#uhmmmm ya

[venananix]

you shouldn't touch me.

#wktd #we know the devil #jupiter wktd #my art #uhmmmm ya

[kitsumo]

i introduce.... MY NARRATOR KINSONA !!

if u can understand why i did some design chocies ill kiss you /p

#tspud oc #kinsona #my sona #art #uhmmmm ya #tsp #tspud

[bimbosupreme]

👻

#ashiya douman #fgo #it was supposed to be a doodle and then I just kinda spiraled as usual #now my ass is awake at 3 am #REGARDLESS #love me some tearing ur heart out of ur chest #it’s the demon heart ascension items ofc Douman isn’t exactly human nor servant nor shadow nor beast #but u know what douman is?? my friend that’s right #I’m not making sense I’m going to bed #what was my art tag again uhhh oh ya]mine #mine #there yay #aaaaaa uhmmmm I guesssss the vibe for thissss isssss #he’s offering u his heart in a normal way ya] #also at 3 am #do u accept his offer he said I offer u my heart and then recreates a mortal kombat fatality or ‘/…. ummm maybe it’s like…… #THEYR3 BEING FRI3NDLY #they also rly enjoy ur company yayaya #everyone say hi douman 👋 ✨

[satanfemme]

so I've been listening to the hunger games audio book lately (it's good imo), and rn I'm watching the movie (at least up to where I am in the book), and man I kinda don't like it </3 why does katniss look like a model with plucked brows and lip gloss from the get-go. why does every scene need nauseating shaky cam and 10000 jump cuts. why is the characterization.... weird and off? idk how to place it. ofc I'm aware that the movies are shallower than the books but I do not remember it feeling this... rushed? sloppy? sticking thru it for the costuming tho, the costuming is spectacular so far and I know there's a lot of fun stuff in the capitol.

#the book is obviously YA and on that basis falls short of being some kind of masterpiece to me personally as an adult #but it's still got very good pacing and central messages imo #so far the movie feels like uhmmmm bad. just kinda bad in general. #I'll see if my opinion changes later but so far the difference has been shocking

[bulletsgirl]

every time i go to work i forget that i’m like 98% passing and i get jumpscared by every single sir

#people see me as a guy. which ya but like uhmmmm #my voice is 100% passing bc i sound like a fucking MAN which is the number one thing i’ve got going for me but i get freaked every time #not in a bad way just in a way like hi

[mudforthemudgod]

Currently suppressing the urge to run away into the forest never to be seen again and become homies with mothman and the shrooms-

#cryptids #how do i tag this #uhmmmm #Aha #this is a cry for help #Doin ya mam #goblincore #unintelligible goblin noises #forest mushrooms #unintelligible screaming

[fierybud]

Ralsei is the Dark World version of Asriel's diary

#my instinct is telling me that #if not the diary #he's still something where Asriel wrote #maybe a photo album #idk #uhmmmm #see ya in next time and space #deltarune #deltarune theory #ralsei #ralsus #asriel #my dr/ut posts

[yoshipupz]

Kinito :3

uhmmmm I LOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM SOOOOOOOO. MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! graaaghgragrhgahrgahrgahrgahrgahghhh

i actually have a animated version of this art but its on another device so ill prolly just make a separate post for it later -3-

uhmm ya KINITO MY BELOVED hes soooo lovely

#art #fanart #kinito the axolotl #kinito my beloved #kinitopet #kinito fanart #kinitopet fanart #kinito pet

[mimisplayground]

Soft Hands and Softer Whispers ＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

Tags: Soft!Ghost, Oral, Hes so sweet to you, Gentle Sex, AFTERCARE KING, domestic life, he convinces you to move in, SOFT!!, not really touched on but clingy!ghost

guys uhmmmm leave a request if u wanna see him be rough and mean :3

——————

Ghost was, by all accounts, the best sex but the worst hookup.

He knew how to leave your legs trembling and your breathing ragged, with fingerprints on your hips, neck, and jaw. He left you with a limp for days to come and he knew all the right spots to press his lips when he felt nice enough to push his mask up. The perfect mix of rough and gentle that would leave any man, woman, and inbetween falling at his feet.

He did NOT know that when the sex was over, the hookup usually left the same night or morning after. Breakfast in bed and royal treatment (because no matter what you are, he’s treating ypu like royalty after demolishing your insides), while they were all nice, they weren’t hookup behavior. Holding your hand and grunting out that you were his was sexy in bed, but felt a touch more romantic than you felt it should when he extended it to the baths he ran for you while he washed your body.

He would show up at your place after he got back from deployment everytime without fail. Spending weeks and months there while making jokes that sounded a bit too serious at times. “Just move into my place, lovely. Be nice havin’ ya around.” You giggled about it, leaving the answer in the air.

Until one day you’re watching him carry boxes into a shitty one bedroom apartment, that had little to no decorations, a key in your hand, and as he grabs his deployment, he pats your shoulder and says “give it some flare.” And with that you’re left alone for the next few months in an apartment of a hookup.

And when he came back, he showered, grabbed you up off the couch, laid you down on his bed that now had soft fluffy duvet to cover the top, and ate you out like a man starved.

He grabbed your hips when they tried to twitch away from overstimulation, and the slurps coming from him were downright sinful. You felt your eyes roll back and the knots in your stomach snap again and the liquidy burst that came from you had you blushing with tears leaving your face. “Si…quit it…” You huffed with big crocodile tears rolling down your cheeks. He climbs up and kisses away the tears for a moment, rubbing the back of your head.

And you sigh when you feel him push inside, hushed whispers of “mine, all mine, my sweet thing” chanted out of his gravelly voice. He’s so sweet and gentle with you. Rolling his hips firmly while kissing all over your face.

It was in the bathtub as he scrubbed your back that you said aloud “this seems a little too…romantic for a hookup.” There was a silence that overtook the bathroom before Ghost huffed and wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you into an embrace. “We ain’t just hookin’ up anymore, are we?”

You hummed for a moment, your hand reaching back to feel his stubbly beard and lean into him. “No, I guess we aren’t just hooking up anymore.” You left a small kiss on his temple and you feel him smile.

You suppose it was fine Simon didn’t know hookup etiquette. If he did, then you wouldn’t have a boyfriend who was great at sex AND aftercare.

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errmmmm sry its not da usual jjk content i just luv luv luv soft ghost

anyways asks and requests AND commissions are open guys pls leave stuff for me to do

#ghost cod #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost smut #simon ghost riley smut #cod smut

[shoogayo]

came back from art block because i miss him so bad it makes me genuinely upset. uhmmmm ya 👍

#guzma #guzma pokemon #self insert #pokemon trainer #pokemon oc #self insert x canon #selfship art #self insert community #canon x self insert #self ship art #romantic selfship #self ship #self insert oc #guzma my beloved...... #pokemon guzma #guzma fanart #team skull guzma #skull boss guzma #pokemon trainer oc

[foreverrandomwritings]

Hi M! Congratulations on 100 followers! 🥳 (101 now because I just realised I wasn't following you! 😱 Silly me!)

I would love to request Bob Floyd and “do you see her laughing? okay, then. stop.” from the defending a lover prompts.

I hope you have a fabulous day 🥰

Laser Tag

Summary: Laser tag had been all fun and games until an entitled prick decided to ruin it. But you can always count on your boyfriend Bob to save the day.

Pairing: Robert "Bob" Floyd x afab!Reader

Warnings: Uhmmmm, assualt, harrasment, swearing, uhm kinda gets a little dark so beware.

Word count: 1325

Masterlist M's Hundred Celly Masterlist

You and your boyfriend Bob and the aviators from his squad and their significant others had all been trying to figure out something fun for the group of you to do. Dog fight football, beach days and the hard deck were definitely something you all enjoyed doing but it was also something you had all grown kinda bored of. So that’s how you found yourself at laser tag. It was supposed to be everyone and then you guys would break off into teams and go against each other. 

But the day of, you got a call from Payback that all three of their kids had gotten strep so they would be home taking care of them. Then Harvard texted and said he was too hung over to attend. Omaha texted saying he was having car trouble. Then Yale didn’t want to come because Harvard wouldn’t be there. Halo called to say that her fiance had fallen off a ladder and they were on their way to the ER to check for a concussion but that he was acting pretty fine. Then Fritz was on a mission so he wouldn’t be attending either. So it was just you, Bob, Phoenix and her girlfriend, Hangman, Rooster, Fanboy and his girlfriend and Coyote. With the uneven numbers they threw in a single player to one of the groups. 

Hangman, Rooster, Coyote, Fanboy and his girlfriend were all in one group. Which left Phoenix, her girlfriend, Bob, you and the random guy on a team. He gave you the creeps immediately. He looked seedy and like daddy’s money had gotten him anything he wanted in life. His hair, teeth, skin and clothes were all just too perfect. The way his eyes seemed to undress every woman in the room made your skin crawl. You figured you could just finish this game and then you’d never have to see him again. 

The bell rang and everyone ran, some trying to find hiding spots, some trying to find vantage points to shoot their opponents. It had all been going so smoothly and had proven to be a lot of fun. You had managed to shoot Rooster and Hangman a handful of times when you had caught them making out rather than playing the game. Your team had been up by about a hundred points for a while now. Bob was extremely silent and made quick work of sneaking up on people. Every once in a while you would see each other and fist bump or high five, big mighty grins on both of your faces. 

Rounding the corner of one of the walls you found yourself at a dead end. You turned around to find a different way to go when you were pushed back. You stumbled catching yourself with one of your hands on the walls. Your gun clattered to the ground loudly snapping away from your vest as you were pushed again. You could barely make out the person in the darkness of the large room. If it wasn’t for the glowing blue lights from both of your vests you weren’t sure you’d have been able to make them out at all. 

Immediate panic rose in your body as you laid your eyes on the guy that had been added to your team. He had a large smile on his face as he caged you in against the wall. You tried to duck under his arms but that made him pull your hair harshly slamming it against the wall. You hissed loudly at the feeling of your head meeting the wall. You opened your mouth to scream but he covered it quickly. He had dropped his gun as well, the object swinging from where it was tethered to his vest. 

“Now now baby, don’t want anyone to catch us having fun now would ya?” Tears were coming down your face as the reality of what was going to happen set in. You closed your eyes as his face came towards yours he buried his nose into your neck and inhaled deeply. You could hear your heart beating in your ears as he licked a strip up your neck. You shuddered at the gross wet feeling. Silently you were pleading for someone, anyone to find you.

“You’re gonna keep real quiet and we’re gonna play okay?” You shook your head vigorously, eyes snapping open, begging for him to let you go. He licked his lips in response, his hand going to the vest you were wearing. He tried to unclasp it and he almost had it when he was ripped off you. 

“What the fuck are you doing?” Your eyes found your boyfriend standing there with the guy pinned to the wall. He cursed very rarely so hearing him do so sent a shiver down your spine. You had never seen Bob as angry as he was right now. 

“We were just fooling around, man. It was just a little joke. Get off me.” The guy tried to shrug off the grip that Bob had on his vest. But that only made Bob angrier and he slammed him into the wall. The anger was radiating off of his body as he seethed at him. 

“Do you see her laughing?” Bob’s eyes darted to yours, softening as he took in the tears on your face. The guy tried once again to get Bob to let him go. But Bob held him steady, being the same height made it easy for Bob to keep his grip on him. 

“I said, do you see her laughing?” Bob’s country drawl was thick with his words. 

“No.” The guy whispered out, he looked down at the ground seemingly ashamed. But you knew he was ashamed at what he did and was going to do, just that he had gotten caught. 

“Okay, then. Stop acting like what you were about to do was consensual in any way shape or form.” You saw Coyote coming up on the three of you. He had dropped his gun as he saw Bob holding the guy against the wall. 

“What’s going on here Bob?” He asked the backseater eyes flicking between the guy, Bob and yourself. 

“Take him to the lobby and don’t let him go until I get there.” He pushed the guy towards Coyote and then he was turning to you. You shuttered as he cupped your cheeks in his hands. 

“How’d you find me?” You asked him through your tears that were still steadily working down your face. He brushed them away soothingly, studying your eyes. He was back to your soft, gentle Bob now. 

“I hadn’t seen you in a while and got a little worried. I asked everyone if they had seen you and Phoenix’s girlfriend said she saw you around here. I headed this way and saw that guy. I knew he was bad news when I saw him in the lobby.” His voice got low as he finished the sentence. Regret filling him that he hadn’t said or done anything when he first had the gut feeling the guy was creepy. 

“I’m sorry I didn’t get here sooner sweet girl.” You could see tears in his eyes, the fear coursing through him of what could’ve happened to you if he was any later.

“It’s alright Bobby, you got here right in time.” You pulled him towards you, giving him a small peck on the lips. You both walked towards the front and called the local law enforcement. Once they got there the guy tried to deny what he did multiple times. He also tried to bribe the officers to which they scoffed. You had learned that his dad was an admiral at the base they all worked at. That this also wasn’t the first time that he had done something like this. His dad would typically get him out of it but you guys were gonna make sure he got what he deserved this time.

A/N: I'm sorry that this literally took me forever to post! Thank you so much for this request and I hope you are also having a fabulous day.

Tags(open): @wkndwlff @sylviebell @princess76179 @loving-and-dreaming @eternallyvenus

#m's hundred celly #Robert bob floyd x reader #robert bob floyd oneshot #robert bob floyd imagine #Robert floyd x reader #robert floyd oneshot #robert floyd imagine #bob flod oneshot #bob floyd imagine #bob floyd x reader #top gun maverick x reader #top gun maverick imagine #top gun maverick oneshot

[ashleyisaboysnametoo]

Uhmmmm from the top of my head, let's go with uhhhhhhh nico greetham OR isaac cole powell?

I’ll kill ya babes

#Nico #by the smallest of fractions #qanda #nico greetham #isaac cole powell

[bigkpopstan]

txt reactions to being thigh fucked

enha version here

18+ only content

warnings; sub txt, amab reader, nipple play, strength kink mention, possessiveness mention only for a second, mention of feeling owned, marking, collaring mention, ass smacking, nails digging into hips, eye contact, foreplay talk a lil, pinning against a wall mention, spit kink. tell me if I missed anything:)

you know I’ve gotta use one of the new teaser pics I just had to

-> yeonjun;

breathless & constantly rutting his hips:(. he just seems so pleased and out of it when you fuck his thighs please, his mouth agape with his eyes closed just looking all content. likes when your hands wander while you do it, if he’s on his back then down his chest & stomach but if he’s turned away from you then he likes when you wrap your arms around him, sliding up to play with his nipples. or when your hand goes down to jerk his cock esp when you focus on his tip. also really likes when you hold his hips, is it a strength thing? does he like when you seem a little possessive?? probably both of those things. junie liking feeling owned?? probably. collaring and marking with junie maybe😗

-> soobin;

probably another one that gets a little embarrassed at first but once he gets used to it…again him and Kai are humpers-ya know what most of txt are okay so this seems right up all of their alleys. he likes when you put your hand over both of your dicks so every time you thrust there’s the extra friction of your palm on your tips<3. maybe uhmmmm smack his ass while you do it too and make it a pretty pink, I think he’d like that. dig your nails into his skin as well. really likes when you lean down and kiss him during it and swallow his moans. probably leaks a fair amount of precum too, bin just seems so:( oh !! pretty little moans like tho breathless ones that are similar to sighs of pleasure if you get what I mean

-> beomgyu;

starting with his moans, deep voice so deep low moans and groans. also gets very horny from this act and leaks a lot of precum during it. he kinda hopes you’ll actually fuck him after but on days where he’s very tired he’s okay with just this<3. he is also one of the guys that likes when your hands wander during, his stomach, his butt, or just rubbing random patterns into his skin while you rut your hips into his thighs:(. loves eye contact bc I feel like when you thigh fuck him you just gotta stare down at him like “🥺” the whole time bc he’d be pretty and pliant, just doing whatever you want him to. really loves when you fuck his thighs while spooning. maybe you were just cuddling and got needy so then grinding led to pushing his pants down, pushing your cock in between his thighs-I feel like he’d like facing you in that situation. his leg over your hip and cumming in between both of your stomachs from the friction.

-> taehyun;

don’t think it’s his favorite act but I don’t think he’d be against it!! mostly will like it for foreplay but on a day he’s exhausted right after the gym is usually the perfect time to do it. either lay him down or pin him against the wall and kiss him on the lips, he’ll be moaning into the kiss. I think he’d be the type to-saliva as lube. he wants you to place your head in his thighs and leave kisses or straight up lick him as if you know he were ice cream or something, I think that’s something tyun would like-oooo or spitting. oh my god subby tyun that likes to be spit on-getting carried away. pretty content moans as he just relaxes and lets you use him:( he trusts you and knows he’ll be well taken care of.

-> hueningkai;

I’ve said it before but literally such a humper:( will lay on his back with his eyes closed and hair all sprawled out looking content with literally, I say this for everyone but literally the prettiest little moans I swear. whines bc he wants to be close to you and whines when he can’t really wrap his legs around you bc it messes with the angle:(.literally such an angel, small little hip thrusts against you all breathless, so like breathy little moans. a lot of touchy babes but likes when you drag both of your hands down his chest and play with his nips during too:(. massage his thighs and give him sweet aftercare:(. reusing ideas but he also seems like he’d like to do this while spooning esp if he’s tired. love hyuka 😔

#sub txt #sub!txt #sub yeonjun #sub!yeonjun #sub soobin #sub!soobin #sub beomgyu #sub!beomgyu #sub taehyun #sub!taehyun #sub hueningkai #sub!hueningkai #txt smut

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

hi! do you know any blogs that are like yours but for dan and phil? (like well organized and tagged)

I love your blog and actually came to learn about dan and phil through it, and recently I have been on a dan and phil hyperfixation, but I don't know where to start on tumblr. larry is interesting and sweet, but dan and phil's story is just a lot more calming and full of hope to me if that makes sense, since they have come into themselves and shown that it is possible, ya know?

hey babe! uhmmmm well, i think @ahappydnp is a good one to follow!!

#kind anon #i don't follow a ton of dnp blogs but i do enjoy the influx of their content on my dash now

[if-mirrormine]

homecoming (the remix)

summary: grayson's pov of the call he receives from nora in chapter one.

pairing: grayson x mc

word count: 982

based on these two posts, 1 & 2, and this ask (in this order): if its not bother uhmmmm the full Drabble for grays reaction to the call n his ya know pov when he actually got there n saw mc 😶

**unedited//it's 4 am and i tried my best :)**

traffic is slow. grayson sits in the driver's seat, one hand on the steering wheel and the other in his hair. kelsey sits next to him, fiddling with the radio.

"where are we going?" she asks as she switches the radio station, listens to two seconds of the song that's playing and switches it again.

"nora's," he replies, glancing at the radio briefly to see his partner flick through stations without even looking at what's playing.

"i don't want to go to nora's," she grumbles.

"then why did you get in my car?"

"dunno." she seems to settle on a station and sits back in her seat, though not ten seconds go by before she reaches for the buttons again.

with a grunt, he reaches over and switches the radio off completely, silence blooming in its place. "i'm not in the mood, kels."

she huffs, crossing her arms over her chest. "forgot i was in the presence of detective grump today."

he takes a deep breath, his own rebuttal burning on his tongue when his phone rings. glancing at the screen, he's sees that it's nora and he's quick to answer it.

"hey, nora," he says. "i'm on my way, i've just left." he glances briefly at his partner and he begins to question whether his choice to let her come along on today of all todays was the right one. "i've got kelsey with me." his phone being connected to his cars bluetooth, the sniffle that comes from the other end of the line is damn near deafening and grayson looks at the radio in concern as if faced with nora herself. "nora?"

"grayson," she says eventually, her voice cracking. "i think... i think i'm having a stroke."

"what? what happened? where are you?"

she takes a shuddering breath and for the second time in his life, grayson prepares himself for the worst. "it's... mc. they're here."

kelsey looks at him, brown eyes blown wide and he's positive his own expression of shock mirrors hers.

he pauses, taking another deep in a poor attempt to calm his racing heart. "what do you mean, nora?" he says slowly, though the underlying urgency in his voice betrays him.

"they just... showed up," she says, taking another shaky breath before speaking again, fresh tears woven into her words. "please, grayson, i don't want them to disappear again."

grayson's own catch in his throat. the day he's longed for all these years has finally come and yet he can't find it in himself to do anything, say anything, almost as if paralysed with the fear that it's not real after all. how many times has he had this exact same dream? how many times has he woken up in a panic, hope coursing through his veins, only to relive the same heart break over and over?

someone's saying his name but too far away for it to really break through to him. he can already feel that same familiar hope swelling in his chest, filling his lungs, threatening to suffocate him and he wills it away. he wants it gone, because if there's no hope, there'll be no pain when reality comes crashing down.

he's suddenly pulled from his thoughts by kelsey's voice. "we're just five minutes away, nora; we'll be there soon," she says. "i promise."

the call ends and the woman in the passenger looks at him, eyes blazing. "what the fuck, donohue? the love of your life randomly appears again and you just check out?" he looks at her dumbfounded, his lips parted but the words lost. she waves a hand in front of his face. "hello? drive the fucking car, grayson."

when she doesn't get a reply out of him, she huffs and throws her seatbelt off before climbing out the car. he watches as she stomps around the front to his side, rips open his door and pulls him out before marching him to the passenger side and shoving him in. she then appears in the driver's seat, something muttered under breath that he doesn't quite catch before she starts the car, speeding his bmw down the street to their destination.

it's only when kelsey's pulls into the driveway that he snaps out of it and he jumps out the car before it's even come to a full stop. he hears his partner curse behind him but he doesn't stop to wait for her as he bolts for the front door, jist barely knocking before letting himself in. he rushes down the passageway, stopping just short of the living room entryway when he sees them. them. in front of him, in the flesh. and the hope reaches its peak.

they look up at him and a frown immediately takes shape on their features. "grayson? what are you doing here so early?"

his legs buckle beneath him and his knees slam into the hardwood flooring but the pain doesn't even register in his mind. because it's real, they're real and he can finally stop searching.

they've rushed to his side, words that he cannot comprehend leaving their lips as they look between him, kelsey and nora. funny, since he can't stop looking at them. they're so... beautiful. exactly how he remembers them. everything is perfect, as it should have always been, and he finds that after so long, he feels truly and utterly happy.

as if slow motion, he sees kelsey's hand reach out to them from behind him, a worn and folded paper slipped between her index and middle fingers that offers to the mc. he watches them take it from her, unfold it and look it, he sees their eyes widen in shock. and just like that, reality hits after all and his perfect bubble pops.

kelsey speaks up from behind him, her words hammering the final nail in the coffin. "mc... you've been missing for the past ten years."

#listen man im running out of titles here #does this fit the bill #god i hope so #im tired besties #gn #lmao #mm: grayson #mm: kelsey #mirror mine

[slasher-bitch]

they/them

Uhmmmm 👀 I forgot I had this pic but I love it so here ya go

♡

men and minors do not interact / 18+

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