Clan jobs!
Unlike in canon, all the warriors are human in this au and require more jobs than just hunting. Each warrior has a second job to do when they aren't preforming their warrior duties. Apprentices select their jobs after they are done with warrior training. They are trained by other warriors to do these jobs in a less formal manner. He's some examples from the first series
Trademaster-In charge of keeping track of trade between clans and tallying clan supplies (Bluestar and Whitestorm
Blacksmith- makes anything that requires metal and makes weapons (Smallear, Cloudtail, Brambleclaw)
Den keeper- in charge of managing the public clan areas like the clan hall and sorting out conflicts between warriors (Speckletail and Ferncloud)
Leatherworker- makes leather and fixes everyone's armor (Tigerclaw, Longtail, Brightheart)
Monster Hunter- in charge of making sure monsters don't endanger the rest of the clan and organizing monster hunts (Redtail, Runningwind, Darkstripe, Sandstorm, Thornclaw)
Tailor- weaves and dyes cloth, makes and fixes clothes (Goldenflower and Firestar)
Carpentry- builds with wood and builds/fixes houses (Mousefur, Dustpelt, Brackenfur, )
Farmers-takes care of all the horses, pigs, chickens, goats and sheep (Ashfur, Dappletail, Lionheart, one-eye)
Cooking- cooks for the whole clan with the occasional assistance of warriors pulled into the kitchen (Willowpelt, Brindleface, Greystripe)
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Moor on the hill incorrect quotes
Ravenpaw: I have a new hoodie.
Scourge: Wrong.
Scourge: We have a new hoodie
Flametail: Did Jayfeather just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Kestrelflight: Yeah, they did.
Flametail: And did I just do finger guns back?
Kestrelflight: Yeah, you did.
Antpelt: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Breezepelt: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Ivypool: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Blackstar, sweating: Sol, there’s something I need to ask you-
Sol: Finally! You’re proposing!
Blackstar: How’d you know?
Sol: Blackstar, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Sol: I even picked it up once.
Leona: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Ruggie: 'Prettiest Smile'
Jack: 'Nicest Personality'
Epel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Deuce: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Ruggie, to the other trainees: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
Breezepelt: Why are you on fire?
Ruggie: This is just how my day is going.
Mistberry: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Blossomfall: Cannibalism.
Mistberry: *confused chewing noises*
Snowtuft: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Frecklewish: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Mapleshade walks in*
Frecklewish: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Ashfur: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Scourge: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
Dustpelt: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Firestar: I wrote you a poem.
Dustpelt, already crying: You did?
Antpelt: That was so hot, Breezepelt.
Breezepelt: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Antpelt: I'm so in love with you.
Breezepelt: What are you in the mood for?
Ivypool: World domination.
Breezepelt: That's a bit ambitious.
Ivypool: You are my world.
Breezepelt: Aww...
Ivypool:
Breezepelt:
Ivypool:
Breezepelt: OH
Jayfeather: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Flametail: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Flametail: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Kestrelflight: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Flametail: That one. I want that one.
Jayfeather: I’m in love with you.
Kestrelflight: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Jayfeather: I know.
Kestrelflight: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Epel, to Ruggie: We had a date!
Epel: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Ravenpaw: Would never stab anyone.
Ashfur: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Brick: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Bone: Would stab without warning.
Scourge: Would stab as a warning.
Snowtuft: Last night I found out Frecklewish is a sleep talker.
Mapleshade: Oh, really?
Snowtuft: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Maggottail: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Darkstripe: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Tigerstar: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Antpelt: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Ivypool, blushing: Okay.
Breezepelt: It's fucking summer.
Ashfur: Relationships should be 50/50. Bone cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Mistberry, throwing their head into Blossomfall's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!Blossomfall, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Human Warrior clans and trading
Each clan has their own special exports that they use for leverage in trading with other clans.
They have an unspoken agreement to not step on each other's toes, but toes are frequently stepped on
Trade is usually handled by the deputy and the trade master, a senior warrior who is specially trained for keeping track of trade (they know math)
Trade is usually upon request but every gathering they have a little market set up with knickknacks and traditional foods
Anything they can't get from other clans or make themselves they hesitantly get from nearby villiages
Clans may also hire members of allied clans for labor they aren't good at do (ex: Shadowclan hiring Windclan to demolish fallen boulders or Thunderclan hiring Riverclan to help them build stormproof houses)
Thunderclan- lumber, wool, poultry, dyes, potatoes and pork
Windclan- silk, wheat, horses, livestock, coal and raw metal, gunpowder
Shadowclan- monster parts, herbs, peat, rice and nuts, shellfish
Riverclan- fish and fish oil, shells, sugar, citrus fruits, Sea monster parts,
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