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#what did I say about being possibly weird champ uhh...
uncertaininnit · 3 years
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Hello Philza Minecraft, this is why you shouldn’t follow my blog /hj
- I’m constantly fucking pissed at ur dsmp character
-I’m constantly fucking pissed at ur favorite son’s dsmp character
-I label myself as ‘sbi stan’ but I like really only care about Tommy and Wilbur 
-I’m never even online cause I’m pseudogrounded and when I do I rarely post about relevant stuff
-I’m a simp (generally)
- Tommyinnit is the focus of this blog and though I try to be careful I’m constantly dead terrified I’m crossing boundaries, any at all, so I may be and you’ll see that and won’t like it and i’d feel bad if I knew and beat myself up over it
-I am immensely entertained by the dilfza discourse that I’m certain you’ve been acquainted with and like it a lot. I am firmly on the pro-dilfza side because it’s super funny. World’s Sluttiest Absent Father pops into my head randomly throughout the day and I always laugh
-I feel like if we met irl you wouldn’t like me very much anyway. Just the vibes
- ur literally so old
Welcome to mcytblr, Philza M*necraft. I am legally obliged to adore you but I do not think you would like me that much
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parkkjiminssi · 4 years
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Just Give In
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pairing: college!jungkook x reader
summary: that one time when you got cocky in gym class and ended up hurting yourself
inspired by true events.
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So it had been a pretty good day in gym class.
Your teacher had given your class a wrestling activity, where you had to, well you know, wrestle and link legs and whoever gets flipped first loses.
Class was coming to an end and so far you were the undefeated champ. You were feeling pretty good about yourself and maybe a little bit cocky too. You should’ve stopped, you should’ve just gone to shower and change. You know, take the wins and retreat proudly. Go on with your day and so on... but since you’re a competitive little bitch, you didn’t stop. Not only that but you decided to challenge a guy from the class next door. He was pretty undefeated too but you just had a feeling you could take him on.
“Alright everyone, this will be the last match.” Your coach announced. “Jeon Jungkook versus Y/L/N Y/N.”
The students sitting around the mat cheered, your coach just sat back on his chair without much care and you prepared yourself for what you thought would be another easy win.
However, when the whistle blowed you found yourself putting a bit more effort than with your past opponents. The boy was fast and although he wasn’t using much force against you, you could tell that he just didn’t wanted to hurt you.
“Come on, Jungkook!” You heard someone say. “Stop taking it easy on her!”
You heard the boy just scoff and for some reason that bothered you. Was he really taking it easy on you? It didn’t matter, you knew that it was only a matter of time till you flipped him over and pinned him.
Minutes passed and things were getting more intense. No matter what one of you did, the other one knew exactly what to do to counter it. Neither of you wanted to give in and the excitement that you could feel coming from the spectators only hyped you up more.
“Just give in.” You suddenly heard Jungkook whispering to you. “This is going nowhere and one of us is going to end up hurt.”
“Uhh, I don’t think so!” With that you managed to find a bit of strength to turn the tables and flip Jungkook on his back. You heard gasping and cheering and you just knew you were about to take him down. However, just when you were about to pin him, you lost your footing and ended up falling head first into the mat. You landed in such a weird position that you ended up hurting your back. It was so bad that you needed to get help to be able to just stand.
Everything after that happened so fast. They took you to the school’s trainer, you continued to assist classes with the help of your friends and went home. By the time you arrived at your apartment, you were exhausted. Who knew that just a small pain could hold you back from so much? And that’s because you were getting help to move and to carry your stuff throughout the day. The good news were that at least you’ll be out of gym class for a whole week. Saves you the embarrassment of having to face Jungkook.
“Why?” You asked yourself as you buried your face into the pillow.
Knock. Knock.
You snapped your head up the moment you heard the sound but the jolt of pain running through your back reminded you that you were hurt.
“I heard what happened.” Your roommate said as she sat at the edge of your bed and placing a hot pad on your back.
“Thanks.” You smiled at the warm feeling that was starting to alleviate your pain. “Really? How? Don’t tell me I’m the topic of conversation now throughout the whole school?”
She laughed. “Uh, no. Actually the boy you were wrestling came earlier looking for you.”
You snapped your head up again at that. Pain. “Ow! Um, what did you say? You’re joking, Hannah.”
“Dude, I’m not!” Hannah exclaimed as she pushed your head back down. “You would’ve seen him if you wouldn’t have taken longer to get here.”
“Well I’m sorry that hurting my back became an impediment for me to get here at my usual time.”
Hannah just rolled her eyes and stood to leave.
“Wait. What did he want?” You asked, turning your head to the side as an attempt to see your friend.
“I don’t know. He explained what happened and wanted to talk to you. I’m guessing he wanted to apologize. I told him he was more than welcomed to stay and wait for you but he insisted on leaving.” Hannah school her shoulders and turned to leave, closing the door behind her. Leaving you wondering what the boy in the other class could’ve wanted.
The week passed and your back was starting to feel so much better. You could carry your backpack now and it wasn’t taking you forever to get from class to class.
“Look dude, there she is!”
“Shut up, she’s going to hear you.”
“Oh, are you scared?”
“Shut up, Taehyung!”
You looked over your shoulder to see what all the commotion was. Your eyes widened to see that one of the noisy boy was Jungkook. The same Jungkook who you had wrestled almost a week ago and embarrassed yourself completely in front of him. You quickly turned to face forward and quickened your pace to get as far away as possible. He didn’t see you right?
“Hey!”
It was him. He was calling for you but you wanted nothing more than for the ground to open up and swallow you whole.
“Hey, Y/N wait please!” His hand managed to grab a hold of your arm, forcing you to stop. You took a deep breath before turning around and bracing for what was coming.
“Okay, go ahead and tease me.” You said, taking the boy completely by surprise.
“I’m sorry what?”
“Go ahead and make fun of me. I know that I shouldn’t have challenged you. I just thought that I could take you on since I was having a pretty good streak. You even told me I was going to get hurt but I didn’t listen.” You started rambling but before you could continue, Jungkook’s laugh interrupted you. “What’s so funny?”
“Ah, no. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to laugh.” He started saying, waving his hands side to side as if trying to make it more convincing that he really wasn’t. “I’m sorry if I startled you or made you uncomfortable but I wasn’t calling you so I could make fun of you. Nothing like that.”
You titled your head to the side confused. “Then, what is it?”
“Y/N, I wanted to ask you out on a date?”
“I’m sorry, come again?”
Jungkook huffed a laugh before speaking again. “Y/N, I know that this is kind of odd but the first time I ever saw you was almost a week ago in gym class. I thought that you were the most beautiful girl I had ever seen but then I saw you wrestle and I thought to myself that I’d be a dumbass if I didn’t ask you out. You’re athletic and you’re beautiful, I’m sure you also have an amazing personality. I know that we don’t know each other but just give me a chance and I promise you won’t regret it.”
You were speechless. All this time you thought he was just a muscle pig that was coming to brag about how you should’ve listened and that you should’ve given up when he gave you the chance. In reality, he was such a sweet and caring person. The fact that he actually wanted to take you out on a date was beyond you.
“Just one thing.” You finally managed to mutter after a few minutes of silence.
“Anything.”
“Promise me that if I ever lose my footing again, you’ll catch me. I don’t want to spend another week struggling to get to class and not being able to carry my backpack because of me being stupid.” You said, giving him an embarrassed smile.
“I promise.” He said while returning it. Gosh, he was so handsome and you couldn’t believe that you were barely noticing that now.
The two of you exchanged numbers and he offered to walk you to your next class and your next class after that.
Moral of the story: always be a competitive little bitch, Y/N. Good job, me!
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