dark kermit memes to tell you… do it… read the comics… I mean idk man matt’s currently living his best life with no memory and he’s a soft priest who runs a group home, and tony’s gone full tilt 2000s rom com and is fake married trope to emma frost to take down a mutual enemy but Local Soft Boy might be catching real feelings 👀
in the last few years… do not read hawkeye freefall unless you want to get Very Mad at clint about suddenly being ronin again and us never talking about it ever again even though he stabbed steve???? slott’s iron man gave us tony/janet which was a blessing, and then cantwell gave us tony/patsy which was a fuckin nightmare… idk I could ramble about comics a lot but DOOOOOOOOOO IT. as someone who fell out of love with the MCU… the comics, man. comic tony stark will break your heart. I love him so much 😭
every time one of you tells me about comic events i do feel like i am going insane but also this sounds so fun, i did hear about the tonyemma fake married situation via mutuals posting on twitter & was without context delighted what is going ON in comics. he is a priest??? clint STABBED STEVE my friend steve????? COMICS.....oh no i'm tempted hm
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Hank will see a super hero with the name “[something] Man” ask if anyone else is going to make them their boyfriend and not wait for an answer. Emma better watch out
Real as hell. He just likes men I suppose. Also your ask made me remember that TonyEmma is a thing, I was sitting here like "Cyclops Man? Did I miss something?". Hank did try to kill Tony pretty early on in his career so I dunno how that would turn out but maybe we need some toxic yaoi in the mix of the actually good and almost healthy (almost being the operative word) dynamics he has with Bobby and Simon.
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616 tonyemma are great cuz together they have too much ults!tony energy
rmember when tony and emma were fighting during avengers vs xmen and the narration called it “the most expensive punch thrown ever” or something LMAO
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SHIPPING INFO !! ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG.
WHAT IS YOUR OTP FOR YOUR CHARACTER?:
if you guessed stevetony, surprise! grab yourself a gold star from the sticker sheet. i mean it’s obviously not my only ship, buckytony is practically tied at this point for it (thanks winter soldier 2018 and dean, it’s all your fault). i was on the tonyfelicia train before that last issue of black cat came out, my main crossover ship for him is completely out of the blue (rj maccready, listen, it happened, i can explain to you how it happened, it’s a very tearful tale of miscommunication and awkwardness and the end of the world), i can see a lot of potential ships, maybe, where he’d settle in and do fine with it. but my main ship for him is tony/being happy and loved and safe, which is really the only otp for him that matters to me at all. is he happy? does he feel safe? does he feel loved (at least part of the time because god if he doesn’t have massive self image issues)? then we’re good to go.
WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO WRITE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?:
my main goal here, which probably sounds stupid but whatever, is to give tony healthy relationships that he can grow in to balance out the shitty ones he’s had in canon. it’s why i’m not here for toxic ships for him, it’s been the majority of what his love life has been. i’m also not a fan of angst for the sake of angst with no resolution. back to that whole no toxic ships thing. it wears me down, guys. angst with a purpose is great. angst just to make myself mad is not my thing, especially since there are things that will be inherently touchy because of tony’s history. basically what i want are ships where he can develop and maybe start to feel comfortable enough to let the masks down, not things that will put them back up. so no, not happy fluff all the time, but if there’s gonna be drama, i’d rather it not be the kind i can picture in a high school relationship. there’s enough possible friction with tony as is that i don’t need to manufacture it.
HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?:
typically...i don’t even consider a ship with a character under 25. closer to 30 and above is actually better, usually, because honestly, tony’s not some twenty-something. with tony i’m not super comfortable, usually, with large age gaps. he’s in his early 40s, for him someone closer to his age and maturity level (which is more mature than i’m betting most people think) is better. tony needs an equal partner with some life under their belt, you get me? he’s a lot to handle, not just because he likes to barrel ahead and do what he wants to do anyway because he’s stubborn and thinks he always knows best (which is a thing that has to be negotiated and stood firm about), but because he comes with some issues and trauma from past relationships. he’s not some squeaky playboy that’s never had a relationship, he’s been abused, he’s been used, he’s been cheated on, and he’s been hurt. a lot.
ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?
yeah, i’d say i’m very selective. i don’t say this to like...discourage people from it, like, at all. by all means, i’m all ears to possible ships. but i like there to be a basis for a ship? some interaction that’s platonic? to see how they click first. and also i really, really prefer it to be a thing where we talk about it. i’m gonna use mala and dean as examples here, but. we have such detailed headcanons and shit because we actually talk about shit. there’s a lot of stupid what if scenarios that get passed around. also i have a habit of sticking to one or two portrayals for it. mostly because tony’s wrapped around those like a squid and i can’t pry him off. but also because i’d rather have fewer, very well developed ships than a bunch. shipping’s not my main goal, i’m just here to write for my idiot spam in a can.
HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED NSFW?
my rule of thumb is that if it’ll get censored on network television, it goes behind a readmore. will there be things of that nature on this blog - of course there will be, i think it’s fairly obvious tony is a huge fan of sex. it’s the casual stuff he sucks at.
WHO ARE OTHER THE CHARACTERS YOU SHIP YOUR CHARACTER WITH?:
in marvel specifically? i can squint and see peter quill and tony maybe having a thing with the right development. doomtony, but don’t @ me i don’t want to hear it. tonyemma honestly - but i can’t say one way or another if it would ever be more than fwb. tonyrhodey is another big one. really it’s less for me about general characters and more about individual chemistry between portrayals.
DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?:
i’d uh. appreciate it? bascially don’t assume because you rp x, y, or z it means you get a ship. like i said before, i kind of stick to one or two portrayals per character with this kind of thing and also depend heavily on chemistry. if there’s nothing there, there’s nothing there, and i’d rather it not be pushed on me without discussion and some feeling things out.
ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?:
more or less. ships aren’t the end all be all for me, but they’re nice to have. i like to watch tony grow when he has a safe place he feels loved and doesn’t feel the need to put on the song and dance all the time.
ARE YOU MULTISHIP?:
to a degree? like i have ships i’m super attached to, can’t imagine shipping with another version, and others i’d like to try out. i’m not single ship, but i’m picky, so take that as you will.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?:
it’s less that and more which ships are my favorites that i have and the answer is all of them, because they’re all unique. fe is a good one to see where his morals and emotions come into conflict with one another, to a degree. mac is about hope for a future he hadn’t wanted. steve and tony are...well. steve and tony, it’s seeing that requited and seeing them just naturally move into that next stage of their relationship going forward. bucky’s all about healing. i like themes.
FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?:
send me a meme, come talk to me in ims or disco, whatever, but let me know so we can talk about it and see if anything’s there.
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