i love that luke skywalker - who grew up on tatooine wearing potato sacks - took one look at jedi fashion and was like "nope. lmao. not in your life" and proceeds to annihilate the galaxy w the most cosmic drip anyone has ever seen, the most well-fitted bitch everywhere he goes, even while sequestered on an empty planet in the middle of nowhere w the equivalent of a green 5 year old who only eats macaroni & frogs
padme (queen of dressing insane) would be so proud
the fact that troy and abed canonically hold hands casually. that troy canonically holds abed and strokes his hair when he’s having a hard time. that abed canonically sacrifices his life for troy. that troy canonically wants to have abed’s children. that troy canonically calls their apartment “la casa chez Trobed” and abed canonically names his unofficial label “Tro-bed records.” THEY CANONICALLY LOVE EACH OTHER AND VIEW EACH OTHER AS SOULMATES. these bitches have done everything except say the words “we’re gay and dating” they’re so canon idc idc IDC
People are freaking the fuck out about episode 100, Buck, Bothered, Bewildered, but I'm more focused on episode 101, You Don't Know Me
Is episode 100 going to be a musical? My clown makeup says yes, for funsies
HOWEVER!!!!
No matter what happens in episode 100, episode 101 is gonna air a week later and I think that's what's gonna break us
Episode 101 is the episode that we're gonna have to focus on for two whole weeks instead of the usual one. Episode 101 is the episode that's gonna end on a cliffhanger and we're just gonna have to deal with it. Episode 101 is the episode that'll address whatever happened in episode 100, but leave us screaming about whatever happened in the last 5 minutes that won't get addressed right away because the shows taking a mid-season break. Episode 101 is the episode that's titled, "You Don't Know Me" that's gonna air after the show has its big 100th musical extravaganza. EPISODE 101 IS THE LAST 911 CONTENT WE ARE GOING TO GET FOR TWO. WHOLE. WEEKS!!!
I'm looking at posts on here and on Twitter and I don't think people realize that!
Everyone's so focused on "OMG BUCK TITLE EPISODE AND ITS NAMED AFTER A SONG THATS TALKING ABOUT FALLING IN LOVE HOLY SHIT BUDDIE CANON SEASON 7!!!!" Which, I mean, same... 😅😅😅🤡🤡🤡 but they're not seeing the big picture!
We're gonna get to see whatever happens next in episode 101, but I don't want people to be completely blindsided when episode 101 ends and they realize they're gonna be forced to sit and process whatever the fuck they just saw. For, again,
TWO!!!!
WHOLE!!!!!!
WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!
PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!! YOUR SANITY IS AT RISK!!!!
also episode 101 is gonna air on my birthday so I will take partial responsibility for whatever happens lol But only partial! I'm warning you bitches ahead of time so be prepared
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Fulton County Clerk Offers Explanation for How the Indictment Appeared Online
Spencer Brown: Now, on Tuesday afternoon, the Fulton County Clerk is trying again to explain how the Trump indictment was posted before the grand jury had made its decision. The Fulton County clerk simply picked a few random charges — out of an unknown litany of options with which a defendant can be charged — and those sample charges turned out to be the exact ones the grand jury handed up against Trump? That coincidence remains unaddressed in the multiple statements from county authorities and still deserves some answers (Townhall)? Daily Caller: Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis dodged a question about a leaked indictment document that briefly appeared online earlier in the day during her Monday night press conference following the indictment of former President Donald Trump. A grand jury in Fulton County, Georgia, handed down ten indictments Monday night, charging Trump and other associates over Trump’s efforts to contest the 2020 election results in the state. A document listing charges against Trump was posted on the website of the Fulton County courts Monday afternoon before being deleted, Reuters initially reported (Daily Caller). Greg Price: Reporter asks Fani Willis about the supposedly “fictitious” Trump indictment posted online earlier that now matched the official charges: “I can’t tell you anything about what you’re referring to… I’m not an expert on clerks duties or even administrative duties so I’m not gonna speculate” (Twitter).
"The US State Department has approved the potential sale of tank cartridges and related equipment to Israel for an estimated $106.5 million, the Pentagon says."
Dear US citizens. If this doesnt make you angry, i dont know what will. Your money is spent by your government to fund an army that doesnt need anymore equipments for war (bc of how much your government already paid to this army). Your money that should be spent on the betterment of your people, for education, food, jobs, housing is being spent to kill children. To kill women and men, humans like you. Keep the skin color and religion aside. They are all human beings. If your government doesnt care about that part, what makes you think they care about anyone else?