#wheres the romance sir??

[celestial-sapphicss]

how did i go from watching ELEVEN shows in January to ZERO in March UNFAIR i feel so empty 😭

#vi.txt #my school president #never let me go #midnight series #gap the series #the new employee #10 years ticket #the warp effect #utsukushii kare #dirty laundry #moonlight chicken #midnight motel #crash course in romance #this is a commemorative post for jan-feb 2023 where i reached drama watching heights #it's worth noting that these are just east asian shows i was watching as they were airing #i did see & binge ton of other shows as well #sksksksksk year's off to a good start #my current watchlist is choco milk shake; bed friend; to sir with love; jack o frost; roomates of poongduck 609; triage & show me love #i hope they're easily available on YouTube 😭

[theygender]

Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔

*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)

#i seem to have accidentally started a romance with lae'zel astarion AND gale in addition to shadowheart 😭 #like the next day i had a notice to talk with astarion and it was the scene where hes talking about not being able to see his reflection #and it was literally like dodging fucking bullets trying to pick an option that wasnt flirting #i ended up having to pick some mean dialogue that was like 'maybe its for the best youre not exactly aging gracefully' #bc the ONLY other two options were like 'tell him you think hes beautiful' and 'gaze lovingly into his eyes' or some shit #and i was like '...okay im picking the mean one but i mean it as a joke. maybe it can be a joke' and i picked it an he was all horrified #but then the next dialogue gave me an option to say 'lol im just kidding' and i was like PHEW #but then he just went back to being fucking flirty again and was like 'really~ well then tell me what you like about me the most' or smth #and i was like FUCK. NO #but then the next dialogue tree in addition to having the normal flirty options had three additional options #that were like 'youre fine. but lae'zel/gale/shadowheart? now theres real beauty' #and i was like. fuckin. OKAY #ill wonder wtf those other two are doing there later but for now ill pick the one where i tell him in interested in shadowheart #so i picked that option and this bitch fucking APPROVED. told me he was going to have to work harder to keep up with his competition #like SIR. what do you MEAN competition. i let you bite me ONE time bc you said you were dying of thirst and i wanted to help a bro out #and then the next morning i immediately told you i didnt like it and i never wanted it to happen again #what do you mean competition dude you arent even on my radar 😭 im a DYKE #and why were lae'zel and gale there as options too?? #the next night i got gales weave scene where he shows my character how to use magic #(my tav was pretty unimpressed as a fellow mage tbh but hes my friend and i was being polite) #and when i clicked the option to clearly say at the end that i was not interested in having an intimate moment with gale #he got all misty eyed and was like 'oh how quickly these moments fade away...' #like bro the moment didnt fade away i politely shut it down on purpose bc im not interested. what are you talking about #and THEN i got lae'zel trying to fuck me and when i turned her down she gave me the exact same dialogue #about how i would miss out on having hot githyanki sex with her. AGAIN #yall im JUST trying to romance shadowheart 😭 leave me alone #if anyone else is gonna try to trap me into flirting with them then at least let it be karlach next time please 😭🙏 #(ill come back for lae'zel on another playthrough bc being between her and shadowheart sounds like a safety hazard tbh) #rambling

[theboarsbride]

Having so many bear wife thoughts im literally so excited to write out another snippet but I need to write for other WIPs and school so just have these brainstorm ramblings:

#kindred spirits :) 👍 #jojo writes #terror wife posting #bear wife x sir john content where the climax of their '“”romance“”“ is him accepting ”yeah fuck youre right i AM a horror - im british :(“

[marimeeko]

I just read the chapter 395 for real and I am feeling so NORMAL ABOUT IT

#not really #this was so beautiful #and yuri #and shojo #horikoshi says he cant write romance but LIKE #sir i beg to differ?? #also i may talk about this later but #one panel of Ochako looking at toga looked SO MUCH LIKE bakugous panel where he is wanting to reach out to izuku #togachako #himiko toga #uraraka ochako #bnha spoilers #bakudeku

[ner0ticmemories]

can i just say i really love how kinky rafe ( aka. @houseofwisteria ) and ashley are on their own but together their kinkiness is mostly expressed through action? i'm very surprised but i love it because for some reason it feels very special to them.

#houseofwisteria ( ashley and rafe. ) #like i know they #are way more verbal with others #but together #they are so #romance coded idk #how to explain it #but fuck are they passionate about #one another that #continues to grow #LIKE RAFE #WHERE'S THE RING #SIR?!?!!??!!??!

[ruairy]

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#faefarm really said apemd 10k in game money to get married and ur spouse will have the exact same dialogue as when u were strangers 👍 #can't go on dates.cant give him gifts he doesn't help on my farm #the only difference is he is on my farm.sometimes? #he doesn't even go inside my house #sir are u telling me ur sleeping on a log outside? #there's no build a double bed option even if he did come inside the house though #u wake up in the morning and u step outside to see ur beautiful husband who has been sleeping in the raid #he says Good to see you as if you are not literally married #u don't even kiss at your wedding #basically the romance feels like it was a last minute after thought and is literally pointless #u go on like?. 4 dates? and then u can propose out of absolutely no where #ive been daring you for a week lets get married i guess #the rest of the game is great but man. the npcs kinda suck

[loversandantiheroes]

I want to be a hoe so bad! 😩

Like the monsterfucker route looks intriguing, esp given some of the theories floating around wrt to the monster in question, but just, Oscar is right there all sweet and bashful and just looking like a goddamned snacc with 47 c’s.

I am not immune to Oscar Gutierrez.

#but also oscar is so sweet and I don't want to lead him on and then ditch him for zomboyfriend #so for now i am just settling for sighing dreamily whenever he's on screen #scarlet hollow #oscar gutierrez #every time I get to the bits where he's shelving books I just think of that oscar isaac gif #where he's going 'were you looking at my butt?'👀 #yes sir i was #also that butt was where i started wondering if there were romance options in this game #bc there was simply no need to give the man that much cake otherwise

[somehowmags]

your wizardly abilities and divorcedman ways have bewitched me body and soul

#this post is about the wizard from stardew valley #his sdve heart scenes have won me over. im making a new farm to romance him #i haven't romanced anyone on my current farm but i always imagined my current farmer to be too young for him #theyre good friends :D #anyways the scene where he said his ex wife doesn't like his plants got me :pleading: #sir i will appreciate your plants...i have a whole farm for u to grow your plants on .... #chatters

[kashilascorner]

Haven't been liveblogging the Odyssey as much as I thought, so for the record:

Books 1-2: Telemachus, darling, how dare you speak to your mother like that

Book 3: Nestor still has a bunch of sons left wow good for him. Glad to know Diomedes made it safely home!

Book 4: Helen is a witch?! (I did make a post about this one) Menelaus true malewife tbh

Book 5: 🥺☹️💔

#i posted about book 5 yesterday too. also just. the fact he was like 'no thanks i'm going back home i miss my wife' #but he also just. had goodbye sex with calypso? pressumably completely voluntary too. this is why in my land #we say all men are perros sir (just kidding. i felt very sorry for him he was obviously miserable in that island) #also i have Thoughts about how calypso talked about how gods always try to ruin romances where godesses love mortals huh #laura reads

[yrbutchgf]

ive never been the type to see a straight couple being affectionate and get annoyed by it but atp ive really rolled right past that reaction. like. straight couple sat across from me on the bus. guy has his hand just above her knee and patting occasionally. and im sitting here like a wet puppy left in the rain where is my lover.

#personal #where are they/is she/he/xe/zie/etc #Now am i making the effort to LOOK??? or PUT MYSELF OUT THERE??? no sir no ma'am. so. but that's my own problem #i don't want a relationship i want a whirlwind romance. let me be fucking clear

[captainkingsley]

Liking Rufus and Alicia together is almost embarrassing like what do you mean I want to draw them in their wedding outfits from a game that no longer exists

#please. please i love them so much they deserved so much better than they got at the end of the game #let them be happy! let them have a timeline where they can just have an awkward romance! #instead of stumbling around trying to kill gods! #i mean the killing god thing is really cool and i love that for them it's a cool motivation but #Rufus didn't deserve what happened to him #and Alicia did so much and deserves to be her own person and not share her consciousness with a Valkyrie #I'm going to write Something for them that fits those wedding outfits i Swear #but given the fact that Rufus has. guns? instead of a bow? #sir. are you trying instead to shoot Odin with a pistol. let me give you some peace

[honehonn3honey]

"Soon I will make x character and the reader have a break >:)"

I’m sorry, I won’t be there to witness, not until they tell me there’s a happy ending with reconciliation and all that, I live enough shit in real life to pick what I want to read.

Thanks anyway for writing and sharing it with us

#I don’t think I’m special either #I’m just sensitive to angst 🥺 #The kid has had enough of the real world for a lifetime #There’s a romance movie where they spend their whole lives yearning for each other and it was always so painful AND until the end they look #But the whole movie was pulling my hair and cursing because I hurt they pain haha #I like it but I won’t see that movie again #Love Rosie or One day? No sir no no #〔 honneytalks ✩°｡🦦 〕

[dani4the6]

Tell me why my aroace ass is out here mainly writing love songs and poems

#quite bold to write about something you’ve never felt #like a few here and there fine #but it’s like 80% of my work #like even most of the stories i come up with are romances #no hate to me but what are you doing sir #where are you getting this from? #bc its definitely not something that's coming from my platonic relationships #thats different than the love shit i tend to write about #and its not longing bc they're acting like i'm in a full on committed relationship #I've never kissed someone #so what is all this? #poetry #acearo

[alastor-simp]

Horror Movie Night😈 - Alastor x Reader

Charlie wanted to find an activity to bring everyone together, since a lot of the personalities in the hotel would clash. She had made a list of ideas, but majority of them were turn down for being too childish. The last option was a movie night with everyone, and surprisingly everyone agreed. The genre of movie was the real problem. Charlie wanted a musical. Vaggie had a preference for drama. Angel dust preferred either a steamy flick (aka porn) or comedy. Niffty voted for romance. Husk didn't really care, but he wouldn't be upset if it was an action movie. Sir Pentious was interested in historical / documentaries. Alastor was not a big fan of modern technology especially television, but he would give it a try if the movie was a horror. You enjoyed all genres of movies, so it didn't matter which one you saw. Coming up with an idea, you suggested pulling a name out of the hat, to decide the genre of movie that gets picked. Borrowing Husk's hat for a bit, everyone wrote their name on a piece of paper and tossed it in. After a quick shake, you grabbed the first piece of paper and pulled it out.

Yelp, looks like it was going to be a horror movie as Al's was the name you pulled out. Everyone had made their way to the couch, while some of them sat on the floor. They were all dressed in their pajamas. Niffty had made popcorn and drinks for everyone to enjoy during the movie. Charlie was lighting some candles to add some effect when the movie was playing. Next to you on the couch was Alastor. He was wearing a red stripped top, and black lounge pants. He seemed very cozy. "Hey Al. What movie did you pick?" Alastor looked at you, smiling big as always. 'Well my dear, I picked whatever seemed interesting! I hope you will enjoy it!" Giving an awkward smile back, your eyes turned toward the TV as soon as Charlie pressed play. You didn't mind horror movies, but being the scaredy cat that you were, they still made you scream.

The movie that Alastor picked was "The Descent." The start of the film was a bit slow, but it slowly began to build up overtime. It got to the point in the movie where the characters had entered into the large cave, to explore. Yeah, that was already a red flag. Scanning your eyes around the room, you took in everyone's reactions. Charlie and Vaggie were hugging the life out of each other. Niffty was smiling, but she was clutching on to her plushie very tightly. Angel was on edge and tried to cling on to Husk, only to be pushed back by him. Angel huffed and decided to a least grab Husk's hand for comfort, and Husk allowed that at least. Sir Pentious was cowering on the floor, wrapping his whole tail around him. Alastor was just smiling next to you, obviously enjoying where the movie was going. You, on the other hand, was getting a very bad feeling in your stomach as the characters kept exploring the cave. The pillow that you were holding was being used as a shield as you kept hiding behind it, waiting for something to happen.

The climax of the movie had arrived when the grotesque bat-like monster had made an appearance and proceeded to feast on one of the characters. Everyone in the room had screamed and jumped, including you, as you covered your face with the pillow. There was a chuckle to your right as Alastor was laughing, at both the movie and your adorable reactions. From the start of the film, Al was seeking glances at you, wondering what your next reaction would be. The face you made when the dread set in was highly entertaining to him. However, he did pity you a bit, as he could see that the movie was frightening you tremendously. Unbeknownst to you, you felt someone drape their arm behind your shoulders, pulling your body closer towards them. Looking up from the pillow, it was clear that it was Al who had done it. His eyes were still watching the movie, clearly enjoying the gruesome moments. Not saying a word, you continued to watch the movie, but the feelings of fear had diminished a bit due to Alastor's actions. The movie had finally ended, as the credits began to flash on the screen. Everyone gave a sigh of relief, except Al . Clapping with glee, he found the movie quite invigorating. Vaggie rolled her eyes at him, while whispering "creepy weirdo" under her breath. It had gotten super late, so it was time to head for bed.

Wishing everyone a good night sleep, you carried yourself back to your room, despite the prickling sensation that you felt crawling up your back. That movie was still on your mind, but you tried to push the fear away. Alastor was following from behind , since the both of you were next door neighbors. "Feeling alright, my dear? That picture show had you shaking like a leaf!" He was definitely smirking when he said that. "No s✪✪✪, Sherlock." Grumbling your response back at him, you continued to make your way to your cozy abode. Having arrived at the door, you turned to Al, who had just arrived at his door. "Good night, Alastor." "You as well, my dear!" Making over to the bed, you laid down and got under the covers, adjusting yourself to get comfortable. It took a while, but the droopy feeling had taken effect on your eyes, and you fell into a deep sleep. Pitch blackness was all around you. The muscles in your body felt like they had been ripped apart. The air felt heavy, almost dry like you were underground. Something was moving around you, circling you, watching you. The monstrous sounds it made created a haunting echo. You begged your body to respond, it was no use. The sounds were coming closer. No. NO! You bellowed out a scream.

"Y/N!!" Someone was shaking you, causing your eyes to snap open. Your body was shaking and there were tears in your eyes. You slowly realized that you had a nightmare. Alastor was in front of you, hands on top of your shoulders. His glowing eyes eyeing you with concern, yet his smile was still present. "A-Al? W-what's wrong? W-why are you in m-my room?" Struggling out a response, your eyes looked at Al in confusion. "My dear, I had heard your shrieks of terror and rushed over! It appeared you were having a nightmare! A rather horrible one at that!" He was still holding on to you, which gave you some comfort. "Oh, I'm so sorry if I disturbed your sleep." Taking in a few deep breaths, helped tremendously as you were able to talk properly and control the shaking. Shaking his head, Al had let go of your shoulders, and moved his hands to your cheeks. "Darling, there is no need for you to apologize! But, may I ask what were you dreaming about?" Massaging your cheeks like a cat, Al smiled down at you, softness in his eyes. Explaining it in full detail, Al realized that the film you had witness, was the main cause of the night terror. He had known that you were scared, but not to the point it would result in you kicking and screaming in your sleep. He needed to rectify this.

"Come along, my dear!" Your body left the sanctity of your bed, and ended up in Alastors arms. He was carrying you like a bride. "W-what Al?! Where are you taking me?!" Whispering at him, while your brain was trying to wrap around this situation. Cocking his head to the side, he gave you an optimistic smile. "To my room!" There was no time to refute back as the both of you had arrived at his door. Creaking loudly, the door to his room had opened by itself. His room was like something out of a story book. One side was the normal room decor, illuminated with candle light. The walls were plastered with Alastor's personal trinkets and stag heads. The other side was saturated in moss, tall pine trees looming above. Chirps of crickets could be heard and glowing fireflies were flying around. Eyes widening in amazement, you continued to gaze around the room, earning a laugh from Al. In the center of the room, was an enormous bed, covered in satin sheets and black pillows. "How... How were you able to do this?" You breathed out, as Al placed you on the bed. Raising an eyebrow, he smiled down at you, wagging his finger. "Ah ah ah! A magician never reveals his secrets, my dear!" A thought popped in your head: "Where was he going to sleep." Snapping his fingers, Alastor used his powers to snuff out the flames from the candles, leaving only the fireflies as a source of light. Realization hit you, causing you to jump off the bed, leaving Al staring at you in confusion. "Wait Al! Are you okay with this? Sharing a bed?" Alastor looked at you, head crooked to the side. "Why of course! Are you oppose to the idea? Haven't you had your share of sleepovers with the effeminate spider?" Well yes you had, but this situation was different. "I'm not opposed to it, but I don't want you to do something you aren't comfortable with." You told Alastor this, rubbing your arm with your hand.

He was still befuddled by your statement until he began to wrap his head around of what you were saying. How charming you were! Thinking of him and his aversion to physical contact. "Darling, There is no need to worry." His body moved to crawl under the covers, sitting on the bed and looking at you. His finger pointed towards you, beckoning for you to return back to the bed. Still hesitant about the whole situation and observing his body language, it came to your decision that he was really okay with it. Your feet carried you back over, and slowly made its way under the covers, plopping your head on the pillow. Al huffed, a little annoyed that you didn't follow his instructions. He grabbed your wrist, pulling you towards him. Your head was engulfed in his chest, feeling his chin, nuzzling it. "Comfortable, Y/N?" A warm breath whispered into your ear. His voice sent chills down your back, while also causing your heart to skip a beat. "Mmph" was your response, as your mouth was muffled against his chest. Hearing a hum from above, you felt Alastor nestle closer, hooking his leg over yours. The static emanating from him had quieted down and the thumping sound of his heart sounded much clearer. Extending out a yawn, your eyelids began droop while listening to the calming sound of Al's heartbeat. Soon, your eyelids had closed and you fell into a deep sleep.

Managing to stay awake, Al had watched you, making sure you were able to relax. He never in a million years thought he would be doing something like this. He was the radio demon, the most fearsome and all powerful overlord. Everyone trembled in fear from the sight of him, yet here he was now, cuddling you in his bed. He was getting soft, which displeased him greatly, yet he couldn't help but find it comforting as well. Your very-being was changing him, in both a good and bad way. Sighing, he pushed his thoughts away as he had a busy schedule tomorrow and needed to be well rested for his broadcast. Nuzzling closer, Alastor hugged you tighter. His glowing eyes dimmed and he had fallen asleep as well.

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[hopeful-hufflepuff-peeves]

I am where meet cutes come to die

#i literally meet people in the cutest ways and then poof gone #like where did you go #come back i want my full romance novel not just the introduction #meet cute #why do they always disappear? #i have so many i can write a weird book about it #romance #personal #shit post #yo boy where you goin? #my legs went to jelly and now i gotta start all over again #damn it sir

[saerotonins]

actor!toji headcanons

ft. fushiguro toji x reader

content warnings: fluff, parent!reader, megumi is yalls son, just overall cuteness

wc: 918

note: this is my apology for that nanami angst i posted days ago heh

jjk actor au masterlist

as an actor:

very intimidating man, from his aura to his build, oh boy, who wouldn't be scared

but to everyone's surprise, he's actually just a really goofy and adorable man with a really good resting bitch face lmfao

is actually a household name in the acting industry! definitely those types of actors that once casted into a show, it's guaranteed to get hella VIEWS AND RATINGS

has been in the acting industry for YEARS and has a ton of experience but is still very humble

is actually very shy when his co stars tease him whenever his fans thirst for him whenever he's on screen and he's just a blushing mess LOL

i mean he's a literal dilf so 

believe it or not, this man has been in more romance shows and movies than action, especially as a VILLAIN

his fans couldn't believe it either

so when he was first casted in jjk as a villain who kills CHILDREN they were so ecstatic!

and boy were they so happy when toji SURPASSED their expectations because he was so good!

also so happy that he was casted together with his son, megumi, in the same show!

they usually go to the shoot together and even when he doesn't have a scene to shoot and only megumi does, he drives him off to the shooting site whenever his time permits

it's actually so adorable 

in contrast to jjk!toji, he's really a hands on father to him and is actually very supportive of megumi going to the same career path as him

megumi is also the definition of nepo babies who deserved what they got but that's another discussion 

at first though, he is kind of hesitant especially knowing how toxic can it get with the industry but when he saw his son's determination, he eventually gave him a green light and supported him along the way

this man is so fucking strong OML the producers are so grateful the most of the time he helps cleaning up with the equipment once filming is done

literally lifts them up like it's nothing BYE

listen, this old man is RIPPED and really likes to work out 

he's like pedro pascal who is like really chill but really cheeky when it comes to fanservice LOL he is so adorable 

megumi is kinda cringing though 😭 it's understandable though because that's literally your father trying to act cute and he's a teenager so i don't really blame him

also a big gentleman, again, contrary to his role, he is actually very good with the ladies and often checks with his co stars especially when a fight scene is being filmed

profusely apologized to satoru when their fight was filmed because he literally has to do the stunts himself and make everything believable as much as possible 

has ig and twitter but barely posts unless it's a promotion or a thank you post for the team

he's very active in stories though 😭

and i mean VERY VERY active

you know that point where a person posts too much stories and the lines above almost look like dots??? 

yeah that's him 😭

mostly posts the behind the scenes and his family there!

has a pet chicken that he posts there too

no he's not vegan... he just doesn't eat chicken 😭

as a husband:

oh yeah another married man on set sorry ladies he’s off the market

a very romantic and private lover

especially when you're the only one in the family who is not involved in show business

looks forward to coming home to you all the time

the type of husband who says, "i miss my spouse," on set out of nowhere and his co stars just sigh in faux annoyance 

this man is WHIPPED 

his lines is always and SHOULD always be practiced with you, because aside from his fans (not really though since he's already an established actor), the only approval he looks for is from his lover

is really happy and giddy (almost like a teenage boy like SIR you guys are already married for YEARS) when you praise him and has this really boyish smile which happens very often btw

he's such a fucking sap please

as mentioned, he is kinda shy about the thirst but is not uncomfortable and actually goes along with it

you on the other hand GO HAM with it LOL

you're one of the fans lmfaoooo

a very BIG ONE

unlike him who is not active on twitter, you actually reply to fans and agree what they were saying and fangirl/boy with them which is actually so adorable LOL

his fandom is having a field day of you gushing about your husband like you're not married to him and have a literal CHILD with him bye

both megumi and toji, especially toji, are very protective of you so any slanderous rumors from the tabloids and any defamation will immediately face a lawsuit 

and fans love it when y'all fight back!!

if they stan either toji or megumi, it's immediately a given that they also stan you LOL

your boys both find it cute that even you have a very supportive fanbase like theirs

#toji fluff #jjk actor au #toji fushiguro x reader #toji x reader #toji fushiguro fluff #toji fushiguro x you #toji fushiguro x yn #toji fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jjk fluff #jjk x reader