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[xant-tdype]

Mikey: As your best friend—

Draken: Mitsuya is my best friend.

Mikey, holding a knife: As your best friend—

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[remremmm]

Kokonoi: Pick a card, any card.

Inui: Fine.

Kokonoi: Wait, that's my credit card!

Inui: You said any card.

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[chifuyuangry]

Inupi: hanagaki do you prefer breasts or thighs?

Takemichi: I prefer personality better.

Chifuyu: that’s nice and all partner, but unfortunately we can’t have personality for dinner.

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[theghooligan]

chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:

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[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#27 The Blessings

Mikey & Draken, debriefing the Toman: Alright, listen up, you little fuckers-

Mikey & Draken: Not you, Takemichi & Y/n, you two are a blessing and we're all thrilled you're here

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[gabytodd]

[haruchiyo’s first day as a lawyer]

judge: so, who will you be representing, mr. sanzu?

haruchiyo, throwing up gang signs: the streets, your honor.

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[youatemylollipop]

Y/N: Watch the cylinder.

*Kisaki deadpans, but doesn’t say anything.*

Y/N: Now close your eyes and then take off your glasses.

Kisaki: Yeah, no.

Y/N: Just take them off.

Kisaki *taking off his glasses: Fine, I took off my glasses. Now what?

Y/N: Open your eyes.

Kisaki: …

Y/N: Where’s the cylinder?

Kisaki *growing slightly fed up: You just placed it somewhere else. There is no magic behind it.

Y/N: Now, where are your glasses?

Kisaki *hearing Hanma cackling in the distance: Motherfuu—

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[zanashair]

7:40AM in the kitchen of The Haitani Brothers House

Rindou, seen that y/n had woken up: Good morning.

Ran, still in a half asleep state: Good morning sleepy head...

Y/n, doesn't respond: *Walks into the kitchen and took a sip of water*

Y/n, standing there in silence: ...Lobotomy.

Rindou: You woke up and decided that "lobotomy" would be your first word today? unbelievable.

thought of this while i was pissing :)

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[naehja]

Izana: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Shion: Mochi: Rindou: Ran: WE are the best thing that's ever happened to you? Izana: Yes! Rindou: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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[katsune-nya]

Y/N: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Mikey: It was autocorrect.

Y/N: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Mikey: Yes.

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[highpri3stess]

The police: *at their wit ends with a megaphone* Young man, someone rejecting you is not the end of the world. Please step away from the ledge.

Shion: *sobbing* If y/n doesn't love me what's the point of living?

Izana: *whispers* I have an idea officer, give me the megaphone.

Izana: *gets the megaphone*

Izana: Do a flip

Kakucho: *snatching the megaphone* Absolutely do not do that Shion! GET AWAY FROM THE LEGDE-

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[xant-tdype]

Sanzu: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!

Sanzu: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*

Sanzu: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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[remremmm]

Rindou: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Kakucho: What? No, I—

Sanzu: *enters room*

Rindou: *jaw clenches*

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[chifuyuangry]

Chifuyu: I have a bad feeling about this.

Hakkai: what do you mean?

Chifuyu: don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Hakkai: …no?

Chifuyu: that actually explains so much.

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[moonie-moon-o7]

Tenjiku Incorrect quotes

You: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Ran: Wow, I've gotta hear this. You: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Rindo: You forgot pride. You: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

You, turning to Hanma: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

You: You know what I’ve realized? Kakucho: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? You: Nice try, anyways-

You: Hey besties- Izana: Die. You: What did I do to you-

You: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Kakucho: what did you think a tiger shark was?

You: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Mochizuki: Hey, aren’t you the newbie? You: You a cop? Mochizuki: No. You: Then yes, I am.

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[luxthestrange]

TOKREV Incorrect quotes#24 His favorite seat

In a Toman Meeting

Mikey: If only there were somewhere I could sit...

Y/n*points at an empty chair*

Mikey*kicks the chair over* I wonder where I could sit...

Y/n*sighs and motions toward lap*

Mikey*sits on your lap* I knew you’d catch on!~

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