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plainselfraisingflour · 2 months

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It's a plan:

- get a pixie cut when my hair reaches 36cm (currently at 31cm - probably June or July before I can donate and cut my hair).

- I have enrolled in my librarian course. I need to actually start it and continue it.

- I need to visit the library and make connections with staff to be able to have some sort of in to do placement.

- I want to reinvent my style of clothing, in a sustainable way though.

- become a beekeeper when I retire.

- get pregnant and have a baby after my sister's wedding.

- travel a whole bunch: overseas, all the states in Australia, hiking.

#plans #a whole bunch #watching grace and frankie #getting day drunk #start a family #yayyyyy #apiary #beekeeper #librarian #try to be professional

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tawnyevergreen · 3 months

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Bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk

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taxinealkaloids · 1 year

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i love the tower princes. i love that there’s absolutely no way in hell that this friendship is even remotely good for either of them. love that they assuredly are making each other SO much worse with every second they spend together.

#tlt #the locked tomb #ntn spoilers #my art #anyway ever think about how the empire of the nine houses is pretty much singlehandedly being run by ianthe #and not only are the 2 people who are supposed to outrank her no help at all #they're actually actively detrimental to the empire's functioning as they are both deep in their depression spirals #and won't stop trying to start the apocalypse like they wanna start the apocalypse so BAD!! and ianthe doesn't even want to #be saving the world. girl wants to be villainous. she's stopping the apocalypse with an air of 'UGH i have to do EVERYTHING around here'#you really can't blame her for needing a chew toy. luckily kiriona is right there and she's basically a professional chew toy.#she's used to it. who knows what she'd even do with herself if no one was chomping on her. so it works out!! (not)

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chuluoyi · 2 months

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I think about pregnant y/n is nervous after doctor tells them how to make the labor easy later : doing the deed often, but y/n is insecure with her body and satoru's opinion about it..

Just having baby fever, please bare with me, chuu :(

satoru knows it way before your doctor tells him. from the internet. he actually looks it up bc on one night, his urges are just... raging.

it’s going to help you get into the labor and it’s going to make him feel good. a win-win solution—satoru will absolutely do it with you, no questions asked. he still finds you so undeniably attractive it’s actually a surprise.

but you…

“no, satoru. it’s strange—”

“what’s strange?”

“i’m so big already… it’s hard for you to position yourself—”

“honey, you’re going to ride me. i’m not pining you underneath me and crushing our baby.”

“but…”

now he knows. it’s not that. it’s your insecurities. you have always thought that now you aren’t as attractive, and satoru is determined to bend your thoughts otherwise.

“you’re beautiful.”

you look up to him, taken aback by surprise.

he places a hand on your protruding belly. “don’t ever think for one second that you’re not. seeing you all full like this—with our baby, how can i find you less than beautiful?”

“but i’m fat—”

he leans in and shuts you up with a kiss. “shh… even if you are, i don’t care. i still have wet dreams about you like this you know. i love seeing you all round with the baby. makes me think about putting in another in you.”

and you know the rest. that night, you’re riding him, and he loses it so hard when seeing how you bounces up and down on him.

and a few days later, after several nightly sessions…

“satoru… i think i’m having—ah… contractions…”

yeah, just like they said... it speeds up the labor indeed.

#no worries nonnie…. because i too stand whipped!gojo for pregnant!reader🤧#but please don’t try this at home :’))#you have to be cleared by medical professionals🥹#—chu’s mailbox 📬#—headcanons☁️#18+ only #𝑙��𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠

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radicalfemimist · 29 days

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I don’t think we as a society talk nearly enough about how intricately connected cats and women are. cats are associated with women so heavily, not just in English but in other languages as well. the stereotype of the ‘crazy cat lady’, the fact words to refer to cats are often also used to refer to female genitalia, ‘cat fight’, ‘catty’, etc.

Cats have suffered alongside women, too, which is not something I have seen brought up. Cats were targeted during the Witch Hunts as well, and suffered similar fates as the women they hunted. During this time, cats were nearly driven to extinction, and the mice and rat population go out of control— which is believed to have heavily contributed if not outright caused one of the most famous plagues.

To this day, I think we need to analyze if it’s truly a coincidence that cats are often portrayed as mean or uncaring because they do not behave the same way as dogs— “man’s best friend”— that their boundaries are violated for fun and then people criticize the cat for reacting, for self-defense. They will mutilate a cat so it cannot defend itself, and then abandon it when it is understandably upset, when it can no longer feel safe.

If you look at the statistics, more cats enter animal shelters than dogs, and tend to stay for longer. Personally, my local humane societies seem to have almost exclusively cats. In part, this is because cats are more effective at reproducing than dogs, and there are very little if any resources dedicated to to TNR. This is also because people will not spay/neuter their cats, and then will abandon the cat and/or just the kittens.

I do not think it is entirely coincidental that cats are so heavily associated with women, and they are villainized for not being dogs. That dogs are called “man’s best friend”, but somehow that does not mean cats are called “women’s best friend”— instead diamonds are, for whatever reason, despite women’s shared history with cats, and shared experience of being villainized for having boundaries. They are made the villain for being cats instead of dogs, they are called uncaring and “assholes” because the way they show love is not identical to the way a dog does.

I feel like there is no way it is entirely coincidental, the way cats are hated and the way they are so heavily associated with women, with females.

#mim’s ramblings #this is a topic I feel more confident speaking on as cats are something I ‘study’#granted there’s not exactly a college course dedicated to cats so not //professionally//#tw animal cruelty #I do try and speak vaguely about the animal cruelty as it is an upsetting topic

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ghostbsuter · 15 days

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The reason Danny– and in turn, Phantom - nearly dropped kicked Wes into the sun was, because the ginger believes that Bruce Wayne is batman.

Batman.

And with that, the entire family of Mr Wayne being the batcrew.

Them.

Which was ridiculous, Danny watched this week's episode of "keeping up with the waynes", he's seen Mr Wayne in a bathrobe, trying to drink his omelette and his children being absolute chaos gremlins.

These people could NOT be the batman and Co. Of Gotham.

#he doesnt BELIEVE SHIT #dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #danny and sam have SEEN TIM DRAKE TRY AND FAIL TO SIT STRAIGHT #this teen keels over 24/7 #poor alfred is professional as always and is hokding up the manors sanity alone #they saw dick destiry a chandelier just for the clip #and damian sulk because his cat liked duke more ta the mkment #or cassandra spook the videoman #steph has bombed the camera in glitter psin fo often its hilarious

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chalkrub · 3 months

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linocuts from recently :^)

#my art #linocut #printmaking #monster art #cat #sorry i will post more art i was working on an undisclosed contest. that may or may not have something to do with pocket monsters #also i was trying to think of how to open commissions #again. i will be opening commissions NEXT WEEK i'm forcing myself to it's ridiculous how long i've put it off!!#anyway i love linocut. im trying to be more adventurous by doing whole scenes like with the unicorn #i will get better....i will become a professional artist....amen

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doydoune · 5 months

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it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

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provider-of-guardians · 5 months

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Btw all you wholesome people that go on about finding whimsy and joy in the world have infected me to the point that I said stuff like that to my actual boss. He was ranting about people making the world sound so full of despair and I honest to God told my boss

"But there's like, soup. How can the world be so full of despair when there's soup in it"

And he agreed btw

#he sounded confused initially #at what I said #he was like 'what??'#and I was like 'there's soup tho 👉👈'#and he sounded like he was gonna cry with laughter at the wholesomeness of it as he agreed with me #I was gonna go on about ducks and other things but I got hung up on just saying soup fjdakfjal #h elp #provider of ramblings #I try to be more reserved and professional sounding in my workspace but man that one slipped out XDD

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horreurscopes · 8 months

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my guy pretty like a girl & he got fight stories to tell; i see both sides like chanel

#death note #horreurart #mello dn #near dn #mihael kheel #nate river #meronia #mellonear #TWO THINGS: 1. here. have a kind of failed attempt but ultimately a step in the right direction re: letting go of art #look how uuuhhhhh i barely even shaded anything <- trying really hard to loosen the grip i have on professionalism and finished illustratio #THE OTHER THING: at this point i feel the need to explain the reason why these anime boys have me by the throat is because me n the bestie #decided to rp them on a whim. and now we are in too deep. this isn't any less embarrassing #but it DOES add context #caption is frank ocean 's chanel. it almost was STEAM BOTH SIDES OF THE L but i refrained because it was too funny and ruined the vibe #<- bravely killed darlings. anyway i listened to chanel a lot drawing this i'd like to think the vibe transfered.#in my mind they feel the same

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months

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Been thinking about the X-Files recently. A show I have a hazy, but fond memory of.

#the x files #x files #fox mulder #dana scully #poorly drawn x files #is this going to be a thing? maybe?#iirc: The x-files is about two FBI agents who are trying so hard to be professional and not fall in love. And everything is a conspiracy.#...It *has* been nearly a decade since I saw the x files. I think I'd have a hard time rewatching for a few reasons but I did enjoy it.#This was initially just a work doodle I wasn't going to clean up #but the amount of x-files fans that Ive seen about + Lazycranberryart's wangxian x-files art got my brain too fired up.#Mulderscully vibes are like: "I'm her silly rabbit. she doesn't call me that outloud. But I believe in my heart it's true.'#Its about having faith and trust in each other! They might not always agree either but they have each other's backs!#Scully is 100% the one that kills the spiders in the relationship. Mulder wants to rescue them but his ideals aren't strong enough #Girl Daddy and Baby Girl Boy. That's who they are to me.

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cocozydiaries · 1 month

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with the way some people talk about shifting… idk maybe they should just consider roleplaying instead

#reality shift #shiftblr #shifting #shifting realities #reality shifters #reality shifting #desired reality #shifters #like i dont know if they realise it’s real #real people real lives #maybe consider that you’re not actually trying to shift #you just like imagining stuff #professional yapping preaches

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royalarchivist · 2 months

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I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

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