"That was kinda hot."
If I don't get a tall, dark, not-so-secretly-babygirl bitch in a military suit that can't talk to me without being nervous and that can swoop me off my feet to kisses me passionately with dramatic explosions and romantic music right in this instant imma start to r i o t !
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Deadpool 3 check ✅️
Okay fellas. The opening scene of the film should be Lokius sleeping peacefully together in a hotel room bc they're at their work to assemble a team against Kang.
Lokius sleeping. Silence.
Wolverine breaks through the wall and falls into the middle of the room with his beast growls and some dead dude behind.
Logan: Sorry. Where's the door? 😡
Loki in a suit ready to fight: There 🤨
Logan leaves the room with a dead dude.
Loki: Who is that?! 😡
Mobius: That's Logan. He is professor of history at Xavier's mutant school. Will visit them today 😮💨🙄
Loki looking at guts on the floor: Haha, it's a joke right? 😆
Mobius: 😮💨
Loki: A joke, right? 😀😰
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Vere: Can you take off the corset? I can’t breathe.
Leander: Well, if you stopped laughing for one second, you’d admit it looks great on me.
Vere: That hideous thing doesn't look good on anybody.
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this face card is SICKENINGGG YALL i actually cant believe people were calling him ugly with their full chests and with full confidence bc are we looking at the same man?!!? he looks like he would pop up in 90s asian beauty magazines.. sohee we fawking love you
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There’s something so hilarious to me when I think about “there’s only one bed” trope with daemond because I can’t think of a scenario for it they’re literal princes who have whole castles yet daemon is cunning enough to make it work somehow and I trust him with that
Daemon: oh no there’s only one bed, nephew!! Seems like we have to share the bed. *smirks*
Aemond: if you wanted to share a bed with me that bad you could’ve just asked, uncle. *grins*
. . . and Daemon, of course, won't stay on his side of the bed.
I don't think there's anything Daemon wouldn't be able to do if he put his mind to it (at what cost, though? This man is not sane)
I can see them traveling in carriages and a storm breaks, and conveniently they have to stop somewhere for the night. There aren't many places to sleep and they end up in the best possible place (which is still way below their standards). Daemon, such a kind and sacrificial soul, offers to share with Aemond since women and children (and Viserys the Corpse) are the priority for a warm bed.
Or sharing a tent, hm? Aegon shares with them but passes out because he's drunk. He might recall something strange going on in the morning but. . . impossible, he must have been too drunk, time to lay off the wine.
What about Aemond arriving at Dragonstone (visiting, bringing a message from his mother, idc), and ending up staying the night, and Daemon is a little shit so he's like we have no free beds so you'll have to share with me. Aemond takes it as an insult and a sort of wicked powerplay but he has to stay so he ends up sitting in the armchair next to the fireplace, determined to just sit there all night, until uncle daddy entices him to join him on the bed.
Or a Fix-It!AU where the family makes up before the dance and Aemond joins Daemon on some battle campaign and they just have to share, princes or not, there are too many men on the battlefield and all need rest.
OR a disaster - Daemon causes some sort of bug infestation or some other weird shit so that there are not many beds left even if the castle is HUGE. He offers to share with Aemond cuz Aegon and Aemond would kill each other if forced onto one bed. Alicent shares with Haelena.
Some food for thought
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SHE’S SITTING ON MY CRUMB CAKE
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the thought that sam let's dean have control but all he has to do is wave his arm out in front of dean and bam. shuts dean up automatically. there's nothing more I love then dean just. Shutting Up sometimes too.
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves
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