Fake dating rec list pt 2
Ok so not all of these are technically dating, but accidental marriges or pretend marriges. And I adore them. It is pretend relationships, and that counts, damnit!!!
It’s about the *oh* and about the pining and the almost having, ok?
Part 1, for those who are interested.
Also i might soon make an addition of my own <.<
Please enjoy! <3 OH and if you have any recs for me, please send them my way!!! I would be absolutely delighted to make a part 3!! (but for now my stores are empty)
me lámh le do lámh - asweetepilogue - M - WC: 31502
Geralt realizes, quite suddenly, that Jaskier is aging. He desperately asks the mages for any possible solution, something that could make Jaskier not so terribly mortal, and he finds his answer in an old elven ritual. Geralt decides to use this on Jaskier and himself. He can share his slow aging with Jaskier, and he won’t have to lose the person who, aside from Ciri, might be most important to him.
He just has to make sure that Jaskier doesn’t figure out that they are, technically, getting married.
Ob(li)vious Truth - RavenZaiyo - T - WC: 10854
Jaskier tells many lies, but the only one who believes them is himself. He's sure he'll grow out of that, but in the meantime, it has made things very awkward. You see, he's managed to secure a gig-- a very lucrative one!-- but his reputation proceeds him. When asked if there was a single person he could manage to be satisfied with, he manages to tell the truth without realizing it at first.
Which is why he's now dragging Geralt to the event as his romantic date.
The Bet - ladyprydian - T - WC: 12952
“It was your idea Geralt!” Jaskier says. “ ‘Why don’t you cheat Jaskier’ you said-”
“I did not say that!” Geralt growls.
“ - so if I’m going to cheat you’re going to cheat with me!”
“No Jaskier, absolutely not!”
“Please Geralt. It’s just for December. Be my boyfriend for a month.”
In Want of a Wife - Swankyo0 - T - WC: 9255
“It’s what you haven’t done, son,” Alfred’s voice was brusque and short, but not unkind. Jaskier braced himself. “It’s time you settled down and found a wife.”
The room went silent. Every eye in the room bounced between the two men, no one daring to speak. Every eye except one- Geralt, who sedately finished chewing his breakfast, seeming to completely ignore the pleading glances Jaskier was shooting him. After a long pause, the witcher looked up and glanced around the table, meeting Jaskier’s eye briefly, before stating, calmly, “Can’t. He’s already married.”
“Right, yes, of course,” Jaskier nodded his agreement before actually hearing Geralt’s words. “I’m- wait, uh-"
Say You Love Me - JaskiersWolf - T - WC: 1311
Jaskier accidentally let slipped to his fans that he had a boyfriend (he does not) and that he was bringing a date to the next awards show. Luckily Geralt agrees to be his date for night.
A Grain of Truth in Every Tale - thewightknight - G - WC: 2229
It's that time of year again, when Jaskier's parents make their annual visit. It'll be a week of disapproval and barbed comments, but he'll survive. He always does.
Except this year, it'll be different, because the bouncer at the club where he performs has offered to pretend to be his boyfriend. Now he just has to get through the week without anything going wrong.
Every Second into More -Morcalivan - E - WC: 17 095
As much as he hated to admit it, Jaskier was one of those who had peaked in high school. Back then he had been universally adored and had people left and right begging for his attention. The years since then? No so much any of that. When he received the invitation to his high school reunion, it could not have come at a worst time; not only could he barely book enough jobs to stay alive, but he was woefully single. What he did have was the old standby: lying through his teeth. All he needed was one hot distraction in the form of the one person he could never get to look at him twice: Geralt.
You, Forever -inanoldhouseinparis - G - WC: 16 476
"Julian," his mother interrupted before Jaskier could reply, "if he wasn't trying to assassinate you, why would he be climbing in your bedroom window?"
“Well, you see,” Jaskier was flustered.”Geralt is… Geralt and I, we, uh… That is to say…”
"We're engaged," Geralt interrupted at the same time Jaskier stammered out. “We’re lovers.”
“Engaged!” His mother sounded delighted. “Oh, Julian! Why didn’t you tell me?”
Jaskier was giving a look somewhere in between incredulous and thinly veiled anger - a look that Geralt had never seen end well for the recipient - before he smoothed his face and looked at his mother. “You see, Mother, we had just gotten engaged right before I heard the news about Father. So we decided to wait the appropriate year of mourning before we announced it. We didn’t want to be disrespectful.”
“You could have at least told me, though, Julian,” chided his mother. “You’ve been here for months.”
“Yes, well, I uh, I was waiting until Geralt got here so we could tell you together. Mother, may I introduce you to my fiance, the White Wolf, Geralt of Rivia.”
i wish that we could be real too - mrobrotzly - E - WC: 10 465
[...] it's a tradition, someone had told them earlier, foreign couples had to stand under the arch of red tulips and share a kiss, something about good luck and renewal of the vows and union. It's a stupid idea, but pretending to be married to Jaskier was also a stupid idea and they still followed through it, so whatever.
He pulled the bard under the arch, ignoring the little sound of protest he received for the sudden act.
The men were approaching, but hesitated curiously when they saw where the "couple" was.
"What are you do-" Jaskier didn't have time to finish, Geralt wrapped an arm around his waist, pulling his body close and bringing his lips to the bard's. [...]
I Will Try to Harmonize - moonflowers - T - WC: 22454
When lady luck spits in Jaskier’s face and leads him back to the family home he once fled from, things take a turn he absolutely did not see coming.
(with one of my favorite lines: “You marvellous, sneaky little witcher.” Because that is such a Jaskier think to say, to call Geralt a sneaky lil’ witcher)
What is Mine - wherethewordsare - M - WC: 2785
Jaskier gets unwanted attention at a tavern and goes to Geralt for a bit of help. Then Jaskier gets some very wanted attention and woops this wasn't supposed to go like this.
You Brought Me To This Party (Don't Leave Me Here Behind) -mintedwitcher - E - WC: 3797
Geralt doesn't like parties. There's always bad tempers and backstabbing and so much peacocking it might as well be a sport. And there's always someone with a grudge against his bard. Geralt, ever the long-suffering friend, always has to step in. Sometimes, without entirely thinking it through.
AKA: yet another "fake a relationship to get Jaskier out of trouble at parties" fic. Because why not?
Face the Music- chillestavenger - E - WC: 9177
When Jaskier pretends that he and Geralt are a couple to get out of a sticky situation at court, he assumes it will be a one time thing. He assumes wrong.
A fake dating fic featuring a lot of pining and not much actual Witchering.
lay me in the palm of your hand, I'll give you my permission - charleybradburies - M - WC: 1520
There is the point when they start to speak in white lies, lies intended to protect that do that and then some, growing into something larger, getting absorbed into the mythos they've become - the witcher and his pet bard (or was it the other way round?)
Geraskier Week: Day Three (Protection)
Title from "No Shame" by 5 Seconds of Summer.
A little Favour - Serazimei - G - WC: 22377
Jaskiers father is turning sixty and wants to throw a big party. Of course he won’t take no for an answer when his only son tells him he can’t come. So Jaskier decides to retaliate by causing the hugest scandal he can think of, hopefully giving him a free pass to never visit the Lettenhove estate again. Now didn’t Geralt still owe him after the stunt after the dragon hunt?
Let's Pretend Our Dreams Come True As Years Pass By - whisperedstory - E - WC: 5855
Five times Geralt and Jaskier pretended to be in a relationship and one time they didn't have to..
Yuletide Festivities - valdomarx - T - WC: 1961
Jaskier needs someone to pretend to be his fiancé when he goes home to Lettenhove for the holidays. Of course Geralt gets roped into the job…
No Chance, No Way - faghalforc - E - WC: 43276
A year has passed since the mountain. Since he last saw Geralt of Rivia.
He's been... coping, how he can.
Then, he helps Yennefer, and gets locked up because of it.
Now, all Jaskier wants is out of this god damned cell.
He gets out. Just... not how he planned.
Oh, but he's my husband - TheCrownprincessBride - T - WC: 4298
“Now, give us the bard so he gets what he deserves,” the ochre-tunic guy growls.
“I’m afraid I can’t do that,” Geralt begins, and just as the brothers open their mouths to shout or possibly attack, he adds, “Because my husband spent last night in bed with me.”
Something burns right through Jaskier, catching his breath in his throat for a moment.
“Exactly. What he said. My, uh…,” Jaskier stammers.
“Husband,” the Witcher supplies helpfully, pressing a kiss to the top of Jaskier’s head.
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Five times Geralt and Jaskier pretend to be married... until they're no longer pretending.
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i'm sure you've probably been asked this before but i'm new here and very curious: how did you come into ownership of your house and how are you paying for it? i recently moved in with my boyfriend and the housing situation is... dismal. and we're eventually moving into another house with a friend but we barely make enough money combined to support ourselves. i'm just curious as to what it takes to be content because you are living in such a dream house to me and i would love to achieve that one day. ty and have a great day!
I'm not going to pretend that my homeownership is some kind of one-man bootstraps success story; it's not. I got lucky in a lot of ways. It's a combination of stuff.
I haven't owned my house for long--it'll be two years this August. When I started saving for a house, I was lucky enough to be able to live with family and basically eliminate the majority of my living expenses, which allowed me to save a much higher percentage of my salary than I would otherwise have been able to save. I was driving an hour and a half for my daily commute, but it was worth it to not be paying rent. Having a bunch of roommates prior to that also helped. I have almost no debt--I did law school on 100% scholarship, and picked a cheap undergrad university. (This actually backfired--my credit score simply did not exist until waaaay later in my life than is recommended if you want a mortgage. I struggled to find a lender that would work with me even though I was stably employed and had a cash down payment ready.)
I also bought a home in a non-urban area; I live in a fairly small town. My house is also not very expensive; it was between $150-$200K when I bought it. That's due, in part, to the location (small town), the tiny lot (less than a quarter acre), the age (120+ years), and the need for a lot of superficial updates and repairs. It's structurally sound for the most part, but it's dated.
I'm a lawyer. It's easy to miss, since I post like an idiot, but I am regularly reminded that sometimes even morons pass the Bar. I don't make the kind of crazy money most people assume lawyers make, but for a single-person household I'm okay. I was able to make a fairly sizeable down payment--more than was strictly necessary, actually--so my monthly mortgage is actually less than $1k, which is still mindboggling to me. It's good, because this house DOES need work.
But with all that said, it still wasn't easy. I got my first job when I was a freshman in high school and I have been continuously employed since then. Between the ages of 18-28 there was never a time that I held less than two jobs; most of the time I had three, and it...sucked. It was fun, a lot of the time, but mostly that kind of unpredictable schedule is just exhausting at a subconscious level. I remember the week before the Bar, still working two jobs, being in the library at 3 am, my brain melting out my ears, and cruising Zillow listings for bombed-out houses in Detroit being sold for pennies on the dollar, thinking that if nothing else, I could buy one of those and make it work one repair at a time. I went to law school because I wanted to be able to buy my own house. I moved out of the city so I could buy my own house. I shaped a lot of my life around the need and want to have my own space. I have spent years sitting up late at night and looking at real estate listings I couldn't dream of affording.
I don't know if that helps. I guess the only advice I could give is that if homeownership is a big priority for you, maybe look for areas where real estate is affordable(ish; I know what it's like these days) and see what it would take for you to be able to live there. A lot of the time, if there's good bones to work with, the rest is just what you make of it.
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Hey, I'm not sure if this was said before but reading the QSMP dev's Notion I just thought about something.
What if the reason they didn't have a lot of French admins was because of currency exchange?
In it they mention that they at first received 22 dollars per hour. With that pay, while an European might just receive 20 euros, a Brazilian will get 109, which is a lot to make hourly by our standards.
Tbh I'm a minor and have never worked so I'm not very good at this, but it seems plausible to me at least.
This is a great point anon ! I actually thought about it before but I don’t really know if this came into play when they recruited admins because as we know admins weren’t getting paid regardless of their nationality or where they reside.
However this may be an important factor in the future if Qstudios keep admins but this time while giving them a salary of some other form of monetary compensation.
I’ll admit that I’m not too aware of how wide exactly the medium pay gap is between the main countries represented in QSMP. But your point about french admins would also probably apply to german admins too (I believe Chayanne and Empanada both are from Germany but not 100% sure).
So yeah I don’t know if pay would be the same for everyone regardless of what is considered a « normal » hourly amount in their respective countries or if it would be adjusted to their individual situations.
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