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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Comic book writers who still make Bruce hit his kids even after years of mass criticism from fans who TELL you it's a bad creative choice that pushes them away from the fan base and comics in general,,, you did this for what?

#no bc like lets talk about it. if you hate robins that much. just. don't include them. but it's a very specific case of brain rot for comic #book nerds and writers -- MALE comic book nerds & writers -- that just. stops them from understanding #we're here because we love seeing bruce being a good father? we're here because we enjoy seeing a male superhero capable of #care and love after being so heavily traumatized to OTHER traumatized people? like. why. why is it so hard #to believe we love bruce more when he's a good father? ik the answer -- its bc these creators and consumers are #shitty men in general and they're incapable of understanding we might find healthy traits cooler than the machismo toxicism they've #been regurgitating since the fucking 90s #please just let a woman or a non shitty mam write bruce because this is so tiring #bruce wayne #dc #batman #bruce wayne is a good dad

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for-ships-that-never-sail · 10 days

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Someone PLEAAASEEEE write me a longer version of this 🦋 Polin 🐝 mini fic that I wrote because I have been hallucinating about this since the trailer dropped 🙏🏼

(expand to read the mini fic!)

"Mr. Colin Bridgerton, the completely unhinged and oblivious man that he is, casually reaches out 🤏🏼 and adjusts one Ms. Penelope Featherington’s necklace, to shift the teardrop 💧 pearl pendant that is askew.

He aligns the pearl with her cleavage, like this is a perfectly normal thing for him to do 🤷🏻‍♂️

In a daze of suddenly thinking about her other pearl 🙇🏻‍♂️💭👀, his index finger slowly traces down 👆🏼 from the adjusted pendant and over the beautiful line of her deep cleavage ( . Y . ) until suddenly his brain catches up 😳 because her breasts are now covered in goosebumps and rising and falling rapidly 📈 from all her heavy breathing 🫢

He pulls his hand back fast 🌩️ - mostly in shock of his own damn audacity to have done this so publicly 💀 - and definitely not because he wanted to stop touching her like this.

Actually, he suddenly realizes that he never wants to stop touching her like this 🤯"

And then BAM 💥 they are both just staring at each other’s eyes 👁️ 👁️ and lips 🫦 being insanely horny 🥵 and feral™️ on main 🫣

Extra points for just going straight to…

🗣️😈😩☄️🐎🚋🥵⏳🔥🐱⛲️👅💥🫴🏼🐱🫦💦💥🏡🕯️🤤🪞🫂😍✨💞🔏✍🏻🤯💌📚🔓🗝️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🛏️🪞🫂❤️‍🔥🫴🏼💦🍆🐱🌹🍾🍒🧨🍆🍑‼️🫦🌋💥🤤✊🏼🍆👅🥛💦🛏️🪞♋️‼️🌋💥😌🛁🧖🏻🧼🧖🏻‍♀️🥰👫🛌💤

with or without the cute parts… 😉

And even more points if you just wanna keep those cute parts in, and even add in some…

🌅💓💍🤗🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️⛪️💐👰🏻‍♀️🥹🙋🏻‍♂️🙌🏼💃🏻🕺🏻⏳🤰🏻👨🏻‍🍼😇♾️

Please tag me if you do write something like this.

All major credits to the gif makers, fic writers, and Pen’s cleavage 👀💯🫣🫢

Ok thank you bye🙏🏼 😳👋🏼

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redrobin-detective · 1 year

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So I have some people following me (why...) and I choose to use my powers for evil. Blatant promotion.

I think Batfam lovers should read hand in unlovable hand (a chokehold) by britishparty in which Tim is kidnapped by Black Mask as a child and used as a criminal consultant for his empire. I consUMED that fic when I first read it and still turn my malfunctioning brain to that AU in slow moments.

They just came out with a continuation Jason Todd’s Guide to Traumatized Teenagers that I haven’t even finished reading as I type this bc I keep stopping to not only consider the multilayered implications but also flap my hands in excitement and refusal to be done just yet.

My evil motive is I want to talk about this fic so off you go

#Its SO good guys #Im stubborn in my bedtimes so only special fics will keep me up past 9:30-10pm #and I made it to 11 bc I was so enamored #the writing the direction the subtle shift in motive and characterization as the fic years pass #its genius its amazing it was mesmerizing #and an addition so soon!!!#I can't stop flapping my hands or stopping midsentence to move around and process #Im gonna reread this chapter right after I finish to Absorb the subtext #there's a lot going on and I'm AHHH #anyway its very good please read and talk to me about it #I don't think I've been so consumed by a fic since our capacity for love increases with every person we cross paths with #by Iriascend which you ALSO should read and talk to me about #writer brain broke rn so I'm reading fics again to cope

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jamiemoonymarks · 1 year

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Me watching the word count climb on the one shot I’m writing, but progressing nowhere with the story:

#I’ve been writing this for over a month and I’ve reached 11k #please send help #and this was from an OTP PROMPT #but noOoOoOoO #I have to give background information on everything in the story #and do worldbuilding even tho it’s a FANFIC #the world is literally already established but that doesn’t stop me #did I mention that they haven’t even KISSED YET?#at 11K words #and to make things worse I have a language processing disorder that basically means I have a really hard time getting thoughts on paper #I fucking hate my brain why do you have to be broken and also want to be a GODDAMN WRITER #writing #writing struggles #fic writing struggles #Hedric #one shot #s speaks

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hannibalismos-jaaneman · 2 months

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i read a hannigram fic last night where op decided it was an okay thing to mention vatsyayana and my brain chemistry is fucked now.

#raj shitposting #afghdaklkjfdakjfgaskjgf #so for context i read the kamasutra as a joke earlier last month and istg i was not expecting what i read.#bro- listen i thought it'd be about heterosexual sex only but it's really not specified IN SO MANY PLACES IT MAKES ME WANNA YELL.#there's this entire section in the text about scents. now idk how many of y'all know seema anand but you should def check out her tedtalk.#because she kinda boils it down to the very basics with the best examples for all of those who do not want their brain chemistry altered.#and that was what got me into her stuff and i read the arts of seduction a couple years back but i wasn't unhinged back then-#-so i forgot all about it until like a month or so back when i came across a video of hers on yt and damn those floodgates BROKE man.#which lead to me finally putting my foot down and reading that shit and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-#so back to where we were. there's this entire section about scents alright? and we all know where this is going so bear with me please.#so this section talks about how different scents stimulate excitement and how different parts of the body should be scented.#like seema anand does NOT warn you about how fucking DETAILED this shit is in the original text. AT ALL.#it's got i think somewhere around 600 different scents and the optimum intensity of the scents for like IDK TURNING INTO A MONSTER.#so like when i read the fic my brain thought HEY THESE ARE TWO UNHEALTHY OBSESSIONS OF THIS FUCKING SICKO THAT SHOULD ALIGN RIGHT? BOOM.#and i imagined post fall will experimenting with scents for fun and shit because why not who's to stop him at this point in his life?#and then my brain flashed me a very vivid image of hannibal BURYING his face into will's waist to smell the perfume he put there-#and then my brain short circuited because that is too powerful an image for a mortal brain to comprehend.#i don't think anyone will understand what the fuck it is that i'm on about but y'all should watch that ted talk.#and get ahold of the nearest fic writer you know and force them to write a fic on this BECAUSE THIS IS THE PROMPT THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.#this is actual psychosexual bullshit and istg i've had SO MANY vivid dreams ABOUT SCENTS ALONE it's making me lose my fucking mind.#GAAAAAAAAAAAAH #hannigram #hannibal

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writeouswriter · 2 years

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Anyone else create approximately 700 new stories to work on in the span of the last 2 milliseconds or was it just me?

#writing #writeblr #writer things #writing humour #but also writing aaaahhhh #in the past month or so i have created maybe 7? new wips all of which i really want to work on #along with my other several hundred ones you know #they are all very much in various stages of progress not much progress but progress #like i differentiate between things i wrote down one line or note for and things i've actually dedicated time to #the latter gets the designation wip if i have more than however many pages of notes or hours of thought or such #and oh boy i am drowning in wips #quite literally #i made 4 in almost the past week stop me please #blorbos holding my brain hostage

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boxwinebaddie · 4 months

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girl you’re so right with the nsfw headcannons u posted earlier i loved them

plEASE!!! i love you, thank you!!!! i literally thought i was going to have to delete them five minutes after posting them in shame and gaslight all of you into thinking that they were a figment of ur imaginations, but you all seemed to really like them which!!! aaaa!!! i am still writing the more for fun, random nsfw meme w/ way less Lore attached to it

BUT because i am impatient/don't know when i'm gonna finally finish, you guys were all angels and i am allergic to not sharing things: you can have my favorite random little nsfwish hc under the cut which i honestly just thought was cute tbh. :)

live laugh love ravesey world domination...Literally if ur kyle, lmao. <3

-pastes sh*t straight from my post bc i'm lazy lmao-

-so raven is my fruity edgy boy jewelry king and jersey does make fun of him 25/8 for being a walking hot topic accessory display case btw, ( which like, kyles,...baby...please do not pretend like u didn't just spend half the current word count on my fanfiction wanting to hook urself on a certain sexc rockstar boys tacky hot topic display case skeleton hand lip ring like a goddamn fish smh ) esp. The Choker,

which...okay, sidebar, but before they were happily #hating and jersey kyle actively thought he 'hated' ravenstan, one time our punk rock prince was giving poor kyle what i like to call the Risque Raven Runaround, which is super effective, and in fight or flight response to getting flirted with/majorly sexually frustrated by said rockstar boy...

kyle stepped up to him, ran his nail across stans neck with aching slowness and basically threatened to 'replace that tacky too tight velvet vampire dog collar with my hand' if u keep talking shit, which was all bark no bite obviously, an empty threat/a joke, but uhhhh? the Crazy SOUND tht ravenstan made...kyle was like eXCUSE ME??? plZ

my whole fic is jersey insulting raven and him being like damn thats crazy u hate me...i also hate me...do u want to Make Out about it???

anyways! so i really don't think they fight, like, ever, they are so in luv, but very early into them #hating, kyle, who i will say that despite being the hottest most scrumdidilyumpious bad as hell man on planet earth, did display real human emotion ( surprisingly ) and got hella insecure and jealous about stans fans not respecting their relationship and a bunch of dumb tabloids saying theyre prolly Not Really Dating bc why would a celebrity settle for 'some guy'? which...

i want u to know that kyle calling himself Some Guy unlocked something extremely visceral in ravenstan because he showed up to his next show...w/ a tiny silver K charm on the iconic raven choker ;)

wHICH WAS HIS LITTLE EMO GOTH BOY VERSION OF WHEN GIRLS PUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS INITIAL ON A NECKLACE EXCEPT KIND OF HOTTER TBH HE ATE THAT LIKE HELLO?? STAN?? wHEW

kyle...ironically...was Gagged, he was sweatin oh my GOD, he was like Come Home RN sakhdlksahd and i would just like u All to know that

...the sexy velvet eboy k charm choker Does stay on during sex. <3

( which, ok tbh, guilty as sexually charged, ravesey are an i'm yours, you're mine possessive couple, but not in a scary toxic way, just in a mutually obsessed with each other, Everyone Fuck Off kinda way

so...Cute :') sahdlksahdlsad am...i delusional? )

buuuut, okay bonus because i love to laugh [ this is unhinged ]:

- i also want to say that jerseykyle knows not to be intimidated by ravens little dawn spawn minions trying to flame him on social media & shit but that does not stop him from saying out of pocket shit like

yeah!!! well just remember that while you're screaming his name at ur stupid concert, in a couple hours he'll be at home screaming Mine xx

wHIHDSIHDIHDDSLNKD AAAAA KYLEEEE!!!!!! jail jail jail stan was like kYLE!!!! OH MY GOD in the comments and kyle said See ;)

HEEEEELPSHDKLHDL

listen y'all...jersey kyle may be the villian, but he is MY hero, babey. <3

-toxic yaoi ceo uncle nina

#thank u for the love on my usfw hcs u guys were so real that lore was important and meant a lot to me #it also contradicts my normal style hcs so my brain was like shortcircuting when i was figuring their dynamic out #which is iconic i gotta say #nina stop posting weird little #N/S/F/W #headstannons and shit but also I AM LOWKEY OBSESSED W THIS ONE LIKE RAVEN WAS CUTE FOR THAT #my man is loyal with a capital l wearing the k necklace like ravenstanley marsh was a one man man out the gate #everyone and their mom threw themselves at rockstar stan and he was unphased like he was like I Am Spoken For #this nonexistent ass belongs to kyle matthew broflovski #AND MAD RESPECT TO HIM I TOO WOULD BE LIKE IF LOST PLEASE RETURN TO THE BADDEST MAN IN THE WORLD BB #ravenstan and jerseykyle are lightly hades persephone coded #but in an also not toxic like flowery writer girl metaphor way #but yeah ravenstan do be walking around in the kyley b k emo boy choker which i think is very sexc of him like go off king #kyle really was like i need u to come home rn so i can do crazy down horrendous things to u in the choker w my initial on it #ravesey world domination everyone...but literally #ALSO I AM OBSESSED W JERSEY KYLE THAT MAN IS RUTHLESS HE DOES NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK #HE IS UNHINGED ON SOCIAL MEDIA #LIKE THAT WAS SO OUT OF POCKET BUT HE WAS RIGHT LIKE WHERE WAS THE LIE STAN COULDNT EVEN ARGUE #I JUST KNOW THAT SCREENSHOT WENT VIRAL #if any1 even breathes near him wrong abt stan hes like #keep talking shit sweetheart bc ur wearing my sbfs teeshirt and hes wearing my initial around his neck <3 cry and cope :)#which is funny bc kyle seems really jealous but if anyone breathes Right near stan about KYLE??? OOOOOOF DUDE!!#he is in kyles lap kissing him all over the place like ooh babe whos ur friend? hi nice to meet u I'm Raven of Crimson Dawn :)#FUCKING BRUTAL LIKE OH MY GOD #STAN rELAAAAAAAAAAAX #-wheezes- i love...my sons...sm

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davnittbraes · 2 years

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Writing Culture is second-guessing the original calculations you made for hyperspace travel and spending a full hour researching how much time it would realistically take for an ST-70 class starship to travel from Bakura to Takodana along the canon-established hyperspace lane because you’re CONVINCED that your calculations are wrong and readers will notice and your integrity as a writer will be utterly decimated in the face of your incompetence and you’ll have to hide from the world in shame for the rest of your life.

#omg please make my brain stop #so editing this series is going well #as you can tell #the world is light embodied #the mandalorian fanfiction #din djarin x f!reader #din djarin x you #din djarin x reader #writing culture #fanfic writer

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evilcyclopsxmen · 1 year

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I actually hate this because Scott HAS wished to be normal ??? Maybe not during resurrections specifically, but relevant enough in this conversation, no ?, but also the fact that it's genuinely an option is still so incredibly stupid lol . The fact that they just "dont wanna" doesn't fix that

#brain edited in resurrections to be happier with themselves? even in retrospect ? hmm #just saying... not everything that makes a character sound cooler and stronger is actually good writing #and a lot of modern scott writers dont understand that #this is a minor example but its pretty much constant #shut up about how cool and smart and right you are SCOTT #hes a nerd loser bitch AND the strongest smartest rightest guy #stop making him smug... stop girlbossifying him please

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antifragilejpn · 9 months

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i absolutely hate the fact that my life is at a standstill. wake up, work, wither away during the mid to late afternoon, do nothing in the evening, sleep, repeat.

and it’s all my fault too, y’know? if i want it to change, i have to be the one to change it. but i never do and i don’t know what i need to do to kick myself in the ass to change. i know i’m miserable at my job, i know i want to do something more. i’m always waiting for something, anything, to give my life meaning or make me happier or change me.

but it hasn’t yet and it probably never will unless i fucking do something about it. i feel like i’ve been stuck in the same place since 2020. i don’t want to be stuck anymore.

#personal #like #all my moots have such interesting and cool jobs and i love hearing them talk about it #but then i’m like… a fucking call center agent for insurance like #and there’s amazing writers who are studying law or physics or math and it just blows my mind #and maybe i’m upset with myself because i was never good at math or science and like those are the things people look at for jobs and stuff #and my brain just doesn’t fucking work that way #how do you stop being so angry with yourself?#how do you take that anger and channel into change instead of depression?#ignore me please

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writerfae · 1 year

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As soon as we reach 10 p.m my brain starts being mean to me and/or make me sad these past few days and I really wish it would stop doing that

#I don’t like this. brain please shut up #stop telling making me sad and bitter please #writer speaks

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lunarsands · 1 year

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Five different fics I want to work on at the same time, and I’m over here making more playlists instead. Brain, please don’t make this another “no write, only vibes” day

#writer things #writer problems #also please stop coming up with more one shot ideas #there are bigger projects to tackle #how many fluff fics do you want?#my brain: yes

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big-urchin-energy · 1 year

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forming parasocial relationships w fic writers who are nice to me in their comments again

#someone stop me i get one friendly comment reply from a writer and i'm like holy shit please be my friend please like me please please pl #saw someone on twitter tlking abt how people ~can't buy my friendship by replying and commenting on my tweets~#and immediately i was like shit am i a bad person for commenting on fics? also i would totally be friends w someone if they replied to all #my tweets some of us need the validation #it's not even 9pm yet love how normal my brain is #maybe txt

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petitmonde · 2 years

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