#val...... are you in my head.....

[zootzezy]

out with the old .

#staticmoth #voxval #hazbin hotel vox #valentino hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #aLSO DON'T TAKE THIS AS 'VAL IS A MASTERMIND' #THAT MOTH IS AS DUMB AS A BAG OF BRICKS #hes just helping his business partner (not boyfriends theyd never be boyfriends whatever would make you think that) pose for a photo <333 #definitely helped him with that head transfer though #can you imagine how much trust that mustve taken?? like theres no way vox did that himself??? right?? #anyways these two haunt my dreams

[val-of-the-north]

That's basically how the fight went, right?

#elden ring #morgott the omen king #morgott the grace given #melina elden ring #tarnished elden ring #tarnished #I hope the meme is still funny #I had to draw this scenario it has been stuck in my head since the format became popular #Morgott ily why couldn't you change your mind...... #val-arts #val-post

[static-quo]

Okay listen,,, I’m just saying if Vox had a full demon form Val would ABSOLUTELY be all over that shit- 😏😏😏🩵

🔞🔞🔞 Below links are N S F W, absolutely no minors 🔞🔞🔞

Full artwork is available Here on Twitter and Here on Stash ôwô

#censored for tumblr #voxval #staticmoth #massive content warning #it’s been so long since I’ve been on tungle I have no idea what tags get sniped on sight |D #fuck it putting a mature rating on this whole post xgjdjgxk #val would be a monsterfucker but especially for Vox you cannot change my mind :3 #i just need to see full demon vox even if he doesn't look like this qwq #volt’s art #also i needed to make the censors like that gdkjtdxgjxky xDD #the two wieners meme was in my head the whole time i was drawing I'm so glad i got to use it xD

[prince-liest]

oh my god. your wording in one of ur latest anon answers. does…. is val the only one who does the dumping? does vox never dump val??? i always like… idk i assumed that they both broke it off in a never ending downward spiral, mutually. but oh my GOD? you’re saying val is the only one doing the breaking up? i….. this is shifting my entire perspective on vox. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. not to beat a dead dove here (that was a brilliant pun yes i’m stealing it), but……… this is sliding right into my vault where i keep my Vox and Domestic Violence Thoughts. he just seems so…. helpless. he’s helpless all the time and in complete denial about it. at first it was clear he’s pretty helpless around alastor -in both canon and your fic. alastor is stronger, and also, in the beginning had the Extreme emotional upper hand. i knew this, yet, like in canon, i assumed more or less alastor was the chink in his armor. vox DOES run the vee’s competently, he handles val, and he’s arguably the fourth most powerful sinner in hell (behind zestial, carmilla, and alastor). those 3 things are true, AND YET. let’s look behind the wizards curtain. how does vox live his Personal life. not his job or position of power. how does his close relationships define him. let’s see now. the initial intense obsession with alastor, which had ONLY left him rejected and humiliated. helpless. and now val. i Assume vox enacts some physical violence on val, too, but something in his wording in the last installment. vox made the point to compare alastors straight up murder attempts to how val acts. i do not think vox does that with val, at least not in a trivial and common manner (he has said the vee’s have all killed e/o before). and when i said “sure he can act disgruntled and upset in the moment” in another ask, i MEANT that vox could break up with val for a couple days before crawling right back like nothing happened. but NO. NOT EVEN THAT. vox endures, and he ultimately does Nothing. NOTHING. and not even that, he is subjected to val breaking it off in a cyclic manner, for superficial or nonexistent issues. and then after a week val will call and vox will come crawling back like nothing happened, and the timer for 4 months begins again. through everything, EVERYTHING, vox really just seems… passive in the grand scheme of things. it’s paradoxical, because he’s also outrageously ambitious. i think that’s one of his core character traits, a constant greed and pursuit of it. that’s unequivocally true about him. but then we look at his love life, and what do we see? he lets the two men he loves basically do whatever they want with him. and he does it because he loves them, as well as being unable to admit he’s suffering. i will say, from now on it’s clear that his relationship with alastor is veering off this direction, but i want to STRESS that it was actually ALASTOR that cemented that. vox, in a spurt of emotion, let it slip out his history of domestic violence. then, promptly brushed it off to appease alastor. he set the terms of the deal, but he did it as a silly pinky promise. he, again, never allows himself to take it SERIOUSLY. because IF HE DOES!!!! then he needs to set boundaries AND ABIDE BY THEM!!!!!!!! AND WHAT THEN. WHAT THEN. THEN THE NEXT TIME VAL OR ALASTOR CROSS A LINE, HE NEEDS TO END IT. LEAVE. DO ANYTHING. AND HE IS NEVER GONNA DO THAT!!!!!!!! and here’s the real fucking kicker…… he expects them to. to keep hurting him. that’s the root of it. it’s not a real boundary, because it’s an inevitability. valentino and alastor will always want to hurt him, so a relationship without that violence is nonexistent. (that’s what he believes btw. hopefully not the truth). and so, vox has made his choice. he’s a businessman, and he has weighed the pros and cons. the violence and crossed boundaries he faces is outweighed by his love for them, and ultimately, that means they can do whatever they want to him. he is helpless.

(this was an entire rant, dear god. and of course the disclaimer that this is all my personal delusions, and not necessarily your take on vox in your series. i swear, i never know how these asks get so long. i promise i start of with a simple idea, then it all implodes into an essay. so sorry. love you.) -🌓

I have good news and bad news for you, anon!

The bad news is that I have misled you slightly: My actual full perspective of the Valentino and Vox on-and-off dating situation is that Vox dumps Valentino when he feels a sufficiently angry flavor of upset that Valentino refuses to listen to him on some things (usually not, actually, the violence, unless Val breaks something for Vox to be angry about); and Valentino dumps Vox when he wants Vox to annoyedly pretend not to moon after him for a week. In both situations, sometimes Vox ends up giving up the ghost and functionally crawling his way back to Val, but more commonly Valentino decides that he's had enough and rather handily seduces Vox into a round of what Vox promises himself is hate sex and not makeup sex but is inevitably always very sappy makeup sex with a side of lovebombing.

This is. Arguably not that different of a flavor from what you're describing, haha, especially since a lot of Vox managing to be the one to break things off at any given point in time hinges on him being able to frame his rationale as "anger" rather than "upset," the latter of which just gets brushed under the carpet of Emotions That Are Not Taken Seriously. He can act on a great many things if he justifies them as something he is right to be objective and angry over, including outright killing Valentino at least once at some point in the past, but anything that makes him feel vulnerable or, ah, let's deliberately and pointedly use the word hysterical, is a pre-existing internal struggle that Valentino knows how to manipulate to his advantage.

The good news is that this lovely analysis inspired me to almost completely rewrite a section of the next 666 fic that I'd been dissatisfied with. I initially wrote Vox as annoyed; what he needed to be was Very Stressed And Upset in a way that distinctly refused to dare stray into anger because the fundamental concern was about what Alastor wanted - just as you described, Vox fumbling his own distress with his learned helplessness when it comes to intimate relationships. Anyway, now I'm WAY happier with it! So thank you very much for that!

#ask #personal #half moon anon #666 live on air #my writing #long post #posting a snippet in a sec before I head to bed as a thank u <3 #god I do love staticmoth tho #they're All That Horrible Mess and they're fucking adorable and in very fucky love on top of it #val has supported vox in ways nobody else ever has and is in fact genuinely very very fond of vox #he's just also a manipulative narcissist with severe anger issues! oops! #get you a man that can do both! #(don't. please for the love of god don't.) #cw abuse #cw domestic violence #staticmoth

[crispyliza]

Pls someone use this sound to make a Hazbin Hotel animatic with Angel Dust and Valentino I'm begging you

#hazbin hotel x starkid? #it's more likely than you think #everyone moved on but i stayed here #this song haunts me #it's too good #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #angel dust #valentino #hazbin hotel #hh #video #hatchetfield #vivziepop #in my head husk swoops in to save angel before val kills him or whatever

[hiemaldesirae]

Question: how would your characterization of demon Alastor react to finding out for the last 60+ years that what he thought was Vox breaking up with him was actually Demon!Valentino drugging/r**ping him with his venom/aphrodisiac and Vox has No memory of what he and Alastor actually had? No memory of anything except maybe the last month? And to find out Valentino only did this so Vox (who was becoming a TV mogul) would put his pornos on the tv. How would he help Vox remember? What would he do to Valentino? Would Velvette also suffer?

okay so. nonny, i wont blame you for not knowing, especially since ive never explicitly talked about it on main, but for future reference, im not that big on the whole abusive staticmoth dynamic. i can see why others enjoy it, and i do read stories with it from time to time simply because the premise captivates me that much, but in general id say i much more prefer a version where val and vox are at the very least best friends if not crossing into the sort of blurry best friends who smooch sometimes territory.

now having said that, i'll still answer your question because again, not very fair of me to just brush you off for no reason when i never made my preferences clear beforehand. (this gets long, so i'll leave a readmore.) warning: my demon radiostatics are always freak4freak no matter what. so this does get a little iffy in terms of ethics

my favourite interpretation of radiostatic is two sickos who are just as closely obsessed with each other, so in the unlikely case that al would let vox go for that long, when he realizes again the first thing he's going to do is go and. well. for lack of a better term, atticwife him (i hope to god this isn't just a term used in east asian fandoms because if i have to explain this ill eat lead). maybe after a little bit of time, he'll allow vox some liberties, but even then it'd be very little. ill put it this way- imagine the most toxic irl relationship you can: someone who tracks and micromanages their partners every move, barely lets them outside the house without going with them, monitors every friendship that they allow their partner to have, and there you have it. thats radiostatic! ah, young love. so sweet, dont you think? after all, alastor can't risk his muse's eyes slipping off him again. he's been deprived of that attention for far too long, and it wasn't even by his own doing! that's an offense in and of itself.

now im assuming that its only val who's doing the exploitation here so presumably vel would have no hand in any of the mess, and perhaps not even be fully aware of the nuances behind the scenes. i mean, it wouldn't really matter either way because once alastor finds out the reason why his other half hasnt been reciprocating their insane little song and dance he's getting rid of any and all obstacles, permanently. vox doesnt need anyone else so long as he has him- and hey, he was friends with him, rosie and husk first, so its not even as if its much of a loss. the only people he'd presumably leave alive would be voxs own contracted souls, and even then thats a bit of a gamble depending on just how bad i want the both of them to be: without his contracted souls, vox would be weaker and more susceptible to whatever alastor wants, so i guess its a matter of whether or not i want the freak4freak relationship where theyre both equally strong but vox willingly submits because he gets more thrill out of it that way or whether i want freak4freak where vox has to struggle way harder and still ends up giving in anyway because al is simply stronger

as for what he'd actually *do* to val. i mean. he does still have that radio broadcast of his, doesn't he? i think you can probably put the pieces together. the thing with animal sinners is that theres simply so many parts of them to break... show-wise, i never understood how overlords like alastor or val could even rise to their position, with the amount of weak spots they must have. that broken antenna vox and val share is certainly something that speaks to their higher vulnerability. and moth wings are especially fragile: i owned little silkworm moths at one point (they were my babies, i loved them for the month or so i got to care for them) but their wings were so thin they were wearing holes in them by the second or third day. val's coat-wings look much thicker in comparison, but of course, my perception is limited by the show only. so i mean, who knows? im sure whatever happens, itll make the best entertainment in al's eyes :)

#if you guys want to hear more unhinged radiostatic i mean #im always glad to share it but in my head the vees are very tightknit #like very difficult to distinguish them between a polyam relationship and normal friendship tightknit #so i do dislike making val the main 'villain' just for tension purposes #but freak4freak radiostatic questions are always welcome! #ran rambles #hazbin hotel #radiostatic #general asks

[gloriousmonsters]

sympathies go out to people who were into paranoid DJ's songs during the 4 year gap and thought of Valentino as having this super mean, dark, gravelly voice but the contrast between that and joel perez's beautifully queer-accented code-switching mood-ring roller coaster of a voice is so funny

#paranoid dj valentino should drop a verse on a joel perez valentino song i think #valentino hazbin hotel #happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #fuckin LOVE joel perez's take on when Valentino is menacing... how he just goes so smooth and dark in tone #and sometimes raises his voice or snarls but just as much sounds... almost detached? indifferent/cold? #(his delivery of some lines during the dressing room scene... not to mention less directly menacing but #his delivery of 'you think you can change? addict trash like you can't change. i'll see you soon baby' lives in my head rent free) #paranoid dj val is so fun though I've had Hooked on repeat #(and the interlude with him and Vox in Eyes on Me is.... kind of ho--*i am dragged offstage*)

[frankensquimsh]

he’s my favorite loser

#beginner artist #my art #valentines day #i actually don’t know if it’s Val’s but hey #obey me mammon #obey me shall we date #mammon obey me #I am aware his head is too big for his body #I love giving characters beauty marks n moles #He kinda looks like sugawara #How tf do you draw ears

[decoloraa]

Doodle dump💅✨

First is young Casther in his first few months at Briggs where he’s powered by nothin but spite and emo thoughts. The rest are wips (that may get abandoned), loose sketches and studies. I want to improve at making interactions and touches look more real and I want to get better at drawing versatile poses from imagination!

Last one is Jung with a concept I’m not sure if I wanna make canon.

#you could make a drinking game with my art #every time I draw the head in side view take a shot #slowly fighting my way out of the art slump #oc art #my art #original character #oc casther wilk #oc val beauxclaire #oc Matthias Jung #oc Thea #oc Silas #digital sketchbook #procreate #sketch dump #doodle dump #digital sketch

[hellsbroadcaster]

why does the universe want me to suffer? idk if it was my shoes I wore today but my feet are supppeeerr swollen. like they look so chubby they might make me fly or float fndkslfnsld

#⌜off the air⌟ . // ooc #ive never been swollen on my feet before so this is weird #anyway im homeeeeeee #gonna do thingsssssss #you guys should also bother val cuz hes been bubbling in my head also

[worldly-diversity]

@questionablemuses ○ 𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 ○

          ⤷  『  "Yer really testin' my patience today."  』

Travis chuckled at the audacity Angel had to say such a thing to him. Val wasn't in the studio today, had other things to take care of, more important things than minding his favourite little slut and so he'd left Travis in charge. And Travis? Well, Travis had been working hard these past few months to ensure Valentino would trust him to be left alone with Angel.

As a result he'd been pushing the arachnid pretty hard today, making him re-take certain segments out of sick pleasure in the way Angel flinched back when he'd just thought he was done and had to film something again. Usually the kinda thing that left the arachnid's jaw aching or his hole dripping with cum.

Travis loved taking those shots, a couple of which got squirrelled away onto his personal drive for whenever he wanted to enjoy the way he had left Angel struggling to stand after a shoot.

It's not as good as fucking him himself, but… Well, it's close enough really. At least as close as he figures Val will let him get.

"That's cute, Angel." He replied with a dark chuckle, eyes raking over the other's tall form. Cuff marks on his wrists that peeked out of his dressing gown and the awareness that Angel hadn't gotten to clean up yet and was no doubt dripping the cum of other men down his thighs. Fuck, is it any wonder he's hard just from looking at him? He's wearing dark clothes, but then he's never been shy about letting Angel see how fucking horny he gets for him either.

"Val left me in charge, remember? You should try playing nice with me sometime, maybe then I wouldn't be leaving you such a pretty little wreck after every shoot, hm~?" Fuck he wants to lick up everything the other is sure to be spilling—

"How's about we help each other out, hm~?" He shouldn't. He really, really shouldn't be making this offer. Val's not here which has suddenly become a problem for his already tenuous self-control. If he gets to touch the forbidden fruit too— Well, Val would know instantly from his behaviour he's sure.

He can never quite be sure if the moth would be amused or furious…

Somehow, a deep dark part of him wants to find out.

#questionablemuses #universe • hazbin hotel #inquiry • hazbin hotel #interactions • travis #answered #travis is such a fuckin disaster— #sir you shouldn't be getting hot under the collar at the idea of val being angry at you. you know you wont actually enjoy the punishment xD #i blame you for putting that idea in my head xD #also yes hi everyone this bitch is here too. i just need to add him to the muse list still.

[haliaiii]

tell us more abt sam and val plsplspls they are the backbone of our society i love hearing abt them

ofc ofc!! i love talking about them lmao

The story itself is called Retrograde and Sam and Val are the two main characters!

(Brace yourself it's kinda long!)

Val:

Personality wise he's pretty reserved, doesn't really say much unless needed, he's more open with people he's close to

Though he may look moody, he's actually just awkward

Currently he's working as a bounty hunter to pay his rent and keep the license but really it's just a title and he just goes around accepting odd jobs that pay him

He doesn't kill people so he instead chooses to beat them up real bad and turn them in

Val isn't his real name, it's just a nickname. Barely anyone knows his real name aside from one or two people.

Doesn't have the best past (original i know but its plot relevant) but he's working through his mistakes and trying to make amends with himself and others

He was found drifting in the river on the verge of death but was miraculously revived by a doctor who ran a small clinic nearby

He got into bounty hunting because he could make a living while not having to disclose his identity.

His eyes are actually not normal and are in fact a genetic condition he was born with! He gets a lotta stares and comments for it but he doesn't really care atp

Actually ridiculously good at dancing, he won a lot of competitions for ballroom dancing when he was in highschool and he could've gone professional if it weren't for certain other reasons

Because of his weirdly unique talent, he's really agile which makes him good at close hand combat

He's the one who drives both him and Sam around because he's the only one who has a hoverbike and can drive

Things he likes:

Ballet performances

The spicy shrimp noodles from his favorite thai restaurant

Cheesy romcoms (a secret)

Cats

Driving his hoverbike 30 miles above the speed limit

Things he doesn't like

Fire

Large crowds

Bugs (especially spiders)

People who don't respond to text messages

Messy eaters

Sam:

He's gonna have a longer description cause he's pretty plot relevant for the beginning

He's a pretty easy going guy, in many ways the opposite Val

Easy to get along with, most of the time he's pretty chill so he doesn't find it too hard to talk to people

Not really an extrovert tho, somewhere in the middle but still social if that makes sense

Val found him in an underground cave sleeping in a pod like thing while on a bounty

Somehow he managed to open the pod and wake Sam up, only to find out he has no recollection of anything that's happened to him nor who he is or his name

They decided to call him 'Sam' for now because it was printed on the tag hanging from his left ear

The last thing Sam remembers before waking up is a giant flash and burning buildings

Based on the weird room, sleeping pod, and the weird suit he's wearing, the two figure out that Sam's been asleep for a lot longer than he thought (more than 500 years)

He's actually from the Previous Era, which was an old civilization a lot more technologically advanced than the Current Era but was destroyed by a cataclysmic explosion (wonder what caused it?)

So Sam is technically many many years old atp but is still mentally the same age as Val

As you can guess he doesn't really take this very well

Turns out there was another pod next to Sam's pod that's been opened meaning that he may not be alone

Sam decides he wants to recover his lost memories and find out what happened to him and also find the person in the other pod, or at least what happened to them

Since he has no idea what the current era is like he enlists Val's help in exchange for helping him pay his rent.

He decides to keep his true identity a secret to not draw attention

He's actually really good at fighting and can hold up with Val pretty well so the two become partners

He's got these strange metal implants inside him, the most visible one around his neck which he's a bit self conscious about.

He doesn't know why it's there but it might have something to do with the blue ring above his head

The halo only turns off when he sleeps/lies down but seems to be above his head no matter what (he doesn't like it cause it draws a lot of attention)

His eyes are really unnatural and actually glow in the dark, another thing that freaks him out

His hair is naturally coral pink and not dyed (which is also a bit strange but not as much as the other things in his opinion)

Sam can't really read well, he's not sure if it's because he never learnt to read or the language has changed so much since he went to sleep, he's also not great at math

Kinda thanks to this he's also not great at budgeting and sometimes spends a lot of money on useless things that piques his interest (which causes him and val to do more bounties, much to val's dismay)

Even though he can be kind of an idiot sometimes, he does his best to fix his mistakes and make it up to people

Weapon of choice is dual guns!

Things he likes:

Sweet drinks (he's got a bad addiction to boba, milkshakes, and smoothies)

Arcade games (sucks at the fighting games but really good at rhythm games)

Astronomy (he knows nearly every constellation and its position by memory, it's kinda scary)

Action movies

Things he doesn't like:

Needles

Narrow hallways and closed spaces

Horror movies

Bugs (they're both screwed i know)

Some other fun facts !!

They live together in Val's apartment, they alternate sleeping on the couch and bed since Val felt bad

Even though Val said he'd only help Sam if he helped pay his rent, he actually didn't mind helping him for free and only added that because Sam insisted

Val is the only one who can cook out of the two, however that doesn't mean he's good at it, so they usually just order out most of the time

The world they live in is a mix between futuristic and post apocalyptic, yeah there's still technology but it's not as great as it was before

Part of this was because after the collapse of the previous era, rebuilding took a crazy long time and there was a big power struggle until the current government took control

There was a 4 year long civil war that happened and ended around 5 years before Sam woke up

There's currently a large supply shortage so for the past few decades so some technology has regressed

Their world is technically an alternate universe of our world, the divergent point happened around the late 1940s, I could go into it more but it's not that plot relevant but it is the reason they don't have a lot of today's modern technology despite it being many years into the future

#ok man that was long #sorry i kinda started infodumping there 😭 #can you tell ive been keeping this story in my head for 4 years now- #whether sam and val end up as romantic interests depends on how i want the story to go tbh #they work either way #romantically or platonically #ngl if they got into a relationship i don't think they'd change- #maybe this is cause i've never been romantically attracted to anyone so i don't really know how to write romance well 😔 #but if you wanna ship them go for it! i don't see why not #hopefully i can put out a comic of them so people can see what they're like #they've been in a few of my most recent animations if you can spot them lol #ty for asking tho <33 i loved writing all this #i never get the chance to just talk about them bc i feel embarassed 😭 #original character #oc #oc lore #haliai ask #retrograde ask #retrograde

[kakejiszkas]

(x)

#don’t ask me how many times I watched this particular performance/moment bc I won’t be able to tell you #lemme just say it was enough times that I decided it had to be giffed #so thanks val for telling me how to do that 🥰 #and thanks for the brain rot 😤 #honestly…the camera glitching at the peak of him throwing his head back is totally relatable bc I too glitches #glitched* #Jake kiszka #Greta van fleet #gvf #Jake gvf #my gif

[milligramspoison]

Val velocity for the blorbo bingo

I love you for sending Val in omg I was hoping someone would send the fucker in cause I love him

Send me a character!

#i genuinely do love val #hate that he killed d cause d didn’t deserve to die #but i do feel like there’s more reasons as to why he’s such an asshole #one of them i believe which is my own hc for him is that he’s the son of korse #i can imagine that it isn’t nice to have an exterminator as your dad and you guys butt heads over different beliefs #val velocity #asks

[claudethecrabdemoness]

It’s Time…

It’s a new year, we’re queer, and the show is officially here. So we all know what that means…

… time to start aggressively shipping all our OCs with Vox.

😝

⚡️🔌🖥️💙🦈⚡️

No but really. The TV man really won this round hands down, both tied behind his back. Which means he and Claude will now be the reigning power couple they were always meant to be.

I’m sorry y’all Husker fuckers (me included) but after his voice change I just…. lost all interest in making them endgame. Which is really sad, considering how much I loved Mick’s interpretation of him. Look look- it’s no hate to Keith, because I love the man, he’s a national treasure we all know this, but he really just isn’t… Husk. To me at least. I adjusted for the show, and it’s… fine… but not what grabs me anymore. And I think that’s ok because now I’m much happier giving him back to Angel in this fic. So… I have to decide what I really want to do in terms of what I’ve already thought up, but Vox is now my main man and I was so happy they didn’t fuck him up at least. (Val is a whole nother disaster I don’t have the strength to get into rn…) The Megara in me is elated he’s literally a confirmed Hades archetype and I can’t resist the siren call of a childish douchebag in a suit with a flatscreen for a face. So mote it be.

But anyway! I’m gonna get back into this side blog and just wanted to announce the shift in storyline. It’s not that much different, but she’s not going to be seducing Husk anymore as a main trope. Not that this really matters much- I barely outlined a coherent plot on here lol. I don’t even know who really follows this anyway. More Claude is def on the way tho, especially now that I have much more content to play with. So if you’re still following me, a big ass thank you and pls enjoy the impending chaos!

#if you’re reading any of this bless you #I watched the season and I have Thoughts #I feel like I’m a fan but only in the most continually frustrated sense #Love the world #Love the premise #Love certain characters #Hate the pacing and writing/directing choices and controversies and drama and immaturity and- #it’s a situationship #but I love my girl Claude so so much #and she deserves the world #so here we are #giving her the flat-headed prince she deserves and NOT Val #oh my god do I hate the voice they gave him #which makes me hate the everything else about him so much more!! just!! augh!!! #it’s the biggest tragedy of 2024 #which I’m fine w compared to the tragedies of last year #*shudder* #seems like everyone pretty much went through their own worst hells right? that was all of us? not just me?? #anyway #now is the era of claude x vox #Vaude? #Clox? #Clorox? Idk

[irulancorrino]

had a dream that I got a job and legit my first thought in the dream was "ohh that job post works, I'm gonna need to reblog that one again saying I got it :)" like lichrally the hold tumblr has on my brain 🤪💀

#also the job was to attend catherine II?? like the russian empress?? #and she was like in her 50s in the dream and boy it got psychosexual real fast #and people were acting like the job was kinda beneath me for some reason #and I was like well at least it pays alright you guys #genuinely WHAT is going on inside my head #jsfdgfhjkhhds #val talks