“Typical girls fall under spells.”
When I’m deep in the throes of self-doubt, it’s nice when folks stumble onto pieces I’m really proud of and have lost perspective on. My injury still has me feeling pretty cruddy, but I have hope. 🤕 Ari and the gang are available in the shop.
I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.
Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?
I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?
Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.
I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:
one must wonder if any of the american actors attending the BAFTAs tonight know any of the david tennant and michael sheen lore. like do they know that what they’re witnessing is an intricate ritual beyond anything they themselves have ever imagined
After Eddie’s Tiktok circulates and everybody see Nancy’s text about Steve staying at her house, people start (jokingly, mostly) calling her a harlot for trying to steal his husband.
Nancy responds by tweeting a picture of her, Steve, and (surprise!) Jonathan since Jon’s in town for work. They’re all in her bed and in their pajamas. There are snacks and they’re getting ready to watch a movie. All three of them are doing peace signs because they are bisexuals.
She captions the picture with “Ms Steal-yo-man” and tags Corroded Coffin and Argyle.
Eddie responds with a tweet from the Official Corroded Coffin twitter account like, “This is exactly what everybody thought was going on in high school.”
obsessed with gideons love language she doesnt want to kiss harrow doesnt want to hold hands go on dates etc she just wants to die for her so badly like ok butch king
I listened to this Skiftande Enheter (Gothenburg, Sweden) a while back but didn't post it because it was sold out. Now Happiest Place Records (also now based in Gothenburg) is releasing a 2nd pressing.
This is wonderfully upbeat music that recalls Orange Juice or any number of bands on the C86 compilation. Additionally, this could have fit nicely on the Strum & Thrum compilation released by Captured Tracks last year.
Skiftande Enheter is a Swedish supergroup of sorts. Members are also in Monokultur and Makthaverskan - but really this band sounds different from either band.
Happiest Place Records has many releases including the excellent Typical Girls 7".