Agent Venom: Is this a challenge, Cage?
Power Man: Bring it on, Thompson.
Agent Venom: You’re about to get schooled.
Agent Venom: Is this a challenge, Cage?
Power Man: Bring it on, Thompson.
Agent Venom: You’re about to get schooled.
From ASM #31:
Harry and Gwen just see a dude who brushed them off, maybe because he didn’t hear them calling him or maybe because he’s stuck up.
So Harry decides to prank him “to take him down a peg”, Peter doesn’t even notice. They try inviting him to hang out to make up for it but he declines.
All in all: Harry thinks Peter’s ignoring them on purpose and actively dislikes him for it: Gwen thinks Peter’s hot and is mad he won’t notice her; and Peter… I don’t think he even knows their names.
Senpai Baka Parker.” – Gwen Stacy, circa 1965.
Later, on ASM #34:
More of the same tbh, but now his aunt is healed so he isn’t spacing out so much.
Then on ASM #36
He almost goes to a party but he’s fresh from a break up with Betty Brant (who has left the Bugle along with Ned Leeds shortly after Ned asked her to marry him) so he ain’t really feeling like it, y’know?
…What do you want this seemingly average 18 year old college freshman to do about a supervillain robbing a museum, Gwen? You should be evacuating the area as well, lest the Looter decides to take hostages or gets on a shoot out with the cops. What the honest fuck?
Gwen, seriously, what do you want from him? Do you always get mad at random civilian bystanders in robberies for not trying to tackle armed/dangerous/superpowered criminals on their own? Did Lee and Ditko honestly believe women think like this?
Gwen doesn’t really come off as super stable in this issue, tbh.
Hi….I was in a cracky mood so here you guys babes💖💖
“I have called this meet-“ Mj starts after reporting Peter’s red half body only to be cut off by Y/n. “PETER MY SWEET BABY BOY!” “Y/N!” “Sorry…” “Anyway I found his body in the reactor. I was coming from below so they could have either gone above or vented.”
”I was on cams and the last person I saw enter there was Y/n.” Flash announces. “And I left because I thought I had Simon says. I’m in the med bay right now doing the body scan.” “I can actually confirm them doing the body scan. When I tried to do it, it said I had to wait.” Ned backs then up. “Thank you Ned! Flash and Harley, where were you guys that round?”
“I went over to weapons, down to shields then over to electrical.” “Wait, I thought you did electrical at the beginning of the first round.” MJ says, picking apart his story. “I saw you in there when I was doing tasks.”
“I never finished because that body was called.” “Yeah but that body was called after I left you there. Which means you had enough time to finish tasks or possibly kill someone and vent.” “Okay but how do we know it wasn’t a self report?” Harley challenges the curly haired girl. “We don’t.”
“Okay but I have a question for Flash, how were you on cams and didn’t see anything?” “Okay I say we go 50/50. Harls first then flash?” you say.
“Why I gotta be first?!” Harley argues. “Because you were placed where the last body was plus your story doesn’t add up.” You reply sassily hitting the check mark next to his little blue character.
“Well you guys just threw the game.” Harley said, rolling his eyes. “Uh huh can’t hear you from spaacceee.” You said as the screen showed that he was ejected. “OH NO IT WASN’T HIM!” you screamed as defeat popped up on your screen showing that MJ and Flash were the imposters.
“I GET WHY YOU GUYS DIDNT CATCH MJ BUT HOW DID YOU NOT CATCH ON TO FLASH?! I SAID IT WAS HIM THE ROUND BEFORE I DIED!” Shuri yelled. “BUT HARLEY WAS PLAYING THIRD IMPOSTER!” You and Ned defended yourselves.
“Guys can I just please not die the first round? I actually wanna play with you guys for once.” Cassie says. “I got you Cas.” You say leaving the room then entering back with your name as “Cassie Guard”.
“Okay but watch Y/n be imposter.” Peter jokes. “Bite your tongue Parker. I still won’t kill her if I am.” “Everyone in?” Peter asks before hitting start. He heads over to weapons doing the asteroid task before heading back to admin then to medbay. There he came across the two halves of pink and black. “OOMF” he said, hitting the report.
“OKAY WHOEVER DID THIS IS JUST CRUEL!” He claimed laughing. “I found Cassie’s and Y/n’s bodies together in Med Bay so obviously it was a double kill.” “Dang that’s cold, even for me.” MJ said.
“Hi. Yes I know I’m dead and I’m not gonna say who it is but I just wanna say fuck both of you and when I get poster I’m coming for you. Always.” Y/n says causing laughter to come from everyone. “Y/N THE DEAD DONT TALK!” “SORRY BUT JUSTICE BETTER BE SERVED!”
Let’s just say Y/n got their justice that night when Harley was sleeping.
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Agent Venom by Tony Moore
Okay, okay, bear with me for like a second because this is gonna sound weird but if you just humor me you’ll see I’m totally right:
I started reading Spider-Man comics in chronological order, just… going back to the roots since current comics aren’t doing much for me (the Hydra-Cap guy writes them now? After all Slott puts us through? This century has not been kind to Peter Parker in comics) and I’ve just finished his high school stage—I’ll post a nice looking list later because Untold Tales are wonderful but you need to read ASM for context—and I’m basically stalling because someone will roast me for this but…
I do not get loser vibes from ASM Peter in high school (I also don’t get much bully vibes from Flash, but that’s not to say he’s not being quite an asshole). If anything I feel that if this was a manga or something, Peter Parker would definitely be one of those princely student council presidents that have all the girls swooning.
No, no, don’t look at me that way. I’ll prove it.
Exhibit A: Girls with boyfriends wish their boyfriends were like Peter.
(ASM 14: Peter is in California “to take pictures on set of the Spider-Man and Green Goblin movie for the Bugle” and Liz wonders how that dreamboat’s doing. Side note: no clue how the school and his aunt let him skip days of class for that, Lee and Ditko just didn’t sweat that kind of thing.)
(ASM 21: After knowing Peter Parker for like five minutes, Dorrie wishes her boyfriend Johnny Storm was like him.)
Thunderbolts Vol 2 17 (Cover art by Julian Totino Tedesco)
Guys guys guys I wanna write like a little Time Can Heal All, But Maybe Not This prequel
Like where Peter and Flash become friends and how Peter is introduced to alcohol
I’ve been thinking about it since I finished writing TCHABMNT and I’m honestly so in love with that story
Like I have no want to continue the story after Peter’s 32nd birthday, I don’t really need the answers but ugh I wanna prequel it so bad I think I’m gonna do it
Anyways what do y’all think ?
The inaccuracy with the wardrobe and expenses. This is the funniest thing for me.
I think I’ve said this before but they fail to make some characters look like they’re supposed to. Like Peter, for example, the kid wears expensive brands for shirts, shoes, and even backpacks lmao. He goes from different styles of Nike and New Balance sneakers to Jansport backpacks and Woolovers sweaters. I don’t know if Peter is supposed to be just like in the comics; someone with low income but the MCU has a different idea of that (May is driving a 1986 Volvo but has a good apartment)
But this is something good, because this means May is more than able to afford a good life for her nephew♥
I also love how in fanfics everyone is like: ‘Peter is embarrassed because he’s wearing his old worn inexpensive and dirty sneakers while he’s in Stark Tower, he wants the earth to swallow him…’ and MCU Peter has like 6 different types of Nike shoes. Or when Flash makes fun of Peter’s financial situation but they’re wearing the same shoes lmaooo
And Michelle? yall is Michelle supposed to be poor in the MCU? I don’t know this tbh because I don’t know much about her character’s background but this girl’s wardrobe is expensive as hell. Some of her cardigans are Ralph Lauren, her boots are Palladium and Fiorentini + Baker, her bags are Michael Kors, her Homecoming dress is from Lela Rose’s spring collection (like, for real, I remember seeing the dress in Vogue when the collection came out, she was wearing an original from the same year lmaooooooo), and her dress for Liz’s party? A Betsey Johnson vintage. I’m starting to believe this girl is Nick Fury’s niece or something, she might as well be a spy for all we know.
And even tho Flash only wears Polo Ralph Lauren and Lacoste, Peter has more variety (and quantity) in his wardrobe than him. And Sony really had to give Flash, Peter and May practically the same phone with the same brand; the product placement is always a funny thing lmao
The accurate ones for me are: 1. Black Panther wardrobe section and 2. Tony Stark. The less expensive thing I’ve seen Tony buy was Burger King.
Maybe because I know a lot about brands and I’m into fashion that I see this as bizarre. Btw, this just a fun observation, it’s not something serious (leaving this just in case).
Spider-Man, but make it Breakfast Club
Spideys a lucky guy
happy ffwf @ambivalentmarvel!! if i could write a remix of my fics, i think i’d do one of “There’s a Fine, Fine Line” because i had SO many moments that didn’t make the final cut, lmao. i’d definitely write like a “missing scene” type fic that would include a parent night sort of thing and/or an awards ceremony where flash’s parents don’t show as well as a science fair where flash is basically miserable because he’s not having fun, everything that’s there doesn’t interest him but he’s putting on airs for whichever parent is attending, and tony shows up for peter (obv) but ends up chatting with flash about art/art history (and ideally i’d think of some kind of research possibility that tony introduces to flash and it’s kind of a lightbulb going off for him,, like tony explains how his parents’ conception of research might be statistical and scientific but flash’s doesn’t have to be and flash has a Moment about all the possibilities he can explore).
the first spidey film i ever watched was the amazing spider-man, and i’m sure that most (if not all) of the people who watched it came out of the viewing with at least some appreciation for flash thompson
unfortunately they decided to cut all of flash’s scenes in the final product of the amazing spider-man 2, but flash still had an amazing (hehe) character arc in the first film
here’s flash after beating up peter for stepping in to help a fellow classmate (you notice gwen’s expression?? i love her):
and then uncle ben dies. flash comes up to peter and says this:
“hey, come on, man. i just wanna talk… [flash pats peter on the back. peter shoves him up against the lockers] it feels better, right? [peter lets go, begins to cry] look, your uncle died. i’m sorry. i get it. i’m sorry. okay?“
flash even becomes a huge fan of spider-man, despite spidey being very unpopular in the public’s eye (especially with the cops - flash’s dad is a cop), and even kind of a friend of peter’s
flash thompson is (canonically) physically abused by his father. he lives near peter parker in forest hills and is also shown to be near the poverty line. the mcu made flash thompson an asshole version of harry osborn. wealthy and his father doesn’t pay attention to him
they did make flash a person of color in the mcu, which is cool. but if they don’t give him a redemption arc, then it’s yuck
and those are my thoughts on flash thompson, one of my favorite supporting spidey characters, and a character they ruined in the mcu
Pairing: Peter Parker x Flash’s sister!reader
Requested by @forlaughingoutl0ud : Peter has a crush on you, despite how much your brother torments him
Flash was known to torment Peter.
You, being Flash’s sister, were known to defend Peter from your brothers antics.
“Morning, Penis Parker.” Flash came up to Peter at his locker. “What did you have for breakfast this morning? Food stamps?”
Before Peter could respond, you appeared behind Flash and grabbed his ear.
“Ow! Ow ow ow ow!” He whined as you pulled him by the ear, dragging him away from Peter. Peter watched you with a smile as you dragged your brother away.
“Let’s go.” You sighed. “If you’re late to homeroom, Mrs. Weiss is gonna send a note home. Again.”
Is this me having my own spider man au thing if you wanna know about it let me know the art was done by me tho I did use some templates and stuff.
The characters in my photos are
Agent Venom (Flash Thompson) commission by none other than Tony Moore!