#we don’t deserve them

[adriftwoods]

screaming and crying and throwing up over how good udon noodles are

#word salad #we don’t deserve them

[jacketpotatoo]

I binged a novel last night in one sitting after a very long time of not reading physical books for leisure and all it made me realise first-hand was - hot damn. how do I get to read stuff on ao3 for free with the same tropes executed so much better

#fanfic authors have spoiled me #we don’t deserve them #it’s good to know I can devour books quickly still at least #anyway if you guys have book recommendations hmu #jp rambles

[plotjotsandespressoshots]

One of my fav parts of the fall and winter is that my fuzzy, warm dog lays in the middle of the bed and I get the privilege of curling up around her.

#dogs #we don’t deserve them

[thevices]

He’s fast as fuck boiiii

#cats #we don’t deserve them

[being-worthy]

Highlight of my day, and most likely of my week, I GOT TO PET A BEAGLE!!! 😭🥰

I know some of you might see this as something silly but here people really dislike if you pet their pets, even if the doggy comes towards you, sits next to you (half on one of your feet), and just begs for pets, and this is how it happened to me!!

#puppies #they’re too precious #too precious for this world #we don’t deserve them

[rexismycopilot]

I am so sorry about your cat, I don’t have any pets, but I can’t believe what it would be like to lose something so close to you and your heart

Thanks, friend. He was my buddy and it’s hard not having him around. He was the best cat.

#ask #the-storms-eye #pets are too good for this world #we don’t deserve them

[applied-soup]

Boooooo why is anyone giving the UK points

#we don’t deserve them

[gaypanicatd]

Oh to be sitting in a field and have a cow lay it’s weary head on my lap as I rest my legs.

#cow #I love cows #cows are amazing #we don’t deserve them

[bottombaron]

oh ok so its the usual no-homo bullshit you always hear, good to know.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #look im a reasonable guy #i dont get worked up easily and ive been around writers rooms and understand the pressures of writing a big show like wwdits #hell i even liked season 4 #but this has got to be one of the most offensive bs ive read that wasnt from 2015 #‘its only a small (but vocal) amount of people that actually want to see them together’ #‘their love isnt ~s*xual~ they dont need to kiss its more ~profound~ than that’ #‘you don’t REALLY want to see them together! (thats gross!)’ #also ‘the power dynamic is ~problematic~’??? are you kidding me??? #jfc its like someone literally got this out of the queerbating handbook from 2010 #and like yeah i know wwdits isnt queerbating but its queerness feels more performative when it treats an actual central relationship #like its a gross kinkything only a few freaks on the internet want #instead of a legitimate plausible story that deserves exploration #nandermo should be a triumph - a victory for the characters and something the writers should be pleased with writing #not…this. #like it’s some problem pressured reluctantly upon them that needs to be carefully defused #this has left a bad taste in my mouth

[daisychain-unchained]

It’s brilliant how Zeppelin transformed the riff from Bron-Y-Aur Stomp into Jennings Farm Blues and gave us an even greater instrumental

#i’ve officially married that one and La La backing track #we don’t deserve them #also i see and appreciate your tambourine contribution robert #he goes so hard with it at the end lol #led zeppelin #rambling on #the deluxe albums have so many gems

[stuckinapril]

used to daydream about fairytale reconciliations after pretty much every platonic or romantic fallout i ever had, but sometimes it’s healthier to just accept that someone will never own up bc they don’t think you’re worth the trouble. anyone who truly cares would move mountains just to make sure that they communicate w you if they truly want to rectify the situation. but sometimes it’s their ego getting in the way, sometimes they have a narrative of you in their head they’re determined not to break, and sometimes they just don’t care enough about you to even consider it. they don’t have respect for the friendship or relationship in its posthumous state bc it was nothing to them, or at the very least it doesn’t eclipse their pride or their desire to appear correct in a situation or just outright the need to be done w the situation rather than be a good person. still guilty of this but i’ve been getting better at just nipping the delusion in the bud and just being okay w accepting that someone truly does not care. until they prove they do that is the assumption i go w every time. and it is saving me a lot of heartache

#i held out on my ex for MONTHS after we broke up thinking he’d hit me up and be like yo sorry #u did not deserve the way that went down. i should’ve gone about it better #i should’ve taken ur feelings into consideration bc if nothing else the time spent together meant something #even if in the present moment it’s done and i don’t see us going back #i think i owe u that. at the very least in honor of what we had #but did he say any of those things #NO #i’m fine #i’ve had this happen w friendships too like people are just ruthless sometimes and they justify it or just don’t care enough to be better #trying to microdose on delusion less and accept things for what they are #these tags are a roller coaster but i’m keeping them in anyway bc i need something to look back at this weekend #p

[obsessedwithstarwars]

FIGHT SCENE (that came to me while sick and slightly out of it so bear with me if it sounds CRAZYYYY)

Jazz is fighting some villain. Villain tries to use her dead brother as emotional collateral. She ignores it, seemingly unaffected, and continues to fight.

At some point the villain will be almost defeated, awaiting the final blow. They try one final plea to the red haired woman defeating them, “What would your brother say?”

At that moment, a boy falls through the ceiling, landing on the ground in front of the woman with a smug smile on his face. “I’D SAY -Actually wait hold on a sec.”

The boy gently tugs on the woman’s foot. “Jazz c’mere!” He loudly whispers.

She lets out an irritated sigh, says “Fine.”and hops over until her foot is lightly resting on his stomach. It’s almost picturesque. Her standing triumphantly on the boy who has now dramatically put his hand to his head.

He cries out (with a shit eating grin on his face), “OVER MY DEAD BODY!”

Villain: …

Danny: …

Villain: …

Danny: GET IT? Because I’m DEAD???

Jazz: “Ugh, you’re SO dramatic.”

Danny: Eh, it was funnier in my head.

Villain: …But he’s not dead?!

Danny: Would a LIVE person be able to do THIS? *does something completely normal and human*

Villain: …

Danny: …

Villain: yes.

Danny: Dammit. How about THIS? *does another completely normal human thing*

Villain: …

Danny: …

Villain: …also yes.

Danny: You’ve gotta be shitting me.

Jazz: Just soup them already!

Danny: No no! I will figure this out! How about THIS?

Villain: Yes but WHY would you WANT TO?!

Danny: Ugh Fine. What about this one??

Villain: …I personally don’t know how to do that, but yes that is something a person could do.

Danny: Really? It’s easy! Here, let me show you!

Jazz: …

Jazz: I’m going home.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #jazz fenton #danny fenton #jasmine fenton #honestly could be normal DP #but I like the idea of Joker or Riddler being the villain #or HARLEY #Danny has a flair for the dramatics #Jazz indulges him but that doesn’t mean she has to like it #have some bats in the background like #should we break this up? #or give suggestions #Jazz could point out the intangibility and falling through the ceiling and floating down to the floor #but if no one has pointed it out yet then they don’t deserve the help #bats is over there like #what does she mean by soup them already #does she want to give them a meal #or turn them into soup #this idea took hold of me and said WRITE IT #I was literally in the middle of a tv show when this scene came to me #I started laughing and had to stop the show to write this #sorry if it’s unintelligible #also I imagine Danny with Jake Peralta vibes from Brooklyn 99 #do with that what you will

[rotzaprachim]

all the people who’ve decided to spend the last week harassing diasporic Jews and unveiling mass antisemitism in a now socially appropriate way have done such hard work for the Zionism fandom.

#If you don’t want Jews to live in IS maybe you should not be actively hostile to them when they don’t live there???? #😧 #Idk not only did a kosher restaurant get vandalized where my friends lived but red paint was splayed down the door of #A school kids go to. #What are we supposed to take away from that???? #One of my friends got told Jewish women deserved to be sexually assaulted? What’s she supposed to take away from that????

[happyheidi]

#we don’t deserve them!!! #cottagecore #nature #naturecore #sheep #lambs #animals #farmcore #farm animals

[afloralrib]

It’s funny how easily “I’m not in love with you” turns into “I don’t want you to die, Mizrak,” only to watch him, teary-eyed, as he walks away.

#i don’t know what i’ll do if they don’t get a good ending #they deserve it #castlevania mizrak #castlevania olrox #olrox x mizrak #otp: i’m not in love with you #can we please come up with a ship name for them? #castlevania: nocturne #castlevania: nocturne spoilers

[gwandas]

“Nesta was mean to Feyre and I’ll never forgive her blah blah blah” whomp whomp and she was pretty while doing it idgaf!

#nesta archeron #acotar #pro nesta #and we don’t even need to touch on her being mean to the IC they all deserved it every time she was mean to them