(chainsmoking desperately) and another thing. the kevjean storyline makes all during/post-canon kandreil funnier. imagine you have been in love with a man for four years of your life but you convince yourself it doesn’t matter because he is straight and then you find out he does like men. men under 6ft. men with psych ward records. men wanted by the fbi. men who speak quebecois french. wouldn’t you just kill yourself. then you realize you can’t because he made you promise you wouldn’t.
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another doctor department (physiatrist) try play doctor volleyball with me n my PCP was like “i think the fuck not” bless her
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ppl dont know that sammy is part of the once-bald td characters list bc she mentioned that amy once shaved her head so that ppl could tell them apart
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anyway my traumatologist finally let me 2 go back 2 the gym yesterday and boy am i hurting today
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Don't do love,
don't do friends,
I'm only after success. ♫
@delphiniphoenix / like and reblog if you use !
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i drew hinata in this pose and i cant stop laughing at it
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if god had given me the gender of goose from that one pilot movie from ages ago, i wouldn't have to be like this
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Sudden recollection of ocs I was passionate abt in 2016
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Spike that! 18‣ mint choco lovers dream
➤. prev / masterlist / next
#Synopsis➤ There is a reason your team doesn't let Lena spike, its for everyone's safety really. Too bad she doesn't listen and too bad that rule wasn't enough to stop her from accidentally hitting an unsuspecting Huening Kai in the head. But hey, at least it lead to his crush finally noticing him, aka you.
#a/n: sorry this took so long ya girl has zero (0) perception of time this was supposed to be out tuesday. also sorry if you don't like mint choco buuuut this is for hueningkai😁😁 (bonus tweet at the bottom)
➤. taglist[open]: @luvsoobs @zi-ever @iichaeyj @nomniki @josuyay @jaxavance @laylasbunbunny @tyunmylove @rjclouds @breadyuni @lunaavity @galaxyhalloes @millksea @tvun @peachbly @notdrunkbutdazed @curiousgworge @sophhloaff @fairy0fshamp0o @diestheticu @ihoonbrry @bluebearybeom @jinjccns @mikasaredscarf1 @sukunasrealgf @hyyhyuka @gyusbbl @windex-princess-ami @captivq @realexq @luvdokja @bucketofhiros @luvkait @soobsdior @jaycheoluwu @ughnee @txtbrainrot @rich-man-v @silvsie @mingiholic @ineedaherosavemeenow @i-loved-you42
bonus - y/n's full tweet
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me, holding hq!! in my hands: love is stored in the volleyball
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when i get to go work and get verbally accosted by a bunch of middle aged moms
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