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autumnwander · 2 years
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Sean: Have you ever been in Five Guys?
Laszlo: Oh, at least.
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incorrectquoteswwdits · 10 months
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Nandor: Guillermo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- 
Guillermo: Sentences.
Nandor: Don't interrupt me.
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guillermo: you’re just not thinking straight, master
nandor: maybe you are the one who is not thinking straight...
narrator: curious bit of trivia, not a single soul in that household has in fact been thinking straight since 1891...
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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Viago: I dunno, (y/n), I think you’re pretty smart.
You: You also think there’s a little man in the fridge who turns the light off when you close it.
Viago, clenching his fist: And one day I’ll catch him.
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capaldisjohnlock · 2 years
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Guillermo: *actually looks genuinely happy for Nandor and not insanely jealous as per The Plan*
Nandor, whispering softly: What the fuck, what the fuuuck...
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laszlosharmonica · 2 years
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Sean: I'm in an mlm
Laszlo: oh really? 😏
Sean: yeah multi level marketing is real cool
Laszlo: oh, wrong mlm
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 years
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Sean: Everyone has a gay cousin.
Guillermo: I don't have a gay cousin...
Guillermo: Oh shit I am the gay cousin.
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Nadja: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Gregor asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Laszlo: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Nadja, already taking her clothes off: Laszlo, you're so fucking stupid.
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Lazlo: Codenames: Mine is "Eagle 1". Nandor is "been there done that". Nadja is "currently doing that". The guide is "it happened once in a dream". Guillermo is "if I had to choose a human". Baby Colin is "eagle 2".
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incorrect-spiderverse · 5 months
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Hobie after knowing Miles for five minutes: "He’s my best friend. He’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy."
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here-comes-the-moose · 5 months
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Gray is Nandor blue is Guillermo.
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autumnwander · 1 year
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Nadja, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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incorrectquoteswwdits · 10 months
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Nandor: I’ve only had Guillermo for a day and half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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yennefer : why did i ask
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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Nick: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Viago: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Deacon: No, actually he is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully.
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capaldisjohnlock · 2 years
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Nandor: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
Guillermo: Even worse than-
Nandor: Let's not do that.
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