#wling

[notgreengardens]

are there by now parent-child relationships where the teenager is like "stop pushing harry potter on me, mom, it's like the lamest and uncoolest book ever" and then the mom has to hold back tears while saying "ginevra minerva hermoine, we did not raise you to be such a slytherin" and then the child says "whatever, mom" and goes back to playing roblox while the mother has to think about how happy she and her husband thought her daughter would be to get some overpriced tickets for her birthday to go with them to a 4 hour show where an orchestra plays the harry potter soundtrack and they already got their hogwarts robes ready but apparently her sweet sweet hufflepuff daughter turned to the dark side just like her brother who doesn't even want to be called by his name anymore so she has tried her best to only call him by short nicknames like "sev" but he still thinks his name is "so cringe, mom, why couldn't you give me a normal name like nick or something".

Is this a thing. I hope teenagers think harry potter is the lamest millenial shit ever.

#don't get me wrong I hope teenagers think it sucks because they know about all the shit r*wling does #but also I hope they think it's just the lamest shit in general now #kill its cultural significance for being absolutely not cool #I hope someone fifteen years younger than me comments to confirm this

[lizweirdo]

reading wolfstar fanfic with harry being a dad and turning back into my middle school self that worshipped cursed child like a magic girl transformation…..

#jk r*wling cooked a little bit with that one #what if we were mortal enemies but our sons were GAY #harry potter #mauraders #marauders #wolfstar #the cursed child

[defective-and-effective]

James has ADHD. Sirius has AuDHD. Remus has autism. Regulus has autism. Peter has autism. Sorry guys, I don’t make the rules

#my adhders #audhd #neurodiversity bitches #doing what joking cow thing (jk r*wling) could not #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #regulus black #peter pettigrew #jegulus #Wolfstar

[electric-sheeeep]

"oh warner bros should make a marauders series" or "ooh there should be a house of black show." like. you guys know j.k. r*wling will be in charge right? if you think any of our fun (depressing) gay headcannons will make it into a show run by her, boy do i have some news for u. there's no way in hell she would make wolfstar anything more than a "brotherly bond," james would be a harassing bully, and marlene would be straight. just let us enjoy our sad gay fanfiction in peace.

#marauders #dorlene #wolfstar #james potter #jk rowling #should prob censor her name it's pretty triggering #jk r*wling

[spacecravat]

Hi margot do you have a list you'd share of the Hugo and nebula women? This is so in my vein and I've been feeling the itch to read more sf again also I hope you enjoy the female man I thought it was a fun whirlwind

Here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JgcIyXqcOJbAqMjXKEsGgTRCRBGm6ksCInb6nqFdeao/edit#gid=0

I'm expanding this to women and nonbinary authors, which was less of a concern when I was just doing pre-1980 books, but a few more these days.

Authors with an asterisk next to their name means they won the award for that year.

For the 50s-80s I actually checked every author, since a few (like Andre Norton) used pseudonyms. For the 90s on, I got lazy and mostly just assumed gender based on first name (I know, I know) and only checked ambiguous ones. May or may not be entirely accurate, and there might be a few I have or have not deleted that should be. But it's probably most of them.

Nonbinary authors I am aware of: Caitlín R. Kiernan, Annalee Newitz, Shelley Parker-Chan, and C.L. Polk. And there may be more! I admittedly was not being super thorough.

I removed Yoon Ha Lee, who is the only trans man I know of who's been nominated, but I do love his books so I want to give a shoutout here to the Machineries of Empire series anyway.

Charlie Jane Anders, Rachel Pollack, and Ryka Aoki are the trans woman I'm aware of on the list, though again, there may be more.

The second tab has all winners/nominees, including for a few other awards. (I did delete one entry for association with the Sad Puppies nonsense.)

Also if you have trouble finding any of the books, let me know and I can probably help! I've managed to track most of the older ones down. (I've had good luck with archive.org and libgen for the long out of print.)

#also caveat that just because they're nominated doesn't mean they're good #i've read and hated many of these haha #gothiccoherence #asks #book blogging #leaving jk r*wling in for completeness. despite it all.

[sprnklersplashes]

I don't want to give it attention but jk rowling's new book is apparently about an autistic child who gets indoctrinated into a cult and is apparently described as "simple" and "slow" and I'm going to throw something at the wall now :)

#*screams* #áine for ts #jk rowling cw #friendly reminder that r*wling is ableist asf and the gc movement is entrenched in ableism

[justsomeinsanehuman]

REMEMBER WHEN JK R*WLING ACTUALLY OWNED HARRY POTTER AND NOT THE FANS AND ONLY DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY

#harry potter fandom #harry potter #JK R*wling is a transphobe #gay Harry Potter #dead gay wizards

[stedesparasol]

the duality of ofmd twitter

#i don't use twitter these were both just directly below a two year old video i found of nathan foad mocking jk r*wling

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Persphone Tim to Hades Ashes EXCEPT it's actually the start of the poly ship between Brian/Jonny/Tim bc Hades decides to host a grand ball for their 'wedding' or something and Jonny and Brian decide to come but they were not informed of who Persphone actually is so when Tim walks out with Ashes completely decked out in like a dramatic dress and pretty hair + makeup Brian and Jonny do the Granger Danger duet from Team Starkid's AVPM (Brian is Ron and Jonny is Draco, respectively. Also Ashes 100% knows they're down bad for Tim and finds it hilarious.)

Edit to add a YouTube link to the actual song in case anyone hasn't heard it (which I'm doing primarily bc I'm a sucker for Joey and Lauren like..... ugh they're so.......)

Also Brian and Jonny definitely start absent mindedly dancing together just to get a close look at Tim. I know I was there I was the spiked punch bowl.

#HEAR ME OUT PLSSSSSS #i know tumblr doesn't like harry potter a lot (honestly bc of the creator that's fair) #but Starkid doesn't count right??? RIGHT???? #starkid is 100000 time better than the source material and I'm pretty sure r*wling tried to sue them over it #EVEN THO IT'S A PARODY AND COMPLETELY LEGAL!!!! #anyway #granger danger goes hard especially since draco and ron are married now i think #the mechanisms #starkid avpm #Youtube

[neon-in-the-night-time]

chef: remember that your showpieces are roosters, which are all male. im not saying you cant make a barbie chicken, but just remember that me, an intellectual: my witch chicken is trans

#technically witchcraft was not associated with a specific gender until jk r*wling so it doesnt matter if my witch chicken is a rooster #hwo do you knw my witch chicken isnt giles corey chef #adventures in culinary school #rambles

[artemis-pendragon]

The fact that JK R*wling published her transphobic-ass book under a male pseudonym is soooo fucking insane like girl get a grip 💀

#i literally dont even know what to say??? like??? someone needs to explain to jkr what irony is asap #jk r*wling #tw transphobes #trans rights #writing #tw transphobia #tw jk rowling #jk rowling

[ansitru]

"Manifest good vibes to cure your chronic illness" how about I manifest my mobility cane against your shins 🤙✨

#I read an 'thinkpiece' today #And it's an author seemingly attempting to get picked by TERF R*wlings and other TERFS #no doubt thanks to her latest 'book' that came out #And I'm tired #Astrid rambles #spoonie #mobility issues #hypermobility

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

Live footage of Alec Lightwood every time they receive a letter from Julian:

#not to use hp photos but i cannot get this comparison out of my head and i need to inflict it on other people now #secrets of blackthorn hall #sobh #also this goes without saying but fuck r*wling

[belfryprepz]

I may have 2 finals tomorrow but that will never stop me from being on tumblr too late in the evening

#I'll be fiiiine #basically all i did all day today was play with the therapy dogs #no regerts tho we listened to that jk r*wling contrapoints video. hella interesting #i did some laundry and I'm not freaking out so. life is good #bri ffr

[hotsugarbyglassanimals]

yeah i literally saw people directly blame the anti trans legislation in the US over lesbians online being upset about ms/pec lesbians today . i have no patience for misconstruing what i mean lol

#why dont u go actually blame whole ass t-rfs and jk r-wling and not the shit ton of not cis lesbians who are upset about lesbophobia #about that shit #and christian legislators while youre at it

[eucatastrph]

gorgeous girlies I am BEGGING you to google books TikTok has recc’d before you ask me, a bookseller, for them - I cannot keep breaking the news that the book you’re looking for is, in fact, a 250,000 word Harry Potter sex slave au on AO3

#pls spare us both this interaction #and spare me the convo of why I had to google this at work #help me to help you help me to help you #no judgment I’d rather you do this than support actual jk r*wling #I just did not need to know this about you #and now here we are #at an impasse #I love u #AO3