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um um top 5 fics? (other people’s)(megop if you want smthn more specific but doesn’t have to be)
^ Me diving into my bookmarks to dig up only the finest, filthiest robot kink fic imaginable. Beautiful art below the cut.
#5: Belong To You by AndromedaPrime — MegOP, Cyberverse, E, breeding/cumflation/pregnancy kink, them being generally soft and silly. Never fails to knock me on my ass <3
#4: Flash Point by lastSaskatchewanPirate — MegOP, IDW(?), E, mating cycles/in heat breeding fic character study???? made me go fucking insane and feral for like a week
#3: Treading Water by goresque — Rung/Megatron/Rodimus, IDW, E, BDSM/Master/Daddy kink. NOT MEGOP???? I know, I know, but This fic, this fucking fic, holy fucking shit. I adooooore realistic BDSM. Honestly the entire series this fic is from is a gold mine, but this fic especially is one I treasure because it's messy and mistakes are made and people get hurt. You so rarely see people writing BDSM scenes going wrong and this one is done with such immense love and care.
#2: Waiting at Eternity's Edge by Silver_setting_sun — MegOP, IDW, E, set in a universe where both Megatron and Optimus are exiled from Cybertron in the aftermath of the war. This fic was a spiritual journey and a love letter of characterization that I hardly noticed the sex. Absolutely fascinating, rewarding, and fulfilling.
#1: Pay Unto Evil by lord_squiggletits (megatrons_mouth_laser) — MegOP, IDW (again, wow) & Shattered Glass, M, set in a universe where the Shattered Glass Autobots get swapped with IDW1's Autobots during the height of their respective wars. Literally one of the most gorgeous stories about healing, ethics, recovery, redemption, and restorative justice we've ever read.
#tl;dr why do idw fic authors go so fucking hard#megop#megarungrod#fic rec#transformers#skeletons answer#thanks for asking friend!!#top 5 ask game
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top 5 races you ever watched and why
5.Mexico 2023
Beginning of Lestappengate madness, Charles and Max being our evil villains taking out the home favourite, the SF-23 somehow being....faster with a broken front wing. These were great vibes.
4. Jeddah 2024
Ollie debut! Immaculate Ferrari vibes! Ollie Bearman finishing ahead of Lando and Lewis! There's nothing else to say, this was such a fun race to watch and makes me so excited for the future of Ferrari.
3. Zandvoort 2023
Peak chaos, I loved it. There was no certainty, everyone was moving up and down and up and down and just trying to keep their cars on track. Most random podium ever. Strangest strategy calls. Alex Albon leading on like 40 lap old hards. Poor Liam Lawson was wondering whether he woke up in a nightmare. THIS is peak F1.
2. Las Vegas 2023
LOVED this race. Charles was peak Charles Leclerc in this one, if he hadn't been stuck in the SF-23 he would've won this by an easy mile. If there hadn't been the safety car, Charles would've also won this one! Only time in the 2023 season Red Bull was overtaken on pure pace. It's a masterclass.
1.Spa 2023
Personal favourite, but it's the first one I ever watched live actually tuned in to everything going on and how things worked. I watched Canada, Austria, Silverstone but that was with friends and I wasn't fully switched on so this was the first time I actually realised how FUN this sport is. Max's drive up from P6 was also jaw-dropping to watch.
send me a category and i'll give you my top 5
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Top 5 literary works written before the 21th century
I'll answer with my faves so this is highly subjective of course:
Les Miserables because I would have been someone else if I hadn't read that book at 14
The Great Gatsby because we stan delusional men with a pretty smile trying to repeat the past
Le Cousin Pons because old gay neurodivergent artists doomed by the narrative
For Whom the Bell Tolls because I need a room full of health care specialists before even attempting to talk about that book
Ninety-three (Hugo) because I cried for a week after finishing it
#i have never seriously delved into my jay gatsby brainrot on this blog#you have no idea how far I can go#also i'm not including greek literature here#classical or modern#that would take all five tbh#anonymous#ask game#top 5 ask game#les miserables#the great gatsby#le cousin pons#for whom the bell tolls#ninety three#quatrevingt-treize
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Top 5… superbat moments 🫡
Lorrrrrd. You’s asking the moron who still hasn’t read the (or any) comicsssss, I’m sorryyyy. I’ll do my best from memory here. Please keep in mind that I’ve just.. yaknow.. absorbed most of these via tumblr osmosis teehee :3
1. When Clark brought Bruce to the Lazarus pit to be resurrected (or healed?) because he couldn’t lose his husband 🥺
2. When Clark smashed down a door and did the little bow thing to let Bruce go through first (a true gent)
I’VE SPENT NEARLY AN HOUR TRYING TO FIND THIS GIF CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP I AM GETTING FRUSTRATED 😭 you know the scene I’m referencing tho
3. When Bruce sacrifices himself / “dies” and Clark goes berserk on Lex unf good stuff (someone photoshop husband where it says best friend, they made a typo)
4. When they’re locked in the box together and Bruce has to pull kryptonite shrapnel out of Clark 😭❤️
Honestly just this entire movie
5. That scene with Bruce banging on the door in World’s Finest comic where he’s yelling that Clark is counting on him (hmnnnng my heart)
Bonus gifs because I make the rules:
#thank yooooou#see? I totally pay attention#don’t mind that I see all these through shipper eyes teehee#mishask#top 5 ask game#listen I found these images by googling because I’m on my phone#image heavy#long post#superbat
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top 5 favorite kinds of birbs!
oh!!! :D
5. western plantain eater (it's so cute)
4. lark (bc it reminds me of the piece)
3. peregrin falcon
2. osprey
PUFFIN
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top 5 maisie songs :)
1 architecture
2 glowing review
3 villain
4 wendy
5 place we were made
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Top 5 fictional characters
oooooooh that's exciting
Howl Movingcastle (née Pendragon)
Astarion :')
Brienne of Tarth
Jude Duarte
Essek Thelyss
Ask me my top 5 things!
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Top 5 foolish supplicants, hoping to turn their enemies strategies and weapons against them
The scheming prince, dreaming of regal glory.
The desperate strategist, jumping at any chance to avoid an inevitable defeat.
The scholar, starry-eyed at the grandeur of the mechanisms of the world.
The sin-eater, convinced that by damning themselves they can save the ones they care about most.
The prodigal, grasping at the patronage of something vast for the power they need to escape their circumstances and inheritance.
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Top 5 whumpees
YESSSSS, thank you for enabling me!!!
1. Barry Allen my beloved blorbo. Doesn’t need an explanation lmao. He is literally everything to me and I have greatly enjoyed destroying his life :D
2. Sam Winchester. This man is a whump GOLDMINE, I mean he was literally tortured in hell for (estimated) 200 years. Also his whumper is the absolute worst.
3. Hiccup Haddock. Just look at him. Also his two main whumpers are super obsessed with him and that’s probably my favorite kind (creepy/intimate whumpers)
4. Shawn Spencer. He gets shot and kidnapped in an episode and that is ofc my favorite episode. Also he’s always getting into situations. Please torture this man.
5. Ezra Bridger. This kid has some of the best whump fics I’ve read (especially this one and the entire series that comes with it)
#asks#negative-speedforce#top 5 ask game#ask game answers#barry allen#sam winchester#hiccup haddock#shawn spencer#ezra bridger#whump#blorbo#blorbos
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Top 5 ASOIAF locations!
ooh i love this one. ill be honest the gothic castles are the peak for me but ill actively try to not just make this just castles
harrenhal--doomrot bloodcurse intergenerational feudal-gothic poisoned castle of all time. everything comes back to harrenhal. the boltons the lannisters aemond and daemon the tourney at harrenhal everything. she is literally the nexus, the swirling eye of all westeros
2. winterfell. enough said
3. braavos. the only place on planetos thats ok to live in as a commoner sorry but it's true
4. lorath. braavos might hit the quality of life leaderboards but lorath's got the funky deep-ones lore that just hits.
5. white harbor. i know this is pretty much a nothing location that we get for all of a single davos chapter but "she smells the way a mermaid ought to smell. she smells of the sea" was just toooo compelling the first time i read it not to put it up here.
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Top 5 Dp x DC fics 👀
Top 5 DP X DC fics
Bus to Nowhere by foldingfacets and Frozen Fangs by KiltedGuy
2) Lazaras Green Eyes by Keetajet
3) Clockwork's Children by Genuka
4) Ghosts? As my therapy animals? More likely than you think. by bamboozledegale
5) I Just Wanna Talk by foldingfacets
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Top 5 sailor moon Headcanons?
The Silver Crystal is sentient is has been helping Usagi throughout her journey.
Sailor Cosmos is the ultimate form of Usagi.
Setsuna/Sailor Pluto is a demigoddess and the daughter of the god Chronos (the “related to Chronos” part is canon, it’s never specified if she’s a goddess).
Sailor Venus and Sailor Ceres, the respective leaders of their teams protecting their princesses, share hair colors with the princesses so they can act as decoys/body doubles.
Setsuna, who wants to be a designer, designs and makes some of her own clothes.
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top 5 ways to bite
There's not a ton of variation in technically outside front-mouth vs back-mouth but i''l see what I can come up with
1. Mid-mouth bite, with whipping head motions
This hurts. This hurts a lot. By mid-mouth i mean you want to get to the frontmost molars but not the back- a gripping bite and one that takes a substantial amount of flesh into it. This is my alltime favorite and the one I do to myself most often because it leaves the best lingering sensations.
2. Very-front mouth, with minimal head motions and sawing jaw motion
Like a little pinch with your teeth, basically. Not likely to do much damage, though you can break the skin like this. Best in places with loose/stretchy skin, like tits or the backs of hands or the insides of arms. Good way to manage itchiness if you aren't fond of scratching with fingernails for any reason.
3. Far back mouth without associated head motions
The good old "finger cruncher". Whatever you're biting already basically has to be in your mouth but it's so satisfying. Not something to do to yourself because it's the most fun when you can just full-power CRONCH, so some points deducted dor the fact that I never get to masochist on myself by doing it to my own hands unless I'm cool with persistent bruise-induced joint pain for the next several days and struggling to hold pencils.
4. Middle-mouth light bite without associated head motion
Aka the "nomf". Not going to bruise or break skin, but still enough to hurt a little. The kind of bite I give other people unless they ask me to bite them harder. Basically just a hickey with extra steps.
5. Mid-mouth with sawing jaw motions and slow head pulling motions
I eat too much shitty meat. This is the "your food is too tough to eat like this and look normal about it but you don't have a knofe" bite. Great for cutting through rough meal stuff. Not so great for doing to people but biting is a multipurpose activity.
Genuinely interesting question! Thanks for playing :D
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top 5 characters who were betrayed
oohhhhh this is a fascinating one 👀
5. n pokemon
4. dimitri
3. byleth
2. ryunosuke
bvz
elaborations below the cut. (dgs spoilers included)
n pokemon. it's been a while since i played this game but. i remember feeling so heartbroken for him. he was used by ghetsis or w/e his name is.
dimitri. i mean. 'is this some kind of twisted joke' basically sums it up.
speaking of which. byleth. they are betrayed by edeIgard in most routes. i have more thoughts but it would get me skewered by the fandom
DGS SPOILERS!!!!!!
ryunosuke i feel like was betrayed by lots of ppl, but... especially kazuma. his own best friend lied to him and used him.
bvz. ok so he wasn't really betrayed by genshin necessarily (i suppose you could argue this but w/e) but i would argue he was still betrayed by stronghart and even others who were helping stronghart. he was so betrayed that he cut out everyone in his life for ten years and couldn't trust a single person. betrayal literally ruined his life. completely changed him. i find it fascinating.
i am sure i will think of more characters later and be like 'DAMN WHY DIDN'T I PUT ___'
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Top 5 outfits you wanna see Gojo or Geto in
I used to pray for times like this! Look at God. Won’t he do it?
*Ahem* You know I can’t choose between literally me and my husband so I have to do both.
Ladies first:
Geto
0-Birthday suit
1-5
Gojo
Here you go!
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Top 5 fanfics (that you have read)!
Oh my goodness, this is both going to be very silly but also very revealing lmao. I'm sorry they're not bg3!! I am saving up my big fandom deep dive for when my wips are finished.
Every letter that you write me by othellia (Spike/Buffy) - I love soulmate AUs generally but this was the first fanfic I literally ever read. It updated for the first time in 3yrs a week after I read it so I got the full serotonin experience instantly and I was hooked.
Pride by astolat (Jaime/Cersei/Brienne) - look. I am a Jaime/Brienne shipper at heart. But this is so hot, ok. It had no right being this hot!
The Crown of the Summer Court by astolat (Merlin/Arthur). I never watched Merlin and as such am not a Merthur shipper. I enjoyed this fic for the same reason I enjoy Emily Wilde - well written faerie shit.
Beholding the GDPR by shinyopals (The Magnus Archives) - look. I love fanfic. Sometimes fanfic is about romance, sometimes it's about sex. Sometimes, it's about institutionalising data protection laws at your eldritch workplace. This is, in my honest opinion, one of the best examples of what fic is capable of (and at one point, GDPR was literally my job so-)
A Convenient Arrangement by DemonSaya (Jareth/Sarah) - fake dating forced proximity done so well. Also really big shout out to Come As You Aren't by PaintedGlass bc also... hot.
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