#tygermama

[astorytotellyourfriends]

May I ask for 123 - "fuck you" - "when?" with HellCheer? Esp if it's Chrissy saying "when?"

“Fuck you.” “When?” Eddie’s lips curl into a grin as he glances over at Chrissy in the passenger seat. She’s looking back at him with a coy smile, like she knows damn well he was baiting her and now she’s doing it right back. Two can play at this game, it says. “Lemme just find somewhere to pull over,” he says, humming as he turns his attention back to the road ahead. It’s late enough that Eddie can only see as far ahead as his headlights allow. He could easily just drive onto the shoulder and stop the engine without a care in the world. It’s not like Hawkins PD goes out patrolling; everyone knows Callahan parks his cruiser behind the Welcome to Hawkins sign and naps when he’s supposed to be on duty. “I’m waiting,” Chrissy sing-songs, and Eddie looks at her again as he chuckles under his breath. “So sorry, princess,” he replies sarcastically. “I didn’t mean to keep you waiting.” Chrissy giggles as Eddie switches his right foot from the gas to the brake, thinking he’s calling her bluff as he guides the van to the right until it’s out of the road. He shifts into park but leaves the engine on as he twists his body to face Chrissy, but he doesn’t even have the chance to say a word before she’s climbing onto his lap.

She kisses him, effectively cutting off any exclamation that might’ve been on the tip of his tongue, and rolls her hips down into his. It might take a moment or two for Eddie’s brain to catch up, but his dick responds to the friction in a heartbeat. Fuck, she was actually serious! “Baby—” Eddie groans as Chrissy shoves her hands between them to get the fly of his jeans open. “Fuck.” “That’s the idea,” she whispers, kissing his slack mouth before it quirks up into a smirk. “Naughty girl,” he murmurs as he slips his left hand under her ass, lifting her up off of his lap high enough that she almost hits her head on the roof of the van. “Eddie—” she gasps as she abandons her quest to get his dick out of his boxers and presses her hands to the roof of the van to protect herself. “Gonna get us in trouble if we’re caught,” he says as he takes his cock in his right hand, pulling her panties to the side with his left before he guides it inside of her. Chrissy’s eyes flutter closed and she lets out a breathy laugh mixed with a moan as she sinks back down onto his lap. Eddie shifts further down in the driver’s seat as best he can as he grips her hips, keeping his eyes fixed on her face. She opens her eyes a moment later and stares at him with a heated look, clenching around his cock before she lunges forward for another kiss. Eddie matches her feverish want, moaning as he slides one hand up her back and into her hair as she rocks her hips back and forth. There’d be no mistaking what’s going on in the van to any passers-by, not with the desperate pace she’s set that Eddie’s intent on keeping up with. He wants to give her exactly what she wants, he’d give her anything at all just to make her happy. When she breaks away from his mouth to tip her head back and moan, Eddie presses his mouth to her throat and finds himself torn between wanting to mark her up and whisper every dirty little thought that’s running through his head right now. Chrissy chants his name between breathless gasps, her voice getting higher and higher as she uses him for her pleasure. She knows he gets off on being used like this, when she takes control and needs him so bad she can’t wait. All he can do is go along for the ride and hope that he can hold it together long enough that she comes first. Luckily for Eddie, she doesn’t make him wait very long. Her fingers twist and pull his hair as she comes with a desperate cry of his name, and Eddie follows with a low groan into the crook of her neck. He sinks his teeth into her skin as he jerks through the aftershocks, leaving behind a bright red mark when he pulls back. Chrissy slumps back against the steering wheel, jumping a little when she accidentally sets off the horn and Eddie laughs. “Feel better?” he teases as she brushes her bangs out of her eyes. She hums, biting her bottom lip before she gives him a wide smile. “Definitely.”

random writing prompts

#hellcheer #eddissy #chrissy x eddie #hellcheer fanfic #hellcheer prompts #stranger things #stranger things fic #answered #tygermama

[aces-to-apples]

Apples, there seems to be a lot more RvB on my dash today so I must ask - are you back on that bullshit? XD

Asdfghjkl listen listennnnnnnn.

#answered asks #by apples #tygermama #they fuckin got me okay?? my brostie epsilon is back and we're back at the s13 finale and there's a.i. shenanigans going on again #THEY FUCKIN GOT ME THEY GOT ME I'VE BEEN GOT I'VE BEEN H A D

[faeymouse]

Faey - Tron cyber verse vs the Matrix. Not comparing franchises, literally what if the Matrix found Tron et al? Or some such

This concept is so fun, though I know very little about the Matrix movies and their lore — is the Matrix itself it’s own entity? If so I’d imagine Matrix (which is an excellent Grid name tbh) would look really, really cool on the Grid. Probably in some personified Program form, or maybe it would go full MCP.

Neo and Trinity would be absolutely terrifying in the Tron universe. If they’re superpowered in the Matrix, then they could probably wipe out the entire Grid just from breathing a little too hard.

Honestly, though, I’d be scared for the Matrix if a bunch of sentient programs — especially Tron, who likes Users — started propagating in its systems.

#tygermama #tron #the matrix

[yarnnerdally]

Random imagine b/c I have no control over my brain - Sampo putting on a bit of weight, he's still got his muscles, they just got a layer of soft over them and he sees you staring one day and gets self-conscious so you give in to your impulses, tackle him to the bed and blow raspberries on his belly until he's laughing so hard he snorts and he's never self-conscious about it again. (he does express his appreciation at length tho)

SAMPO WITH SLIGHT DAD BOD YES PLEASE I WILL GO FERAL FOR THIS. I want to blow raspberries on it. I want to bite it. Leave a little trail of love bites down and... 👀

... you're right on that poll.

#sampo koski #simping for sampo i suppose #moooootuals #tygermama

[elodieunderglass]

May I request your thoughts on barn owls?

It’s very considerate of them to be so extraordinarily generously shaped that if you are called upon to craft one as a rush job, for someone who needs a barn owl tomorrow, then you can pretty much just stab three colors and four lumps of wool felt together in a hurry, and people will know what you mean by it. This is not a particularly good expression of needle felting or animal gesture, but barn owls have so much morphic wiggle room that you can just pin down a few major points and people will believe the rest. A strange evolutionary adaptation, but I presume they have their reasons for it.

#hello tygermama haven’t heard from you in ages!! hope you’re well

[hellcheer-heaven]

90s!Pregnant Hellcheer - First Kick

Re: your HellCheer pregnancy post - may I suggest that the first time Eddie kneels down to listen to the baby, he gets kicked in the ear? My mom told me I did that to my dad when she was carrying me. XD

@tygermama This is for you. Hope it’s alright and sorry that it took forever to write (and that it’s so short)

Another day, another quiet evening in the Munson home. Wayne had turned in a little early after dinner, leaving his two favorite people in the world outside enjoying the evening sky. The twinkling stars above were beautiful, but truly the the most incredible sight was Chrissy’s growing belly. Twenty-two weeks into her pregnancy and the ultrasound indicated that they were having a girl. A girl? A girl! They couldn’t be happier, this was especially true for Eddie. A decade ago neither of them could have imagined starting a family, yet here they were sitting under the stars after their latest appointment. Chrissy rubbed her growing bump, a pleasant smile across her face. She looked over and saw Eddie vibrating with delight, giggling as he tried to contain his bouncing.

“It’s a girl Chrissy, oh my god it’s a girl!” Eddie stated. “She’s gonna be the most beautiful girl in the world! She’s gonna look just like you!”

Chrissy placed her hand on his shoulder, “And she’ll look like you too, babe.”

The realization hit Eddie like a ton of bricks, “You’re right. She’s gonna look like a mini version of us.” His mind started to visualize their future little one, “She’s gonna have your eyes and nose and your cute ears!”

Chrissy felt her ears warm up, “Eddie she might get your eyes, maybe even your hair.”

He paused for a moment, eyes widening when another thought came up, “Wait, what if she has a blue and a brown eye? Oh my god that would be so cool! Right sweetheart?”

They continued on with their conversation before deciding who they wanted to tell first. It had to be Wayne, he needed to know, but that’ll be for tomorrow morning. For now Chrissy just wanted to rest her tired body upon the bench, smiling as she watched Eddie kneel down before her; rubbing her stomach so soothingly. There he was pressing many, many kisses along her womb, giving extra love to her stretch marks. She ran her lithe fingers through his curls, cradling him closer with nothing but adoration in her eyes.

God she was so warm, so soft, so supple. All he wanted to do was spoil her in everywhere possible, right now this was all that she wanted. Eddie turned his head and placed his ear on her budding flesh. A little sensation gently bumped against him. It happened again and then again.

He couldn’t hold back his tears, “She’s kicking? She’s kicking!”

Chrissy placed her hands on her abdomen, “She’s kicking.” She quickly grabbed Eddie’s hands and fastened them to her as well, “She’s there, Eddie.”

Eddie pressed his lips on her, “Baby, can you hear us in there? Can you hear us sweet, little angel?”

The answer came in another kick. Chrissy couldn’t believe it and neither could Eddie. She wiped away her happy tears, “Oh my god Eddie, she can hear us. Our little girl…”

Eddie leaned up and kissed her, hands still on her belly. They shared a long and affectionate smooch, laughing as the kicks came a little faster.

“Somebody’s jealous,” she chuckled. “Daddy’s little girl.”

He snickered, “Oh stop, I’ll love you both. Always and forever.” One more kiss to Chrissy’s lips and one on her belly. This was the perfect opportunity to practice his dad voice, “Hey, you gotta be nice to mama. Sharing is caring and we share in this house.”

She rolled her eyes, her smile still bright, “Eddie, she’s not even here yet, she doesn’t understand sharing.”

He held his chin, “You’re right. I’ll have to speak to her in a language she understands.” He then cleared his throat and began to imitate an adult in a Peanuts cartoon.

Chrissy let her laughter fill the open space as Eddie continued his best effort to translate his message; hopefully it had gone through.

#hellcheer #munningham #eddissy #chrissy cunningham #eddie munson #chrissy x eddie #eddie x chrissy #hellcheer fan fic #hellcheer fanfiction #hellcheer fanfic #pregnant hellcheer #pregnant

[sa-filonzana]

Masterlist of Reblogs

Humans Are Space Orcs Fics:

Stories:

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/688855777919877120/humans-are-weird-siege-warfare

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/688871385353830400/ts-porter-ts-porter-ts-porter

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/689611820975128576

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/690061018854047744

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/690148827443904512/humans-are-weird-salvage-rights

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/691133719699947521/humans-in-space-are-surprisingly-safe

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/691195424063799297

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/691216145868603392/humans-are-weird-fight-or-flight

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/691308947135758336/human-intelligence

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/691692734890819584/humans-are-weird-the-virtue-of-patience

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/691806225293295616/garcavisconde-an-assembly-had-been-made-a

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692212703372230656

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692316597974695936

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692408067365781504

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692476029818781696

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692485073135632384/humans-are-weird-dangers-of-genetic-modification

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692755352604868608

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692892774786318336

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692950766459158528

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692952561671700480

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/692960711551385600

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693079001512755200/fanfiction-artist-prototype-writing-prompt-s

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693081498366197760/fanfiction-artist-prototype-writing-prompt-s

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693110192167124992/compared-to-the-rest-of-the-galaxy-humans-are

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693121778109841408/enrichment

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693170595042607104/humans-are-weird-teleporter-shenanigans

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693260812895272960/cheeseanonioncrisps-a-lot-of-humans-are-weird

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693311169079967744/cheeseanonioncrisps-imagine-a-group-of-humans

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693404671854985216/humans-are-weird-let-chaos-reign

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693474460883386368/humans-are-weird-salt-the-earth

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693510966762176512/my-favorite-humans-are-space-orcs-idea-is-that

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693563178094837760

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693582312163737600/nightmares

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693633020748513280

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693665099380064256/how-would-aliens-react-to-humans-are-space-orcs

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693704742431539200/tumblunni-batzendrick-updatebug-can-you

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693707257626738688/humans-are-from-a-death-world-they-drink-acid

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693722610202263552/aliens-with-humans

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693729519563046912/garcavisconde-humans-are-called-space-angels

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693737718673522688/humans-are-space-orcs-oxytocin

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693741491398623232/humans-are-space-orcs

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693746254312800256/westbrookwestbooks-swanjolras-gosh-but-like

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693751924671004672/tygermama-bigskydreaming-bigskydreaming

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693770041020334080/obviously-bored-barryiris-jeanpaulfarte-in

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693774869573271552/sateenvarjopoika-okay-i-just-really-want-to

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693829317563695104

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693882159677734913/more-aliens-being-surprised-by-humans-stuff

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693946339398156288/humorsofwinter-fireflyknowles

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693951204465803264

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/693972754781896704/dont-worry-the-human-said-hes-more-afraid

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/694025256540717056

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/694410647863197696/if-i-ever-meet-an-alien-im-making-up-as-much

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/694761714678464512/the-best-part-of-being-human-is-all-the-stuff-you

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/694916476274147328

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695111804758704128

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695432641782169600

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695457537689092096

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695463460132306944/humans-are-weird-laser-tag

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695970943983550464/so-like-its-pretty-cool-how-humans-figured-out

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695973077577777152/humans-are-weird

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695974354263130112/humans-are-weird-and-diplomatic

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695974951090536448/newby6320-shepwhereartthou-beka-tiddalik

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/695975580025470976/so-humans-are-space-orcs-but-cats-are-weird-too

https://sa-filonzana.tumblr.com/post/696544065854029824

#masterlist #humans are space orcs #creative writing

[eriquin]

9 people you want to get to know better!

Tagged by @patchworkgargoyle

favorite color: purple :D

currently reading: I don't have a book right now, but there's a few on my list. Probably going to read Rebel Robin next.

last song: Hmmmm let's get my playlist started ... Modern Romance, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

last series: I'm watching some anime with my family as it comes out. Last one we watched was "My Unique Skill Makes Me OP even at Level 1"

last movie: Free Guy. Watched it with my son just so I could hear him say "Why is Steve here?"

currently working on: Crown of Thorns for WIP Wednesday Game.

Tagging (going through my activity page for mutuals): @izhunny, @wurmstache, @lollaika, @mercurialkitty, @disastardly, @hellsfireclub, @tygermama, @steves-strapcollection, @i-less-than-three-you.

#tag games #life and times of eriquin

[markwatnae]

I lived!

It wasn’t that bad and even though it was a little embarrassing at first I got over it quickly. Only a little uncomfortable, just slightly painful, and I am bleeding but that’s whatever. My doctor was awesome and walked me through everything as she did it. I was assigned to her by chance and I lucked out.

I can’t thank @prfury @gwinny3k and @tygermama enough. You guys were so sweet and supportive. Thank you ❤️🥹

[allofthefeelings]

that post you reblogged about someone keeping all the assassins that are sent after them and 'subtitle: The Clint Barton story' just makes me think that if Clint had been there, 'Winter Soldier' would have been a very different movie

To be fair Steve Rogers has the exact same “Trying to kill me! Friend? :D?” mindset, so probably not THAT different.

Meanwhile, Nat, who has BEEN the adopted assassin, is like “are you aware... murder?”

And her closest people are like “Yes! Murder FRIEND.”

#allofthereplies #tygermama #Marvel Cinematic Universe #asassins #Clint Barton #Steve Rogers #Natasha Romanoff #Bucky Barnes #I still can't tell if the plot of #Black Widow (2021) #is going to be 'Murder Friends?' #or #'I DON'T TRUST YOU BECAUSE OF ALL THE PAST MURDERS: A MEMOIR' #I like that I don't know #keeps things fresh

[suzukiblu]

do you have any thoughts/feelings on omega!Han and alpha!Leia?

My thoughts and feelings on omega!Han are always that he is The Worst Omega Ever. He can't nest for shit, he picks TERRIBLE heat partners, and he can barely be trusted to remember his birth control, by which I mean he cannot be trusted to remember his birth control at all whatsoever, thank the Force for Chewie and Lando and every other ride-or-die friend that he has and absolutely does not deserve.

Leia is a great alpha, of course. Absolutely flawless. Right up until Han gets involved, anyway, and then she's like "Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him."

Luke: "Well, you don't HAVE to . . ."

Leia: "No, I'm gonna."

Meanwhile Han is arguing with Chewbacca about when he took his last birth control dose and is definitely, definitely the wrong one.

#han solo: worst omega ever #hanleia #han solo #leia organa #star wars #a/b/o #tygermama #meta ecetera

[gallusrostromegalus]

My headcanon is that given that you and systlin are distantly related, your family tree branched off with one side getting mixed up with fae and the other side druids but no one knows for sure which side is which

The best current guess is that we’re fifth cousins, but her side of the family is all tall axe-weilding maniacs and my side is the delicate things that can talk thier way in and out of anything so perhaps we’re both fae and the split want Barbarians and Bards instead.

@systlin‘s family is all Geralts and mine is all Jakisers.  This implies the existence of an as-yet-undiscovered Yennefer cousin, and when we find them it’s all over for you hoes.

#tygermama #Headcanon game meme me block the first tag for this game the second for all asks

[yarnnerdally]

I was about to send you this ask when I saw about your car and was "hmmm, maybe not the best time?" but now I'm thinking "maybe it'll give Ally a laugh" so - imagine Sampo overhearing you admit to a friend that you've never had an orgasm from oral sex and he's choking on how much he wants to "assist"

TYGERMAMA I CAN'T

Oh my god. Just casually talking to Seele. Who definitely knows how to bc I mean Bronya/Seele forever

Me: I'm being serious!

Seele: I'm so, so sorry. *wipes her eyes from laughing* Look, and I'm not even being funny. But the better someone talks and uses their hands, the better off you'll be.

Me: So a dexterous smooth-talker?

Sampo: *In the next alleyway over, trying not to bust out with an I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE with a simultaneous I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT YOURE MISSING MY QUEEN*

Me: Do we know anyone like that? Anyone single, anyways.

Seele: Nope. Absolutely not. You might have to try looking above ground.

Me: ?? You're sure? That was an awfully quick reply.

Seele: Absolutely.

Me: Hm... oh! *lightbulb* What about Sa- *muffled noises*

Sampo: *is dying. Who?? WHO?!?*

#ally chats #also could write this whole fic #i think im gonna #hehe

[overdrivels]

How you been?

Thanks for asking. I'm pretty good, all things considered. I can't really complain. A little antsy since I haven't been writing, but I'm all written out.

How've you been lately?

#tygermama #ask

[thebibliosphere]

apropos of nothing - I used to get so angry and salty about Moffat but then I looked at his writing credits and he's done nothing but work in other people's universes or adapt others' works since Coupling and now I just point and laugh. (why do people keep letting him write/produce?)

Oh, that’s easy to answer. His wife (Sue Vertue) produced most of the shows he was hired to write for. And even then, he only got to write Coupling cause she asked him to, and turned it into a sitcom. That’s it, that’s literally how he wound up being one of the biggest showrunners for the BBC for the last however long he’s been there. He got his foot in the door by virtue of his wife being a talented producer and was allowed to flex whatever small talent he had, and has continued to coast along on mediocrity ever since. Mystery solved!

#tygermama #moffat

[cacchieressa]

every time I see Anthony Mackie and Sebastian Stan together interacting, I feel like I'm seeing an introvert (Sebastian) and the extrovert (Anthony) who's decided to adopt him. Which is nice b/c I'm an introvert who got adopted by an extrovert and she's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Ha, yes! That is exactly what it looks like! One of my closest friends is a big extrovert, so I know what you mean!

#tygermama #replies