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breannasfluff · 11 months

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When Sidon tells Wild he’s a little off-putting, he believes him. Now, after spending time with the Chain and watching half of them go out of their way to avoid him, Wild gets the feeling Sidon was downplaying it.

It’s frustrating because the boys are nice and it’s clear they don’t avoid him to be mean. It’s just…instinctual. Sometimes people are more sensitive than others and tend to avoid him. Maybe this whole group is sensitive.

Legend will talk to him for a while, but he always grimaces and wanders away at the end, hand to his head. Twilight, at least, is happy to hang out with him and Wild gravitates to his side more and more often. It’s nice to have a friend and feel less alone in this large group. He tries with the others—he really does. Whether it’s light conversation, volunteering to help, or not fishing with bombs when Time looks like he’ll faint; Wild plays nice. He’s well-behaved and doesn’t push back on directions, even as he chafes at taking them.

It's exhausting and frustrating, but worth it to stay near the others. Each day it continues, though, stretches his patience further and further. He can’t help how he makes others feel; he woke up like this.

When he asks Zelda if he had a similar effect before the Calamity, she makes a complicated face and says he was very quiet. He knows that from his memories and it doesn’t answer his question. Then she changes the subject and he lets it drop.

No matter how far he travels, he invariably follows the invisible tether to Zelda. She’s still cloaked in the faintest traces of divinity and he can’t help but be drawn to it.

“Why do you do that?” she once asked as they sit on a hill above Hyrule Field.

Wild’s leaning against her shoulder, snuffling at her neck. The action is unconscious and he jerks back. “Sorry! I—sorry.”

Zelda laughs and leans back on the grass. “It’s fine. I just noticed you do it often and was curious why. I know I don’t smell that good after a day out on horses.”

“It’s not your…smell—which is fine!” He leans back as well, rolling on his side to watch her. “It’s more the…aura around you?” He waves a hand vaguely like that will explain it.

“Aura?”

“Yeah, it’s like, um.” He leans a little closer, trying to decipher how to put it in words. “Golden, but more than gold. Rainbows and, and supernovas exploding under your skin and leaking out—” Wild stops abruptly because he’s burrowing into her shoulder again. He pulls back. “It’s your power. Hylia, I think.”

She turns to look at him, unflinching at his strange eyes. “You’re drawn to it?”

He nods. “Ever since I woke up. I can feel it, faintly. Can tell which direction you are in Hyrule.”

“Huh.” Closing her eyes, Zelda relaxes in the sun. “And here I hoped I really did smell nice.”

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hystericstar · 9 months

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Sidon x reader bath time

! MDNI !

cw: fem bodied reader, oral (fem receiving), gentle Sidon

“Like this, right?” Sidon ran a hand through your hair slowly, its golden claws gently scratching your scalp. The soap running down your bare back tickled, but it wasn’t enough to distract you from the breath fanning against your neck. “Yeah, that’s good.” You hummed, moving yourself to face the zora.

“Hylians are so different. The zora don’t require bathing all that often, as we are usually in water anyways. By default, we have the blessing of being naturally clean” His head tilted slightly in thought. Sidon reached for your hands and slowly brought them out of the water, holding them together between his much larger ones. “Teach me more.”

There was a short pause in response. You were unsure of what to do, given that you had to wash your body next. As if hearing your thoughts, Sidon quickly pulled you out of them.

"Ah, allow me." He turned to grab your bottle of body wash from off the edge of the pond. You watched him pop the lid open and squeeze a generous amount onto his hand, quickly working it into a nice lather. He shot you his winning smile, hands raised in front of him showcasing the fluffy soap they were coated in. "I'll bathe you, while you guide me of course. What do you say?"

"Well..." your eyes wandered to the side for a split second. "Your hands already have soap on them, so I suppose don't see why not."

"Perfect! Now, turn around so I can get your shoulders please." You did as you were told and put your back to him. His hands gently began massaging the nape of your neck, before easing down to your shoulders and sliding up and down the sides of your arms a few times. "I'm gonna wash your chest now, Alright?" He leaned over your shoulder, eying you for a moment before running his hands down your body when no sign of complaint was shown.

"A-alright." You breathed, shuddering lightly under the weight of his hands. "Be gentle."

"Of course, my pearl. I wouldn't dare harm you." He spoke in a murmur while making his way further down. He trailed a hand through the center before moving in circles around your breasts. He noted the way your breath hitched and chucked softly. He cupped your breasts, kneading the soft flesh and memorizing the feel of your nipples stiffening against his palm. Sadly, the sensation was short lived.

His hands went from your chest, to your hips beneath the water, kneading the soft skin. “Sidon…” you breathed, feeling yourself lean completely back against his figure.

“I do hope I’m cleaning you well.” A hand began to glide in a circular motion across your stomach, the other holding your hip in place. “You’re doing great.” You hummed. His chest rumbled with a soft chuckle. “You look divine my love. Hylia doesn’t even share a fraction of your beauty. I wish to never take my hands off you.” In his eyes you were nothing but a mythical being. A goddess in his arms bathed in moonlight. The soap highlighting every inch of you and encasing you in a soft glow that could only be described as something out of a myth.

Sidon cupped his hands together and brought water up to your neck, admiring how it made your skin glitter on its way back down into the pond. “Love?” You felt him move your hair out of the way. Sidon rested his head on your shoulder, his voice low in your ear.

"What's next my pearl?" He snaked his arms around you. feeling you tense up slightly before relaxing back into his embrace. "My legs."

He turned you around, picking you up to gently sit you down on the cold stone. You shivered at the temperature change, to which sidon quickly drizzled more soap on your thighs, and massaged it in with warm hands. "Better?" He looked up at you, the rest of his body past his shoulders still submerged in the water.

"Mhm!" You nodded your head, his warm touch distracting you form the chilled night air. “Let me know if I cause any discomfort.” He Hummed, pressing both of his hands to your thigh, rubbing circles on your skin form every side he could. He progressively eased his way higher, fingertip’s softly kneading the increasingly sensitive skin.

With heavy breath you leaned back on your arms, swallowing thickly when you made eye contact with the king beneath you. “You’re doing great, Sidon. It’s been a minute since I’ve felt so relaxed.” Your praise echoed softly through the air. Sidon’s eyes seemed to sparkle in delight. He wordlessly leaned closer.

“Relaxed you say? If I may, I do believe I know of another way to…well relax you. Perhaps you’ll find it to be more enjoyable?” His hands slid up and around your hips once more as his head inched closer and closer to your cunt. “What do you think, my pearl?”

Intrigued, you leant back up and cupped his cheek. Looking down at him from this angle made it difficult to tell if it was just the moonlight, or if his eyes were truly glowing under you. “Show me.”

Those were the words he wanted to hear. He simply smiled and offered a slight nod before closing the gap and pressing his mouth to your clit. You jolted, your legs fighting the urge to clamp around his head tightly. “Sidon!” You gasped, a plume of heat shooting through your body and pooling at your chest.

His forked tongue curved up, his teeth grazing lightly against your clit. He absorbed himself fully in the act of kissing and licking everywhere you’d allow him to, practically drooling in delight at the taste of your cunt in his mouth. You shamelessly whimpered above him, hunching over in chase of the euphoric feeling he was ever so kindly gifting you. Sidon tilted his head up to look at you. Mindlessly, he chuckled against your heat, the vibrations eliciting a few curses to fly out under your breath.

in the midst of your pleasure, he slipped a hand under the water and removed his face from between your legs with the sound of a wet kiss. “Sidon, wha-“ Your protest was cut off but him lifting himself out of the pond, hands next to your hips as he maneuvered you to lay back. He hovered over you now, water slipping off of him and sprinkling down over you. There was nothing you could have possibly done to prevent your eyes from darting down momentarily, realizing that his dicks were free and they were ready.

He softly laughed above you, your attention directing back into his piercing gold slitted eyes. “We can stop here, my pearl. I refuse to do anything you don’t want to.” Sidon couldn’t for the life of him hide the airiness in his voice, or the way it lightly trembled when he looked at you. “Alright?” This time it was a whisper, worry still imminent in his expression while he patiently awaited a response.

“No no, I wanna…” your eyes moved down his body again, but with a newfound intention the previous time lacked gravely. “Take me.

The kings breath instantly hitched, his breath growing heavy as his forehead pressed against yours. “Y/n…as you wish, my love.”

His hips moved forward, one of his tips softly pressing against your folds as the other pressed against your inner thigh. Sidon sucked in a sharp breath as he pressed in further, his arms going weak at your intoxicating warmth enveloping him. “I-is this alright? Are you comfortable?” The only thing you could do was nod and urge him to keep going.

Before you knew it, he was bottomed out and already panting over you with need. It wasn’t until you nodded that he moved his hips, shuddering at the sensation of dragging against your inner walls. He gasped a soft curse when you whimpered beneath him, cheeks flushed and eyes half lidded. He could see his shadow cast around you by the gentle moonlight. He watched in awe as your body moved with each rock of his hips, hands finding yours to hold against the cold stone you layed upon.

His thrusts got increasingly sharp as his mind went fuzzy with getting to pleasure you. “S-Sidon.” you groaned, eyes rolling back and mouth falling open with heavy breaths and whiny moans. “So good my love.” He panted, feeling a coil in his abdomen form with the intention of snapping soon. “A-almost.” He grunted. His thrusts grew sloppy as he released his seed into you with an arch of his back. Sidon nearly missed the way you trembled when he filled you up so good. “Remind me to bathe you more often.”

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the end was a bit rushed if you could tell lmao 😭 hope y’all don’t mind too much though. I’m so glad to finally get this out of my drafts omg

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lykaios2 · 10 months

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Hello :D can you do a Rise Leo x fem reader where Leo has a crush on the reader but is scared to confess because he is a mutant but then realize that most of readers fictional crushes are not human? (For example: sidon, venom, jack skeleton)

this was very fun to write but for some reason I was really struggling to incorporate all of my initial ideas and have a story that flowed well :/ so I do hope this is okay, I worked very hard to try and make this work. I also tried something different and kinda wrote it from leo's perspective, I thought it might be interesting

Human or Not

rise leo x fem reader, friends to lovers

cw: fluff

word count: 2397

One night, Mikey came into Leo’s room to ask him a question.

“Hey Leo, I invited y/n to our Hidden City outing later tonight. Is that okay?” Leo looked up from his phone.

“Yeah, that’s fine, it would be cool if she could join us.”

“Well…she said yes! So expect her to be there.”

Leo started to get ready for the outing. Leo was happy to hear from Mikey that you were coming on the trip. He truly enjoyed spending time with you. He had had a crush on you for a while now, and this was just another chance to show off how amazing he was. He knew he shouldn’t come in a suit and tie because it was just supposed to be a fun night out to the Hidden City, but he took a considerable amount of time making sure he would look very nice for you. Mikey even stopped by to check on Leo and see if he was ready and said he looked good, so he must have done a good job.

“Come on Leo, we gotta leave soon if we want to pick up y/n.”

“Coming! Be there in a second.” Leo looked in the mirror to make sure everything was good and then he was off.

Leo followed Mikey out of the lair and to the spot where they were supposed to meet you. After a couple minutes, Leo spotted you around the corner. You were looking stunning on this particular night.

“Hi y/n! I’m so glad you could join us tonight!”

“Yeah! I’m excited, I haven’t been to the Hidden City before.”

“Well luckily for you, you have the best, most handsome tour guide to help you navigate.”

“I'm so lucky to have you. But we can’t forget about Michelangelo, our favorite tour guide assistant.”

“Aw, you’re too kind. Come on, let’s go! There’s so much to show you!”

Mikey led you through the portal, with Leo following close behind. As you stepped through the portal, Leo watched as you marveled at the wonders in front of you. It appeared to be an incredibly large underground city, but with towers that reached to the sky. The crowd was bustling, but before you could take everything in, Leo grabbed your hand and tugged you along.

“Vamanos, amiga!”

Leo and Mikey took you around to see all of their favorite spots. Their favorite stores, sightseeing spots, and all of the cool shortcuts and secrets they had discovered during their trips here before. The final spot Leo and Mikey took you to was one of Mikey’s favorite restaurants in the Hidden City. You showed some concern considering it was youkai food, but Mikey reassured you that it was perfectly fine to eat.

“You know, since our esteemed guest has never been here before, I only think it’s fair that someone should pay for them. Food is on me tonight.”

“Oh Leo, you really don’t have to, I brought money-”

“Please, allow me. You’re our guest, it would be rude of me to not pay for you after you’ve had such a great time tonight. Hopefully. Have you been having fun?”

“Yes, Leo, I’ve had an amazing time with you and Mikey tonight.”

“That’s good, or else your best, most handsome tour guide would have failed to do his job.”

“Huh, as if I would ever fail to give only my best.”

“Oh, come on guys, we gotta order food.”

After ordering and eating, you complemented Mikey on his choice of food and started to leave. Leo walked behind you and Mikey and you laughed and chatted the whole way home. It was enough for him to see you happy. You turned around to look at him, and he just smiled.

“You okay, Leo? You look a little red in the face there.” Leo regained his composure, not realizing he had started blushing.

“Oh, me? Yeah, I’m just a little warm from all this walking. I’ll be fine.”

You seemed to buy it and turned back to Mikey and kept walking. Leo took a breath of relief and tried to distract himself for the rest of the way home.

After saying your goodbyes, Leo and Mikey headed back to the lair. Leo and Mikey went to their rooms.

“Come on, Leo, just stop. She doesn’t like you like that. You don’t have a chance with her.”

While Leo was talking to himself, Donnie happened to walk by his room.

“Oh, hey Leo. How was your- uh, Leo? You’re talking to yourself, are you alright?”

“Donnie? What- what are you doing? You didn’t hear any of that, did you?”

“Something about “her”, which I assume might refer to y/n. May I ask what?”

“You promise not to tell anyone if I tell you?”

“I’ll determine that after I hear what it is.”

“You- you’re so- whatever. I’ll tell you anyway. So you know y/n? Well, I kinda have a…crush on them. But…I never told anyone, because, well, I’m a mutant and y/n is just a human. So I kinda figured that it wouldn’t work out.”

“You know, that actually makes a lot of sense now. Well, I can’t exactly help you with all of the feelings stuff, but I can tell you that I happen to know that youkai and humans have been together in the past, so it’s not completely unreasonable.”

“Wait…so you mean I might actually have a chance with y/n?!”

“I’m just saying that it wouldn’t be illogical if you two were to get together.”

“Oh, thank you so much Donnie! You have no idea how happy that makes me!” Leo ran over to give his brother a hug.

“Hey, watch it. I just said I’m not good with feelings, weren’t you listening?”

However, Leo still had his doubts. Sure, he now knew that a mutant and human could be together, but did you even like him? He could love you all he wanted, but that didn’t guarantee any feelings in return. And would you even like a mutant? I mean, you hung out with him and his brothers so you probably didn’t hate mutants, but would you ever consider getting together with one? The thoughts clouded his mind and wouldn’t allow him to sleep, but he would just have to figure it out at some point.

Leo woke up the next morning, feeling tired from lack of sleep. He was very sluggish, and took a while to get out of bed. At breakfast, everyone noticed that Leo hadn’t joined them.

“Hey, where’s Leo?”

“Uhm, I haven’t seen him since you guys left last night.”

“I talked to him last night after you guys came back. I don’t think he left his room.”

“I’m going to go check on him, you guys keep eating. I’ll be right back.”

Raph walked up to Leo’s room to see him lying in bed, eyes half closed.

“Who goes there?”

“It’s Raph. You okay? You look tired. I know you have trouble sleeping, but it’s not normally this bad.”

“Yeah, just a…particularly bad night. I’ll be fine.”

“Well, breakfast is ready. Want me to help you down there?”

“No, I’ll be okay. I’ll be down in a second.”

Raph headed back to the kitchen, and Leo followed behind shortly after. Leo slowly made himself some breakfast. He sat down and began to eat.

“Mikey, you never told me about your trip last night. Donnie, you said you talked to Leo last night, right?”

“Oh yeah, but it wasn’t exactly about the trip.”

“What was it then? Now I’m kinda curious.”

“He said he’d rather not talk about it. Unless, Leo, you wouldn’t mind me sharing?” Leo looked up from his food.

“Uhm…what was it again?”

“About a certain someone…”

“Oh, right. Uh…I guess.”

Donnie proceeded to explain what Leo had said the night before about y/n, and why Leo hadn’t told anyone. Raph and Mikey waited until he was done explaining before they said anything.

“Oh Leo, that’s so sweet! I think you and y/n would be so cute together.”

“Mikey’s right. You and y/n are like peas in a pod.”

“Heh, thanks. But…I don’t know if she’ll even want to be with me. I guess I’ll just have to find out the hard way.”

“Don’t think like that, it’ll only make it worse. Besides, we can help you. Don’t sweat it.”

“You guys are so nice.”

“It’s our pleasure to help a brother out. And it would be so adorable to see you guys get together.”

Now the only one that didn’t know about Leo’s crush was you, but Leo planned to keep it that way, for a little while at least. He would have to tell you at some point, or you might figure it out on your own. That would make it worse. But Leo didn’t want to think about that right now. All he wanted to focus on was making a good enough impression on you.

A few days later, Raph texted you unexpectedly. It wasn’t often you got a text from him.

-Hey, has Leo ever been over to your apartment?

-uh, no? why do you ask

-Okay, that’s what I thought. He said he’d never been, even though he’s known you for so long. You should invite him over, I think he’d enjoy it.

-that sounds fun! totally, I’ll shoot him a text

You texted Leo, inviting him over. He responded almost immediately, saying that we would very much love to come over, and that he was free tomorrow. You texted back saying that it worked for you as well, and you two finalized a plan for him to visit tomorrow. Leo was surprised. You had invited him over? He didn’t even ask. But he dare not question it anymore. He had to prepare for this incredible opportunity. To be alone with you was something he could not miss.

“Guys! y/n invited me over! Did she invite anyone else?”

“Wow, really?” Raph turned to Mikey and winked. Mikey got the hint. “She didn’t invite me over.”

“Me neither. Guess it was just you.”

“Aw, what? Now I kinda feel bad for making it a big thing.”

“Nah, man. You should take this opportunity, spend a little alone time y/n. You know, since you have a crush on her or whatever.”

“Yeah, when’s the last time you spent time alone with y/n?” Leo thought for a moment.

“I don’t know, but are you guys sure you wouldn’t mind?”

“Not in the slightest.”

“Well, if you guys say so.” Leo went to his room to get ready, but before he could get far Mikey stopped by his room.

“You know, I wouldn’t sweat it if I were you. You don’t have to make a grand entrance or anything, just be yourself. I know it sounds cliché, but it really does work. It helps the relationship not feel forced.”

“You’re right. I’m just…really stressed out. I don’t know if this would be a good time to ask her, or if I should wait…I mean, we’ve known each other for a while now. But…yeah, I don’t know.”

“Well, if you’re unsure, you can always text me and ask. But I suggest you go with your gut.”

“Thank you so much. This is causing me a lot more stress than I think it should. I’ll be fine though, I just need to relax and be myself.”

Eventually, tomorrow rolled around and Leo left for your apartment.

“Good luck out there.”

“Like I need it.” Mikey chimed in.

“Have that attitude and you certainly won’t.”

Leo left the lair and made his way to your apartment. He was looking at the directions on his phone most of the way to your apartment, so he didn’t notice you standing outside waiting for him.

“Hey Leo! Over here!”

“Oh, hi y/n! Didn’t see you there. So, this is where you live? Nice place.”

“Come on inside, it’s a little chilly out here.”

Leo followed you inside and looked all around. The main thing he noticed were all your posters all over the walls. So many different characters.

“Come sit down, you don’t have to stand. You want something to eat?”

You and Leo hung out for the next couple hours. Sharing stories, watching movies, playing video games. Leo was having a great time, completely forgetting about any stresses he had before coming. However, while playing one game, you ran into a side quest that involved passing letters between two secret admirers.

“So weird that I have to do this, if they love each other so much, shouldn’t they be able to talk to themselves?”

“Yeah, right? Imagine if you had to do this in real life.”

“Not like I’d have anyone to do it with.”

“Oh? Is there anyone that you do like?”

“Well, kinda. I mean, no one real, heh.”

“So like fictional characters? I got you. Who would you date if you could, any character from any video game or show?”

“Ooh, I know this one. Monty Gator from Security Breach, Shadow from Sonic, just to name a few.”

“Wait, so you like…don’t care if they’re human or whatever?”

“I mean, not like animals, but yeah, I could care less.”

“So like, mutant animal-human hybrids wouldn’t be off the table?”

“Yeah, no, not really.”

Leo knew this was it. Everything had fallen into place, everything was perfect, he just had to say it.

“Uhm, then…can I tell you something?”

“Sure, what did you wanna tell me?”

“Well, you know we’ve been friends for a while, and we’re pretty good friends but…I-I like you. Like, more than a friend. And I’ve only been keeping it to myself because I wasn’t sure if you would even like me back, what with me being a mutant and all. You don’t have to like me back, but I just figured-”

“Oh Leo, come here! You know, I wouldn’t mind being with you. You’re such a good friend to me, I would love to be your girlfriend.”

“R-really? You mean it?”

“Yes, silly, I do mean it. Now come here, because if I have a boyfriend, I’m going to want to cuddle with him. And if you pick out something to watch, we can turn this hangout into a movie cuddle date.”

“I think I’d like that.”

#lykaios writes #tmnt 2018 #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt leo x reader #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x y/n

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treasure-goblin · 3 months

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Lu Elementary School AU

Bus Ride pt. 1 (ft. Wild and Twilight)

“Wild, come on. We have to go.”

Wild kicked at Twilight as he tried to hold on to the front doorknob as if it was his only hope for salvation.

“No! Don't wanna!” Wild yelled as Twilight carefully pried his small fingers off the doorknob and picked him up easily. Wild screeched indignantly, thrashing around as he was carried to the bus stop like a sack of potatoes.

Wild had been going on the bus with Twilight for a while now. Mama and Papa were too busy in the mornings to take them to school, and that Wild understood. He usually liked the bus, too. It was fun and bumpy, and he got to say hi to the nice bus driver, Mr. Hudson.

But today was different. Today, Twilight was going to try out for the soccer team. He had been talking about it all week. That meant Wild had to ride the bus alone.

“You messed up your shirt.” Twilight sighed, straightening out Wild's polo and tucking some stray hairs away. Wild sniffled, holding Wolfie to his chest and hiding his face behind the stuffed animal. Twilight, for all his 8 year old wisdom, had no idea what the problem was. How could he, Wild refused to tell him.

“Wanna see Ms. Mipha today?” He asked, trying to lift Wild's spirits. Wild's ears perked up against his will. He nodded, scrubbing at his eyes.

“And you want to see Rulie and Sidon, right?” Twilight asked, smiling.

“Y-yeah.” Wild said softly, a little smile on his face at the thought of his friends.

“Aaand, you wouldn't want Mrs. Rhondson to miss out on her hug from Mr. Hudson, would you? You're supposed to give a hug, remember?” Twilight teased, poking Wild's cheek gently. The little one gasped, looking horrified now. He couldn't let his favorite teacher not get a hug!

“We-We-We h-have to go!” Wild cried, pulling on his backpack and stuttering over his words in his haste. Twilight laughed and helped him get the straps on and held his hand as they waited.

“There you go!” He cheered, smiling as he saw the bus approaching and Mr. Hudson waving to them with a smile. Wild's fears were temporarily forgotten, and that would have to do for now.

Wild hopped up the bus stairs and hugged Mr. Hudson tight, a big smile on his face.

“Well hello there, Wild!” Mr. Hudson laughed, hugging the 1st grader back. “Happy to see you, kiddo! Remember what you have to do?”

Wild nodded his head eagerly and ran back to his seat, wiggling as he waited for Twilight and waving to Sky. The sleepy boy rubbed his eyes and waved, then held up his bird plushie and made it wave its wing. Wild giggled and held up Wolfie, waving its little paws in return.

Twilight sat next to him and put down his backpack, buckling Wild in and then himself.

“Ready for Mission Hug?” Twi asked. Wild nodded again, looking like a little bobblehead and kicking his short legs happily as he imagined how happy Mrs. Rhondson would be when she got her daily hug. It was a temporary fix, but it worked for now.

Masterlist - Pt. 2

Divider by @/cafekitsune

#lu elementary au #lu au #lu modern au #linked universe modern au #modern au #wild elementary au #twilight elementary au #sky elementary au #goblin writes

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mytemporarycomfort · 2 years

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Champions x innocent!Reader (BOTW)

A/N: Hello, Ive been having a bit of a tough week so this is super self-indulgent.

Content warnings: Yandere Themes.

BOTW Yandere!Champions x Innocent!Reader

Link

Bruh, this man is so protective of you. This world is super fucked up. He knows it, but do you?

Keeps tabs on you. Like how he always manages to follow Zelda around? Yeah that.

You're his comfort person. He refuses to let you go.

He will pay for everything for you. Clothing, food, accommodations. You shouldn't strain yourself.

Will ask you to stay with someone he trusts like Sidon, Riju, or Impa. Will drag you there if you are defiant.

He cant keep you from seeing all the bad things going around because he is the hero after all, but goddamn does he try his best.

Does not like it when you see him all bloodied and beaten, so he will clean himself up all nice and proper for you.

Expects the same from you since he gets you all you need.

Urbosa

She is a well respected chief of Gerudo. People listen to her. She knows where you are all the time.

She doesn't want you to be jaded because of all thats happening around you.

Tries so hard to protect you from the outside world. So leaving the town? Only during the day with the best warriors, if she isn't able to do so herself.

At night, if you really insist on going outside the town, she will be with you 100 percent.

Will make sure you're well taken care of from the tip of your head to the bottom of your feet.

Gives you free access to a lot of the town accommodations but doesn't like it when you touch any weapons, or go into the tavern to get a drink. Alcohol is not good for the body and mind.

At night, she loves to have you close. It's when she can relax a bit more as chief, so she indulges herself in your presence.

Mipha

She is so sweet, it's hard not to say yes to this lady. She also has a really good read on you so don't try to lie to her or anything like that.

Will dress you up in all her finest clothing and jewels. She wants you to look presentable, since you are her significant other.

She does your hair all the time. Zoras don't have hair so she is so invested in yours.

Always takes baths with you. It's such an intimate and vulnerable time, she uses this time to know you even better.

You cant tell me she doesn't think about having a domestic life you. Can't change my mind. She loves waking up next to you, drinking tea in the morning together, having cute dates together.

She is such a romantic, it's almost too sweet.

She'll allow you out of the domain, but if you so much as touch a body water when she's not around, she will be so upset. She's scared that you'll drown without her.

Revali

If you are not in this birds wings, you are in the village.

Your personal guard. The rito in the village better know how to treat you right or they will face some serious consequences.

Believes you're the only one good enough for him, and vice versa. He makes this known too! Everyone knows about your relationship. I mean why not? if anyone hurts you, he's there, if they can even hurt you of course.

Ironically, Revali is one of the softest champions in this senario, despite his front. This is mostly behind closed doors though.

Will only allow you to walk to the base of Rito Village. To be fair, you do have full access and accommodations in the village.

In the rare moments that you're allowed to leave the village is when its a special event with him. Like an anniversary date.

Makes your shared house super cozy for you. You're so close to the cold climate, he wants you well taken care of there.

If you find anything that reminds you of him, give it to him and he will never let it go. If anyone touches the gifts you've given to him, the person will have lost some feathers, unfortunately.

Daruk

Strait up moves out of death mountain for you if he can, sort of. I mean he still needs to take care of his people.

If he can, he will get you all the fire-proof elixers he can get his hands on, on top of the fire-proof armour to hopefully allow you to stay by death mountain with him.

This man built you a fricken mountain house for you. The door is made out of rock so he can move it but you? good luck on that.

Hes not locking you in the house or anything but it helps him make sure you are where he left you.

No dogs allowed. Those things are too dangerous for your good.

Do you like gems? yeah you do! Here have 100 diamonds or something.

Has the whole town following you when possible.

nearly bone crushing hugs, cuz this man is something else when it comes to his strength

Understands that death mountain isn't for everyone, so if you do tell him that, he will move you to another city where he can easily meet up with you whenever possible.

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babyfairy · 10 months

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hello…life updates lol

i saw the little mermaid with my mom and my niece (we went on my mom’s birthday 💌) and i loved it??!? i think halle was the perfect choice for ariel!! i was so enchanted by her mannerisms the entire film. she’s got such an otherworldly beauty so paired with her voice she REALLY looks and feels like a disney princess…loved her so much. no comment on awkwafina’s unfortunate addition to the film

we’re restarting one of our long running dnd campaigns and i’m pretty sad about it ❤️‍🩹 it’s the best choice because the setting was made by our DM a long time ago and she wants a reset because she’s improved her narration/lore/etc since its creation but it’s still sad and hard to let go. i’m really excited to relive some of my favorite moments with some new twists and i have a deeper understanding of my character now so i think i’ll only end up loving her more as i replay her. dnd with my friends is truly one of my favorite hobbies and it’s so important to me! there have been so many changes throughout the years i’ve played but i’m so glad to still be playing despite it because it’s very fun and therapeutic lol

i got a raise at work 🫨 not that it makes much of a difference LMFAO but i was seriously considering leaving my job before my raise so it’s nice to be making a little more money. the cost of living in washington is so insane that i feel really unsure of my future lol but it’s seriously my dream to own my own house. just a little one story house that i can call my own. i know it seems like a small dream lol but it’s literally my number one motivation and i’m always daydreaming about how i’d decorate my own home inside and out!!

i finally bought tears of the kingdom and i’ve been obsessed with it!!! not surprised because i loved breath of the wild lol. i love link so much he’s such a cool protagonist. always wanted to be like him when i was a kid LMAOO either him or sheik! i would say i’m more like a deku scrub…💀 like look at this fella…

like….???!!!! THATS ME…the lil angry face. love these guys. anyways i love the game LMAO i hit about 50 hours and realized i should maybe try tackling my first dungeon 💀 it’s just so much fun to run around and collect ingredients and koroks…plus i have a little pack of zelda amiibo cards so every day i hop on and scan them all so i can open treasure chests as a little treat…love it!!! i can’t wait to see king sidon again btw. that’s the light of my life

ever since my OCD diagnosis i’ve been avoiding my therapist (L) and struggling to really understand why but i think it’s because i feel guilty about being diagnosed LMAO…i have like this weird fixation on unknowingly manipulating/lying to others and my brain keeps trying to convince me i manipulated her into a diagnosis. i don’t feel like i have “real” OCD if that makes sense. and i feel this weird sense of guilt about making light of it or like taking resources from people with real, severe OCD. it’s frustrating because i know that’s definitely a symptom of OCD but i also feel like none of my symptoms are legitimate and they’re just delusions. it’s incessant. which like logically is that probably just a symptom of the OCD? yeah but i also am having trouble admitting that to myself for some reason lol. at least not without guilt or shame attached and i really try to avoid feeling that way if i can. anyways it’s a real pain in the ass and i finally sucked it up and made an appointment for tomorrow so i can try to talk through some of this with her

i’m up and down a lot, it’s been the worst year of my life i think lol but somehow i’m still chugging along 💀 every day i put the rainbow clown wig back on and march thru my day despite it all though so it’s whatever i guess. definitely going thru my saturn return and ngl so far it sucks and i definitely hate it but you know! my 20s have been Not Great so maybe my 30s will be better for it. hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. let me know what you’re up to in my inbox if you want! i always like when people message me their life updates lol. it’s sweet when people think of me as someone they want to update ❣️

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brichan132 · 1 year

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Tears of the kingdom spoilers, don't read if you haven't played the game yet. Also rant coming up for those who don't like rants about stupid shit when it comes to ships and slightly toxic shipping.

I hate that everyone is hating on Yona for getting in between the sidlink ship. Like I ship sidlink but damn some people are taking it way to fare for their hate for Yona.

I like Yona, yeah she is kinda a jumpscared and seems to be forced in as there are no mentions of her existing in breath of the wild, but like Sidon has two hands and I think she is very nice.

And also he sees Yona as more of a sister, maybe mother figure? As he written in those tablets, along the fact that he seems to speak mostly of link.

Like y'all are getting way to angry at an character that, while maybe shoehorned into here, could be written as an arrange political marriage.

Or something similar in a way that both are in the married states because of politics, and also when Sidon gives you the power of water from him after the water temple, he legits gets down on one leg and holds your hand to give you it.

Like y'all the ship isn't dead and Yona is probably in the marriage for political shit because of the upheaval.

I personally like her, she is nice and looks very nice and kind. While she is shoehorned in here without warning, I personally like that she actually cares for the people and Sidon... Like mipha.

Again, I'm personally a sidlink shipper, I like the friends to lovers trope way to much but the hate on Yona is unjust and rude.

#totk spoilers #legend of zelda #sidlink #lady yona #like yall chill the fuck out #take a break and smoke some weed idk RELAX #like yall are so mad at this character for mear existing #she could be a wing woman!#or she could be a sister figure who he married for politics #like yall are taken this hate waaaaaaaaaaay too far #go touch grass #or snow #idk just take a break #i personally like lady yona!#she is a very nice lady

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three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat · 11 months

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"Hey, Zelda." Link gave the dragon a watery smile, sitting down and patting the fur next to him. "It's been a while, sorry. Penn needed my help with a story."

He blew a strand of hair away from his face, wrapping the wings of his glide suit around him as protection from the wind. "It's stupid that I'm doing this again, isn't it? I spent a year putting off fighting the Calamity, and now I'm just wasting time exploring the Depths and Hyrule again. I found Mineru three months ago, for Hylia's sake." He gave a weak laugh. "Although I don't think Josha would call it a waste. You'd like her."

"I know what you'd tell me– 'The Demon King dealt a great blow against you, Link.'" His voice shifted, mimicking her accent. "'Taking time to recover is not a waste, and if you throw yourself injured into a fight again I'll drag you back by the ear!'"

Zelda let out a low rumble.

"Yeah, yeah, I know you hate it when I do that." He sighed. "But I am nearly healed. Almost all of the gloom's effects are gone, my arm nearly always feels like it's mine." He cleared his throat. "Anyway, have I told you how the others are doing?

"Sidon and Yona are doing pretty well– the official wedding is coming up soon. Sidon's really growing into being king. Yunobo and the kids are doing good too, last I saw, but I haven't been over there in a while."

He rubbed the sages' rings with his thumb. "Tulin's been training pretty hard; I think Teba is getting worried. He reminds me a lot of Revali, actually, with that. I still don't remember much, but I do know that he was always training. Probably just to show me up, but still.

"Riju…" He picked at his nails. "I understand why she gave me access, but I miss being Link, Hylian vai, and not Link, hero of Hyrule and the princess's guard. I don't think most of them have connected the dots, but even if I do find my vai clothes again, it won't be the same. Now that they've seen me as a voe, they'd figure it out right away.

"Is it… weird, that I liked being a girl?" He closed his eyes, leaning back against Zelda's mane. "It was… nice. I don't know how to explain it, but… I wouldn't have minded living in Gerudo Town. Being 'little Hylian vai' for more than just a few trips.

"What do you think Riju would've said if I told her that? Would she have allowed it?" He laughed bitterly. "I'm only telling you this because you can't understand me. Pretty messed up, right?

"I asked Mineru about draconification, if she had found a way to reverse it after all these years. She just looked at me. Probably would've talked me out of coming up here, if she knew. Seems like that type of person."

He sighed. "No more royal line, huh? I think Hyrule will be okay, though. They survived for one hundred years with the Calamity still hanging around, I'm sure they can find a new leader, especially with the groundwork you laid."

He smoothed a hand over her fur. "The kids in Hateno miss you. I haven't told anyone what's happened to you yet. Impa and Cado know, but only because I started crying when I saw your final memory, and they got– worried."

He ran his hands through his hair, dislodging the mask, and sighed. "Do you want to know something weird? I think I saw you before. Flying over Hateno, when the Calamity was still around. I thought it was just Naydra, but… it makes more sense if it was you. It was practically destiny for me to fail you again, huh?"

"Fuck. Fuck." He pressed the palms of his hands against his eyes. "I miss you. I miss seeing you wake up in a bed next to me, I miss hearing you and Purah talk about where the shrines went. I miss seeing you smile, hearing you laugh at my stupid jokes, watching you spend hours focused on your research."

Tears dripped from his hands, falling onto Zelda’s head, and she let out a low, mournful cry. A dam broke, and Link shuddered, resting his head in his arms as the tears poured out.

"I can't do this." He gasped. "I can't pretend everything is normal, when you're gone but you're right here and– and–"

His fists slammed down, but stopped before they could touch her head, instead gently smoothing out along her fur. "I hate this. I hate my arm, I hate how Tulin was forced to grow up, I hate how much Hyrule has changed, I hate how you had to give your life just to fix the sword I broke."

His voice broke. "You're always cleaning up my messes. You held back the Calamity, and now you did this. I should just– just go and find him, before all of this is in vain. Ha, who cares if I'm not ready? As long as that bastard goes down with me, I don't care. We all know I should've just stayed dead."

Zelda growled, long and low.

He wiped his eyes. "Probably just tired of me being up here, aren't you. It's not very comfortable, is it? It's not because you can understand me, I know you can't. Mineru made it very clear that even a moment of lucidity would be impossible.

"But… I'm still coming up here. Still talking to you, like as soon as I beat him everything is going to go back to being normal and fine, even– even though it's not. Even though you'll still be up here, forever. Just a dragon. Never Zelda again."

More tears replaced the ones he had wiped away. "It should have been me, stuck like this. I've always just been a failure, and I saw how strong you were, how your abilities started to grow. If I had– if I had just died fighting against the Calamity like I was supposed to, maybe then you wouldn't even have gone down there and he wouldn't have woken up!"

He sniffled. "Goddesses, what am I supposed to tell people? 'Sorry, Zelda turned into a dragon thousands of years in the past, and no, sorry, only like ten people in the entirety of Hyrule can see her, and yeah, sorry, it's all my fault again.' That's going to go over well."

Zelda growled again, tossing her head.

"I'm sorry. I'll go now." He ran a hand over her mane, smoothing out a few windblown tangles. "...I'll visit you again before I go fight him. Say goodbye. I don't think I'll be coming back from that, and even if you can't understand me, you deserve to know."

He stood up, wiping his face one more time and securing the mask over his eyes, and leapt into the sky.

A low cry echoed from the sky above him, and Link's eyes burned.

#totk spoilers #totk #loz totk #totk zelda #totk link #loz #mb's writing

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tumblingdowntheway2019 · 10 months

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Master List Here!!

Had the most funniest dream the other night about Tears of the Kingdom. Well, it was funny to me to say the least. So I decided to turn it into a short story with some wholesomeness added in.

To be safe and save room on the timeline, I'm putting a cut here, so do proceed if you've already completed the story and have all, and I mean ALL!, The Sages.

Do excuse some bad writing, I haven't done this in a very long time so I'm rusty. Actually, I do have an idea for a more serious short fic. I'll add these to my Ao3 at some point as well. Go an account, may as well use it, right?

Anyways, if you wanna draw it out, feel free to so long as I get to see it!! Enjoy. 😂🤣

FAST FOOD RUN. (Best name I got for this. 😂🤣)

All the Sages, in physical form and Spirit form for Mineru, not Avatars were with Link at his house near Tarrey Town, just hanging out. It was after the event with Gloom Daddy Ganondorf. Mineru was there because in the Hyrule's equivalent of the afterlife, King Rauru and Queen Sonia were still worried about their adopted child, Zelda, so she didn't cross over just yet.

Zelda and Purah were away seeing if there were any effects left from her time as a dragon, or maybe even seeing if Zelda can somehow transform at will, whatever Purah is wanting to research. As well as seeing if there was anything of use salvageable left in the remains of Hyrule Castle.

Mineru stayed behind, telling tales of the New Sage's Ancestors, their ups and downs and funny moments in between. It helps them connect more to their ancestors and each other as Mineru got to hear the same from them.

That was however, until a growl was heard. Of course it came from The Hero himself. That suddenly brings up a question.

"Hey Mineru?" Link turned to the Spirit sage. "Your construct. We attach all available weapons to it, and fans and rockets for extra speed. Can wheels be attached the the feet?"

Mineru turned to her construct, more so surprised at the question than what it implies. "In all honesty, I have not considered the possibility of being able to do this." An eyebrow now raised. "Why?"

Tulin, the young Rito who spent the most time with Link over the years as he doesn't really have responsibilities yet, other than training as a Rito Warrior, stood up in excitement. "I know what your about to say!!"

This left the other sages more confused as Link and Tulin debate of the possibilities of "They could surely accept a construct on wheels as a vehicle."

"Pardon my confusion, but what on Earth are you Voe talking about?" Riju asked, leaning against a dozing Patricia. She was napping earlier as well. "Why would you possibly need a construct to have wheels? You can just build a vehicle anyway or use a horse right?"

"Well about that." Link starts as he holds out his own, now Gloom free arm. Queen Sonia and King Rauru reversed everything when we freed Zelda from her Dragon Form."

"Ah, my apologies. I forgot that the abilities that came with the arm has left you also." The Gerudo Chief sheepishly apologises, ears slightly down.

"Easy to forget." Link grins, no harm done. "The reason I asked is because the local vendors near the lookout came together to do something called 'Fast Food.'"

Now the others were confused. Tulin excitedly flew around them as he explains further.

"Yeah!! Some cooks from all around Hyrule come together and make their speciality meals that can be taken on the go. They're appearing more around, it started near Look Out Landing. Just recently, Tarrey Town opened one (1) near here!!"

"What food do they cook? Do they come with a variety of options?" King Sidon question, a thoughtful look on his face as he considers this idea.

"Anything, Baked Bass, Hearty Soup, a lot of different skewers!!" Tulin starts.

Link following suit with, "And so many gourmet meat options. " His mouth practically drooling as his stomach growls again.

"That sounds nice and all, but we can easily make that at home, goro." Yunobo counters, "And free if you catch them yourself."

Link, ever accustomed to Goron culture and knowing why his Fire Sage friend seemed unimpressed. "They also have Rock Sirrlloooiiiinnn."

"NO WAY, GORO!!" Yunobo was now standing and ready to roll out at the mere mention of the popular rock dish. "Even with rubies on top?"

"Whatever you want. Like I said, "some cooks all around Hyrule", including Death Mountain.

"Well it seems this "Take out " is what we are having tonight." Sidon, doing his signature pose and smile. "Uh, that poses the question, why must Mineru's Construct form be required?"

"Also, I can't enjoy these meals anyway, so what would be in it for me if I were to try this customisation to my Construct?" Mineru chimed in. "If you haven't noticed, I've been a spirit for the past thousands of years." She almost looked down cause of it.

Riju then asked if Mineru ever liked Fried Wild Greens, any kind of curry or even a Hylian Pizza. Yes, spice tolerance is surprisingly high so yes, and no. Pizza was not a thing in Mineru's era. Riju is now determined for her to try that and a curry of her choice since Mineru can just possess her and one (1) of the guys for this to happen. While hesitant, Mineru accepted. She always wanted to see how well Gorons can handle their spices.

*LATER.*

"I can't believe this is happening." A female voice can be heard approaching. "Why did I agree to this?"

"It certainly smoother than taking a carriage." A male voice chimed in next. "Like swimming in a river!"

"I could have just walked, all the same!"

"Aww, but then you wouldn't have known that you can add wheels to your feet." A child's voice replied. "And with this fan, we could go much faster too!!"

"That's only because you can't land when you take control. We were practically swimming in gloom. You more so if I hadn't caught you on time." The female voice scolds, though there is no hint of annoyance in it.

"Hey, we're next!!"

"Welcome to Tarrey Towns Hyrule Fast Food stand, what would you like today?" A young Zora greeted. She was immediately taken aback at what was in front of her.

There, grinning wide was the Hero of the Wild, sitting on the shoulders of a huge, humanoid shaped construct with an owl shaped head. Mask? The Small Zora doesn't quite know, but somehow she can make out the somewhat unamused look to it's expressionless form. In it's arms, the newly appointed King of the Zora, signature shining smile as he holds a piece of paper. Looking up onto the constructs shoulder, a young Rito, who's feathers practically were fluffed up in excitement, was perched.

"Well this is something you don't see everyday. Great to see you Link, Your Majesty." The Zora cook bows.

"Now there's no need for that, it's good to see you again, Marot!" The King greeted his dear friend. "I'm so happy to see that you have pursued your culinary skills at last." A shining smile accompanied his words.

"If it wasn't for Link and yourself, as wells as your fellow sages, I would not have been able to do so. For that, I thank you all!" Marot did her own version of the shining smile.

"I'm staaarrrvvvviiinnnggg!!" Tulin groans as he leans back onto Link, no risk on falling as his claws were comfortably gripped onto the construct. It didn't stop Marot from fearing it, however.

"Well luckily for you, by orders of Mr Hudson who kindly allowed us to set up here, we are happy to give you all your food for free. It's the least we can do for your brave act of heroism against the Demon King." Marot happily announced. A Hylian Chef, Goron Chef and Rito Chef all cheering in agreement just being here.

"Oh, we brought money, that would not be necessary surely." Sidon quickly tried to object, Link nodding in agreement.

Sure they may have earned it in the eyes of the people of Hyrule. However, it is their living and they are happy to pay for it, especially since it's a big order. Tulin tried to object to the older men, but it was Mineru who spoke.

"While it is kind of them to offer free food. In the long run, no matter how often it may be, it is still the people of Hyrule who is making a livelihood out of their skills." Marot is surprised that the construct itself was the source of the female voice she heard earlier. Even more surprised when the owl shaped head turned to face her and asked, "Is there any compromise that can be accepted with this Mr Hudson."

"My friends. I insist on it. Link, you helped me meet my dear Rhondson and established my beloved town. What more than the occasional free food?" The man of the hour appeared, as of speaking his very name had summoned him.

"Hudson, you already gave me land and allowed me to have my house built there." Link countered.

"And you insisted on paying for that. Had to make it discounted before you finally took it." Hudson sternly replied. No hard feeling over it was detected. "And you helped give our dear daughter, Mattison, a grand send off and kept us up to date. What more could we ask for, despite you not having to take the time out of your days to do so?"

"Lady Riju said she is making great progress in Gerudo Town. She seems to be taking after you, Hudson, as she has been helping by re-building the stalls and giving some tips and tricks to her fellow sisters." Link informed Hudson, having wanting to say before he forgot. It was intended for later but this saved him the worry of forgetting later.

"Oh, my dear daughter. I'm so glad to hear she is fitting in so well there." Hudson teared up. "Rhondson will be so pleased to hear this. This is why I insist on the free food!"

With that, the Sages and Link went to the side, as Link and Sidon negotiated some sort of deal. They won't accept the free food, Hudson wants to give them it. Sidon shows the long list, saying that this is simply too much for it to be free.

Marot was on break, she approached the construct and young Rito, some Fried Wild Greens offered to Tulin, who happily took it and began to devour it.

"Please at least eat it over there, it was hard enough to clean this." Mineru gently scolded him.

"Sorry!" Tulin was totally not that sorry, as he took the food and just leaned against her on the ground instead.

Marot looked at Mineru, who in turn looked at her with a tilt of her mechanical head.

"It's on the house. Young Tulin here helped me a while ago with retrieving some ingredients for here. That gust ability sure came in handy with the greens and fish." Marot answered the unspoken question.

Mineru seemed to be satisfied. But then, as if Marot wasn't surprised already, Mineru asked:

"May I ask, how is this Hylian Pizza made?"

*BACK AT LINK'S HOUSE.*

Zelda and Purah returned some time later. Their experiments with Zelda and seeing if she had any Dragon like powers remaining had come to little answers. However, it did come as a happy suprise that Zelda's recall ability and light powers had significantly increased due to her thousands of years slumber of sorts. It would explain how she was able to take many hits from the vastly bigger Gloom Dragon in their final battle.

The ruckus they heard was funny to them. There was Link and Sidon, recounting the tales of their great negotiating skills with Hudson as they were both eating their Salmon Risottos. Tulin and Yunobo were all ears, barely touching there fish and mushroom skewer and Rock Sirloin, listening to how the Zora King battled for the Fifty percent (50%) off option.

Riju was off to the side, comforting the poor spirit of Mineru as she had undermined the Gorons ability to eat such a spicy feast. Let alone it being made of rock. Patricia was actually the first to greet The Princess and Researcher.

"Ah, Princess Zelda, welcome back. Were you able to progress in your research today?" Riju welcomes without looking. Having grown up with Patricia at her side, she had learned to understand what the sand seal's action interpret and to who. And hearing that Purah had, indeed, brought some splash fruit and hydromelons to her. Cause cute Sand Seal equals lots of pets.

"Oh uh, unfortunately the only thing we learned is my control of Recall had taken on a wider ranged. So some of the castles library was successfully repaired." Zelda quickly replied, embarrassed to admit that she was ecstatic that the seal had gave her her full attention and successfully beating Purah to it first with the Hydromelons.

"Princess, that is not unfortunate. That is a great deal of progress. Considering that the castle has been in this sad state of disrepair for over one hundred (100) years. Why, even Sonia was unable to go that far back. She would be very proud of you." Mineru gently assured, having turned from serious researcher herself to a gentle older sister/aunt figure. It worked to cheer Zelda up a good bit.

"What's going on in here anyway? What's this about having a deal in this food?" Purah asks, as she tried to bribe Patricia to come over to her, earning her a snort in return.

"Just Link and Sidon retelling the story of how they were able to negotiate on having this food for free so long as it's half off on their future meals." Riju answered, speech somewhat off as she takes another sip of Milk. "Hudson wanted us to have it for free, they wanted to pay. They settled on that. Typical Voe."

"Are you and Mineru ok? I've never seen you two (2) act like that before." Zelda asks in concern.

Riju stares her dead in the eyes as she answered with, "That Rock Sirloin, I really underestimated how spicy it can be!!"

"Oh come on guys, it's not that spicy!!" The Goron called over. "You just don't have as high a tolerance as you think, goro!"

"It nearly sent me to meet my ancestor, Mineru close behind. AND SHE WAS POSSESSING YOU!!" Riju argued.

"I did have the pleasure of seeing how this Hylian Pizza was made. I must say, I am excited to try it....if my tastes buds are able to recover in my spirit form." Mineru muses.

"COWARDS!!" Yunobo and Link yelled at in sync. Tulin in a laughing heap and Sidon taking another bite of his Risotto, trying to politely not laugh, unsuccessfully.

"Well now you have to try it. It's simply delicious!" Zelda exclaimed.

Worries and tiredness were washed away as Zelda and Purah excitedly told Mineru (who in turn was thanking Riju for allowing her this opportunity) of all the different topping that can be had on the pizza she is now enjoying. But for the love of Hylia, no Pineapples!!

#loz tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #Princess Zelda #totk purah #loz purah #purah #yunobo #sidon #tulin #chief riju #makeela riju #riju #lady riju #totk link #mineru #short fanfic

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plasmaapologist · 10 months

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did the lady next to me at the conveyor sushi place think i was insane for more or less only eating avocado rolls? yes. do i care? NO

anyways! its time for a TULA HAUL!

( Video: Tula sits cross-legged on the bed of her hotel, several bags sprawled out around. Mini can be seen sleeping on a pillow behind her. Clearly exhausted but still bright-eyed, she begins pulling books out of the bag. )

"You filmin' Motom?"

"ZZZT!"

"Okay okay, alright, so, I got three books for Calli, but I'm not showing them, because it's a SUPRISE and I know her nosy ass will watch this."

( Tula holds up a bag, presumably holding said books, and tosses it off the side of the bed. Heres to hoping she's on the first floor. )

"Alright, shit I can show this time. Uhm... Oh! Yeah, okay, so I've got abouuut.... five? Pokémon biology books here. Pretty basic shit, but it was nice to be able to get them at a discount. Medical shits expensive. This- okay yeah its this one. This ones technically for kids, but like, look at the drawings!"

( Tula holds up the book to the camera, showing a cutsey, but not inaccurate, drawing of an Eevee skeleton. )

"I've got a human biology book too, just like, for funsies, I guess. And because yall have too many issues. Okay, uhmm... *rustle, rustle* Oh, fuck. I forgot about this. Did you guys see the 12 year old with the Pachirisu? Yeah, they were handing out THEIR FANFIC. The bravery there is insane. Apparently, this ones about Maxie and Archie. Should of saved it for last, because it's clearly the best thing here."

( As the next book is grabbed, you can see Mini roll off the bed in the background. She unceremoniously floats back up and goes back to sleep on the pillow. Must happen a lot when you're so orbular. )

"I don't know if I got anything else interesting. A couple of books on psychic types, a couple of cookbooks; oh Arc, I actually found a book about Plasma. Will be telling you all how accurate it is. Got one about Galactic, too, but I can't really give as thorough of a review there. Uhhh... where was I... OKAY, yeah, right. This is an illustrated guide on Sinnoh's ocean life, and this ones about Hisuian Zorua and Zoroark, and I think - Yeah, this is the last one. This is the same one but with pictures. I found it at the end of the day."

( The bag of books goes on the ground with a thud, and a bag of various non-book items is pulled from behind the camera. )

"This is long as shit so I'm speedrunning the trinkets. Five bookmarks, two magnets, a couple of pamphlets, a necklace, a w- okay wait no you're not allowed to see that one. Uh, a wallet, like, 12 stickers, a pair of socks, a drawing of Mini some kid gave me, and a rock that Sidon insisted would "summon some ladies." Didn't work. That's it, I think? Okay, yeah, that's it. Toodles!"

( Tula reaches up and switches off the camera. Video end. )

#long post #text heavy #team curiosity book fair #pkmn irl #rotomblr #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pkmn rp #pokemon rp

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breannasfluff · 5 months

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[guide] for Wild and Hyrule

[ GUIDE ]: as they go in for a hug, the sender gently rests a hand and guides the receiver’s head to rest against their shoulder/chest.

Hyrule isn’t very good at hugs. He never knows what to do with his arms, or his head. How long is too long? When should he step back? What if he squeezes too hard?

Sky is great at hugs and more than happy to pull someone in. The traveler tries to take direction from him but hugs still remain…stilted. Awkward. It’s easier to avoid them outright rather than mess them up.

Which makes Wild’s apparent mission of pulling Hyrule into hugs–difficult. He likes the champion and is delighted to spend time with him. But every hug is another reminder that he doesn’t know what he’s doing. There were too few people in his era to practice hugs.

“Hey Hyrule!” Wilds scoops him into a hug as he comes up and Hyrule panics on where to put his hands and whether to squeeze back. He ends up going for pats on the back which aren’t right, but at least a safe choice.

Wild lets him go and steps back with a frown. “I never asked, do hugs bother you?”

“No! No, sorry, I just…” Hyrule’s cheeks blaze, but he needs to admit this. “I don’t know what to do so…sorry. Sorry.”

Rather than be upset, Wild brightens. “Hey, no apologies. I didn’t know how to give hugs when I woke up, did you know that?” He taps his head. “No memory means no hugs.”

“What did you do?”

“Sidon taught me! And then Riju untaught me his habits.”

Having met the large red Zora, Hyrule can only imagine what that might have looked like.

“Anyway,” the champion continues, “I can help! Come here.”

Hyrule steps forward again and Wild pulls him closer. “Wrap your arms around my back–below my arms. Otherwise you’ll end up on my neck. There you go. Nice firm pressure across your forearms!”

This is silly; he’s staring at Wild’s tunic even as his arms keep contact. Why doesn’t he know how to hug?

“Good, now, here.” Wild gently pushes on the traveler’s head, guiding it to lean on his shoulder. Then his arm goes back to wrapping around Hyrule’s back. “Okay?”

“...yeah.” This is–nice, actually. To be close to someone else. He can hear Wild’s heart beating.

Wild hums and it vibrates through his chest. “Don’t worry, hugging just takes practice. We have all the time in the world.”

#Bre's hug prompts #lu wild #lu hyrule #linked universe #linkeduniverse #my writing

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frostbite-yinny · 7 months

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You should get Rudy another bird

I remember reading this shit before going to the pub and I woke to this fucking video

<The camera shakes as whoever is holding it tries to prop it up properly. His voice barely audible above the loud chatter "No-no, like, you have Pokemon and pokeballs! Do you have- you have pokeballs right? I think I have a like a spare one-" Yinny, who is out of the frame cuts in "But that's not romantic enough EVERYONE can throw a pokeball at some pokemons head but, like, wrestling it down??? That's like so so so much more romantic" the camera finally turns to her standing in front of the pub door as the unknown cameraman talks again "Wrestling down a pidove is not that big of like, I can't fucking remember how words work, acknow-anklenow- ugh, like a big deal" "Have YOU ever caught one with your bare hands???" "Yeah okey fair enough, uhhh, I choose you, Yinny!"

With that, Yinny burst out the door. Camera barely managing to catch her bombdiving down, the dirty window making it hard to see her. The manical laughter the only thing that indicates she is even still there. A hand shots up. Holding up a very confused pidove clutched by the wings to make sure it didn't fly away.

The laughter of the cameraman shooks the camera until Yinny is back in her seat. Putting the pidove on the table with a heavy hand resting on top of it "You got any berries?" she questions as she pulls out a pocket knife, opening the blade with her teeth as the dark skinned hand pushes an oran berry forward behind the camera "You REALLY could just got your boyfriend, like, a makeup palette." he chuckled out as he held berry in place "Nah, he got his own like special brand he uses from from. I never seen that shade of blue anywhere before. Like, have I talked- you can close the video now thank you, like have I talked about him? He is, like, GREAT amazing even. He is just so so pretty and beautiful and handsome and like so nice and lovely and and-"

"Yeah the one with the blonde hair? Yeah you gushed like a school girl like-" "You gushed about your fiance proposing to you for like 45 minutes I deserve this!" "yeah but-" the male takes a gulp of whatever liquor he has in his glass as Yinny starts feeding the berry pieces to the pidove one by one "You also talked about how amazing your mom was for hours too!"

A pause as Yinny slowly looks up "I only talked about them?" the camera slowly lowers down as the still unnamed cameraman understand his mistake "There are still SO MANY PEOPLE- like Bane is- oh also Sidon is- im so proud and Amy is so cool and I don't give a fuck about their past and Brandy is SO COOL and OF COURSE ROSIE and her wife are so great and, they own- I don't remember what they own my head is buzzing they made me a cool jumper and TIX and their cafe is so good and they have so good food and and- okey so Bane, my house wife-" "You also have a wife???" "Platonic, also husband also we are like besties and like like he had pretty bad depression AND HE IS GETTING BETTER like he is going on walks with much less fight and smiles more and I SWEAR I heard him hum an emo ass song! Like he is getting better and it's very good but and also he has- Pokemon, his names Noctis, I love them both SO MUCH and also-"

The screen goes black.>

#tw alcohol mention #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #irl pkmn #pokémon irl #pokemon #real pokemon #pokemon in real life #unreality

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darthpastry · 8 months

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Incorrect Quotes of the Kingdom Pt. 4 (Ft. FNaF SB... again)

Link: *while opening the fridge* LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOOOR

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Rauru: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Link: But also socially dead.

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Vanny: Your ancestors will find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave.

Link: *sitting in a pile of animatronic parts holding a juice box* This is by far the best compliment I've ever received.

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Gregory: I was arrested for being too cool B)

Roxanne: Charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

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Rauru: Learn to pick your battles.

Link: I am full of rage and picking all of them.

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Gregory: just to avoid using offensive language i'm going to start using 90's surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude.

Tulin: People might not want to be called dude.

Gregory: you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologize.

Riju: I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

Gregory: watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don't care

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Link: I am dumber than a mouse. I saw a glue trap in drawer and I didn't know what it was and pressed my entire hand in it and now I'm stuck in a glue trap.

Gregory: Hah! What kind of sauce looks like glue?

Link: ... barbeque sauce.

Cassie: No offense Link, but why did you stick your entire hand into what you thought was a barbeque sauce tray?

Link: I saw it, it was dark in the drawer, and I went "hehe... sauce time".

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Link: I'm going to make Ganondorf cookies.

Ganondorf: Why would you- I don't want cookies.

Link: It's not optional :)

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Link: Revali just gave me a get better soon card.

Mipha: Really? That's nice of him.

Link: I'm not sick. He just thinks I can do better.

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Tulin: Drinking water be like *slurp*

Gregory: So true.

Tulin: Haha, tell me about it.

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Link: We make eye contact and I connect to the Wi-Fi in your brain. I delete half your memories and make you left-handed.

Glamrock Chica: But I already am left-handed and I have a poor memory so good luck finding anything worth deleting.

Glamrock Chica: ....

Glamrock Chica: WAIT A MINUTE-

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Glamrock Freddy: What's the hardest thing for you to say.

Roxanne: I need help.

Monty: I was wrong.

Link: *crashes through wall with go-kart carrying him, Tulin, and Gregory, all wearing 8-bit sunglasses* "WORKESTER- WORSHURSHUR- WORCHESTER-

Glamrock Chica: Worcestershire sauce?

Link: YEAH!

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Link: Is it still murder if I give them a heads-up?

Sidon: That's called a threat.

Link: Dang.

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Link: FOUR MONTHS-

Purah: What's wrong with him?

Zelda: *snickering* Nothing, really.

Link: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT-

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Zelda: Where's Link and Gregory?

Cassie: Link's teaching him how to drive.

Zelda: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Link: So, there's two pedals. Sometimes three but you can ignore the left one.

Gregory: I don't think-

Link: The lines on the road are more like suggestions. Like the speed limit.

Gregory: Are you sure-

Link: I'm not sure how to turn on the blinkers. Ready?

Gregory: Uhhhhhhhhhh

Link: GO GO GO!

Gregory: *floors it*

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Gregory: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES DO YOU WANT THE APPLES OR THE BEES?

Ganondorf: What the... what bees?

Gregory: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Ganondorf: Wait-

Link: *approaches, aggressively shaking a jar of bees.*

Ganondorf: WAIT NO-

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Glamrock Freddy: Gregory, Roxanne almost got hit by a car this morning!

Gregory: Yeah, almost. *Side eyes Link*

Link: *sighs* Yeah. I know. She was faster than I thought.

Glamrock Freddy: Wait-

Link: I'll get her next time though.

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Zelda: Hey Link, what do you want for Christmas?

Link: Revenge.

Zelda: What practical thing do you want for Christmas?

Link: Intruments of torture.

Zelda: What harmless thing do you want for Christmas?

Link: A new tea kettle.

Zelda: I'm not going to get it if you're going to be pouring boiling water on people.

Link: *sigh* A new pair of heels?

Zelda: And you won't stab anyone with them?

Link: *horrified gasp* Why would I do that to the heels?!

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Tulin: Dashing through the halls!

Gregory: Failed my test today!

Tulin: Don't know what to dooo!

Gregory: With my life, hooray!

Tulin: JINGLE BELLS!

Gregory: Takin' L's!

Tulin: Hit me with a sleigh!

Gregory: I'm so done.

Tulin: This isn't fun.

Tulin and Gregory in unison: THERE GOES MY GPA!

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*Post SB Princess Quest ending*

Glamrock Freddy: Vanessa, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Vanessa: *sitting cross-legged on the table with Gregory, Link, and Tulin. All wearing 8-bit sunglasses.* Mighty fine words for someone standing in lava.

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Link: You know, when I was your age...

Gregory: You know, when I was your height...

Link: ... Shut up.

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Link: 13 dollars to see a movie? *Slams Rauru's arm on the counter.* What? You want this to?

Purah: Link, I told you if you keep duping diamonds the economy will-

Link: I am a SENIOR CITIZEN! Where is my discount?!

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Yunobo: You're mad!

Link: *gluing a korok to a pile of bombs on a trebuchet* Thank goodness I am. Because otherwise this would never work.

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Link: I don't think we can gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss our way out of this one, guys.

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Glamrock Freddy and Rauru: *Staring at Gregory, Link, and Tulin in disappointment.*

Rauru: Why is it, when something happens, it's always you three.

Tulin: In my defense, it was their idea.

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Link: Hey look, I'm fire-bending! *Stabs spear with flamthrower at a bush*

Rauru: Link, Zonai devices are not a toy-

Link: Wo'er bendin'! *Throws splashfruit*

Rauru: Link, Hyrule is in danger-

Link: EARTHBENDING! *Uses earthquake technique*

Rauru: Link, please-

Link: I AM THE AVATAR HAHAHAHAHA! *Uses Tulin's sage powers*

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Purah: Do you need help getting up?

Link: Nah, I'm good down here on the floor.

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Link: Change is inedible.

Riju: Do you mean inevitable?

Link: *spits out several rupees* I do not.

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Link: My girlfriend turned into a dragon.

Sidon: That's rough, buddy. Anyway, did I tell you I'm engaged?

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Rauru: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up their emotions.

Ganondorf: Ridiculous, give me some examples.

Gregory: Wasps?

Link: Terriers?

Gregory: Link?

Link: Gregory?

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Gregory: Why do people have different blood types?

Link: So that the mosquitos can enjoy different flavors.

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Zelda: Link is a perfect cinnamon scone who has never done anything wrong.

Rauru: HE SET AN ENTIRE CITY BLOCK ON FIRE.

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Glamrock Freddy: I hope you three have an explanation for this.

Tulin: Not just one...

Gregory: We have four, actually!

Link: Pick your favorite!

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minijenn · 11 months

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I just beat Tears of the Kingdom

Thoughts under the cut because golly I have soooo many

OK SO THIS HAS IN JUST A WEEK ALONE BECOME NOT ONLY MY NEW FAVORITE ZELDA GAME BUT MY NEW FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME BECAUSE HOLY SHIT ITS INSANE

Ok, enough screaming, time for coherent thoughts. Sort of. First of all, the gameplay. Its SO fun. Honestly all of the arm mechanics are great; I still need to flex my creativity with ultrahand now that I’m done the game but once I do ohohoho it’s aaaaaaall over for you nerds. I used ascend SO much tbh, way more than I probably should have, same with recall. The puzzles are really nicely open ended in a way that allows you to use any of these abilities in whatever way you’d like really to solve them. The world itself is so much more fun to traverse using them and speaking of that world its HUGE. Like I’ve barely even scratched the surface of the Depths and I’m gonna be spending a lot of my post game trying to finally map it all out. I do wish there was a bit more going on in the sky but ah well. Exploring what’s there is still fun. The dungeons are pretty good, not the best the series has ever seen, but a major step up from the divine beasts for sure. Same with the boss fights. Though the final phase of the final boss was such an insane spectale like seriously I’m still struggling to believe something that cool happened in a Zelda game imo

The game performs... mostly well, though I did notice a few framerate dips here and there but I’m rarely one to get too worked up over that sort of thing. The way it takes a world that was familiar in Breath of the Wild and makes it look so fresh and new is outstanding. And the music? Amazing, like seriously this game’s main theme slaps so hard, not to mention the final final boss music? ohohohoho godddddd.

Ganondorf is exactly the despicable piece of shit I was hoping he’d be, the new characters like Rauru and Sonia and Mineru are fantastic editions to the Zelda cast and I can easily see them all becoming fan favorites. Seeing characters like Tulin, Yunobo, Sidon, and Riju have some major time to shine was great, and adventuring through the dungeons with them is a ton of fun! The side adventures/quests are also a lot more involved in this game, NPC interactions in general are just more fleshed out, and there’s just so much to do all across Hyrule, which leaves me with so much more to still get to now that I’m finished with it (still haven’t gotten all the shrines not to mention bubble gems; I’ll be playing this for a good long while even now that I’m done with it)

Then of course there’s the story which had me theorizing and second guessing myself right up to the very end. Like seriously, I yelled and laughed and screamed, and of course sobbed like a BABY over the ending. It took so many turns I wasn’t expecting and I really liked that! If botw already made you care about Zelda, this game took it too a whole new level. The memory cutscenes fucked me up and this game personally victimized my emotions and I’ll never recover but I love it so much for that. I’m already thinking through several fanfic concepts centered around this game even as we speak so yeah, like I said, I’ll never recover.

But anyway, overall, my first experience with ToTK has been an incredible one. It was well worth the wait, even better than I anticipated it would be, and will no doubt go down in history, just as BotW did before it, as one of the greatest games of all time. It certainly is in my book, anyway.

#jen rambles #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #ill be reblogging spoilery shit still with the same tags so make sure they're blacklisted #cause i cannot shut up about this fucking game hhhh #severe brainrot

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