#what to expect when you're expecting

[dilfgifs]

JOE MANGANIELLO as DAVIS What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012) dir Kirk Jones

#joe manganiello #what to expect when you're expecting #movie #film #filmedit #actor #men #menedit #mancandykings #mensource #filmgifs #userstream #userfilm #cinemapix #flawlessgentlemen #usermichi #usersavana #userjimholden #pedro #*

[drrav3nb]

ANNA KENDRICK as Rosie Brennan CHACE CRAWFORD as Marco WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU'RE EXPECTING (dir. Kirk Jones)

#what to expect when you're expecting #chace crawford #anna kendrick #2000s #2000s movies #romcomedit #romcom #romantic comedy #filmedit #fyeahmovies #moviegifs #doyouevenfilm #filmtvdaily #tvandfilm #romancegifs #2010s #2010s movies #SCREAMING #THROWING UP #BECAUSE WHATTTTTTTTT #AND CONSENT! YES WE LOVE THAT

[illyrilex]

What To Expect...

Vanessa reads up on labor and delivery~

#kof #king of fighters #vanessa (kof) #art stuff and thangs #doodling #what to expect when you're expecting #remember: Van is canonically a mother #in case anyone forgot #Vanessa may be cool but she's not immune to the sheer “What the fuck?” that comes with learning about what a pregnant body does

[haveyouseenthisromcom]

#submitted #movies #polls #what to expect when you're expecting #cameron diaz #jennifer lopez #kirk jones #ended #result: unseen

[wouldshesnip]

Jules Baxter (What to Expect When You're Expecting)

Jules's storyline centers on her refusal to have her son circumcised. Behind-the-scenes interviews make it seem that Cameron Diaz feels the same way.

Would She Snip?: No

#jules baxter #what to expect when you're expecting #cameron diaz #circumcision #wouldn't snip

[bqrares]

Credit: Beauty Queen Rares

#Anna Kendrick #rares #Twilight #The Twilight Saga: New Moon #The Twilight Saga: Eclipse #The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 #Jessica Stanley #What to Expect When You're Expecting #Pitch Perfect #Pitch Perfect 2 #Pitch Perfect 3 #A Simple Favor #Love Life #Darby Carter #cups

[appreciatingactors]

Oh guys, ya girl is back to blogging. I’m sorry for not being around lately, y’know, life and shit. 

So let’s get this started back up with a bang, ya feel me? Anna freaking Kendrick. I think I’m in love with her, but then again, who isn’t? She is beautiful, quirky, and overall a great personality. But we aren’t here to talk about that.

The first movie I ever saw her in was, of course, Twilight. Don’t judge me. I had read the books, and I just needed to see it, okay? 5th grade me couldn’t resist.. But much like Anna Kendrick, I forgot she was in it. So hey, Anna, we got something in common.

Now if you weren’t an emo vampire kid (my nickname the bullies gave me in school. How original.), there were plenty of other things she was in. Into the Woods, What to Expect When You’re Expecting, Mr. Right....

My favorite one that she’s been in though? Pitch Perfect. She absolutely slayed in those movies, and I was addicted. The acting and sassiness in that movie alone could take anyone out. 

Wasn’t she in that one show.. My Best Friend is a Sex Doll? Or was that entire show just a fever dream I had. Wild.

Either way, Anna Kendrick is an absolute blessing, and the light of my life. I hope y’all can agree.

#anna kendrick #actress #actor appreciation #Voice Actor #pitch perfect #mr right #what to expect when you're expecting #twilight #into the woods #sassiness #sass #sassy #forgot #favorites #bomb #slay #my best friend is a sex doll #fever dream #i'm convinced

[passed-out-real]

Anna Kendrick Filmography part 1

Camp (2003)

Rocket Science (2007)

The Marc Pease Experience (2009)

Up in the Air (2009)

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

LCD Soundsystem: Pow Pow (2010)

50/50 (2011)

What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012)

ParaNorman (2012)

#Anna Kendrick #Camp #Rocket Science #The Marc Pease Experience #Up in the Air #The Twilight Saga: New Moon #Scott Pilgrim vs. the World #LCD Soundsystem: Pow Pow #50/50 #What to Expect When You're Expecting #ParaNorman

[leupagus]

Ted Lasso, the character, is one of the only representations of 'sometimes getting better with your mental health issues means that you are less visibly happy, and that is okay, because you are not required to be happy in order to be loved' out there and I am really discouraged that so much of the audience is angry at that.

#ted lasso #the guy we meet in season one is so so so much sadder and is suffering so much more #than the guy we say goodbye to in season three #but the guy in season three doesn't crack as many jokes and doesn't grin and laugh at every opportunity #I really didn't expect the fandom to interpret that as 'he's even worse off than before!' #when the fact is that when you're able to have an inherent sense of self-worth rather than relying on Doing Everything Right #that you become less manic about making sure everyone likes you all the time #which is what ted did for the first two seasons #I dunno I just wish there was more room for this kind of character #and... for this kind of person #believe mothereffers #theodore lasso

[thedaveandkimmershow]

The point, the exact moment when you become a dad...

Is kind of tricky.

Because for my money pregnancy is being more of a theoretical dad.

Oh sure, you know the baby's in there, but the sum total of your responsibilities focus on your wife.

Which is not the same thing, strictly speaking, as being a dad... or doing dad things.

That time of pregnancy?

I had my husband cap on.

So then what about the moment of birth? What about the moment my wife and the baby she carried became two distinct individuals, now separated by physical space.

What about then?

Nope. That was certainly closer... but still not the moment.

I wasn't like BAM. I'm a dad now.

In fact, there wasn't a single moment of conscious revelation for me. There was simply this tiny new human in our lives fully dependent on us, both of us now, and about whom I had concerns. Basic ones, of course.

Was she hungry?

Was she in any kind of discomfort?

Did she need to be changed?

Yes to that last question, by the way. Big time. One of the many unique experiences for which I was neither prepared nor...

Yup. I basically wasn't prepared. I didn't have any sort of natural understanding of this first of many, many, many experiences that would comprehensively take me by surprise. And yes. Nobody said, hey, this first change is gonna be a doozy.

Nobody said that to me.

In this very beginning of Linzy 'n me, I could only look into her newborn eyes...

And make my best guess.

That's when the title of Dad settled firmly onto my shoulders, fundamentally transforming my identity.

And that was a doozy as well.

In short, I had no idea all the things the authors of "What To Expect When You're Expecting" simply left out of that book.

No idea. 

It's like they stop right after your baby's born. Which was the exact moment I started needing to know things and, because I didn't, it was also the moment, the first of so so many, that took and continue to take me by surprise.

Now.

Spin the decades forward nearly two and a half times to Friday night after the Triple Door show whilst Kimmer 'n I are at our table in the midst of a lot of people milling about... when I look up briefly to spy a young woman walking our way. Then I turn back to continue the conversation with Kimmer when Linzy walks up to ask how we liked the show.

Yeah.

Item number 10,352 that should've been included in What To Expect When You're Expecting:

There will come a moment, however brief that moment is, when you literally won't recognize your child.

Like, literally.

That was just the most recent in an unbroken string of continuing surprises.

And in-between? Across those two and a half decades?

An interesting exploration of the three faces of authority. Yet another super important thing to expect whilst you're expecting.

For example, early on, my authority was absolute. Which makes sense because our child could not care for herself. She needed support across all areas of her life. So every call was our call. Kimmer's call. Mine.

As Linzy grew older and began to take more areas of her life under control, sure, there were some things that were clearly our call. Kimmer's call. Mine. But if eventually you're gonna release a young human being into the wild... yeah.

They had best be prepared.

So we exercised absolute authority in some areas, balancing those stances with mentorship and guidance and processing. And the occasional full court press.

And then finally when she moved out, well... she took full control of her life. Took her life in her own hands.

And our authority now?

Is the authority of individuals who are recognized as experts in a particular field.

I don't know how else to put that. 

The nature of the weekly questions that come our way imply we know more than just a little about the various challenges of being human.

So from God-like authority to recognized expert, that's me.

Dad.

And yes. My life as Dad is ongoing and continues to be a relentless adventure.

Even though, and probably because, I didn't know what I was expecting.

😉

#dad #proud father #father's day #what to expect when you're expecting #expectations #surprises #rolling with it #parent #mentor #authority #expert

[ride-a-dromedary]

"Halsin shouldn't be that big or muscular or look middle aged because he's an elf and the lore sa-"

I actually think he should be bigger and look more middle aged, personally.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #the man has been non-stop stressed for a century like i'm surprised that didn't prematurely age him MORE #i think he *should* have silver hairs peppered throughout from the endless stress he's been under #and be built like a professional strong man with a significant healthy layer of fat because he *hibernates* and is *practically strong* #and because he says he likes sweet things and doesn't find any point in denying himself things he likes #so you're telling me that man is chiseled and cut like an unhealthy bodybuilder? #no i don't think so #'elf lore says-' this game is literally all about curbing your expectations when it comes to what people are 'meant' to be #elf lore says a lot of things that halsin fits *to a t* - his appearance being out of the 'norm' is not a flaw #but it doesn't matter then does it? only when he physically fits the species paradigm? #'that's not how elf aging works!' why not? you've seen how human's age yeah? different people age in different ways #you can line up ten 50 year olds next to one another and not a single one of them will look the same #the thing is that under every single umbrella there is diversity of experience #people will look and age differently from others - that's just how life and genetic diversity *works* #anyway this is a gripe at two different things at once don't mind me

[f1-enjoyer]

me finding out that my fear of williams giving logan the repaired chassis is coming true

#f1 #williams what the fuck #i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you!! #give mr america his undamaged chassis back!!! #alex crashed his so he can drive the repaired one #(none of this is alex's fault it rests on the team) #(but he did crash his car and therefore should drive the repaired one imo) #logan sargeant #williams racing #how can you expect logan to get better and improve when you're constantly showing him that you actually don't believe in him at all

[violent138]

On a day when Clark's powers get burnt out/kryptonite weakens them, Bruce immediately decides to get a full medical workup and gather all the stats on human Kal-El, much to the dismay of Clark, who really just wants to go home and nap.

#Clark: “Hey Bruce when you're done would you mind using the batplane to fly me over to the farm?” #Bruce is not sure what he expects to find while Clark is convinced his best friend is trying to torture him #Clark: “Why do you need to know how fast I can run as a human?” #clark kent #Bruce Wayne #batman #superman #world's finest #inspired heavily by @Januariat #dc comics #superman headcanons

[batcavescolony]

Me: I hate all superhero movies/shows that boil down to 'it's Superman but an Asshole' they al-

Megamind 2010: all?

Me: oh no not you, you're perfect.

#superman #clark kent #megamind #metroman #megamind 2010 #comics #dc comics #`if i was superman id use my powers to enslave humanity' yeah but superman wouldn't YOU would because apparently you're a horrible person #metro man #roxanne ritchi #like metro man is superman if he was forced to be a hero from a young age and became dissolutioned with it #and megamind is Superman if he looked alien and didnt land in a nice place to grow up. #they both go through the motions of hero and villain because thats what's expected of them. in the end they realize thats not what they wan #metro man stepped down and megamind stepped into his shoes to defeat the villain (even if its of his own creation) #how did DreamWorks do this? eveyone does `Superman but.... wait for it! EVIL` but they did it so much better like neiter metroman or #megamind was really evil. megamind was a nusence at best. even durimg his dictator era the city was still ok. a fire truck in a wall and #spray paint. some thievery one guy got cubed. blew up the museum. etc but he could have done worse. he wasnt truly evil just mad scientist #the real evil was the 'nice guy' who got powers and automatically used them to to an actual dictator when the girl he liked rejected him

[bqrares]

Credit: Beauty Queen Rares

#Anna Kendrick #rares #Twilight #The Twilight Saga: New Moon #The Twilight Saga: Eclipse #The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 #Jessica Stanley #What to Expect When You're Expecting #Pitch Perfect #Pitch Perfect 2 #Pitch Perfect 3 #A Simple Favor #Love Life #Darby Carter #cups

[shadeswift99]

...So just so we’re clear. The players in The Death Game, during the second episode of the scarce amount of time at the beginning of The Death Game where effort is mostly devoted to preparation and alliance making because later there will be no time due to The Killing And Dying Associated With The Death Game, got bored and decided there wasn’t enough death so they abandoned said preparations and used a part of that scarce time of mercy to watch an organized ring fight. Yeah? Okay cool just making sure

#limited life #limited life spoilers #it makes Sense but it's still so funny hdfkjds #like guys...guys...you're already in lord of the flies sim minecraft edition you didn't need to make it MORE dangerous #except of course they did #because what else did you expect when you gather together a bunch of people who like The Death Game #of course they're gonna get bored and start smacking each other that's the entire basis of the game dhfksjd #I'm just already sitting back and relishing how mundane and regrettable stuff like that is going to feel when we're down to the wire #when people don't have so much life left to throw around