#we dont know

[industrations]

HO HO HO MERRY JITTYMAS

To kick off the festivities my fellow lawnchairs @imdamagecontrol @alarainai and i have written a very extremely cursed lovely christmas fic

If at any point you ask yourself "what is going on" or "why does it low-key have plot" just know that we do not know either

We present a lawnchair original:

The Jitties

#the lawn chairs #why is it 3k #we dont know #please do read the tags #they are part of the experience #space jellyfish #relish block tag:

[ahappydnp]

the scariest thing about dan is he could literally pop up anytime anywhere doing anything and alter your foreseeable future

#we have heard from him in weeks he could literally be doing anything #like the fact that tomorrow he could either: #be spotted in a different country or drop an hour long video with some earth shattering info #or be completely silent/maybe tweet something cursed #WE DONT KNOW

[balfeen]

guys would you believe im obsessing over a new guy

#giggles and kicks my legs #aroace #its the possible autism #we dont know #the diagnosis prossess isnt done #but anyhoo #it’s swallowtail #from #daughter of a thousand faces #i dont care #if he might he sus #i like this one

[goatwithaplan]

100 followers

#you might be wondering while gale looks like he smoked several blunts #however #we dont know #well i do know why but its funnier this way

[comptonboole]

Gustavo is so funny to me I think he's literally this guy that nobody knows shit about even years after the tower. He's just. Some guy who's apparently travelled the world?? But he doesn't say anything about it, he knows so many people that you wouldn't expect him to. He's the skill monkey of the cast. He's so strange and has all these weird habits and passing mentions he makes.

And nobody even knows what his surname is

#pizza tower #something si funny about little italian being the strangest beast on earth #hes normal but how do we know he hasn't killed people #what if hes bearer of a curse #we dont know

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

A mutual sent me a little "fact" she found online. We don't know if it's true, but it was in one of those "fun facts" articles, and sometimes they take liberties...

But, even if it's not true, I can still imagine that it is. 😆

Apparently:

"While making The Pit and Pendulum, Price liked to wear pink socks under his costume. To costar Barbara Steele, he confided that it was “Just a little kink of mine, darling.”

#vincent price #fun fact #? #true? #false? #we dont know #article #bicon #bisexual god #bisexual #god i love him #the pit and the pendulum #barbara steele #bts #oh god i wish this were true

[steddieyes]

Yeah, yeah, whumptober with your favorite characters, yeah.. what about BRCU?? Sick Arlo, all at home trying to make mac 'n cheese before slumping down on the couch to feel better?? Tissues all over the ground, he doesn't know what he's doing, he hasn't been this sick in.. ever. His fever is high, nobody bothers to worry when he doesn't show up at the studio because it's a good day when he does show up. He doesn't know why he feels hot and cold at the same time, maybe he's dying? It's his best guess.

Maybe 2 days go by, Manjusha's wherever, maybe at work. And maybe Sasha eventually shows up, walks right on in because the door was left open and unlocked. Maybe she calls Arlos name a few times, get a sad sniff in response. Just maybe, she finds a sad, red nosed, sick Arlo huddled up in his rocketship blanket with enough tissues surrounding him to be a fire hazard and a half, looking more tired than usual. More... pathetic.

(Picture below is the scene for reference, more all over the place like. Just replace Ms.Bory with sasha :)) (NOT A SHIP BY THE WAY!! She's just worried)

(Also posted to me ao3(@Arloooh), and I hope to write it out fully there soon enough:))

#i really want to right this more in depth but ive never written a fic before #oh well? #ill do it soon #arlo you poor guy :( #arlo dittman #brandon rogers #brcu #magic funhouse #mr marble #sasha barbican #manjusha magic funhouse #where the hell is ms.bory?? #we dont know #i dont #whumptober 2023 #whump #oneshot

[fandomfuntimem]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!

You know what Santa brought me?

Hopital visit.

#funtime speaketh #text post #not a fandom #christmas #merry crisis everyone! #i had some crazy chest pains that kept me awake all night #it could be heart disease bronchitis or dehydration #we dont know

[h0wdyydee]

POORLY DRAWN GROGU EVERYDAY UNTIL 2022 ENDS: DAY 163

Someone’s been listening to phantom of the opera 25th anniversary at the royal albert hall from 2011 (it’s me.)

Side note I made the unfortunate connection between ramin karimloo’s phantom giving me gender envy AND making me like characters that wear masks. So.

#I’m not even kidding rn #this fucking musical and this production have done irreversible damage on my brain #for better or for worse #WE DONT KNOW #the phantom to mando pipeline. #the mandalorian #howdy draws #grogu #daily poorly drawn grogu #baby yoda #din djarin #poto #phantom of the opera

[sage-greenery]

mike wheeler you dont even know what you are

#no one knows #we dont know #he doesnt know #the duffers sure dont know #biggest mystery of the year ong #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i dont know what you are

[icallhimjoey]

Hii I’m sorry but I’m a bit confused with your new fic but who is Wesley ? ✨🙌✨

#thats the thing #we dont KNOW

[socksandbuttons]

Geno, the brother magnet /j - Paper'd Jokes

No no,.... ur right tho

He's not done gathering brothers Yet

wait

there we go Unseen is Sans taking the photo and hes Bro # 2

#undertale au #undertale art #geno sans #papyrus au #would error be bro 1/2??? #we dont KNOW #geno paps has a similar issue where he adopts several brothers #and frisk #emo dubbed him his favourite brother #also there is a small thing in this u cant reallly see but its There #myart #paperd returns

[multifariousmayhem]

hate it when people ask “well if you are this tired now what are you gonna do in 20 years”

I DONT KNOW 

I DONT FUCKING KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE 

dont they think that if i had a cure to cfs i would have taken it already??? FUCKERS

#cfs #fuck #chronic fаtiguе ѕуndrоmе #i am exhausted #i dont know #we dont know #im just trying to get through this week #through this day #through this specific hour #dont ask me 20 years ahead fucking hell #cerulean cyan

[mhsfactsreloaded]

mr salamon and mr tigrel are in a happy relationship and went on a honey moon. the yellow lizard class and blue spider class are moved into 1 room with 1 teacher for the time being.

#we are so happy for em #midnight horror school #mhs #btw is it mr salaman or mr salamon #we dont know #ejenwjsnsjakqkq

[omgeto]

I heard French people moan weird so anon how did your bf sound during uh-

ALSO!!! Did he have a big …. Baguette…

TO MY CROISSSANT TIT ANON, THIS ANON HAS A QUESTION FOR U!!

#will croissant tit anon #ever see this and return #we dont know #but the jury is out DOES LOGN DISTANCE FRENCHC BOYFRIEND HAVE A BIG BAGUETTE #WE SHALL SEE #xoxo gossip girl 💋 #unknown sender — ★

[fatcatlittlebox]

On second thought, are we sure Galadriel dropped Sauron because of his Save or Rule brainfart? Maybe it’s because of option A or B, he wrote in C. All of the above and she’s like…commitment issues ho, red flag 🚩

#it coulve been RULe #we dont know #like all he said was Collab? #and gals immediately ANd KiLL eVERyone???? 😈 #and hes like chill i just said lets partner up on this middle earth project but we can see where it goes #dANG this one is intense #lol she wants you to commit slutty sauron #haladriel #haladriel meta #saurondriel #sauron x galadriel #trop speculation