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[marivenah]

FLUFFTOBER - DAY 22

Picking (Flowers) - for Aiden

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Pairing: Aiden x Faith

Characters: Aiden Hunter, Faith Seed

Words: 1k

A little late because I didn't manage to finish it in time and then wanted to drop it completely, BUT I picked it back up and completed it!

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The colourful grassland out in Hope County holds so much beauty Aiden never really noticed before. Funny that all it took was a war — a cause he now dedicated his life to.

Though, he didn’t exactly expect to be needed for this. But he is not complaining. The silence is comforting. So far into the Henbane Region, away from all this mess. The Project, the Resistance, and everything in between.

They had more Peggies with them at first — uh, Brothers and Sisters — but Faith sent them away, leaving only her and Aiden. He’d lie if he said that he wouldn’t feel a little safer with more Chosen around. Who knows if Laurie is going to show up.

The Deputy.

The grip on his rifle tightens when she comes to mind. Aiden hopes that the Deputy will see that she is fighting the wrong fight. That she’ll see the light and put an end to the conflict.

In the background, Faith is roaming over the flower field, her dress gently swaying with her movement. One would only ever see her with Bliss flowers but today she decided to collect all different kinds of flowers. Right now, she’s picking lilies. White ones.

“Lilium candidum, more commonly known as the white lily. While lilies come in many different colours, such as yellow, orange, and red — the Madonna lily is the purest of them all. It symbolizes modesty and innocence of the soul. And yet it earned the name ‘flower of sadness’.”

Aiden listens intently. He didn’t expect to get a lesson in botany, but it sounds intriguing enough. Especially when narrated by Faith.

Her fingers carefully brush over the white petals.

If the agitation didn’t keep him on high alert, the Chosen would’ve questioned the sight. Is it real or just another Bliss dream? The Siren looks more like an angel to him.

“Do you think something so pure, can be so woeful?”, she asks.

One cold shiver runs down Aiden’s spine and takes all of his tautness with it when he realizes the question was directed at him. Jacob taught him that Faith’s words are never to be questioned. But what does the protocol say for questions she has for him?

Faith makes a beeline and now stands close to him, allowing for direct eye contact. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t take his eyes off hers. The green is hypnotizing, in a strangely gentle and comforting way.

Is this another test? Or genuine curiosity?

To not risk anything, the Chosen answers with a counter question, “Is sadness something negative to you?”

She tilts her head but shows no sign of confusion on her face. The soft smile still lingering on her lips. Her hands are neatly clasped behind her back. The answer to his question seems to be obvious to her.

He gives in, “I think sadness can be something positive, in its own way. It shows that the person is emotionally affected. That there is a deeper meaning behind it all. If there is no happiness nor sadness all that’s left is indifference.”

No words follow but Faith is still eagerly listening. Obviously, waiting for the answer to her question.

Aiden clears his throat, “I do believe purity and sadness aren’t mutually exclusive. On some occasions, one can even lead to the other.”

That is when her eyes drift away and the smile drops slightly. Not a spontaneous question, seeing as the answer gave her reason to think.

“Depending on the circumstances”, he adds.

Then, she puts the lilies away. While the Herald rummages through her pile of flowers, she starts humming. The melodic sound is as ever soothing.

“Do you think something pretty can hide an ugly truth underneath?” Another question from Faith.

She pulls a yellow flower from the basket. At first glance, it seems to be a dandelion but at closer inspection — after she hands it to him — the petals are different.

She continues her little lesson, “Tanacetum. It symbolizes protection, resistance, and health. Beneath it though, the core reveals itself to be poisonous.” Faith’s voice has just as much venom in it as the word itself.

Aiden would ask her why she picked the flower in the first place, but the Project most definitely has good use for poisonous flowers. And everyone has their role to play, including plants it seems.

“Everything that is pretty, has a secret. Something dark that it’s hiding. That’s why it is pretty. Otherwise, it can’t deceive. Which it does to survive in this endless circle of life and death. After all, life is all about survival, is it not?”, she asks, putting the flower back.

Only the strong survive.

“It shouldn’t be”, the Chosen mutters under his breath.

Within a heartbeat, Faith grabs one of Aiden’s hands, caging it between her own. “Our home is being poisoned by those pretending to be saviours — disguising it as healing. It is them who have turned it into a fight for survival and then put the blame on us.”

The Resistance. If only they were able to see the truth. If only his sister would have followed him.

“Don’t let yourself get fooled by its shell, by its façade. It cannot give you what it promises.” The Herald’s view is fixed on their conjoined hands, softly squeezing the Chosen’s hand. “But once we enter New Eden, all of this will finally be over, giving our lives a new purpose.”

The contact makes him feel unsure, but at the same time, there’s warmth spreading in his chest. This sensation shouldn’t come over him. When Jacob finds out —

“You know”, Faith starts, her lips curving into a smile, “When I think of you, what comes to mind is protection, of course. But, also healing. True healing. You took the step. The leap of faith. You wanted to be forgiven, to be reborn. And you succeeded. Because you had faith.”

He had faith. He still has faith. So much work, so much remorse wrapped him into a cocoon of misery, unable to find a way out. Then, faith found him. Ironically, his faith is standing right in front of him.

A selfish thought. He mentally shakes it off.

She continues, “Much like the Achillea, or Yarrow as most would call it, you healed. Something you decided to do all on your own.”

From the pile of flowers, she hands him red ones, which he assumes, are Yarrows.

“The red ones fit you best.”

#oc: aiden hunter #x: darkest before the dawn #txt.aiden #mywriting* #mine.ft23 #i hope i wrote her dialogue correctly lol #she's not trying to manipulate him here #i do think she truly believes in whatever the fuck she's saying #we love a delulu queen <3 #meanwhile he's just 😳😍 #the flowers were chosen on purpose btw! each of them represents someone 😌 #btw if you see any editing errors or things in [brackets] pls tell me lol

[landograndprix]

╰┈➤ ❝ desire • l.n c.l ❞ vii

part six - part eight

➪ Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.

➪ life goes on and it's up to you to decide who stays and who goes.

➪ established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando

➪ reader really growing and living her best life like she should. Spelling mistakes add character 😉 if you haven't been tagged, know that I either wasn't able to tag you or simply forgot to add you to my list, I'm not ignoring you, please send me a message if i did!

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charlesgirlies can you tell zoë to stop growing so fast? 🥺

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mrsnorris once again lando hanging out with them..

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norrizz pretty sure they broke up

mrsnorris sure because you know them personally right?

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landonorris we did in fact find nemo 🐠

↳ y/nusername and now we've lost dory :(

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charliecharlie who's millie?

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charliecharlie why she look so young?

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milliexoxo I'm 19 that's probably why I look so young, thanks 🤩

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y/nusername week 1. 🇧🇭

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milliexoxo my cute little gurlfriend is stealing the show 😍

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manon_roux ma petite princesse me manque :( (missing my little monkey)

bott_ass can't wait to see you and jenson judge Danica on love tv 😍

↳ hamilt44n honestly can't wait for y/n to shut Danica up

charliecharlie I don't think jenson would've survived another season without y/n 💀

charles_leclerc ma jolie princesse ❤️ (my pretty princess)

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charlesgirlies millie >>>>> noelle

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hamilt44n is zoë always so happy? 😭

norrizz okay girl, I see the subtle hints 👀

↳ norry4 the nails 😭

charles16 they're orange not mclaren colors..

norry4 same thing to me 😭

charles16 y'all reaching too much, she's still with charles

norry4 it's alright bestie, I've been living in delulu land too, I'll help you through it

yukisan I love you mother, I hope you know that 🥰

landonorris amazing photographer, could you tag him?

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landonorris nice, great guy that is

landonorizz YOU'RE TELLING ME LANDO TOOK THAT SEXY ASS PICTURE?!

luhamilton I bet they make sex tapes 👀

landonorrizz only fans when??? 👀

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Desire taglist; @fangirl-dot-com @sainzluvrr @writingworlds @chezmardybum @lewisvinga @xjval @fanficweasley @rockyhayzkid @aundercover @thecubanator2 @minchedchilli @crimeshowjunkie @alisoncasey21 @eeviepepi08 @shamelesspotatos @sleepybrokenmelle @leireggsworld @janeholt3 @iamahalicinationn @dessxoxsworld @kapsylia @22yuki @dark-night-sky-99 @sheslikeacurse @nerdreader

Everything taglist; @thomaslefteyebrow @hopefulinlove @smoothopz @softboystarkey @honethatty12 @cixrosie @parkersmjs @ireadthensuetheauthors @celestialams @be-your-coffee-pot @heli991113 @kodzuvk @reality-is-a-con @80sloverry @bibissparkles @myescapefromthislife @lanando4 @elliegrey2803 @ravisinghs-wife @harrysdimple05 @minkyungseokie @pretty-little-bunny382728 @thatgirlthatreadswattpad @severewobblerlightdragon @cherry-piee @namgification

Lando taglist: @beatricemiruna @simp-for-fictional-people @landossainz @christianpulisic10 @bored-brunette2 @i83andrew

#lando norris x reader #charles leclerc x reader #lando norris x you #charles leclerc x you #lando norris #charles leclerc #lando norris fanfic #charles leclerc fanfic #f1 x reader #lando x reader #charles x reader

[lordperceval-16]

I Think There's Been a Glitch

Y/N and Lando, Mclaren teammates, and now roomates as well while your apartment goes through renovation during winter break.

Part 1 of an idea I had while dancing around my room to Taylor

(Part 2)

Lando x Fem!Reader

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Yourusername I've seen bowls left in here for over 3 days my feet are probably the cleanest thing in this apartment

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Danielriccardo I'd have provided much better hospitality just saying

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Lando_fan dying at the fact that we've probably seen more of him in the last 36hrs by watching Twitch than she has and she LIVES WITH HIM😂

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[luvclerc]

certified lover boy

— summary: the mclaren driver shoots his shot at a certain a list celebrity

— pairing: lando norris x reader

— faceclaim: karina

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lando.jpg 10/10 concert! ps she’s unreal (this is me shooting my shot)

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motheryn HELLO?/!/!-$//& LANDO KNOWS ABOIT MOTHER

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mvclaren not lando just going right for it LMAOO

landos ON THE JPG ACC TOO

landoupd who is this??

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updatesyn so much fun enjoy your break queen <3

ynnlando orange heart??? mclaren is orange??? lando drives for mclaren

simplyyn delulu behavior

lilymhe forever the greatest! thank you for inviting us backstage 💗

drslan backstage??? omg lando interaction??

landonorris 😊😊

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lovieeyn HAND IN MARRIAGE

rinaynn no events to attend to in japan and coincidentally suzuka gp is tomorrow….

drsmax if we get pics of her at the race omg

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forvla1 we have footage of lando at yn concert and possibly yn at landos race.. this is doing so much for me

minnaf1 ooohhh half of the grid in her likes… yeah their official

mclaren 🧡

landopics admin?????

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lnupdate IS THIS EVEN CONSIDERED A SOFT LAUNCH

ynlove THE LAST PIC???

ynlove and the fact thats it only been 3 months since lando went to her concert

formvla0ne LANDO NORRIZZZ ALWAYS WINS

ynlandono whoever said these two will never be together... fck u

oscarpiastri PIC CREDS

landonorris pic creds to oscar everybody

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itsyns MOTHER

dnsocon lando winning at life

versta99en THAT SHOULD ME

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f1 we're lucky to have her here!

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youruser weekened recep + congrats on p2 love

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— part2 maybe??

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[drewharrisonwriter]

Donor

Part 1 | Part 1.5 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Pairings: Bestie Henry Cavill x OFC A/N, Warnings: 18+, Talk of artificial insemination, peeing in a cup, sperm, and more. LOL I wrote this in an hour, IDK where I pulled this from. Not beta-ed. Also, I'm pretty sure this doesn't make so much sense in terms of plot, and being realistic. But come on, let this delulu queen live her life. You're welcome to join. Summary: You ask (beg) your best friend, Henry to donate--sperm.

I’m AO3, too as MoonDjarin ^_^

“Hank, pleaaaase…” You pleaded, dragging the last word. Henry laughed at your frustration but still could not wrap his head around what you’re asking of him.

“You’re going insane.” He jokes, causing you to drop your back on the carpet with a soft thud, covering your face with your palms as you landed.

“It’s just like peeing in a cup.” Your reply came out muffled. Henry just snorted and tried his best to stifle a laugh.

Nearly 18 years of friendship and here you are, seemingly at the end of your rope, asking your best friend to father the child you so ache for and he laughs at your ridiculous solution, telling you he’s not going to be responsible for a “turkey baster baby”.

“I don’t like peeing in a cup. Besides, why go the turkey baster way when you can go… au naturelle?”

“You know exactly why…” You said, sitting up, and gathering the profiles of sperm donors from the (sperm) bank. You and Henry had been going through each profile over the past few hours, laughing and making faces at the notes.

“And I thought Tinder was bad.” He commented earlier.

Henry got up and took the bottles of beer on the coffee table and walked back to the kitchen to open new ones.

“Tell me why won’t you do it?” You asked him, eyes round and glazed with tears that are threatening to fall any second.

He hates seeing you like this.

He sighed and admitted, “If I were to have any children of my own, I’d rather have them borne out of love and not out of… desperation after a really bad break up.”

“But I’m not asking you to be… a father. Just a donor.” You countered.

"Darling, please. Reaaally think about what you're asking of me."

"I have! I wouldn't be asking you if I haven't. Come on, Hank..."

"Right, not more than an hour after dropping sperm bank Tinder and you've thought this through." He said sarcastically and you pouted.

"Well, think about it, too!" You asked of him. "It's the ideal situation."

"How? Tell me exactly why it's so ideal." He said, running a hand through his face and resting his chin on his palm as he waited for your brilliant idea.

"Well, first of all, we love each other. So the child won't be borne not out of love." You began, mocking his accent and his statement from earlier. He snickered and pinched the bridge of his nose, "Jesus," He muttered.

"Plus, I won't ask you for anything, Hank. No child support, no emotional support. You don't have to see them. You're not even going to be on the birth certificate."

Henry winced at each of your points. "Darling, you know so well that I'm always your emotional support. And d'you really think I can go around just being Uncle Hank?” He replied with an eye roll as he took a sip of his beer.

"Yeah, how hard could that be?" You exclaimed.

"Very." He said sternly, looking you straight in the eye.

"Y/N." He began. "You know so well I won't be able to sit here with you holding a child knowing it's mine and not be involved in all ways."

“God, you’re too emotional.” You rolled your eyes at his response as you drank from your beer bottle.

“I am! And I’m sorry, darling. I can’t just give away my children. They’re not the meals you make for me every week.”

You laughed at that. "So you admit it, you don't like the meals I prep for you?"

"That's beside the point."

You'll get back to that later. You sighed out loud as you both drank.

“Can I ask you something?”

“Shoot.”

“Why do you desperately want this?”

That ought to get you thinking hard.

You sighed and asked yourself the same thing, reflecting on what started this vision of yourself with a child, and what turned it to longing and aching, then desperation.

Growing up without present parents, you basically become an extended Cavill sibling. The sister they never had, or as the youngest Cavill, Charlie, would like to joke, the no-choice sister. That family took you in like their own kin, having you over for dinner almost every evening, and spending weekends and vacations with them.

It's not that you're not well off, financially. Your parents were just really successful actors who don't pay you much any attention but showers you with plenty of lavish gifts and an American Express Black card. Which, Henry's mother found really heartbreaking and his father pitied you on.

You were 15 when you met Henry. He was already a budding actor with a couple of productions and a movie or two in his portfolio. You were a bright and young singer-songwriter from Italy, about to break it into the English-language audience with a catchy single that Henry happened to star in the music video of.

It was easy falling into a friendship with Henry. He was kind, funny, a little nerdy, but he's also such a gentleman, and treats you and talks to you like an equal despite the five-year age gap.

It didn't take long before you met his family when he invited to his birthday party. You didn't know exactly how the events played out that day, but somehow, at the end of it all, you walked out of their home being a part of it.

You got along so well with his brothers, you and his mother already sharing secrets. You figured she was excited to have a girl in the house as none of her children would bring their girlfriends for them to meet. His father was so easy to please, a couple of jokes here and a few football arguments there, and you won his heart. Not like you were even trying, but you were glad that you got along with all of them.

Henry drove you home that night and when he parked in your empty driveway, he jumped out to open the door for you. You cried in the passenger seat with the door open and he stood there, leaning on the doorframe as you confessed to him your jealousy and longing for that kind of family.

He pulled you in and wrapped you in a tight hug beneath the street lamp.

"Hank, you know so well there is nothing I want more in life at this moment than to have a family."

"I don't get it, Y/N." He said quietly, "You're definitely the smartest person I know. You're a literal genius..." He thought of your first few conversations on the set of your first English-language music video, and learning that not only you spoke several languages fluently, but you are also about to start university at such an early age. It impressed him so much.

"You've accomplished so much in your career, you're still young, there are so many things you can do with your life, why do you go back to this?" He asked and you just shrugged.

"I feel incomplete. What can I say? A dream is a dream."

"Gerry was a dream, too." He said and you looked at him surprised at bringing up your ex fiancé.

He was indeed a dream. You met Gerry at an evening talk show as a fellow guest. He didn't hide the fact that he was so enamored by you and that he's such a big fan of your music. You, being a fan of him, too, was just so happy to hear him say all that in person.

It was an instant connection, and it didn't take long for you and Gerry to start a long, and at the time, seemingly, lasting and perfect relationship.

"Sorry." He muttered. "But it makes me wonder, you never talked about it, just casually said that things didn't work out. Knowing you, things don't just not work out like that."

And he's right, you know he's right.

Gerry loves you a lot. You love him, too. But for all the years you've been together with the high-profile action star, the talk of kids almost never came up, at least the serious talk about kids. Until you brought it up soon after he proposed, and he confessed that he had a vasectomy shortly before you met.

You were not mad. You understood, vasectomies are reversible. But Gerry didn't want to have it reversed, ever. He admitted that the reason he got it in the first place was to not accidentally have kids as he fully intended to be childless.

You understood that, too. But it broke your heart.

Regardless, you had a clean break up, but never felt the need to tell people, even your friends or family as to why. Just that things didn't work out.

"Gerry didn't want to start a family." You told Henry.

"What?" He asked, surprised. His brows furrowed and his mouth hung slightly open at your revelation. You just nodded.

"I don't understand, you were to be married." You just nodded again, and took a sip of your beer. You told him the truth about Gerry, and Henry felt his heart breaking for you.

Henry reached for your hand from across the coffee table, enveloping your tiny hands in his big ones.

"And that's a deal breaker for you." He said softly, coming to the realization.

"Yeah." You replied. "So... there you go."

"But you know what comes after the last one, right?"

"What?"

"The next one." He joked, trying to make the air in the room lighter. He smiled at his success when you snickered.

"I'm tired, Hank. Tired of getting to know new people. I've been with Gerry for four years, and before that... well you know." It was Henry's turn to snicker.

He knows so well. All the heartbreaks, disappointments, even the rebounds, met most of them. He was always there at your highest of highs, and always down with you when things didn't work out.

"I get that." He finally answered, thinking about his own strings of ex girlfriends, and an ex-fiancé. At one point, you both feel very proud of the situation you found yourselves in, both engaged to beautiful people at the same time.

You even toasted to it last New Year's eve, not knowing that both promises of a lifetime of love would fall apart in a matter of months. He, too, wanted what you wanted. A family of his own, being the only one amongst his brothers to be single and childless.

He thought he might have had that with his ex fiance. Telling him she was pregnant when she caught a whiff of him about to break things off. He was caught off guard when she told him and he didn't even waste a moment to put a ring on her finger, falling for her lies.

Maybe it was not so bad, making your dream come true. You can always discuss co-parenting, he thought and he's sure you'd allow it.

He pondered on it some more.

Henry rested his head on the cool glass top of the coffee table, his hand never left yours. He let out a breath, fogging the glass beneath him as he gently squeezed your hand.

He shut his eyes tight, and muttered to himself, "Please don't make me regret this."

"What?" You asked, not quite hearing what he said.

"Okay."

"Okay, what?"

"Okay, I'll do it. I'll--be your turkey baster baby's donor."

With that you burst out crying and he stood up, took your hand and guided you to his arms. He wrapped you up in that big, warm hug, that you always find comfort in.

"Set an appointment in the morning, darling." He whispered and you cried some more and muttered a yes, thank you.

18 years of friendship with Henry Cavill, and this is where you find yourself: at a crossroads that neither of you could have predicted.

The weight of his decision settled between you like a tangible presence, and as you hugged each other tightly, you knew that this was a turning point in your relationship, an uncharted territory.

Read next part: Part 1.5 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

#henry cavill #henry cavill fic #henry cavill x #henry cavill smut #henry cavill fanfiction #henry cavill fluff #henry cavill x female reader #henry cavill x little!reader #henry cavill x ofc #henry cavill x reader #henry cavill x y/n #henry cavill x you

[holly-the-trash-writer]

Timothée Chalamet x Famous!Reader

Social Media AU

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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hotcelebtea Just what is going on between Y/n L/n and Timothée Chalamet? Even though these two celebrities have never met they have been the talk of Instagram and TikTok. After the Late Late Show incident, the two have been taking shots at each other in their posts on Instagram. This has lead to speculation that the two are interested in each other. Just what is going on between the Dune and Scream star? We'll just have to wait for the Golden Globes which both stars will be attending in two weeks time.

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user61 How is this news?

user913 This is a celeb gossip page? Tf?

user1736 Y/n looks so adorable in that photo. A literal queen 👑👑

user886 I ship them soooo hard ❤️❤️

user173 Unpopular opinion. I hate her.

user842 Bye then 👋🏻👋🏻

user2312 I will be GLUED to the Golden Globes

user937 SAMEEEEE Just for a GLIMPSE

Texts Between Y/n and Melissa Barrera

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yourinstagram Golden Globes Winner. Truly blessed. Thank you so, so much!!! My heart is so full right now, and I can't find the words! @.gucci Thank you for making me feel like a princess. 💜

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gucci You are stunning! Congratulations 💜

melissbarrera YESSSSS CONGRATS BABY ❤️❤️

yourinstagram I love you ❤️

emmamyers Congratulations!!! I love youu 🖤

yourinstagram I love you more 🥹🩷

user8273 QUEEEEEEN BEST ACTRESS AHHH

user9185 CONGRATS QUEEN

user6512 @.tchalamet @.tchalamet

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user0183 I knew you'd win!!!! 😍😍😍

user611 😍😍😍😍😍

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y/nxchalamet Look at this baby's face when Y/n won Best Actress 🥹😭

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user553 He loves her 😭

user9173 I knew we weren't delulu

user16 LOOK AT HIS EYES

user0965 I want someone to look at me like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

A Fun Night for Y/n and Timothée

Text to Y/n

@riordanness @wildcatglove13

#timothee x y/n #timothee x reader #timothée chalamet #timothee chamalet #famous!reader #social media au #instagram au #fake insta post #actress!reader

[leclvrc]

life lately ♡ cl x reader

summary: of wag charles and the slowest of launches

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yourusername won an award today but the real prize sat opposite me all evening <3 (he forced me to write this)

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f1wags 👁👄👁 who is the he in question and why is it charles

pierregasly 🔥

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honeybadger omg she liked Pierre's comment 👁

yourbestie so that's the reason u ditched me early??

yourusername girl why are you so loud

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yourusername life lately 💞

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yourbestie we need a girls night soon!!

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charleswdcagenda it's the way charles likes the posts but doesn't post shit himself for me

honeybadger you're so real 😭

f1stannie so people are piecing it together via a few likes and... a silhouette without a face 💀

alpinewcc and i thought i was delulu 🤣

carlo55ainz you guys are so annoying clogging her comments

fashionandfood that pizza and the wine EXCUSE ME that is peak romance

fashionandfood and her fit 🔥🔥🔥

charleslechair the implications of the pizza and candles and wine and the silhouette.. I'm feeling so single

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scuderiaferrari who's ready for another season to start 🔥

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carlossainz55 vamos! 👊🏼

tifosi55 I'm so excited PLEASE tell me you built a rocketship for our boys

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fe44rri I've never been less ready for something in my life

yourusername let's see if your drivers live up to the hype 😉

charleslechair hello? 👀

alpinewcc imagine the scenes if she dated carlos all along 😂

honeybadger BRING. IT. ON.

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scuderiaferrari and the first qualifying session of the season comes to an end! charles snatches pole position ahead of carlos in p3. tomorrow will be an exciting one 👊🏼🔥

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charleswdcagenda bro knows he can comment and make posts right...

honeybadger i don't think he does 😭

tifosi55 YES, let's go boys!!!!! get that w!!

fe44rri mercedes was so fast today I'm nervous

yourusername starting to think they ARE worth the hype 🤕

yourbestie I thought you have an online meeting rn? 😤

yourusername wifi sucks in these trailers 😒

honeybadger HELLO TRAILERS DO U MEAN MOTORHOMES?

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yourusername heard there's a race around here somewhere?

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scuderiaferrari happy to have you with us this weekend! 👊🏼

charleslechair not the blurry ass charles pic where he looks like a gremlin 😭 she's his gf alright

fe44rri she did him so dirty but,,, I'm here for it

honeybadger imagine thinking she's serious and keeping him off socials bc of her job and then she turns around and posts him wearing a my gf is hotter than you shirt QUEEN

georgegussell no you don't understand... I'm OBSESSED

yourusername i aim to please 💞

honeybadger HOLY SHIT????

fe44rri so she's smart hot funny works and supports him... unfortunately have to join the stannies and say that i love them

charles_leclerc 💞

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honeybadger omg so he can work his socials after all!

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charles_leclerc to quote a wise woman... life lately 💞 @.yourusername

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honeybadger IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM

yourusername cute and gives credit where credit is due? maybe you are a keeper after all 😌

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charleslechair this is calling me single 2819 ways

pierregasly finally calamar 😂

charles_leclerc some of us want to enjoy time alone with their girlfriend

yourusername we spent 2 months holed up in my flat baby

georgegussell BABY?? CHARLES' PETNAME IS BABY???

pierregasly you don't want to know, trust me

scuderiaferrari we must have missed the part where you went jetskiiing 😁

fe44rri it's so vile how hot people just find each other and fall in love

charleslechair everybody clap he remembered his insta password

tifosi55 @ god when is it my turn

#f1 instagram au #charles leclerc image #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x reader #**mine

[elllisaaa]

loved the bf!beomgyu!!! <3 could you perhaps do bf!taehyun as well? :)

the bf!txt agenda is not doing any good for my delulu hours but here we go !!

BF!TAEHYUN who is not the most talkative, but that is the most caring and observant boyfriend ever.

for example, he knows exactly what your coffee order is, he knows what your favourite snacks are, and he knows which song from your long ass playlist on spotify is your favourite. and these are things you don't even have to tell him, just because he always has an eye on you, and because he wants you to feel like a princess. and that's how taehyun makes you feel everyday. whenever you need something, bet he would hand you his card so you can pay for it. and don't even think about paying something for yourself or the both of you when you two are going out. but that's just because he wants to treat you like the queen you are.

"oh and i left my card for you on the kitchen counter, since you're going out with your friends this afternoon. i know you will do some shopping so get yourself something nice for our date tonight angel."

even if you don't workout, taehyun will bring you to the gym with him. he doesn't need you to do anything else than be there for him. it's maybe not what some would call quality time, but it is for both of you, especially when his schedule is so packed. he steals some kisses between his sets, lets you vent to him about your annoying coworkers, and smiles everytime you take his towel to wipe the sweat from his forehead. and yes, he also loves it when you gush over his muscles and how strong he is. he's often the one praising you, and when you compliment him, he always finds a way to turn it back and fluster you. so sometimes, you make it your life mission to make him blush instead. and he lets you do so because you have him wrapped around your finger.

"you're very pretty today angel." - "but you're prettier tae, the prettiest boy in the world." - "what did i do to deserve you ?"

you know that your boyfriend sometimes struggles to talk about his emotions and feelings, and you're always here for him no matter what. but when he finally opens up to you, he's never backing up. everytime he feels bad or tired we would've kept it to himself and stayed alone before. but now, after a long day at work, all he wants is to come back home to you and hold you close to him. sometimes he needs to tell you everything that happened, and sometimes he just needs you to soothe him into your embrace. either way, he feels the most at ease, the most loved when he's close to you. in the mornings after these nights, he wakes up before you to make you breakfast as a thank you, even if you insist that he doesn't need to and that it's your job as his girlfriend. but the princess treatment never ends with taehyun, and he will never take you for granted.

"just eat angel, i did it because i wanted to and because i love you."

BF!TAEHYUN who pays for everything just so he can literally ruin you for any other men when you come back home.

because the reason he let you borrow his card to pay for your hair, your nails and your clothes, has some ulterior motives. he loves it when you're all dolled up for him, when you take up so much time to look even better than usual for him. he especially loves it when you're wearing skirts or dresses, because it gives him an easier access for when he bends you over the couch and fucks you from behind. he loves it when your makeup runs down your face because you're crying from how good he's making you feel. taehyun loves it when your hair are all tangled and messy because he's tugging on them when you're sucking on his cock. and he loves it when he sees the scratching marks your brand new nails he payed for had left on his back.

"that's it princess, cry for me. feels good ? i know it does."

taehyun is always willing to give you everything you want in bed, as long as you're good for him and doing everything he's telling you to. one of his favourite ways to torture you a little is by edging you. you can choose how he's pleasing you - his mouth, fingers or cock, whatever you want, he'll give it to you - but you have to warn him every time you're close, and he'll stop. and when he finally lets you cum, he's telling how proud of you he is, how good you are for him, and how good he's gonna fuck you as a reward. and he does fucks you good, so good you're going dumb and can only whine and cry out for him.

"my good girl, i'm gonna take care of you, hm ? gonna reward my angel."

but when you're not following his orders, or when you decide to be a brat and act out, he has no other choice but to discipline you, right ? his go to punishment is to bend you over his lap and spank you. taehyun makes you count each slap he gives you, finding it cute how red the skin of your ass gets with each new one. he loves it when you stumble over your words, moaning and crying out when he slaps your butt one more time. each time, you take your punishment so well he cannot do anything else than rewarding you with his cock, because after all, you're his princess and he just wants to give you the best. and obviously, he loves it when you're all cute and innocent, but the best moment is when you become nasty and desperate for him and he gets to lovingly degrade you.

"my pretty little slut, acting like a saint and whoring yourself out for my cock."

#eli answering your questions #eli's anonie #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #taehyun smut #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun hard hours #taehyun x reader

[bigdsgirl]

sobbing because its the finale, and I don't want my babies to go!!!

reliving the baby announcement brings me so much serotonin 🥹

why must I watch her be abducted, this will break me

HAHAHAH THE LEG REVEAL! FUCK YEAH

the second chance! its July 20th, 2023! Let's survive this bitch!

oh this is fucking stressful

Yi Joo, what a fucking baddie let's fucking go! choke him out, he deserves it!

side bar, Do Guk looks fire in that blue shirt

Oh god I'm stressed but I cackled seeing Jung Wook with the knife, all I can imagine is this:

shit the stab freaked me out get the fuck out Jung Wook, I will kill you sir!!!

that's right king, beat his ass!!!!!!!!!

oh the truck ruined me bye

the numbers are gone yes yes yes!!! its all over!

"Don't Cry, I'm Okay" - is bleeding out from the stomach, ok sir

MIL in the pink sweater, i love you queen

the tubes coming out of him, lol sir

Yi Joo, you have to eat it's bad for the baby!! Yes Mom!! You tell her!

Lol this dad is truly delulu if he thinks Jung Wook would change after being in prison

HAHAH I bet his mom cheated on him or something. That would be hilarious. All this BS for a mom that abandoned her son.

BOOM BABY I WAS RIGHT.

"It's my fault" too little to late bruh

Now it's time for Yoo Ra justice :D Oh she big pregnant and just shows up that the house???? LOL

"Let me stay here" - girl, you are asking for trouble. HAHAH It's time for a paternity test. Let's air this all out.

Manager Kim you have my heart, send all the good vibes

ahem, sir, flowers are not going to fix what you allowed to happen. Jamie, lay the man out. "it is your fault" - damn right it is!

oh the hands as she send him in 😭😭

"Meeting you taught me who I am" - I am going to sob. Just sedate me please.

"There is so much I want to do with you", I am so unwell, this scene is destroying me. She loves him so much and I love them.

The way he is back in his memories and wanted to help her even then. "What have they done to her", YES PROTECT HER! oh god oh god. never mind that's not protecting her.

the way he was that messed up and still went to her, I am losing it.

the prayer, you TWO STOP RIGHT NOW

"where did you go, leaving me all alone", sir. I love her sass of "I leave for 5 minutes!!! five!!! and you do this!!!"

TWO MONTHS??????????????????

"teasing you and giving you a hard time is the greatest joy in my life" I am tearing up, they are the light of my life.

HE'S HOME!!!!!!!!! MY BABY IS HOME!

Oh father-son heart to heart, oh good.

Hands, it all about the hands. Thank you show for giving me what I need.

oh look - back to the family I hate. OH MY GOD THIS IS A NEW WOMAN. He went and moved on.......... oh lord. oh sir a storm is coming. *evil laughter*

oh this is... iconic. I do feel so bad for the other girl, she does not deserve this. oh she is an angel. Joo Ri run, you deserve so much better.

Bruh, the way he fucked up so so hard. delicious. I love watching these people suffer. gorgeous.

well sir :) you got the girl :) nice work :)

"give me money" -- I'll give it to Yoo Ra, she is bold.

ok bad people got punished, let's have some fun :)

Mommy daughter time yay!!! I love them.

LOL I love that line "we are going to file our marriage" FINALLY!!!

Do Guk you DID IT!!!!!! You successful little bean you. <3

the ad placement is PRIME this episode. I love it.

Grandfather sassing that Yi Joo sees Do Guk daily. I love him.

omfg they lost the ring, hilarious - WAIT THEY ARE HAVING A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss!

omg look at them officially getting married and shit. I am squealing they deserve the world.

the way he RUNS to open the door for her. omg stop everyone is there to celly; they are so cute.

"I'm a good driver" okay queen, go off!

wait is she reenacting them first meeting???? I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THEM. I AM SQUEALING!!!! GTFO.

"I'm thinking I'd like to take my chance on a future with you" I-- I am so unwell.

I love love love love the ring. I love them. I love them so much.

WILL YOU MARRY ME YI JOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY YES GIRLY!!!!!!!

oh my god the card key bit I am giggling

THE BRIDAL CARRY, THE EMBARRASSMENT I LOVE THEM. I AM OVERJOYED.

BABIES YES I WAS SO WORRIED WE WOULDNT SEE THEM.

MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!! MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!!!

I am overflowing with joy, this ending is everything to me. EVERYTHING.

"Every day and happiness"

the DUCK FACE AT HIS BABY GIRL.

"no more hearts" - has a million photos of them together. Literally me in life.

"So this is our perfect marriage" -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for the last time

SO I CAN SEEEEEE MY HALOOOOOOOOOOOO

10000000000000000/10. This show has everything. I love them so much. <3 <3

the CREW SHOTS AT THE END. I love love love <3

now i must live on, post perfect marriage revenge :(

#perfect marriage revenge #heidi watches #pmr #kdrama #reactions #I cant believe its OVER #GAHHHHHHHH #Seo Do Guk #Han Yi Joo

[skzvivie]

🍥 -- a - z quotes

( a is for… ) alright im gonna go jump off a bridge peace out.

( b is for… ) 'bout to cha cha cha real smooth of the grand canyon.

( c is for… ) can someone tell me why everyone time i go on tiktok i see edits of me...bald...

( d is for… ) do y'all know i can speak french? bonjour oui oui, ' eiffel for you tower' baguette.

( e is for… ) everybody have a goodnight, except for hyunjin. i hope both sides of your pillow are boiling.

( f is for… ) for goodness sake! we lost seungmin to the furry side, time to bring the cage out again.

( g is for… ) guys, the weird guy from lost and found children - gosh what was his name again oh yeah fan hesung - yeah we are married and have 2 kids and a hamster named marinette.

( h is for… ) HAN JISUNG OUR FAVOURITE RESIDENT OF FURRYVILLE.

( i is for… ) i will 봤니 shoog shoog shoog you in the face.

( j is for… ) just to let you delulu stays know, the mental asylum was not fun 100% do not recommend

( k is for… ) keep on making that mosquito sound felix and I will kill you like how I kill mosquitoes since you want to be one so bad.

( l is for… ) losing should have never been invented because i do not take it very well

( m is for… ) my favourite rapper is kim seungmin. did you know that seungmin gave birth to the whole industry. kim seungmin = mother.

( n is for… ) nobody can beat our mega alpha wolf baddie channie. WOLF MEGA WOLF MEGA WOLF AWOO.

( o is for… ) OMG I GOT INTO A DATING SCANDAL WITH HYUNJIN. NOW I CAN FORCE HIM TO KISS ME INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY BEACAUSE WE ARE DESTINED TO BE.

( p is for… ) personally, im broker than i was before i became a kpop idol, AND THAT WAS LESS THAN 3 YEARS AGO. so to answer your question mr kim seungmin I AM NOT BUYING YOU ANOTHER DAY6 ALBUM BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH YOUNGK PHOTOCARDS.

( q is for… ) queen cherry, a poem to cherry I love cherry, cherry is cute, you are not cute, i miss cherry, cherry loves me, i love cherry.

( r is for… ) (question: how do you feel about changbin?) running into his chest and sleeping there forever and ever would be a dream come true.

( s is for… ) sometimes, i just want to shoot it... in your mouth...we go...du du du...du du du.

( t is for… ) tell lino im getting a restraining order against him because why is it every time i want to complete a mission HE ALWAYS CHOOSES TO SABOTAGE ME. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS.

( u is for… ) us kids always stay in a pack, it's either all of us, a bunch of us or none of us and i wouldn't change it for anything in the world

( v is for… ) (question: who had the best oddinary era) venom hyunjin was a whole different breed like, making me giggle for real (his reply: umm no scandals please)

( w is for… ) why do it yourself when chrissy boy is there to do it for you?

( x is for… ) “x-(7+95)=y find...” i barely passed school and i have to do more maths? no thanks. i can call changbin for you though.

( y is for… ) yang jeongin you need to go to the corner and think about your actions.

( z is for… ) zero brain percentage is turned on right now yuhhh

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Random shit I said while watching different saw movies!!! Pt1

Spoiler Warning

Saw - “Adam isn’t THAT fine” (lying right through my teeth).

“Teehee Larry you naughty boy” (was extremely high).

“Y’all their actually gay” (chainshipping bitches)

“I just know if Adam survived he would NEVER stop fucking with Lawrence” (Annoying bf who?).

“My pookie John is so silly!” (Besties hear me out, sometimes the pookie is a crazy old man).

“I hate you Lawrence.” (During the whole “I gotta go get help” thing).

“Adam’s thoughts were “Why is that body throwing it back?” during the scene where John gets up.” (I am crazy).

Saw 2 - “Y’all fuck that kid.” (I’m a hater fr).

“His dad is a fucking dick and I hope he DIES!” (He indeed does not die).

“Amanda you’re so silly.” (She was being crazy).

“I hate everyone but Amanda and that dumb ass kid.” (It was that first scene where someone died).

“Okay okay just can everyone calm down.” (Literally any fight scene).

“Damn HE’S BALD AND TORTURING PEOPLE WITH HAIR!” (Gotta quote a good ole tiktok).

“Shit man’s is beating an old guy whose dying.” (I thought it was funny).

“I’M SO GLAD THE KID SURVIVED!” (Me before the reveal).

“Oh fuck that.” (Me after the reveal).

Saw 3 - “Amanda calm your tits.” (Teehee).

“John what the fuck.” (I think he said some dumb shit).

“Okay bitches calm down.” (Anytime Amanda was beefin with the doctor chick).

“Shitttttt!” (x20 because y’all wtf).

“I thought he was gonna change!” (Dude remained vengeful).

“Well everything is fucked now.” (Amanda montage).

“Girl shut up.” (The doctor chick said something super cunty).

“Yas queen!” (Amanda said something super cunty).

“NOOOO!” (any fucked scene).

“YASSSSS!” (Any good scene).

Saw 4 - “OMG IT’S MY POOKIE BEAR MARK!” (Mark appeared on screen).

“I wonder how they didn’t know it was Mark. The constant side eye was a dead giveaway.” (We were barely a few minutes in and he did it three times).

“My pookie wookie isn’t crazy.” (Mark hoffman is extremely crazy).

“His delulu became trululu.” (Mark casually killing).

“If John is dead, then why would Mark join now?” (Before reveal).

“OOOOOHHHH.” (After reveal).

“Mark definitely listens to slipknot.” (Casual observation and definitely not a projection).

“I would NOT survive a Hoffman trap.” (Bitch rigged everything).

“Oh pookie…” (Near the end of the movie).

“I’m glad Eric died..” (Randomly remembering he’s there).

Saw 5 - “IS STRAHM HERE YES HE IS!” (That’s my genuine reaction when he showed up).

“Perez get your dog on a leash.” (Strahm was being a little asshole).

“Meow.” (Anytime both Hoffman and Strahm are on screen).

“I wanna eat them up.” (Me at Hoffman, and Strahm).

“He’s delulu.” (Talking about Hoffman).

“He’s trululu.” (Talking about Strahm).

“He’s not that bad.” (Talking about Strahm).

“Sorry he sucks sometimes.” (Talking about Hoffman).

“Eat shit asshole, die in a trap.” (Hoffman at Strahm).

“Y’all I’m so cool.” (Me on liking all the apprentices).

“My pookie wookie is trying.” (Me about Hoffman).

“HE NEEDS LOVE!” (Me about Strahm).

“I HOPE YOU ALL DIE.” (Minus Strahm and Hoffman).

“I’m so sorry baby girl..” (Me anytime Strahm is on screen).

“He’s cringe but he’s free.” (Me at Strahm and Hoffman).

“Damn someones salty.” (Angry Hoffman scenes).

“Bro is down bad.” (Strahm investigated Hoffman).

“Y’all this shit is crazy.” (About the traps).

“I’m still mad at hoffman.” (About the trap he put Strahm in).

“Okay what the fuck!” (end of film during Strahms death scene).

I need to watch 6-9 and I’ll make a second post.

I love these films with all my heart and you can definitely tell that my faves are literally every jigsaw apprentice (Including Logan from the later films) and most of the male characters (I.E. Adam and Peter Strahm). I honestly think the first three movies tie in together better than the later movies (seeing as we keep this crazy shit going).

I hope y’all enjoyed reading this shit.

#sawposting #saw x #saw franchise #saw movies #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #mark hoffman #peter strahm #saw 2004 #saw 2005 #saw 2006 #saw 4 #saw 5 #john kramer

[barbieaemond]

Thing is with fanfiction, yes authors use certain canon events to fit their narratives but sometimes theres also a diversion.

Aemond can be written as a total arse, he can be unhinged and completely feral but he can also be written as cute and fluffy and head over heels in delulu love with his wife/partner or whoever..

I've gotten a fair few anons complaining about my stories and saying 'oh aemond wouldn't do that or he wouldn't do this' it's MY story I can write him however I want too.

Just as you can write Aemond and the Salt Queen hoever you want to, we do this for free, lets just enjoy each others creations..

Couldn’t agree more! And if you don’t like something, just scroll?

Wishing you good inspiration for your future fics <3

#asks

[moodywyrm]

feeling like basketball!abby would major in kinesiology and minor in a social science, probably psychology or economics

like, she knows she’s already going to the WNBA (she’s a little delulu before she got offered but gets an offer pretty fast) but wants to major in something that could actually be useful in her future career to help her teammates if they get hurt < 3

ohhhhhh nonnie ur so right I am now a kinesiology major Abby truther!!! however, even if we’re not combining this with the bookworm reader universe, I think she’d like to minor in English. It’s a kinda small but I think still significant detail in the games that she loves reading!!! We first meet her (in the main Seattle timeline) in what looks like a library, and the top bunk of her bed is covered in books! Bookish Abby is my truth n therefore English minor is a given 💕

And for it to be kinesiology partly so that she could help her teammates????? Yeah!!!! She fucking would!!! Bc she loves taking care of the people that matter to her!!!! Queen, I love her so much 💕

#anon #abby anderson #college Abby Anderson

[sungbeam]

describe your favorite mutuals & their bias/biases <3

omg i always feel so much pressure for these cuz i have quite a handful of moots but i shall try my best !! thanks for ur ask anonie o7

@justalildumpling & na jaemin — both just uber delulu and mutual orgasm donors 😭😭 their astrology/horoscope reading says they'd be good for marriage, but i think WE r a much better match 😚 anyways, i love u j my beloved wife and soulmate !!

@jaehunnyy & jung wooyoung — bro i didn't know which teezer to pick for u 😭😭 but since the craze lately has been mr wooyo 😗 chip is just the sweetest and most wholesome bean ever?? (except lately 🤡 woosan is getting to her) but she deserves the absolute world

@winterchimez & lee sangyeon — my parents !!! absolutely adore ally :')) she's always encouraging my shenanigans and one of the most supportive people on this app. i feel like every day i learn that we have another thing in common w each other LOL

@ethereal-engene & lee jihoon — NO CUZ EKFNEKDK when i tell u ash looks like woozi (゜-゜) im not even kidding, they both look SO good in specs and i love ash sm, she GETS ME and im so convinced we're like actually long lost relatives 😭😭 the way she puts up w my shit and supports me all the time :')

@loveliestfelix & choi yeonjun — omg no because nana is supermodel material?? supermodel gf and bf say HUH???? her writing is something to fall head over heels in love w !! my beloved angst queen 🫂 ilysm im always thinking of u <3

@tranquilpetrichor & (i wanna say) yoon keeho??? — eris i just realized i don't really stan some of the groups u do and i haven't seen u talk abt ur biases recently 😔 SO PLS DO TELL ME ABT THEM !! but i wanted to include u here bc it didn't feel right without u 😭 but she's so underrated and one of the chillest people ever, and a literal ballerina like 😳 that shits hard bro

@zzoguri & ji changmin/kim sunwoo — MY FELLOW KYUBODAN MONI AHHWHDINEJDJD they are AMAZING at writing??? i guarantee u will fall in love w their style, and they're also just so easy to vibe w and talk to 🤧🤧 hope to get to know u even better bestie :'))

@haet-sal & ju haknyeon — CAKECEYYYYY 😩😩😩 ik the ship name is hakcey/hickey LMAO but cake 😎 anyways LMAO lacey is prob who i aspire to be?? 😭 like u guys don't understand how pretty this girl is and the fact that she's SO COOL TOO?? i feel like i'd be so intimidated by u irl tbh 😳

@goldenhypen & jake sim — my canadian counterpart and chinese 04 twin 💖💖💖 i miss u sm omg i will always uphold that em is one of, if not, THEE nicest person on this app. like if u touch her I HURT YOU 😐🔪 she is sooo so compassionate and caring and just wah i love u sm i hope ur doing alright :'))

@sseastar & byun euijoo (i think? im sorry i don't stan &team 😔) — yet another author here who's style of writing absolutely blows me away skdnkendk like the slice of life ghibli movie vibe of her writing makes me SING and she's also a very cool woman in stem™ </3 she's also so soft and sweet, and i only have the most tender of thoughts toward her

@hqrana & omg im so bad i know eric sohn for sure 😭 — we actually haven't talked about many other groups besides tbz and svt skdnekdk OKAY BUT MY MARVEL MOOT !!! i treasure noa so much, like what a star and the way we literally have so many fandoms in common??? for the longest time (and still) i look forward to interacting w her just cuz she is absolutely SO fun to talk to 💖 ly bff

#sungbeam strikes again #lovely anon <3 #moot ❧ #okay that took longer than i thought it would 😭😭 i just realized a lot of u prob know my biases but idk urs 💔💔

[devilishchaos]

I LOVE YOU QUEEN!!!!!

FIRST of all I love when Ruben calls the reader 'meu amor'.

SECOND: can we talk about:

'“Stealing hearts and infants now?” you teased as he nodded' excuse me???? why is this so damn cute

2. '“I showed him how to not drop her, but he figured it out pretty quick.” 

“You just dumped her in his arms, didn’t you?” 

“Threw him completely in the deep end.”' I just know this is exactly what happened. I can see it from miles away

3. '“I watched him do 169 push-ups without stopping the other day.” .. "‘Peak physical perfection.’ was what he told me."' GYM KING is that you?? this is soooo Ruben you can't convince me otherwise

4. '"much to the humor of Jack’s taunts of him being so pussy-whipped that he forgot how to have fun - Rúben agreed. He’d much rather be getting laid every night with a woman as sexy and eager as you than to have to look like an asshole like he did"' Mr. Pussy whipped okayyyy. also why did you do my guy Jack like that I died laughing

5. '"Panic crossed Rúben’s face, as he side-eyed you as the baby in his arms started to wiggle around."' .. '“Want me to help?” 

“Yes, please!” Rúben squeaked.' again I can see this happening

6. 'Uncle Rú-Rú!' I mean .. do you want me to die??? how could you do this to me. so freaking adorable, I need to see it right now!

7. the whole conversation and the hot sex just made me melt. what in the fiction world girl?!!?!? I want this to happen to me so bad!

Thank you for fulfilling my delulu dreams. You're my literal queen *kisses*

Awwww thank you babe! 😊 ofcourse we can talk about everything.

I want to be called that by him sooo bad. 🥺

1. You know he will be stealing them because they are soo cute and chubby, and soft

2. You damn well know she went and did that. Rúben was so confused ant first but he loved it eventually

3. Baby has great phisycal abilities. I mean as the best CB he has to and is performing very well

4. That men is onto you and he is not afraid to show it. And I love Jack but he was just so fitting for this..you know after what Rúbes did with his mom's bag hehe

5. Baby girl said "thank you, next".

6. No, don't die! Theres more fics that you have to read..but ngl I died a little when I was writing it

7. Everyone's been there and wanted that. I had a hard time writing the conversation because I wanted it to seem real you know? I want my work in general to feel real and not just fiction and that is very hard, feel like in every fic the conversation especially for babies is always the same "I want a baby. I do too. Lets have a baby." And I didn't want that for me personally. No offence to anyone.

Thank you for supporting me and encouraging me. All love ❤️

#ask <3

[lootkey]

Okay first listen through of TTPD standard edition thoughts:

This is very sonically cohesive I think? I know some people were irritated she didn’t go in a new sound but honestly this album isn’t about the sound. It’s about the lyrics. Most of her albums find a balance of production and lyrics but I truly think that for this record more than any other the lyrics are supposed to shine. I really like it I think. We will see after a few more listens but there’s some high points and there’s some lows (tattooed golden retriever I’m looking you 🥴)

Fave 3:

Florida!!!

Down Bad

The Alchemy

Best 3:

But Daddy I Love Him

So Long, London

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Fortnight

Functioning alcoholic?? Ma’am?? Im confused a little by the lyrics and the perspective here. Also, why are you’re so murderous Taylor?? It sounds nice though! Love Posty’s vocals in the background. This song is definitely going to be stuck in my head at random times. This would have been huge on Tumblr during 2014-2015. 7/10? I think this may be a grower for me.

The Tortured Poets Department

Okay drums! “Who uses a typewriter anyway” get his pretentious ass Taylor. Personally not loving that slip into a falsetto in “hold me” but I digress. The second verse (?) where the Puth and gold retriever line is? 🤨 “we’re crazy” a self aware queen… this is not my favorite? It’s not bad but I don’t think I will actively seek it out. 6/10

My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

I really like this heavy dark synth in the background. I fear this is about J*e and RIP buddy. She’s the only person who could get away with “litany of reasons” in a song. Queen of Sandcastles?!?! The bridge is ruining me, girl was going through it. 8/10, I think.

Down Bad

I fear this one may let me down because I loved that stupid AI snippet that went viral on TikTok lmao. I wasn’t sure about the first verse but HOLY SHIT THIS CHORUS. “Fuck it” Ms. Swift I am scandalized (no I’m not you go queen). The gaylors are going to run wild with the “I lost my twin” bit 🙄. Love this one!! 9/10

So Long, London

Admittedly I hear a leak snippet of this one beforehand but I do love the production of this one. The intro is a bit jarring at first but it goes with the rest of the song well! Her voice sounds so fucking good here. The lyrics are ripping me apart. “All that youth for free” ouch ouch ouch ouch. This somehow sadder than Tolerate It???? Like they tried to soften the blow with the production but oh my god. 10/10

But Daddy, I Love Him

I’ve heard whisperings that there’s shade to the “SpeakUpNow” travesty that happened last May? Get them parasocial weirdos girl. Oh god yeah this is definitely in relation to Taylor Swift™️ and how people forget she’s an actual human fucking being. Honestly I love this and some of it reminds me of Fearless kind of?? But also girl is a little delulu here. Love the BRIDGE YES YES YES. big dictionary girl here. I feel like the last verse is more towards TK than matty but I could be wrong?? This is not a song I will reach for but it is really so so good. 9/10

Fresh Out the Slammer

The western twangy start? Interesting. Love her delivery and cadence here. Matty really wasn’t the only consistent guy on the roster huh? Good for you girl. Another song a little delulu but I forgive her. Another one I think the Gaylors are going to take and run with 🙄 this may be the first “filler” so far but it’s not really 7/10

Florida!!!

I’m so excited for this one personally. OH MY GOD THE CEREMONIALS INFLUENCE. FLORENCE!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Another hint at murder??? Oh she was PISSED. This song is going to make me get a speeding ticket. The BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!! The feeling of restlessness when you feel stuck I life and up and running to Florida, she’s just like me fr. 10/10 immaculate

Guilty as Sin?

Blue Nile? Oh this is about Matty. Loving the instrumental. This is such a “windows down cruising on the highway” song. The vibes are so good. Oh girl… you want him so bad. I love this one, it reminds me of something but I can’t put my finger on it. Also the religious references in this one? Wow. THE FINAL CHORUS?? Jack Antonoff they could never make me hate you. 9/10

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me

This is haunting. The lyrics are so dark but her delivery is almost smug? Excellent. “Whos afraid of little old me? You should be??” Again, a self aware queen. Also for some reason I’m getting Control by Halsey vibes?? She’s never beating the witchcraft allegations, sorry. She’s slowly loosing her mind over the course of this song and oh my god. “Sue you”????? Oh girl get them. This is one where I probably won’t reach for it but it is such a good good song holy fuck 9/10. Self written and self produced too?

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

I don’t know why people thought this is about Matty, this to me is so clearly about Joe I think. The outlaw imagery paired with the production is so interesting. The lyric change at the end? Love it. Overall this isn’t my fave? 6/10

Loml

Oh this one is going to hurt me isn’t it. It’s so clear that she really does value marriage and wanted that with her past partners, which makes Lavender Haze so heartbreaking in retrospect. The chorus is going to make me sob so thank you Taylor. Wait wait wait, “Mr. Steal Your Girl” ma’am???? Be serious. Well this is about Joe lol. I’m so glad she seems happier now because this was written from a place of deep hurt. 8/10

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

Holy fucking vibe change from the last song lol. The haters are going to hate this one but it is the classic ironic song that people will love to shit on without using any critical thinking skills. Thematically this is actually kind of genius because the lyrics are depressing and the rhyme is kind of elementary but slapping this beat behind it paints this picture of you know a pop star who has to go out and preform even though everything is falling apart. This stripped down would be devastating. 8/10

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

The inhaled breath to start oh my god we’re crying again. She’s implying he’s poor isn’t she? Oh my god. I do think this one is about Joe again? Stabbed me with my push pins??? Oh girl. Sank in stoned oblivion?? See I don’t think she’d make that comment about an addict who’s clean now but she’s given us other songs where it alludes to the fact that Joe smokes (YOYOK, paper rings, etc). She’s so angry here and it makes me so sad for her because I feel like it’s a feeling most women understand. This hurts so so so bad. 10/10.

The Alchemy

Yes lower register!! Ohhh this is a love song 🥹 also is this about TK? The team references?? I love this one. Another that I can see with windows down, cruising on a highway. Okay wait maybe Matty? That heroin line sounds like a joke he would make lol but everything else is so TK coded so idk. This scratches my brain in such a nice. 9/10

Clara Bow

This is definitely going to be in the same category of The Lucky One and Nothing New isn’t it? STEVIE NICKS SHOUTOUT OH MY GOD!!!! Oh this is bittersweet. Oh my god that last bit about TS with edge? How hard it must be to be this self aware and yet still have to sort of accept that fate. 8/10.

Okay that’s the end of the standard edition!!!

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