clearly you have never experienced the high holidays in all their glory. you see, because of the time difference, if you live outside of Israel, then each holiday is celebrated for TWO days instead of one. (much the same way that you celebrate kpop birthdays if you live outside of Korea: once when it’s their birthday their time, and again when it’s their birthday your time... wait that’s how everyone celebrates kpop birthdays right;;?)

Q: okay but that’s only like... ten days... what’s the biggie?

A: this. this is the biggie. each holiday is only like two or three days apart from each other.  it’s madness. completely bonkers.

Q: oh... is it like that every year?

A: YES. YES IT IS LIKE THAT EVERY YEAR on and off back and forth and dammit it always throws my internal clock completely out of whack TTuTT like can you imagine if, for example, halloween, thanksgiving, christmas and new years were all within thirty days of each other??? chaos. society as we know it would crumble under the pressure. but not the high holidays. oh no. the high holidays go HARD man 😤

Q: alright, so you’ll be busy this month... why are you explaining so much? why did you make a whole FAQ? you don’t really need to give a reason.

A: *sighs* man, I dunno. I’ve had some shitty people in my life that made me feel like sharing things about myself would only push other people away and alienate me from potential friends. I’ve always given the glossed over version of my life to anyone who asks, and I always told myself it was to avoid awkward questions or funny stares. But I don’t want to do that anymore. So, in the spirit of the new year, I’m being completely candid. I won’t be online this month because I’m celebrating the high holidays with my family. My devices will be shut off. I’ll be cooking food and reading and praying and taking blissful 5+ hour naps and ya’ll should be jelly B)

Oh! And in the spirit of the new year, as is tradition, if I have done anything to upset or hurt you - yes, YOU reading this - in any way in the past year, whether it be intentionally or unintentionally, I sincerely apologize, and I hope we can start fresh! I will work harder to be a better RaRa this year and to share more care and kindness with every person I encounter 😌🍎🍯

topic number two] spoopy story

that being said, even though I’ll be on and offline, I will be writing in between holidays and 8 hour shifts;;; I have come up with some ideas for some new stories, and the lovely Spex [@bang-to-the-tan] has been dumping gasoline on the garbage fire of my writing brain... 😈 go give her a hug from me please <3

one of these ideas is... a bit scary, and kinda sexy... and has some domestic fluff as well as demon/ghost!BTS members.. and at least a threesome, maybe more... 🤔 we shall see~ it’s all in the early stages, but! since it’s a oneshot, hopefully?? I’ll have it ready for that time of the month?? 👀 hopefully like don’t quote me on it but also look forward to it!! ^^ I’ll post some more updates about it once the draft is a bit more complete

topic number three] twitter??

I want to make a twitter to interact with you guys more!! sometimes I still feel lonely on here even though I have all you wonderful people who read my stories :((

also this is a secondary blog, which is great for some reasons, but also terrible for others,,, I can’t reply to replies as teawithkpop, I can’t follow blogs as teawithkpop, I can’t send in asks as teawithkpop... the limitations can get a bit frustrating sometimes,,

so I thought hey!! why don’t I make a twitter in junction with this blog? you guys can vote on polls and I can reply to your replies and whatnot~ we can make our own hashtags and freak out over kpop content and I think it’ll be a grand old time all around 😊💓

please let me know if you’d be interested in chillin on twitter with me! <3

I think that’s about it for updates! have a lovely october babes and please enjoy the spoop of it all >U< 🎃🔮👻

#writing updates #updates in general really #rara is talking far too much #About Rara #i'll be happy to answer any questions or concerns~ love y'all <3

[demiiharperr]

Things That Bother Me About Gossip Girl

Chuck Bass’ hair in the first season

Jenny Humphrey repeatedly trying to stir up trouble & be a bitch

Serena’s nappy hair. Has she never heard of a hairbrush?!

Nate’s lip

Rufus Humphrey’s singing/song

Serena constantly pushing her lips out and whispering when she talks

Serena and her daddy issues. Mainly her being so quick to pin Rufus as the bad guy.

Little J losing her virginity to Chuck and then pinning him as a bag guy.

Jenny’s disgusting goth makeup.

Eric’s blonde striped hair

Lily running to her ex husband for help instead of just going to ANY OTHER DOCTOR ON THE PLANET

The poor acting during Dorota’s labor

Serena’s disgusting hair. It’s so bad I had to say it twice

Serena repeatedly being handed EVERYTHING. She gets trashed, fucks her best friends boyfriend, leaves a man to overdose and is still offered everything she doesn’t deserve.

Eleanor stealing a teenagers work.

Harriet The Spy (aka Georgina) being a villain. My childhood is ruined

Those alleyway assholes shooting Chuck. This is like The O.C. all over again. My heart can’t handle it.

Speaking of Chuck... Chuck constantly reminding people he’s “Chuck Bass”

These high school teenagers dating adults & nobody being bothered by that. But, as soon as Dan has interest in a teacher then we’re shook?

Elizabeth never coming back to tell Chuck she actually IS his mother

Come to think of it — the whole flip flopping of Chuck’s mom was frustrating

Chuck’s uncle Jack being so willing to hand over the hotel all of a sudden was pretty weird too

Rufus not getting Jenny some serious help

Agnes drugging Jenny!!! That girl needs to get locked away

The way that all of these children talk to their parents. They’re so disrespectful. Which is typical for teenagers. But, these parents just enable the behavior.

The on again off again relationship of Dan & Georgina

Vanessa. enough said.

Dan not INSTANTLY getting a paternity test

Prince Louis. again, enough said.

Blair & Chuck not seeing that they’re always going to come back to each other.

Lily being so easily swooned by anyone who is NOT her husband.

Georgina outing Eric. Soooo fucked up

Never hearing from Jenny & Dan’s mom again after her few appearances.

Chuck inheriting a business at 18. TF?!?!

Rufus’ tattoos

Chuck going from suits & ties — to being shot — to villager WORKING in Paris!!

Serena thinking she can take over as Queen. B may not have always been Queen, but, the title suits her so much better than S.

Juliet’s scheming ass. ughh!

The whole storyline of Georgina, Milo, & Russian murderers.

Eva being waaaaayyyy too good for any of these Upper East Side snobs and not running for the hills after Blair was a complete bitch to her. GIRL— RUNNNN!!!

Dan being so obviously more attracted to Vanessa during his threesome with her & Olivia. HOW DUMB COULD YOU BE?!?!

Dan being so cold about Georgina taking Milo. The way he spoke about Milo during his “Intervention of Emotions” was foul

The Humphrey Loft. It seems not secure AT ALL!! There’s a gap between the two front doors & I just feel like it’s probably the easiest place to break into.

I know I’ve already mentioned Serena’s hair but, I don’t understand how she can go to all of these elite events with these unkept hairstyles. In Season 4 Episode 4, the one time she straightened and brushed her hair, she slapped on some disgusting braid on the front of her head.

I know I’ve also already mentioned Vanessa but, can we talk about how much older she looks than everybody else her age?!

Blair wearing shorts to an NYU party. I almost died.

Blair’s knitted beret she wore in Paris. Soooo not “Blair Waldorf”.

Hilary Duff’s acting. It’s just not good. I love Hilary but, her acting hasn’t progressed since Lizzie Mcguire.

WHAT KIND OF PRISON IS BEN IN THAT HE HAS ACCESS TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING!! Is it even prison at this point?! I know people are able to sneak things but CMON!!!!

Gossip Girl getting sloppy with the posts

Going seasons and seasons and seasons of not a single person ever attempting to find out who Gossip Girl even is. That’d be the first thing I did if somebody was posting about me. Is this not borderline stalking?!

Rufus’ tan.

Literally EVERYTIME Jenny returned back to the show. Her character was one of the worst ones.

There’s a scene in Season 4 Episode 11, where you see a framed picture of Lily WEARING THE SAME EXACT THING SHES WEARING IN THE SCENE! The lack of creativity was weak with this one.

Blair gets a little cheesy towards the end of season 4

Serena looooves to play the blame game. Never taking FULL responsibility for anything. Always looking for someone to take the heat off her

Blair repeatedly getting into physical altercations with people at events. For a woman who seems to pride herself in how much better she is than everyone else she tends to act very classless at social gatherings.

Charlie/Ivy inheriting ANYTHING from Cece

There ever being a storyline of Blair being pregnant only for us to know that she wasn’t meant to be with Louis. Meaning that the baby storyline would have to end. I wish they wouldn’t have had it at all. It was weak the whole way through.

Blair arriving at the airport in her Vera Wang gown and tiara not expecting to get attention from it all.

People instantly knowing who that she’s the Princess of Monaco. Not to sound ignorant or anything but, where tf is Monaco?!

Bart Bass coming back from the grave. WTF?! Not believable.

Dan growing his hair out to where he looked like he was wearing a wig he found in a back alley dumpster

Dorota’s acting. Toward the end of the show they gave her character more lines and she appeared in more and more scenes. But, her acting/her lines were incredibly cheesy.

Serena & Dan getting married in a living room with everybody just chillin on couches. I’m all for small. I’m all for simplicity. But, this was too redneck.

#love #aesthetic #blogger #boho #gypsy #hippie #namaste #retro #vintage #bohemian #gossipgirl #gossip girl #girly #girlythings #girlystuff #girly things #girly stuff #beach #ocean #zen #nature #nomadic #nomad #vagabond #earth #world #travel #traveler #traveling #photography

[mixedharmonysimz]

ALL OF THEM HOESSSS LMAOOO okay kidding.....Lemme get 35-48 for Bash. 27-37 for Stasia

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?“I can’t live without either the hell...” he laughs 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?“No but there’s one hoe i wish i never told tho.”37. What do you say during awkward silences?“Get on my phone.”38. Describe your dream girl/guy?“Dream girl- curves for days, long hair, fat ass, pretty brown eyes, great personality, nice lips. Dream guy- muscles, pretty eyes, nice lip, dassit.”39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?“Versace.”40. What do you want to do after high school?“I’m doing it which is acting.”41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?“Hell no.”42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?“I’m chillin dassit.”43. Do you smile at strangers?“No.”44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?“Bottom of the ocean for sure.”45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?“My tattoo clients..”46. What are you paranoid about?”Being stalked again and actually being killed this time.”47. Have you ever been high?“Of course not what’s that?”48. Have you ever been drunk?“of course not.”

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?“I like my skin the way it is.”28. Who are you most comfortable around?“SirCharles.”29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?“Yes yes they have allum has.”30. Do you ever want to get married?“Of course but the guy gotta accept my children.”31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?“Its very long i need a trim.”32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?“Trey Songz, Chris brown,”33. Spell your name with your chin.“No i’ll pass.” she laughs34. Do you play sports? What sports?“Cheerleading counts right?”35. Would you rather live without TV or music?“I can live without tv.”36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?“No i usually don’t like anyone.” she laughs37. What do you say during awkward silences?“Hum one of my songs.”

[gwenjoon]

Flash Thompson is Gay: A Comprehensive Visual Essay

TRIGGER WARNINGS: alcoholism, abuse, homophobia, brief reference to The Child Within, which contains pedophilia 

Over the last year and half or so, I have read a number of Spider-Man comics and have reached many conclusions about them, but my utmost conclusion is that Flash Thompson is a gay man. It is very difficult for me to label male characters as gay, since we’ve all seen the way fandom can completely brush off women in favor of imagined gay men, but once this idea took hold, it stuck. I do not see Flash as truly having been intended to be gay since his conception, or even highly coded that way like Kitty Pryde or Johnny Storm. But along the lines of Bobby Drake, I just feel that it would be the final puzzle piece that would make his 50+ years of character development make sense.

This is not intended as propaganda or a way of seeing representation where it doesn’t exist, but a simple compilation of evidence.

We begin in high school.

Flash will probably always be known as something of a high school bully, even though he was only in high school for 28 issues in the 60s. It’s still hotly debated by fans and Spider-Man writers about how MUCH of a bully he was. In Lee and Ditko’s original comics, it certainly seemed like he and Peter were more mutually antagonistic towards each other, with the caveat that Flash was popular and Peter wasn’t.

No matter what, Flash had a fanboy obsession with Spider-Man, and maybe a bit of an obsession with Peter Parker, too, something both Peter and their classmates noticed and teased him for.  

There were times when Flash actually made some sort of attempts to be Peter’s friend, but Peter being Peter, and Flash being Flash, the attempts didn’t go well.

Flash was dating Liz Allan at this point. She teased Peter too, but eventually got sick of Flash berating Peter and dumped him. She then pursued a bit of a crush on Peter (which didn’t really go anywhere since Peter was pretty into Betty at this point). Flash didn’t like being dumped, but he seemed to focus more on the Peter part of this situation and ended up, like, stalking him. In a cute way.

SO Peter and Flash both get scholarships to ESU and kind of . . . accidentally become friends. How does it happen? I don’t know. They don’t even know. But it happens. Basically, Flash is friends with Gwen and Harry and they all hate Peter and Gwen starts NOT hating Peter and then Harry starts not hating Peter so Flash might as well not hate him either. 

Also, Peter is kind of hot now which helps everyone adjust.

Go get friendly with him, Flash. 

It’s just hard to buy Flash as being into girls when he likes men SO much. Like in Spider-Man: Blue when Gwen and MJ are dancing and probably making out and Harry, like most people who are attracted to women, thinks that’s neato, but Flash waits for his husband to return from war.

Flash goes off to the army pretty quick. Harry and Peter watch Flash make out with their girlfriends because he is nonthreatening and handsome.

When Flash comes back from the army, he is even more handsome, but he tells Gwen that he’s super into her and Gwen is like “if you loved me you’d be nice to my sexy boyfriend Peter” and Flash is like “okay” so Flash starts being nice to Peter. Real nice. It gets weird. Did a threesome happen? I don’t know. But Peter is definitely getting hot and Flash is definitely noticing.

Gwen dies. Everyone is sad, me most of all. But Flash feels the need to clarify some stuff to Peter. 

They graduate, Flash and Peter move in together, two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay.

Peter moves out and Flash thinks Glory Grant is hot but the relationship never goes anywhere because Flash is gay and Marvel comics is racist, but then Flash moves in with Harry. Flash was LONELY, you see. 

And then Flash is getting up the courage to confess his undying love to Harry when none other than Liz Allan swoops in and snatches him right from under his nose. 

But it’s gonna be okay because then Flash and Peter accidentally start dating! 

It might not be an accident for Flash.

In his defense, Peter really can’t just say things like that.

Also this happens. I do not generally find CPR romantic but, like, what were they going for here? The shirtlessness. The rain. The close up on the mouth to mouth. This sure was some way to frame life-saving efforts between two manly men.

So while this is all going on, Flash’s love life is getting . . . messy. I generally try not to think about it too much because it’s SO messy. Flash saves multiple young women from cults. He dates Sha Shan, cheats on her with Betty (who is in turn cheating on her vaguely abusive husband), and eventually hits Sha Shan. He is immediately horrified and runs away, Sha Shan moves out within one issue and it’s just . . . gone for decades. It went against years of character development and no one seemed to remember it happening. It might have been a way to get rid of Sha Shan (again, the racism), or a way to make you THINK Flash is Hobgoblin but surprise, it was the other abusive guy all along.

It’s really really poorly written, and a cheap plot point. Sha Shan deserved better. 

Then you have the thing with Betty. It’s like, they’re cheating! they’re forbidden! they’re in love! but it . . . doesn’t go anywhere either. Betty and Flash remain friends and seem pretty happy about it, until JM DeMatteis, the brilliant mind behind Kraven’s Last Hunt, tells us all in the 90s that actually they had a horrible breakup and Betty hates him. Wild. 

SO once that business no one wants to touch and everyone regrets has been pushed aside for some time, Flash starts dating again. He has a new girlfriend every week that he only seems to want to spend time with around, you guessed it, Peter Parker.

Here is an example. Flash is boxing and Blaze tries to literally have sex with him and he’s like “nah, hygiene” and then she comes onto Peter.

Indeed, Mary Jane. 

Then we have FLASH/FELICIA. It’s so good. I love them. Felicia starts dating Flash as revenge against Peter. Flash really wants to double date with Peter. Felicia is at first super annoyed that Flash is so GENTLE, but she falls in love with him. She even asks him to marry her.

Flash says no.

Things Flash tells Felicia Hardy when he breaks up with her: “I wasn’t attracted by your looks” and “I thought it would be cool to be this close to someone who was that close to Spider-Man.” 

These are things he tells her. They were really things he said.

While Flash is recuperating from his injuries, he starts freaking out that he and Peter aren’t actually friends (you were his best man, but you’ve never gone to a baseball game with him, so that makes sense I guess), and he starts talking about poetry. Poetry is a common way to queer code male characters. Take a look at Dead Poet’s Society or A Streetcar Named Desire.

But here’s the poem he mentions.

Make of that what you will. 

Flash gets pretty depressed. Starts drinking more. He can’t make a romantic relationship stick. He’s dreaming about the glory days. This is around when the retcon of his abuse starts to pop up too. 

And somewhere along the line, Peter Parker got hot.  

But things do get better for him! He reconnects with his sister and goes to rehab. He and Betty reconnect because APPARENTLY they’ve been fighting and Flash is a scoundrel and there is no evidence but I guess I’ll take their word for it. 

He also gets a job with Norman Osborn. Things get weird. 

In The Child Within, Norman Osborn’s abuse of Harry is paralleled with an explicitly sexual physical abuse from a father towards a son. In Sins Past, The Night Gwen Stacy died will be retconned to make it so that the woman Norman Osborn murdered will have had his children. I don’t like going there, but there becomes a distinctly sexual way that Norman’s relationships with Peter’s friends is viewed.

Flash is reminding Norman about his AIDS charity.

Flash would stick with Norman night and day if he could. 

Anyway. 

Here’s a fantasy of Flash’s! He loves Spider-Man!

Even when he’s fantasizing about a woman, he’s actually fantasizing about a man!

Okay, I will admit I have not read every Flash appearance in 616. I’m doing this whole “in order” thing right now and I haven’t gotten to a lot of Flash/Betty stuff. Maybe it will change my mind. I doubt it, but I like to keep my options open.

Moving onto Venom. Flash has been dating Betty long-term at this point, but his secret life as a superhero is tearing them apart (she thinks he’s been drinking again). Also, he just sort of . . . self-sabotages all his relationships. Guy’s got issues.

Then we have Flash involved in an incidence of gay-bashing. 

He didn’t fully understand what being gay meant. Been there, buddy.

Peter gives him the guy’s number and Flash has a chance to apologize and see two happy gay men living together.  

I don’t know, okay, but a guy calls Captain America Flash’s boyfriend. It happens. It’s there.

VENOM: SPACE KNIGHT. Please read this beautiful series about overcoming the cycle of abuse and learning to love again. Things get really gay with the alien goo.

Also, Venom has like always been pretty heavily coded as being . . . some sort of sexual metaphor. David Micheline went there real hard. Eddie Brock pretty much married the symbiote, but only Flash has the guts to make him a guy. 

Anything he desires. Anything at all. Whatever that might be.

Now for some Flash Thompson Looks:

Okay, let’s move onto alternate universes. 

Here, we have Flash in the Secret Wars version of Spider-Island.

He loved Lizard Betty the best he could. 

Avengers Academy! 

Then there’s Ultimate Universe: 

Love me some pen-sucking.

Not convinced? Well put this in your pipe and smoke it:

And, of course, The Amazing Spider-Man. 

“Chicks dig him,” he said.

I dig him, he thought.

Was this even about Flash being gay or about me loving him deeply and endlessly? Who knows. Who cares. It’s all true.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 

#marvel #flash thompson #comics #meta

[doglvr]

Do all of them

1. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HELD HANDS WITH?

umm i don’t remember

2. ARE YOU OUTGOING OR SHY?

i’m pretty shy

3. WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING?

no one in particular

4. ARE YOU EASY TO GET ALONG WITH?

yeah i’m pretty nice

5. IF YOU WERE DRUNK WOULD THE PERSON YOU LIKE TAKE CARE OF YOU?

idk

6. WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO?

just people who share a lot in common with me, and people who are easy to talk to

7. DO YOU THINK YOU’LL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP TWO MONTHS FROM NOW?

nah

8. WHO FROM THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS ON YOUR MIND?

my dog

9. DOES TALKING ABOUT SEX MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?

nah

10. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH?

probably my friend sw

11. WHAT DOES THE MOST RECENT TEXT THAT YOU SENT SAY?

it was a text a few days ago asking my dad to pick me up 

12. WHAT ARE YOUR 5 FAVORITE SONGS RIGHT NOW?

homemade dynamite by lorde

broken clocks by sza

white  mustang by lana del rey

garden by sza

this must be my dream by the 1975

13. DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR?

yes i looove it

14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LUCK AND MIRACLES?

yeah ig

15. WHAT GOOD THING HAPPENED THIS SUMMER?

i went to canada for the first time and i loooved it 10/10 would go again

16. WOULD YOU KISS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED AGAIN?

i’ve never kissed anyone

17. DO YOU THINK THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS?

yeah the universe is so big there’s gotta be smth there

18. DO YOU STILL TALK TO YOUR FIRST CRUSH?

nah

19. DO YOU LIKE BUBBLE BATHS?

yeah

20. DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEIGHBORS?

yeah they’re a’ight

21. WHAT ARE YOU BAD HABITS?

i bite my nails a lot it’s so bad

22. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL?

anywhere in europe like france, the u.k., italy, etc. i wanna go to japan and south korea, and i wanna go to canada and vietnam again

23. DO YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES?

nah

24. FAVORITE PART OF YOUR DAILY ROUTINE?

my nightly skincare routine!! i wanna have clear skin

25. WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY ARE YOU MOST UNCOMFORTABLE WITH?

my nails since i pick at them so much

26. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU WAKE UP?

go back to sleep or go on my phone

27. DO YOU WISH YOUR SKIN WAS LIGHTER OR DARKER?

i wanna be tanner right now

28. WHO ARE YOU MOST COMFORTABLE AROUND?

my sister

29. HAVE ANY OF YOUR EX’S TOLD YOU THEY REGRET BREAKING UP?

no i don’t have an ex

30. DO YOU EVER WANT TO GET MARRIED?

yeah it would be pretty sweet

31. IF YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH FOR A PONY TAIL?

yes

32. WHICH CELEBRITIES WOULD YOU HAVE A THREESOME WITH?

none, i’d rather admire them from afar

33. SPELL YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN.

brave sky

34. DO YOU PLAY SPORTS? WHAT SPORTS?

i run cross country, and i sprint and long jump in track. sometimes i do triple jump!

35. WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE WITHOUT TV OR MUSIC?

tv

36. HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE AND NEVER TOLD THEM?

yeah, basically with all my crushes

37. WHAT DO YOU SAY DURING AWKWARD SILENCES?

talk about stuff i’m looking forward to, or stuff i did yesterday

38. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM GIRL/GUY?

the girl reading this ;)

jk ghkdsflhg

39. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE STORES TO SHOP IN?

target and lush!

40. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO AFTER HIGH SCHOOL?

go to college

41. DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE?

yeah, unless they did smth super fucked up

42. IF YOUR BEING EXTREMELY QUIET WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

it don’t mean anything i’m jus chillin

43. DO YOU SMILE AT STRANGERS?

if they smile at me first yeah

44. TRIP TO OUTER SPACE OR BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN?

outer space!

45. WHAT MAKES YOU GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

my dog who wants to pee

46. WHAT ARE YOU PARANOID ABOUT?

nothing really

47. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIGH?

nope

48. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK?

nope

49. HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING RECENTLY THAT YOU HOPE NOBODY FINDS OUT ABOUT?

maybe

50. WHAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE LAST HOODIE YOU WORE?

black and red

51. EVER WISHED YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE?

yeah

52. ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?

my height! i wanna be taller!

53. FAVOURITE MAKEUP BRAND?

don’t have one. i don’t really wear makeup, but i wanna try using nyx!

54. FAVOURITE STORE?

target, can’t go wrong with them

55. FAVOURITE BLOG?

if we’re talking about tumblr, i like thebootydiaries

56. FAVOURITE COLOUR?

blue

57. FAVOURITE FOOD?

lasagna

58. LAST THING YOU ATE?

apples

59. FIRST THING YOU ATE THIS MORNING?

pasta

60. EVER WON A COMPETITION? FOR WHAT?

i’ve won kahoot a few times

61. BEEN SUSPENDED/EXPELLED? FOR WHAT?

no

62. BEEN ARRESTED? FOR WHAT?

no

63. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

yeah

64. TELL US THE STORY OF YOUR FIRST KISS?

never had a first kiss

65. ARE YOU HUNGRY RIGHT NOW?

no

66. DO YOU LIKE YOUR TUMBLR FRIENDS MORE THAN YOUR REAL FRIENDS?

i like them both equally

67. FACEBOOK OR TWITTER?

twitter

68. TWITTER OR TUMBLR?

hmm tumblr

69. ARE YOU WATCHING TV RIGHT NOW?

no

70. NAMES OF YOUR BESTFRIENDS?

penny, chip, and used napkin

lmao jk

71. CRAVING SOMETHING? WHAT?

i want some mangoes rn

too bad they’re out of season 

72. WHAT COLOUR ARE YOUR TOWELS?

i have some blue towels, some white towels, and a few tannish beige towels

72. HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH?

2

73. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?

yeah, just one

74. HOW MANY STUFFED ANIMALS DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE?

too many

75. FAVOURITE ANIMAL?

dog

76. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR UNDERWEAR?

white

77. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?

chocolate for sure

78. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR?

mint chocolate chip!

79. WHAT COLOUR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

red

80. WHAT COLOUR PANTS?

purple

81. FAVOURITE TV SHOW?

sense8 is one of my favorites i can’t believe it got cancelled after only 2 seasons :( it’s so good

i also like parks and recreation and the office

82. FAVOURITE MOVIE?

heathers!! and legally blonde!

83. MEAN GIRLS OR MEAN GIRLS 2?

mean girls, i hear the second one is awful

84. MEAN GIRLS OR 21 JUMP STREET?

mean girls 

85. FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM MEAN GIRLS?

damien is a gay icon!!

86. FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM FINDING NEMO?

probably dory

87. FIRST PERSON YOU TALKED TO TODAY?

my mom

88. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO TODAY?

my sister

89. NAME A PERSON YOU HATE?

trump

90. NAME A PERSON YOU LOVE?

barack obama i miss him ):

91. IS THERE ANYONE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW?

yeah, those people who wanna repeal net neutrality

92. IN A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE?

is this asking me if i have been in a fight with someone bc i actually fight with my sister a lot lmao

93. HOW MANY SWEATPANTS DO YOU HAVE?

uhh like 5

94. HOW MANY SWEATERS/HOODIES DO YOU HAVE?

probably 5 as well

95. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

christine

96. FAVOURITE ACTRESS?

uma thurman

97. FAVOURITE ACTOR?

chris pratt is great

98. DO YOU TAN A LOT?

not really, only during the summer

99. HAVE ANY PETS?

i have 2 hamsters and a dog which i’ve only mentioned a few hundred times

100. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

i’m feeling a lil frustrated bc i’ve accidentally gone back to the previous page bc my mouse is annoying as hell and none of my answers saved so i’ve had to go back and start over 

101. DO YOU TYPE FAST?

yeah

102. DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING FROM YOUR PAST?

yeah lol

103. CAN YOU SPELL WELL?

yes!

104. DO YOU MISS ANYONE FROM YOUR PAST?

yeah a lil bit

105. EVER BEEN TO A BONFIRE PARTY?

i have! it was just with a few people but it was rly fun!

106. EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART?

nope

107. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A HORSE?

yes

108. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?

studying for my final lmao

109. IS SOMETHING IRRITATING YOU RIGHT NOW?

yeah

110. HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH IT HURT?

umm not really?

111. DO YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES?

no, i think i was already asked this

112. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CRIED IN FRONT OF?

my mom?

113. WHAT WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD NICKNAME?

it was a vietnamese word, but i don’t remember what it was!

114. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OUT OF YOUR PROVINCE/STATE?

yeah

115. DO YOU PLAY THE WII?

yup

116. ARE YOU LISTENING TO MUSIC RIGHT NOW?

yes!

117. DO YOU LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP?

ofc!

118. DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD?

hell yea

119. FAVOURITE BOOK?

deep and dark and dangerous by mary downing hahn

120. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?

no

121. ARE YOU MEAN?

sometimes

122. IS CHEATING EVER OKAY?

no way man, but idk how to feel about cheating bc your partner cheated on you first

123. CAN YOU KEEP WHITE SHOES CLEAN?

probably not

124. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

not really

125. DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE?

no

126. ARE YOU CURRENTLY BORED?

nah

127. WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?

going out and doing fun stuff

128. WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME?

nah

129. WHAT YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

aries

130. DO YOU LIKE SUBWAY?

yeah

131. YOUR BESTFRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX LIKES YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO?

if i don’t feel the same way i’d just tell them 

132. WHO’S THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH?

already answered

133. FAVOURITE LYRICS RIGHT NOW?

got a sweet asian chick she go lo mein!

134. CAN YOU COUNT TO ONE MILLION?

ain’t nobody got time for that

135. DUMBEST LIE YOU EVER TOLD?

umm ok i was gonna go see a movie with a few friends, but i forgot about it and the morning they were gonna see it, i told them i had plans with my mom khglsdhfhg

ik i coulda just had my parents drive me to the theater but they hate it when i tell them about my plans last minute

136. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

closed

137. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5′1″

138. CURLY OR STRAIGHT HAIR?

straight

139. BRUNETTE OR BLONDE?

uhh neither? i have black hair

140. SUMMER OR WINTER?

winter

141. NIGHT OR DAY?

day

142. FAVOURITE MONTH?

december

143. ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?

no, but i wanna limit my intake on meat

144. DARK, MILK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE?

dark chocolate is the best

145. TEA OR COFFEE?

coffee! i love matcha green tea tho

146. WAS TODAY A GOOD DAY?

it was okay

147. MARS OR SNICKERS?

snickers

148. WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE QUOTE?

love yo self!!!

149. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

yes, but i’ve never had any experiences with them

150. GET THE CLOSEST BOOK NEXT TO YOU, OPEN IT TO PAGE 42, WHAT’S THE FIRST LINE ON THAT PAGE?

from my sister’s physical science textbook: “How do you know which characteristics are physical properties?”

#ughhhh that was a long ass time

[just-jordie-things]

58, 38, and 32 💚 (trying to make it interesting! And also ask what I don’t know 😝)

32.) which celebrities would you have a threesome with?: Dylan O’Brien and Shelley Hennig.  Mommy-Daddy kink would be hella hot

38.) describe your dream girl/guy?: (this is a guy who’s real btw) ok so he’s really cool, but hella hella dorky, like we’ll be chillin over snap and he’ll see i’m watching Friends or Shameless and he’ll totally fangirl over it like outta NOWHERE, and it’s the cutest thing i’ve ever seen anyone do tbh.  dudes don’t usually let their fangirl show.  he’s got some serious social anxiety but so do i and we sorta balance it out and figure it out together and i think that means a lot to the both of us.  he’s very spontaneous and is actually a SUPER good person but doesn’t let people show it.  for example he’ll joke around about smoking and drinking but literally is so against underage drinking and stuff.

the best thing is, he thinks i’m too good for him.  like i’m some angel (he couldn’t be more wrong btw) bc in reality he’s actually this saint that i am definitely falling in love with

58.) last thing you ate?: french toast eggo waffles with a french roast cup of coffee :)

[youraplaya]

SO yesterday niggas was playing around chillin and what not. And my fren(A) - i say this loosely -  was going to her niggas house but was tryna be lowkey about and failed. They put her ass on blast. So i jumped in w/o hesitation and was like she going to study dont worry about her etc etc. yada  yada just fuckin around. And then the guys were like “omg yall are such a liars lmaooo yada yada” she was like “Meee???? liar???? im not a liar” And then after a while they were like “fine ur not liar.....but YOU still are” And i was like ”woah woah huh” and ole girl literally LEFT me to dry...just sat there quietly not sayin SHIT same w/ ole girl my other friend (B) who was there. And they were like ur a liar bc of this time we went to party or whatever and BOTH them bitches were quiet as FUCK. 

SOUND OFF

First of allllllll, BITCH.....I had your back straight off the jump without question and you dipped out on me with the swiftness. Second of all she made a lil slick comment about not being at the damn party we she DEADASS DITCHED US. and then gon talk about yall didnt invite me BITCH u dont like apartment parties &&&&&&& you went the parking lot to get stuff and ended up in the parking lot talkin to your boo for like an hour and then when we SAW U in the parking lot and started chalking it up w you YOU LEFT W UR BOO THING and so then we left...SO HOW U GONNA IMPLY THAT WE DITCHED BITCH....so thats that

3RD OF ALL how TF yall gonna leave me to dry??? HOW ik it was all jokes but the PRINCIPLE allows me to be pissd tf off. TUH

And lastly.... on some real deep shit that not noone was talkin about...I can see how someone could see me as liar but i think there are two implications to lies. One is deception and the second is to relay another meaning. For an example, if your day was horrible someone ask you how your day was and you lie and you say it was fine or good. Its a lie that relays another message to protect your privacy . But if someone ask do you have a gf/bf and you lie and say no youre trying to decieve someone. So, I could agree that yes im a “liar”. I lie about who i truly am. But not by deception, but protection. When it comes to people judging or knowing me personally I keep things real shallow. REALLL shallow and brief. Well i guess im not a liar but i withhold the truth unless you directly ask me. Like i the other day someone ask if you’d every have a threesome and the whole group was like ew no way gross blah blah but in my head i was halle mf yeah but i didnt vocalize it to avoid judgment and protect my privacy. side note: You can normally telll lmao when i disagreee with something bc ill say things like “I understand where you are coming from” or “I get why you’d feel that way”

anyway i was shooketh yesterday after the hangout bc all this shit was runnin through my head lmao

[messypotatoqueen]

My sorta coming out confirmation story to a best friend

One one relatively cloudy day long long ago, 13 year old me was hanging out with my (extra) straight girl friends™ (who sorta kinda assumed I was gay, I never actually told them, I was just hella obvious) having a good ol kiki outdoors in my cute lil jorts by a basketball court. These cute boys who where playing basketball come over, take an interest to the girls and start teasing and messing with them. Eventually it develops into a sort of intense yet still friendly insult match. My awkward ass sitting in the corner listening to French pop music heard my name get called out as one of the girls yelled out to the leader boy "HE WANTS TO SUCK YOUR DICK." And my awkward ass stood there and tried to blend into the tree next to me as the girls were getting the giggles and the boys were murmuring and looking me up and down in a combination of shock, disgust, and irritation. The girls kept repeating it over and over and the boys got flustered and confused and my lil gay ass just sat there in that corner still awkwardly listening to French Pop music. Eventually one of the boys yelled out to tell girls "WELL I BET Y'ALL HAVE THREESOMES ALL THE TIME" and then I got even more confused at why I was being used as some sort of semi-funny insult launching platform for both parties, and why my whole government was being blasted in a basketball park. Eventually the boys annoyed the girls into leaving (I was honestly too focused on the litty ass French bops and this puzzle game I was playing on my phone) Eventually the boys left too, when I finally looked up from my phone I saw that both parties were headed in opposite directions. I finished my game and headed after the girls. The next day I was chillin with the girls and my bi friend. The girls were teasing me about that cutie they loudly yelled I would suck off. I was awkward and blushing even cuz the guy was cute tho from what I had often seen of him he was a rampant homophobe who picked on girls. My bi friend was confused and asked for clarification and my straight girl friends whispered something in my bi friends ear (which I didn't hear) about what happened yesterday. My bi friend started cackling (so did my straight friend) then she started awwing. We had a few laughs about the whole thing and sorta got bored about it and moved on to a different topic. (It is still a running gag whenever they see see le straight boi™ and his straight boi friends ™ they still feel the need to tell out that I want to suck his dick). Later that night I was texting my bi friend and the situation came up lol and I boldy admitted that I would suck his dick (as a good best friend would she promised she would help me seduce and possibly drug him and his friends) then later at night I came out as gay to her by saying I would steal her brother (who had a cute lil flat booty) and her uncle (both were hella cute tho, the coming out part was in between all the lines about sucking dick and stealing brothers and uncles, she had already known for a year tho, I just never confirmed it until then). Then we continued to talk about seducing elderly men and sucking straight boi dick until I fell asleep on the couch watching Jessie on the Disney Channel. The end 😂

#bb19 #the lesson of the story is #French pop music is litty #straight girls are extra #best friends help you drug and seduce your lovers and elderly men #one of my more humorous coming out to friends

[hoji-for-joji]

Answer them all except for the ones you've just answered.

Kitchen counter, car hood, or on top of the dryer? car hood in the front yard catch me with an antenna up my ass and a dick in a 🅱️ussy every tuesday morning3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: any of those little blonde haired twinks from those sports animes lmao5: Where is one place you would never have sex: i was about to say an active volcano but i totally would 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: peeps the candy8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: with heavy duty rope??? what dyou mean10: Top or bottom? switch but mostly top11: We were about to have sexbut then my aunt walked in12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? one orgasm is never enough my record is 9 in one day13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: my weed 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: weirdest? like nothing significant others call me are ever weird to me they're all personal and sweet but someone called me papa bear one time lmao16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: making me get a boner in class then trying to touch me through my shorts lmao17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] i plead the fifth18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yeah if you have contraceptives or something19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? this sub mr taylor holy fucking shit he could break a goddamn watermelon with his forearms i want him to choke me20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: whipped cream ;)21: How big is too big: nothing's too big as far as oral goes but like idk22: One sexual thing you would never do: rodding23: Biggest turn on: romantic feelings or nudes or sexual things at inappropriate times25: Worst possible time to get horny: a funeral26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? duh yeah27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: falling in love28: How much fapping is too much fapping: once it starts interfering with your social or business life29: Best sexual complement you ever got: something along the lines of "choke me daddy" but with more detail 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: it depends im more about making my partner feel good tho tbh32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking. seize the means of production 33: What your favorite part of your body? my dick35: Love (>,

[crimmson]

a summary of the weirdest episode of xena i just rewatched

weird as in “half this shit doesn’t make sense even within the unwritten rules of the xenaverse”

cleopatra gets fuckin assassinated. that sucks hardcore. both marc antony and octavius are suspects. Xena arrives and, with the help and cooperation of Cleopatra’s faithful servants, Xena pretends to be Cleopatra to try and suss out the killer. this part is pretty standard fare for an episode of xena. 

none of the visiting romans seem to bat an eyelash at the fact that cleopatra is suddenly just, like, a tan white woman

and her “companion,” her closest attendant, (being played by gabrielle) is MAD WHITE and wearing a shitty wig while all the other attendants are actually brown

xena is on a speeding train to BONE TOWN. her entire grand plan is just “i’m gonna fuck marc antony.” honestly for a while it seems like she totally forgets she’s supposed to be solving the assassination of a respected friend, because she’s just trying to get under that tunic

at some point, someone said “you know what this show needs? a total break in our quintessential Xena soundtrack. play some goddamn Carnival because what we really need playing over this scene of Xenapatra eyefucking Antony while eating grapes for 3 minutes is some (then) contemporary 90s alternative rock”

(during the Xena production team’s very own official AMV, gabrielle looks like she’s about to dive into all of this for a threesome, and also she’s mad jealous)

anyway throughout the course of this episode xena makes like 5 freudian slips because she literally can’t seem to get over that sweet sweet roman dong

then idk at some point xena remembers that the romans fucking crucified her and gabrielle like, i dunno, 4 deaths ago, and that that was not a cool thing to do

we meet a young and idealistic peace-striving octavius for like, 2 minutes, and Xena’s like “yup, that’ll do.” her dick-haze is lifted. she knows what she has to do.

and that is: stage a BRUTAL, GRISLY ship battle in which she tearfully shishkabobs the Walking Aphrodisiac Marc Antony. oh, by the way, the assassin was Brutus, the guy who crucified them, in case you forgot that this was actually the whole point of the plot. he breaks several bones in gabrielle’s face and she thanks him by slashing his fucking throat. (xena is just, chillin out, overlooking the battle during all this because she’s forlorn about the manmeat she loved and lost i guess)

come to think of it I don’t think Xena called out for Gabrielle one single time in this episode, which automatically makes it an outlier. not even when she was getting impromptu facial reconstruction via Brutus’s fist

in all seriousness though, the thing that made me say “holy shit” the most about this episode (in a good way), was the fucking battle aftermath. usually we’re treated to a sterilized “and everything worked out!” kind of ending. no. fuck that. half the ship is on fire? soldiers are scattered all over, dead, dying, limping. with the opposing general dead, the battle stops, and while xena stares wistfully over the carnage we watch soldiers stagger and sit down, exhausted, checking on their comrades.

that was like the one redeeming thing about this episode, but it’s still a better episode than Married With Fishsticks and I swear to god I wish I could scrub that weird baby octopus thing from my mind